Waifu Claiming Thread
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu
>Discuss stuff
>Talk shit about other waifus
>Don't steal/impersonate
>Have fun. It's mandatory
Ruby claimed. Cute and deadly
>lurking
Obligatory claim.
>>673588222
Nice trips, Ruby.
>>673588360
>watching you lurk
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
Nice trips, Ruby
Tenryuu claimed
Claiming Stocking for Stockinganon!
>Rubyanon
>lurking and eating food
Shiki claimed
Emi clamed
>fuck off other emi fags
>>673588427
>watching the back of your head.
>>673588222
Checked.
Joined last one right as the cap hit. How's everyone doing?
Graf claimed
>Waiting for coffee
>>673588487
>>673588457
>>673588440
>>673588427
>>673588360
>>673588496
Welcome back.
>>673588222
Nice trips, friend.
Also, superior autism claimed.
>>673588037
Not necessarily, but .. Okey, yeah. The only way CD's are better is for transportation and practical uses. Other than that, vinyl rules.
>>673588222
tomoko claimed
>>673588602
Also Fremy claimed if there was any confusion here
>>673588625
Nice claim, friendo.
>>673588515
How has everyone been today?
>>673588551
>I-is my hair even?!?
>back of my head watching you watch it
>>673588602
Meh....
Thanks for asking, hope you're doing well.
>>673588628
Thanks.
its me again
>>673588062
My man of kin, seen Jin-Roh?
>>673588159
I love how they're kind of like Amon Amarth, but more melodic.
>>673588634
If you really like old school stuff you should try cassettes, though I don't recommend it.
>>673588159
Cover art's always vastly superior to CDs as well.
>>673588879
Looks like the balding is coming sooner than you thought.
>>673588781
I want to believe
Going offline now, gotta help a friend get a tree out of his trashcan
Night anons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZGF-3LSjt8
>just WoWs things
>>673588821
Not too badly, how about yourself?
>>673588879
Anything wrong or just not an especially exciting day?
>>673589076
Night, take care
whats poppin everyone?
>>673589253
These dubs
>>673588821
weird day drank 4 cups of lean felt nothing
>>673588821
Been pretty good now. Just gonna grab food soon. You?
>>673588905
Haven't seen Jin-Roh, but I have a few WebM's of it of guys just getting mowed down. Definitely have to watch that soon.
>>673588879
No problem.
>>673589076
Goodnight! Take care
>>673589253
These dubs
>>673589253
These doubles.
>>673589253
Nm, just chillin', killin' you?
>>673589405
SHIT
>>673588821
Dismal.
>>673589253
Welcome back.
>>673589050
>Get the bucket, here comes the tears
The second I start balding is when I just start shaving my head. You can't be balding and blonde, shit doesn't work.
>>673589155
Have the flu, it's not going away and I'm getting some anxiety. Aside from that it's been a good day, you up to anything?
>>673589253
Not much, Mugi. Yourself?
>>673589444
>Trips again
You really deserve them, Ruby.
>>673589444
Observed.
>>673589155
>>673589444
im doing pretty good myself, might get high and listen to some metal
>>673589427
wow, really?
>>673589444
Fuck
>>673589444
Totally should, animation is god-tier in it.
>>673589546
>>673589444
Just got the magic touch I guess
>Thanks Hand-kun
>>673589638
yeah freinds said it would be great none of us tripped now im broke
>>673589444
>checked
>>673589546
If anyone can pull off the classic comb over it's you. But if you're arian then i guess shaving your head is the next logical step.
>>673589525
sorry to hear that, wanna talk about it?
Maxmoefoe is my waifu
>>673589755
Are you kidding me Ruby
>>673589755
>D-don't mention it, Ruby. You really do though, you're really nice.
>dubs
Checked
>>673589861
I do wear glasses, maybe it would work. I'd probably just end up shaving, thanks though Yuuko.
>I must shave my head for the next regime
>>673589546
That's shitty, hope you're not feeling sick for too long dude. Personally, trying to get some buds together tonight to drink a little, maybe smoke, who knows
>>673589638
Good plan
>>673589525
That's never good, want to talk some?
