/b/, I'm texting my crush dubs decides what I say
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/b/, I'm texting my crush
dubs decides what I say
Baby, diamonds are fleeting, but a good rape is forever! ;^)
>>672061204
why haven't we fucked yet
>>672061331
roll
>>672061204
Cuz if you had a bad day I could cheer you up ;)
>>672061331
reroll
>>672061347
roll
>>672061331
rolling
>>672061347
this.
>>672061331
rawl
I want you to fuck my asshole with a dead weasel
>>672061347
Rollin'
>>672061204
I'm such a beta bitch. Do you know any alphas so we can suck their dicks?
>>672061331
this pls
>>672061594
Roll
>>672061606
get
>>672061331
R O L L c'mon!
Imma rape you
>>672061347
Reroll
>>672061204
Did you know jews caused ww II? Neither did I, now I'm rock hard.
>>672061204
You are fucking cringe
I AM A CHILD RAPIST THIS IS A SERIOUS MESSAGE I NEED HELP I AM GOING TO RAPE AGAIN TONIGHT PLEASE CALL THE POLICE I NEED HELP THIS IS SERIOUS PLEASE I CANT CONTROL ME PLEASE
wanna fuck?
>>672061347
Rolando
>>672061204
if you don't fuck me i will kill myself, you have a chance to save a life, will you take it?
>>672061606
Roll
>>672061688
winrar
i go for the classic: why haven't we fucked yet
>>672061688
winner
>>672061204
>ok
>ok
you're obviously bothering her
C-c-can I tell you something really serious that I have been nervous to tell anyone? Jeez, I don't know why I would think I could tell you.. I.. I'm gay. If you don't want to be my friend, I understand... I just really... Like guys :)
>>672061204
baby we gotta go out on a nice date..
>>672061688
Waste
Just ask her the fuck out
Look, I'm gonna be honest. I wanna fuck you. And not soft, either. Hard, rough, wake up the neighbors, fuck the condom and we ain't pulling out kinda sex. All you have to say is you want it too.
>>672061688
winrar
>>672061204
Hey, wanna go out for dinner tomorrow night?
>>672061688
winrar
I gotta be honest with you, i can't pretend anymore... i really like you. I know you'll be my wife one day
>>672061606
Get
>>672061777
Fucking win
>>672061331
r a w l
>>672061777
Trips over rule dubs, faggit
Too bad OP is a fag and won't deliver
>>672061688
OP here, give me a few and ill text her, good job /b/
>>672061731
roll
heheeeyyy heeeeyyyyyyyyyy baaabyyyyy
Fuck u faggots, he said dubs first
>>672061971
Good job /b/
op here sorry its gonna take some time ima nigger
>>672061971
>fag op detected
>>672061971
No fuck you tripfag won
>>672062077
xD
Get out guys. Was just a usual fag OP thread.
/thread
>>672061971
>>672061766
winrar
kwhile we wait for OP I got a question for you fags. I'm snapchatting this 8/10 girl and she's really in to me, already sending "teasing pics". I never really ask for nudes so what is a smooth way to ask for nudes?
if she send I'll obviously share.
Now we wait
>>672062334
OP deliver trips too
>>672061204
PENIS ads VAGINA KEK HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH RAPE I
>>672062334
she's really not going to think that's funny and she'll think you're a weirdo but goodluck with dat bitch OP
>>672062334
godspeed
>>672062334
>mfw op delivered
>>672062334
Not a joke. You've been leading me on way too long. I'm on my way over
I'm already seeing the friendzone
I've always thought you were gorgeous you know. I think you deserve a man who can make you happy.
>>672062521
>mfw san bernandino
I want to cunt punch you, bitch
>>672062565
Roll for this
>>672062620
rerolling in the deep
>>672062334
if legit, and we all know it's not, you're gonna be v& any moment OP
>>672062707
rolling for this
>>672062334
well op
>>672061688
>>672061777
>>672062077
>>672062255
Combine all of them
>>672061844
>>672062711
Hell yeah
>>672062711
>>672061204
i used to fuck ur sister.

she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch? or just talk? im sad. im ok. im sad.

this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2dsGeGzxTs
in the most kind-hearted, loving way, but of course only if your dad watches, if not its no lube in the back tube
Can I fist that pussy
>>672061204
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
>>672062707
rolling for this!
>>672062711
Ty for the roll. You've done well
>>672062707
lol rolling for this
For when she replies:
Do I seem like I am joking? Why do you women whores always like to toy with the heart's of nice guys like me? Can't you see that I am a supreme gentleman?
I'll give you an option: either you can come over now and we forget this ever happened, or I'll come over and what happens happens.
Do you think dogs know that we see in color
>>672062933
Hazaaaaaah!
>>672063049
>>672062946
Samefag
She has spoken
>>672063161
rolling for this
>>672062334
You put jk at the end of that?
>>672063207
NOW ASK HER THE FUCK OUT
>>672061331
Rapeman <3
>>672063222
oooooooooh
>>672063207
Those tears will be mixed with my semen by midnight
>>672063207
This is clearly a relationship built off of nothing but infatuation and emojis. Find something real to talk about, its pathetic. Good luck on dates.
I like licking dog butthole
>op is fag
>>672063235
Ofc he did he is a faggot talking to his crush.
>>672063337
rolll baby roooooll
>>672063207
Now this>>672061933
>>672063207
you twat give me back my ten minutes
>>672063207
This is making me cringe lmao
ive been stalking your facebook for weeks now. the thought of you brushing against my skull will never leave. i want you, and i want you now. ill get you by any means necessary to get to you, even if that means folowing you. i just want your smooth body against mine. the fun ima have with you after i hogtie you in a basement all to myself, my little sex doll.....
