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Civ Builder Backup Thread.
You're welcome OP
bumping cuz fagz cant find
>>672473257
thanks
The crew members build a wall out of materials salvaged from the ship.
One of the numales tending to the dino cage was killed by a dino looking eerily similar to the depiction of velociraptors in Jurassic Park.
Kevin travels towards the craters by himself cause he so fucking alpha.
>>672473479
Swim to sunken ship and explore it
>>672473479
i didnt want a fucking wall i said a better BASE not a fucking wall
>>672473479
Send a 4-man numale squad to investigate the possible threat.
>>672473479
They start farming the land and reproducing. A giant tower (sky scraper but round) is build with slave labor. The military is getting stronger.
>>672473479
Mine the Crater south of the village
>>672473479
Expand the wall southeast towards the river. Build a watchtower to check on moon mexico.
How is Kevin doing?
500+ members because of inbreeding.
>>672473602
roll
>>672473644
win
>>672473602
rollin
>>672473479
Kevin fucks up whatever is in moon area because he's so fucking alpha. He finds survivors from the race slaughtering and starts a new colony. They begin preparing to invade the old village.
>>672473644
he said you tell them what to do not what the outcome will be
>>672473644
WINNAR? FEELS LIKE A TRIPS THING
Kevin returns with magical stones that make anime real.
>>672473755
wasted dub :/
>>672473741
rolling. Lets have a war.
The old camp elects inbred Space Trump as their leader
>>672473761
AN HERO PLEASE
>>672473644
Because win, lots of breeding leads to 500+ members then.
>>672473614
rolling
>>672473835
Rolling for space war. Kevin changes his name to Sanders.
Someone copy and paste a recap of everything that has happened. Also send one crew member out in each compass direction to scout off map
>>672473602
rolling
The crew goes for a swim in the lake but they get fucked by gigantic tentacle monsters
>>672473741
Roll for story progression already
>>672473602
rolling.
>>672473935
rollin
>>672473602
roll
Seasonal rain starts: river floods, etc.
Crew breeds more brotosauri
>>672473935
Roll. Space Sanders.
we are running out of capable people
try to make cloning vats. or train natives. or build robots
>>672473602
go go
>>672474211
Winrar
Rolling for Space Sanders too tho
>>672474227
Lets expand the cities and have a war
>>672474266
winrar
>>672474266
>>672474211
WINNAR WINNAR WINNAR WINNAR WINNAR WINNAR WINNAR WINNAR WINNAR WINNAR WINNAR WINNAR WINNAR WINNAR WINNAR
>>672474245
Robots designed to enforce discipline amongst the native slaves.
Kevin recovers the magical stones, then goes back to fucking the ladies cause he's so fucking alpha
If 4444 ... Aliens
>>672474227
The Kevin suspense is killing me. Space Sanders vs space Trump it is
If 555... Aliens fucking invade
>>672473591
every good base has a wall
>>672473644
The scheduled mating ritual was postponed due to Kevins current mission.
Kevin sees a black obelisk towering above the crater. It seems to have some strange alien language etched, glowing violet. It seems very warm... like its calling him... yes, its beautiful...
>>672473835
>>672473935
>>672474227
>>672474368
rawlin
It oughta be fun when we have two camps that people can roll for
>>672474552
Kevin needs to hump that black shit
>>672474552
acbar.jpg
>>672474407
In midst of intense lady fucking, one of the stones violently explodes, taking out a number of women. Kevin manages to collect most of the now scattered stones, which appear to be unharmed by the blast.
>>672474552
Kevin sacrifices the village nigger slaves to the obelisk.
>>672474552
Make a new village, make Palpatine the new leader
long live the galaxtic empire
Whatever the space obelisk is, Kevin breeds with it and the obelisk is forced into submission.
>>672473602
which threat, crater or dino?
>>672473835
Roll
MASSIVE ORGY 10000000000+ PEOPLE
>>672474552
Kevin becomes MUTANT space sanders.
