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I'm back from my unban fags.

Rekt thread? Rekt thread.
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>>671503370
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>>671503416
dumping
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>>671503528
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>>671503566
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>>671503416
rekt thread, not gore newfag
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>>671504365
Jesus, does it really fucking matter?
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>>671504908
yes
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>>671504908
start your own gore thread if you want gore
now behave or piss off
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>>671503370
what is that
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>>671505228

the amount of gore is irrelevant. Rekt is still rekt.
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>>671506593
car accident left this guy with a piece of glass in his eye for sometime.
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Why the fuck wont it let me play webms on my mobile anymore
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>>671508223
Got the same issue here.
Opening the webm in a separate tab works for me.
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>>671508156
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>>671508791
That guy is aiming for her face, I wonder if this got him to lose any if not all possible inheritance.
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>>671509360
>>671509445
>>671509528
you see stuff like this and you're like, why aren't we nuking them yet? because there's civilian involved?
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>>671509360
>>671509445
>>671509528
Yeah, repost all thoes old, boring ISIS pictures again. I'm sure someone hasn't seen all of those yet.
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>>671509003
by fire be purged!
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>>671509683
just dumping
>too lazy to find OC
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>>671508687
See that doesnt even work for me, and i paid for this goddamn Merlin app which was working perfectly fine up until yesterday. Now i cant play webms at all, on any app i download.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY
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>>671509814
yeah well we aren't.
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>>671510033
got a few gifs
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>>671510155
Probably going to be shit ive seen before but yeah go ahead
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>>671510126
you know why?
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>>671510270
hit me
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>>671509994
Fuck. Thats my ultimate nightmare. What a horrific feeling that must be.
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>>671509360
>gopros strapped to the cage
>shaky (as in "recorded by hand shaky") underwater video
nigga wut
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>>671510327
Something like:
>Bomb them
>Bad guys ded
>No one using land anymore
>can't use land, too unsafe
>media make ppl mad at us for bombing bad guy
>ppl now bombing us!
or something like that
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>>671509814
they have oil, murica love oil
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>>671509602
Story???
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>>671509602
What is going on?
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>>671503528
story?
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>>671510270
Bad luck
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>>671510033
They play in my browser. Used to have to have an app.
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ISIS's hands and faces are pretty fucking white.
Who's funding these guys? They've got better video capturing devices and software than me.
And a fucking tank?
Not like an old clapped-out soviet leftover from WW2 or Afghanistan, but a fucking almost new one?
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>>671509683
reposts are 90% of these threads
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>>671510809
obviously gooks being gooks.
Just like niggers
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>>671510913
Most pictures don't get reposted in every single fucking thread.
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>>671510925
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>>671510901
>And a fucking tank?
Oh no, they have a fucking T-55 which every AT weapon constructed in the last 50 years takes out in a single hit from every possible angle.
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>>671509635
My thoughts as well. I would've nuked em looooooooooong ago.
Damn sandniggers.
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So I'm an 18 year old Second Year UK college student. In tutor, we just THIS talk.
I mean am I wrong for getting pissed at this? People don't just to be gay or not but this is fucking obscene. There's an average, normal girl who sits across from me who's gay, and even she couldn't be fucking with this.
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>>671511219
Ah fair enough.
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>>671510901
yeah it's not like sandniggers are rich on their own right? gotta be the us founding them.
>>671511219
pretty much this
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>>671511369
What, they saved up all their pocket money or something?
I didn't say the US is funding them. I am saying someone must be considering they can just pull whatever they need out of their asses.
Money doesn't just happen.
Unless they're all, what, investment bankers or something? Saved up a bit every now and then over 20 years thinking "yeah soon we'll have all the guns and shit we'll ever need and just kill and bomb whoever we want".
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>>671509445
Look familiar?...
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>>671503416
"Can you hear me now?" Good!
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>>671503566
Why?
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>>671511536
don't get me wrong, there's some implication with the us and russia and god knows who else out there, that being said, sandniggers have oil, and pretty much the whole world buy oil from them. part of the revenue goes straight to this shit guerrilla isis
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>>671510735
Go ride your bike, beta boy.
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>>671511336
people are stupid, like me. So you're best to do what you need to to fit in and emit how you really feel to people you trust.
>or just whatever
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>>671511816
Saudi Arabia AND America fund ISIS. Two peas in a pod.
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>>671508528
Wake me up
>CAN'T WAKE UP INSIDE
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>>671510809
kids torturing a smaller kid just for fun
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>>671509187
whats happening here?
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>>671512262
I have no idea?
>filename
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>>671503451