>>672063222
holy shit nigger
>>672063311
Checkem
>>672063207
what a fucking cunt
You know that you don't need to refrigerate mayo right?
My friend took my phone and sent that lol
>>672063443
rolling for this
>>672063420
filename
>>672063443
right here OP
>>672063500
I CANT FUCKING STOP GETTING DUBS AND TRIPS
>>672063544
Checked
>>672063544
Winrar
"I just wanna tingle your pussy lips"
>>672063700
Checked again
>>672063443
This is the shit OP
>>672063673
LOL
>>672063700
Dubs confirming dubs
>>672063544
winrar
>>672063366
Yeah no one checks mine huh
Send some nudes
link this thread
>>672063443
re roll
Listen I have a crush on you and I really want to go out so how bout it?
So do you enjoy the taste of human feces as much as I do?
>>672063953
reroll
if trips then this thread = spiderman thread
>>672063700
Check the checker
>>672063999
Nigger Faggot
>>672063443
Rollinggggggggg
>>672063997
Reroll
Where the Fuck did OP go
OP here
Should I "accidentally" send her my nudes?
Trips decide
>>672063443
This one OP
if trips, op kills self
>>672064133
Can I stop getting dubs
post her a link to this thread
>>672063999
.
>>672062933
Check em op
>>672064143
Yes, just do it anyway and stop being such a fucking pussy
>>672064143
Make her know it's deliberate
>>672064143
You should accidentally kill yourself
>>672064143
only if your cock is 7"+
>>672064233
Horry shiiiiet
send nudes
>>672064255
reroll
Im fucking serious if we dont fuck tonight i will kill myself thats all i have wanted since the day i met you. if it doesnt happen now it never will
if quads, ill kill myself
>>672064422
WINRAR DO IT OP
post text and pic: "this me"
>>672064143
Trips concurs
quads
OP is such a fucking pussy. Just post already
>>672064143
Lol send 'em.
>>672063443
i'll defo roll for this
send her a picture of your dick soft
>>672064143
Go on puss
>>672064143
yes. do it
>>672064580
Do it ffs
Ok, enough with this LMAO shit, I'm seriously going to rape you the next time we meet
Sharpie in pooper
>>672064732
This
do it. Send nudes
>>672064143
Send her nudes of your ass. Sharpie in pooper
>>672061204
OPs a faggot who pussied out
Do u wanna fuck or something?
Do you have a little sister?
this nigger wont do it nudes
Rolling for trips get
>>672064866
You better deliver OP
Tell her to send a pic with her shoe on her head
>>672064143
Not if you're a fat nigger
Fuck me or I will kill your parents, and if you tell anyone I will kill myself.
>>672065013
OPs a pussy he got scared
>>672063207
Now you ask her out OP. Trust me!
>>672064297
Ye this
>>672062933
Underated reply, op littl bitch didn't deliver
>>672061204
I want to clip your toenails and have you shove your pinky toe in my penis. Then you can get the fuck out of my house because I just finished using you like the whore you are
Send US nuds
>>672065168
This
>>672065168
rolling in the deep
>>672064233
OP this nigga got double dubs
>>672065168
this
Can I have pics of your little sister or you when you were like 5?
>>672065168
this
Is OP still there?
a
>>672061204
I never asked you this but what is your full name
(my master plan begins here)
Op is a faggot and won't deliver. Fuck this shit. Abbandoning thread
OP is a fucking bitch, at least show proof you sent.
>>672065443
nope OP is kill
>>672065408
Reroll
>>672065465
Roll!
Op has forgotton or bitched out on this thread. Fukin puuuuuussyyyy
OP fagged out because he is a pussy and couldn't say these "horrible things" to his crush
Fucking fag
Link the thread faggot
>>672065465
This
>>672061594
Rolling
Send her this
>>672061204
I've always wanted to suck a cock.
Always been wondering what that feels like.
Just big fat cock in my tiny little mouth,drooling all over it.
Waiting for it to cum all over my throat,and then swallowing it all like some stupid fucking faggot.
>>672065608
>>672065603
>>672065585
>>672065476
>>672065472
>>672065101
>>672065013
>>672064842
What if OP was successful and he's balls deep in her now..
>>672065465
Blaaaaaaaaaaaa
thread is kill?
>>672065465
Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>672065465
Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
OP's a pussy who will never get laid unless he takes risks
>>672065957
>enough of a faggot to get /b/ to get him laid
>balls deep
Funny
if quints you leave 4chan forever
OP here
Guess who got nudes /b/tards
>>672066727
Fake faggot is worst faggot
>>672065891
or this
>>672066727
PROOF YOU NIGGER
ur mom
reelin, send em
>>672066727
are you even trying to bait you spineless fucknugget?
OP
"I'm so hot for you. I wanna rip off your clothes and piss on your tits."!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqszVbDA94w
>>672066727
Send them fage
>>672066727
pics or it didn't happen
OP got the nudes shitfags
>>672066834
Jesus..
>>672067120
>image.jpg
nice googled tits
>>672064143
roll
ask her out
send her nudes
accidentally send her your nudes and ask for some in return
>>672068177
winrar
OP you faggot you put JK at the end of that you bitch, if I get dubs you gotta admit you like loli to your crush
>>672068177
I "accidentally" sent I'm down for a blow job to a girl it worked out.
SEND THE NUDES M80
do it
if dubs send this pener
>>672069159
Rool
>>672069377
WINRAR
>>672066834
I feel like it wouldn't be hard to get your balls through the tubes, you could probably do them one at a time, but its more the stretching that would hurt like fuck.
>>672069159
Wow, thats a piece of nice pussy ravager. I wonder how many hymends did it tear apart?
>>672065891
Op is black
>>672061204
Man your texting is cringy
