most days normally but she's on her period atm and has lost all sex-drive
Once a day whenever I'm staying at their place (which is every other week). Feels good man.
>>673018605
No gf no blow
15 times a day
today my gf has found out that i cheated on her with another girl.i guess it`s no BJ march for me.
actually quite rarely like once per month, but I don't mind, she's shit at it anyway
>>673019237
I believe you anon.
>>673018605
Once every 1-2 months.
That's why I cheat.
Never and she was horrible at it. Small mouth, big dick and all that. Fucked her near every time I saw her, though.
>>673019275
this unfortunately
she lets me fool around in her bunghole so i dont really care
>>673019361
Jesus can't blame ya nigga
Been married for way too long. Can't remember the last time I got a blowjob.
once every 2 years
>>673018605
Yeah about the same for me but after 16 years I'm not complaining.
My gf loves to suck cock. 4 times a week seems about right, give or take.
Every time we meet which is basically 4-6 times a week.
Luckily every time she sees me. She loves sucking cock and she's really good at it so who am I to deny her?
Never has, never will probably...
>>673019496
Shit wife bro.
Married 9years and still get it 2-3times a week. Gotta keep the spark going. She says its an incentive to not cheating. Gotta say it works.
>>673019764
Fuck that
My ex was pretty selfish with a lot of things and her giving head was a rarity and a lot of the time if i didn't cum within 10 mins she'd stop and say she was just teasing me and 'torturing' me so it'd feel worse, plus she wasn't that good at it.
Once every two or 3 days. Can't complain
I was with my girl for the last 9 years up until jan. She would blow me maybe 3-4 time a year and only for about 1-2 min at the most. She would just start in on a handjob as soon as she could. Feelsbadman.jpg
We are not together anymore
>>673019891
this
if you're not quick, they just say it's a "tease"
>>673019496
8 years this monday. Sex? Blowjob? Shit. Im barely allowed to touch her after 3 kids.
In my case.. She never gave me one. And she doesn't want to. Meh bros. Meh.
Once a month maybe
>>673019782
your girl gets it. Mine did not. At one point while bangin she actually said "are you done yet, hurry up." in a mad/bored voice. I just gave up
2 times a week or so. Rarely makes me cum
>>673019891
Yeah, no shit you need more than ten minutes to cum, if she sucks at giving head. And I mean sucks Bad. Did you tell her at some point?
>>673020029
Was she the type of bitch that still expected you to go down on her?
>>673019764
because she is probably sucking someone else off.
>>673019782
Agreed. If she wasn't the mother to my kids I wouldn't give a shit.
>>673020029
I feel ya
Providing another perspective.. I am the gf of the bf.
About 3-5 times a week, sometimes half assed if he's woken me up to fuck or I'm just not that into it (stress, period and various other factors that affect sex drive).
All I know is higher quality blow jobs lead to higher quality sex.
So ladies, try to suck that cock like you mean it. The returns are worth it.
Curious though when you ask this question are you talking just dick in mouth or the whole 9 yards from start to finish?
Pretty much everytime she wants to fuck. Guess that's her way of letting me know. Beats the hell out of a bunch of foreplay. Can't complain, gives great head as well.
>>673018605
Source?
Only if it's an actual video, not just a set.
one every month and thats if i ask her to. otherwise it may be once per year...
>>673020006
Yeah, 2 kids here. Making advances is more dangerous than a minefield, not worth the hassle.
>>673020180
4 possibilities
1; she's lost her sex drive due to some medication or medical condition
2; she's not fucking you because she's angry with you in some deep seated manner
3; she's developed some sort of mental illness or dysfunction
4; she's cheating on you on the reg
Sorted in reverse order of likelihood
>>673019237
Peanut butter and you poodle counts. I believe you anon.
>>673019275
Gotta love those teeth.
2 maybe 3 times a week. Just about every time we have sex
>>673020339
Nah, she just think, that's unsanitary and a bit disgusting.
3-4 times a week
GF is weird and likes to blow me as a distraction. Like when I'm playing videogames or when I don't want to get out of bed.
>>673020444
femanon
i just got back together with my ex
thought we would have crazy sex because of reunion, i mean it should be right
im totally down for everything
go down on her everytime and makes her cum
she's sucked my dick twice since we got back together 5 weeks ago
i dont get it
and she's not very good at it. only cum 1-2 times from blowjob in the 4 years ive seen her
how do i tell her to suck my dick?
i dont wanna be in a non-dicksucking relationsship.
My wife and I have been married eight years. Anytime and every time I ask her to or when I whip my dick out she sucks it. So usually five to six days out the week. It's pretty nice!
>>673020444
I'm great at eating pussy and tbh this is the main reason I went to so much effort to get so good at it
>>673018605
Once on our 2 month relationship, then never again
>>673020385
I doubt that. Her sexdrive is kinda non-existing and she she has to much stress to actually cheat on me. Believe me, if I knew she was cheating, ID be long gone.
