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I won't wake without a song to sing.
What happened to bear simulator?
>>673681862
You were too early.
>>673681955
No no. There is nothing left to look forward to, so its good to just give up now.
I'm sorry Nibi you lost to a bear
>>673682095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cugWn3hHqOc
>>673682181
Oh well
>>673681742
I never used to think this was real when I saw it posted. Now I have this and goat sim.
>>673682247
Sounds like fleetfoxes
>>673682370
actually he's often compared to radiohead, not in that song though. I hear fleet foxes. I imagine you singing this song.
>>673682428
Why's that? Aside from it being melancholy. There are a lot of melancholy/sad songs.
>>673682586
>>673682859
Besides being directly relevant to this conversation, I imagine you singing the breakdown in a whisper to everyone you meet once they're out of earshot.
>>673682862
what's good fuckboy
hey jules have I ever asked if you like boards of canada
inb4 the story about being a bear in dungeons and dragon
>>673683099
It's come up momentarily before. I do.
David 8 Still has my Boards of Canada vinyl the bastard
>tfw never tasted a hot pocket
>>673683097
i just discovered that pop tarts and hot pockets are two different things and now I understand the obsession with hotpockets. They look fucking delicious
>>673683207
oh okay good
I was having a real good time listening to them earlier today
>>673683097
Thats awful precise
>>673683295
It's been awhile though, thanks for the reminder. I can download that shit now.
>>673683247
I've actually never had a hotpocket either but I love pop tarts are you saying pop tarts are not delicious?
>>673683331
I feel like shit and have done nothing but play video games and listen to music for the past 4 days, skipping both class and work, which gives me a lot of time to think excessively about things.
>>673683295
There were a few tracks I liked from them. I forgot the names and I am too lazy to search albums endlessly. Such is the price of laziness.
>>673683523
listen to the campfire headphase
it made me really happy
hopeful melancholy I described it as
>>673683539
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsOZ1NKInsE
>>673683523
I never had one of those either but im sure its good. Its chocolate after all
>>673683523
I wish I could just skip work. It gives me too long to think and my thoughts only sink me into anger or depression. The 12 hour shifts are 12 hours a mind prison.
>>673683724
It had like blue bars on the cover art I think.
>>673683724
Optimistic tragedy is among my favorite genres.
>>673683809
They're not exclusively chocolate. They're not even primarily chocolate in my experience.
>>673683818
my job is a part time joke so I get away with murder
I gave all my vinyls away a little while back. Never found myself just listening to music of its own accord.
>>673683947
I dunno but that one is pretty good
probably hi scores
>>673684048
then this is the album for you
>>673684074
that is really sad
I find myself doing the same and I feel shamed
>>673684048
You're still murderable to me, sf.
>>673684074
ew vinyl, so spatially inefficient
>>673684116
I'm just downloading all of them regardless, that's what I do when I am reminded of bands I like
>>673684222
if you're going to try I recommend doing it before april 16th
>>673684048
been meleeing it out?
>true story
I am actually playing melee for the first time in a decade right now
>>673684116
I found it somehow, it was this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd8TghdagR0
>>673684361
I suggest picking fox friend
>>673684251
What happens april 16?
>>673684143
Not so much sad, as they went to my brother (along with my turntable) for his bday and I think he got a kick out of it.
Nothin' wrong with it, I just was never the type to find entertainment in just music, not until I get shithouse blitzed anyways. Always felt like I needed to be doing something while listening to music.
>>673684265
ranked #1 at the school right now
>>673684449
glock sale
>>673681954
Pewdepie ripped on it and the developer gave up.
>>673684225
>not realizing the margin for error in audio fidelity that comes with laser media when compared to physical
Not that I'm some audio snob, nor has inefficiency ever bothered me- I have almost exclusively driven naturally aspirated V8s.
>>673684425
Im content for now comparing how shit Bowser was in Melee instead.
>>673684491
Not me matey. I was losing myself in music when I was a preteen I've always been fascinated by music but too scared to attempt playing or making it. So I used to consider myself somewhat of an audiophile. But then I grew up and other things take up my time.
Still music was my first love, it will always be my last. I just need to find "me" time again. And money, need money too.
>>673684700
daaamn congrats. ranked like #3 in my country though :^)
>>673684856
are you playing adventure mode or 1v1s?
>>673684700
My father has a glock. Ill just murder you with a cock, the forensics will never suspect it.
Think the ending of A Serbian Film.
>>673684856
Yeah thank fuck you never got into playing music if money is a big hangup for you now- The term "starving artist" exists for a reason.
