theres nothing more satisfying then depriving a cute boy of his pride and joy
yes there is
>>673965918
does the thought of teetering on the edge of irrovercably loosing your manhood excite you? knowing at any moment, i might apply pressure to your most sensetive parts, ruining your babymakers?
>>673967229
They're both boys, by the way
stop being gross, my roommate is here
>>673967403
>they're both boys
bullshit.
>>673967386
no
>>673967523
I'm 100% serious
>>673967384
whats not to like?
>>673967451
no
Demos, come lick my nuts like a good boy.
>>673967403
Thats the point brah, i wouldnt be bothered to ask otherwise
>>673967641
you're a bad person
>>673967639
gross
>>673967600
you sure? not even in the bad way?
i'm ready to watch more anime in like 10 minutes
>>673967641
blood
pain
and eating food is way more enjoyable.
>>673967646
are you trying to tempt me with the big house
>>673967716
Fuck outta here
what epitoad are we on?
>>673967716
>implying you arent loving it
also these pictures are very disturbing
>>673967900
Can I watch with?
I have nothing else to do lol
>>673967946
lick
my
anus
>>673967712
hardly, im just looking to share the love
>>673967904
pls
>>673967904
Maybe... Does this view do it for you?
>>673967845
i've never been more sure in my life
>>673968052
Only if you're cute lol
Episode 10
>>673968024
If you want
>>673968059
If you loved me you would stop
>>673968137
so youre indifferent to the idea?
>>673968261
wait what are we even watching?
>>673968261
how can i love someone who wont love me back?
how many do you plan on watching
>>673968240
oh well nvm then
>>673968067
I want to sit out there in the morning and eat breakfast.
but not suck your balls.
>>673968400
boruto
>>673968305
i'm completely opposed to it
2 or 3
>>673968400
osomatsu-san
>>673968417
implying
>>673968473
I've never seen it lol
Should be fun
>>673968400
Post dat sauce man, i lost 3 boners so far
>>673968429
There's a price to be paid.
Besides, I hear my balls are tasty.
>>673968529
what if i went lighter, played with your cords instead?
>>673968628
you love me?
>>673968762
nothing can be confirmed nor denied
>>673967403
>>673968024
>>673968400
>>673968640
is it bad that i'm not getting a boner at all
okiedokie
>>673968640
just kidding i lied
we're gonan watch osomatsu san
>>673968755 (checked)
depends on whom they belong to
>>673968877
same
>>673968762
no, you would be the last person I'd ever let near any of my body parts
>>673968847
ill make you a deal, if you show me your balls, ill stop posting
3 minutes till this podcast ends
>>673968655
http://dave-mau5.tumblr.com/archive
heres the guy's tumblr, I reallly don't feel like finding the set, its somewhere close to the bottom, he reposted it a few times
>>673968877
yes
>>673968885
i have no idea which either of those are but thats fine lol
>>673968877
These are shit tho, the one from previous thread is keeping my bone going
was it a good podcast?
>>673968640
>>673968400
>>673968024
>>673967639
>>673967403
wtf? I used to like these threads
>>673968885
My balls belong to me.
>>673969095
Thank you.
I guess
podthony castano
>>673969123
sounds like a good deal to me, im not even asking for dick pics
>>673969303
why not
>>673969247
<3
>>673969270
ayyyyyyyy
The Sam Hyde one is gold
>>673969095
I dunno kissing doesn't really do much for me
oh you should have told me it was his podcast, i would have happily listened to it with you.
>>673969095
he's the guy i post with the red hoodie.
>>673969198
Well that's a deal breaker
>>673969427
>kissing doesn't really do much for me
HOW.
>>673969390
ill take dick pics if youre offering, as long as i can still get a good look at your balls
>>673969390
do it
>>673969427
its cute though
>>673969478
uh huh
>>673969553
this
>>673969399
Hgnnnn
Thats the one.
okay you can set up the rabbit now
i mean it wasnt THAT exciting
>>673969611
you can come take a look yourself.
>>673969553
i dunno, it just doesn't i mean it's nice to look at I guess but I'm kind of indifferent
this thread is awfully autistic than what it usually is.