In a week I'd say more then 10 times, usually casual shit or a kiss and a lick cause I whip out my dick, but full on sassions I'd say 2 times a week
>>673020762
So she doesn't take up the pooper then?
2 times a week.. but without finnishing..
Its shitty without cum
everytime i want/ask it, which is like once a month
>>673020695
it's not that, and she can take it all (I'm 7.8inch) but idk just doesn't feel great
I went flop in her mouth once... she cried
>>673020599
Organise a roster, it sounds shit but it completely changed sex for me and my missus.
>making and getting rebounded on thousands of advanced, she wonders where the spark has gone
>mfw
>>673019023
Same, dude.
>>673019023
Women are usually most horny during their period.
>>673020794
Oh i feel with you.. no cumming in months now
>>673020444
Nice trips!
I believe what your saying is right. My wife does it full force knowing she'll get taken to pound town or get ate in return!
>>673020599
Youre not joking /b/ro
At least 3 times a week usually more
Always swallows.
>>673018605
5 times this last week,
I dont get to finish on her mouth but i still get lots of head
6 months....no blowjobs...I'm dying and imma kill someone
>>673020616
Or he's unattractive. Obviously.
Most of the people who complain about lack of sex after marriage aren't getting fucked because they let themselves go. I'm married 11 years with three kids, get laid 2 to 4 times a week. Because I'm not a disgusting fatbody.
My bf never wants blowjobs. I'd give them to him daily if he would let me.
Why would he not want a bj?
>>673021129
Cameron?
As often as I want. Basically any time I want to fuck but she's not feeling it.
>>673021156
because you're shit at them
1/5 times I'll cum from her giving head. She swallows but sucks at getting me off. Gotta start thinking about my hot friends
>>673021156
May think it's rude to ask. Just do it he won't complain I assure you.
>>673020599
I don't know why! My wife after four kids gives it every time I ask. It may be just pull the pants down and bend over but fuck it! Maybe you need to constantly remind her she is sexy or whatever. Women love to know their beautiful and such.
>>673021156
Because you suck at it, and are doing it for yourself, not for his pleasure, and he knows that.
>>673018605
Whenever I tell her to and most of the time she's trying even when I don't
Faggots, man up
>>673021146
Heh, dude I'm the guy that let himself go and gets laid ~3 times a week, a good friend who's about 65-70kg is lucky to get laid twice a year.
>>673020616
Nah shes a nurse so she works alot and she'd be way too scared to cheat, she can't even go to the mall by herself shes so anxious. We have a kid together and I knew back in the day that she didn't have the greatest sex drive in the world but I never thought it would come to this. There were def other problems though that resulted in our breakup. I do still miss her though and it sucks only having my kid 2 days a week.
>>673018605
All the time, ever. I'm so lucky. ...please help me i can't stop bragging
5 times in 8 months... she's a lazy cunt, but I'm teaching her.
>>673021156
I'm the same. I never came from a blow job. Either 3 different girls sucked at them or some people just don't like BJs. I'm going with #2
>>673019361
This.
>>673018605
daily sometimes multiple times a day if she has time.
>>673021403
Circumcision is a bitch
>>673018605
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SAUCE
Once a month maybe? She's not a fan of it, says she produces too much saliva and that she gags easily. But she's not one of the ones who expects me to go down on her. I go down on her before fucking though. Makes my job easier making her orgasm. I have a slightly below average peener so foreplay is important for me to be able to get her off. No pooper action as well though. She rides my Dick like a pornstar though
>>673019764
cut that cunt off
>>673019782
Same here. Wife blows me 2-3 times a week because her vagina needs a break every two days or so. Got a blowjob yesterday actually
She used to be enjoy it mainly cause it made me happy and feel good but she stopped recently cause we are going through a rough patch and shit but used to be almost everyday some times twice
Once every hundred thousand years or so. She isn't good at it, and at this rate, never will be.
whenever I want her to...
But I never want her to anymore.
>>673021224
But I can't get good at them if I don't practise. How else can I get better at them if he won't let me?
>>673021287
He does complain! He pushes me away whenever I try to do anything sexual with him.
>>673019361
Same.
I cheat all the time. That cunt only blows me every 3 months.
>>673018605
My ex used to suck my dick everyday, some times 2 times a day, she would get an orgasm every time I came in her mouth, so she really loved it.
With new girl for an year and something already, sucked my dick once, right after we had the oral sex talk.
I hate her.
11 years into relationship n whenever we really get down to it properly. Never happens with quickies but when we're going for good few hours we tend to.
So probably once a month, if I can get it in her mouth while asleep more
>>673018605
She's quite a giver tbh, I'm just not into blow jobs (first one I ever got had waaaaay too much teeth involved, been a turn off for me ever since).
>>673018605
Everytime we have sex, it's part of the foreplay.
We have sex at least twice a week.
>>673021690
lose some weight
>>673021690
Sounds pretty gay
>>673021146
I actually had some major cancer surgeries back in 2013 and have been very body focused since then so thats def not it. I'm in better shape now at 32 than I was at 25.