Rallies the empoverished slaves to his banner
Space trump expands the fortifications
>>672474552
Kevin uses the black obelisk powers along with survivors of the race slaughtering to start his own village. They quickly build a wall separating the Kevin (now known as space sanders) crowd from the space Trump crowd. It's yuuuuuuuge!
>>672474717
Rolling
>>672474699
To make this fit with the current situation, he has taken women with him to fuck along the way.
Mine craters for rare Ores and crystals, only to find strange artifacts with impossible geometry
>>672474724
Hahaha yes this, Kevin fucks the obelisk
>>672474717
comone palpz
>>672474779
Rolling
>>672474778
almost trips :[
>>672474770
ROLLING
>>672474680
Kek roll
>>672474552
Fuck... It's the Necrons.
By the emporer, what is this heresy?!
Kevin calls in a drop pod of thunder hammer terminators
>Stop
>Hammer time
>>672474724
Kevin fucks the obelisk
>>672474717
one last time, fuck the rebels
>>672474778
>>672474552
Build a castle on top of the crater to house and celebrate our glorious leader
Kevin fucks the obelisk
>>672474731
Dino threat
>>672474673
rollin
Build a watchtower inside the walls
>>672474724
this
kevin summons the evil spirits within the obelisk
but they overtake him and he becomes a shade
>>672474901
he finds a crevice in the back most likely made for the magic stones as a power source, but butt-fucks it instead
>>672475031
roll
>>672474724
Roll
The crew moves to the warm alien obelisk because free food n shit.
>>672474552
Build a castle in the crater south of the city, also build a yuuuuge wall around it
Create additional pylons
>>672474724
Rolling for Kevin breeding the obelisk, I want to see what is born
>>672474227
Roll
>>672475144
YES
>>672474895
Only one man (and his wall) can save us now
Kevin takes a leak on the obelisk
Cause he's so alpha
>>672475144
Winrar
>>672475144
kek
>>672475215
rollin for god emperor trump vs Necron Sanders
>>672475215
Rolling for Glorious emperor trump
kevin becomes demon
>>672475144
Shiiiiiiiiit
>>672474731
Dino.
>>672475144
What unholy alpha child will erupt from this combination?
ALLAH COMES AND ETLLS THEM THAT THEY WERE BAD BOYS N GIRLS AND RAPES THEM
>>672474717
Rolling for UNLIMITED POWER
>>672474717
Execute Order 66
Rolling for Kevin calling in the space marines to destroy this heresy
Cause he's so alpha
>>672475466
topkek
>>672475466
>Execute Order 66
2spooky4me
>>672475483
Retool that shit
>>672475215
rawlin bawlin
>>672475466
KEK WIN TO THE MAX
Crew gets the comms working, they can phone home.
alternatively, home phones crews
The other town is rolled for on hundreds and thousands and is named shelbyville
Hey OP/Kevin I just wanted to say this is the best thread I've seen on 4chan in over 7 years. Thanks.
>>672474997
A squad of numales is sent to investigate what killed the other numale. They find a raptor feeding on the carcass of the poor numale, and quickly exterminate the dino. They hear the bushes rustle around them, but nothing happens. It seems they've won this round.
The obelisk may be beautiful, but Kevin more beautiful. He seduces the obelisk and breeds with it. The result is large, alpha, husk-like creatures, glowing purple who seem to be drawn to any life around them. The only thing they respond to is the voice of Kevin.
>>672475633
>plot twist: The people back home have all aged 30+ years
>>672475633
Earth is bye bye no call earth
>>672475633
Another winner!
>>672475693
THEN WHO WAS PHONE
>>672475683
>>672475466
>>672474717
op please
>>672475683
Kevin breeds with purple husk thing
>>672475683
>>672475215
God Emperor Trump save us from Kevin and his fiends!
The crews scavenges for weapons, slaves are made to work giant underground mines. A new breeding program is kicked off. Basically, rebuild our base into Space Isengard
>>672475683
Make the galaxtic empire great again
build village with palpatine as new leader
>>672475737
Niggers.
>>672475798
offbyone again. Fuck me
>>672475785
Rolling for husk breeding programme
>>672475683
>for those who are new to the thread
Earth is kill.