>>673969553
this
yeah well at least we can construct a sentence
>>673969719
i cant see, youre gonna need to put them some place i can see them
>>673969998
I'm waving them both out of my dorm window right now
Come look
>>673969478
Poor baby.
man, i do everything around here
i still like listening to him talk tho
>>673969825
rephrase that
i mean you usually do it so i assumed you would do it this time too SORRY I'LL DO IT NEXT TIME
>>673970082
youre gonna need to create some kind of recording of them and find a way to send it to me, becuse america is a long way away
>>673970351
you're being too picky
NO NO IT'S FINE GOSH
SADBOY HOW DO YOU WANT ME TO SEND YOU THE INVITE
>>673970393
if i cant see i cant see
>>673970118
why?
I mean I wouldn't say no to a cute furboy wanting to kiss but I can't just watch people sitting and kissing nonstop, it's kind of boring
>>673970467
In a formal postcard.
I DONT THINK YOU ACTUALLY THINK IT'S FINE
>>673970467
steam
you know, the thing we are friends on
WELL IT DOESN'T MATTER NOW DOES IT
>>673970586
because your last post didnt make sense
meh, ever kissed someboody before? i get the tingly feeling of anticipation when i watch it because i remember how it feels
>>673970797
what the fuck is your name
>>673970989
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
dick infested meatmatress ya silly
>>673970989
nope never had a relationship with a grill or guy
>>673970586
This. Its fun when you're part of it, but watching other people make out is boring most of the time.
>>673966932
yes, he said "why is this varus building flat mr"
i grew up with an undescended testicle that i never had fixed as a baby, and at age 24, about 2 weeks ago I had surgery to get the testicle removed from my abdomen, but i still have one
>>673971306
you'd think the reason would be obvious to him
watching him tilt is both very satisfying and very obnoxious at the same time
>>673972042
the thing was it was not flat mr. it was maw and wit's end.
i ribbed him for missing his ult so many times, do not worry.
>contributing
>>673972319
I imagine he meant flat as in not scaling or percentage-based
which is kinda silly to say because there are no items like that in the game
or perhaps the varus just had a null-magic mantle at the time or something
oh right, there is the mr-stealing passive wits end has
I always forget about that
>>673972968
he was DESTROYED. grodin would have eaten that varus alive.
>>673972968
Let's compare dick sizes.
So has anyone else met their BF in one of these threads?
>>673973386
hello
>>673973386
No. Most everyone here is too uppity or SJW.
>>673973386
No :c
>literally me right now
>>673973499
Probably should have opened with hello, sorry, but one of my good friends whom I met in one of these threads asked me out yesterday
>>673973097
mordin you mean
groden is someone else
but yeah mordin only plays a few champs but he's fuckin good at them
>>673973209
I don't have one of those
>>673971275
Grills aren't good for fucking anyway, cooking only
>>673973628
You're thinking about eating candy bar wrapping?
>>673973727
i know.
i will be banning lux and zed next time because he needs talon practice.
>>673973628
Aww I'm sorry, well cheer up okay? :) im sure you'll meet him sooner or later.
>>673973727
So you're saying you lose?
>>673973869
were you there the time all his champs got banned and he had to play ahri?
>>673973970
only on a technicality
>>673974136
i was not. ahri is good though, i can't imagine he felt poorly about it.
If you could post something besides the highlights of rule34•net, thatd be great
>>673973859
Haha no. ;)
>>673974217
yeah he still did pretty well
but he was not confident at all going into the game
it was funny
>>673974311
>being this much of an entitled bitch
>>673973970
The game?
>>673967003
Booriiiing!
>>673973912
Doesnt seem like it. Im on a dating site atm but the only guy i held a coversation with turned out to be a fuckboy
hi
>>673974597
I've been there. Most dating sites are complete shit. The only one I ever had any luck with was OkCupid
>>673974935
Hey there hot stuff.
>>673974948
Im signed on with okcupid but havent touched it really :/ is it good?
Some anons told me to ise furry dating sites.
Im also not well known on g/fur since i dont abatar shitpost.
>>673975257
whatsup
>>673974597
I fuckin glove Marblesoda
>>673975329
Forgot the token porn for my post
>>673973586
The uppity part I can agree with, but SJW?
>>673973386
Yes.
>>673974597
Should've fucked him.
>>673975444
Fuckin kek
>>673973386
yes
of course we're sjw, haven't you seen all the goats?
goat
>>673974434
i want to play again now, dang
>>673975329
And for that I completely respect you. I really don't like avatarfagging it just annoys me and causes the thread to expire quickly.
OkCupid is just that. Okay, it's still pretty shitty though. In my experience furry dating sites are just full of bots.
>>673975364
Do you like butt stuff?