Once every 2-3 months, I don't care though, she's as bad as me when it comes to sex, that and she lets me stick it in her ass
>>673018605
My wife loves sucking dick. She sees sucking dick in the same way as making out. She sucked so much dick that now she is so Fucking good at it.
She really loves it so our sex always begins with or ends with her sucking my dick.
2x a day, in the morning and night sex
If i wana i just put it in her motuh and make her suck it, she never complains, but not big fan of it so usually i just fuck her and cum in her mouth.
>>673021156
He likes guys, get out asap.
>>673018605
i-i don't have a gf ..
>>673018605
Currently any time before we have sex 4-5/week
Ex: one a month I put my dick in her mouth
>>673019764
Bailout dumbass, bailout!
>>673021705
>With new girl for an year and something already, sucked my dick once
Yeah, that's enough for me to dump a girl. I love oral sex too much.
My Asian Filipino gf gives me two bjs a week. She use to throat balls deep, but can no longer because her wisdom teeth are infected. Going to the dentist soon, and after she heals up, my cock is going down her throat.
She'll take my load but spit, and that's fine.
>>673018605
only when she is drunk! Once in a month!
>>673021690
How about you stop being a faggot then?
>>673021308
Fuck that. Soon as I put that ring on her finger, things soon changed. i'll stick to growing old and bitter.
>>673022013
>She'll take my load but spit, and that's fine.
Agreed, I don't care what she does with it after I'm done.
>>673021773
But I'm 5'8 and 130. There's not much weight left to lose. >_<
>>673021690
Leave him. Hes either gay or cheating on you.
2 times a day if she's currently residing in my residence 1 time every 3 days if she's at her place
fuck 1 time every day
I feel so fucking loved
>>673021156
You have bad teeth m8. Or he's self conscious of his dick smell
Used to be once a day
Now it's more like a few times a month
Dat feel
>>673018605
every time if we meet up
but on average every 2 days
>>673020794
>>673020794
Happy to help.
A few questions:
1. Have you/Do you try to encourage face sitting into 69?
This can be a good way to get her excited about having a dick in her mouth.
2. Is she a very sexual girl or more of shy, prudish type?
Because she may just be insecure about her 'skills' and prefer not to suck your dick because she's afraid it's shit, she might be thinking "well it will be better for him if he just fucks my pussy instead"
Try telling her, in the right circumstance, small pointers or things that you like. eg. I love it when you 'xyz'.
Also be more vocal/responsive when she is sucking you off so she knows what you like. I don't mean vocal as in you have to tell her straight just small signals like moaning or responding to her tongue/touch etc.
3. What position are you in when she's sucking your dick?
If my bf is lying down I prefer to have my ass facing him because it's easier to go deeper from that angle rather than being between his legs. Also he can finger me or play with my clit so it's a win-win really.
Basically my perception is she either doesn't feel comfortable enough with herself or.. she's a cunt.
I wouldn't know because I haven't had female attention let alone attraction in 4 years
>>673018605
my ex would suck me off at least once a day if i decided to stick my dick in her face. chick i'm messin' with now is the same way.
>>673021049
My ex gf used to swallow all the time but my current gf would kill me if I ever came in her mouth.
>feelsbadman.jpg
>>673022170
>Yeah, that's enough for me to dump a girl. I love oral sex too much.
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>>673022084
>Anonymous 03/09/16(Wed)15:43:52 No.67302
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>>673021795
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NEWFAGSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I can make her suck my dick whenever I want during sex or even in public. She really loves it. It makes her feel submissive.
>>673022170
>69
THIS POSITION SUCKS ASS!
Tried it with a few girls, and questioned them about it afterwards. None of us cared to do it again.
>>673019606
I know that feel
>>673022292
You're cute.
>>673018605
I get nothing anymore ever since my twin boys were born.
(2 .5 years old. ) I cheat on the regular, I have 3 other women currently and in the past couple of years I've been with about 14 of them.
>>673022274
My current only lets me cum in her mouth of I have already came 2+ times that day. She will swallow, just doesn't like a big load.
>>673022292
>>673022292
What does that even mean?
>>673022375
o o-oh stop it you..
>>673018605
just broke it off with my lady friend. she used to blow me before sex everyday. Used to make me cum buckets all the time.
>>673022415
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>>673022441
>What does that even mean?
>>673022348
You must not be doing it right. Or one or both of you are fat. Which is fine, I guess. But then it won't really work for you two.
>>673022119
you're also a dude pretending to be a girl, faggot
Every day. Morning or night...te bigger the load, the better. She cant get enough cum
>>673022463
>>673020982
True with all my ex's. My current girlfriend though, her ex's made her feel like periods were disgusting and whatnot. So she has trouble feeling comfortable on her period. And I've actually heard this story from more women.
So apparently theres a retarded breed of men, ruining it for the rest of us.
>>673022622
No shit, but my bf still won't let me suck him off whenever I want.