Decades of mining the Earth’s Core destabilized Earth's crust causing natural disasters across the globe. Volcanic dust blocked out the sun, killing most plant and animal life.
The only way to ensure the survival of the human race was to venture into space, the final frontier. Your ship set a course for the nearest habitable planet. Using a prototype FTL drive, your ship jumps to its destination. Something went wrong. The ship lost power and plummeted towards the surface of the planet.
Of the 200 people originally on the ship, 50 crew members stumble out of the wreckage, shaken, but alive.
Rules:
> dubs decide what the crew does (not what happens to them)
> the first win is canon
> trips+ decide events (what happens to them) and can override dubs
> OP dubs+ start a special event
> no game ending dubs
> try to keep it realistic
>>672475683
Kevin and his underlings breed in moon mexico. God Emperor Trump fortifies our base and stages his army.
Build a bigger wall and a keep on the southern plateau
>>672475877
Fuck yes!
Kevin breeds with everything
He's such a player
He's so alpha
>>672475877
Winner, Kevin in breeds with his children, fucking lol
>>672475944
lol Kevin incest thread
>>672475877
Do we do anything besides breeding?
Start a mining programme, we should have enough labour force by now.
>>672475877
This is gold
Fuck emperor trump, go alpha Kevin!!!
>>672475944
WINRAR
Turns out the alien/kevin things are shapeshifters but are also made out of neutronium.
>>672476067
No, Kevin is the alpha male, he fucks everything and anything. That's why we are here, to explore strange new worlds and have sex with them.
>>672476067
Fuck mining!
Fuck the purple husk thing instead!
Alphas don't mine...
"There is No spoon" radical philosophy devides the population
MAKE A VILLAGE
PALPATINE EXECUTES ORDER 66
>>672475944
winrar. Lets do this
Kevin has sex with himself and makes MORE KEVIN????? :O?????
Aiming for 333. Aliens land.
>>672475798
rolling for space Isengard
>>672476260
REROLL
>>672476178
Then start a programme to build a massive penis and drill it into the earth, which will release precious fluids.
>>672476067
To appease the realist, Kevin delegates a 2IC emporer trump to oversee mining operations and wall construction.
>>672476413
Why would Kevin build a wall to keep himself out of his own settlement?
>>672476413
Roll for 2IC trump
Kevin breeds with his underlings, creating more twisted husklike creatures. The power of the obelisk is corrupting him slowly, but he's still just as alpha as ever.
Back at the settlement, a new leader has emerged calling himself trump. He calls for more fortification and a standing army. They are able to build a small outpost in the nearby crater, but they are all out of materials.
>>672476470
Because he's so alpha
>>672476413
We don't need Trump or the wall. These were reactions to the unknown danger in the south. Kevin went down there and fucked the problem away.
>>672476260
Everything is proceeding as I had foreseen.
>>672476470
he too alpha, his awesomeness might destroy everything he has built
did you not see him buttfuck the obelisk from 2001
>>672476550
palpatine breaks of with 10 people, make a settlement over the lake
Refashion irrigation system into a moat.
>>672476550
SET UP UNDERGROUND MINES
SPACE ISENGARD
Also fuck/clone/produce more workers by any means necessary. Use twisted science if need be
>>672476550
Trump fires someone in the board room and says "you're fired!"
>>672476550
Start dumping sewage and radioactive material into the water supply
everyone fucks everyone
>>672476744
Lol...topkek
Kevin has his incest obelisk children build a giant Kevin statue, and they relocate the obelisk to the head as the crown.
>>672476744
Kevin was never out for war, kevin was out to create an army of fuck.
>>672476832
Rolling for giant Kevin statue.
>>672476647
rolling
>>672476832
Rerolling for giant Kevin statue.
Kevin sends his husk children to collect additional materials
>>672477029
Rolling for husk exploration
>>672476832
Kevin statue.
Is the thread slowing down? That would be sad.
Mutant army is growing too large, retreat to the canyon in the top-left corner, build a trap for the army, return kevins harem to decorrupt him.
