Would you let a gay dragon fuck you in the butt?
>>672130081
no, but id fuck a gay bird
>>672130081
Beats the alternative of being killed by one.
>>672130081
Yes.
>>672130055
>>672130205
Lose some belly and measure using the correct end of ruler.
>>672130272
"Present anus or ill breath fire on you."
Not too shabby. The 3rd revamp of a single thread
>>672130205
>>672129918
7.5 at my best
>>672130480
I take it you're new to these threads.
Feel like playing something but I don't know.
I could stream a game. I also got a capture card too.
>>672130643
Dungeonmans! Play that on steam!
>>672130464
Thought you were top.
>>672130573
No I was here since the thread was first made some hour ago
>>672130805
I go both way. Bottoms fun when you just want to feel like a bitch. Top is good when I got a subby bitch to tease.
>>672130861
Lier
>>672130754
I don't have that.
Was thinking a console game.
>>672130081
No, that's gay. It has to be a straight dragon. I'm not a faggot.
>>672131031
Oh yeah, I'm all bottom, but if a skinny femboy had a nice ass is plow him hard
>>672131031
How gauche
>>672130464
Post your butt.
>>672131031
>>672130861
What ever I don't have to prove anything to you.
I think you are the one who just came in
>>672131195
Would you let a handsome straight dragon fuck you in the butt?
>>672131337
I337 too leet. I would
>>672131036
Ladybug on Colecovision.
>>672131227
Would a skinny twink let u fuck him? That's the question.
>>672131246
I have many tastes. I like to sex with nearly all, with nearly all kinks.
>>672131303
No! Down Snarf, bad doggy!
>>672131306
;) keep hoping that.
>>672131337
Yes
>>672131558
Use to have that.
>>672131558
Heh, I've known a couple, actually... One of those bastards had a huge dick too...
>>672131460
nohomo
>>672131558
Wow, you do like sex, dont ya?
ᴵ ᵈᵒᶰᵗ, ᶦᵐ ᵃ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵇᵒʸ⋅
>>672131841
>nohomo
If you fuck me right
>>672131754
Turbo on Colecovision then?
>>672131812
Yeah those gift to the gays I call them.
>>672131841
I do like sex, it's a natural phenomenon, nearly all life has sex. Join us won't you?
David save yourself the time.
>>672132047
I don't have that colico vision
I have NES, SNES, N64, Game Cube, Wii, Wii U, Sega Master, Sega Genesis (Mega drive), and Dream cast.
>>672132047
Im no good at that.
>>672132155
Oh ya? Tell me how you would.
>>672132142
shut fuck
>>672132310
Well I would be straight, of course. ᵃᶰᵈ ᵃ ᵈʳᵃᵍᵒᶰ
>>672131558
Post it.
>>672132404
FUCK OFF DAD
>>672132203
Should of bought that instead of your tool :)
>>672132264
You drinking tonight?
>>672132505
I-I love fucking gay dragons... >~<
>>672132513
Naw.
I don't really like those super old 8 bit systems.
yo i have a question for all you people
my boyfriend is a furry (i'm also a dude but not a furry) and like furry porn isn't like disgusting (normally) but it's not really too hot, but i'm tryna see the appeal in it for the bae, so like what do you guys find in this stuff that makes it hot, and maybe post some of your favorite pics and i might be able to see it too?
>>672132513
Kind of
Just a beer
>>672132047
Yeah, but he was such a bottom he didn't even like getting head much. He lived out of town and I was planning a trip to plow him, but broke a tooth and spent all my money on dental work.
In general I've found there's a few twinks that are into bigger, older guys. Though it mostly works in that little dudes like plowing bigger guys. There are a couple that love my cock (which yes, it's not actually 8", but nobody measures and I'm plenty big) and the fact that I'm uncut.
And wow this turned into an essay... Tl:dr; yes of your moderately attractive and have a decent cock you can get with twinks
>>672132617
JOEY SUPER FOOD REVIEWS HERE
>>672132459
That's ok. Live out your fantasies. Make me your bitch. You big straight Dragon
>>672132655
You like tigers! You like them SWOLE as fuck. That's all.