>>673975821
love. it.
>>673975821
nope
>>673975775
I am taking a break but I will probably play again later
but I have begun to consume alcohol although I do not anticipate having more than a little
>>673975582
Unfortunately he didnt even know how anal sex worked.
Convo so,ething like this
>lol you should come over after midnight when im done work and we can fuck
I dont have time or materials to clean my pooper out. He also puts "lol" in every single fucking message
>clean what out?
My asshole so you dont get shitdicked
>i dont get it
Then he sent me nudes i didnt ask for and demanded nudes in return so i blocked him.
>literally a fuckboy
I just want people to play mount & blade with me ;_;
>>673976164
mount and blade?
>>673975794
I actualy built up my own avatar shitpost from screencaps of neko atsume. For when that fucking sad possum guy shows up. Out of anime guy, pearl, luxray, goatkid. Sad possum pisses me off the most
Did I fap yesterday? I can't remember.
>>673975964
Top or bottom?
>>673969075
>>673976116
i really wish there was sandbox mode. lee sin is really hard to figure out midgame
>>673976501
This actually made me laugh
>>673976479
>>673976479
You did. Time to fap again?
>>673976378
yes
>>673976497
bottom
>>673976704
Imma google it
>>673976451
Why does he piss you off so much? I just feel like avataring defeats the purpose of the thread. I'd be okay if it was even remotely Gfur related
>>673976895
I dont even know. Maybe its the emo possum. Maybe its that hes always sad.
how do you differentiate a gay butt and a homo butt
>>673976882
>>673976704
Hmm if I had decent internet would consider playing.
>>673977110
The one that gets on my nerves the most is the fucker who posts the anime lamb
>>673977110
Samefag
Shitposting avatars has made most of the gfur pisters here jaded i guess. Some tards from the fluffy threads tried to invade and no one spared them a glance
thank god nobody despises me in particular
>>673976157
H-how do you not know that poop comes from the anus?
>>673976378
Medieval war game.
>>673977013
Hey Groden.
>>673976523
look for picks on squishies, use your utility
ward
if you're ahead it's easy cuz you can just delete people but if you're behind you're basically just a kickbot when it's off cd
ward
his mid to late game is really rough because he can't compete with tanks for lockdown or with carries for damage and his dueling power falls off super sharply
midgame specifically I'd just focus on getting towers and trying to run them around the map
and warding
teamfights are fine if you get a good kick but if you can't isolate a squishy or knock up their team you won't be doing much
>>673977324
Oh you mean goatboy
I mean, sometimes.. Rarely. He posts the undertale porn to go with it but i can see your point
>>673977140
gay and homo are the same thing
>>673977384
i don't despise you, I'll just lewd you
>>673977503
then what makes him good at all
>>673977552
for what purpose?
>>673977340
Nice try but no.
>>673977451
He was on the gay side of the dating site looking for an easy fuck. He was very clearly straight leaning otherwise. I doubt any girl let him near their pooper.
A lot of not gay people dont realize the pooper is dirty ironically.
posting without names
why live
>>673977634
it makes me feel warm and fuzzy
>>673977825
does this have anything to do with me in particular, or is it just the goat
>>673977866
this
>>673977505
Not really. I wish I had one of his pictures to show you, but it's a lamb or a goat with really big eyes
>>673977643
I dont getit m8
Im samefagging my for my own post.
I do not have a linear thought process so i dont put everything in one post.
>>673977958
yes
Goat is stupid. Yeah, I said it.
>>673977958
that
>>673978047
w-which question are you answering yes to
>>673977977
Ohhh now i know who you're talking about. Yeah id put him in the same pain in the ass tier has sadpossum
>>673978024
Ah I thought it was someone else saying we were the same person. My bad
redact that.
>>673977977
you are speaking of parafirk
>>673978115
i am withholding your that until you redact your rude statement.
>>673977825
this good feeling yes comrade?
>>673978213
>>673978148
Don't really know his name but for some reason he really pisses me off. No idea why him above all other avatars
>>673978213
I guess you'll just have to wait, then
>>673978360
he is totally innocuous, and consequently sort of vapid.
>>673978372
you are the one waiting.
>>673976878
Nice. I like to pound a good bottom.
>>673978123
the one in your last post
you're a silly goose with all the roundabout questions
>>673978360
And i doubt ill ever find a bf in a gfur thread :/ apparently there are no gays in canada, or even nearby me.
