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Gayest thing you've ever done pt. 2

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Gayest thing you've ever done pt. 2
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>>673597353
Gayest thing i've ever done? Got my dick sucked by a faggot in highschool when i was 16
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>no sh0ta pic in OP
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this one time i didnt swallow
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Rode a dildo while caressing my soles with my hands.. I tend to get really horny and do things.
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>>673597590
Do you still hate your dad today for doing it?
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>>673597353
touched my own penis by accident
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>>673597590
Was it good?
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>>673597746
careful not to cut yourself with all that edgyness
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>>673597879
yes
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got rammed up the ass, wasn't even gay tbh
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alright best friends guy is back
Shall I continue?
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>>673598012
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>>673597353
Wanked for almost 30 minutes to a femboy on tumblr and blew a pretty intense load.
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>>673597753
Fuck man... That has happened to me too... do we like.. need to come out or something?
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>>673597881
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...
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>>673597353
Crossdressed using my stepmothers clothes and then using her toys
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>>673598341
kek'd
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>>673597353
let my pet hamster hump my hand
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>>673597353
Me and another guy jerked off my friend in 8th grade, out of pure curiosity. He had a big dick for our age and I wanted to know how it was.
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let a prostitute/trap jerk me offr. she was pretty decent looking for a meth head.
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>>673597353
i once bought an iphone
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>>673597792
because on the battlefield your dick is likely going to be obstructed from their view by the shield wall
also
>sample

>>673597991
gotta keep them shotas safe
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Is it bad that I think about kissing my best friend?
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sucked a dick
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>>673598341
this for a start. it gets worse from here
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>>673598012
Who is best friends guy?
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>>673597353
Gay sex
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>>673598263
top keks
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>>673597353
when I was 12 my 14 year old neighbour taught me how to jerk off. We would jerk eachother and occasionally blow each other every time we hung out.
It was fun, but I'm a slave to the vag now
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>>673598622
>neck-licking
Hnnngicane warning is now in effect.
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Long-conned a friend into thinking I was shit at Smash Bros.

Eventually jokingly said he'd have to let me fuck him in the ass if I could beat him once when we were drunk.

Obviously pulled out my hidden power level and beat him - I think he was gay or bi, because he pretty much immediately too off his underwear and asked if I needed help to get it up. He proceeded to give me head, before I slid it into his ass nice and slowly :) He then fucked me in the ass, and we've been fuck buddies ever since.

There's something really hot about fucking another man missionary, and jacking him off as you do it
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Friends sucked each others Dicks when we're like 12. Is this a normal experience people had growing up?
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I posted in this thread.
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>be me, 21 years old
>let my 13-year-old cousin fuck me from behind

Not only the gayest, but certainly the most questionable thing I've done.
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>>673598931
A story anon from last thread.
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>>673598733
/thread

and checked dubs for truth
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>was with gf, pinging on ecstasy and Horny af, but she breaks up with me that night
>go home sad af but I want revenge
>put pics of me cross dressing on craigslist as a joke (always cross dressed and keep myself smooth)
>end up talking to guy
>I was 16 BTW, he is 40
>get too involved I give him my address
>he comes around and I am shy but end up on my knees
>he takes my analysis cherry
>filmed me as he came on my face

I still taste his cock in my mouth sometimes when I haven't done my teeth but I don't regret it tbh
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>>673597753
>>673598259
What the fuck!
You fucking disgusting faggots gtfo!
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>>673599146
...yes.
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fucked OP's mom
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ILL DO IT ANYWAYS
>one time, best friend is over, fucking with me in the middle of the night like always
>he grabs my hand, guides me along
He would always use me, just guides me along to whatever pleases him, and I would just follow
>he slips my hand under his pants
>He has me brush my fingers against his pubes
>blushing so hardly
>my fingertips only slightly touch his hard cock
>pulls away
>"hahaahah you fag"

ANOTHER STORY
>be in the kitchen with bestie
>fucking around in the pantry
>It was almost like a closet, you could walk in etc etc
>I'm standing in the doorway dicking around
>I arch my back
>I get in another sub pose, holding onto the door frame
>he wraps his hands around my waist
>thrusts me back and forth, dry humping the fuck out of me
>his laughter leaves
>his cock keeps pressing against my asshole
>he had such a huge boner through his sweatpants
>he of course pushes me away again, rejecting his emotions

>>673598931
My stories of my friend with a bubble butt and my dom best friend years ago
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>>673598263
good joke.jpg
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>>673599080
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i sort of jerked my cat off once. i think my roommates knew it but never confronted me about it.
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ITT: a bunch of closet homos wanting to know how gay they really are
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>>673599267
that's a bit gay
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Had a fuck buddy when I was in 8th grade.

Used to cum and piss in his asshole. I miss those days.
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>>673599506
projecting this hard
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>>673599475
is your cat male or female?

it's only gay if he is male so don't worry about people knowing about it
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>>673599267
>I still taste his cock in my mouth sometimes when I haven't done my teeth but I don't regret it tbh

FAGGOT
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Something is hard, and projecting, that's for sure~
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>>673599227
I got fucked by a 13yo too. It's questionable but hardly worth any guilt. He was the top after all.
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Fingered own ass.

Fapped to Boku.
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>>673599700
male. but he was post op (neutered) so i never felt toooo guilty about it.
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Chastity and anal
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>>673599845
HAHAHAH YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, GAY CAT LOVER FUCK TARD, I KNEW IT WAS YOU GAY BOY, IT'S ME YOUR ROOM MATE!!
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>>673599374
Yass pls. Lost restraint on the face to crotch part last thread, don't stop.
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I lost my greentext but I suck at greentext anyways.