5 times a week brothers. 42 y/o anon here. Begs me to cum in her mouth. She's not that great at it - teeth and all that... But the worst I ever had was amazing. blowjobs all the time really makes up for the fact that she has 2 piece of shit deadbeat kids that would rather chew their arms off than look for a job.
>>673022119
Maybe he just wants to suck your cock, then.
5 years and not a single blowjob. She thinks it's gross.
>>673022731
Let me be your boyfriend.
Sauce please op
>>673018605
Before we have sex. 7+ times a week. She is a sub, and loves to please. I know smiley's are not welcomed, but it works, fam.
:D
>>673021156
you're bad at it or he only likes bj's from men
>>673022985
Tell her you think she is gross.
>>673022463
Google-kun?
>>673023092
i am a man
Lets flip the question. How often would you go down on your girl if she wanted it? provided you got nothing back, like when she gives you a bj but gets nothing in return.
>>673019237
Well I suppose that's only to be expected, in prison.
>>673018605
The best looking girl i had a relationship with (god tier ass and tits) would blow me 1 or 2 times A MONTH, and would fuck like 2 times a week from the beginning to the end.
Got frustrated for 1 year, living with her and seeing this wonderful body i couldn't fuck every day.
It broke the relationship, i went full crazy and she dropped me because of this frustration which pissed me off 24h a day.
If your girl don't satisfy you, even if she's perfect everywhere else, it will blow at some point. Prepare yourself, forget about her.
>>673022886
No feminine penises are not made to be sucked
>>673018605
BJs once a week, no questions asked. Sex twice usually.
1 or 2 since we have a baby (7 months)
Before that she was sucking me 1 or 2 per week
Baby changes everyfuckingthing
>>673020794
repeat after me "why don't you suck my dick more often ? i like it and i can lick your pussy whenever you want."
if she doesn't, she's a stupid bitch so drop her.
>>673019764
Jeez bro. Really? /B/ros gotta spell it out?
she usually only let's me blow her
>>673023322
Oh, my bad, dude. I still don't really know trap culture.
>>673018605
As often as I wanted. She gets off on my smell. Made her my wife. Nothing has changed. Life is good.
unless your girl can deepthroat its not worth. would rather just fuck or eat pussy
Literally every time I tell her to; even when I'm driving.
>>673023322
Definitely let me be your boyfriend then. Your guy is a dumb fucking idiot.
>>673022348
>questioned them about it afterwards
wat
>>673019023
Moron. Women are the horniest on their period. Wether they're confident enough to pursue sex is dependent on the woman.
>>673023373
When they start going to school is a godsend mate
>>673022985
Same here. She thinks it's disgusting to have a dick in her mouth.
>>673019023
>>673020982
Yeah my girl is retarded horny when she's on her period. She wants to fuck nonstop. Sometimes I oblige but usually I say no because the blood freaks me out. Not that it's touching my dick or anything, because it's blood.
Also no blowies from my girl at all. She's awful at then so I told her and now neither of us goes down we just fuck. We've got a "friend" who does that stuff for us.
Mine does it all the time. I think she likes it more than i!
Anytime I feel like it. Been with her for 7 years so im guessing over a thousand times.
>>673023187
oh, well you're bad at it or he like bj's from women
right now my girl in another city, but when we were living together we would have sex on average 5-6 days a week and she'd blow me every time.
>>673019394
Same.
>>673018605
Like... once in a year, maybe twice. Doesnt help she's boring as fuck in bed now a days too. Add to that that we rarely have sex anymore aswell.
I think mine has a weird fixation.
She will blow me before sex. She also likes to "clean up" after sex. Sometimes she even falls asleep with my cock in her mouth.
She will even pull it out and suck it for no reason, like while we are watching a movie or talking. I'll even tell her that I'm not up for it sometimes and she says "I know, I just like sucking it."
Pretty rad, tbh.
>>673024333
Pretty rad until she has a nightmare and chomps down on your cock in her sleep.
Everytime I ask her, which makes it 1-2 times a day. I love BJ and she's really good at it
>>673024464
>>673018605
My gf is terrible at it. She tries, bless her heart, but I'd rather just fuck her tbh. Putting my dick in her mouth is just for foreplay purposes. Which is a thing on pretty much every time we fuck, so i guess the answer is often OP. For the 5 days or so she's on the rag, I just jack off in the shower.
My last 2 gfs were such God damn good dicl suckers. Like suck start a leaf blower good. But they rarely blew me after the honey moon period was over.
>>673024123
I dont get it, whem im bored with my girl i just make smthing new, i dress her however i want, i fuck her whereever i want, i tie her, i strangle her, i deep throat her. I dont know man, if you have girl that is boring it means she will do anything you want as long she dosent have to do much. For me that is a win, i laugh at her when she ask if we can make love tonight and fuck her like whore i outfits no sane woman would wear. In the end, she fucking loves it.
>>673018605
Like, maybe once a month, if I'm lucky.
I'm not marrying her.
