Waifu claiming thread: Secret hideaway from the lewd edition
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualized content
>Most important: Have fun!
Atago claimed. The bluest of them all.
Remember: Kanmusu are girls too.
Obligatory claim
>>673959114
I like your thinking
>>673959114
Mai made one and it 404'd.
Hello everyone.
>>673959535
Sneeki Breeki, I know
>>673959645
Kek. The mods know what they're doing.
Shit, they're about to hit image limit. Let's hope they follow the link to the next one and don't look at the catalog
>>673959645
We can drink tea and talk about civility in peace now.
>>673959924
>fingers crossed
Claimed.
I have issues
hjh
Y'alls day going well so far? Aside from the "threads".
Thread dead?
>>673959645
My Dearest Ruri,
I have found a WiFi connection and will be able to participate for this instsnt. The connection is terrible and unstable, but I am glad I am able to deliver this single message. Watching for you,
Tomokoanon.
>>673960491
It's going pretty good, normal black tea helps.
>>673960658
This better not be bait, Mai.
>I waited
>I fucking did
>>673960658
Oh thank god, something to talk about.
Don't leave we need you.
>>673960491
Aside from the "other" threads things are good.
Anyone going away for March break?
she's still mine, fuckers
im immortal
>>673960875
Of course not. But I'm currently on a bus and will lose wifi soon. It's nice to see you.
>>673961043
Nope, no reason for me to go anywhere. Glad things are going well for ya, you going anywhere?
>>673960875
That's good to hear, tea always makes a night nice.
>>673961043
No, but i walked my dog.
>>673961500
Good to see you again. I really want this love story to have a happy ending.
Internets claimed it is vast and infinte
>>673961500
Do you have any idea when you'll be able to get a decent connection?
>And hopefully a night of funposting, too
>>673961524
Hand-kun, look who's here!
Poll:
Cold tea vs. Hot tea
Personally I can't stand hot tea so cold tea master race for me
>>673961928
Cold tea for average drinking, hot tea is good for relaxing and after a shower.
The night claimed
>>673961524
Family and friends are going to Cuba, me included. We leave Wednesday night. I'll have minimal, if any contact with you guys. I won't be gone forever, don't worry
>>673962287
that makes sense
>>673962383
Hope you have fun. What's there to do in Cuba?
>>673961892
Aren't you excited Ruri, atago will be right next door.
>>673961892
Yeah, I see him. No worries, he's here to talk to you. No reason for me to say hi.
>>673961892
Hot tea for a nice quiet night and cold tea for casual drinking.
>>673962383
Hey man, hope you and your family enjoy yourself! Take your time and be safe, I'll miss seeing you around here. Hope you come back soon.
>>673962771
>What's there to do in Cuba
Try not to die
>>673962839
I'll be back, I wouldn't leave you guys
I want to be the very best
I'd bump but I'm OP so I can't
>>673961892
Not for a while. I'm sorry.
>>673963658
That's good to hear, I hope you're back soon, buddy. Hope you never leave...
The people in the other thread should really kill them selfs.
>>673962771
I am, but Atago is surely going to be really busy.
>I couldn't visit him even when he was in my own country
>>673964020
I'll just wait, then.
>Glad to know you're not dead!
>>673964103
I normally wouldn't agree.
>>673964103
I wouldn't want that. I just hope they grow bored of it.
>>673964311
You're to soft Yukko.
>>673964490
We can still kill all the non-whites
>>673964031
I don't plan on leaving. I'll stick with you guys until the mods commence operation /waifu/ and eradicate us. Then we'll just use other sites for our waifuposting
>>673964103
They're just drunk, let it pass
>>673964237
I'll be back. Later than sooner, but I'll be back.
>>673964733
Good man, something I can get behind.
>>673964741
Yeah, that's pretty much the plan. I'll love the times while they're still here.
I didn't know.
>>673959114
Miho claimed
Hows everyone doing tonight?
>>673965026
It's fine, Cowgirl. At least you're here now.
>>673965221
Heyo Miho, not doing that bad. You?
>>673965026
Hello moon pie. How are you feeling this fine evening?