>>673978507
you are bullying me
>>673978482
Good point... shit
>>673978612
same there are none in my state, so i stopped looking in these threads
>>673977634
before 20 minutes he's one of the strongest characters in the game in duels and skirmishes
he has a relatively fast and healthy jungle clear, along with being by far the most mobile jungler in the game, which allows him to gank early and often without sacrificing too much in the way of farm
and he has very powerful early ganks because of his damage and mobility
and while his damage diminishes he is always relevant because of the sheer pick potential his ulti provides, even if that becomes all he is good for
also VISION
he always has yellow trinket and green smite, and those wards aren't just for insec plays, and his mobility means he can place them wherever he wants at low risk
>>673978494
woof. daddy
[spoiler] testing [/spoiler] something
>>673978612
There's me, ya' big hoser. Check my filenames.
>>673978612
Stop living in Canada then.
>>673978817
I also like being called daddy.
>>673978592
Bodka also give you noice warm fuzzy feeling
>>673978928
:< im sorry anon, i live in ontario
>>673978762
>those no bf feels
>>673979006
Never good advice
>>673979034
what else do u like daddy
>>673978674
no i'm just a gote enthusiast
actually I would probably rate nidalee as more mobile than him if only because her w is unconditional
>>673978811
i have begun considering ganking bottom after first buff and abandoning my second buff entirely
when you say green smite you mean the 2 ward jungle item right?
>>673979179
>>673979119
Everyone lives in ontario
>>673979006
Where would i go? America? They're still going nuts over the gay marriage thing.
>warning bigass file
>>673979119
ill find one at somepoint
>>673979043
what's bodka
is that like vodka
>>673977451
yo snarf, how's it goin?
>>673979140
I like to cuddle especially when I'm drinking - which I am now.
>>673979257
Not the gay people apparently.
The only other non straight person ive met in my 22 years of life was a bisexual guy in high school who was the scary but not scary kind of guy you only see in girls in animus.
Had a fursona, had an artbook that he threatened to murder people over if they tried to view it.
>>673979491
awe
>>673979240
pets vigorously
FUCK!! roleplayers
>>673978612
I dunno about Canada, but there are a surprising amount if gay and bisexual guys here in Texas.
>>673979553
Don't say you don't like the cuddle monster!
>>673979587
omgh max limit of images has been reached
Hurry it up with that new thread, I'm losing my boner
>>673979733
you know there are better places for that, right
>>673979596
>>673979587
Thanks for image cap you fucking goat
>>673979287
>someday :/
>>673979273
No, move to Europe. All the Muslim rape you'll ever want.
>>673979462
Jobhunting is making me depressed.
>>673979696
i do.. after sex
>>673979784
Like my ass.. right?
>>673979784
Hahaha, no.
>>673979240
the level 2 lee sin bot gank is a viable strategy, depending on the champions in the bot lane
I personally do not like it because you are ganking either without your slow or without your escape but I have seen it be successful many times
I have done the two buff -> level 3 gank the most in the past but now I am favoring the five camp/one scuttler level 4 gank because there is less risk of falling super behind if the gank is unsuccessful
yes, I do, because I say blue or red smite for the other two and "teal smite" sounds weird
>>673979552
You must be fukin' blind or something. That or you live anywhere in northern Ontario. The gays are "yours to discover"
>>673979825
>gay Muslims
>>673979795
:3~
>>673979997
I live north of toronto.
Is that northern ontario?
>>673980024
That's haram! Haram, I tell you!
>>673979838
Oh, so you're a dirty boy huh?
>gross
>>673980203
I live north of Toronto, so no
Ahh man is it bedtime? I haven't even finished my beer.
>>673980354
I live in barrie ._. Orillia next month.
>>673980364
Come to bed son.
>>673967639
Hangon I fuckin know that guy. The one cosplaying john. I think.
He looks a lot like one of my friend's exes. And the friend's ex also cosplayed john. Andy, I think his name is.
>>673980519
I was going to say Barrie. I live in that place with LOTS of snow.
>>673979952
i mean, it has no smite properties i thought, like you couldn't use it on enemy champs
>>673980273
very dirty
>>673980582
Yes padre
>>673980809
no, it doesn't, I just call it that
>>673980981
wanted to make sure i was not missing anything
>>673981129
Gotze?
>>673980768
You live in nunavut?
Do seal eyes really taste like ice cream, or are they just trolling?
>>673980519
>>673980768
You two should fuck.