>>672132636
Collection master you are not, didn't collect them all.
>>672132737
The new protein beer in the UK?
>>672132889
>>672132655
Its exotic and people preferences are tailored to perfect proportions.
At its base its just fantasy porn.
Some nasty people like it because they actually fuck dogs though.
>>672132655
Furfag here, dating a guy who isnt a furry as far as I can tell. Hes generally good spirited about it (he has a lot of extremely furry friends so hes not too put off by it as far as I can tell). My extent of furry-ness is just with art. I really enjoy pics and animations of it, but I dont go so far as to put on suits or go to conventions. Honestly for me its more about exploring my kinky side, using furry art as an outlet for my sexual interests. Maybe try to find pics that meet your kinky interests (will contriboot if you have any in my folders :P)
>>672132961
New Glarus. A Wisconsin beer.
>>672132655
Personally, I don't fap to furry pics despite being a furry. I more like the aesthetic of a nicely drawn guy who happens to be an animal
>>672132737
Still? I finished mine 10 minuets ago
>>672132952
Sorry babe. Im not into cybering with randoms.
>>672133240
I actually didnt start drinking it until 10 minutes ago.
>>672133271
What ever pussy. Go fap alone. Never forget you are in a fag fur thread.
>>672133171
Local craft beer?
>>672133271
Omg I can cyber with Nibi now! You can be my harem boi!
>>672133490
Man we where ment to drink together
>>672133563
You'l find someone to cyber with.
>>672130081
Yes, Yes I would
>>672133563
Butthurt in all the wrong ways
>>672133682
Yes.
Gross
>>672133705
ikr?
I've been drinking cheap wine since I got home 5 hours ago, but I gotta head to bed soon
>>672133812
Im am very upset.
>>672133754
Would you yiff?
>>672134015
Wew, that depends.
>>672133897
Rude as hell. I didn't want a beer. Make me drink alone. You own me Anon
>>672133897
I would take care of you,feed you,love you. All I want in return is you chained to my throne :)
You can see the generous offer I propose right.
>>672134003
Eat my ass!
>>672134015
Oh honey, haven't you learned? Bottoms are dime a dozen in furry. The tops get their pick of whom they want to plow, even over rp.
>>672134168
On what? *rubs a finger down your chest*
>>672134218
Haha, it would take a really nice ass for me to eat it without it being my master's
>>672134323
But I don't whore myself like the the other subbs do.
>>672132961
that tiger is like, kinda cute but idk it's kinda hard to completely sexualize it
got any more i wanna see what you see
>>672134584
!master orders it, now what do u do?
>>672134709
You want same artist?
>>672134603
Than you're not going to have much luck. If you want an actual romantic attachment to a fellow fur that's going to take way more work
>>672134180
Its my nature to fuck up social situations.
>>672134218
Im not into that.
>>672134380
How attractive one is.
Also AIDS, I dont want body fluids that have AIDS.
>>672134947
nah different artists i need to see more than that maybe it's art styles i don't get
:3
>>672134782
What, as a sub? You fucking eat that ass! As a master? I dunno, sir on that face, I guess
>>672135020
Use condoms.
>>672135110
Here.
>>672135199
Good. So it's not up to you then. May as well eat my ass then.
:3 hehe
>>672135319
what's with the horns
can i see butts i do like butts of all kind
>>672135319
Not ideal. Not doing that.
>>672135319
You planning on being my master? Because I've already got one of those
>>672135319
Eating ass is bad
Lick it.
I must've upset Luc with my Pokémon reference.
>>672135456
Not my character. He's just a SWOLE tiger with some bull mixed in
>>672135502
All free men are masters you obey all slave!
>>672135478
Nice lion. Saved!
>>672135020
Im clean as a vergin. Cause I am one. I just want the dick so bad right now
>>672135709
Heh, going to take a lot more than that of you want me to submit
>>672135709
Yeh
>>672135722
Oh? Are you cute?
