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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>673744219
...?
>>673744219
o-oh g-god
>spaghetti flies everywhere
>>673744219
You niggershit
Jailbait?
>>673744926
bailey jay?
>>673745785
Fuck off
Pls be 18
...
what's wrong op you need a hug?
Lol she would never talk to you fucking loser. Chill
>>673745902
Me too!
>>673746173
This is the downfall of /b/, right here.
>>673746228
Does not matter, we probably never will see her... Only the stalker guy who is posting her fb photos
>>673744219
If dubs ban this idiot
*awkward cough*
>>673746569
Yeah
>>673746656
and if he is doing this, he will never date her...
whats her name ?
>>673746805
Most likely
whats her name?
what was her fucking name again?
FUCKING DISLIKE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZp8XcPnfP0
>>673746937
no one knows, besides the stalker
>>673746955
FUCKING kys
>>673744219
pizza anyone?
http://www.streamboobs.com/strawberymilf/
>>673746937
Roberta Paulson
>>673746937
Crispy is what she's known as
>>673746907
>>673746937
Ella Freya (Am not OP)
>>673747510
Is that boxxy
>>673747510
its not her
>>673746856
Mike Hawk
>>673746907
>>673746937
Her real name is not known but she calls herself Crispy and her IG is Alterhacker
>>673747093
Well i may search her. I just got a lead
>>673744219
I've seen these thread like at least once a day it's fucking retarded go back to your subreddit /r9k/
>>673747831
oh a public instagram
>>673744219
All you do is post three dots and you have hogs flooding in while i post threads about quantom theory and i get 3 bitters its bullshit
Oh god why do you idiots always fall in love with what is lust a combination of makeup and haircut that would make millions of women look exactly the same?
>>673748049
Dumbass
>>673748060
blame the proffesinal...
This thread is bullshit she doesn't like any of you fags go home
>>673748299
let them dream!
>>673748054
>quantom
Just like my vietnamese cartoons
>>673748054
>quantom theory
>>673748263
Natalie Portman was a hot 12-year old in that movie
>>673748054
Link
>>673748263
what's a "professinal" you faggot?
>>673748060
EXACTLY.
Because what is supposed to make the difference is the personality.
...And i say SUPPOSED because they are all the same eventually.
>>673748054
>Quantom Theory
>>673748643
I have to agree with you guys
well i found her. that took like, 6 minutes... wtf /b/
>>673748864
Found her where
>>673748864
the name of ig is up there...
>>673748910
on fucking facebook
>>673748708
>>673748060
We like the "porcelain doll" look
And just as a doll, we like the idealized beauty of it
>>673748864
Because it's public domain you basic ass bitch
>>673748963
Fuckin stalker
>>673748969
That's not a good reason to stalk someone
>>673748707
www.linkedin.com/title/professinal-coach
>>673746856
Real name is Christina
>>673748963
Well, what is it?
>>673749170
that joy stick...........
>>673749170
I was not talking about stalking, I'm just referring to her look and style
>>673749214
I thought it was Chriselda,
>>673744219
How long before /b/ scares her off?
>>673748054
welcome to /b/, newfag!
>>673749411
Dubs checked
It's not like she views this hell hole anyway, it's just her followers keep posting her pics here no reason at all like quit fuckinf doing that shit
>stalker
lolwut
Her twitter is Taeko_Ludenberg
I don't know this whole "stalking" thing you people are talking about
I mean, she's on instagram https://www.instagram.com/alterhacker/
I assume people in instagram post pictures of themselves for attention... just saying
>>673749285
she's 14...
>>673749674
It's not stalking, she has even said before that it's her fault for posting her pictures online
>>673749647
How do you people find this out? Do you just reverse search the images or something?
>>673749674
yeah, it's just righteous people thinking that the definition of doing something "good" is sitting on their asses, defending someone/something they don't know
>>673749702
She's 18, her birthday was on January
>>673749702
kek for real?
