Waifu claiming thread: Cruisers till we die! edition
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualized content
>Most important: Have fun!
Atago claimed. The bustiest of them all.
Remember: Kanmusu are girls too.
Obligatory claim.
Tenryuu claimed
And now back to bed
>Wait for me she says
>I'll return, please be patient she says
Isn't it a bit late for you to be here?
>Sexiest goth waifu claimed
>Except Ruri
Speaking of Ruri, where did he go?
claimed for obvious reasons
>>673433019
It's okay, Ruri. I'll wait with you.
>back pat
>>673433111
Right here >>673433019
You goof.
Claimed
>>673433278
Every fucking time I ask where someone is I get mugged off.
>>673433019
I'll always be here for you Ruri.
So will Ruri.
Don't worry!
>>673433019
Anything i can do to help?
Try to normalfag it up to fill the void?
>>673433522
It's okay, Stocking-kun. We all make mistakes.
>>673433278
Hey, thanks hand buddy.
Glad you guys won't leave to never ever return.
>
>>673433522
>I'll always be here for you Ruri.
That helps a lot, thank you Stocking.
You really are a big guy.
>>673433535
I'd like that, but Yuuko is a really good waifu, and you'd an incredibly shitty taste.
>>673434267
>>673434421
Another death sentence it is then.
>>673434421
That's fucked up.
>>673434421
We can make it faster than you can spill it
>>673434603
>>673434571
No need to thank me, friendo. More than happy to keep you company until Tomoko scuttles about.
>pats sad Ruri head
>>673434997
>>673434603
>>673434672
>>673434997
<-
>>673434571
Well i'm just here in the meantime before i go skiing with friends and throw down the football. Man i love sports! Go falcons! Can't wait to have that sex again with ample women at the club.
>>673435181
I don't mean to be pushy, but have you made any progress towards comming art for Holstaur? I'm looking forwards to the symmetrical docking image you suggested
Hang on to the good days.
>>673435216
You laugh now, but lets see how you feel when the most noise you can make sounds like a motorboat!
>>673435464
I have the money, just need to find a good artist, have a few in mind but I'm not sure if they're taking commissions at the moment.
>>673435771
A NU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE
Never forget
>>673434013
Thanks hand-kun.
Seems I make them too often though.
>>673434571
Hey I may not know you but I trust you a lot more than most people.
I'm here every night, and that isn't changing!
>>673435962
I'll cheeki your breeki, comerade.
>>673435771
Welcome back, Stalker friendo.
>>673435986
It's my pleasure, Stocking-kun. That's fine, it's what makes you human. I don't mind a few mistakes here and there.
>>673435891
Gunna have to catch me first. Those two moons on your chest are just going to slow you down.
>>673436169
Touch my "Breeki" and I'll curb job you
>>673436545
Curb job sounds hot.
>>673435011
I may not need to, but I'm thanking you anyways.
>Thanks
And last time she posted, it was pretty late.
So I'm waiting, then!
>>673435216
>Man i love sports! Go falcons!
Kek'd hard.
>>673435986
>I'm here every night, and that isn't changing!
That's the spirit, Stocking would be so proud of you, Stockinganon.
>>673436279
I love how complimentary and nice we get when it's late
>It's cute
>>673436845
"It's a little more involved than simply banging someone's head against the curb. It actually means to force someone to lie down, open their mouth and bite down on the edge of the curb, then you stomp on the back of the person's head with as much force as possble(presumably breaking the person's lower jaw clean off or even cause death). I've heard the term used as far back as 1993."
>>673435962
Howdy ho.
>>673436279
How's Handy?
>>673436886
Thank you Ruri-kun!
I'd say the same to you, cheer up!
Ruri would be proud, you're a great guy.
>>673436886
Well thanks for thanking me for not requiring you to thank me for...
I'll wait with ya, I've got time to spare and I'm sick so I'm not sleeping any time soon!
>>673436900
Cute people do cute stuff, not much you can do about it. Night time just adds to that factor I suppose.
>>673437259
Hand's alright, healing well from last night's affair. Thanks for asking man, you?
