Waifu claiming thread 2.0
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>Most important: Have fun!
Ruby claimed. Cute and deadly
>Exception for Roseanon
Claimed
>>672229895
Hello there
Obligatory claim.
Nano Claimed, I would love to try Linux but in the same time I have certain programs that won't work in Linux, I'll just tolerate the force updates..
>>672230145
>I'll just tolerate this dick up my ass
Global rule 13.
Claimed!
>>672230462
I like to live life dangerously!
>>67222972
Im early
Fuck off to reddit with your dumb weeb shit and memes 4chan is a place for intelligent discussion and debate not dumb memes and autistic weebs /a/ ruined this damn site
>>672230145
I'm sorry
>>672230145
>>672230118
>>672230035
>>672229895
Welcome back, including you >>672230262
>>672230356
L-l-lewd
>CLAIMED
>>672230700
Im the guy that said this in the other treads you fucking beat me to it
Couldn't sleep.
Back to claim Stocking.
>>672230755
Whoops, meant to tag >>672230462
and >>672230700
What's everyone up to?
Maplechan is best Canadian waifu.
Back off, chums. :^)
>>672230755
You've activated my trap card, bitch.
>>672230755
Thanks.
>>672230868
Happy to have you back, man.
>>672230938
Star wars soundtrack.
>>672230846
And im the guy that started this copy pasta a month ago can you please start baiting other treads we all have read this already
You sprung Adam.
>>672231061
Thanks, did I miss anything?
>>672230868
Hi again, Stockinganon.
>Cut off the lurk and report in already, Tomokoanon.
my waifu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGx-d3gJCfg
>>672230988
>Pic related
>>672231241
Welcome back Stockinganon. Didn't miss too much. Just talked about Trump i guess
>Rubyanon
>>672229720
>claim your waifu
you beta fuck, i dont claim anything, i take it by force.
claiming misato
Best girl
I do wish there was more r34 of her
>>672231241
Not really, just the typical shitposting and what not. Don't mention it.
>>672229720
Meow meow choco chow
>>672231061
I've been listening to Norse folk now. It's just so perfect
I'm going to take a nap, have a nice day folks, see you later.
>>672231507
Isn't that still claiming?
>>672231658
Goodnight Nanoanon!
>>672231658
good night
Charge those batteries
>>672231297
Hey there Rurianon!
I'm tired but unable to sleep.
>>672231447
Thanks Rubyanon, good to be back.
Oh no. I'm kinda glad I missed that.
>>672231577
Nice dubs!
I presumed as much, although I may mention it.
>>672231446
Please
>>672231642
Nice, gotta love music. Really helps clear the mind.
>>672231658
Nap warm and well.
>>672231819
Nice singles.
>I may mention it.
Fucking rascal. You doing alright?
>>672231819
I dunno if it will help, but this song is actually helping with getting me to sleep despite the fact it makes me wanna pillage some small township in Denmark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZXlQlDsSuI&ab_channel=AnttiMartikainen
>>672231642
Listen to Wardruna, the Yggrasil Album, it's fucking magical.
>>672230755
I'm sorry what?
>>672232125
I'm a big boy I'll do what I want.
I'm not too bad thanks, tired and annoyed though. You?
>>672232391
I'll give it a whirl. Thanks.
I'm weird with sleep, usually have to basically wait until my eyes hurt and then just pass out.
>>672232456
Will do. I've always loved Nordic history and culture, so I'll take any reccomendations
>>672232429
I've only had this new laptop for 3 hours and I already have a folder called "Shitposting Fuel"
Atago claimed
>>672232687
Oh my.
>>672232391
Peaceful
>>672232429
>Baby houlstaur already has horns
>>672232864
Got them priorities straight.
>>672231619
If you don't have anything important to do tomorrow, stick around, Stockinganon!
>>672232687
You haven't even claimed your waifu and you're dumping lewds already, Miho?
>>672232724
Alright, fair enough. I'm glad to hear it, assuming you're annoyed because you couldn't sleep, why? You stressed out or something? I'm having a bit of anxiety right now but I don't really care for it.
>eyes hurt and then just pass out.
Oh, I'm sorry to hear (read) that. That sucks man.
>>672233012
Its a defensive structure in place to ensure they can only be headpatted.
>>672233195
>You haven't even claimed your waifu and you're dumping lewds already, Miho?
Fucking brutal
>>672233195
Miho is offline conspiracy theorist.
>>672233392
I like to head pat, but not with my hand
Kaga Kouko claimed
Sup bros
>>672233195
No matter.
>>672232687
I mean, I don't dislike this
>>672233195
Yeah I'm not busy so I'll probably just stick around until I can't stay awake.
Glad you want me around!
>>672233263
Eh, that and I've had a fairly shitty day. I dunno I've been fairly emotional today for some reason.