>>673749848
No, it's the people's fault for following her around and posting her pictures around like same rare pepes or something. It's not stalking, it's just fucking annoying
>>673744219
OMG NEW BOXY!!!!!
time stamp or gtfo
>>673744219
We must make her our new goddess now.
>>673749584
Of course she doesn't browse here. But /b/ caused Hanna Hallysem to close her instagram
Fuck, not this boy again.
>>673750241
Wtf she's still on Instagram hoe
>>673750047
people find photographic evidence of a cute girl and post it on /b/... not really seeing the problem here.
Y U MAD THO?
>>673748054
>quantom
>>673750241
But she does browse 4chan just not /b/. She has said she lurks /co/, /cgl/ and /x/
>>673750443
I'd like to see cum all over her giant eyeballs. Someone put that shit on a tablet and make it happen.
>>673750487
that one is fake, it links to a russian facebook page and she wasnt russian.
>>673744219
Ah, Crispy. The Goddess of /b/
>CrispyMan here.
>>673750479
we can has trap nao?
>>673750502
Then the people search for addresses and names and then you ask "y u mad" cause you're obviously some kind of psychotic faggot
>>673744219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyw9J6NuFSM
>>673747192
kek, no
>>673750241
Well Hanna pissed off /b/ iirc
>>673750768
cry harder newfriend :3
alterhacker is so fucking hot
her IG comments are hilarious cringe though
>>673750624
that's her fb profile video.
Where's the edits of all her pictures?
>>673751155
She doesn't use FB.
>>673750969
When you get arrested for stalking some underage bitch don't go pissing the bed and running to ur mum all scared and shit. Fucking asshole
she's got a picture of natalie portman on her instagram lol.
kind of lame.
>>673751362
She's 18 now.
>>673751412
What's wrong with Miss Portman?
>>673750969
Fag she doesn't like you
>>673748299
That cabinet is crookedp
>>673751711
It's not her. Someone's using her pics, but I can assure you
It's not her.
>>673749674
MODS MODS MODS
>>673751362
sigh...
>>673751412
well nothing it's just that her look is clearly inspired by her... and to post pictures of natalie right next to her own pictures is just kind of.. idk, try hard-ish?
>>673751711
Link pls
need her nudes for scientific purposes
>>673751817
whoooops
>>673751568
i fucked that up
>>673751960
Fucked what up?
What's her snapchat
>>673751795
lol she looks like 1,40m short
>>673751795
Bullshit. She's got stupid cosplay pics and cartoons/animes posted from 2014 onwards. No one would take that job. besides that she's been posted here for a month or two.
>>673751817
she said she kind of based her look on Mavis from the hotel movie though
If I get dubs you get banned
>>673752147
Yeah, she is a tiny woman.
>>673752188
You'd be surprised. Pic related.
>>673751646
well of course... that would make sense considering she doesn't know me and I only saw her pics like 5 minutes ago?
i'm just here for the lulz... she's pretty cute.. sure. but you fags are oh so fun to trolololol
>>673752147
She's 14
>>673751866
dubs have spoken
>>673751216
She never said she didn't have one she just said she didn't have a PUBLIC facebook
>>673752089
Alterhacker
>>673752188
Actually she started getting posted around summer last year, just not as much as she does right now
>>673750707
where's that guy who is obsessed with the word stalker?
Real question be honest (don't mean to sound racist but...)
Are you guys stalking her for real or are you guys just posting edited pics of her?
>>673752264
It's her. All her family is there.
>>673752337
Only her profile pic and some shitty "cosplay ideas" albums from 2014 are public
>>673752481
pls don't.
>>673752550
no
>>673752533
Fuckin stalker
>>673752548
Yes
>>673752548
Some are stalking her for real. Others (like myself) just like promoting her.
Quit stealing my waifu
Also who ever white knighted and sent her this thread is a total fag
>>673752774
How do you know someone did that?