>>673436359
Yes but eventually you will be drawn in by their gravity and crash face first, then there is no escape.
>>673437153
That's fucking hot.
>>673437596
now i'm hungry. and only her milk can satisfy me.
Why have I been getting dragged in here all day for?!
>>673437561
I guess so!
I'm certainly not against it. Makes me feel loved.
What are you up to anyway hand-kun?
>>673437718
So is die Flammenwerfer
Gey everyone. Phone just broke. Replacimg it tomorrow.
Until I get it replaced., marie rose, maka albarn, and junko enoshima outskies
>>673438038
Goodnight Marie Rose!
I hope to see you again soon.
>you're the cutest
>>673437561
No problem.
Just wondering why I'm still awake.
>>673437767
You can buy some if you like.
Takin' this feisty bitch with me
>>673438267
no. i only want it directly from the source.
>>673437902
Who knows, I certainly don't. You have a good Friday?
>>673437939
Neither am I.
>Makes me feel loved.
Well you are so that settles that I suppose.
Not much, playing Battlefront 2 while scanning the thread. Pretty laid back night, think I remember reading that Atago was playing KOTR. The plot twist at the end was spoiled for me so now I'm losing interest in it, it's a fun game to....I can't have anything nice.
Nice of you to ask, you up to anything right now?
>>673438038
Goodnight man, hope your phone is fixed soon!
>>673438212
Who knows why, always nice to have you around in the thread though. I'm still awake because of my sick.
>>673438467
Sorry, this feature is unavailable in the beta version
>>673438650
kek
>>673437998
Weapons are sexy.
I like the Gustav.
>>673438773
Only a Carl uses the Gustav
>>673438467
Nah that's reserved for me only.
>>673438577
Oh well, I'll blame it on the weekend.
Sick?
>>673438898
But it so big <3
Claimed.
>>673438577
Ah that sucks man! I get that, if you know what happens you kinda lose motivation to play it.
Yeah I'm having a fairly boring night. Played through hitman and now I'm just sat here browsing the thread and listening to music.
That's why I'm basically replying instantly.
>you are so that settles that
T-thanks hand-kun!
You too!
>>673439336
Yup, had a fever a few days ago and it's finally going down. Still feel like shit though, been exercising to make it feel less shitty.
This scary bitch is mine alone
>>673439346
FGM 148 Javelin/ MK 153 SMAW
Try again
>>673439637
Yeah, planning on playing the 2nd one though. I just wanted to play the 1st before before doing that because I really love a good story and characters. Also a Star Wars fag so that is a big factor.
Never played Hitman myself, looks pretty fun though. Stopped playing Battlefront 2 so I'm basically doing the same thing now.
>T-thanks hand-kun!
Don't need to thank me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIhhoqiSmYA
>>673440272
Super Smash Bros. Crawl.
How do you feel about others fapping to your waifu?
>>673439953
GAU-8
You try again.
>>673440597
Why are there so much of these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kbMH1bVI3w
>>673440168
Huge star wars fag here.
Literally sat in star wars pyjamas right now because I'm a sad case.
Personally fucking love hitman though.
Got all the games.
Also got all the Tom Clancy games because I love them.
>can timestamp if you for some reason want
>>673440272
Are we doing video game OST's now?
>one of my favourites
http://youtu.be/BuAL4Ro1YsA
>>673440920
You can't feel about it if you don't know about it. See? You didn't know I was jerking off to you until I told you I was. How does that make you feel?
>>673441192
The amount of effort that was put into this hurts my soul.
>>673439656
I know that feel, got a bad bronchitis going on currently.
>>673440959
Dem drones, you try again.
>>673441389
Flattered, don't stop.
>>673440272
>mfw i like this more than the original
>>673441437
>>673440959
Nukes
I win
>>673441363
I could talk about those movies for hours and how big of a jew George Lucas is. Cinematic orgasms all over the floor. Kek, that's not sad, that's awesome. Just makes me like you more.
I'm wearing jeans and a sweat shirt right now because I don't own pajamas for the most part. That's far worse.
Nice, I've always enjoyed playing Tom Clancy games with friends. Really fun games.
