Things you think only you do thread
Immediately take off my socks when I get home and run my four fingers between each of my toes and get a big whiff of the sweaty soles I've built up all day.
>>674348305
When I do too much physical activity and I become aware of my own heart beat I freak out and go into "cicada mode" which is basically me resting on my side with my body in a rect position and quietly going "greeeee" until I calm down.
>>674348305
Literally do the same thing lol
Secretly I deez Nuts HA! Goteem
Want to cuddle the fuck out of a thick thighed german loli girl.
>>674349482
I live alone with no close neighbors and do that for the same reason
Old habits die hard
>>674348305
This. I'm Lego Hockey Guy.
Do any of you remember me, or care about my Autistic Hockey League season? I had a small fan base a while back, but stopped posting after being temporarily banned from /sp/.
>>674348305
I blame the cancerous relatable post faggots on reddit and iFunny who set some sort of social norm of "this is my childhood right here."
>Never built forts out of couch cushions
>Never interested in owning a Tamogatchi
>Never liked Cartoon Network or 90's cartoons
I dont like being lumped into this disgusting 90's popular culture just because Im a millenial
>>674348305
I get really close to mirrors and stare into my own eyes. After a while I disconnect from reality and it's really weird.
>>674350407
Autism Hockey guy you're cool and all but it's sort of cringey to say that you have a fanbase on any 4chan board and then trying to promote yourself elsewhere.
I hate my father in law.
>>674348305
I build sandcastles
>>674351070
Not self-promoting at all, I only posted because people requested it
I destroy sandcastles
I feed the orphans
>>674350948
I do this until my face doesn't look the same then I refocus and then I make the stupidest face I can
when i have really dry fingers and i touch dry surfaces, like newspaper, or a chalkboard or something. i cringe/shiver and i usually lick my fingers to wet them. i thought everyone hated dry fingers, but i told a friend and he told me it was fucking weird.
>>674350948
I do this too.
1. Close eyes
2. Push fingers it eyelids
3. Watch funny patterns
Do stamp collector's actually exist? I always see this trope on TV when a character is supposed to be seen as boring. The problem is that Ive never seen one in the wild. Im beginning to suspect that its complete bullshit.
>>674348305
Still living at home. You rebel you.
Sometimes I accidentally an immigrant.
always clean my feet before I go to bed,
even when I'm drunk, sick, angry, so lazy Thai I don't want to change clothes or wash my teeth, I have to wash my feet with hot water and soap.
>>674352176
Post feet :^)
>>674348305
fuck that feel
why did my asshole dad have to sleep in the room next to the kitchen
>>674352176
I'm a dude, bro
I play the drums with my teeth
>>674352468
I know that what do you think Im gay?
Post feet :^)
>>674352815
Lies all lies this is not possible
I smoke cigarette butts rolled in line paper, not because I have to because I like the taste of bleach.
>>674351401
Tell us more. How do you decide who wins? What do you get out of it? Do you even like hockey?
>>674352988
same man thought I was the only one
>>674351905
I do that.
Do that since i ws a kid
I used to closely memorize lyrics on youtube to pop songs I didnt even like just so that I could fit in and sing along with everyone in high school.
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scratch ass, smell fingers
I sleep with every single light on in my bedroom
>>674353437
my stupid brother did that
I think it was mostly because he watched gay youtube shit all night and didn't want to bother getting up
I pick my ass as often as I pick my nose
>>674348305
I imagine the punch out training music whenever an old fuck is jogging.
>>674353437
on the contrary, I sleep with all the lights off so that I feel the darkness embracing me. I've become one with the darkness and I can feel the air and my surroundings.
>>674353427
So we not alone
Every single movie i watch, i try and find a way to self insert my self into that universe. Even movies where it makes literally zero fucking sense for me to be there.
>>674353656
>He watched gay youtube shit all night
>Gay youtube shit
>shit
>h
>1738
>*dabs*
Burp Out loud while I interpret for the deaf
>>674353960
I dreamt myself into Harry Potter Prisoner of Aslan
I always imagine the ways i could punch or slap or kick or just hit any random guy or girl that i see. Someone sitting in front of me, passerbys all.
Sometimes its so loud that i even shoot my finger gun.
I have to smell the inside of cups before I use them
>>674354282
As a beta I used to always imagine some sort of scenario where I get in a fight with the cool alpha kids at school
>>674354282
Also whenever i fart, i do it in the ways to that get most of it to myself.
More like obsession
>>674353960
As an Atheist and a Brony, I give this 2 hooves up
>>674354497
I do this.
>>674354591
Not beta though. I just have it for everyone.
Hell if someone even asked whatsup if i got caught firing fingers, i d fuck up that guy for no reason at all.
