Waifu Claim thread.
>Fuck Bernie edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Red Claimed.
Miho claimed
Phone-Chan claim
Ayy
>claimed
Obligatory claim.
>>674160777
Nice last image get trips, Cowgirl.
>not wanting a dedicated waifu
All your waifus are shit.
>>674160840
You're not only perverted but fast as well, eh?
>>674160565
>Red
Nice-tier Waifu.
She's my waifu. I love her so much.
The unseen pat, is the deadliest
>>674161003
yeah its saying my device isn't connected when it is, maybe I'll try my boyfriends scanner
Claimed
Claimed
>>674161182
My melanin enriched brethren!
Post her if you got her. Always looking for new art. there is a severe lack of it.
>>674161162
Just a wee bit fast.
Banana Slama claimed.
>>674161053
>>674160955
>got trips then dubs
Ay, what a great way to end the night.
Its late and I'm tired so I'm gonna go to sleep, goodnight everybody see you tomorrow.
>>674161305
I want to use her butt as a pillow.
Doug Dimmadome claimed.
>>674161453
speedy pervert
>>674161610
It would be the best pillow
>>674161453
Good thing for you I'm as drunk as a True German can get, gonna leave as soon as this cold one is finished, until then please refrain from being overly lewd or preposterous in honor of your dear kin, yes?
THE GUY claimed.
>>674161608
Good night, final image stealing bovine.
>>674160955
Great job in every post.
>I tried looking for some Holstaur art, and there were ridiculous amounts of lewds compared to non-lewds.
Phone-Chan best waifu
Bill Nye the Science Guy claimed.
>>674161255
You wn This time anon
>>674161610
>>674161800
That didn't go as planned.
>>674161664
>implying there's something wrong with Yuno
Here's a gift for you and your waifu.
>>674161608
Goodnight, Cowgirl. Sleep warm and well.
Rami Nana Hikari claimed.
>>674161157
>implying
>>674161305
it's alright
>>674161255
>dubs=pats
>>674161537
good one
>>674161608
night milkman
>>674161759
Rubs face in soft butt.
>>674161800
U jelly?
>>674161335
Same thing with my Waifu.
There is so little art of it and much less good.
Red is lovely, but it is much harder to find an artist who is interested in doing it, maybe it's because the game is relatively unpopular. Maybe it's better that way.
>Pic related: Some drawfag drew this to me.
>>674162703
It's because it's a PS4 exclusive. Maybe if it weren't limited to a shit console people would play it.
>>674162609
Just because I'm at the stage where I'm relying on auto correct does not mean you should trifle with me, woman!
>>674162703
>the soundtrack sold more than the actual game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41tIUr_ex3g
For good reason, but still. there's less than 15 r34 pictures. total. Which is very odd.
>>674163152
>that fucking image swap.
I wonder who got my picture of Red?
>>674163089
¿Skull Girls? ¿Transitor?
Both are on Steam, and PS3.
Best waifu reporting in
>>674162131
I'll get it one day
>>674162609
oh senpai more!
>>674160565
claimed ! am a muslim so all are mine !
>>674163106
You need to relax
>>674164022
Pretty much why we need Trump.
>>674164020
Softly kisses your back as i move up to kiss you neck.
Claimed
>>674163364
Transistor is better on Xbox One
>>674164409
ohhhh Mihooooo
>>674164084
No relaxing on the drunken rampage!
I hope you even remember me from ?three weeks? ago or so, I remembered our clashes as 'enjoyable' ...
Anyway, for the betterment of your name and your school you should refrain from being as lecherous as you are now!
>>674164920
Poor thing.
>covers eyes
>>674164920
haha
>>674164920
3lewd5you?
Best pokegirl
>>674164020
alright, just tell me when
I'm probably going to sleep now, may check in later if I'm still up
Night guys
>>674165938
Goodnight, sleep warm and well.
>quietness
>>674165938
alright, goodnight
>akane
>>674164964
He's gonna do something great, I gurantee.
Bump.
bump bump
>>674167255
I'm really cold right now, I should head to bed
Goodnight to anyone still in this thread.
>>674164369
>mus
muahhahaa
i didnt say i wotn share !
>>674167778
Nighto
>>674167778
Poor thing, hope you can warm up. Hope you sleep warm and well.
Lewd Bump
>>674160565
Bernie Sanders is mai waifu.
>>674164713
So soft as i kiss your lips.
>>674164920
You can watch.
>>674164821
Your still here?
Internet claimed
>>674168198
>You're
still making the same mistakes I see.
>>674160565
>Waifu
>pack of sad fuckers
>>674168198
yes, more senpai, kiss me more
Claimed
>>674160565
Nice art...
Cmon man she *spoiler* killed herself *spoiler* to be with her lover, let her be.
List of cringe
>Bronies
>Otherkin
>Furries
>Weaboo/Waifu filth
>Juggalos
>Loli and shota
congrats on your autism
>>674169427
She lives on with us.
>>674163152
A very good reason imo...
I dont find it that odd... For me, she is one of those chars that any r34 would have to be of extremely good taste.
