Help me get this girl to give me some action /b/
I really like her and she's so pretty too
>>671473801
I want my baby's in your belly
>>671473801
Picture OP
>>671474194
Fake as fuck
>>671474194
Snap chat me that pussy if it's cool
i wouldn't pull out
>>671473801
Be anyone but who you are. She hates you, if she thinks of you at all
FUCK YES!! OP YOU BETTER DELIVER
>>671474194
Just organizing my pokeman collection. Charizard is my fave.
Sure OP. We'll "help"
>>671474194
Just got done jerking it into baby diapers. Send me that pussy
>>671474447
Roll
>>671474447
Rollio
>>671474447
Instead of pussy say something that means pussy but in a disgusting way e.g.
Vagoo
Vajayjay
Purfy puupuu
>>671474447
Roll
>>671474194
just finished whacking it to this young picture of you
>>671474599
winrar
Just got a shower huh? Well good, cuz I could smell that thing all the way from my mom's basement!! Lol if you know what I mean right ;) ;) lol
>>671474599
Winrar!
Send her this
>>671474599
Winrar!
>>671474366
Winrar
>>671474366
>i wouldn't pull out
This is the actual winrar.
>>671474687
but >>671474366 was original winrar
>>671474599
i did it ma i got dubs
lol you still shower? I didn't know anybody did that these days
Hey i was wondering you want to hang out or something we could go to the movies or i could aggressively fuck you in your shit hole?
I think op thought we were really going to help him based on him not delivering
OP won't deliver; OP is a fag. I got dubs for nothing.
(I'm >>671474366 btw)
>>671475154
op i was original winrar. you are a cuck.
>>671475154
wrong win you raging faggot
>>671475154
Fucking dropped. OP can't even deliver correct wins.
>>671475154
>>671475197
Yeah but yours was stupid
>>671475154
MODS MODS MODS OP WOULDN'T DELIVER
>>671475343
Yeah but I was winrar regardless.
>>671475357
Niggerfaggot
>>671475511
Neck yourself, you autistic cunt
>>671475511
OP, you are a raging cuckold.
>>671475511
Not on drugs until you come through and I'm snorting coke off your asshole
>>671475688
Wins
>>671475688
yeet
>>671475511
you fucking degenerate
>>671473801
Were doing? Bitch I still am, why want me to send some pics?
>>671475688
>>671475736
>INB4 OP waits for another win to choose which one he wants because he's an autismal fuck
>>671475928
Post the other persons phone
>>671475511
Of course i'm not on drugs. I love Jeezus.
i only touch my peepo when i see pics of babies. I love them, i'd really like to have my own baby... would you fecundate me ?
I mean, I'm down to get real weird if you want
>>671475928
OP you are a dumbass fucking degenerate scumfuck that needs to be shot in the back of the head.
>>671476200
Winrar
>>671476171
Kek rolling
>>671476200
Winrar!!
>>671476200
lol
>>671476200
fucking why
Let's get weird
>>671476200
ok op at least deliver to this one. if you don't, this becomes a loli thread.
>>671476200
Ok fine
>>671476200
winrar
>>671476200
He wasn't rolling for a response, he was being a cunt. Ignore this one OP
Send a dick pic
>>671476558
time's ticking if you don't deliver in 5 mins, this is a loli thread. also bump.
>>671476558
I tell you what I am addicted to, that fine ass body of yours.
>>671476733
Boom
>>671476755
I'm down
>>671476733
winrarr
>>671476733
Winrar
>>671476645
Ignore this cunt, and send >>671476200
>>671476819
niiice.
>>671476781
Re roll
Sorry you just make my pepe hard
I want her pussy not for her to hate me
But I guess it doesn't matter after tonight
>>671476819
I'm gonna make you a junkie and sell your pussy. Your my bitch now
>>671476900
again. You fucking idiots keep replying to other faggots and getting dubs
i have crippling depression,
you have crippling beauty
Jabba jubba jabba ? Jabbajabbjabbujabbabebbabe
>>671477064
Roll
>>671476733
Winrar
>>671476819
"the only thing thats far is my dick thats gonna go far up your ass <3"
>>671477107
Well OP finally delivered after I got dubs multiple times. I was just expressing how I felt.
>>671477149
Kek roll
>>671477107
The autism level is funny though
its timerino for the nuderino!!
>>671477137
kek
>>671477191
i honestly just want to shovel my hands into your asshole and shove my mlp collectors toys in that gaping cavern
Sorry my asshole friends got ahold of my phone aha
>>671477149
Roll
>>671477191
>>671477248
op delivered by downloading a fake my messages app though.