>>673684848
I am far too deaf to reliably tell the difference even between different digital bitrates so I'll admit it wouldn't matter to me.
>>673684888
Your entire country is probably shittier than the back half of my university though.
>>673685088
Well if that's how we're doing it I don't really feel obligated to defend myself at all.
>>673684848
Quality isn't even the reason I own vinyl still. As I'm sure these PC speakers can't be assed to get loud enough to hear a difference anyway.
>>673685013
classic mode different characters with occasional 1v1 Bowser
it's the 1v3 where Bowser just flails around helplessly
how to win with bowser
1. upb oos
2. did they punish that? grab the ledge and do ledge attack
3. did they punish that too? LRA+START and choose fox
>>673685212
I did this weird thing and put all my money into a car and a house and you'd think after doing the smart thing that everyone thinks you should do you would be happy
but then you aren't
>>673685225
Ill have you know I beat a jigglypuff in the only UK tournament I attended
>>673685229
have fun but bowser really REALLY really sucks lol
>>673685229
>>673685225
More than anything it inspired some grade-A nostalgia from when my old man would throw open all the windows and doors on a Saturday morning, put on a Waylon record that must've been nearly as old as he was and turn the fucker up to 11. God I love Summer.
>>673685225
You will die doing what... you love?
>>673685504
Good job. I took 14 stocks between two crew battles since I'm a fucking champ.
>>673685575
It amazes me that you and I are the same age but your life experiences are from half a century ago.
>>673685602
Not necessarily what I love but certainly what I enjoy enough to die in the doing of.
>>673685675
you're out of control
Now I remember why I didn't want to touch this game again.
>>673685731
If I'd taken just one more we would've won the second one. I still took the most out of anyone but I was the anchor and let us down on literally the last stock. Still upset about it all this time later.
>>673685761
Because bowser is terrible?
>>673685675
Wut are you, a sex attic?
also this applys>>673685731
>>673685411
I'm not one much for bucking the system or "not caring about what people think," because oh boy do I love me some social standards- But as wisening age has taken its toll, I've realized sometimes you just gotta say fuck it and give in to whimsy once in a while. Even if said act is rather dumm.
>>673685823
give it a rest even the mighty have to fall
>>673685886
I haven't screwed once all semester, so no. But fucking is on the list of things I wouldn't mind dying in the process of. A few other things: playing melee, singing, slaughtering saracens.
>>673685951
One stock away. If anyone else on my team had played marginally less terribly we would've had it.
Just let me enjoy the game okay? Jesus Christ
>>673685886
a what now
>>673685991
its okay man you were once in their shoes and one day they'll be in yours
>>673685991
I really dont want sex, but if I got to murder you with my dick in process that would be nice.
Also I could still pass off a a virgin since dead men tell no tails.
>>673686188
He is out of control
Why does this trigger you so badly? You can play whoever you want, I'm just going to make jokes about it. Unless it's fox.
>>673686188
I don't know about that. Two of the other four players on the team are objectively better than me and played worse because (I think) I wanted to win way, way more badly than they did.
>>673686245
I don't know why you consider your virginity to be a precious resource since you're not a woman. And also, I still don't believe that you don't want to fuck.
>>673685675
Both my parents yearned for a slice of small town Americana after much of their lives were spent riding the bleeding edge- My "old soul" experiences now seem to make it evident they got what they wanted. And hey, now you and everyone here get to be in my presence- I mean, what more could you ask for?
>talking to sf about melee and not expecting a lecture
You brought this on yourself, Snuffles.
>>673686306
I may or may not of explained to you. And also, no no, I dont need sex because I have porn.
>>673686277
he is. Im telling him that but he's not listening
>>673686306
are they also fox mains?
>>673686383
Right, and my parents are city slickers to the last. Well, my mother is, my dad really doesn't care where he is since he'll hate it either way, but in any case they're cosmopolitan and I'm mostly proud to have inherited that without some of the political baggage usually implied.
And yes you have been entertaining me for over four years.
>>673686504
You didn't explain. Need≠want.
>>673686520
One is, the other plays icies.
>>673681742
furryfags need to die
>>673686465
i know right
god forbid someone just happen to casually like something you've fashioned your entire life after
>>673686609
>I'm mostly proud to have inherited that without some of the political baggage usually implied.
Then I suppose that assortment of letters occupying the namefield is pure happenstance with no accompanying connotation.
>>673686893
Rip.
>>673686893
Still not understanding why this bothers you so much.