>>674168812
Kisses deeply as i move my hand passed your soft breasts and your flat tummy. Then slipping my hand into your pure white panties.
>>674169831
There is none.. 15 or so images total. the lack of r34 and art in general of Red is shocking
It seems we have a troll in a sea of trolls trying to stop the waifu thread. I laugh hard
>>674169955
You truly only have one passion now, do you?
>>674168991
2sexii
>>674169955
"Oh Miho"
I gasp, my body twitching with anticipation
>>674170216
yes, he does
Claiming my wife C.C.
>MAGA
Goku claimed
>>674161800
>implying
We germans can drink way more
Tenryuu claimed
>>674169960
Good taste like this one(if its from the game I dont remember)
What a quiet night it is.
>>674170429
Hey Tenryuu
Noire claimed.
Why am I seeing this stuff when I just wok up.
Anyway, how's everyone doing?
>>674170294
Your encouragement of him is not something to be proud of! But I must assume he enticed you to be part of his devious scheme!
>>674170680
Of course he did, why else would I be acting in such a manner?
>>674170429
Du hast keine Ahnung, wie viel Bier ich schon den Rachen habe runterfließen lassen habe, Kollege schwerer Kreuzer. Es erstaunt mich, dass du plötzlich wieder auftauchst, warst du nicht gegen 0-1 weg? Was tust du um diese Uhrzeit hier?
Liebe Grüße von NRW.
Claimed
>>674170294
Slowly rubbing my fingers on your plump peach as juices flow out. I then slowly put my finger in your sweet peach. I then lovely kiss your breasts and start sucking of them like a spoiled baby.
Fuck i got myself horny.
Sup everyone, just woke up
Saya claimed
R8 my waifu
>>674170834
>>674171237
I can not fathom these improper gestures! How can one such as you be doing such acts as these, do you have no shame? Do you have no valour left in you? Truly a sad day for the name Nishizumi.
>>674171056
Wunderbar, ein weiterer Deutscher. Ich dachte du wärst ein rumposaunender Ami. Dann bin ich ja vollkommen ausgehebelt worden.
>Was tust du um diese Uhrzeit hier?
Nunja, mein Dienst verrichtet sich nicht von alleine, und ein Frühstück sollte ja schon drinne sein. Aber eigentlich könnte ich dir die selbe Frage stellen.
Tenryuu ist/war übrigens ein Leichter Kreuzer.
Grüße aus SH
>>674171329
Morning Syndra, slept well?
>>674171237
got me a little horny too
talking about my peach and shit
I'm gonna call it quits now
>>674171902
I finally awoke from my dazed state and am so ashamed for my actions
>>674171902
Maho would fill your request.
>>674172231
Ok sorry about that. I went a little to far.
Not a big fan of where this thread is headed, gonna sleep now.
Goodnight y'all, sleep warm and well.
Claim the best anarchy sister
>>674172587
Sorry
Night
>>674172554
Just a tad, gonna make my boyfriend jelly :P
>>674172587
night handy
>>674172136
No, my roommate was snorting like a tank and there was no effect waking him up
>>674172587
Good night. And always keep your hands above your pants.
>>674172060
Ich, als nutzloser Student, habe keine Schlafenszeit, es sind Semesterferienen, der einzige Grund warum Ich diesem ... Rundenwichschen überhaupt beiwohne... neben der Tatsache das Ich den Miho-Freund gerne veräppel.
Ah, der gute Norden, meine politische Haltung will Ich hier nicht weiter ausführen, lass mich nur sagen, dass Deutschland im augenblicklichen Kurs meiner Meinung nach vor die Wand fährt.
Ich, als zukünftiger (als ob) Leistungsträger erwarte natürlich, dass du deinen Dienst erwartungsgemäß erfüllst, zum Anspurn mache Ich dir auch gerne das 11 Bier auf! Prost!
)Durfte schließlich die letzten 10 Wochen praktisch pausenlos durchlernen, habe das zwar nicht gemacht, war aber trotzdem bei gut 60+std lernzeit pro Woche, nicht, dass du mir Schludrigkeit nachsagst...)
>>674172857
>gonna make my boyfriend jelly
He doesn't have to know about waifu love.
>>674173043
English?
>>674173043
Oh Bruder, bin schon ganz schön blau....
>>674172231
>>674172316
Does this look like an impeccable woman or what? How can you even think of her being involved in any slanderous act?!
>>674173043
Kekswichsen passt wohl eher. Was die Politik im Norden angeht und um es kurz zu machen: In meinem Landkreis bekam die NSDAP auch als erstes die volle Mehrheit. Aber ja, unsere Politiker vom Spektrum Links bis Rechts fahren uns so ziemlich an die Wand. Da kann ja noch was passieren, und das wird es auch.
Und Prost, ich darf nur leider jetzt kein Bier im Dienst trinken.....
Achja, was studierst du zukünftiger Leistungsträger denn?
>>674173434
Translating my slurred german into english is something I am too ashamed of doing... Not like you would understand why someone would like to save face in front of an international audience...
>>674173619
1v1 me! I lewd your ass!