every time
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>>671512419

this kills the skier.

>yes, he is kill there
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>>671512519
Does it, that's amazing!
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>>671511778

good thing that road rage incident was averted
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>>671511279

what could possibly go wrong?
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>>671508219
the fuck
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>>671508156

Topkek
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>>671512698
... what
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>>671503451
Lol watch his hand before he actually tries to help xD.
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>>671509965

funnier when it's grandma

but still always hilarious
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>>671512698
Wtf happened here? Nerve gas?
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>>671503528
what are they actually doing to him?
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>>671508219
The baby is enjoying it. Leave.
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>>671511778
I love how no one is even trying to get him off her
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>>671512698
>b me
>b that dad
"son you are such a disappointment kill yourself"
>son shoots himself in the head
>though quickly pops into my mind
>slap him in the head
>didn't work
>cries on floor
>...
>no profit
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>>671513221
Pretending to be his family
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>>671509994
Dmn I jerked off to this. Should I get help?
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>>671510270
That's some Final Destination shit, what the fuck.
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>>671508219
Here we go again, showing the world how chimp niggers get when you take away their chicken and watermelon.
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>>671507806

what could possibly go wrong?

incorrect filename, btw

bannanasfoster.webm
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>>671513505
>take away their chicken and watermelon.
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>>671513478

Was not expecting that. That was hilarious
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>>671513612
>bannanasfoster.webm

Thanks for the correct file name.
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>>671507806

where is sound when you need it?

this really should be to that benny hill music

pic related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxoUmh2FCX4
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>>671511778
yes.. tap him with your foot, that'll stop him
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>>671513381
No,
whatever you do do not get help. You are special and we need you. Without you this place would not be the beautiful place it is today :)
Just look at this thread and what it's become, this wouldn't be perfect without people just like you. So please reconsider, don't get help and don't change.
>Remember, you're here forever
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>>671513917
Thanks :)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aB16oRbno7U
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>>671513917
>>671514000
Samefag. How pointless. Your joke still isn't funny
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>>671512875
They should try boiling alive next.
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>>671510726
I love how he still keeps jerkin it after the first throwup
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>>671513917
that can't be real, that's pure nightmare gem quality material.
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>>671510934
So satisfying to watch
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>>671510901
>Who's funding these guys?
They're selling oil to Syria, among other places.

Doesn't help them that they just put all their money in one big pile as they learned back in January.
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>>671503370
what was the ban for?
and how long?
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>>671514145
Oh boy! I have a folder full of scat that's nothing.
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Not really into the gory shit does anyone have any porn reks?
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>>671504365
>>671505122
>>671505228
Fag police detected
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>>671514150

headphone testers

>protip: try watching while listening to that Benny Hill music. much mo better

>pic related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxoUmh2FCX4 that Benny Hill music
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>>671514150

I thought it looked fake too but it does have a kaotic watermark and that site is full of some hardcore stuff. Probably real. Dunno the story though maybe it's some Mexican cartel freezer.
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>>671514150
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Where can I watch all the ISIS vids? Do they have like a website?
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>>671512698
rolling on the floor laughing like pepper pig...fuck.
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>>671504365
>rekt thread, not gore newfag

dude looks pretty fucking rekt to me
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>>671512206
Thank you.
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>>671514424

damn, that's not the kind of thing that happens to attractive white boys

story??
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>>671513185
dad: you wanna shoot yourself go ahead here's my gun
Son: l8r
Parents: He actually did it what a madman