>>673686894
You more or less gave me this name. It was appropriate 4 years ago, it's ironic now.
>>673686609
anyways im sorry for your loss
>>673686893
We are on 4chan, you know- Where truly only the hardest of cores may apply and no casuals are allowed. (just tell him Melee has long since been outmoded in the competitive scene and so his 1337 skills are out of touch)
>>673686465
I have been up for the past 60 hours and im too tired to do that right now so short answer: Its a dominance thing.
Do not want either, I hate people and can happily play sex with my hand.
>>673687240
>>673686609
>>673687191
Consolation prize: the entire philly community knows who I am now.
>>673687206
It'd trigger me if it was true, but it still gets more viewers and entrants than any of its competitors because meritocracy isn't completely dead.
>>673687240
Give me the long answer and then go to bed.
>>673687240
>>673686609
More proof I probably need to sleep soon.
>>673687305
will I be seeing you in tournament streams fighting your way through pools while the commentators talk about what they had for lunch now?
>>673687021
I gave a lot of people their names- I just wish "fuckface asshole" would have caught on. Also "ironically" doing something is for hipsters and douchebags and will only end poorly. Like the "ironic bad movie" liking trend meaning that Rubber gets to exist.
>>673687305
That will require me to use brainpower that isnt there. Like being consistent. I forget a lot why I keep my oath, but then things randomly make me remember.
Its like a list.
>>673687475
man you must be fun at parties
>>673687437
No, because I still don't go to events outside of locals. Too lazy, no car, and to be honest I am not dedicated enough to the game except for TMG now.
>>673687475
It's funny you bring up rubber, I actually really liked that movie. Thanks zach. And I keep the name because it is part of my identity now even though the meaning is no longer entirely applicable.
>>673687540
Well you're in good company with the jonas brothers and ben shapiro.
>>673687240
>I hate people and can happily play sex with my hand
CRAWLING INTENSIFIES
>>673687620
for what its worth i'd enjoy seeing you in a tournament stream during pool or even better
>>673687620
Thats dank I guess
>>673687756
I have two uploaded sets, actually; one where I lose to the previously mentioned icies player and one where I give a falcon the matchup.
A lot of the TMG footage was lost because panay's computer fucked up so I don't know if we'll ever have any of it.
>>673687783
That was meant to be insulting.
>>673687745
Ive been called edgy so many times it just... dont affect me anymore, man.
>>673681742
gnca-
who wants more?
>>673687830
Im already bottom scrapings. There isnt much that can really be insulting.
>>673687958
Putting you in the company of a flash in the pan boy band and a jewish hypocrite don't do anything for you?
>>673687830
hows your bluebird? Thinking of switching to him for spacies
>>673687909
drop the gun and walk to the left
>>673687569
I'm a fucking blast at parties. I can hold my liquor, I always have cigarettes, I'm a jovial drunk and know more than a few party games- Like shit, I'm the fucking best.
>>673688028
my falco has an inexplicably amazing punish game and the worst neutral of all time since I hate the gun and don't use it properly
that said stick to fox, he beats falco anyway
>>673688010
Not really, they're better than me. So its more like a compliment.
>>673688028
i didnt draw that bit yet lol
>>673688134
They're way shittier than you. Especially the kike.
no2
>>673688188
I like how the rifle is constructed out of lego bricks
Morning or something.
Last night, Valve targeted furries and other groups of adult content on Steam, removing pornographic avatars. Few of the people I know on Steam have been banned from using avatars for an amount of days.
>>673688067
Now i believe you. You were just tipping your fedora a bit too hard back there
>>673688106
falco's just more fun when against spacies. I agree though fox for everything else fuck playing falco against floaties lol
>>673687620
>I actually really liked that movie
Fuck me sideways, I've been to four hour long church sermons that didn't bore me as much as that fucking movie.
>>673688181
If you say so.
>>673687837
Maybe so- But you need to be reminded anyways.
>>673688287
im sorry for your loss
>>673688287
haha what
welp I'm fine thank god for cropping
>>673688288
I kinda like the bird against peach just because downair invalidates her so fucking badly
but still I think fox fucks up falco so obviously I wouldn't want to use falco in either spacie matchup
>>673688321
I watched it with zach who didn't like it the entire time we were watching it and I was laughing my ass off. I think there is a fundamental disconnect between those who appreciate that movie and those who don't.
>>673688332
You're magnificent, of course I do.
>>673688504
Now you're lying.
>>673688287
This is awesome.
>>673688588
I'm not gonna say I never lie, but I only lie when I have something to gain from it, and you have nothing to offer me.