>>674172587
Good night hand-kun ^^
>>674172885
Well that sucks, I didn't sleep week either =.0
I woke up at 3 o'clock, and then at 4 o'clock too for no absolute reason.
Sleepy af now.
>>674174020
Duh? Google translate?
These threads are much better than the night time ones.
>>674174318
If you're a fan of broken grammar and wrong translations, go ahead buddy. I'm not stoping you.
>>674174521
>night time ones
Its 153am east coast
>>674174303
>>674173978
Als volltrunkener, zweigleisig>>674174097
Waifu-Fahrender, kann Ich dies leider nicht preisgeben. Es ist zumindest etwas praktisch anwendbares und auch profitables, vorallem in Deutschland, mehr werde Ich dazu nicht sagen. Außerdem, wie ist denn deine Stellung zu den deutschen Vertretern der Kan-Flotte? Sind in meinen Augen ja eher Prestige-Frauen mit eher schlechten Statistiken aber dafür Stil ohne Ende...
>>674174318
It can't be as bad as my actual grammar, so fuck off.
>>674174097
Don't you dare!
>>674174785
Most of us are Eurocucks anyway.
https://youtu.be/uiMtCJw_RVc
>>674174521
I give you a point for that.
Sadly, I miss the morning coffee almost every time, so I'm always a bit sleepy.
>>674171329
At work as of now
>red
>>674175063
Ah ok. Thats my day time.
>>674174798
Naja, als zukünftiger Portepeeunteroffizier kann ich nur sagen, dass Heer und Luftwaffe auch nicht wirklich besser sind. Was genau ich da mache, sage ich jetzt mal auch nicht. Die Uniformen haben Stil, besser als beim die vom Heer oder die Uniform der Stewardessen...
Naja, wird dein Studium überhaupt noch benötigt bei dieser riesigen Anzahl an neuen Fachkräften aus dem Nahen Osten? Kann man ja nie wissen.
>>674173434
hahah, oh yeah?
>>674173619
I.. I don't know
I have to jump of the waifu train too, duty is calling. See you guys later.
>>674175735
You don't tell him he doesn't know.
katja claimed
>>674175949
See ya! ^^
I have to go to work. See in approximately 10-12 hours assuming you're there
>>674176749
Have fun
>>674175626
"Fachkräften" Ich musste kichern, bis die überhaupt deutsch lernen, sofern Sie dies denn überhaupt angeboten bekommen und dem Angebot folgen, habe Ich meinen Master in der Tasche. Soviel sei gesagt, es ist nicht Maschinenbau, nicht, dass die syrische Maschienenherstellung uns hinterherlege, aber Ich wage zu behaupten, dass zumindest bei Akademikern noch der flüssig deutsch sprechende und vorallem an deutsch Universitäten/Fachhochschulen ausgebildete Arbeiter bevorzugt wird.
In meinen Augen dient die derzeitige Flüchtlingpolitik nur den Konzernen, die billige Arbeitskräfte zum Warenhaus-Einräumen benötigen.
Naja, Sonne ist aufgegangen, Ich hab wohl um die 2,0 Promille, sollte wohl solangsam besser schlafen gehen, hab hier aber noch das sehr verlockende 12 Bier stehen, werdet ja sehen, ob Ihr mich so leicht los werdet...
>>674175949
Viel Spaß beim Schuften, Ich werde an dich denken, soviel das auch nützen mag.
>>674175735
She is the most impeccable women you could find around these desperate regions of the internet!
>>674176028
Don't even start...
>>674176894
korra or azula ?
>>674175949
Bye!
>>674176749
Goid luck tats
>>674177201
*good
>>674177143
>korra or azula ?
I was saying beach party.
>>674177083
I wasn't. Im eating ice cream again
>>674177386
You gluttonous beast!
>>674177852
Don't steal my ice cream.
>>674178067
Take it, from the way I'm feeling right now, I'll need alot of ice in about 1 week after my deep slumber...
Rest assured that I do remember your victories and that my pokes at your confidence are only in a game wise manner to improve a already excellent commander. But as all things must end I'm going to bed now.
Till next time.
>>674177083
Nimm das 12. Bier als Schlaftrunk
>>674178941
You could have just said goodnight.
>>674179468
But thats boring
>>674179241
Jawohl Herr Oberleutnant!
Ich werde Ihrem Befehl Folge leisten!
Ich erbitte Erlös von den mittaglichen Übungen aufgrund der nächtlich Aufsichtsschicht im Zwischennetzlichem Dienst!
>>674179468
Please stop lewding on Erika or she'll snap and start lewding back...
>>674180154
Quiet doggie.
>>674181153
Don't start a war you are not prepared to lose, woman.
>>674160565
Too bad that sword already claimed her.
>>674181544
>war
You know nothing of war.
>>674161335
Glad to see others finally giving love to Transistor, such a good game
>>674182045
>>674182045
>>674182045
Welp if anyone is still up
>>674181814
Oh really? Tell me, what do you know about war? You, who is not willing to take sacrifices, you, who is not willing to look beyond petty relationships, you, who does not care for the pain of years long fighting and losing afterwards. Please, enlighten me, what can you tell me about war?
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