-Civilization Thread-
>Underwater Biome: Sea Camp Autism03d
RULES:
>THE FIRST DUBS AFTER UPDATE decides next course of action for the civ, or any decisions.
>If the first dubs happens to be trips or better, good fortune for civ.
>If 69 shows before dubs, then bad fortune and an unfilled request. (new update/new turn.)
OP doesn't let his people end so easily.
Lets get it going.
>Population: 4
>Resources 40 (-3 per turn)
>Condition: The project is going smoothly.
Forgot to ReSize,
Lets go!
shameless self bump
memes
>>673305383
Researching better agriculture. Also, I think it would be best put this thread in >>>/trash/ so it doesn't 404 so quickly.
>>673306021
absolutely
>>673306237
disgusting
>>673306175
It's picking up. hopefully it sticks around, but these things normally attract a lot of people when I do it
>>673306344
Look at that, wasted my own dubs.
>>673306175
I may actually end up doing that
NIGGERS
>>673307201
Almost. not quite
>>673306175
Rerolling
>>673307496
That's the spirit. keep rolling until something happens. If it can get to page one then we'll have a story.
Feminists provoke privileged men
>>673306175
rolling again
>>673307825
>mah nigger
Civ welcome immigrants to get culturally enriched
>>673308069
>69
>69
>69
civ builds a dirt house
>self destruct
>>673308069
Fuck. Counter rolling for this >>673306175
>>673308243
Rolling for this
>>673308069
>Dark figures can be seen in the distance.
>Population: 4
>Resources 37 (-3 per turn)
>Condition: The people are unaware.
>>673308472
>bomb the power generator
>>673308472
Civ builds a lighthouse
>>673308472
2 of the population leave to find out what the dark figures are. The other two procreate while they're gone
>>673308472
All of the population becomes scorpiongirl hermaphrodites.
>>673308472
>>673308856
>one off
reroll
>>673308778
Rolling for this
>>673308778
rollin
pop bubble
>>673308856
Op here.
wtf mate
>>673308741
Rolling
>>673308778
>>673308856
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKqV7DB8Iwg
>>673308988
gg /thread
>>673309033
oh shit
>>673308988
Winrar. I hope the population develops gills
>>673308778
roooooooooooooooooooooooool
is the civ already killed or what?
>>673308778
Clear winner OP, roll
>>673308988
One of the people decide to "pop" the glass biodome with a needle.
Needless to say, it was a failure.
The rest ponder about his true intentions, and if he is safe for the community.
>Population: 4
>Resources 34 (-3 per turn)
>Condition: The people are slightly worried.
I told you already, I don't let my civ threads die so easily. There is always an out.
>>673309419
bubble popped sooooooo yeah abandon bread
unpop bubble
>>673305383
https://youtu.be/fA8n5NvacYc
>>673309482
>>673309033
Reroll.
>>673309482
Enforce the bubble
>>673309482
Make a farm to generate food/resources
>>673309482
shadowy figures infiltrate dome and enslave population
>>673309482
The 3 worried population shun and gang rape the attempted bubble popper. Afterwards they force him to investigate the dark figures
>>673309482
All of the population becomes scorpiongirl hermaphrodites, additionally, two of the population leave to find out what the dark figures are, and the other two procreate.
>>673309482
build a giant lightbulb to illuminate the dark figures
>>673309482
>>673309735
Reroll
create person fish hybrid
>>673309725
>>673309735
Rolling for either. Pick at will OP
>>673309482
>>673309735
Rerolling again.
>>673309692
Rolling for this.
>>673309482
crucifie the needle boy
>>673309482
>>673309735
Keep on rerolling.
>>673309692
Reroll
>>673309692
rolling
>>673309905
>crucifie
Use needleman as a laborer. Working the fields to start with. Need some agriculture up in this bitch
>>673309482
>>673309735
I got dubs once I can do it again, reroll.
>>673309692
rolling
>>673309482
>>673309735
Reroll.
>>673309725
Roooooooooooll patroooooool
>>673310008
Shameless self reroll
>>673309482
All of the population becomes scorpiongirl hermaphrodites, additionally, two of the population leave to find out what the dark figures are, and the other two procreate, and also build a farm to generate food/resources.
>>673309482
civ adopt a pet hamster
Feed needleman too the fishes
>>673309725
rawl
>>673309482
>>673310173
Reroll.