>>672135709
No, you didn't
also getting another drawing done.
>>672135829
Would dominate. :3
ok at the end of the day i can say that horse dick is gross but all butts are nice
>>672135916
Guys say that I am.
Are you? Im not in too bear...
>>672135861
You're just a wannabe pet. Don't waste my time.
>>672135922
You find something to play?
>>672136097
naw, getting a drawing done.
>>672135931
I think it's a male.
>>672135861
You could be my pet. I'll brush you and play with you and let you sleep in my bed
>>672136206
Any femboy furry or girl furry is far game for me. >:3
>>672136160
Show me tomorrow when it is done.
>>672136355
Your quiet today kaybe. You do your exercises today?
>>672130081
I'd let a straight dragon fuck me
>>672136077
Twinkish/ottermode.
>>672136481
Its getting done now if you want to watch.
>>672136410
I don't know. That sounds kinda like something a gay dude would say.
>>672136481
No. Been feeling funky all day.
>>672136627
Haha oh well :3
>>672136530
I was called an otter my a str8 before
>>672136570
At gym. Can't, thanks for the invite though.
>>672136627
You Eat some bad curry?
>>672136868
You're always there.
>>672136795
Lovely
>>672136972
Better than sitting an additional 3hrs in front of a PC. I do my 9 hrs at work.
>>672136868
No, just a couple bags of potato chips. But I eat that every day.
>>672137210
The work or the gym?
>>672137231
Uhhh. Maybe that's what causing it. Try some fruit?
>>672137407
Not spending time on the PC for pleasure.
>>672137407
I'm not feeling it. Maybe I'll eat some granola bars to balance it out.
>>672137458
That's what weekends are for. But Ive been doing house work for last month too.
>>672137673
So take some time to yourself.
>>672137881
I do. At the gym.
Imagine if you took your hours on your 2nd most played game on steam, and went to the gym and exercised instead. How many hours would that be? And how would you look? Once you have it it can't be. Taken away,unlike servers shutting down, or players moving to another game?
That's why I'm at the gym.
>>672137669
Good choice
>>672138345
Tablets aren't as good as PCs though.
Also, I hardly play games these days. I really wonder why I buy them.
>>672136097
*shrugs* I'm sure you have a huge library of willing pets, right?
>>672136224
Yay! As a husky I require lots of brushing! *curls up on your lap*
>>672138345
not that fag, but that is a great way to look at it, actually makes me feel like excersizing. who knew gfur could be motivating
>>672130081
Sure.
Would a gay dragon allow me to sniff his butt?
>>672138345
You can lose fitness rapidly.
Well, they're more like candy bars than anything but they taste good so I don't care.
>>672138554
Noi don't. I broke up with my BF of 7 years a few weeks ago. I'm process of selling house and stuff.
>>672138510
If it's for money then keep doing it, if it's just for a collection, then think why do you want a collection? Your time may be of more use elsewhere.
>>672138623
Thanks, I had my moment of realisation after seeing 3000hrs in tf2 1500hrs in payday2 and another 2000or somthing in eve. Plus the real money spent on subscriptions.
>>672138554
*Grabs a brush and runs it down your fur. Flowing with my other hand it start to shine*
>>672138773
And you can lose your rank / high score in a instant too, but someone else is in control of that.
>>672138973
eve huh? i used to play that a lot.
i dont game much anymore, but i do spend a lot of time on the PC. you're right though, with all that time i could've already been like those tigers, damn
>>672138973
>7years
Another reason to not bother with trying to get a bf.
yes, definitly. I want someone to make me his slut
>>672138973
Ouch, sorry to hear it. Especially if you have to sell your house... Did you at least manage to get money back?
>>672139091
*murrs and arches my back, my blue and white fur clearing and smoothing under your brush and paw*
>>672130081
Conditions:
No nigger dragons.
No gook dragons.
No calling me anything but "the fuckhole".
No "obvious faggot" dragon.
Dragons gotta have golden bristles.
Dragon must unload in the other fuckhole.
And I'll most likely need a beer.