Then they start freaking out
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>>671506835
neat
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>>671514420
I'm from border jumper land, I can tell you those corpses do not look like people from this shit hole, they look too white and too skinny to be mexicans.
I know Kaotic is very hardcore, but the skin would tear apart from the corpses hanging.
that has got to be fake but gem quality nightmare material for sure.
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>>671514310
What on earth just happened here? No one just starts randomly vomiting that much blood for no reason.
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>>671508223
>>671508687
>>671510033
>>671510870

Stop being poor and buy a decent phone.

Works fine on my note 5
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>>671514796
"gastrointestinal bleeding"
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>>671514796
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>>671514791

texting and chewing gum while on the job in customer service

what she deserved = got
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>>671514796
>filename
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>>671514908

oh dat file name!
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>>671514908
>not have
>>671514636
>>671514424

I am inspired.

I shall save the file and rename it: fraternityprank.webm

the word of anon
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>>671514796
he's still alive...
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>>671514792
They were refrigerated. That was a large meat hanging cooler. The corpses look white, because blood has either pooled to their feet, or it has been drained. All of them have cuts directly over their carotid artery. My guess is that the blood was drained. I went far enough in medical school to recognize dead bodies.
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>>671515320

>donkey..food

No, that's a goat being beheaded for adultery.
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>>671515320
>>671515455
Those animals have cute horns.
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>>671515455
>not go

this does not kill the goat

note: legs still moving
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>>671511336
Fag go put this shit in some feels thread and go fuck yourself
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>>671515489
>I'm touched
>>by my dad

green tex that shit
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>>671515371
Yeap, corpses look pallid and blood settles down, I didn't knew blood was drained from the corpses that's scary, but I mean the skin would tear apart from the gravity pulling them down, but it looks like a very good way to safe space in the morgue.
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>>671515509
>>671515517
>>671515638
Being this new...
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>>671515761

someone with the skillz please run that backward and call it: lipaugmentation.webm
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>>671513917
this i fake, there are tons of evidence online even a behind the scenes look at how they are made, they are for movies... 4chan just got dumber because newfag saved a webm from a previous rekt thread trying to be HC..
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>>671510033

VLC media player?
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>>671512130
the loop on this is fantastic, he falls and then walks straight back onto the screen
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>>671515761
Rate of decomposition is determined by environmental factors. Keeping them refrigerated, or cooled drastically slows down the decay. If I were a betting man, I'd say cooled would give you a few says, before the weight of the bodies became too much for the tissues and bones to handle. Frozen, they could probably be kept indefinitely.
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>>671516012

faggot
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>>671516087
I see two corpses there am I wrong?
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>>671513634
Funniest one ever
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>>671508085
story ? source ?
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>>671510033
>GAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY

and fake
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>>671510155

this one makes me so happy
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>>671510726

>hands her a Ralph's bag
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>>671516370
>Ralph's bag

is there a Ralph's around here?
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>>671514791
OH SHIT

Boost has iPhone 5c's now?
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>>671516123
Sounds reasonable, but I don't see frosting, are corpses frozen solid in some lorn storage morgue? I thought they dunked them in formol, I have seen some corpses, but just hours after death and they weren't that cold, but that morgue only stored the corpses for a shot period of time.

Thanks for the Info.
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>>671516311
The street...