Yeah, I wouldn't say I have insomnia but I'm not a big sleeper I suppose. Usually wake up early too.
What time is it where you are?
>>672233577
I don't follow.
>>672233685
Sup.
>>672233577
>head pats
>not with my hand
Ominous.
>>672234038
What happened that made it shitty if you're comfortable with talking about it. Yeah, I was pretty up beat earlier but I took a huge nose dive these past 1-2 hours. Feel like shit now, glad you're here though.
Yeah, not big on sleep myself either. Can't force myself to go to sleep, I either sleep or I don't, there is no grey area. It's about 8:00PM where I am, you?
>>672233823
Has lewd hour started or something?
>>672234423
>>672234038
You guys have us if anything is bothering you. We're all friends here
>Right guys?
>Right?
>>672234038
I can't even quote correctly, Stockinganon.
>Thanks for reading every post!
>>672234423
I appreciate that you want me here. I'm glad I'm here to talk to you man.
I broke up with my gf and she took it pretty badly so she kinda annoyed me. I'm glad it's over but I've been thinking too much about how I'll never meet someone like Stocking etc.
I dunno it's not that big a deal I suppose.
I'm the same with sleep though.
Currently 1:00 am here
>>672234736
Thanks. I really do appreciate that.
Same applies to you man!
>Lewd time eh?
>>672235013
If the post is addressed to me, I'll ensure I reply.
No homo guys but I love these threads. I feel a lot better knowing so many people care!
>>672234712
I prefer my hand, it's more wide and flexible. Can't scratch a head or rub a leg with your dick either, your strategy is flawed. It's a bold one though, I'll hand you that.
>>672234736
Yeah, I know. Just don't like talking about my issues in detail, I'd rather here from y'all.
>Right?
I'd hope so, can't speak for everyone here.
>>672235102
>I'm glad I'm here to talk to you man.
Thanks, that means a lot. Feel the same way.
Sorry it didn't work out with her, at least you didn't force yourself to be in a relationship you didn't want to be in. I'm sure you'll fine someone, you seem like a nice guy.
>1:00 am
Fucking no sleep club spreads far and wide.
>>672234736
IDk i don't want to ruin my no friends streak...
>>672235488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onkZzEAi_2U
>>672235102
It's nothing
>Is it lewd time? Or is Lewd just a social construct?
>>672235724
>Austin Powers
My fucking charcoal skinned individual.
Harley Quinn claimed
>>672234712
Too lewd.
>>672235422
We're all bros here, and you know what bros do to other bros right? Give them brojobs while remembering to say no homo every few seconds.
>>672235724
Goddammit that was probably the funniest fucking thing I knew about for years.
>>672235724
>Austin Powers
Classic
>>672236030
Least i can do for yous handing over all yours woymen white boye.
>>672236223
>>672236246
People here got good taste. niccccceeeee
>>672231576
You posted the wrong pic that is worst girl
>>672235488
Check'd.
I hope so man. If not I guess I'm always gonna have my waifu. Don't worry about me.
But yeah, I usually stay up pretty damn late. Good thing I don't have work/uni tomorrow.
>>672236020
I mean Stocking is fairly lewd, I can bring out the 18+ content if it's late enough
>>672236223
What if I forgot to say no homo but I know I'm not gay?
>>672234736
>We're all friends here
Why would such a shit board hold such nice threads?
These are literally the only reason I'd ever browse /b/.
>>672236555
>>672235422
You should also feel better checking those, Stockinganon!
>Lewd hour already?
>>672236555
Honestly, feel free to do whatever. Guess it's late enough
>>672235724
Holy shit. You owe me new sides.
>>672236555
Glad you at least have you waifu. No work/uni tomorrow is also a plus, you even got trips to go as the icing. Yeah, it's a blessing and a curse with sleep.
Checked.
>>672236424
>I don't want any trouble, just do what you're gonna do and let me get on with my shitposting
>>672236555
>>672236719
Holy shit I got trips. My night has been redeemed.
>In my defence it's 01:15 here so I'd say that's pretty late hours
>>672236800
I don't wanna be the only one I'd feel like a real jackass.
To clarify I was joking but I'm not against the idea.
>>672236555
You automatically turn gay, your clothes turn rainbow and all your body hair falls out.
>>672237219
I dont really have many lewds of Ruby. Partially because most that exist suck, but mostly because I just don't.
>tfw indifferent to lewds
I'll post one at least
>>672237196
I'm the kind of guy who feels like if I sleep through the day then I'm wasting my day so getting little sleep at night is probably a bad idea.
>thanks for being here to talk though
>>672237378
Shit I'm not alright with that. Gotta remember my key words.
>>672237196
Finally gotz me hands on sum reparations. Thank's Obama
>>672237378
You gain an uncontrollable urge to march in parades.
>>672237770
I feel the same way about day and night, I minimilize the amount of sleep I get while keeping my body awake during the day. Basically pushing it a bit, but I like having as much time at my disposal as possible. Sure you feel the same way.