>>672139310
That's not necessarily true, and those aren't the only reasons to play. This just seems like a weird and slanted comparison.
... so everyone here's openly gay?
That's actually unexpected. Usually these threads are full of "I'd love to get fucked in the ass but I'm straight"
>>672139524
*continuing to comb you I rub the top of your head and rubs your ears.*
>>672139806
Conditions conditions
>>672139366
Precisely! Plus it something you can really be proud off. No one can give you your body, you must sculpt it with training.
>>672139387
You knew this already.
>>672139524
Possibility, the way I see it is I was living in a house and got paid for it
>>672139662
Well if someone shut of DOTA or LoL tomorrow what have you got? Nothing. If somthing shut the gym tomorrow what do I have? My muscles.
Least it's somthing tangible.
>>672140026
I didnt know the 7 years thing.
>>672139806
It's late?.
>>672139884
*murrs and lifts my head, my ears folding back*
>>672140026
yep, i guess so. losing interest in games is helping.
and yo, sorry about your bf.
>>672140026
Heh, let me guess... You had a roommate or two and they bailed on you
>>672139806
Woah, who you calling gay, buddy?
>>672140026
People can be proud of building skills at a game too.
You would have the experience. You would have what rank you finished at. DOTA and LoL aren't the only games either, so it's nowhere near a fair comparison. And the gym closing down isn't a strong parallel at all. It's just a slanted comparison that doesn't make much sense. I'm not saying one is better than the other, they're just different and have different value to different people. Tangibility has very little to do with anything.
>>672139497
Slllllllllllllllllllllllllut.
>>672140134
*Holding your head with my paw I look down at you. You look very happy from all the brushing. I lean down and give you a kiss on your snout*
>>672140715
*smiles and rubs my muzzle along yours shortly before kissing you back*
>>672140119
Oh I thought up knew.
>>672140335
It's fine, I'm sorta coming to terms with it now.
Exercising doesn't take much time out of your day,1hr per week day with proper diet and you will lose weight. You can still game just for less time each day.
>>672140415
No we lived together for 5 years, got a house for just over two years. He wanted open relationship and a child. I did not.
>>672140532
What's more impressive? I'm rank 3452 of 14775337 in DOTA, or check out my abs baby?
>>672141045
It's not necessarily about impressing anybody. And either one could be more impressive depending on a variety of things.
>>672141045
Oh wow, that's an entirely different can of worms. Did he give any indication before that he was looking for that?
>>672141045
Thats roughly where I quit dota. It started to go up only slightly with every win and I just got bored and decided I didnt care anymore.
>>672130081
Of course I would. It's only one of my biggest dreams.
>>672133024
hey look it's a reasonable person that can describe the appeal of furry
>>672137669
huh that's the first time i've seen that pic. that's a really cute one.
>>672141045
huh 3,452 is actually impressive to me. i think the best thing i have is 7,732 in the world for Osu!Mania
>>672141045
well, stay strong
yeah, i guess so. is stuff like squats/push ups etc okay as cardio? i really dont like running, and biking just isn't heavy enough.
>>672140620
y-yea..
>>672140903
*I rub under your chin and start brushing your side*
Im am too tired. If you want you csn message me on kik or snapchat at billyisbored92 so we could try this again. I haven't had a pet before but you seem like a great one
oh and hey guys :3
>>672140715
You just want my Gmail?
>>672141582
get outta here, this is my pic, nerd
>>672141633
>>672141625
I don't really have chat programs, but I can give you my Gmail if that works...
Hey hey ho ho
Drink is da right wsy meow can
Hic
Live! Oh hoho mohohohomo!
>>672137669
Hi Frisk.
>>672141566
They can be.
>>672141661
Ya I'll take it. I'll mail you in the morning.
>>672141751
now it's mine, nerd
>>672141633
hey :3
soo, wheres your name on it then? :p
>>672141566
Depends on your goals. You may feel a little better than before walking up a flight of stairs, but it's not really equivalent to running a few miles
>>672139806
Enjoying the male form is not gay by default, now is it?