I wasa boyscout and went camping in the smokey mountains for a week and ended up sucking this other scout off. I was 13 he was a year or two older. I still remember the smell of his sweaty uncut cock.
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>>673599845
Aren't cat penises barbed?
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>be me
>7-8 years old
>hear about something called sex
>tells buddy about it
>tells him how to do it
>wants to try it
>tries with clothes on
>some days later...
>meet at school
>go to some bushes where no one can see us
>get umdressed
>starts to have sex with male friend
>luckily didnt manage to penetrate
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>>673597353
I came onto a guy's stomach while his dick was buried in my ass. 6 hours ago.
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>>673599374
proceed
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>>673600010
haha... jk
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My 16yo cousin always wants back rubs and I usually comply if we're alone. Last night, he fell asleep in the middle and i ended up rubbing his ass cheeks for an hour. Such a rush.
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>>673599267
>Analysis cherry
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>>673599913
chastity and diapers witha butt plug.
i win
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>>673599417
totally didn't blank post or anything, im not stupid
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>>673600176
yea. i just sorta gripped it through the fur.
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>>673600429
<3
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My cousin and I played with each other all throughout childhood and eventually that turned into a full blown secret sexual relationship in late middle school and early high school.
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>>673600176
only during and post ejcaulation, to inflame the vaginal tissue to seal it off/ discourage possibility of a potential mate afterwards, seed preservation.
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>>673600548
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>>673599801
Did you at least act like you were trying to defend yourself? Or make some angry noises?
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fapped to this
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>>673600429
D'aww
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>be me.
>be 10.
>mother irresponsible women who dumps me on people to go out.
>probably slut.
>ex-boyfriend babysits me.
>shows me porn.
>not really interested. more like curious.
>keep watching.
>asks me if i know how to fap.
>??????
>tell him i dont.
>faps me.
>i get hard.
>tells me to do it do him.
>his dick feels huge by comparison.
>its hot like it came out of the over or something.
>i fap him.
>he cums.
>mind is blown.
>tells me not to tell my mother or she'll get mad.
>promises to take me out to watch a movie next day.
>i promise.
>next day he takes me to watch the road to el dorado.
>i like the movie.
.>it sort of became a routine.
>sexual favors.
>"i'll take you here".
>"i'll get you this".
>after a while, i become like girl.
>do sex in exchange for things.
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>>673600555
My 17yo cousin has been sending me dick pics on Instagram

He will spend an hour asking me what i want him to do to me and then always freaks put at the end saying his dead dad wouldn't be cool with it, I'm assuming that's post orgasm guilt

I don't really know if I could go through with it. Worried it would be everlasting guilt because related. You mentally sane after that shit? Him?
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>>673600674
...yeah okay.
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>>673600887
Hooot. More stories?
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>>673600766
He held his hand over my mouth cause i love that

Grunted like a caveman when i came and felt instantly retarded for the noise i made
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>>673600887
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I'll share some more
>both friends are over
>bubble butt is laying on the floor on his phone
>Im just staring at his phat ass
>he notices
>starts to tease me, arching his back, leaning on his knees
>I come over to him, lay on top of him
Meanwhile best friend is playing vidyas
>my cock sinks in between his cheeks
>we're both loving it, but ignoring the fact of whats happening
>I'm pulsing so badly, I act like I don't know whats happening
>he rolls over, pushing me off
>;_;

I'll share some mor-
>>673600028
Heheheeheheh well then

>Best friend is over
>watching another movie
>Hes against the wall, legs spread open
>I'm inbetween his legs
>so fucking cute, best cuddles ever
>my back is against his crotch, my head is resting against his belly
>I'm all curled up, his legs are wrapping around mine
>I actually fall asleep in his arms and body ;_;

ANOTHER O N E

Me and my best friend would often go ice skating together...

>he was the one who introduced it to me
>He's been going for years, so he enjoyed watching me fall
>at one point he was next to me, trying to teach me
>I slip and fall into his arms
>we both hit the ground
>so fucking cute, he was pissed but I was just laughing so hard, blushing all the while

WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT, ANOTHER ONE?

>he was much taller than me, and much stronger and fit
>i'm at his house one day, he pulls out his brothers pull up tool
>hooks it to the door frame
>at that time I could barely even do one
>he's just going at it c:
>pretty good view for me

more?

>pic related, he did this to me a few times, minus the hickey
>
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let a man fuck me and cum in my ass
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>>673601111
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>>673597353

Had sex with a dude. 3/10, probs wouldn't do again.
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>>673601387
the man is less gay than you, you're a fucking faggot couldn't even defend himself
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>>673601193

>be me.
>be 10.
>dropped off at his house.
>say bye to mother at door step.
>not even a minute in...
>"hey little anon, you wanna go to the go karts?"
>[of course i did.]
>"ok, come here".
>takes me to his room.
>"pull your pants down."
>i do it cause...go karts.
>he starts undoing his pants.
>pulls me up on the bed.
>tells me "stick your butt up."
>i do.
>starts sliding his dick up and down my crack.
>he doesnt stick it in.
>soon after cums on my butt.
>tells me to "stay there."
>i stay there butt up and head down.
>pants and underwear around ankles.
>leaves room.
>comes back and wipes my butt with somthing. [didnt see what]
>tells me to pull up my pants.
>tells me "ok lets go".
>takes me to go karts.
>i was happy molested kid.
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>>673601666
>must obey satan
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>>673601666
MUST OBEY SATAN
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>>673601666
oh no, what is even?
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>>673601352