Not saying it kills all the fun, but what a fucking faggot.
>>671477137
roll
>>671477388
yay
>>671477492
you sure? if you're right, then fuck OP.
I didn't mean any of that, it was a joke and I'm sorry, I'm pretty interested in you though. Want to trade some pictures? Nothing you're uncomfortable with, I won't push anything on you.
>>671477492
It's a distraction.
>>671473801
can i tell you the truth? i posted our conversation on 4chan and if they had two consecutive numbers at the end of their post i would send you what they wrote. i just did it for laughs but these guys are fucked up haha(Op post screenshots of this thread). i think youre pretty chill and was wondering what youre doing friday night?
>>671477403
this
>>671477137
winnar
>>671477676
Reroll
>>671477834
Can you even fucking read numbers?
op i suggest you prove that these messages aren't fake.
>>671477403
Roll
I'll be the Drake if you are Lindsay Lohan
thank you
>>671477845
>>671477894
how nigger?
>>671477883
fight me m8
what are you gonna do if i come to school tomorrow, bitch? you weak shit nigga
>>671474599
Winner winner chicken dinner
what if Seinfeld still on tv with brand new episodes?
>>671478049
>m8
Fuck off back to 9Gag/Reddit you underaged filth.
>>671477894
How tf do I do that
>>671478123
bailed out? really niggah?
>>671478123
theyre not wrong about some of that though hehe
>>671478172
ROLL
>>671478123
Is there anyway I can make this right? What if I let you peg me?
>>671478123
Jabba jabbu jabbe? Jabbajabbajumbajabbabebe
don't worry about him anymore, we have his phone. He thinks he's in love with you. Sure, we are assholes, but at least we keep him in line. He's too pathetic to deserve someone like you. He thinks your some angel. Seriously, we got tired of hearing him blabber on and on about you.
op are you sure these are real messages?
>>671478123
seriously though wanna see my cock? I'm a full 5.3763 inches erect and I don't mean to brag but I've wrecked some pussy in my day.
>>671478274
Roll
is thread kill
>>671476733
deym
>>671477492
whats the app called?
Would you rather get your ass fucked by a horse or a muslim craving for kool-aid?
>>671478457
Roll
>>671478458
Is OP a faggot?
>>671478457
THIS !
>>671478457
Rolling
>>671478457
This
>>671478511
winrar
>>671478457
rolling for this
>>671478580
Probably so. Unless he can somehow prove these messages are real within the next 5 minutes, I will have to move to the next logical step.
This will become a loli thread.
>>671478457
Roll
>>671478457
Rollin
>>671478457
Dis one
>>671478457
roll
>>671478717
>
you mean an excusable cp thread
>>671478457
Roll
>>671478457
Cmon
>>671478717
BRING ON THE SWEET LOLI ACTION
>>671478822
way to waste dubs, nigger
>>671478457
This
>>671478822
i mean a loli thread
>>671478457
roll for the saves
>>671478883
He's got 4 minutes left.
>>671478123
fuckin bitch
>>671478457
Got enough replies
>>671478457
save this thread roll roll rollllllllllllllllllll
>>671478457
Step aside i got this goys check em
Donald trump is amused
>>671478457
This OP!
>>671478980
How TF do I prove it nigger
>>671479033
Ayyyyy
>>671479121
Find a way.
I seriously don't understand what he sees in you anyways. Why do you bother with him ?
>>671478123
OP, we did helped you. She just couldn't accept you. Oh well. Let's do your mom next.
>>671479210
Roll
>>671474194
Faaaaaaaaaaaake and gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
It starts now
>>671479210
Rolling
Reroll
Sorry, OP. But this is a loli thread now.
trayvon martin
>>671479210
roll
This is Patrick
>>671479413
I am your death
>>671479413
Satan
>>671479540
rolling for this
>>671479413
It's the nigger gang gang squad. We got him captive. If you don't show tits in the next 5 minutes, we're kill him, you heard bitch?
the hell does it matter who this is. Ugh, you think he's sweet. I give up. Here, you talk to him then. You both are pitiful, maybe you need each other more than I thought.
Do you WANNA RAWK THIS KAWK
And send this
>>671479540
roll
>>671479413
His boyfriend
>>671479413
Pfft, no it isn't,. It's borderline Obsession. I'm {OP improvise a name}
Surely
U are beautiful
Can I
Knock the door from your heart?