>>673752774
Crispy is not Australian.
>>673752550
Post the nudes here already fuck if you guys are gonna stalk her atleast post some productive pics
wait a second. she's mexican? or latina? what the fuck
>>673752940
She doesn't take nudes.
>>673752981
I think Spanish (Europe).
sc Or time stamp or gtfo whore
>>673752548
yes.. we are literally stalking her IRL with an elite anon taskforce.
our plans are to tranquillize her and move her to a cute-girl zoo..
?????
PROFIT.
>>673752981
Where the fuck did you get beaner from?
I would eat spaggetti out of her ass.
>>673753119
>it rubs the lotion on its skin...
>>673752981
She's white... Are you blind?
>>673753205
her sister says she's "latina"
>>673753265
there are white mexicans you amerifat fuck
>>673753265
>white
I think you're the one blind.
>>673753245
Or else it gets the hose again
>>673753313
hide her from Trump, quick
>>673753265
you just made this beaner upset >>673753368
>>673753476
das it mayne
>PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!!
>>673753377
Okay nice dubby dubs
>>673752607
Veritas
>>673753528
make america fat again
does she have a YouTube channel or something why is she famous
>>673753654
they could all die of obesity my beaner friend
>>673753651
She's okay, but she's no Crispy.
OP here
Fuck you guys I thought this thread was gonna die, not thrive holy shit it got out of hand
>>673745738
is that larkin love?
>>673746461
says the fag who's never been here.
>>673745902
Feel autistic
>>673747192
MORE
>>673753883
The thread never dies, so long as CrispyMan is here.
>Quick as lightning, strong as steel
>watch out 4chan, he's for real
>you know when thunder roars
>it's CrispyMaaaan!
She also likes Spider-Man.
>>673754276
crispyman... what is your plan to defeat the evil naysayers?
also, any comment on the allegations that you are psychotic stalker who should be burned at the stake?
>>673749170
and what is a good reason to stalk weirdo?
>>673754601
Did someone say pider man?
>>673754276
>>673754677
Plan to defeat them? I'll take the Taiwan approach:
>ignore them long enough, and they'll hopefully go away and forget about it (One China Policy)
>doesn't work with herpes
As far as me being a psychotic stalker, eh...no. I don't make any sexualized images of her, nor do I really do anything other than talk to her from time to time. She's a wonderful person.
>>673754775
N-no.
>>673754071
wat
who is this hoe?
>>673754948
>
>>673755218
She's not a hoe.
>>673755218
@alterhacker
>>673754775
yes, derail this shit
This chick looks like a fucking malnourished orphan.
>>673753265
>>673753076
She's mexican. She has a sister that worked on a mexican movie.
>>673755460
Adorable, isn't she?
>>673755544
Well, alright then.
>>673755544
I think her parents are european though, her sister has posted pictures of their parents when they were young and you can see they're in europe
AlterHacker hates niggers
Fact
>>673754601
>she
Lol
>>673755259
>>673755895
Her sister speaks mexican spanish. and chrissy has some posts in mexican spanish too. She can have european ascendency, like 80% of the people living in latin america, but she's mexican.
>>673756019
Oh shit, here we go.
>>673756044
That ain't cute.
>>673754071
Roll Trips and I upload the full video
>>673756173
No I mean her parents were probably born in Europe but then moved to Mexico to start their family or something
>>673755905
Fun Fact
AlterHacker has had voice rolls in Yandere Simulator
>>673756321
>>673756321
Here we go
>>673756504
Reroll
>>673756321
666
>>673756019
if only...
>>673756321
aight
>>673756411
can't handle that she's Hispanic huh?
>>673756504
Reroll Nr.2
>>673756411
do you really hate mexicans this bad?