>It's not problem, just as grateful about it as you are.
>>672237790
But of course, you're not white so you get special snowflake treatment. Need me to polish your "work" shoes while you're getting those benefits?
QOTT
What are you listening to right now (if anything)?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7-cDjNOcjg
>>672238285
Nigga if i need clean work shoes i'll just steal them in the next riot.
.
Anyone else excited for Yandere simulator?
>>672237948
L-E-W-D
>Apparently she has the genetics of Yang
>>672237745
Yeah it's difficult to find decent lewds that don't make her look fat or are drawn really poorly.
I guess you just gotta be in the mood.
>This is basically the only good Stocking lewd
>>672238285
Glad someone agrees.
Probably really bad for you but fuck it I get by.
>>672237948
>Damn you TSC
>>672238302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBqMxvqLQuw
Not even joking
>>672237770
Gotta remember them no homos.
>>672238302
I'm never listening to anything while browsing these threads unfortunately.
>>672238439
So basically when a white cop kills a "innocent young man". Got it.
>>672238302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QdSLeQ0494
>>672238556
Right? That's future me's problem. Who needs sleep when you can drink coffee/tea and go for another 24 hours.
>>672238439
It'll take 2 or 3 years to finish, but yes
>>672238556
Yeah some are just weird looking while others are fetish based
>Theres a whole RWBY community dedicated to guro they seem to always pick Ruby
This lewd was pretty nice though
>>672229720
Claimed
>>672238949
"He a good boye he dindu nuffin!"
>>672238966
Dame, this is true
>>672238439
>Yandere simulator
What?
>>672239270
Can't find a video that isn't commented here's a random video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVh8fXzqLz8
>>672238826
Thanks for the advice!
>>672238949
I leave things to future me way too often. It rarely ends well but I always do it because I'm stupid.
>>672238995
You gotta dig through the coal mine to find the gold I guess.
Fuck the r34 website. It's 90% poor drawings and overinflated boobs.
>>672239263
>reaches for gun
>cop kills suspect before putting him at harm
Dindu nuffinz! Hez only a babye (18-20 years old).
>>672239686
Yeah, it's a bad habit we seemingly both have. Meh, people do stupid stuff. We're enjoying ourselves right now so that's what matters for the most part.
>>672239686
Literally. There's a bunch of inflation/overweight shit that gets posted and it's just disturbing
>>672230755
ah, a scythe thats also a gun, was a fucking cool weapon till you keep watching the show and realize every other fucking weapon is also a gun. Defeats the whole concept of individuality
>>672239911
>63 black "witnesses" come out of no where
"His hands were up, He was only 6 Years old!, Honor student!, police are all racist murdering asshole this is why we need to get rid of guns"
>>672238439
Never played it friendo.
>>672238302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zYuRJwS68o
>Don't even have lewds to contribute
>>672239911
Ha, I like to enjoy the present. I'll let the future handle all my problems.
Solid outlook on the world.
We're more alike than I originally thought!
>>672240070
I really can't see how people are attracted to that. I dunno, there are some insane fetishes out there.
Then again, isn't that the point of a fetish to be weird?
Poorly drawn ones are the worst though, if you can't draw then don't attempt.
>>672239685
Looks like another cash grab shitty early access game that will never come out and was just made so morons buy it
>>672240530
I knew you'd cave eventually.
>>672240070
>>672239686
>>672240636
Why the boob hate?
>>672240336
>mhw this has happened more times than I can count
Fucking hell, ugh.
>>672240636
Yeah, the future is meant for the future. Though for some cases that can be different. Yeah, we're pretty alike. That's good to know.
>>672240530
>>672240836
Lewd.
>>672240279
>Every weapon is a gun
That's the point. Monty and RT said that when it was first announced
>>672240336
The logic of these people is hilarious
>We need to ban guns! They're evil and kill!
>Only the government should have guns (IE: Police)
>>672240530
Look who decided to join
>>672240636
I guess. I mean, there are definitely some I had no clue I liked, but then I saw some that just killed me. Good artist are what make it good
>>672241235
>>672241252
>>672240836
There's a reason I don't have any, my dear lewdposters.
>Not you, Stockinganon
>You're awesome!
>>672240772
I hope not, but i guess we'll have to see.
>>672241470
uhh huh, saving the best ones for yourself. I guess i can respect that.
>>672241235
I just want common people to actually do some research before mimicking msnbc's opinions.
Nora claimed
Tatsumaki claimed
>>672241470
Lucky for you i'm just about out
>Not you, Stockinganon
I mean, Stocking is already lewd as she is. Not much you can do about that honestly
>>672241470
Fair enough.
>>672241725
But that requires effort, something people really don't want to put forth anymore. They just think that because someone on TV says it means that they can scuttle about and scream it at someone else.
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