>>673310171
>rolling
>>673310008
One more roll
Kill and eat needle man
>>673309482
>>673310173
Rerolling.
>>673309482
rape a mermaid
>>673309482
New religion
>>673309482
>>673310173
Keep on rerolling.
>>673309482
>>673310173
Do you believe in dubs, because reroll.
>>673310359
rub a dub dub, check em faggots
>>673310374
This!
holy shit when will someone get dubs
Op here, man you guys really suck at dubs.
Confront needle man and attempt to change his evil ways
>>673309482
>>673310173
Two off, reroll.
Civilization claim Donald Trump as their Lord and saviour
>>673309482
build antenna to contact sweden about cultural enrichment
>>673309692
Rolling
>>673309725
rolling
>>673309482
Civ digs a hole
>>673310489
Reroll
>>673309482
>>673310173
Reroll again
Try to pop the bubble a second time
>>673310489
This
>>673309482
>>673310173
Rolling again.
>>673310008
Rerollinnn
>>673305383
So basically Michelle crashes her car
Gets locked in a bunker with Harold and Emmet
Harold admits to crashing into her car
Harold goes crazy and shoots Emmet in the head
Michelle and Harold get into a fight, causing a fire in the bunker, which Michelle locks Harold in to die.
Michelle leaves bunker to notice an alien invasion
Michelle takes Harolds vehicle to Houston
The end
That's prettymuch 10 Cloverfield Ln
Also it has nothing to do with Cloverfield
>>673309482
make a farm
>>673309482
>>673310173
Rolling again.fdfds
>>673309905
Roll 4 this
Beat the shit out of needle man
>>673309692
The dubs will never came for us
>>673310744
Winrar
>>673310489
Dubs for our saviour!
>>673305383
Dubs for needlebro suicide
>>673310744
winrar, and a smart one also
One of the citizens becomes a madman, and holds 10 people hostage with a gun. Rolling
>>673310744
Winrar
>>673310598
Rolling for this but will elaborate. They dig a hole underneith the confines of the bubble with tools they've made from bark, leaves and grass.
The bitch who tried to pop the bubble must eat leaves for the remainder of his life
>>673310799
Shm wasted dubs
>>673310337
Roll 4 this pls
Plague.
They all decide to appease he dark figures by being dark themselves. They shit in buckets and wear masks of shit
>>673310995
>>673311041
>>673309482
Your people naively adopt a very liberal immigration policy.
Population: 1287
Resources: -45 (Lost the Wal Mart gift card)
Condition: Indigenous natives begin praying to Allah
dark figures are merniggers.
>>673310995
Kapooya
>>673311160
Kek
>>673310744
The civ builds a farm to help with their food supply.
The one who attempted to poke at the dome is put to work the hardest.
>Population: 4
>Resources 33 (-1 per turn)
>Condition: The people are at ease
>>673311188
checked
>>673311247
build another farm
>>673311247
Make a water purifier
>>673311247
>>673311122
>>673311247
Create a granary
>>673311247
All of the population becomes scorpiongirl hermaphrodites, additionally, two of the population leave to find out what the dark figures are, and the other two procreate and build yet another farm.
>>673311247
Time for a fertility orgy to make babbies.
>>673311371
roll
>>673311391
Reroll
>>673311247
>>673311423
Reroll.
>>673311247
build a watch tower
This
make a fire
>>673311247
Begin a miliary campaign to conquer the nearest civilization
>>673311400
>>673311247
All of the population becomes scorpiongirl hermaphrodites, additionally, two of the population leave to find out what the dark figures are, and the other two procreate and build yet another farm along with a water purifier.
>>673311544
boom
>>673311544
winrar
>>673311371
reroll
>>673311544
WINRAR
>>673311247
The bubbler popper develops a pyramid scheme and funnels all of the food to himself.
Chop down 1 tree for resources, plant new trees, and start constructing a multilevel treehouse
>>673311160
dubs take too long cunt
>>673311247
>>673311544
WINRAR
>>673311666
kek
>>673311544
>nope
>>673311400
winrar
>>673311417
Rrrrrroll
>>673311544
>>673308069
two events in one game (insert the hand pinching shit like it's good)
>>673311666
Stan trips for truth
But we really suck at dubs this thread
>>673311550
Penis looks like headcrab from half life /10
>>673311666
wasted trips
Guy poking at the fucking bubble gets stabbed and killed. Tony will be remmebered. blood pours all over the farm produce. ruining half of the crops with aids. (small farm)
>>673311800
Holy shit second dubs I've wasted now
>>673311666
If this isn't irony i dont know what is
Create grid of designated shitting streets while procreating simultaneously to bring a new generation of sea people. Also buil a radio. And make everyone fertile Scorpio hermaphrodites. Also scale farm land to that of the population.