Thankfully she likes to be face fucked and gagged so I get it when ever I want really.
In the 3 years we were together, a total of 4 times.
4 fucking times.
>>673019393
Some girls pretend to be bad at blowies so they don't have to do them all the time. Just something my girl told me.
PS she sucked at blowies at first until I coaxed that out of her. Now I just get them when she's in the mood which is fine because that mouth is more fire than my mixtape.
>>673021771
where is this from?
Mine hates oral sex. I Never actually went down on her because she doesnt like it. Don't know what to do
In the last 2 years not one single fucking time
>>673019925
I can see why. It took you 9 years to figure out she wasn't the right girl for you?
>>673018605
What the hell is the sauce in this she looks exactly like someone I know by the face
>>673022717
I will never ever have sex with a girl on her period and you can whine as much as you want i don't give a fuck
>>673021771
i'm gay but when the muslims joined in i kek'd
Well I dont have a gf at the moment, but my last one would pretty much any time I asked. She didnt like it, and hated the taste of cum. Never did want me to come in her mouth but a few times I didnt tell her I was about to. Got slapped for it lol. But felt good. Best thing was she liked giving road head for some reason. Nothing better than playing with her asshole while shes sucking me on a long boring drive.
>>673025211
i wouldn't either it's quite gross imo. the bloody vag smell stinks too
Never only BJ 'cause we have sex from one to three times a week
>>673023195
I don't think anyone here would have a problem going down on their girl if it means a blowjob. The thing with my wife is she doesn't want a sloppy pussy all the time. If I am horny and she doesn't feel like having sex she will just suck my dick. She doesn't have a problem with it I don't see why anyone else would. I would never turn down going down on her and she knows it. She just don't wanna have a mess in her pants all the time, there is no mess from a blowjob
ex fiancée did this thing where she thought sucking dick was gross, except for when I would be completely distracted with something else where she'd deepthroat it fucking ONCE and when I'd tell her to keep going she'd laugh and say ew no
She also was a boring fuck, she'd just lay there and take it like a dead fish. Said doggy hurt, when she was on top she'd kinda just sit there like 'what am I supposed to do', and she wouldn't let me eat her pussy because "that's gross"
Looking back, I have to ask myself why I stayed with her for so long.
Fortunately I fucked a fine little Filipino girl daily for the last few months I was with that cunt.
Every time we have sex. So a few times a day.
>>673025308
>>673025392
'girl'
My wife sucks and licks my balls while I jerk it off, eventually finishing in her mouth. We do this mostly when we are too tired to fuck and I just want to get off.....probably a couple times a week.
I actually prefer that to a blowjob.
difficulty = old and tired with kids
>>673023373
I have 3 kids and she blows me at least twice a week. Other days it's sex. Your doing it wrong man
>>673024723
Speaking as an anon who doesn't even like blowjobs, that's some rough shit dude
>>673025480
>t. neckbeard turbovirgin
>>673018605
Whenever i want, which is never considering i dont like blowjobs
>>673018605
Every time I see her so about twice a week.
Married 6 years, 2 kids. She blows them more than she blows me.
>>673023538
Big dick problems. Only deep throat I get is followed by instant gag and almost vomit. But half of my dick is the cleanest part of my body
>>673025253
to add to what I said, towards the end of our relationship I got tired of her not letting me cum in her mouth so I just stopped telling her I was about to cum. She broke up with me not long after I started doing that. Lol maybe thats why? LOL. I dont give a fuck
>>673025392
why the fuck did you ask that girl to marry you fam
>>673022985
Well she's got you perfectly trained then, doesn't she. And I bet she crows about it to all her friends when they sit around with a nice glass of char-DONNAY comparing notes on their respective cucks.
>>673021156
He probably doesnt like them. I dont. My girlfriend has gave up trying
>>673025673
But I have a girl on the side which i meet about once a week so three bj's a week on a normal week.
Feels good.
Used to get a blowj every day when I visited her... now we live together and it's vagina or no game.
:'( I was warned. "Don't move in with her you won't be able to do what you want and no more blowjobs"
Pic relayed it's me tryna get a blowj
Mines got too small of a mouth for mine so my dick rubs up against ger teeth sometimes
>>673025898
just wait til she loses a few, enjoy that small time before the next ones come in
>>673025346
i'm on about going down on her without getting anything in return. how often do guys expect bjs without having to give anything in return, just because you wan't to get off. would most men go down on their girl for nothing in return just because she wanted to get off? doubt it
yet a girl is selfish if she won't give you a bj. kek
>>673025898
This happens to me too. I don't have a massive dick but it's too big for my gf's mouth and the bj is horrible. I rather just jerk off on her face.
>>673025989
Shit thats not that bad of an idea.
>>673025680
legit why i am never getting married
>>673019782
what a great contract, lol.
I'll blow you so that you don't cheat on me.
Your wife is smart, i'll give her that, but that's the least romantic thing i've ever heard.
I don't get nearly enough bj's from my wife, but we don't lie about it.