>>673965221
Hello miho.
>>673965352
Im doing ok. Also why are there 3 threads?
>>673964979
They won't last forever. We'll be able to look back on the days before the Armageddon and smile at the good times we had on /b/ before we got kicked out. We'll still live on in other places, though, like Steam and telegram
>>673965026
Wilkommen to the super secret club
>>673964884
I hope you didn't reported in while I wasn't here.
It has been three weeks by now.
>>673965026
Heyo Holsts.
>Look who's back for a little
>>673965594
The others are piss drunk and having a massive orgy
>>673965613
Waifu thread moving slow tonight=^..^=
>>673965221
Good how are you?
>>673965352
I still should have used the catalog first.
>>673965520
Pure hearted.
>>673965639
Hi there.
Time to go.
I'll be taking the bus more often in the morning my time so who knows if you'll see me this late again.
Good night everyone.
>>673965978
It's fine man, at least you learned from it. It's all good.
>>673966059
See you man, stay safe.
>>673965520
>>673965978
Doing ok.
>>673965910
ah ok
>>673965639
Like I wouldn't say hi. Have SOME faith in me.
>>673965594
>>673965967
Yeah, seems there are other ones up.
>>673965352
Hey hand-anon! Bad new is he was there, but good news is that we didn't talk and avoided each other. Actually aside for that, I had a great time.
Claiming best poke grill
>>673966059
Good night sweet wanderer
>>673965978
That's good to hear. Glad you found your way here. What's the 411 on that smoke house?
>>673966313
At least you'll have bully material from now on.
>>673966376
That's good.
>>673966597
Soon.jpg
>>673966445
Also responded in the other thread >>673966216
Really happy to hear that man, glad you didn't let that jackoff ruin your night, hope it went well aside from that.
>>673966902
Huh? I'd never poke fun at y'all.
>>673966385
Not my fault, normiebro.
I tried multiple times to ask random people for anime sources.
Well, goodnight, see you next time.
>>673966591
There's 2 other threads for this, I think
>>673966445
Wow the waifu is the new Chan. Trap and ferry porn have bin for years. I like the at the moment.
>>673967046
Yeah, and I have other friends to play magic with, you do anything tonight?
>>673966902
Moo
>>673966597
>Pure hearted
Not when im done with you.
Claiming Vi
>>673967301
Nope, I slept while you were gone to help speed it up and because I'm exhausted. Haven't eaten yet, glad you have friendos to hang out with. Glad to see you here though.
>>673967354
>Pure hearted
>Not when im done with you.
We have enough of this in the other threads
>>673967270
Yeah, what a time to be alive!
>>673967476
>totally, completely, balanced and skill based waifu
>>673967545
Find something good to eat!
>>673967859
Are you sassing Vi, you god damn casual?
>>673967046
Bully them when they sober up.
>>673967354
No moos if you start getting lewd.
>>673967831
>We have enough of this in the other threads
I miss all the fun.
>>673968077
Im not
>>673967859
Nah, I'm fine. I'm just gonna sit here and enjoy this headache. Thanks though, hope you're enjoying your night so far after you got home.
>>673968077
Ohhh, kek. I really don't care about that, we're in a different thread so it's not like it matters.
>>673968077
Mooo
>>673967859
Glad your day went well btw.
>>673968039
Just hard to protect my ADCs when you can't be stopped during your ult
>>673968077
No bullying! Also what did they even do? Stocking said something about some of us hating him in the morning?
>>673968328
Don't worry about me, I'll survive. I always find a way.
>>673968375
Thanks bro
>>673968192
Moo moo!
>>673968328
Well I'm still gonna make fun of them at least a little tomorrow.
>>673968375
Moooo.
>>673967859
Oh hi nice to see you in the chaos
>>673968699
Hope you do, be a real shame if you stopped showing up.
Up to anything right now, bud?
>>673968750
Kek, go for it. I'm looking forward to your jabs.