>>672477029
Reroll
>>672476569
Kevin is creating a new problem as we speak, dipshit.
Strike the earth! We need to fortify
>>672476695
Yeah, giant underground mine
>>672477111
Witnessed
>>672476744
Everyone has a giant orgy. population increases exponentially.
Kevin fucks more husks and the husks fuck each other. Then the husks and Kevin gangbang the obelisk. Twisted shit akin to a lovecraftian novel is created. Kevin begins to lose his ever so sexy humanity.
>>672477111
Trips decides! Trump builds a wall to keep Kevin out.
>>672477029
Husk children collect new materials!!!
A new extra terrestrial species known as /r9k/ builds a quick society and declares war
>>672477152
Make a new village with palpatine as leader
>>672477152
Gee maybe we do need that wall against Kevin :/
>>672477231
roll
>>672477183
>>672477255
Trump wall under construction. Keep Kevin out!
>>672477152
Husk vs trump wall war begins
>>672477321
Rolling for husk vs wall
Make a death star
>>672477152
Start furniture industry in sake of trading.
>>672477321
Reroll this
>>672477433
Yussssssss husk war
So it begins
Trumps first real test with leadership
>>672477398
reroll
>>672477152
what have i done....>>672476744
>>672477398
rolling for the empire
>>672476550
btw, is that thing to the north-west a plato or a chasm?
>>672477321
roll
>>672477152
>>672477401
Reroll
What the fuck have we done. We started as humanity's last hope. We've enslaved space niggers, used dinosaurs as weapons against them, let one man fuck all the women, then fuck a magical artifact, now we're preparing for war against his offspring.
Clinton challenges trump from the viewpoint that the wall is wrong
>>672477623
plateau, im not very good at drawing
ayy e.t nigger is that you
If 77777 trump states "hitler did nothing wrong"
>>672477778
Wow... just wow
>>672477111
dont ignore my dubtrips, nigger. There better be a bigass mine & wall next mupdate
>>672477778
Fucking off by one......kill myself
>>672477778
ONE FUCKING NUMBER YOU PIECE OF SHIT KILL YOURSELF
Ayy lmao aliens land.
>>672477778
offbymotherfuckingone.jpg
Trump makes Kevin pay for the wall. Kevin can pay with the obelisk or magical stones if there ever were such things.
>>672477820
>>672477850
Just said that I will... That could've been so good
>>672477778
trump states hitler did everything wrong
Where's the mupdate OP? This thread is slowing down
111 aliens land on the planet.
>>672477778
>>672477812
>>672477820
>>672477850
>>672477913
Don't worry, it still happened
>>672477923
YOU NEED TO DIE
>>672478023
He's a slow drawer. Don't worry, he'll deliver.
>>672477634
>>672477152
Reroll
>>672478059
What a boss!
>>672478059
turns out hitler did everything right
Kevin and his legion demand entrance to the settlement. Trump refuses, stating that Kevin is futhafuckin crazy and that he isnt going to let any illegal aliens into his settlement. Kevin commands his horde to breach the walls and kill anyone inside, any hint of humanity in his voice is gone.
The settlement sends its native slaves and dino riders to the frontlines.
> war... war never changes
God, what has become of the good old Civ threads where everybody tried to actually advance and make good choices? Fucking newfags.
>>672478207
How is a giant ass wall and war-brontosaurs not advancement?
>>672478167
Palpatine takes the woman and children with him to the destroyed native villiage with the boat, if Trump is destroyed, humanity must endure!
Trump wins and crucifies Kevin. A new Kevin-based religion is born.
>>672478317
Roll for humanity
>>672477088
>>672477695
unclear consequences. unchecked.
>>672477778
He did state that, but no one was around to hear it.
to the hills.
>>672478319
Rolling
>>672478270
So, you are about 14 right?
>>672478319
Roll for Kevin Christianity
>>672478207
Kevin fucked everything and made husks, then trump got elected and built a wall. PROGRESS!!!!!!
