ITT: Weirdest shit you ever masturbated to
Just so i can justify myself being a disgusting fucking fag.
>>672871216
I've masturbated to my sister's panties she wore, that's pretty weird
>>672871956
That is pretty weird.
Is
>>672871956
>that's pretty weird
>>672872940
>>672872050
>>672872184
>>672871603
This is a g/for thread now
>>672873176
You're the boss.
>>672873544
Go away Barbie
I guess this is the place
>>672873713
Sadly.
>>672873703
I don't wanna
>>672871216
Girly guys fucking themselves with horse dildos, so bulges their skinny bellies. Turns me diamonds.
Also CoC is not half bad.
Does someone have good visual novel?
>>672874165
That would be interesting
>>672874053
Entirely agreed...
>>672874165
Saya no Uta
>>672874253
it's demo, i'm poor and i want full version of this.
>>672873996
Tough tar
>>672874582
but I DONWANN
also he's cute
>>672874165
i guess not then
>>672874692
And he'd never go for a fatt-butt like you.
>>672875185
Nope.
>>672875271
*sadface*
>>672871216
>>672875350
Turn that frown upside down. Literally rip your lips off.
>>672875271
but he's fatter than I am
>>672875808
There's more to being a fatty than what meets the eye.
Kaybe, don't be gay.
You first.
![14f0639cc0500684231ce91fafa07ae8[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wlzC8qt.jpg "14f0639cc0500684231ce91fafa07ae8[1].jpg")
![a712474bf9fc92870f06583e43ce191a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4MzbAEh.jpg "a712474bf9fc92870f06583e43ce191a[1].jpg")
Aaaaaaaany second now.
>>672877409
Hello again Mr. Rainclouds.
![2fd15861f66f8b1ad4958a8a8e2ca9fa[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jgpAIfS.jpg "2fd15861f66f8b1ad4958a8a8e2ca9fa[1].jpg")
![0c7b4b17c06bbb72568c4b97942daf26[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/o3m4ncH.png "0c7b4b17c06bbb72568c4b97942daf26[1].png")
>>672877533
hey watsup
>>672874053
this
![003d428b8a83f679a476bfcb8af70068[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/4bRBFyg.png "003d428b8a83f679a476bfcb8af70068[1].png")
>>672877630
Gave my brother his laundry, now I am home alone again.
![2b8b19e7b6157eecb578dfee6cc5d3e5[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/W3wKI1n.png "2b8b19e7b6157eecb578dfee6cc5d3e5[1].png")
![1fa214ff37392a3fdb325a3aac83c7b7[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YGRMQPs.jpg "1fa214ff37392a3fdb325a3aac83c7b7[1].jpg")
>>672877845
time to get freaky
>>672872338
No... not that... stop it...
![1a8e02b56256627443ac0433241421d0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/c0NVJZJ.jpg "1a8e02b56256627443ac0433241421d0[1].jpg")
![46cb7062e684132dd1bf5d232b9442b9[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/q0s2b6t.png "46cb7062e684132dd1bf5d232b9442b9[1].png")
>>672878008
I don't know, maybe. I'm kinda tired.
![8ed49d4b7779bf0da4c7b16288fdeb77[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/4a7F0QM.png "8ed49d4b7779bf0da4c7b16288fdeb77[1].png")
>>672878291
stayed up all night again?
![f53dcc74c10a65914e77f4c059e3c922[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/joTsLwk.jpg "f53dcc74c10a65914e77f4c059e3c922[1].jpg")
![8194082d571b328d8502d40c4b5457ee[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/6cvwzkP.png "8194082d571b328d8502d40c4b5457ee[1].png")
Weirdest thing was either this...
>>672878409
Yeah. If I hadn't, I'd have missed all the sunshine.
![6c43d99fbf062cdd1c350f9c3bc64df7[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AjIrgsi.jpg "6c43d99fbf062cdd1c350f9c3bc64df7[1].jpg")
>>672878679
or this
![304d5f01c6d6c284b390614f6d26d762[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Zm7sKza.png "304d5f01c6d6c284b390614f6d26d762[1].png")
>>672878681
any reasons other than the beautiful sunrise?