>>673968699
Because they're drunk they're pretty much fucking the the other thread. He said he was sorry and that he didn't want everybody to hate him in the morning. What he really has to worry about is alcohol poisoning and the hangover
>>673969042
See you finally started spelling "kaos" right
>>673969159
Just wondering how much longer I should post before showering. Since I'm more than a bit sleepy
>>673968750
Who's your prime target?
>>673969250
Can't use alcohol as an excuse. Too much of a slippery slope.
>>673969441
Well hey man, you're probably tired from today and what not. Just go and enjoy your relaxing shower. Don't let us keep you, friendo.
>>673969633
aylmao
>>673968750
Moo mooo
>>673969441
Yes Google is a good thing for the ADD. ADD give you high IQ but NO spelling skills
There was alot of lewd that went on tonight. Twas a bit different. I thought we'd just exchange lewds tbh
Cutest claimed
>>673969469
>Can't use alcohol as an excuse. Too much of a slippery slope
Pretty much. It's considered a viable excuse if you had sex and were unable to say no because of the alcohol but if you can't drive because of the alcohol it's not a viable excuse.
I hear ya.
On one hand they cannot control their actions but on the other they shouldn't have let themselves become that drunk
>>673968699
But bullying is fun!
They did what I knew was going to happen and has said was going to happen, these threads are rampant with sexual tension.
>>673969159
Probably wont be anything big.
>>673969469
Probably gonna be Emianon since compliment his taste every thread, would hope Atago would bully Stocking because of the whole servant thing.
>>673969955
Moooo moo moo.
>>673970454
>would hope Atago would bully Stocking because of the whole servant thing
Why would I ?
We just had a short lived war for fun.
But yeah, Stocking just tries to start lewd shit everywhere he goes, so I see what you mean
>>673969250
>>673969469
I'm not a big fan of the excuse, but I believe in second chances. Cautious second chances, but second chances
>>673969692
That was a nice shower
>>673969956
I know the pain, I use to be horrible at spelling, but premed helps drill the Latin spelling rules, along with some Greek, into your head pretty well.
>>673970454
Just make sure not to be to hard on him, seems to feel kinda bad
>>673970879
Shit
>>673970913
I'm not one for holding grudges. It's just a waste of time and effort.
>not that i really care
>>673970311
completely agree
>>673970311
I agree alcohol is not an excuse or a way out of sexual asalt
>>673970454
Kek, alright. Having a good night so far, Cowgirl?
>>673970311
>One one hand
I see you there.
>>673970913
Glad to hear it, man. You take quick showers, especially after a night out. You eat anything?
Also not a big fan of the excuse, being drunk doesn't mean you can run around acting overly sexual. You can be drunk and still have self control. They're nice guys though, so I don't really care.
Ayy
Lewd thread is a scary place
>claimed
>>673971519
Got it all out of your system? That's good
>>673970311
This, I believe anything anybody does under the influence of any mind altering substance is their own fault, that is if they were fully aware of what they were taking. They made the choice to take it so whatever happens is on them.
Would love to say this to the face of a girl who 'got raped' at a party because she got drunk and fucked some guys.
>>673970913
I wont be terrible, just a few light jabs for fun and then back to normal.
>>673970879
>>673970968
Because you're in a more advantageous position to do it, like I'm in a more advantageous position to lightly bully Emianon.
>>673971354
Yeah, lifted heavy objects and put them back on the ground, now I'm eating so pretty good.
>>673971243
Just wait. If they do it again, just ignore them, or contact a mod or something
>>673971354
It wasn't really a night out, all I did was take a bus ride to a store and played magic for a bit, then bussed back. I ate before I left, what about you? You taking good care of yourself?
>>673971647
I'm still posting there so response may be delayed
>>673971998
>Would love to say this to the face of a girl who 'got raped' at a party because she got drunk and fucked some guys
My colored acquaintance
>Because you're in a more advantageous position to do it
I don't really hold grudges; what's done is done
>I'm in a more advantageous position to lightly bully Emianon
Story?
claimed
>>673971998
Glad to hear it man, hope the eating's good.