>>673588515
>>673588440
Too slow
>>fuck off other emi fags
:^)
>>673588628
Thanks Ruby, always so kind
>>673588905
I've always preferred more melodic bands, since I'm more into power metal, Dragonforce and such
>>673589546
nothing much. i have one of my friends on skype though!
>>673590016
Hehe
>>673590039
>T-thanks again Hand-kun. Means a lot, You're really nice too.
>>673590088
Always try my best,
>checked
>>673590088
I know that feel, power metal and thrash all the way.
>>673590331
>two away from another set of trips
I almost started tying my noose
>>673590039
This conversation reminds me of Saul for some reason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdBo0iEjewU
>>673589830
that sucks bro
>>673590422
>Gone With The Blastwave
Amazing comic. Saved all of it on my PC. Just too good not to have incase of emergency
>>673590542
>>673590331
So close... Was fun while it lasted
>>673590067
Eh, don't worry about me. I'll be fine (probably). That sounds like fun! I hope that goes well man!
>>673590240
Nice, hope y'all are having a fun time.
>>673590331
Aw, thanks Ruby. I appreciate that.
>>673590611
Kek, I'd legally protect your drug ring any day of the week, Yuuko. just have to dye my hair, become balding, become very short, and age rapidly.
>>673590729
>that april's fools comic last year
Brilliant
>>673590729
That and RA.
My man of kin^2.
>>673590941
That got me freaking out a bit.
>>673590422
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8ZqFlw6hYg
>>673590542
>I almost started tying my noose
That's oppressive to people with no hand! Once Hillary becomes prez she'll make you pay privilege tax, you white cishetscum!
>>673591090
ayy lmao
>>673591089
>mfw he's only uploaded one comic since then
>>673590864
You're gunna have to start doing a lot of drugs.
>>673590542
>>673591296
>All to keep you from behind bars, Yuuko.
>>673591090
Classic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaNRi8puEjg
>>673591265
That's something I've been wondering about too, but I think he's busy with other things.
>>673590422
>>673591701
What do you guys think of this?
https://youtu.be/fzqaXKBYEGo
>>673591670
Ahhhhhh
I'll try to keep you from loosing everything and working at a cinnabon.
>>673590941
That freaked me out. Though I wouldn't have minded that ending, but still
>>673591701
>Generation Kill
Pretty sure that show is what convinced me to stick with the Marine Corps. Especially Ray
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4y_mXLYh_PA
>>673592194
Aww, I'd love for that to be prevented.
>If I don't lose anything I'll share it with you when you go into hiding, not going poor on my watch
Are we doing songs? I guess I'll post too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0AubGorxQ0
>>673591125
>well also need to take daily estrogen pills
>>673592500
We'll live like kings! In some third world country and force tribes to fight one another for our entertainment.
>>673591780
A bit heavy, not really my thing though.
>>673592375
One hell of a show.
>>673592875
Damn, you're a smart man, Yuuko. Happy to financially back you on the third world adventure. We shall become white gods to them.
>>673592890
I guess Swans are bit on the heavier side.
https://youtu.be/hJXtHMBFWmI
>>673592875
WE
is the new fire emblem game good i don't trust big reveiw
>>673593121
It will the Cannibal Holocaust all over again just with a happier ending.
>>673593239
You want in on this action? We need a man to handle distribution.
>>673588222
Sully from Fire Emblem Awakening claimed
>>673591701
Sublime
>>673592692
>SOAD
You based fella
Teto-chan claimed.
I'll never forget you, my darling.
>>673593445
I'd never let ravenous cannibals eat you, if they went sun burnt berserk I'd hold the doors while you would escape via boat.
>>673593239
You are a teacher, this is slowly coming together.
>>673593239
Yeah, a bit industrial heavy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chcV6Wm5grg
>>673593588
Wisdom.
>>673593588
hehe
>>673593239
WUZ
>>673593743
>holds the tree leafs
>I immediately get eaten by a tiger
>beheaded by muslims
>>673594068
Hey Cowgirl, hope your day has gone well.
>>673594095
>my wrists are now in orbit
Tats survived though, right?
Kat claimed
>>673593445
I'll be the guy at the back who shouts inanities at the drop of a hat, thank you very much.
>>673593743
I can teach them basic combat and we can pit them against each other until they evolve.