yeap. thats the one. everytime i watch it it all comes back. certain smells do it too.
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Gayest thing ive ever done? Easy.Go on /b/
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>>673601666
From quads to trips
can you got for the dubs though?
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>>673597753
Faggot
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When i was 16 had a flirtatious thing with faggot in highschool.
He sucked my dick then I bent him over. His ass was big and soft.
He grinded on me till I got hard.
Then I was in him. I came then sucked him off.
Broke up after 2 weeks together.
I still want that ass even in college now
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>had a gay bf last year
>best time ever
>trying to re-establish relationship 4 eternal
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>>673601831
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these unicode NS are getting outta hand.
Bunny, flower,
...ghost?
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One night in the Army, my room mate and I were high, and I sucked him off. He got mad because he didnt want to be gay, but within 2 weeks we were smoking each others poles and packing each others fudge. I havent seen him since he got out.
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when i was 18 i met a black guy off grindr, he was autistic as fuck. he tried fingering me as soon as he saw me, i told him ill suck your cock, did it for a minute then kicked him out, that shit is gross. felt like i had aids for the next month
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>>673601666
nice gif meme
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>>673601666
HAIL THE DARK LORD
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My gay best friend just moved to MKE. Our first phone call, I said something about trying to get laid and failing at a party and his exact words were "shut up, you could've had daily bjs for the last five years" and it was literally the first time I'd ever thought of it. Now I can't stop thinking about it. I could have had constant head and it never crossed my mind. What the fuck, am I so straight that I'm an idiot?
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>>673600938
Do it.
Those were some of the best times of my life and the only reason we stopped was because we come for a very conservative Christian family and we knew we could be together. I still love him as a cousin and a bf but we have both decided to stop and date girls.
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>be me 15
>have a younger cousin, 13, he's really cute: blue eyes, brown straight hair, slender body with muscle outlines, smooth pale skin
>we get to hang out when we go to the families' lake-house
>we're fishing on the dock like kids did back then
>we get to talking about girls and it turns out neither of us have girlfriends
>he says randomly "do you have a boyfriend?" "no... do you?" "no. I want one though"
>intrigued
>later that night we're sleeping in the same room because limited space
>talking some more about boyfriends and stuff because I was interested
>eventually I ask if I can kiss him
he said no but that was the closest I came to doing something gay
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>>673602393

kek.

good story anon.
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>>673602075
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Anyone still interested in gay best friend stories?
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I think i sucked a guy off.
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>>673602610
Yes! do tell
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>be me
>15, best friend also 15
>we have sleepovers almost every weekend
>ever since we were 13, I'd pretend to fall asleep
>not sure if he knew I was pretending, but he'd always rub his dick on my Ass, mouth and sometimes mine until I got hard
>when we were alone, he'd spoon me if we watched a movie
>sometimes he'd fall asleep in the middle of spooning and he'd cuddle his face into my neck
>I started catching major feels
>admitted to being bi, but best friend seemed ashamed to admit anything and swore he was straight
>one day, a friend walked in on us spooning
>he said he wouldn't tell, but my friend was paranoid and got a gf
>I was jealous and depressed because he would hang out with her even though I knew he didn't like her
>we start to distance even when he dumps gf
>he gets mad I won't talk to him
>when I'm walking home from school he's in his front yard with his ex gf
>sees me and starts to make out with her while not breaking eye contact
>I get red hot and storm home
>parents go to a party a few nights later
>playing vidya and listening to music
>hear a knock at the door
>answer it. It's him
Cont?
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>>673602841
Do you want cutie fun times or lewd stories?
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>I was used as:"bait" on 2 separate occasions
>huge park after dark turned into homo heaven
>lured guy into dry creek bed
>brother and his friends bashed and robbed them
>only got like $5
does this count as gay exp
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>>673602599
Holy shit
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>>673602599
just... go buy a lottery ticket already, pretty exceptional luck still.
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>>673602967
cutie fun times first
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>>673602951
yes continue, I like this
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i got a boner, 4chan has literally turned me bi
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>>673603011
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>>673599122
You are both gay or bi and you both knew it from the get go.
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>>673603319
This
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>>673602988
how old were you and your victims? also, what did you have to do to bait them?
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>>673601375
>all this cuddling and teasing on top the lewd parts.
> attention to detail
>you have died, respawn in 40 seconds.
really hope this comes out with a happy ending
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>>673602988
no
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>>673603151
alrighty,
Not many happened with bubble butt, mostly lewd things with him
bestie all the wayyyyyy

>we used to explore the forest next to my house all the time
>one time we were chilling on a tree that had fallen over a creek
>just watching a bird bathe
>out of nowhere the branches he was sitting on just break
>he falls so hard on his ass in the water
>immediately sprints out
>I'm laughing so hard, I fucking fall off too
>I get completely soaked
>we both storm home, my laughter turns into embarrassment and blushing
>he's teasing the fuck out of me
>when we get back, we both take off our clothes
>he gets a towel and dries me off, I'm shivering
>we're both in our undies, I have a towel on my head
>he pulls me close
>we both just sit on my bed, in our underwear trying to wrap eachother in this small towel, cuddling all the while
DID I MENTION IT WAS THE FUCKING WINTER???

>>673603598
You like?
Why don't you screencap? I love sharing these stories hehe
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>>673601375
MOAR
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>>673602951
yeeessss
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>>673602951
right faster you damned homo
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>>673603950
see
>>673603914
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>>673602951
@_@
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>>673603494
I was 15 at time,brother and friends were 18.
The park was known gay haunt,all I had to do was walk near toilet until I got the nod from a guy then would walk towards ambush spot.
Was pretty fit so wore singlet and shorts.
Actually hoped for more money.
Victims were generally 30-40 yrs old.
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Met up with this guy to suck his dick but after like 2 minutes I couldn't finish so I just got up and left
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>>673599122
Fuck. I need to try this ploy. My fighting game skills are off the charts. Might substitute tekken or something instead though.
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Reposting my all time favorite greentext
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>>673597353

