Why aren't you at work or school right now?
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Why aren't you at work or school right now?
>>671525747
I'm gonna get caught up in the morning and I don't know how to make it to the hospital and they said they were going to get the money for the first one
its 7PM you amerifag, just kys
>>671526157
EST makes the world go round
Work nights. Stay with the kid days.
>>671525747
because I do not work until tomorrow night
and op I want to fap to Emma now :)
>>671525747
It's my birthday. Not even getting dressed today.
>>671526401
>>671526556
Face 7.5/10
Sex Appeal 6/10
This>>671526401
>Also
I don't work, and i drop school, so i'm gonna fap with Emma
>>671525747
another country, different time.
>>671525747
Disabled.
Snows melting off.
Waiting for summer crew to start up.
>>671526714
>>671526721
>>671525747
I am currently at work earning $50/hr while browsing /b/. Are you jealous?
>>671525747
Beacause my job prevented me from getting an appointment with the counselors at my college, holds were put on my account and when the spring term started my work suddenly slashed everybody's hours and so now I work a days a week when I used to work 8 hours every day.
Wheee
>>671526758
slipping on wet floors is not a real job
did you guys hear emma subscribes to a site that teaches women how to masturbate?
>>671526918
I am doing the same but I'm not even at work. Still getting paid though. Taking a long lunch and doing a little shopping.
>>671527044
moar info
>>671527043
That's not actually why I'm disabled.
>>671526918
yuuuuuuuup
>>671525747
Cuz it's 7PM bruh
Because I have chicken pox and I am confined to my apartment until it's better. I fucking hate it. I can't work I can't volunteer and I can't go out dancing
>>671527229
Enjoy your future shingles.
>>671525747
Anxious and feelin' bad, OP. Wish I'd have gone. Might still go.
>>671525747
Chicken pox
>>671527229
>under 18
>banned
>rip
>>671525747
Masterbating
>>671525747
I just got home
>I just got home
Because it's 5:42 in the evening
Rebroke my hand, back at it tomorrow. Rollll
I am at work.
>>671527330
kill urself my man
>>671527044
Checked.
Also Sauce?
>>671527044
no I did not hear this until you just said it
if you know moar detail than that, you must now tell us or forever be a faggot
broke my foot. cant go back to work for another 4 weeks
>livingthedream.jpg
Im in school
>>671527122
google emma watson omgyes
>>671527044
Yes. Costs 40 pounds a month too.
>>671527429
Nah, bigger picture is a good one. Just having trouble picking up the brushes.
>>671525747
I'm on lunch faggot
>>671527411
Bong bro!
>>671527170
Where are you?
>>671526157
You too.
>>671525747
It's 18:45 u faggot!
>>671527420
how heavy is that beggars cup?
>>671527469
You can tell she is somewhere on the spectrum.
Waiting for my shift to start right now, nigger.
>>671527587
What?
>>671526964
>my job prevented me from seeing a counselor
>not reading the class flowchart and scheduling them yourself
>having months to figure out a day you can go see a counselor and doing nothing about it
You are a fucking lazy piece of shit. Stop making excuses and clean yourself up. Anyone will see through your clowny excuse and see youre a lazy fuck.
I dropped my morning class and prof cancelled my afternoon class sooooooooooooo...
>>671525747
work for refineries
it's usually 2 to 4 months at a time
right now on vacation
I'm on the toilet at work right now getting paid to shit. Then I'm going to class in an hour. So suck it OP you faggot
>>671525747
I'm a filthy hikki. I sit around shitposting and watching TV and playing pokemon all day.
>>671525747
Because im not amerifat
why do they shy away from sex so hard, that they dont even flick their bean?!
>Emma Watson is so SMRT and rich and famous and so "pro women", that she forgot to touch herself and doesnt know how to have sex or orgasm on her own, so she needed to subscribe to a website that will teach her how to rub 1 of for the LOW payment of 19 quid a month
>this gay Earth
>>671525747
It's my day off
>>671525747
My day off nogger
I have a CT scan at 3.
Got a fractured skull and other injuries after getting mauled by a bus that cut me and a friend off a few weeks back.
>>671528208
off*
>>671525747
I am at school but 4chan is infinitely more important than introduction to music.
>>671525747
1. It's 18:52 here (6:52pm)
2. Got a depression that I'm currently being treated for, going to get into a help program to get me into a job for a trial period soon.
3. I'm unemployed
>>671525747
class doesnt start till1
>>671526758
Shut up and go die in the corner of a bathroom you miserable untermensch. I hope you were adopted you mutilated fuck. Little shit.
I am at school right now
>>671525747
Just got my associate degree in electrical engineering in December. Taking some time off. Got off work 5 hours ago.
>>671525747
Getting close to getting an AAS in software development, but I'm an asthma fag with incredibly bad allergies so I'm at home today, sniffly. This week's project is fucking cake in all my classes though so no worries
>localization is the easiest thing on a mobile app
>>671525747
Paramedic, got off last shift of rotation this morning. 4 days off, then back at it.
>>671528574
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It's 8pm here..