>can timestamp if you for some reason want
>yes please
>>673441631
I wasn't jerking off to you, but I did answer your question though
>flattered
>>673441694
Nukes are gay.
The Gau-8 vomits 30mm rounds like they're toys.
>>673440272
I didn't fucking listen to the actual song
>end me
>>673441363
What are you playing at Stockinganon you faggot?
Claimed
>>673441922
>I was jerking off to you
>I wasn't jerking off to you
so anyway, how does it make you feel?
>>673441948
>implying I disagree
>>673434571
Is she thinking "Naruto kun"
Screw you she is mine
>>673441694
Dead hand protocol.
>>673442208
>implying implications
>>673442426
Always looks like she's smoking at first.
>>673442658
War never changes...
I can't decide if I want her or want to be her. Which is better, /b/?
MIKASA 5 LYFE FUCK YOUR WAIFFELS
>>673442898
If you're going to die, you can at least make sure that nobody else survives.
are we still doing vidya game OSTs?
I should be heading to bed about now.
Good night, everybody
>>673443192
Alright, goodnight Atago. Hope you sleep warm and well.
>>673443179
Probably.
>>673443082
But we're all going to die either way.
>>673443192
Goodnight you beautiful pair of breasts
>>673443192
Goodnight, Atago!
>>673441839
>pic related
I do have an extremely strange collection too that I may show. Always a laugh to show friends.
>>673443179
I'd like to hear legit vidya OST's.
I posted mine: >>673441363
![pokemon_trainer_blue_by_latiasblue-d46567u[1].png](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1457/747/1457747854711.jpg "pokemon trainer blue by latiasblue-d46567u[1]")
Gotta go with Green. Or Blue.
Fuck it.
Whatever
>>673441363
>Marie Rose Theme
No wonder why you stalk that anon, Stocking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8U7kPp_k4DY
>This guy uploads like 7 of these per week
>>673443192
Goodnight Atago.
>>673438577
It's been an okay friday, I guess. Nothing too exciting.
>>673443641
>fuck my handwriting
kek
Okay, okay I'm gone for real this time
My 2 cents
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBOD8qeCBuc
>>673443192
G'night.
>>673443367
I don't doubt that, but retaliation is always fun.
>>673443641
That's one badass collection. Love the dedication there.
>fuck my hand writing
>hohohoho
Yeah, show it man. I'd be glad to see whatever this mysterious collection is.
And if we're talking about VideoGame OSTS, can't beat Halo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnXwhcOClbk
>>673443954
>Not the only one who noticed that
My fucking person of color.
>>673443856
Hey man, it's a Friday so that's good! Same, just another boring day. At least the weekend is here!
>>673443192
Goodnight milktanker.
>>673443954
Goodnight Atago!
Sleep well!
>>673443833
I'm not lying, I love Marie Rose.
Can't help but stalk her, she's adorable!
>>673444180
Glad you guys noticed heh.
You may be disappointed
Sorry for not being around lately, I just got really upset when someone else had claimed my waifu. You probably didn't worry, or give it any mind, but I'm back for now.
>going to bed shortly though
>>673439537
Insanely good taste, friend.
>>673443641
Alright, I'll contribute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5Ff0fJDTVo
Ranma-chan claimed.
Am I really the only guy with cyberwaifus?
>>673441363
>Are we doing video game OST's now?
I like to listen to this when I'm talking to a certain anon outside of the threads. Or when I'm looking through their old posts. Or when I'm thinking about them in general. I find it to be a wonderful intensifier.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RrVKNN2K7k
>>673444180
You asked for it
>>673444803
There are one or two other anons with a Cyber waifu. They're not around much.
>>673445075
That's quite the collection there m8
>>673444335
I do wear glasses for a reason.
>You may be disappointed
How could I be disappointed, you're great.
>>673444354
Sorry to hear that, friendo. Sometimes it just happens I guess, we're still always happy to have you here. I hope you know that. I was curious as to where you ran off to, glad to know you're alright though. Sleep warm and well.
>>673445075
>wrists are now in orbit
>exceeded my expectations
Sanya is love.