>12:30 this afternoon
> I open my fridge and remove the Spinach and Lacinto Kale
> Proceed to cut up 1 cup of both the spinach and kale atop my recently purchased cuttingboard
> Remove the lid from my blender, and pour the cup of spinach inside of it
> Remove the coconut water from the fridge and pour 1 and 1/2 cups into the blender.
> Pour the cup of kale into the blender and place coconut water back into fridge.
> Place lid back on blender and blend for 30 seconds on low setting
> Cut a lemon in half while its blending and place one half in bag in fridge for later.
> Stop the blender and cut the other half of lemon into two quarters
> Remove lid and pour contents into clear glass
> Immediately rinse all associated dishes and place into dishwasher
> Sip by sip consume that fucking foul liquid over the course of 30 minutes, each time sucking on lemons in a mostly failed attempt to cover up the taste of fresh cut grass
> Rinse glass and put in dishwasher, throw away lemon, wipe off counter

The gayest thing ive ever fucking done. Hands down. And its only day 1 for me.

Second gayest thing i ever did was purchase all that shit a couple days ago.
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>>673602951
>I try to close the door on him but he puts his foot in between the door to stop it from shutting
>"anon wait, we need to talk"
>I let him in
>tells me he's sorry about being a dick. Sorry about abandoning our friendship for a girl
>asks if we can be friends again
>I still have major feels for him. But I say yes to being friends
>ask him to play vidya with me
>says ok
>we start playing some vidya and listening to music
>after a while he suggests we watch a movie
>fuckyes.jpeg
>'sure'
>decide to watch a shitty action movie
>he doesn't spoon me like usual
>I guess I'm obviously pissed
>'sorry anon but we can't act gay around each other anymore '
>can't take this
>confront him
>'last time I checked I'm not the one dry fucking you in your sleep'
>he gets red
Cont?
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>>673597353
I've been an OP once..
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>>673597353
watched a gay porn, came to it, then felt extreme guilt about it and went to sleep
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>>673597624
>implying tommy d isn't perfection
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>>673604511
yes anon
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>>673604511
pls moreee
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>>673604859
still doesn't reach the perfection of a cute shota
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>>673604511
Don't ask 'cont?' just type the damn.
As James Joyce once said: "Write it, damn you! What else are you good for?"
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>>673602988
you might like this one
>be 15
>parents had to go interstate for 2 weeks grandma dying
>I had to stay at neighbours
>their son was massive faggot 17
>not happy had to stay in his room on air mattress
>first night told him I didn't like him and if he came anywhere near me would kill him
>okay cool
>kept to myself so did he
>3rd night feel someone pushing against me
>jump out of bed hes naked lying on my bed with boner
>grab the lamp throw it at him
>hits him in face
>I bolt for the door
>break into my house and sleep
>next day neighbour dad pounding on door
>fag son has black eye and cut eyebrow from lamp
>he grabs me starts yelling
>start to tell him what happened
>fag son runs off
>dad looks shocked lets me go goes after son
>never spoke to them again
>had house to myself for week
>things turned out pretty good
>when parents got home they were horrified
>Neighbours put house up for sale and were gone within month
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>>673598374
do go on
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>>673597353

>sucked my HS friend's dick once
>liked it, got into it
>I love getting guys off
>sucked off a few guys online
>wanted to set up regular thing so less promiscuous
>set up meeting times at night with guy 15 blocks from dorm room. Suck him off many times. Eventually think about having him fuck me. Ask if he's up for it; he agrees. Start including fucking in our meetups. But then he got a roommate so we had to stop.

>Finish college (sucked off a few guys in hotel rooms still)

>move to California for work
>set up regular thing with new guy, same repertoire--he comes over, we neck a bit, i rub his cock through his pants, undress him, suck him off and/or let him fuck me (he preferred missionary, so I got good at controlling pleasure that way. He also liked pulling out and looking at my gaping hole--I thought that was kind of funny). One thing about him was that he liked to cuddle afterwards. At first it was weird but I kind of liked it.
>He left after about two years to move to another state for work.

>I move way north of where I was (again for work) and start looking for a new regular guy.
>newest guy is HOLY SHIT smoking hot. I'm his first for this kind of thing which is awesome. His dick is just above average and has a great profile. I get WAY into it with him. I tongue every curve of it and tease his balls. The chemistry was so good I actually had him fuck me the first time. I have a really great regular thing going with him now--he fucks me or cums on me/in my mouth/on my tongue whereever he wants about once a week. It's totally hot.
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>>673605644
kek'd 10/10

this is the problem with faggots
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>>673605882
That semicolon usage
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>>673602546
yeah I have a similar regret
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>>673604430
> phone posting

Step up nigga
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>>673597353
I was gay once
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>>673602988
m8, you could suck dick at a pride parade and be less of a faggot

>>673604511
kek
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>>673597353
Sucked off my older sister's bf when I was 13. I think he was maybe 20
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>>673604511
>I start to blush and apologize
>we continue to watch the movie
>he's slowly moving closer
>eventually we're spooning
>he's hugging me to to his chest, and I keep moving my neck in hopes that he'll kiss it
>not working
>I start to move my Ass closer to his dick
>he starts to get hard, and shifts away
>I keep moving my Ass into his dick
>I get frustrated, and I turn around to face him
>he pulls my chin to his face and kisses me
>kind of sloppy bc he's shaking from anxiety
>his dick is still rock hard
>I turn around so out dicks are pressed together
>we're still kissing
>he gets into it and gets on top of me
>starts thrusting against my dick even though we're still fully clothed
>he pulls my shorts off and unbuckles his jeans
>he pushes his dick into my Ass without is breaking the kiss
>I can feel his dick pulsing in my Ass and start to moan
>he puts his hand over my mouth and thrusts harder
>we're both going at it pretty hard now
>he starts jerking me off with the other hand
>'fuck I'm close' he says
>something about his voice sends me over the edge and we both cum together
>collapses on top of me and we cuddle for the rest of the night
>he has to sneak out the window the next morning
>we start fucking almost every day
>fucking cash
>to this day we still do ;)
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>>673606525
that makes no sense
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>>673603598
>>673603950