>>672878878
It worries my mother when I sleep through the days.
![4c72675528de2a6d54934a61e27e8f52[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/mpdIUdt.png "4c72675528de2a6d54934a61e27e8f52[1].png")
>>672878967
staying awake during nights doesn't sound like a very good solution though
>>672878967
And when you fap to gay furries it doesn't worry her?
![26cf6f77ce51b90ee4f0c95dd567925d[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BkOOaW2.jpg "26cf6f77ce51b90ee4f0c95dd567925d[1].jpg")
>>672879182
Everybody's a critic.
>>672879306
I mean, the screen doesn't face my door. She probably thinks I spend all my time masturbating to regular porn.
>>672875413
most disgusting picture itt
![3e70941dfecd430474407690a534c849[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AYWVDkS.jpg "3e70941dfecd430474407690a534c849[1].jpg")
>>672879432
I was in the same situation. What I did is I'd wake up at a normal time, have lunch with them and then id go back to sleep. Everybody wins
![32fdbb6ab3e653a1d8cf9c0af173b52e[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PGsy0MU.jpg "32fdbb6ab3e653a1d8cf9c0af173b52e[1].jpg")
![14f8f00f2d6a909c2507b778b0080e0a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/p849md3.jpg "14f8f00f2d6a909c2507b778b0080e0a[1].jpg")
>>672879727
An eloquent solution. I'm afraid I'm not so clever.
>>672871216
>>crossdress
>>set up hd webcam
>>fuck myself until im weak
>>half the time i do it in a public or park >>restroom or my car.
>>save
later
>>fap to myself as a cd
>>cumprofit
![72d676c8b05631fcdf908b1b89375e99[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/woppml4.jpg "72d676c8b05631fcdf908b1b89375e99[1].jpg")
>>672880114
it only came to me after a lot of trial and error
![9ec7eb3f6717850925fb3fc0d3ce51a7[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/rvG4LY0.png "9ec7eb3f6717850925fb3fc0d3ce51a7[1].png")
>>672880378
I'd take the advice, but I'm not supposed to follow any stranters' advice from the internet.
![e547fc91d5e8c761ea16733aecc98e90[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/adkMBcw.png "e547fc91d5e8c761ea16733aecc98e90[1].png")
![5ce32fccaa104d0ef33b5b7e505a5cf9[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/50KXIOq.png "5ce32fccaa104d0ef33b5b7e505a5cf9[1].png")
>>672880641
im not a stranger. I have a name and stuff
![992e1309b3daecfbb865135551af4fcc[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OaMVKVC.jpg "992e1309b3daecfbb865135551af4fcc[1].jpg")
![107a31d1a8245c63bda375ac6d29b32c[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nSO5I4D.jpg "107a31d1a8245c63bda375ac6d29b32c[1].jpg")
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>>672880840
Skype with my dad for awhile and I'll consider it. Otherwise my hands are tied.
can't stop laughing !
people who fap to "furries" are forever virgins who should definitely kill themsleves.
>>672872338
Ahh, the most shame I've ever felt after fapping
![343608e2bbed7facb480e5c00db0d9b0[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/4IpRPrU.png "343608e2bbed7facb480e5c00db0d9b0[1].png")
>>672881117
im down for that
>>672881446
![ee6e0aff3506bdea1f957a7f9dee8c4f[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/6UhcadA.png "ee6e0aff3506bdea1f957a7f9dee8c4f[1].png")
>>672881300
I'll see what I can arrange. Any particular time that's good for you?
>>672880359
DUDE
I do the same thing
the masturbating to myself thing
![065e5c59152da1c8858123b6427619a2[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/qryLuZx.png "065e5c59152da1c8858123b6427619a2[1].png")
>>672880230
Fuck yeah
fken normi
>>672881530
>>672881530
>>672881593
You guys should totally masturbate to yourselves together while kissing.
![fc95c44031e9c7a6c77c61163c5aac2a[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/mapYYxW.png "fc95c44031e9c7a6c77c61163c5aac2a[1].png")
>>672881580
Mostly evenings and afternoons is alright by me
Thread sucks. Not even ordinary weirdness of /b
>>672882020
Well, he doesn't speak Scottish, is that going to be a problem?