May i also say
You are sexy
Dancing love
In my head
Can you
Knock the door from my heart?
>>671479611
WINRAR !!!
>>671479540
Roll
>>671479210
Re fucking roll
>>671479636
Roll
>>671479611
Well apparently there might be s chance
>>671479666
devil
>>671479540
This
prune this shit already
>>671479650
Rolling for this
>>671479210
ROLLIN!!
This is niggerfaggot
>>671479611
roll
I can't do this anymore im sorry. I just want to hold u down. I want u to say my name. Ill give u a good time baby. and another one
I am become faggot devourer of dick
>>671479666
OP!
>>671479666
SATANIC CHEKKKKKKKKKK
>>671479611
WINRAR
>>671479843
fuck off
>>671479614
Reroll needs dick. Beta is showing without it
>>671479843
noone wants to see you validate mental illness here
Its gay retard
>>671479413
My name is Swamp-Vortex Long Cock
>>671480066
win
>>671479720
Where's this girl from? She's so familiar
>>671480058
did not go as planned.
I just really want to touch your poop hole
I want to crawl under a rock right now. They are so fucking mean. I can't believe they even told you that.
>>671480058
You all falling for this fake shit?
>>671480058
Ask her to dinner
>>671480055
Win
>>671480205
this
>>671480058
Send us nudes so we can circle j erk to something better than girls with penises
>>671480058
Yeah, they can be assholes. But don't worry about them anymore, they left. So now that they pretty much told you that I'm into you, do you like me to? :)
Send her some loli, OP.
>>671480058
I'm sorry about that. I just read the messages they sent you and now I'm too shy to say anything else. I'll see you at school tomorrow
>>671480211
winrarè
>>671480205
fuck dubs, you wanted us to get you laid
be smart OP
>>671480308
rolling for this
tell her how you wiener...
feel*
>>671480205
OP THIS.
GET THE GIRL YOU FAGGOT.
>>671480377
winrar
>>671480377
winner winner chicken dinner !
>>671480284
Rolllll
>>671480349
I concur OP, be the one that made it out
>>671480377
winrar
my pants are crushy in other mans cum bicth
>>671480205
Roll
>>671480058
Don't worry about them, they fucked off. Hey, I know this is kinda sudden, but do you wanna see a movie some time? Maybe go out for dinner or something?
>>671480284
roll
>>671480058
Hey, sorry about all that...
Well, now you know how I feel about you.
>>671480377
NO, IT'S SO FAGGY!
OP GO WITH THIS: >>671480572
>>671480349
I'll try some other time. I have 3 believable excuses anyway..
>>671480572
OP, fuck the dubs.
Get the fucking girl.
>>671480572
How does it feel having a vagina
>>671480572
roll
I'm just kidding, I actually fantasize about beating you to death with your amputated legs and fucking you so hard until you just have one big bloody gapping whole
POOP THREAD. ANYONE?
>>671480205
rloll
>>671480682
Dude cut the bs. The fuck
>>671480377
THIS WILL SALVAGE EVERYTHING. DO IT OP. FIX THIS.
>>671480686
I'M DOING A /B/RO A FAVOR. FUCK OFF
>>671480682
fuckin gold!!!
>>671480747
how about you join me in this loli thread extravaganza
>>671480377
OP, USE MY DUBS YOU NIGGER.
>>671480682
op what the fuck man, stop being a pussy
>>671480822
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>671480682
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
my asshole has them hurtz!!!
sorry, I'm trying to lighten the situation a little. I kicked them out. I do have deep feelings for you, but you weren't supposed to find out like this.
>>671480682
"I'm gay"
>>671480891
Cmon OP, send that shit
>>671480853
Very well then m8. poop thread some other time
OP IS AN AUTIST/10
>>671480822
It's most likely fake. If it is real and this girl is still along for the ride OP is definitely set
>>671481014
roll
>>671480994
for pete's sake OP save yourself
rolling for this
>>671480994
This op
>>671480955
checked and wrecked
>>671480633
Here's more dubs for you... common dude, we want you to get that girl.
>>671481098
You better hope you fixed that
>>671481098
OP grew balls, feelsgoodman
>>671481063
alright. perhaps we'll meet again on another thread. we can make it a poop thread. how about 9:30 tomorrow night? make your name on a thread "Nigger McJigger" and we'll make a poop thread if i find you.
>>671481098
autism
>>671481098
OP... IF SHE REPLIES, use this:>>671480572
Okay?
