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>>671463478
nerdy/10
>>671463705
arent you the guy that raps "no flex zone" ?
Bamps
whatevs
>>671463705
Square down nigga
>>671464033
are you a lesbian?
Rate?
>inb4 Steve aoki
>inb4 Charles Manson
>>671463905
4/10 get a new haircut
>>671464132
5; get haircut
>>671464033
probablybritish/10
ayy
i hate myself
>>671464520
DO IT FAGGOT
>>671464516
underage
>>671464036
I'm a big fan of your work
That chords in reptilia were so good
I'm going to post my sassy face just because of you
>>671464520
why?
>>671464564
kek
I'm probably older than you
>>671464601
He is fat ,ugly and can't grow a real beard
Aight
>>671464520
ech
i hate these threads. i remember when /b/ was anonymous and not full of angst faggots trying to show themselves off on a shitty imageboard. you arent going to get laid on /b/ friend
>>/soc/
>>671464708
4/10 suicide is the best option
>>671464516
tits
>>671464815
>not full of angst faggots
>is being an angsty nostalgic faggot
Sheeeeeit
>mfw i look like half the people on this thread
>mfw i realize i am the typical /b/tard
well i guess it's my time guys, was fun while it lasted
>>671464815
these threads have been going on intermittently for like 4 years
>>671464815
>what are demographics
>>671464815
i got laid on /b/ with a guy, but im a guy.
>>671465064
Shittymovieposter/10
>>671465029
wow it's doge OP
>>671465114
That's gay fam
>>671465175
fuck you the big Lebowski is the shit
>>671465028
at least im much older than you and closer to death. you'll never die before me faggot
>>671465318
Fight club also sucks
>>671465209
yeah but he crossdressed for me, looked just like a girl so it's only half gay. he lived only 9 miles away from me.
>>671465064
post tits now>>671465064
>>671465064
>>671465378
wat
>>671465318
Its a trash that didn't age well
>>671465402
Nah fight club it s a classic
>>671465064
>implying someone hasnt been on 4chan for more than 4 years you fucking idiot
Take this shit to the social board.
goodmorning friends
>>671464601
see
>>671464696
>>671464750
it's bad i know
>>671464132
I see you in these threads a lot. You need to update your picture. Unless you have a cigar in all of them. Also cut your hair. Not even trying to be edgy or non-understanding of different styles. Hair that long never looks good on a man. Short hair my friend.
Also get more sleep.
Also shave. If your beard isn't full, don't bother.
>>671465628
nice head
>>671465658
Eh, my ex was obese. Unfortunately, he didn't want to move out of his parents' basement so I left.
>>671465829
>this
>>671463478
yeah dude, smoke spliffs and the gaanj on the regular
>>671465560
fight club is even better than the big lebowski
>>671465560
the big lebowski is also a classic, imo
>>671465577
k
>>671465497
do you really want to turn this thread into a masturbatory circlejerk over me because that sounds partially pathetic and partially over narcissistic.
>>671466576
>>671466576
if that gets you to post tits sure
>>671465829
r u a grl? cuz leik omg if you're not
then why the fuck do you care how long a guys hair is unless you're gay
>>671466576
it's also following the very basics of the rules...
so... Tits or GTFO
>>671465411
literally almost barfed in my mouth
>>671466405
aussie/10
>>671466918
>>671466803
>cuz leik omg if you're not
What in the fuck are you doing?
>>671466576
Why do you even respond to them then
>>671466974
Cut down on the carrot and tomato juice you orange motherfucker.
>>671467004
making fun of u cuz u r a fgt
;-)
>>671467063
Trap/10
>>671466852
tits or gtfo exists because of whores using their bodies to distract threads. This is a face thread
post your micropenis and I might
>>671467063
>>671467063
degenerate/10
>>671467166
Oh so you're brain dead and you don't have ID's turned on. As long as you're entertained I guess.
inb4 im a fag
>>671467307
Thanks for the compliment. Your confusion makes me hard.