Hope you get the dog in the end, bro.
>>673019496
I know the feeling bro.....
>>673026002
Read my post again. Girls usually give head when their vagina is sore or boyfriend or husband is horny and the girl isnt. If getting a blowjob means eatting puss no man would turn it down. Girls don't require it so men don't do it. It's really that simple
>>673025802
bro idk, young and stupid I suppose
the pussy was a perfect 10/10 tho, on the rare occasion I got in it
>>673021705
>she would get an orgasm every time I came in her mouth, so she really loved it
>real sex is just like porn
Top lel
>>673026336
Bullshit. I have had several girls who craved getting licked. My current gf expects me to return the favor. Something I don't mind doing.
>>673026002
I dont get why a guy wont go down, I loved to eat my exes pussys. Better than sex, go 69, you are getting to put your dick in a hot wet thing PLUS you have tasty pussy in your face. But all my exes were young, I'm only in my 20s. Dont have a gf now, but shit man id fucking put a dollop of daisy on those pussies. Id spread warm chili and shredded cheese on those pussies (actually did this once, ate every bit of it off her) (we were both drunk) no regrets.
Never cuz she dislikes it. Says she doesnt like the taste and it makes her jaw hurt. Any advice on how to change her mind bros?
>>673020599
Same here anon. The biggest issue is she doesn't feel "as sexy" since either kid's birth probably because she never lost the damn baby weight. She's still sexy but now she's a little chunky so she just hates on herself.
Meanwhile my sex drive has stayed exactly the same since we got together 10 years ago back when we did it 1-3 times a day. Sucks being horny 24/7/365 and only getting BJs or Sex 1-3 times a week (the 2 / 3 times are the lucky weeks where I asked enough times).
The annoying fucking thing is she still gets off almost every time we have sex but then she doesn't want to do it until I have to practically drag her ass into the bedroom. Bitch, don't you WANT to get off?
BAH. Some days I wish I was a faggot.
>>673026587
put chocolate syrup or whipped cream on your cock and make her lick it all off
>>673018605
once or twice a day
Depending on if we do it or not
>>673025211
>>673025308
you shits best be underage, either that or I feel very sorry for your sex lives.
>>673026587
Girls can argue for hours on end. Girls can gossip for hours on end. Girls can eat for hours on end.
>suck dick for 5 mins
>mouth hurts
>want guy to lick/drown for 30min
>this is ok
>>673026587
if she doesn't give you a blowjob, than fuck her in the mouth
mine sucks it regulary, she is not very good, she is ok, but I get it 3-4 times a week, sometimes every day, it depends. So she is not as good as pornstar, but I can fuck her in the mouth, push it deeper and deeper in her throat, then I just use her as sex toy. She swallows, doesn't complain..
I get about 4 blowjobs a week, mostly in the shower,
>>673026587
slap her in the face and tell her to shut up and suck it properly or you'll go elsewhere to get your dick sucked
works for me
>>673026467
>>673026567
see I ate my last ex every day. It was a thing, it was the only way I could get her to orgasm. Now she could rub her clit while we were fucking and orgasm, But I usually ate her to orgasm before we fucked. Shes usually get to cum twice.
>>673021358
Your wife sounds like mine in the social anxiety, and sex drive bit. We used to fuck almost daily before we were dating. And when we did start dating it started to get less frequent. Now that we're married I'm lucky to get touched once a month. Nothing like halfhearted handjobs on my bday...
>>673026816
yeah this virgin is writing fantasy fiction
Once every two or three months, and it rarely last longer than 5 minutes.
I wanna kill myself.
>>673026520
Did I say every girl. Do people even read posts before they respond? I was answering some anon who said would a guy go down on a girl and not expect anything in return and the short answer was yes. Read the fucking posts
One sure way to end blowjobs is to get married.
>>673026898
this, kek
>>673026884
Fuck that.
>>673026898
sure buddy boi
everybody is a virgin just like you
>>673021690
Damn. As a married guy I'd be in heaven. I don't understand. My wife isn't that great at blowjobs but fuck it they're still amazing anyway.
>>673026933
No, u..
The more years you are married the less head you will get.
>>673018605
I've found that girls will only blow you if they think theres a chance you'll leave them for someone else.
Once they think you're committed, the blowjobs go away.
>>673018605
Once a day I'd say... but I am VERY lucky
>>673018605
Once every two months or so... No hand jobs - ever. And she's got a chronic yeast thing. I've had sex twice in six weeks. Been married 3.5 yrs. This is fucking teriblè.
>>673019237
Each stroke doesn't count as one
>>673026791
well i'm not a primitive moron who can't wait 5 days each month to stick my dick in a cunt
>>673027022
>no ur a virgin
>says the kid suggesting to just force your cock in a girl's mouth and throatfuck her, because she doesn't like giving blowjobs
most of you are pussys, if your gf doesn't want to suck your dick then find another one who will
simple as that
Haven't happened yet, she's shy as fuck so I don't know if it will happen eventually
>>673027196
I feel for you, anon. Why not find a girl on the side?