>>673972118
Ahh, alright, my mistake. Eh, don't worry about me. I'm doing alright, still alive so I can't complain. Thanks for asking, man.
kek
>>673971998
>Would love to say this to the face of a girl who 'got raped' at a party because she got drunk and fucked some guys
Top kek, I've done that before. It always ends hilariously, you should try it some time.
kiniro mosaic is kind of cute
>>673972774
>>673972880
Good to hear man, good to hear
>>673973017
Good thing about smaller colleges, no femnazi nut jobs
Night you guys! Sleep warm!
>>673972621
Its just that I started complimenting him on his taste picking best girl from Katawa Shoujo so now we say 'best' to each other every thread, kind of like how I usually post this picture to you then you post the 'Atago's milk delivery service' picture.
Just my little bit of autism seeing strategic things in everything.
>>673972880
If you know what Jambalaya is you'll know I'm eating good.
>>673973017
Nice, makes me want to do it even more now.
dkjfjjf
>>673973680
It sure is.
>Maki
>>673973714
Alright man, hope you sleep warm and well. Glad your game went smoothly. You're also fairly lucky for not having to deal with that, I envy you.
>>673973762
Oh, that's really good. Now I'm hungry.
Oh yeah, they're idiots anyway so it's not like they can say anything back that holds any weight. Go full ham on them, it's amazing.
>Stop slut-shaming me!
>How can you shame a slut? The name alone is insulting and shameful.
>Face gets all red
>>673973766
We'll never know who this anon is....
>Hand-kun?
>>673973762
>
>>673973714
Good night pre-med. See ya.
>>673973762
anyone in college that was "raped" and didn't go to the police is full of shit.
>>673974218
me
>>673973714
You're leaving, Fran?
Goodnight.
So bored.
every post I make on the lewd thread the more I die inside
>>673974142
>Stop slut-shaming me!
But that means they're the one calling themselves a slut.
Inb4 some bullshit dindu about how "No I didn't, YOU did"
I win
i had my phone on shuffle then all the sudden
oh shit Prison Song
this song kicks ass
>>673974652
No, what she meant was that there is no shame in being a "slut". To which I laughed at in her face and told her she was an idiot and had no idea what she was talking about.
She did that condescending "chuckle" that whores do when they're losing and she just played it off.
>>673974308
Oh, cool
>our little secret
>>673973714
Good night, dude
>>673974710
>filename
I really need to pay more attention to filenames
Well I'm off to bed got a early day tomorrow
>>673974710
I had a feeling everyone had forgotten who system of a down was. I'm glad they aren't forgotten. Is Serj still doing solo albums?
Nite nights
Think I'm getting close to done with this drawing
>Akane
>>673975235
i dont really know
i really recently got into Scars on Broadway though, which is Daron's band.
>>673975425
Nice
Your waifu wouldn't appreciate you being cliquey like this.
>>673975033
>She did that condescending "chuckle" that whores do when they're losing and she just played it off
If only you could see the shit-eating grin on my face.
I'm sure I already stated my opinion on the "slut-shaming" "double standard" a couple weeks ago, in case you guys remember what it was. I remember what Hand-kun said. "A key that opens every lock is a master key, but a lock that opens to every key is a shitty lock"
>>673975425
Looking good so far, anon.
>>673975134
Goodnight, sleep well.
>misaki because im hikikomori NEET loser
>>673974142
They're like liberals, all they can do is scream and cry until they get their way.
>>673974218
That's the one, I don't know I just see weird little things like that.
>>673974308
>I was gang raped 20 years ago!
>I was too scared to go to the police because people might make fun of me!
Meanwhile people testify against the fucking mafia all the time.
>>673974652
>>673975033
>No shame in being a slut
>But only I can call myself that because I'm a strong and independent woman who don't need no man!
>Now open the door for me and I'll let you and your friends cum on my face.
Yeah I'm probably making it to wizardhood.
>>673975425
Nice, wish I could draw as good as that.
>>673975705
I'm going to memorize that and just shout it at any sluts that try to argue with me.
>>673975617
I'll look them up in a bit. The band name sounds interesting enough
>>673975652
Why would you reply to me with that. That is legitimately creepy
>>673975641
thanks
>>673975740
thanks very much
>>673976110
I bet you can
>>673976110
a man opening a door for a woman is misogynistic. And if you don't chivalry is dead.