![127c9158753d5e8425b3193affa8de4d[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/k9MIjTr.jpg "127c9158753d5e8425b3193affa8de4d[1].jpg")
![5e3ed2d6ae7389fbebfcda451926bf9d[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zYc0mA7.jpg "5e3ed2d6ae7389fbebfcda451926bf9d[1].jpg")
>>672882161
me neither. I learnt my english from mostly american tv shows and videogames
![fad9ba592119777f384b06c94b03e603[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/JW0pbHf.jpg "fad9ba592119777f384b06c94b03e603[1].png")
>>672881960
circlejerk
How do I enable usernames? I've got 4chan X but I only see anonymous
![cf2e7f12a08d6ce86e9395379398d4f5[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/AKWltLR.png "cf2e7f12a08d6ce86e9395379398d4f5[1].png")
>>672882500
you must seek moot and suck his dick
>>672882500
Namesnek
![687acbccf8bdb7fda8760de3df5666d1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/81K3ky1.jpg "687acbccf8bdb7fda8760de3df5666d1[1].jpg")
>>672882500
you need an app called namesync
>>672882310
Did you have a favorite show or game?
>>672882500
namesync
>>672882579
Hot, know the artist?
>>672882772
>>672882726
Thanks
>>672882688
Already done that yesterday, when he moved to google
caitlyn jenner is one of the better transsexuals ive seen
>>672883194
That's because he's a fucking millionaire and can get it right rather than poor Judy whose father only makes $50k a year.
>>672881593
i wait for the day someone hip to the sounds, caught a glimpse, or whatever is bold enough to introduce themselves.
im too pussy to cheat on my gf, but if it just happens it happens.
>>672882772
>>672882726
Aww yiss, now I'm one of the cool kids
>>672883316
i think it also helps that she is older
>>672883436
The wrinkles kind of all fade together at that point?
![afad8ca3143366d4643f0e2ae08fe6b7[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/eCcsVLZ.jpg "afad8ca3143366d4643f0e2ae08fe6b7[1].png")
>>672882772
seinfield was pretty funny. And then during the weekends there would always be at least 2-3 movies on TV and we all know every movie ever made is american so I never stood a chance
>>672883194
and also a true hero. A stunning and brave one
>>672883194
>>672883374
Now everybody will know precisely at which point in the thread to start retching uncontrollably.
>>672883568
Stretching you mean
>>672883541
yea, old women and old men pretty much look the same, so you just slap on some makeup and it's fine.
>>672883546
crying now
>>672883556
that is NOT a flattering photo, wow
![97844adddc485ec9144266d87205a1e8[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/SoXqZlv.png "97844adddc485ec9144266d87205a1e8[1].png")
>>672883374
hi there
>>672883758
Hey, how's it going?
>>672883546
Get culturally assimilated, I guess.
>>672883730
A bit of a deliberate action for people preparing to run away in terror, but I admire their preparedness nonetheless.
>>672882500
Download an app called stairsync.
![2f949f4568f6e67b42c67fea109015dc[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/YerSbg1.png "2f949f4568f6e67b42c67fea109015dc[1].png")
>>672883752
im sorry
>>672883936
procrastinating as always
>>672883941
t-thanks
>>672884118
console me?
>>672883941
Oh it's terror alright
Weirdest thing for me was probably furry femboys...speaking of which, post what you have faggots!
>>672884151
I thought you were a PC guy.
>>672884118
Sounds nice, can I join?
>>672884403
okay
i didn't wank for 2 days after this. it shamed me
>>672883961
App? I can only find it's website (stairsync.org)
![db4f7e2729be160b3d2176c4fc9008d1[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/9mPP7ZW.png "db4f7e2729be160b3d2176c4fc9008d1[1].png")
>>672884151
Its all going to be fine Caitlyn Jenner is not an actual hero
>>672884486
Sure thing meet me in my room
>>672884453
i usually try to tell it how it is
>>672884572
> implies that not wanking for 2 days is long time
you need r/nofap my friend
>>672884383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkNask_pMKo
>>672884611
Don't listen to the shill
>>672884686
Then you're even crazier than I thought.