Because it's 6pm here and I work 9-5
>>671525747
Cause I'm closing tonight so I don't go I'm until 4:45
The
>>671525747
Because it's my weekend
Game.
Because I didn't get into my math class, and i dont start my shift til 1:30.
Work 12 hour shifts. Get tons of time off.
I am, lunch break
>>671525747
I'm unemployed and can't keep a stable job, even quit my last job in one day.
>>671525747
don' be fuckin' wif me white bo'. i gots de recidibism desease an' i has to be here when my dealah come by. why you always pickin' on de black man? sheeit.
>>671525747
Swing shift.
>>671525747
I iz at werk nigga
>>671525747
its 1915 faggot. gimme a break
>>671525747
Richfag checking in
>>671525747
I had to get my festivals ultrasounded
>>671528103
Oh shit, the euromad is becoming retardstrong
>>671528494
To be this mad on the Internet, please don't kill yourself, it's not worth it
its late
>>671525747
I'm getting ¢29 burgers at mcdonalds
because i work nightshifts and i leave for work in 3 hours
>>671525747
Joke's on you, I'm shitting no thw school bathroom.
>>671525747
got done with all my shit early and got sent home
I am at work, but I can get away with slacking.
>>671525747
Working from home because I can!
>>671525747
i'm a neet and don't know when my life went so wrong
Fucking world class headache.
because I'm a master's level student on full ride and I'm done for the day you cucks
I skipped 4th you nigger. Fuck English
>>671525747
It's 19:20 here.
Because I work 1-10 pm
Lunch break
>>671525747
It's 6:30pm, regardless, I'm unemployed.
Because 10 miles is worth driving to do something during a 4 hour break.
>>671525747
I got a new job but I can't start until I get my CDL permit.
>>671531299
Where in the fuck are you from???
I am
/thread
Chilling, wasting my time here and getting my threads ignored tho
I have my catheterization today, so I get today and tomorrow off.
Sick leave, pissing out of my asshole
>>671525747
i have a week off
>>671526157
no u
>>671531566
wad dat
>>671525747
I am at work.
Because I have an hour until work starts.
>>671525747
It's 8.27 Pm
I am in debt to go to this school, might as well go to my classes. Fuck
>>671525747
I am at work...at lunch. EST-Master race shitpost-reporting in.
>>671527170
>bruh
kill yourself
Having lunch
Because I am NEET
>>671525747
I dont have to work I get autismo bucks
its 7er clock you fucking monkey
>>671533955
you are 43. You are too old to be a NEET
>>671525747
Got 3 weeks holiday booked, mate
>>671525747
dont live in murica
I work at a school
because its 7pm
>>671534561
wow. 10 years since Malcolm ended. Feel fucking old
Sick in bed. Called my job and told them I can't go in
>>671525747
I am. I have a slow job so I can sporadically check my phone, and my online stuff.
>>671536070
school is tuesday and thursday. i work monday wednesday and friday. today is monday. i took the day off work because studying for this midterm is more important than a $12/hr job been studying since friday 24/7 and still need to squeeze in this last day of review.
more emma!
>>671536407
>>671525747
Cause I ain't amerifag, you cunt...
+ my work is in a school...
Because I was done with my night shift at 7am this morning, and I don't have class until wednesday
>be me at college
>always at school
got fired couple days ago, got a very nice severance package. i feel being a degenerate for a couple months
>>671536996
>>671526964
nice excuse fag. whats even worse is you believe your bullshit and no one else does. the only people willing to call you out on it are us because no one irl cares enough about you.
college is clearly more important than your shit job.
i was at the hospital all night long when my kid was being born 3 months ago. i left the hospital hrs before my child was born to make it to my appointment 2 hour drive away in l.a. traffic just so i could secure getting back into university. how am i gunna take care of my kid if im working some shitty 15-20/hr or worse minimum wage job
because I worked last night, faggot.
>>671537173
>>671525747
Because it's 20:15 in Sweden.
On suspension for talking shit about my supervisor. Was suspended immediately. Everyone got butthurt because apparently, he cant do that. Its been over week and still waiting yo get fired so i can go look for a higher paying job
>mfw
>>671526302
That's why GMT is literally the basis for all time around the world and EST is really just GMT-5.
night shift
>>671537374
since most of you are currently not busy as you've directly admitted, perhaps you could take a few minutes to make a sperm donation to your Emma spank banks
those that are at work but posting, I encourage you to be daring. employee bathroom is off limits
This
>>671526758
If you're able to post here, you're able to work you selfish piece of shit. I hope you die of whatever the Fuck ails you.
>>671525747
it's night time here so that's why. Now that you have an answer please delete this shitty thread.
>>671537772
>>671526421
That is soo sad, dudee.
>>671525747
because im not 12 and a faggot posting emma fakes
>>671538139
this makes no sense at all and I think you actually are 12
>>671538305
u wot 8?
I'm actually at work right now, just taking a shit break.