>>673311400
Needleman sabotaged the crops.
All but two of them die from pestilence. What is going on.
The remaining person besides needleman is suspecting, but worried and confused.
>Population: 2
>Resources 33 (stagnated)
>Condition: Sudden catastrophe
>>673312035
Build my fucking multi level treehouse you cunt.
Also plant more trees for more oxygen
>>673312035
build a blacksmith to make better tools and weapons.
>>673312090
Rooooll
>>673312035
Love happens.
>>673312035
Orgy time
make a mud hut
>>673312035
Kill needleman
>>673312035
What about the fucking watchtower >>673311544
>>673312035
Fuck until we have a stable population of 10
>>673312188
WINNER
>>673312035
BREED
>>673312257
roll
>>673312188
Winrar. Twins. +2 population. Put children to work in fields
>>673312035
Pray to the great spaghetti monster for salvation
>>673312035
The remaining person is a woman, make sex with the needleman until she have 3 kids and them kill the needleman
make a hut with sticks
>>673312188
>>673312300
Great minds think alike
>>673312035
The female is raped by a foreigner and impregnated. She feels humiliated and depressed. Right after the baby is born, she kills herself.
Zeus appears. Surplus in resources.
Make designated shifting streets, procreate, and make everyone scorpion hermaphrodites. Ur welcome.
dig a hole for people to live in
>>673312471
poseidon you idiot, we're under water
>>673312035
Remaining civs gain the hability to reproduce fast through eggs
Build a desalinization plant for a source of fresh water which will feed into a reservoir and irrigation canals which will be used to develop farms.
>>673312188
The two humans settle and become infatuated, now with the privacy of just themselves.
Two new lives will be born in two turns!
>Population: 2
>Resources 33 (stagnate)
>Condition: A new beginning, to save us all
>>673312707
find magic lamp, wish for a population of 8
>>673312707
All of the population becomes scorpiongirl hermaphrodites, and build a watch tower, water purifier, granary and another farm.
>>673312707
>>673312793
Reroll.
>>673305383
Niggers enter the civilization
>>673312707
Can I have my multi story tree house now
>>673312707
immigrants arrive to repopulate and bring superior culture
>>673312707
God appears. Surplus.>>673312658
>>673312855
WINRAR
>>673312707
Make a blacksmith to make better tools.
>>673312707
civ builds defenses in the bubble
>>673312688
winrar
>>673312855
yes cuz dubs i guess
>>673312707
>>673312855
WINRAR
>>673312855
Winrar.
Okay, we should scout next turn
>>673312860
roll
>>673312707
they start practicing jutsus from naruto
>>673312855
To simulate a normal life, they decide to construct a house using some resources.
Maybe they can make things work down here. Maybe it isn't so bad.
>Population: 2
>Resources 25 (stagnant)
>Condition: We're almost a family.
sorry for the wait. capchas
>>673313634
Civ digs a hole
>>673313634
All of the population and the babies becomes scorpiongirl hermaphrodites, and build a watch tower, water purifier, granary and another farm.
Make a forge to make tools and weapons.
>>673313634
All of the population and the babies becomes scorpiongirl hermaphrodites, and build a watch tower, water purifier, granary and another farm, and also dig a hole.
>>673313634
Reinforce the bubble.
>>673313721
re roll
>>673313634
>>673313756
Reroll.
>>673313788
winrar
>>673313634
The population plants many new trees anticipating the need for resources.
They also build a graveyard to honor the dead. The Church of poseidon is created
>>673312793
We attempt to arm ourselves, and come up with a name
>jewtopia
>>673313634
more sex
>>673313788
With what? Afterbirth?
>>673314132
yes
>>673314132
sand
>>673313788
>>673313788
They decide to make the dome a little stronger by applying more polymer.
A new human has appeared and will mature in two turns.