>>673593914
If we're talking industrial now, NIN is probably the best and heaviest there ever was to be honest.
https://youtu.be/AKNo3J4daDk
>>673594094
KANGS
>>673594308
He escaped from his slave prison and road off into the sunset.
>later becomes patient zero of air-born aids.
>>673594068
Hey Cowgirl! What's up?
>>673594670
N
>>673594670
Haven't really listened to NIN that much, only Hurt and Last because Cabin In The Woods.
>>673594700
>my wrists
Kek, what a happy ending you've placed for us. At least we'll burn twice as bright and pit savages off against each other, I shall enjoy those golden years with y'all until we all die horribly.
>>673594670
Now that's a fucking plan.
Yumma claimed
>>673594882
SHIET
>>673594308
Yeah so far, been playing vidya most of the day like usual.
>>673594882
Nothing much.
>>673595045
I always knew it would end like this.
>>673595014
You really need to get on the Downward Spiral mate, it's like a ten.
https://youtu.be/ccY25Cb3im0
>>673594882
>I don't know how to continue
>>673595045
>tfw Britain has already beat you to the punch.
>>673595147
Glad to hear it man, been playing some RTS my self.
>>673595362
>At least I went out protecting someone else and not like a shitlark
>Die completely in vain because he gets attacked by tigers while foraging through leafs
>>673588475
Thank you ruby!
I'm back!
What did I miss?
>>673595823
Yeah I told you to git gud at Shogun 2 last thread, I can understand it being difficult after literally fucking everybody declares war on you but not before then.
>>673595823
>at least i went out feeding the hungry
>>673595755
Guess we'll just have to one up them if that's the case. I'm sure we'll do a good job.
>>673596044
Welcome back, Stocking. Glad your ass wasn't ruptured by black people while you were taking your walk. Glad you're back.
>Nothing but Tats, Yuuko, and I getting mauled by cannibals, tigers, and airborne AIDS.
>>673596109
Actually, I managed to jew myself through the cracks rather well. Managed to get the top dog area and there's two other factions now I have to take out. I might manage, I don't know. I'm fucking horrible at RTS games so probably not.
>>673596142
I bet you tasted very good. Those tigers ate well.
>Playing with tenryu and atago
>Be freaking useless
Gn anons , wet dreams
>>673596044
Welcome back! How was the walk?
Not too much. got some nice trips earlier though
>>673595755
I shall do that at some point, but for now I'm off to sleep.
Soon 2 am.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1vxjzc66YE
>>673596378
Sorry to hear that, man. Hope you sleep warm and well.
>wet dreams
>suggestive hands
>>673596378
You're not useless, Graf. Gute nacht
>>673596378
Goodnight there beautiful.
>>673596378
Night!
>Wet Dreams
>T-t-thats lewd
>Nice
>>673596432
Goodnight! Sleep well & Take care!
>>673596378
>>673596432
night fam
>>673596378
>>673596432
Goodnight.
>>673596694
>>673596916
well i fucked that filename up
>>673596747
you too
>>673596432
>>673596378
>>673596432
Good night!
>>673596432
I'm guessing you're +2 then. Don't worry it's nearly 2am here in Greece as well.
>>673596356
Perhaps we can even get the fuckers to Mega Evolve then.
>>673597040
>>673596356
It was a close one.
Walked past some shady back guy who looked like he'd stabbed someone.
>isn't that all of them though
Glad to be back!
>>673596383
Refreshing.
Feel a little better now, still bored though.
>entertain me plz guys
>whoever manages to make me laugh gets to own me for the rest of the weekend
>not really sure what that means but the offer is now there
i went and fixed the filenames of all my mugi pics a minute ago
>>673597404
>Own you for the rest of the weekend
But you're not a nigger
>>673597404
>whoever manages to make me laugh gets to own me for the rest of the weekend
FUCK MY ASS SIDEWAYS WITH A RUSTY SPORK
>>673597302
>>673597404
>e
>Own you say
>>673597404
BIG NIGGER NOSTRILS
>>673597731
>captcha had a sign unrelated to the captcha that said "Texas" on it with a star
>>673596432
Alright, man. Hope you sleep warm and well.