I'll post some more
It would be nice if you screencapped these, easier for all of us
>Me and bestie
>around 3am
>trying to go to bed, friend isnt having it
>he's fucking with me like always
>he pulls off all of the blankets on the bed, makes a second bed on the floor
>I climb over and try getting them back
>he just tosses me to the soft ground
God, he would always just toss me around, he loved it, he could just pick me up and never let go
>He gets on top, dry humps me for a sec, then holds down my wrists
>says "just lemme do a few tests real quick"
>he twists my nipples while sitting on me
>he knows how sensitive I am ;_;
>he starts laughing at me, feeling my stomach and covering my mouth
>runs his fingers through my hair
>"alright, all done :)"
Goddamn he loved to tease me
>later that night we lay on my bed
>I knuzzle up to him like always
>hes always the bigger spoon
>wraps his arms around me
>I could feel him getting hard, so i start to press even more against him
>his breathing against my neck and ear
I will never forget this,
>"man, I wish you were a girl"
>I blush so fucking hardly
>he always falls asleep before me
>once again I push my body against his, hes so warm
>his hot breath against my head
>I smile and fall asleep
MORE MORE MORE?
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MORE?
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I wanted to fool around with this gay guy I knew in HS but never had the nerve to try and come on to him.
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>>673606693
you sold your ass for $5, to 30 year old men, whom you were perfectly willing to allow to have the shit kicked out of
wheres your damn self respect?
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Sucked a 7/10 dick. Hated it :(
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>>673607155
no guy I lured them to a spot where my brother and his friends were waiting to beat and rob him.No sex only violent crime.
Not my finest hour
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>>673606712
PLEASE MORE, MY INNER YAOI FANGIRL DEMANDS IT.
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>>673607445
well, if they knew you were just 15 they kinda deserved it. or did you look older?
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>>673606712
>"man, I wish you were a girl"
those fucking words man
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>>673606712
Lol, this isn't screencap worthy.
your stories lack tact and other various components of quality
>>673604389
study this one as an example, this is well written and screencap worthy
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>>673597353
Fucker with an 14 yo guy, when I was 11.
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>>673607819
Yeah :/
I still think about it to this day

>>673607707
kek


You guys should screencap these, I have plenty of them, and I love sharing them to you guys

I have plenty of stories of us in the forest
Do you guys want lewd or cute tiems?

>>673608037
well other people seem to like them
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>>673607746
yeah I played football so on the larger side of 15.probly looked 17-18.
I stopped doing it after 2nd time guy got beat pretty bad,but my brother and his friends kept it up for a year every weekend.
Eventually that park was red flagged by faggots way to dangerous.
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>>673606712
Fuckin more m80
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Sang karaoke in high school on karaoke night
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>>673608179
oh well, at least when i heard them i had my mouth around a cock
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>>673597590
I once said the word fabulous, unironically.
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>>673608179
Cute pls, I yearn for it because I'm a massive faggot for femboy stuff
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>>673608194
>>673607445
your bro and his friends sound like real pieces of work
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>>673608179
Why not both?
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>>673606712

>>673607819
THIS.
ow, my most of me.
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>>673606687
Nice story anon
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>>673605882
also I'm no homo
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>>673606712
The "I wish you were a girl" part breaks my heart.
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>>673606687
so you're telling me he just casually pushed in with no hint of lube or prep
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>>673608179
Yeah, ignore me if you want, that's seriously fine but your writing is very genuinely terrible and needs a lot of work.
Writing well takes work and dedication, not just writing the first thing that comes to your head and (for the most part) the ones that are popularly reposted are done so for a good reason.
Begging to be screencapped is just embarrassing, if you write well enough, your stuff will get circulated
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>>673597353
Got raped when I was 8
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>Already be gay.
>Travelling on a bus from this city where I live to another town. Work errands.
>Catch eye of this guy.
>We exchange stares for a while.
>Almost empty bus.
>He moves next to me, we talk about random stuff.
>"Where are you heading?", "Business or pleasure?", "Single?", Want to hang around?", etc.
>We touch each other.
>I move down and give him a blowjob while is still dark and lonely.
>I can't spit, so I don't call attention of the driver if they inspect. So I swallow.
>He said the thrilling of being caught was extra exciting.
>We exchange cell phones so we can meet again.

>Months later, he haven't answered my messages.
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>>673609096
Fag
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>>673609096
Kinky
He have a big dick?
How old was he?
Story?
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>>673609018

You think he's making it all up?
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>>673609000
>>673609000
>>673609000
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>>673609018
we're here for the gay shit not to learn how to write a book
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>>673608591
Still is a cunt of a man.
Went out with him to nightclubs for his bachelor party about year ago.
Walk past gay bar
There was two manfaced traps hanging around.Brother starts calling them fags queers etc ,me and others just kept walking.
Trap calls him redneck or inbred or something heard the punch connect from about half a block away,went back to stop it,to late trap on ground nose smeared across face bleeding.last time I went out in public with him
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>>673608179
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>>673609096
details
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>>673608179
>Attention wore alert!
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>>673609096
Green text
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Tryed to auto-bj
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>>673609415
you tried
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>>673597353
Used to play "swordfight" (you know exactly what I'm talking about) with my foster brother
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>>673597353
Stay away from my shekles
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Fuck it I wanna both