I don't understand why these people don't at least try to fight back. Gun, sword, whatever. I just can't imagine myself sitting there waiting for death instead of going down trying.
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>>671510749
>>671510755
Man shoots self, falls down, and his last act is to pull the pin on a grenade
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>>671513634

Still the most entertaining REKT in 2016.
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>>671510726
Ralphs hahahah
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>>671507806

fucking love it. hope he is in pain forever. I would love to hear the screaming.
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>>671515840
>>>671515638 (You)

faggot
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>>671517154
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>>671512698
Is the dad crying or laughing, could never tell
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>>671509528
oh cool, I hadn't seen this one yet.
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>>671514123
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>>671515057
Lol, he looked like the raccoon stealing a doormat
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accidents
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>>671516533

this doesn't kill the mouse, notice top still swimming

>>671515638
>>671515840
>>>671515638 (You)
>>671517291
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>>671517644
that's the Nigglet washing machine.
I love the reaction of the guy with the red baseball cap barely doing something.
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>>671509187
Lol at the dude at the end of the video down the bottom right who slips on some heads.
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>>671517513
>laughing
And I would laugh right along with him
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>>671517329

dat file name!!
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>>671516590
I guess it depends on the situation. Bodies are still dipped and kept in tanks, while others are frozen. For example...

You're a medical supply company that serves public and private sectors for medical, forensic, whatever purposes. You probably have dozens, if not hundreds of bodies that you supply. You need a solution that will allow you to store large numbers as cost effective as possible, while using the least amount of space. Feezers solve this problem.

Now you're a medical school, or a ballistics lab and you only need a few bodies on hand that your trained staff and untrained students can easily handle and store. This is where a storage tank would come into play.

I'm not saying that's what happened here. Truth is, none of us know for sure, but considering the source and the detail PLUS sheer number of highly detailed male AND female bodies. I would guess someone filmed this at a med supply company, or a body farm and then leaked it out.
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>>671510726
That's fine. There's a market for that.
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>>671509635
>using CIA videos as proof
As long as Israel is first.
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>>671508219
baby got fucked up.
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>>671515371
>I went far enough in medical school to recognize dead bodies.

but not far enough to become doctor to be too busy to fap to dead bodies on /b/
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>>671518009
not rekt enough to save tho
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>>671516590

shoe off.

confirm kill

pic related
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>>671516830

file name

kek
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>>671517879
I'm trying to verify the authenticity of that video, but your knowledge is welcome here, you are the man, you are fucking awesome for these detailed answers.
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>>671511536
When the Iraqi army originally fought Islamic state, they dropped their weapons and ran. Guessing that included tanks

> despite being better equipped
> despite having larger numbers
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>>671518149
Actually, I couldn't handle the smells. Shit, piss, blood, mucous, sweat, pus, gangrenous rot, and none of it mine?

Yeah, just too much for me to handle.
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>>671511536
>I didn't say the US is funding them.
But the US is funding them.
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>>671518374
Thanks. Like I said, none of us know for sure, but if it's fake, someone spent a lot of time and money to make a simple shock video.
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>>671503416
story though? this is sick but intriguing, why did they do this?
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>>671518374

2 weeks later
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>>671513612

>bananas foster.web
>kek
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>>671518544

he choked on vomit.....

you mean like Jimi Hendrix?

no, not his OWN vomit
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*yawn*
>when I start to recognise all webm from the thumb
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>>671518944
>soup

'soup baby?
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>>671518700
Yeap, I thought the same, It would be too expensive to set up something like that, you are the man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aFlZUTiEDU

>>671518726
Call me a faggot, I know every one here is a Faggot, but I don't like watching cat videos, I have a soft spot for them.
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>>671519031
Huh? I think you're responding to the wrong person. I didn't mention vomit.
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>>671518944
what in the world, nightmare material right here, is that from an abortion clinic or what?
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>>671514791
Haaaaa!
busy on cellphone, sees customer approaching.
pretends to be working.
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>>671517657
I cant stop laughing OMG YES
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>>671519222
Nice trips.
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>>671514687
this is what happens when you text and drive
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>>671519195
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>>671517145

Wonderful.
I only regret he didn't kill anyone of them.
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>>671508156
love the look on the dude's face, looks so impressed that he survived
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>>671513381
fucking edgy
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>>671503451
I always wondered. what the story would be behind this.