>>673597071
Nice, we'll make something similar to Thunderdome. Get tribal midgets and etc. It will be great.
>>673597404
Damn, happy to hear you didn't get fucked up by anyone! That makes me happy, was worried something would happen to you while you were walking, shit like that tends to.
>not really sure what that means but the offer is now there
>L-lewd
>I'd give you entertainment and let you still have your free weekend
I'd give you some links but the shit I watch is like 20+ minutes long and you probably don't mean entertainment like that.
Handy Mandy is a spic and I'll kill him using my waifu/husbando. I don't really know whether or not handling his tools is considered rape.
>>673597404
>gets to own me for the rest of the weekend
:))))))))))))))))))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISqLSZsWniQ
>>673597544
Now you just need tofix the gifs
>>673597404
Hey, glad it was refreshing. Sorry you're still bored
Also
How many black people does it take to start a riot?
-1
>>673597404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iym331fPek
>>673598052
wait whats wrong with the gifs
>>673598145
>Mama' you fucked up!
Kills me every time.
>>673596378
It's not like i was better either
>be me
>~500m from an island away
>i beached (HOW??)
>got raped by ships 2 Tiers higher than me
Yes, the WG MM is soooo good......
It's the worst MM i ever saw...next to the MM of CoD and Halo 5
Gute Nacht Kamerad.
Anyways, i'm going to bed too, or i'd throw my laptop out of the window. So see you guys tomorrow and until then: Always remember that russian war vehicles where the best in WWII in russian games. You guys surely know the mighty Soviet Navy which was stronger than the Royal Navy or even the American Navy in WWII. Who needs Iowa or Yamato if you can have a.....welp.....Orlan, amirite?
>>673588891
you again
>>673597404
How does a black person jump?
>With the majority of the crime rate.
>>673598058
I love that one
>>673598268
Besides being for ants?
My daily tribute, with love.
<3
>>673597404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJgLa3eKMYs
My last try.
>>673597887
>I may want to believe, It's Saturday anyways.
>>673597404
Attempt # Tres
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w-58hQ9dLk&list=FLLg5dCC5GSgkUvhUvc_Aqdg&index=12&ab_channel=WanderingDays
>>673598145
Classic. Hard to top that
>>673588222
Never forget, /b/ loves you, faggot.
>>673598381
me again
>>673598369
Who needs Iowa if you have Kuma, right?
Gute nacht, mein Kommandant
>>673597544
Catchy file name.
Almost laughed.
>>673597661
Came close to a Kek there.
>nice try to catch me off guard
>>673597679
Is that a request?
>>673597887
I'll clarify what that means if someone wins I guess
>>673597891
No thanks
>>673597942
>Handy mandy
Wait I thought it was manny
I'm not sure what's going on
Can't really watch vids
>>673597959
A lot of people are taking up this offer
>>673598058
Don't worry about it
Also nice nigger joke
>seems to be the main source for jokes
>>673598390
So many black jokes
>So many people want to own me this is an eye opener
>No I won't be a cotton picker
>>673598489
>softly pats head
I-it's okay Ruri, I'm here for you. Don't be sad...
>>673598390
I have too many bad jokes
What was the worst thing about Sandy Hook?
The parents returning their Christmas gifts
>>673598693
damnit fuck
>>673597404
>>673598693
All I have.
https://youtu.be/fc-TE98KXlI
>>673598693
We're all trying really hard to own you. Either we love you that much or we just need a new maid after Trump kicks out the illegals
>Glad were (trying to) entertain you
>>673599012
I have a feeling this is gonna take a while
>>673599152
Your file name got me closest
>>673599189
Gonna call no videos since I can't watch them rn
>>673598693
Ever notice that a nigger's nose looks exactly the the ghost from halo?
-Atago
>>673599012
What's worse than a dead puppy?
>the holocaust
What's worse than the holocaust?
>2 dead puppies
>yuuko
>>673599335
My jokes are dragged out stories, I lost.
>I'd set you free if I won you anyway
>Yuuko would probably feed you to cannibals
>Waiting for the funny fella to make more clever attempts
>I knew a guy who I constantly just referred to as "nigger".
>I did it in front of a bunch of black people and they all nearly attacked me
Not a joke, really happened.
>Lynched hand