>>673445075
>mfw
>>673445298
Thanks, bud, you made me smile. It's quite late (or early, rather) here, and I've to get up soon, so I'll be going. Good night, sleep well!
>>673445075
I have no words.
>>673445468
Don't mention it, man. Glad I could make you smile, goodnight.
>>673445035
I love this trailer for that game.
http://webmshare.com/play/3rxoq
>>673445129
That's awesome, glad I'm not alone. There's something about a woman who can re-make herself literally that really appeals to me. The epitome of the human experience is self-controlled evolution and mastery over the self, yanno?
>>673445035
Great game.
Great song!
>>673444563
A classic.
I like it, I'm into classic stuff.
Another one for you:
http://youtu.be/kEHxv-juP6s
Very upbeat
>>673445274
>>673445298
>>673445468
>>673445472
I use them for spare cases as most ps2 games come pretty messed up and I like to collect. These games were cheaper than simply buying spare cases.
>they're always hilarious to show off though
claimed, whats up tonight guys
>>673446110
Kek, that's great. I'd love to have a collection like that, you're a pretty funny guy.
>>673446213
Not much man, just sick. Thanks for asking, your night going well?
>>673446368
You're still sick? Dame man just drink a baby for its stem cells at this point.
>>673446213
Hello there, nothing is up here how about you?
>>673446368
its going alright, I'm getting stoned af cuz I had a loooong ass day of pizza making at work and I'm just over it
>>673446368
I have a lot of collections, it'd take a long time to post them all. I'm a big vidya collector.
>AKA loser
Thanks though! You too man, I've laughed quite a lot in these threads.
>>673446213
just hanging out on this thread thats basically it
>>673432711
rachel's mine.
>>673446811
Just sucker punch me in the throat and I'll be hunky dory aside from the rest of my body. Got any extra babies I could use?
>>673446893
Hey man, whatever helps you relax helps you relax. Glad you're at home just chilling out now.
>>673447093
My steam game library is about the biggest collection of games I own. Can't wait for someone to hijack my account and I'll lose all of that.
>AKA loser
I'd say the exact opposite of that, I'd rather you do that than be some boring shitbag who just smokes cigars while day dreaming about all the fun ways he could turn his study into a suicide fun house.
You are who you are and that's great.
>inb4 someone tells me to use a VPN for the video in the picture
>>673446811
I'm realllly tired
>>673447170
haha yeah, I think its a great thread to hang out in, probs my favorite
>>673447534
Well i got this one i was going to de-limb and blind to make into a living sex doll, but you can have it. Your health is more important.
>>673447534
Yeah I have a shit ton of psn games too so can't wait until I lose all of them.
>turn his study into a suicide fun house
T-thats just a side hobby.
I'm a very sarcastic guy so it's extremely hard to convey that in text. I'm extremely thick skinned don't worry man.
I appreciate the pep talk though, feels good man.
As for your picture, you could try using a VP- Oh right.
>>673447564
pretty good taste for a yankee
>>673446893
>Stoned
>>673447534
I am too, fucking corporate came in an inspected us yesterday (I wasn't working) and gave us 0 stars, so now everything is turning to shit cuz all the bosses are there all the time, and the owner, and some black dude from corporate
>>673448438
>yankee
where are you from?
>>673448481
yes
>stoned
and happy
>>673448666
hail satan
>Yurop
>>673447935
Sensory deprivation up the ruptured asshole.
>Thanks man.
>I appreciate the living stem cells
>Satan would be proud
>>673448219
Oh yeah, that's the downside of digitally owned games. We can cry together once the servers get hacked and all the money we've spent goes right down into the drain.
I know a guy whom I constantly Skype with that is always sarcastic and treats nearly everyone like complete and utter shit, can't help but love him. Yeah, thick skinned myself. You kind of have to be when you're using a website like this.
>I appreciate the pep talk though, feels good man.
All for you, bud.
>>673448666
Damn man, that sucks. Sorry to hear that, at least you got Satan trips, I'm sure he'll look over you.
>>673448666
Sorry things are heating up in the kitchen satan
>>673447564
definitely lol. this is the most "accepting" thread if you know what i mean
>>673449062
roll
>>673448914
That's a good point. We are on 4chan after all.