>>672884668
tears stemmed
>>672884453
Sauce? Is there more?
>>672884403
Isn't this thread is full of them already, like every other gfur thread that goes on here every day?
>>672884798
insanity is a gateway drug
This: http://g.e-hentai.org/g/905143/e9aa6ca5f8/
and this: http://g.e-hentai.org/g/705361/9e7626ce39/
>>672884851
Yeah but not enough of them involve skirts or daisy dukes, dunno why but that shit makes me diamonds
![0b688829099d98725a20768f0a5935ae[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YElE1CT.jpg "0b688829099d98725a20768f0a5935ae[1].jpg")
>>672884820
here for you bby
>>672885035
this
>>672884668
I think I'd rather stay in my cozy warm room. Unless your bed is warmer than mine, which isn't too hard
>>672884830
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/882673/714ba86dfb/
>>672884957
That's what you said about the black tar heroin.
>>672884798
I like your terror, wanna terrorize together?
>>672885191
Doing the lords work
![605c1ffd8a88457af3185a75f7e8e64a[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/AIKqgCT.png "605c1ffd8a88457af3185a75f7e8e64a[1].png")
>>672885169
im sorry but I don't think you can defeat my room when it comes to cozyness
>>672875413
confirmed faggot
>>672885119
You are gross.
>>672885260
What, like, unravel the toilet paper in some public washrooms?
>>672885035
Like that?
new league champion io the guardian wisp confirmed
>>672885439
>avatar people freklz36.png
do you have 35 other screenshots of my posts
avery is not gross
>>672885101
>>672885191
skip the small time shit and give me that meth
![6e1f4b6e83183b1df780ba8e20693334[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/phimbIV.jpg "6e1f4b6e83183b1df780ba8e20693334[1].jpg")
Yep
>>672885390
I think I can compensate with cuddles
>>672885439
Yeah, but first we will flip them the other way around
I'm off to do some exercising, keep the thread alive ^^
![eca0605fcfbdf89587da084f83514f10[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LnoDKKe.jpg "eca0605fcfbdf89587da084f83514f10[1].jpg")
>>672885764
you'd need to come over for that
>>672885349
HOT
>>672885669
>io
http://dota2.gamepedia.com/Io
Nice original game.
radical
>>672885669
It's a SEAL Team 6 kind of thing.
>>672885711
I don't keep it on my person. Anymore.
>>672885764
No promises.
>>672886119
yes you've discovered the joke
Roblox.
![317453dd4cb76f4afbf5bb7df2be51e3[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/84Lsz4n.png "317453dd4cb76f4afbf5bb7df2be51e3[1].png")
>>672886193
i bet that bird gets all the bird pussy
>>672886307
do you keep it in your person
>>672886119
you have been goofed
>>672886307
that is entirely believable
>>672886321
>>672886408
I spent almost all night working on a paper. I am not that quick today.
>>672885986
Oh no, you got me
>>672886307
You will, otherwise terror shall ensue
>>672885609
Yes moar dammit
probably avery
>>672885669
What kind of meme is that
>>672886438
no excuses
>>672886631
>>672886438
bet it's a great paper
>>672886891
>>672886914
wait
that is better
>>672885169
artist?
>>672873703
This is the real shit, right here. Like, what the actual fuck? This is goddamn made-up-lizard gay porn, and somehow it's astonishingly well-made. I want Ted Cruz to see this image.
Explain this, you little maggot.
Explain this.
>>672886954
Y-you too.
Interesting that most of these are furry
I deleted mine use alacraps thread.
>>672887045
Yeah man, ah well fuck it, it gets me off so I dont care I like sexy girls and cute fucking guys in panties. Life's alright!
>>672887003
Not sure, sorry
>>672887033
This is why they have to believe in satan.
>>672871956
>that's pretty weird
>pretty
>weird
>>672886388
dude
that bird gets CRAZY puss
>>672885349
them's some cute feet
>>672874053
Not saying that isn't hot but that seems slightly dangerous