>>673688477
I never used pornographic avatars, I'm rather happy with the news
>>673688504
Only suggestive avatars seem to be alright
>>673688696
The rules have not changed in...ever. Only the enforcement has.
>>673688615
Shoot him with the stapler.
gnca8
>>673688678
Yeah but, that sounds just so untrue though.
>>673688288
>fedora
Pfsh, wouldn't get caught dead, ten gallon for life.
*tips stetson*
*tips MAGA hat*
>>673688833
You're not typically good at gauging these things.
>>673688700
Ass
>>673688504
And I think there's a fundamental disconnect between those who appreciate that movie and reality.
last i think
>>673688903
I dont know how to take that.
>>673688985
Oh christ this is nostalgic already. Because enjoyment is purely subjective (that is, I'm not defending the movie critically; I don't remember it well enough to do that anyway) an accurate perception of reality has absolutely no bearing on it.
>>673689001
I simply mean that you should trust me over your instincts.
cover pic
>>673689115
Okay, give me some undeniable advice.
G'morning all
>>673689253
Hostility and poor social relations are self perpetuating. You don't get along with people, so you don't trust them, which is reflected in your demeanor and causes you to not get along with people. If you wish to rectify this, you need to make a concerted effort to change how you comport yourself in speech and manner.
>>673689374
Im too autistic for that.
>>673689495
Autism is not a barrier here, social graces are skills that can be developed. Now it happens that most people develop that particular skillset organically, so it might require more effort on your part, but it's far from impossible.
>>673689115
Well what I'm getting at is more of a critical perception- You may have enjoyed it WITH someone, because doing things with other people can make being set on fire fun (I would know). But for what was purported to be a return to some horror movie form, it really just jerked itself off over how they were just doing things for "no reason." Even the little movie interacting with the audience thing that I did enjoy wasn't terribly original, Mel Brooks had been doing similar since the sixties and did it better. My disconnect with reality statement comes from the fact that just about nothing happens in the movie for a good hour- Now it's true what you say, enjoyment is subjective, even if I find the whole "ironically" enjoying something like Troll 2 to be insufferable, at least there's something to make a verdict on, bad as it technically might be. Whereas Rubber is a competently made and shot movie by and large where there's an hour of effectively nothing. Are there people who enjoy nothing like watching paint dry? Probably, and those people are also probably in the loony bin. So make of this what you will.
>>673689603
Chemical and cellular fuckups in the brain are far from adjustable.
>>673689764
Was it meant to be a horror movie? I thought it was absurdist comedy. And if I am remembering correctly, the reason the empty periods of film were entertaining to me was because those tiny interactions when the plot wasn't really advancing were funny anyway.
Like I said, the person I was watching it with hated it so I'm not sure that's attributable.
>>673689895
I'm not telling you to fix those. You can adjust your outward behavior without resolving inner problems.
>>673689938
That sounds like a bad idea.
>>673690032
It's not. It is a starting point.
why
so
SERIOUS
>>673690097
for some reason I hate that image
>>673690120
i edited it in paint like the drawfag masterfag
>>673690060
I dont know what I would be starting or working towards, that will make it blind and not likely successful.
>>673690172
Wonderful, now I hate you as well. Nicely done.
>>673690202
Having friends.
>>673690172
I hope you are ashamed.
>>673690231
I have a friend and... acquaintances?
>>673690322
You need at least slightly more robust social connections.
>>673689938
It was advertised as a horror movie, if memory serves- And is still on netflix as a horror movie, I believe.
>>673690231
You're welcome.
>>673690248
No, but my morning coffee tastes great today.
>>673690379
I do not understand.
>getting butthurt about an image from Tumblr:The Game getting dicked around with
>>673690451
Well if that's what you were looking for going in I can pretty easily see why you wouldn't have enjoyed it. I thought it was comedy.
>>673690486
I'm kidding. But don't post that again it sucked.
>>673690493
You will once you've got them.
>>673690581
I have more than I really need right now.
>>673690688
It's not the number, it's the strength.
>>673690728
I really dont want to be close with anyone.
pussy game is stronk
>>673690955
>>673686609
>Need≠want
>>673691036
I dont need people. I am doing fine alone.
>>673691183
Wrong. I'm going to sleep. Bye.
>>673691257
Cya then.
>>673691183
I must agree with
>>673691257
You're fine all by yourself until you're not. Sooner or later, it comes to everyone, don't think you're one in a million exception. There is not a single person on the world who has ever achieved anything all by themselves.