>>671525747
cuz college faggot
Because i only worked until 1
Got laid off from my job that I had for four years, got a new job shortly after that, worked three days then tore my ACL. Had reconstructive surgery, and still recovering. Shit sucks yo, I have never wanted to go back to work so bad in my life.
>>671538305
>>671538139
because it's 9:30pm u cunt
i'm sick and my manager is an asshole
no more emma?
Because I'm an air force and the only things I should be doing is preparing myself physically and mentally for basic training in a month.
The reason I'm not out running my ass off like I should be is that I have errands to run in an hour and I don't want to be walking on sore legs.
>>671537968
MMMmmmm Emma. I desperately want to feel the wind from her queefs tickle my nose hairs.
>>671538914
I'm this poster, let me impart some wisdom onto you faggots, get Aflack. It's only like $40 a month, but it can save your ass. If I didn't have it I would be fucked.
>>671525747
I'm taking a year off to try and be a better feminist
>>671525747
29 year old NEET.
>>671525747
I am. Get rekt NEET.
sss
>>671540120
that's a super hot fake
>>671540105
It's 19.45 here you maniac. The world doesn't revolve around your faggot time.
>>671540509
because szlachta nie pracuje
>>671525747
Shift starts at 4
nothing says "im a strong, independent woman", like having your mommy on every set
>>671540867
>>671540509
>>671525747
Because here its 8.49pm and i just came back from work.
>>671540924
co to za dupencja?
>>671525747
Had an early morning shift.
Came home early to fap.
>>671526918
Yep
>>671528494
Lmao I'm not physically disabled not do I have Down's syndrome. I'm bipolar. I can work and have been looking for work. It's tough, nigga.
>>671525747
im still getting paid till July from my last work that fired me, I've been chilling it back since Januari
>>671529505
Why?
>>671541122
what the shit are you on about anon?
>>671536600
That job is more important, you brainwashed millennial fuckwad.
>>671542034
i love you anon-kun
>>671525747
I'm already home from today's work. Not in school.
>>671525747
i work from home. which means i wear pajamas all the time.
>>671525747
bcuz it's 20:55 here what the fuck
>>671537938
Never said I wasn't able to work. I wanna work. I'm looking for work, dumb fuck. You wanna hire me?
why go to school when i can do all my assignments online
>>671542034
Emma brings her mom to every shoot. Even the 1 where she was naked. Shes very independent and strong, just like every 3rd wave pesudo-feminazi, no?
>>671542208
why dont you get off of here and look for a job loser
>>671525747
because I have depression and no one knows and class just sounds stupid right now.
inb4 kill yourself
>>671542382
faggot be depressed in school.
>>671542304
uhh the lady that goes everywhere with Emma isn't her mom, it's her manager bro
>>671525747
because it's nearly 21:00 (9pm for you americunts) and i deserve a fucking break
because im a NEET piece of shit
>>671542348
I have been. One place told me to call back in a couple weeks because the hiring manager is new and wants to get acclimated first, another place told me to apply at the end of February since they're hiring in March (Costco so I'd be making like $15/hr), and other places I've got turned down because of not having enough experience.
>>671525747
Because class starts at 1
March break
>>671525747
because I am a neet
>>671542778
same
>>671525747
because i don't live in a shithole country in murica
>>671528208
>emma watson omgyes
I bet she is better at flicking her bean than you are at stroking your pickle.
A little advice here and there is great if you want to become even better at something.
Free day
>>671542491
thats not who im talkin bout, im talkin bout HER MOTHER
Because I'm a UKfag and it's 8pm and I've been at uni today already and I work at a shoe shop but not on a monday and I've handed my dissertation in today so eat my dick
Because I'm studying for my board exams.
>>671525747
I've just been smoking weed and on the computer at my parents house for the last few months.
>>671526421
happy birthday slut
>>671537724
There's a nipple there
>>671537173
is it me or she kinda looks like the Starwars girls on this pic ?
>>671525747
It's 9:13 pm here. So just no.
because it is 21:16
>>671525747
It's 21:17PM in Germany and I'm watching "Der Name der Rose" on arte
>>671545142
RIP Umberto Eco
>>671545288
Exactly, that's why they are showing it
I am a millionaire. I own a mansion und a yacht.
>>671545514
Good4u
>>671544929
Is that fake?
grandpa died. Three days bereavement
>>671545776
<3
>>671546163
what would make you think that?
>>671525747
Today's my day off.
Shift doesn't start for a few more hours.
>>671525747
Because it's 8:29pm
Because I have people to work for me.
>>671525747
Because here it's GMT+1.
>>671525747
Took the day off to go to a concert later.
because I just spent 6 hours at school now fuck off.
Class just let out
Unemployed and have been looking for a month while living in my parents basement.... I'm slowly losing hope and turning into a neckbeard against my will
Student shooter, shot four people. Let everyone out early.
>>671547435
>>671547602
time to fap to Emma?
>>671547702
I think this might be fake also
>>671525747
but I am at work. I'm just fucking off on the phone
>>671547880
there is an ever so slight possibility of that
>>671525747
Yurop!
>>671525747
I thought it was Sunday.