Check your privilege and give me money or you're a rapist.
>>673976110
>people testify against the fucking mafia all the time
Shit, never thought about that
>a strong and independent woman who don't need no man!
If they spent as much effort actually being strong and independent as they do saying it, they'd be strong and independent.
>Now open the door for me and I'll let you and your friends cum on my face
When it suits them they're strong and independent, but if they'd rather somebody else do it for them...
>Yeah I'm probably making it to wizardhood
Aren't we all?
>I'm going to memorize that and just shout it at any sluts that try to argue with me
Godspeed
>>673975705
Oh yeah, that's always fun to talk about. Whenever I talk about stuff like this I always have a shit eating grin, it's just so great.
Yeah, I remember. Modern day feminism has become more of a superiority movement than anything else. They want equal rights, but not lefts. It's horrifying.
>>673976110
Yeah, they just start screaming insults and play the victim until their "white knight" comes in and saves them.
Yeah, we're all basically wizards in training. I'm okay with this, men are better anyway.
>>673977127
>Yeah, I remember. Modern day feminism has become more of a superiority movement than anything else. They want equal rights, but not lefts. It's horrifying
This.
3rd Reich Feminism, Black Lives Matter and the KKK are all the same thing, superiority movements.
>They want equal rights, but not lefts. It's horrifying
Worst part is people don't know this because they don't openly kill people like the KKK or attack people like BLM
>>673976436
Nah trust me I found out along time ago I can't draw for shit.
>>673976490
I love being exactly what they hate, a straight white cis male who leans to the right politically. Makes them so much more angry when they know they can't say shit.
>>673977080
Hell people probably testify against the goddamn Yakuza or even the Triads but no this bitch was too afraid to go to the cops.
Exactly, they say all this bullshit when it suits them, they say their for free speech when that speech is agreeing with them but the moment somebody disagrees they call that person literally Hitler and say that that person should be banned from speaking again. It just pisses me off so much, I can't wait until I can slaughter them in the street.
Hell we probably all are, don't even know if I'd want to rape one of them after civilization collapses since they could never even come close to 2D.
>>673977127
>until their "white knight" comes in and saves them
God I will laugh in his fucking face and just start spouting memes between fits of laughter, the sheer confusion on all the normalfags faces would be priceless.
I'm on my computer now, hopefully gifs work.
>consider this post a test
also feminism a shit
hey im going to go before im on until 2 AM. going to take a melatonin and go to bed.
goodnight everyone!
>>673978037
It's always wonderful when people resort to defacing you and you don't give a fuck. A lot of times black people have called me racist and i always just go "no shit, we're all racist. You're racist."
Wonderful
>>673974049
Karen's muh waifu
>>673978037
:/
I'm sorry
>>673978385
Ayy it worked
>>673978496
night mugi dude
>>673978863
forgot image for the trillionth time
>>673978496
Goodnight
>>673978385
>Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer
kek
>>673978705
Karen is a wonder of the universe
>Maki
>>673978496
Good night, Mugi
>>673978555
The irony is that they're more racist than you. The reason white people are on top is because they don't care about WHAT they are, but WHO they are. Same thing as>>673977080
"If they spent as much effort actually being strong and independent as they do saying it, they'd be strong and independent." Converted for races instead of women, of course
>>673978555
Nice trips, I love how that's always what niggers go to, like its a bad thing or something and that they're 'above such petty things'.
>>673978861
Nah its alright, I've never been one for drawing.
>>673978496
Good night sweaty.
>>673979528
Probably one of the highlights of my life was slowly over the course of 2 years converting a black woman in high school that thought i was racist as shit to my side. Bitch still wouldn't let me talk about boondocks though.
>>673979904
I'm such an ass sometimes
>>673979138
I try
>>673979176
you speak the truth, friend
>>673979528
nice repeating digits
I saw this a couple of times in the thread so I thought this pic would be related
>>673980213
>milky duds unifrom
>unifrom
Spelling. Not even once
YUUKO TAKE LAST IMAGE
>>673980459
no yuuko