I don't Jerk off like normal people do I'm not going into details. but I'm pretty scared if I meet a woman, that wants to have sex with me I won't be able to cum on her.
I'm a mexican illegal who supports Trump
Whenever I'm in a situation where there's a lot of people around, especially if it's a semi-serious/boring social situation, I always like to amuse myself by imagining the most random, bizarre, nonplussing thing that I could possibly do and imagine people's hypothetical reactions.
For example, when I'm at work, what if I just stripped naked, shoved a pencil up my ass, then jumped up on a table and started reciting the Navy Seal copypasta while flopping my dick around and yelling "WOLOLOLOLOLO" at random intervals?
I don't know why, but just imagining how people would react to something like that amuses me to no end.
>>674355045
So edgey. Doubt it.
>>674351932
I did when I was about 12. Coins too
>>674355328
Cringe. This wasn't funny. You really think only you do this?
>>674355555
nice
i peel of the skin of my thumbs and soles of my feet
>>674355587
Shit man, who knows? Maybe maybe not. Not trying to be funny, just curious if other people do it too.
>>674355651
Same
Also eat it
>>674355545
*blushes*
I-Im sorry this is just how I hide m-my true feelings from people
>//~//<
>>674355555
Quints of truth
Ate my own load one time to see why some girls bitch about it. Didn't enjoy it but it wasn't terrible. Jerk bitches.
>>674355793
how deep do you go?
i find sometimes after a long night it hurts to walk around
>>674354497
Same, didn't one and their was paint in it
Sniff the paper after i wipe....
>>674348706
wtf lol
>>674355960
If you dig too deep and it starts hurting,making sure to put a bit of hydrogen peroxide on it once in a while. It would be sad if you got MRCA from it or someshit.
>>674355282
Go into details.
>>674356211
Roll
>>674355884
I do this often and I never learn.
Cumming into my mouth seems like a good idea in the heat of the moment, but I soon regret the nasty saltiness in my mouth afterwards.
>>674355555
5 5s fucking beautifull
>>674355884
Yeah, what's up with that? My ex acted like it was the nastiest thing she ever had in her mouth. It doesn't taste GOOD but it's not horrible either. Bitches be selfish.
>>674350948
Literally my favorite thing to do when i trip. First time i did it i was on shrooms, saw my own soul. Crazy shit, let me tell ya
When I'm all alone I'll flip off every window I walk by so if anyone's watching they think I saw them and if nobody saw me no harm done
>>674356272
Kek. It's like when you're watching a fucked up ass porno but as soon as you bust a load you're disgusted with yourself.
>>674356372
This sounds pretty funny. Have to try it sometime.
>>674350407
How do you get to be interested in your own league when you are choosing the results?
>>674356323
Selfish is the perfect term.
>>674354282
I do this to, no one close to me knows
Find full-body pictures of male bodybuilders standing & Jerkin it.
Find group pic of very, VERY young females in skimpy clothing.
Shop the guy into the pics.
PTCFNM.
The wave of the future.
>>674349311
Anon i went through a whole thing with that depersonalization thing.
My mom passed away. I found her. It was bad. It fractured a part of me. Was always her and I growing up. After that I got bad panic attacks,> had to quit smoking weed, drinking caffeine, anything that made my heart race because it scared me.
I also would pull my shirt away from my skin soit didn't make me feel my heart beat, and if clothing is too tight i don't wear it. Fighting it these days. You can too
>be strong
I check out women blatantly. Whenever they notice or their dudes I feel kind of intrigued about it. It's funny af.
Lick mustache and let it dry out then smell the spit scent by pushing my nose down.
Scratch around my ball sack and sniff.
Pick gums untill they bleed because it feels good in a painfull way.
stare at lights and move my eyes around to make doodles out of the light tracers.
Jack off to porn while thinking the bitch is my sister and im watching her get fucked.
>>674357067
>I also would pull my shirt away from my skin soit didn't make me feel my heart beat
I almost cried. I never thought someone could relate this much.
Sometimes when i take a shit, when i finish wiping my asshole and it's all clean, I'll pluck a few of my ass hairs
>>674357462
This is unique
>>674357734
Flattery
>>674355799
Jesus Christ what is this
>Slice bananas and put in cereal bowl
>Add cereal
>Add milk
>>674358342
Eww you are weird everyone knows you put bananas in last
>>674355960
Til the first blood, then I got scared of myself
When I want my roommates to clear leftovers out of the fridge, I'll put blue and/or green food coloring in it that I keep in my room. They're convinced it's some kind of mold. A couple of times I've found them as they're about to throw it away and told them I'd eat it. "I grew up poor and eating stuff from the garbage so it's fine", I tell them. I hate them and they stay away from me so win-win I guess.
Bamp