>me and both friends
>we're all dicking around in the morning on my bed
>bubble butt grabs my hand
>places it on besties dick
>I hadn't even noticed that he was hard :0
>it was pressing so hard through his sweatpants
>I look at bestie, bestie looks at bubble butt
>meanwhile bubble butt is just smiling away
>my hand is wrapped around it
>he looks so shocked
>I squeez, trying to get the memory imprinted in my head before he makes a move
>he moves away, completely blushing
>i get pissed
>I push bubble butt off the bed, trying to change the subject
>for the rest of the day me and my bestfriend give eachother affectionate looks
>god he had such pretty eyes, hazel ;_;
>I always looked at him with affection

cute tiems now i guess

>more ice skating
>few months in, start to develop a love for it
>I would always go with him
>always
>he starts to teach me some techniques, little tricks etc
>we have a little game where we try to spin in a circle, holding each others wrist
>he would try to pull me harder and harder, making me spin faster
>it scared me everytime, all i could do was laugh and squeak
>i would always fall before him
>when i would, he would usually fall with me
>laughing ensures, him on top of me, not enough energy to get up
Now that I think about it, other people definitely stared at our gayness in public

>>673609334
trust me I'm not, this is all 100% true
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>>673609666
Satanic historic shotas, noice.
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>>673597353
I regularly fap to shota and basically imagine i had a qt boyfriend to cuddle with anytime i go to bed.

>tfw no qtbf
I am 20 and i already feel like ive lost the time to have gay qt fun.
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>>673597353
I used to tuck my shirt in. I went to a Christian skool though, so they made us. Also, I used to be a Christian
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>>673609847
I wish I prepared a speech for my satanic trips.
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>>673606687
>>673609018
This, for the record, is also well written and has appropriate elements.
It could use a bit of work and the beginning was better than the ending, also it lacked a few necessary descriptive elements so it probably won't be reposted but it was more entertaining by far.

>>673609369
I'm not critiquing him as an author of a novel or a book of some sort. I'm critiquing him as an author of greentext, there's certain ones that work well and read well and are better than others and there's a reason for that. Like any medium of story telling, there are certain elements or styles that make some better than others and this author fails in every regard. The main reason that I take issue with this one is that he keeps asking to be screencapped.

>>673609350
not sure, probably but it doesn't really matter. People who read these are, to a certain degree, signing up to be lied to.
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>>673609877

>I regularly fap to shota and basically imagine i had a qt boyfriend to cuddle with anytime i go to bed.

same for the shota and the fantasies, except I have them only occasionally and I'm 21.
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>>673609877
yeah would be a bit pedo now
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>>673609842
>Now that I think about it, other people definitely stared at our gayness in public
That makes it so adorable though anon
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Made out with a couple guys when i was drunk. One was my roommate and I was super shit faced and thought he was my girlfriend I guess. It was funny because it was at this party with mostly country Bros who ride horses and shit. I'm sure it was the gayest shit they'd ever seen.
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>>673609877
Not into shota or particularly want a qtbf, but I'd love to just have some one to cuddle with and just be intimate with. I fantasize about my body pillow being that individual while I fall asleep, otherwise I can't sleep.
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>be me
>14ish
>move into new house
>neighbor is elder who's grandkid my age stays a couple days a week
>have masturbated b4 but never came
>kid asks about my masturbatory habits & tells me I need to jack off 4a long ass time for the first time & I will cum
>do it alone
>tell him about it later. Feelsgreatman I say
>suggests we jack each other off
>we do
>this continues and turns into oral sex
>lasts about a year, then one day he cums on my dogs stuffed animal as a joke
>switch flips. Not sure if cuz I love my dog, think my parents will know he did it, or because I was kind of tired of gay shit(always viewed women sexually all the way back to like 5-6ish), never had even slightest attraction to boys before we started jacking each other off)
>tell him to fuck off and never come back over
>his grandma moves shortly after anyways. Never see him again. He lives in a different state now
>few years later, 16-17ish, me and best friend start drinking on a regular basis
>Both straight as fuck but decide to start her jerking and sucking each other when hammered & strike out on pussy for the night
>Lasts couple years
>18ish friend suggests anal one night
>drunk as fuck I'm on board
>friend puts condom on, no extra lube tho
>starts fuckin my ass
>he's solid 6-7" hurtssobadman
>tell him to stop
>he is hammered & just keeps going says he'll only be a few more sec.
>ass raping continues and he's not cumming because alcohol-dick
>finally stops
>I'm so in pain at this point fucking him back is last thing I can think of but I think I still wanted to try my turn and he said he was too tired maybe another time. Not sure, was really hammered.
>we pass out
>wake up next morning. Says he doesn't remember anything (he always played like he didn't remember doing gay shit but I think this time might of been legit)
>never spoke of it since
>both straight since
>30 now and his wife is a whore. I'm still single. She's made passes at me. We r still best friends tho.
Should I fuck her for revenge?
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>>673597353
I fucked my cousin multiple times, pretty fucking gay. We are men now and joke about it when alone
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>>673597353

Spanked and then buttfucked while wearing stockings and suspenders.

Dude was married and his daughter phoned him just after he blew his load on my face. He talked to her while I sat there with cum dripping off my chin lol.
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>>673609842
>Furry pic
>Emoticons: hard :0 or hazel ;_;
>Begging to be screencapped.

You're literally the worst shit I have ever seen on this threads, worst than when one anon told us how he was rape.

Sorry for worse english.
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>>673609666
>>673609847
Giving the other boy a handjob forever without letting him cum certainly is diabolic.
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>>673600411
you forgot a collar, otherwise perfect.
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>>673609757
at what age?
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>>673610192
>I'd love to just have some one to cuddle with and just be intimate with.

Thats pretty on point.

The worst is that i have a crush but im too socially retarded to even say a single word.

Hes pretty introverted too, so nothing is ever going to happen.