>>672478317
Rolling for Galaxtic Empire
>>672478319
This
>>672478167
Aleins are so low developed they die one by one, slaughtered ny high tech Trump wall defences. Running survivors yell at supreme human defenders thet they will charge them for political incorrectness and record whole killing on smartphones to gain a proof of humans racism
>>672478500
WINNER
>>672478415
Oh EXCUSE ME SIR for not taking a fucking 4chan thread seriously. I like to keep my achievements to the real world
The dinosaurs rebel and join Kevin because he is too alpha.
>>672478500
YUSSS
>>672478584
Hence why you are a fucking newfag.
>>672478618
This
>>672478618
/thread
>>672478584
Dude watch who you say that to. I've heard Navy seals with hundreds of confirmed kills post here.
>>672478618
Roll
>>672478618
Rolll
this thread had so much potential and now its shit
ayyliens land and they are pissed
>>672478584
> Dubs aren't real
Then how come OP can advance this thread, faggot?
Crusified Kevin, corrupted as He may be, is still the most beautiful human specimen there is, and any woman beholding Him gets +25 fertility.
>>672478500
winrar
>>672478317
Reroll.... please
>>672478500
Excuse me, do you have time to talk about our Lord and savior Kevin?
Kevin's horde was strong, but its numbers were simply no match for the pure concentrated autism of Trump. The natives suffered massive casualties and one dino rider was killed. The laser rifles are running low on energy.
Trump crucifies Kevin as a testament to his victory.
It is said that God-emperor Kevin has Transcended time and space and is now one with the void.
> ALL HAIL GOD EMPEROR KEVIN
>>672479132
Palpatine breaks off with some people, make a new settlement over the old native village
>>672479199
UNLIMITED DUUUUUUUUBS
>>672478988
Kevin is revived as normal human and butt fucks trump raw.
The Trumpish Empire expands. The original settlement becomes a beautiful palace while new huts spring out next to the water, surrounded by a second, outer wall
The materials for this are gathered in slave labour underground mines, where a new religion is slowly taking hold, spurring the minds of the workers towards rebellion...
>>672479282
Roll
>>672479132
Right now we can get started.
Trump builds a mine for resources, if there are any husk things left, enslave them to work the mine.
Trump sets the humans researching useful technology with the stuff recovered from the space ship. What do they learn to build?
>>672479285
rawlin
>>672479336
Rolling for actual advancement.
>>672478988
Checked. Apperantly we do have time.
Take down the wall and encase the obelisk like we did the Chernobyl reactor.
>>672479282
Rolling
>>672479336
Rolling. Also this will 404 soon.
>>672479416
Roll
>>672479199
a numale named Palpatine and some other numales break off from the main settlement to create a new village on top of the destroyed fishing village.
>>672479285
rollin
zZExcaliburZz is online.
>>672479526
Look for secrets consering the force in the woods east of Galaxtic Empire Encampment
Kevin is revived as alpha male .
Eat brontosaurus in celebration of victory.
Replace brontosaurus with loch ness monster from lake, have the two species breed.
>>672479526
>>672479285
rollerino
>>672479285
rolling in the deep
A 360 NOSCOPE hits trump from across the map
Build bridge and roads between settlements.
>>672479526
Trump realises he has no experience and is out of his depth. He calls a boardroom meeting and fires himself.
>>672479526
Build the Trump Tower inside the original settlement. Gather resources from slave labor mines. Relocate numales outside
>>672479706
Roll
If 9999 trump states"hitler did nothing wrong"
>>672479830
Rollolol
>>672479921
do it
>>672479663
rooll
new leader
name shitlord
Explore thing in lake, explore plateau.
All posts calling for mining seem doomed, so just grab things from unexplored surface.
fuck you 4chan this isnt spam
>>672480098
>>672480098
>>672480098
NEW THREAD
"A guy in the sky watching me that would send me to hell without blinking but he loves me" atheism kills all religion
>>672479526
>>672479132
Timelapse. The Cult of God Emperor Kevin was born. They do rectal prolapse flower rituals to idolize their god.
>>672477778