>can't wait until we both wanna die when the servers go down
I'll give you a pep talk one day you lovable faggot
>>673448893
smoke meth hail satan
>>673449021
-.-
>>673449062
cuz we're all losers :D
>>673450126
You're not a loser friend. you seem pretty cool.
>>673448914
>>673449804
If the internet shut down and was destroyed what would you do with your life?
>>673450407
I have an extensive vidya collection so I'd play all of them.
After I'm done with them I'd an hero.
>>673449804
>Can't wait, should be a good time
>I'll give you a pep talk one day you lovable faggot
Eh, I don't like ranting about my life happenings. I'd much rather hear about y'alls, no worries. You're such a nice guy, I really appreciate it. I've met some pretty huge fags before, they're annoying.
>>673450407
Create a world wide regime of waifu in hopes you would all flock to it. Tenryuu would probably do that.
>>673450407
awe thank you :) I like to think so
>>673450407
I would probably make crafts and draw all the time, dedicate my life to art, I think the internet actually keeps me from being productive and artistic
>>673450821
I'll join
>>673450821
Well that's a nice thought. Wonder what your slogan would be.
>>673450676
Gunna at least go out in creative fashion?
I'm listening to Scars on Broadway for the first time, and IMO they're pretty good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ce3blZSy1C0
I had an interesting day at work. I ran a delivery to a meth lab. I didn't know we even had those upnin Green Bay
>>673451162
I'll be glad to accept you.
>>673451369
Not gonna be a thought if the internet goes out. Can you think of one? You're more creative with those sorts of things compared to me.
>>673451860
I could dig that lol
>>673451975
was it Heisenberg?
>>673452016
YAY :D I have friends nowwwwww
>>673444180
If anything, I've been watching the coverage over the Trump rallies getting shut down. What a wild night.
>>673451975
Nice, how much mulah were you given for said delivery?
>Hope you don't get shanked by crack whores
>>673452320
Of course, friendo.
>>673452394
Oh yeah, those would be great. Completely forgot that television was a thing.
Hey, you're all still here!
>>673452320
ayy lmao
>>673452757
Of course we are, told you I'd wait with you until he showed up. Passed out?
>>673452016
ehh i can't think of anything, but your symbol would be a red and blue hand holding a figurine
>>673450821
Hey thanks man. It's good to see some decent people, especially on this website.
For real though I always give my problems to you. I'd like to help you at least once! Not gonna force you or anything but yknow I'm here.
Yeah, there can be some pricks.
>>673451369
Of course, I want people to remember me
>>673452757
Hey Ruri!
Good to see you back, we said we'd be here all night!
>>673452320
Nah, just a scrawny Mexican meth head with what was quite obviously a pistol in his front pocket. When he and his friend started shouting at each other in Spanish, I nearly pissed myself. >>673452749
He did give me a 10 dollar tip, so I guess that's good
Still kinda shaking a bit
>>673452749
hand-kun <3
>>673452762
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye
>>673452757
All, but one normalfag...
>>673451369
>>673452016
>>673452944
A Swastika with the 4chan 4 leaf clover leaves in between each outside bar.
>>673453551
>>673452982
Last quote should be that one.
>>673452982
Damn, that's good. Knew you'd be perfect for the job.
>>673453093
Yeah, it's great to know people like you and the others are out there. Always helps my day. I'm always happy to talk to you when you're feeling down, it's honestly my pleasure. You really don't have to do that, I know you're always here if I need to talk, no worries.
Most people are pricks, that's just life.
>>673453286
At least you got a tip and you're safe now. Poor thing, glad you're safe and sound.
>>673453326
>hand blush
>>673453551
Also a good idea.
>flattered hands
>>673452944
I looked for something to eat without any luck.
I guess Pepsi should do, It's all I have now.
>>673453093
Thank you Stocking, it would be impossible trying to wait without my black skinned folks.
>>673453374
>sad_ruri_I_couldnt_post_4_image_limit.jpg
>>673454069
>Pepsi
My person of color.