>>673024333
Not going to lie I fucking hate you. I'm not bitter at all. Fuck my wife told me her friends were talking about how guys love being woken up with a blowjob or sex and she promised to do that to me. It's been an ENTIRE YEAR since that fucking conversation. Guess how many times she's done that to me? Whatever number you guessed is way too fucking high.
>>673027023
It's because at least you're getting blown.
>>673027020
Oh and god help me if I even suggest a blowjob... My sex life is kill..
>>673027225
learn to greentext faggot
>>673021690
Hes fucking someone else or hes gay or you just really suck at it, but instead of shitting it all over the internet have you actually tried too talk about it with him? Iwould say if you did and he doesnt got a straight answer he is either gay or cheating
>>673023872
>We've got a "friend" who does that stuff for us.
wait.. so which one of you is the cuck in the relationship?
>>673019361
>>673021696
>>673019606
>>673022365
>>673019764
...
so why again are you in a relationship where you don't get a satisfaction? jeez... i'm not all in for cheating but i hope you do at least a few times
>>673019622
kek
>>673018605
Is that Andrea?
>>673026657
Yup, except no sex at all on my end.
>>673025765
exactly like shits not even chill and my girl just complains her jaw hurts after 5 min
When I first met her all the time then she just wanted to fuck. She's a lame bitch that's why I got her cousin to suck my dick and its so much better.
Teeth marks so bad i had to get tetanus shot
>>673027225
nobody was suggesting forcing cock in mouth you illiterate virgin
wait so are we not doing tits or gtfo anymore? Has everyone in this thread been on 4chan for less than a year?
>Mfw actual newfag invasion
>>673027249
Bitch when you live together and she can take you for everything your worth because "all you care about is sex" then how the fuck do you propose we do that?
I would rather keep myself above financial waters instead of a blowj every time I want it... brb kicking this bitch out
>>673018605
This looks my ex so bad ...sucked at giving head though .ahem
>>673027310
This made me kek. I had that conversation with two exes and the same thing happened to me. I waited and waited and nothing happened. I waited 7 years with one ex.
>>673027494
it's getting really sad.
also everybody is a virgin ffs
>>673019764
Deal breaker
>>673027494
i want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE
>>673026791
i'm 28 and my hormones are not fucked up to the point that i have the an incontrollable surge to stick my dick into an open wound
>>673027249
>>673027522
he ain't saying to leave your gf/wife, anon
>>673026002
Regularly go down on my wife during intercourse...
And then this >>>673027196
>>673026657
Nigga my wife weighs 125 after the baby an she still thinks she's fat and unsexy. Everything else you said is pretty spot on with my sex life too
>>673027522
it's your fault
you're the bitch in this relationship
my ex used to blow me several times a day when we were together. We went on vacations one time, for like 5 days and she had her period a few days early (She was pretty irregular), and she decided just to blow me because of it. I had, with no exaggeration, about 35-40 blowjobs in those 5 days.
Good times, so sad she was crazy as fuck.
>>673018605
If I ask, she gives head and she often give spontanious bjs. Goes both ways really.
>>673020006
how does that relationship still work?
>>673021156
I love blowjobs. But I hate them. I don't cum from them, if I do its not relaxed and reminds me of an hooker trying to finish quick. I like them because it feels good and a bitch is on her knees for me. If I found a girl who took her time and enjoyed it id probably cum pretty nice .
Usually every time we fuck. Which is maybe once every 2 to 3 weeks
>>673027494
Like togtfo has literally not been said at all. That's gotta be some kind of fucking precedent, right?
I just moved out from a house i shared with this girl. We went to the same school and we had a "studenthouse"(???) together. We dident know each other from the beginning or anything. She was really hot, Nice tight body and great tits. We started to like esch other, ended up with us having tons of sex. But Her blowjobs and handjobs were fucking trash. She just deep throated all the time and Her handjobs felt like shaking hands with a small kid.
>>673024333
Sounds like my ex. Even if she was a psychological dysfunctional girl. I miss that, and that only.
But don't get too attached because it won't last. These girls have mental issues and can't settle, if they do they come out of their mental issues slightly and don't treat you the same.
>daddy issues
>dark satanic side
>threatened to kill her dad
>threatened to kill sister
>issues with her dad being lazy
Weed that is how
I'm married and while she sucks my cock pretty much every time before sex, I haven't had a bj to completion in awhile, probably a few years. I don't mind because cumming in her pussy is better. With bjs, if her rhythm is off at the end, I just can't cum, so all I get is a wife with a sore jaw
I dumped a few girls in the past, all because they said they are not willing to give me a blowjob. But ofc they did enjoy and loved the licky licky, massage, cooking, caring. But sucking on a clean cock? Ohh hell no! ... No bj? No relationship. Easy.
>>673021156
Shit, I love getting head. Even bad blowjobs are good imo. Maybe read up on technique femanon.
