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>Dubs decides what I say to my friend Brandon
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Sup dude
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wanna play cs go?
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Brandon, i need your help. I lost my dick and i think its in your mom's enormous vagina.
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>>674493635
Kek roll
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I know this might sound weird but I can't stop dreaming about shitting in your mouth while I beat my johnson
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You fucker.
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>>674493812
Roll
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HOLY FUCK CALL 911
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>>674493900
Winrar. Let's see it op
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>>674493900
WINRAR
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>>674493900
WINRAR
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Hey mom when do you want to come over to give me head?
>after reply
Sorry that was to my mom
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>>674493401
Brandon I thinks its finally time that i stop lying to myself. Brandon im in love with you. I hope you feel the same way, because ive been saving myself for you.
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>>674494020
Rerollerooni
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>>674494054
Roll
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>>674493812
Winner chikin dinnr
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>>674493900
Don't worry OP will deliver
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>>674494020
Roll
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>>674493401
i like to dress up like CP
not everybody thinks that its cool, but i finally met a girl who thinks im a 10/10 would bang like bam in my CP suit.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?


this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c
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>Seriously though, I really want your cock

Rollllllll
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Is it normal for my jizz to be brown?
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>>674494562
No brandon im being serious thas all ive ever wanted since i met you
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Kek
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>>674494919
roll
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lemme give you a Cleveland steamer also ;)
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>>674494955
WINRAR
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>>674494562
Brandon if you dont fuck me i'll tell everybody that you raped me
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no i'm serious. poop has been a really big fetish of mine for as long as i can remember and i haven't really told anyone about it until now. i've experimented with smearing my own poop in my face while jerking off and it's giving me the most powerful orgasms you can imagine. this is really really personal but i trust you, you're my best friend
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>>674494955
Winrar
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>>674495607
roll
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>>674495607
roll
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>>674495431
Roll
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>>674495607
kek, roll
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>>674495607
rolllllllllll
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Please kill yourself with me.
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effective. Power لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ 冗
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I swear to fucking god brandon I will end my life right now if you dont do me this one last favour. Im not fucking kidding man. My life is going nowhere, my days are re-runs of the day before. I'm desperate. All I want is YOU and I'll do anything to get it.
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>>674497230
roll
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>>674497230
rolll
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this faggots on /b/ are helping me what i say
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>>674497230
rollarino
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>>674497230
roll
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>>674497230
keep rolling
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>>674497230
rolled
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>>674497711
dubs have spoken. OP DELIVAR
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Brandon. I want you to know that I've never liked you. This is all a Façade and I really hate your guts but never got the chance to tell you. So fuck off and never talk to me again shitbag.
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"Seriously though, I want your nudes right now."
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>>674497788
Winrar
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>>674497893
Waiting for reply
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>>674497893
disregard that; I suck cocks
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brandon i fucking hate you cunt, i swear to god i want to beat the living shit out of you, dont ever talk to me again
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>>674497788
win.rar
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"Brandon is your dad single?"
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Lets run away and join isis together.
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>>674498580
Rolling for this
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god dammit Brandon. why aren't you replying?? I'm not fucking around ill fucking end it all for both of us.
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Stop blowing me off, I'm not trying to be funny; I know we joke around a lot man but I am trying to be serious. Will you just call me? I'll explain everything. I know this might fuck up our friendship but I want to be honest with myself and with you about how I feel.
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>>674497230
rolllllllllllllll
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>>674498797

Reroll
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>>674498776
fuck almost had trips.
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>>674498797
rol
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Hi Brandon, I love you and I hope everything works out for you. I know things are bad right now but keep trying.
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>>674498797
Roll!!!!!!!
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>>674498797
high roller
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>>674493401
brandon please change your name to breadon
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>>674498797

Rol
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>>674498797
rollin
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>>674498797

Rizolle
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>>674498797
Roll
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>>674498797

Roll roll roll
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Brandon. if you don't reply by morning. don't come to school tomorrow. ill kill before I let someone else have you.
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>>674499422
Winrar
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>>674499422
WinRAR
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>>674499422
>>674498797

Winrar
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>>674499422
Winrar
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>>674499422
Winrar!
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Try to be crying if he calls
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I'm going to kiss you so hard that I'll suck the air out of your lungs and then I'll blow it back in until it travels through all of your body cavities and breezes through your rectum and makes a noise like a whistle.
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why are you faggots enjoying this?

clearly this kid is friends with this dude and the guy knows exactly whats going on. maybe you could text someone that actually gives a fuck.
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>>674498797
Deliver OP
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im on 4chan letting gay fags tell me what to say to you, did i mention they fap to trans/furry porn and they still think they are straight?
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>>674500144
>>674499722
Fucking deliver OP
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>>674500144
way to go anon it was about to get real
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>>674499958
k, whats your moms number?
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OP ain't delivering
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Three to deliver, shithead.
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Looks like op's gone to fuck brandon. An original 4chan love story.
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>"h-hey brandon im going to do one of those ask /b/ threads ok?"
>deletes convo

How fake could you get faggot
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