>>673756648
...xe took a picture of xis balls
>>673756504
>>673756886
god damn it
>>673756321
watch me
>>673756321
roll
>>673756746
She's not a sandnigger, for one. I know she's white and not a Mexican.
>>673756746
*latina
>>673756746
It's not that, its just the pictures of her parents that's throwing me off. It could've been just a trip to Europe though
Welp, CrispyMan out.
>>673757024
the denial
>>673757135
Don't leave please
>>673757135
farewell. you brilliant bastard.
>>673757270
I'm almost out of pics. Most of the ones I have have already been posted. This is great though; I'm glad Crispy's getting the appreciation she deserves.
Anyone from NYC? That's where she's moving later this year
>>673757484
>appreciation
As in, a follow up to more stalkers amirite?
>>673757492
If it's legit i am moving to NYC later this year
>>673757492
Here we go again... Fuck off mate>>673757492
>>673757623
stalkers, fans....
Just be kind and respectful to her.
>>673757722
Same fag>>673757492
Fuck you Samefags
fucking stalker
I live in Manhattan but good luck hunting down a little girl there
>>673757484
>>673757936
She's moving because she's going to college
She's 18
>>673757844
Read this:
>>673757492
Yep... That's not appreciation.
>>673744219
why are there no pictures of her armpits or feet
>>673757024
You, on the other hand....
>nigger detected.
>reposting the same old tired pics
fuck off sage in all fields
>>673746303
>implying this fag op even cares about what you just said
Why are you even trying?Just let it 404 and get out
>>673758040
Ok... Quit fucking samefagging
>>673757722
>>673757492
I'm going to report these posts
>>673757936
>hunting down a little girl
See, that's the kind of language that makes guys like>>673758079 see us all as a bunch of creepy stalkers. She's trying to be a fashion designer, not your personal bed-wench.
>>673758040
>>673757722
>>673757492
Same IP address and everything lol it's not like your information about her is even true
>>673757492
bullshit detector:
Where is she living right now?
>>673758369
Finally. Some nudes
>>673758430
How are that Kind of Hacker who Hacks 127.0.0.1?
>>673758369
Why is your style not set to
>Tomorrow?
Are you trying to go blind?
>>673758369
69 delivers.
>>673758255
Do you really think she wants to do a meet and greet with you fatasses?
>>673758476
Houston, Texas
>>673759110
Maybe not them, no. I'm not even fat.
>kinda sleepy, but must soldier on
>>673757882
you should probably an hero before CrispySquads 1337 hackers pull your dox and our terrorist friends in anonymous carpet bomb your village.
>>673759308
So now that we found the stalker, can you stop making these fucking threads?
>>673744219
>>673759110
Nope, she's in cali.
>>673759641
She's in Texas. How is she Hispanic then?
>>673759459
kid... I've yet to even scope out her instagram.
I'd hardly call making fun of you for being a gigantic faggot "stalking".
>>673759803
Ur missing out
>>673759913
lol.. i mean i get it. she's cute.
>>673759769
>if she's in texas, how is she hispanic?
nigger what, have you ever been to texas? they don't have a border with canada
who is this and how do I find her? (on the net?)
>>673760792
IG: alterhacker
>>673760792
Insta: Alterhacker
>>673760792
First find this big bottle in your closet labeled "Clorox" and drink it you fucking ponce menso
>>673756173
Where can I find her sisters?
>>673761196
You keep bleach in your closet?
>>673761271
Stfu stalker. Omg you are such a little piggy bitch.>>673761271
>>673748060
Because the hottest girl is the one that's attainable.
>>673760792
Snapchat: spidermenso
>>673761196
can someone archive all little failknights posts for a cringe thread?
>>673761271
They're all around you!
Are you a 'real boy'?
Try to find a real girl.
They're all around you!
>>673761557
Nigga u lie
row row fight the powahhh
>>673744478
i want
>>673749757
Oh my god I'm in love
Dumb frogposters.
>>673746856
Mike Wasowsky