>Population: 3
>Resources 24 (-1 per turn)
>Condition: The people feel safe.
>>673313788
Winrar
>>673314132
No, with the magically appearing resources they used to make the tree house
>>673314307
All of the population becomes fertile scorpiongirl hermaphrodites, and build a watch tower, water purifier, forge and another farm, and additionally dig a hole.
>>673314307
Church of Poseidon. Expand all avaiable resources
>>673313634
>>673312688
Where's my desalinization plant? If they don't build one I don't see anywhere else that they're gonna get potable water.
>>673314307
>>673314380
Reroll.
Construct additional Pylons
>>673314307
CIV DIGS A HOLE
>>673314307
black spots come closer and closer, bringing their superior culture
>>673314307
The female is raped by a foreigner and impregnated. She feels humiliated and depressed. Right after the baby is born, she kills herself. The father must now wait for his daughter to mature.
>>673314307
>>673314380
Reroll. wew
>>673314466
FUCK I GOT DUBS TOO >>673314477
>>673314446
You must construct additional pylons.
>>673314307
needleman sacrifices the new human for one of his satanic rituals
>>673314307
make a bigger farm with water canals
>>673314477
win?
>>673314466
Winrar. Dig the hole and worship Poseidon in their name
>>673314466
Winrar
>>673314466
WINRAR
>>673314590
It appears the people have declared the other one winrar
make a bigger farm
>>673314722
no, you winrar buddy
>>673314466
The people think it's a good idea to dig a hole. Not only for getting rid of the bodies, but to also possibly find more resources.
>Population: 3
>Resources 23 (-1 per turn)
>Condition: What wonders await us.
>>673311247
give the dome popper a fully functioning ar15 with 200 rounds of lethal amunition. and a 8ball of cocaine
>>673314896
they start practicing naruto jutsus all day
>>673314896
BUILD A MONUMENT IN OUR LORD AND SAVIORS NAME. POSEIDON.
Expand all resources
>>673314896
The female is raped by a foreigner and impregnated. She feels humiliated and depressed. Right after the baby is born, she kills herself. The father must now wait for his daughter to mature.
>>673314307
A massive whale busts through the dome, fallowed by Poseidon. Poseidon then kills everyone and rapes his own whale and leafs like a tree.
Construct a mine , and cannibalise the dead (not immediately, add it to the reserves)
>>673314896
civ digs another hole
>>673314963
reroll
>>673314971
Re-roll
You have to Construct additional Pylons
>>673314896
an antenna to contact the surface, more precisely Sweden. They ask them about the black dots
>>673314896
Needlebro suicide
>>673315022
WINRAR
>>673314960
roll
>>673314963
FOR POSEIDON ROLL FOR DUBS
>>673314559
reroll
>>673314937
reroll
>>673314896
>>673315022
WINNAHHH
>>673315022
We have a winrar
>>673315022
WINRAR
>>673314896
Keep digging, and name the hole The Rectum
>>673315022
WINNRAR
>>673315077
DOUBLE WINRAR
>>673315165
roll
>>673315200
DOUBLE WINRAR
They all become niggers and pull bananas out of their ass's and kill each other with them.
>>673314937
>>673315120
tripple reroll except nedleman cant od on the coke
The thread dies and OP kills himself.
>>673315412
fuking dubs dammit>>673314937
>>673315570
GL HF GH LF
post map OP pls bb uwu
they make a farm with a mud hut for storage
>>673315022
The build the antenna to contact Sweden.
They are informed that the underwater project is planned to see if the survival of humans in sub aqua conditions is possible.
They are also informed that they are in a highly infected region of tiger sharks, but they should be okay because of the dome.
The third human matures and is able to work.
>Population: 3
>Resources 24 ( +1 per turn)
>Condition: Finally getting adjusted.
is OP kill?
>>673315737
Expand hole to start mining mineral resources.
Plant some more trees while you're at it, also church of poseidon
also good thread OP you're not a faggot
>>673315737
civ go mining for resources
Construct additional Pylons to power the antenna.
>>673315710
reroll
>>673315772
RAWL
WE BUILD A WALL
>>673315737
All of the population becomes fertile scorpiongirl hermaphrodites, and build a desalinization plant for a source of fresh water which will feed into a reservoir and irrigation canals which will be used to develop farms, and additionally expand the farm, and begin worshipping Serket.
Play in the hole.