>>671479413
say "you wouldn't know them"
>>671481098
Too little too late, op. You fucked up your timing and now she's gonna want to meet your "friends".
Better develop a better cover, or be a better liar.
And guys who keep saying "this is fake": you really think two idiot /b/tards are gonna get this in-depth for a kek thread?
>>671481323
This this this this
Time to put a fucking passcode on my phone. I'm sorry you had to deal with that.....
>>671481098
Roll. I wanna see you get the girl for the both of us OP
>>671481479
but can you take deez nuts
>>671481479
Use this: >>671481392
wait for her to reply Then hit her up with this: >>671480572
Reroll>>671481098
>>671481479
Yeah thanks.. Mad at me really? For What
So do you like, wanna get together sometime?
>>671481354
Yes.
>Also implying it couldn't be just one
>>671481251
its a date, i really hope to meeting you
>>671481479
"Please don't stay mad at me, I've loved you since the day I met you <3"
go full blown cancer op
just kidding all of that was me, you insufferable twat fuck you and everything about you. if you see me at school dont fucking talk to me you ugly mother fucker. im deleting your number and think you should delete mine as well. cya cunt
>>671481644
Winrar!! Good idea too
>>671481323
Ask her out OP
>>671481479
>>671481644
DO IT FAGGOT. I GOT DUBS FOR YOU, YOU BETA CUCK!
>>671481678
Rolling for this. I demand a disaster.
>>671481644
winrar, a good one too
>>671481479
Idk!... the whole thing? It's pretty big ;)
Are you sure you can take it?!
>>671481644
Winrar. Do it OP!!
if dubs cancel previous dubs
>>671481671
The "I can't facetime" text got me thinking it's real. Not something you'd think of if you were writing this out.
>>671481644
Dub dubs
>>671481785
YES!
>>671481721
Roll this
>>671481678
Rolling for this. Be the weird fucking kid that falls in love with any girl that would even acknowledge him
>>671481609
roll
>>671481822
Don't listen to this faggot
>>671481479
Seriously mfer this girl is beyond interested in you if she is continuing to answer after all that and plus to say that you are sweet boom you created an excellent situation with all that shit that puts you as the guy that she sees as sweet and stuff fuck this roll shit tell her she is an angel tell her she is beautiful maybe play more on the whole your friends took your phone thing cause you were being a pussy romantic or whatever and she'll be like no no it's so cute blah bkah and work it from there op I'm telling you man you really care bout this chick you'd listen to my advice and get her good luck
>>671481678
THIS
>>671481822
is this legal?
>>671481948
You fucked up!
>>671481872
Round 2. I want op to score.
>>671481678
rolling
>>671481948
YES, LIKE A DATE, DON'T BACK THE FUCK OFF NOW
>>671481948
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN NOT A DATE!? YOU FUCKING SPERGLORD!
>>671481829
true actually
>>671481948
>like a date?
>no no
you retarded piece of shit
>>671482014
Did I? Or was it time for this to die
holy shit i was kidding! i never want to see your stupid ass ever again. how are you this retarded? fuckin a. ive been posting our coversation on 4chan and these fuckers are loving it. youre just some stupid fucking girl without a clue. im deleting and blocking your dumbass lmao bye.
>>671481948
Ofc as a date you pussy. Tell her "it can be a date if you want it to be."
>>671481678
roll
>>671481672
xoxo
>>671481948
You fucking dumbass. You were supposed to say, "yeah, like a date <3 ;) :*"
>>671481948
Oh my fucking god you cuck ahahaha
Now I hope this is real, just so I can add it to a cringe thread later.
For future reference: Just say "yeah, like a date"
The option YOU went with makes you sound like a trembling 14 year old.
>>671481948
Fuking Beta as Fuck
>>671482100
WIN. This, do it now!
>>671481948
OP, stop using your pee-brain you fuckwit.
Let us do the fuckin talking you dweeb.
We've been through this shit before, let the pros takeover.
>>671482099
This wont win. Dont derail op
>>671482099
gg
if only >>671482100 was first
>>671482131
this. Op you're stupid
>>671482100
this/10
do it for the girl you faggot
>>671482100
Dubs OP, do it before our hard work goes to shit
>>671481948
YOU FUCKING BETA PUSSY PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CHECK IN WITH US BEFORE YOU REPLY. THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T GET THE GIRL. JESUS MOTHERFUCKING CUNTDICK YOU'RE AN IDIOT
>>671482167
I'm pretty sure he IS a trembling 14 year old