Craving cock might be, but to be brutally honest I just can't see the attraction in giving up on the other cravings just so that I can call myself gay.
Or vice versa for that matter.
Funny how I have no problem being referred to as "The Faggot", but go all "N-no, it's not like that" when random anon doesn't even know I feel included in "everybody here".
I'm an idiot.
>>672141582
Sllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllut.
>>672141827
Hunnibuns!
>>672141842
[email protected]
Yeah, I gotta head to bed too. Let me know who you are so I'll respond, k?
>>672141857
fak
>>672141868
if i had decent photo editing skills, it would have my name on it. does that count? :o
>>672142111
it does, but just because you got trips
>>672141566
If biking isn't heavy enough, you're doing it wrong. Or you've got the wrong bike. Or you're Superman.
Are you Superman?
>>672142236
Hell yeah \o/
>>672141841
I linked the wrong thing.
>>672130227
Birds suck. Bjs just aren't possible.
>>672142603
Guess its time for suicide, then.
>>672141841
>>672141895
well if you've got any advice, i'm all ears. i'm just embarrassed of running here, and the concrete isn't too good on my legs.
>>672142446
i'm not allowed to discuss that, sorry.
i don't know, it just feels like i'm not doing anything. that, and my bike isn't too fast. i could go MTB though...
Steven. I know you prefer ponies but are you in here?
>>672141320
Caught him on grinder.
>>672141231
Yes it depends on the person you ask, but your DOTA rank won't pick up the twinks at the bar, being attractive does.
>>672141511
Yeap, being in top 20% of DOTA still gets you nothing. Being top 20% of males gets you girls, bois, more opportunity.
>>672141527
What does that bring in for you?
>>672141566
Yeah, should be good. Body weight fitness is a thing that will get you attractive.
>>672142068
Homo!!
>>672142708
If you don't like running, stationary bike is nice for cardio. Don't need the resistance very high, you just need to pedal really fast
All this gym talk reminds me I should get there. Guess I'll go when it opens in three hours
>>672133024
That butt is not installed correctly
>>672142912
Go to bed, you have work tomorrow.
>>672142706
It's long overdue, if you ask me. Or anybody else in my life.
>>672142708
Walking. Lots of walking. Walking isn't embarrassing, it's easy on the joints, and it's good exercise. Route out a nice neighborhood and put on a podcast for a few hours.
>>672142708
What's your goal?
>>672142931
Just go everyday, consistency is the key not motivation.
>>672142840
i feel retarded for not understanding how that's phrased
like, i'm legitimately annoyed i can't break that down
>>672142840
attractive? doubt that. healthier? i bet.
>>672142931
2expensive7me
all i got is a 5kg weight, which isn't enough, i should go higher.
yeah, you do that.
>>672143071
that gives me an idea, hiking, that's always nice
>>672143119
first get some fat off. then get a bit of muscle and use this big build i've been given.
>>672143119
You can say that again. Although I think I'd need a different routine if I were going everyday. Squatting on SS isn't made to do daily
>>672143283
Oh my bad, for some reason I thought you were going to a gym. Walking/hiking's a good idea, like the other guy said. Burpees, jump rope, and the like are also good ideas if you want to mix it up
>>672142840
Meh
>>672143604
there's a gym right next to me, but again, too expensive.
i forgot about burpees, thanks!
>>672143283
go look at the male models in mens magazines. they are what's considered attractive to the majority of the population.
if you want to lose fat you need to eat less and exercise more. or exercise much more. or eat much less.
do a 5k walk in the morning before breakfast and a 5k walk in the arvo. do this for two weeks and see how much weight you lose. change your diet to eat a little cleaner too. less soda more water etc.
>>672143604
swap out tues / thrusday squats for more chest work.
>>672143619
just saying.
>>672143809
I could see that working. What about sat/sun? Throw in some accessory stuff to do?
>>672143873
It really not certain to get you anything
>>672143809
not too interested in looking like that to be honest. i mean the body fat in the minus type and muscles way too visible.
5k walks... hmm.