>>673610115
Kek
I would never actually touch a real child <15-16
I just cant resist the perfection in shota.
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I fap to pictures like this regularly
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>>673597353
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>Emphasising hugs, cuddling and snuggling over lewd stuff.
yep, thread is reaching homoghey apex.
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>>673610891
You dont know pain man.
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I opened a trap thread once... Fucking gross shit
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Did anybody compare dick sizes with friends or classmates?
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>>673610746
I don't care about gender myself, I just want a nice, clean feminine partner who isn't bat shit crazy and legit cares about me. I'd give them my everything in return.

I'm also socially retarded, with social anxiety extreme, I'm pretty much a shut in aside from my job.
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>>673611045
>Implying I'm not deep into the throes of hugznowpls as much as any of the rest of us
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>>673611256
tried to get my friend to do it once.
>at a highschool football game
>joke around about comparing sizes
>say I'd pay to suck his dick
>we go to the restrooms
>start touching him a little bit
>feel his cock getting harder
>he stops
>go back to football game
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>>673611322
I feel you man.
I really do.
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>>673611256
well, i had a friend who i did gay shit with, and he would occasionally tease me about how he was bigger than me
kid was 7", i was 6"
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>>673610416
stay mad dude

I'LL POST SOME MORE WHY NOT

>me and bestfriend
>get home from ice skating one day
>him and me are walking up the stairs to my apt
>he literally tries grabbing my butt the whole way up
He always loved making me embarrassed in public

He gabbed my butt all the time


More?
I know that one was kinda short :/
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>>673611322
Are you me
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ITT: regret, longing and a telltale lingering odor of musk and squid.
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>>673611517
>joke around about comparing sizes
>say I'd pay to suck his dick

Woa dude you know whats up.
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Sucked dicks and took one in the ass.
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>>673611724
I think if a poll were to be made, it'd be pretty one sided, a lot of fags who were dense in the past, took advantage of less than they could have, and currently are mostly sane, but too socially stymied to chase the goal, take the risk
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>>673611682
sounds fun
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>>673611682
More stories
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>>673597353
posted OP.
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>>673611623
Out if everything I've ever fantasized, nothing leaves me cum harder and feel more satisfied than being with a partner I share a deeply intimate connection to.

I also heavily enjoy a finine body/face. So women and femboys are a huge turn on for me. Masculine people, men or women don't do anything for me.

>>673611724
Are you a desperately lonely 28 year old white virgin male with very little money and no social life outside like 2 people and family?
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>>673611682
it would be best if you just posted instead of asking if we want more every time
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penis measured

got raped
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>>673601890
Are you mad with him? After the fact?
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>>673612157
>I also heavily enjoy a finine body/face. So women and femboys are a huge turn on for me. Masculine people, men or women don't do anything for me.

mildly-gay/10
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>>673612149
OP here
nah, this is mine
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>>673612174
Hes a attention seeking faggot that is in search of some approval.

Just stroke his ego.
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>>673612507
I don't care, I know what I like. If you have to live by labels, then so be it.

>>673612554
I think my penis just exploded
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>>673597353
Myself.
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>>673599227
HUH. SO IS THAT STILL CONSIDERED RAPE? WHERES A MALE FEMINIST WHEN YOU NEED EM.
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>>673597353
Have taken a 6 inch hairbrush handle in my ass many times whilst jerking off. feels pretty good lads, would probably enjoy being fucked in the ass quite a bit. i aint gay tho
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>>673612157
not that anon, but fuck you for that 2nd part, nailed everything but age and virginity, going to go cry now.
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>>673597353
My best friend and I got drunk and slept in the same bed, I pulled his shorts off and sucked his dick while he was too fucked up to do anything about it
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>>673613105
Feels bad man, trust me, I know
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>>673612554
o-oh..
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>>673609317
It was average size. 6-7 inches
15-16 I think
Lured me inna woods and molested me
Happened over the course of a few months where it escalated to penetration
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>>673609474
>>673609401

>>673613302
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>>673597753

fag
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>>673610254
>>673612940
>repost
>it got deleted
why
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Alrighty

>me and bestfriend in the woods once again
>exploring new areas
>I try crossing the creek over this not-so-safe dam like structure
>its just a big ball of sticks and logs
>I try crossing over the thickest log
>"see? its fine haha"
>right after I immediately fall in lol
>I'm submerged by wood
>I'm kinda stuck actually
Meanwhile he's laughing his ass off
>my shirt and part of my jeans get snagged on the sharp brush
>fuck this actually hurts
>bestie literally pulls me out without any struggle
>dude how I was fucking stuck
>after I get out I review the damages
>I have cuts and bruises all over me
>decide to call it a day lol
>when we get home everything starts to hurt even more
>I kinda just stand there in my bedroom, it hurts to move
>after hes done laughing he notices that I'm actually in pain
>His smile fades
>without hesitation he just pulls off my hoodie and shirt
>"take off your pants"
>fuck this hurts
>I struggle but I do it for him
>he just pushes me onto my bed with ease
>I watch him pull off his shoes, he didnt even take his coat off
>he just falls onto my bed, acting exhausted with me
>pulls me close to him
>I struggle for a bit, but he forces me to cuddle
>after a few minutes of little painful noises I fall alseep in his arms
After I woke up I had noticed that he put bandaids on my cuts ;_;
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>>673599146
>>673611256

duh.
>be 12/13
>compare dicks with friend
>his is still small and no hair
>he loves that mine's big and hairy
>HE asks to suck MINE
>let him
even though he was always eager to blow me, he never wanted me to cum in his mouth, but I did once anyway. he didn't like it.
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blew my load in a dudes mouth, rejected him when he asked for anything in return
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>>673613456
was wondering that myself.
other than anon being rather bitter and needing to work some things, didn't notice anything delete-worthy?
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>>673597353
Sucked my friends dick while his father fucked me in the ass. But i was young then, probably 8 or 9 so i don't know if that counts
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>>673613629
noticeably shorter this time.
Still not reading it.
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>>673613622
oh and the gayest we did was grinding into each other while naked and making out until I came between his legs (used his thighs as a pussy). i think that was when we were 13/14