>>673027865
She blew me daily as i went down on Her daily
Current one: once a month
Last one: Daily
Miss her
>>673027818
It doesn't. That's the issue.
Whenever I ask.
>GF
>GTFO NORMIE
>>673021554
How much of a disadvantage is it being below average? Man to man, does it matter?
>>673027299
I really don't enjoy sex if there's no emotional connection. I cheated on a college gf a few times. I was drunk - she was abroad for 6 months. I was wracked with guilt. With the two girls I slept with during the 6 months, sex with the girl that meant the least to me was always a quick bust; the other was a friend already so we had something of a bond, but we had to calm it down.
I do love my wife, but I think we are on the verge of counseling - I can't fucking tolerate jerking it on the low and feeling rejected. As a broke ass actor I get told "no" enough.
mine has never given me a handjob, and I don't mind
she sucks dick, not the best at it, I mostly gently fuck her in the mouth, but she does it, swallows, gags, watery eyes,I love it, she says she loves to please me..
I go down on her any chance I get, because I love pussys. Recently we started doing a lot of femdom, I don't know if I was ever as hard as I was when she teased me for more than an hour
so for anyone having trouble, especially those who go down on her gf and don't get "repayed" you are a bunch of bitches, stop crying and do something about it..
>>673023678
he's doing it right. Talking about sex and what you enjoy is a good thing
Does blowing me b4 during and after sex count?
If not then I haven't been blown for a long time
>>673027880
Well at least yours doesn't freak out on you when you don't cum, instantly assuming you're cheating or just not attracted to her anymore.
>>673028044
imdb or gtfo
About twice a month, usually after I'd pick her up from the bar. She's suck it all the way home and then we'd fuck. Other times we'd be showering. There was a time we were 69ing and she coughed with my dick deep in her mouth and she queefed her lady juices all over my face like a shotgun. The nuts I'd bust.. Miss that.
>>673020006
>that near quads
>Mfw I'm pretty sure trips and quads are still disabled
Someone should make a dating site where the girls are required to be "ok" with blowjobs.
That dating site would be the best.
>>673028161
> being this retarded
Pretty much never. Which sucks because for someone who hates ducking dick she's actually really good at it. Once she starts she gets into it she just really hates the idea of it. Best sex I've ever had tho and still going strong after 5 years so I make do
>>673028114
that shit is the fucking worse. i just tell her ive already jacked it earlier because its usually true
>>673028114
It's weird because with bjs I get almost too hard if that's a thing. Feels like the tubes get shut down from my enormous donger. It's hard for her to pull that card when my cock is like an inch bigger than she's used to
>>673027906
This. If a chick was all into the ole lickaroo but wouldn't give BJ's I would dump her instantly. I've dumped two for it. One would really half-ass a bj and give up in less than a minute. One flat out wouldn't do it. Had some lame excuse about how an ex would force her and now she hates it. Fuck that.
>>673026898
>>673027017
autism at it's finest
>>673028129
Broke implying non Union
Implying I don't get paid
Implying my last name isn't cassevettes
Implying I don't come from shit so nobody is handing me shit.
If I had halfway decent credits I'd link you, but it isn't worth the humiliation.
Ive been in NYC for 8yrs and regularly gig off off Bway.
>>673028377
thanks for proving my point
>>673028241
Me jacking off is the same as cheating. Same with porn. But she has zero sex drive. I'm lucky to get a handjob every four months
Usually, my gal slobs on the 'ole knob pre-coitus. She gets wet as fuck, so it really helps grease the wheels, ifyaknowwhatI'msayin. Other than that, she'll give me the occasional blowjob, but I'm not too worried about it.
>>673021554
My fucking wife has a gag reflex problem also. Can't brush her teeth without gagging. It's really frustrating because I love eating her out but literally get a bj maybe once every 4 months in return. I go stir crazy and masturbate all the time.
Give him the beej at least twice a day, confirmed semen demon here. Always eat it up when giving head or just get pied when we fuck. I've broken his penor a few times though. I get hornier when I'm on my period and crave semen even more so idk how some females get pissy, guess it's just hormones.
>>673028282
Yea I understand that
>>673020237
Nah but I actually could cum from tittyfucking her, first time I had ever had someone make me cum too was from that
>>673018605
whathever I want its one of the good thinks of a sumise gf
>>673028186
ah, i see...
yup, there is a difference if i'm just getting laid and when i put it in someone i care about emotionally, but at the core i still wanna get of and sex is just a significant part of a relationship for me to continue it if there ain't no more
but hey, dude at least going to counselling, some are massive faggots to even confront themselves about it
Femanon here.
I blow my bf daily. He goes down on me daily. Usually in the mornings before work.
>>673020832
>being cucked this hard
>>673028485
ahh im sorry you feel that way we watch porn together all the time. im still only 21 so my sex drive is high enough that could please my self and her everyday. honestly my gf likes that i can handle my self when shes too sore or not in the mood. if i dont, i just annoy her.