No one ever could tell me. :(
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>>671519880
:'(
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>>671517644

>muh dogg deeerty, muh dogg wasssshing
>duhhhhh stop!!! dogg is clean now!!! stopppp!
>run!! call da shoppa owner!!
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>>671519880
>fake video posted on the internet because cost too much.

Ikr, even if that video turns out to be fake, it is pure gem quality material, I know some people when I show them that video that wont be able to sleep a whole night because of that.

I know it sound Edgy but it's fun when some one tells you they couldn't sleep.
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>>671509528
At least that was a quick death. Rather go like that than getting squashed by a tank or some shit
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>>671512130
how does he get up and do this repeatedly? amazing really
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>>671514424
> Shows off the skeleton
> Moves the leg like he is having fun
>Chicken leg

Fake af
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>>671513122
xd
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>>671511623
oh shiit !!! yes, a proof isis = usa
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This one is hard to watch for me.
but I want to share it.
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>>671511778
I saw this one, it's in Holland. Hubby knifing ex-wife like 80 times lol
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>>671503370
Why didn't you look for new rekt webms, op?
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>>671520596
I think it's det cord
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>>671520828
Backstory?
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>>671511336

why are you 'learning' that?
what is the subject?
why would you have to do that unless its a course you specificaly chose?
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>>671521041
I wish I knew.

>>671520979
thanks for the Info.
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>>671514123
I actually feel sorry for this chap
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>>671521041
>>671521167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6L6pcUIOHDM
>Six year-old Miette Skiller had incurable brain cancer and died this
>week at home in her sleep. Her mother released this video and wrote about the journey in her blog
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>>671517845
best filename ever
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>>671508085
Classic nigger
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>>671516590

Think that might be from when the Mexican morgues were so overloaded they had to store the bodies in meat packing plants. Hope they disinfected them. Hepatitis is delicious in fajitas
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>>671516011
>>671515761]

here you go buddy
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>>671516263
>"hey fag gimme your moneis"
>"no u"
*stabs repeatedly*
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>>671519144
The guy's reaction is priceless
"told you it's gonna get you killed retard"
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>>671511754
as far as I heard, the dude is mentally ill or something... Schizophren or somethin'
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>>671509994
He was breathing after his head was chopped off?

Can anyone explain?
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>>671522014
Cut off the head of a fish. How come the eyes and body are still moving?
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>>671513790
I like your humor
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>>671522115
I see, it's basically like with chickens.

Wasn't aware that it works with humans too.
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>>671514687
ty usa for 4k camera :)
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>>671517854
sauce
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>>671508156
reminds me at the german short film(s) "Staplerfahrer Klaus"
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>>671512483
Killing a jew!!!
Why the jew not eat pork???
Because thats will be cannibalism!!!
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>>671522014
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>>671503416
Oldfag found
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>>671519322

they eat baby soup in china. for virility.

>true story
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>>671522323
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forklift_Driver_Klaus_%E2%80%93_The_First_Day_on_the_Job

There is also "Elektriker Horst", but it's not as funny.
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dog boiled

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdAxCutgpeI
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>>671509276
third world people... well education is the most important good in for a human
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>>671505228
Kill yourself faggot
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>>671514329
Nobody asked for this
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>>671522598
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forklift_Driver_Klaus_%E2%80%93_The_First_Day_on_the_Job

hilarious follow up.

true story

http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/28/us/prince-william-county-officer-shooting/index.html
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>>671511536
Dude, they fucking rob banks in their own countries to find their shit. People are leaving, because they are done with that bullshit, and ISIS is trying to convince them to come back, so they will have money to take again. It's like an abusive husband...
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>>671522014


this does not kill the goat

>note how it keeps breathing after head is chopped off
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>>671510346
yea, especially, when they cut right through the larynx. must feel *urgah
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>>671517107
the dad follow the car, top kek
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>>671510270
this is serious bad fucking luck, like wtf HAHA
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>>671521475
Oh wow Feel storm incoming thank you for sharing History behind that webm.
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