we're both straight btw
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>>673613456
If you're referring to my post about being ass raped by my best friend when drunk then I reposted it edited because it was really 2 stories in 1 and nobody seemed interested in reading that long ass speal.
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>>673614086
Fag
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>really drunk one time with friend and his roommate
>friend is a classic closet-case
>friend gets a little rapey when with me when he's drunk just because he knows i'm bi
>fondling and grabbing me
>Not really into it because he's not attractive
>getting drunker
>roommate starts playing last of us or some shit while we're on the couch
>friend is annoyingly persistent
>reluctantly jack him off under a blanket
>totally fucking obvious to roommate who just leaves
>friend basically tries to rape me because he's a lot bigger than me and I'm small and feminine
>Fuck this I'm out
>Friend begs me and offers me vicodin(which is my kryptonite)
>crush it up and we snort a bunch of lines
>friend gets into ultra rapeasaurus-rex mode
>resist but eventually just let him fuck me because I was so high and drunk
>lol at his small dick
>he angrily fucks me and kinda slaps me around
>fuck you I'm on like so much fucking vicodin I can't feel my face lol
>cums in me
>I leave
>never speak to him again
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>>673613629
nah, let best know what's happening, or leave it, no sense burning your last bridge, especially in that manner
>deleted again
ffs.
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>>673599267
>analysis cherry
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Being a slave to people/groups of people on Kik ;)
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>>673597353
Would fuck hard
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>>673614549
>That hair
Ew
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>>673613302
Worst green text evar
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>>673613512
Well that is just cute/sweet as hell
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>>673614531
He already has trust issues with his wife evem though no solid proof and caught me playing along to her pass texts once so probably best not to lose him. Hopefully she deleted all the drunken wanna fuck her texts and cock pics I sent her recent lol
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>>673614549
whats your kik slave boy
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>>673597353
I was molested when I was 5
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>>673614683
oh Ik, I'm getting it changed soon
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>>673614549
You look like 13
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>>673614989
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>>673614549
>kik
risky, gl anon.
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>>673614815

WELL WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT I HAVE MORE
>It's my birthday
>I invite all of my friends to my party, we were gonna go to a waterpark

He was the only one that showed up.

>I kinda feel like shit when we get there
>good thing he's very good at cheering me up
>have some fun at the waterpark
>I'm mostly staring at him
>we have alot of fun
>he decided to stay the night
>We do the usual gay stuff, he's trying his best to cheer me up
>we watch a movie, cuddling of course
>this time he sits upright, 'indian style'
>i sit inbetween his body
>his arms are wrapped around my shoulders and arms
>he's actually holding my hands omg omg
>i rest my head against his chest and neck
>I start to fall asleep in his arms once again
>did i mention there was a blanket wrapped around both of us?

God, I wish I would've told him how I felt before it was too late
I honestly loved him
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>>673613512
daww
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>>673615397
Idk what 13 year olds you see on the street but he looks like a fem 18
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>>673610875

Amen to that
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>>673615461
Cute cute cute and sad ;(
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>>673615461
100% adorable

keep posting please
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>>673615461
>God, I wish I would've told him how I felt before it was too late
No.
Nonono...
...
DAMMIT!
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oh yeah and bump limit in next 2 posts
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For the past 3 years or so, a faggot friend of mine has been my foot bitch.

Im straight, were both 22. We have a normal friend relationship most of the time, go drinking with other friends, cinemas, food together etc. But once (or sometimes more) during the week we'll hang out, have a smoke or drink, and he'll go to town on my feet. He cant get enough of them. He spends literally hours massaging / sniffing / licking my feet while i watch tv or vidya.

He loves it, and honestly if youve not tried it before, having someone licking your feet and sucking your toes feels pretty good
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Yeah, this was a good rock talk.
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>>673614439
>snorting vicodin
>lol tylenol in nose
>kek im so hi
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>>673600887
That's sad yo
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>>673616373
was thinking this so hard, all that acetaminophen... getting nauseous, bluh.
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>>673610875
You did it, anon! Now they'll definitely never come back!

Wow, what a hero. He saved /b/.
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>>673615857
>>673616056
>>673616101
>>673615495

He was a really funny guy, he always knew how to make me laugh, I think I'll share some of those

>I'm over at his house
>he has this little joke
>he knows how I get when I'm at other peoples houses, very, VERY, nervous
>we're in the kitchen, he's making koolaid for me
>he wants me to help him
>finds it funny to scream at me like i'm doing it wrong
>"ANON WAIT"
>"ANON WOAH WOAH WOAH WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING"
>"haha I'm just kidding <3"
Goddamnit
>it would actually scare me, I never liked pissing him off
>he did it with a few other things too, we would be eating food and I'd ask if they had pepper etc
>"EXCUSE ME? WHAT DO YOU THINK WE'RE RUNNING HERE?"
>his dad did the same exact shit to me too lmao


another one
>over at my house
>we're making smoothies
>we're jokingly arguing over how many ice cubes go in
I know for sure I put in fucking two, NOT FUCKING THREE
>I put in two
>the blender overflows and shoots everywhere ;_;
>it gets over our arms/hands and shirts
>for atleast two years he would pester me about how I put in three even though he told me to put in two

also
>pic related, we would do stuff like this all the time
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>>673614691
You'll be ok
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>>673615461
How old were you two then?
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>>673617206
I turned 14 at that time i think
he turned 15 a few months later
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