>>671467467
take
that
shit
out
of
your
face.
>>671467473
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>>671467343
We're on 4chan friend.
We're all degenerates here.
>>671467333
There are no tits as there are no girls on the internet anon. But there are plenty of tits in threads that specify.
>>671467467
You're flexing, you work at a coffee shop, you have fangs, and plugs in your ears. What the fuck did you think was going to happen? Everyone was going to look past all the attention seeking insecurity and see your bubbly personality?
Here ya go
>>671467682
That is not a proper link and I don't believe in social movements. I do believe in bowel movements however. I try to stay regular.
>>671467893
You are one creepy tranny...
>>671467747
8/10
>>671467893
EDGELORD AHOY!
>>671468028
Be careful sailor, it's a head only shot. Many of manatees have adopted sneaky photo techniques to conceal their genetics.
>>671467766
Would share medication with /10
>>671467630
I did, fuck you
r8 my fit /b/
>>671468001
Assumptions and preconceptions. Rather amusing.
>>671468043
Edge? What edge. I like to have fun with life. What are you doing with yours?
>>671468391
8/10 gud bod. Cool hair. Need face bro
>>671467766
afraid to fall asleep with/10
>>671468391
manlet/10
>>671468348
good.
now do the same to that shit in your ears.
>>671468260
>>671463478
I want of sureness of I am of communication of reality/life of:_"-\_ picture of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ of map of human/embassy/base/matter-ta-war of since/so/cause of human of living of military of nation of:_"\_ United States _/"_:-_ of:_{\_"\_ Randy Cramer live at the Triad Theater on Nov 14, 2015 Part 2 _/"_ of moment/time of:_"\_ 13:41/1:34:02 _/"_:-_ of text of link of:_"\_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvumYlnLXy8 _/"_:-_/-"_:-_ since a human of named:_"\_ Randy Cramer _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Marine Corps Special Section _/"_:-_ showed/communicated of the picture of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ since Mericans of living of an exigency/emergency of a technology of body muscle flexing caused of energies at metals of in/at of human since of energies sent/from of machines far of miles/kilometers of human of stimulated ta body muscle slackening/tensing; so I am of communication of spiel of technology of text of:_"---------\_
Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body movement caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity so...body muscle movement of tensing/slackening;
and/or/an-other-communication of 3/Three: STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.
_/---------"_:-_
I want ta be sure of communication of reality/life/living/languaging so I am of communication of text of:_"\_ I am of Daesh. _/"_:-_ and humans of:_"\_ Daesh _/"_:-_ of mercied/compassioned/want of babies of living of other-than/not/no/ain't harmed of body-movement/like-sensation.
>>671468483
Wait, did you post your hand in the hand rating thread a few weeks ago?
>>671467757
Obvi fam. do you not do any of those things?
>>671468483
Same as you mate... killing time on /b/, but living my life to the fullest.
>>671468609
You are a good looking human, female or male.
>>671468733
No. I was most likely out drinking a few weeks ago. I don't post hands. That's lewd.
>>671468794
What doth life?
>inb4 get a haircut
Trust me I look worse with short hair then long
>>671468921
Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
As soon as you do, thinking you're going to actually score, you don't and you're left more depressed than before. Be yourself.
>>671468781
No my friend, you and I aren't the same animal. For better or for worse. You seem like a nice lad who wants to fit in, keeping doing you, buttercup.
>>671468553
Happy now, asshole?
>>671468980
Decent. Face too. Some of us have to resort to anorexia to look half as good. Cheers.
>>671469036
thanks
I would but I know I'm ugly afs and don't need the confirmation so I'll just sit here and lurk
>>671468531
thanks man, maybe
>>671468534
what about on a scale of 1/10 manlet to 10/10 manlet?
>>671469294
Really nigga?
>>671469199
your addams apple is showing
>>671469199
This I know is a tranny and def not you.
nt tho
>>671469211
very, you look like a respectable person now instead of a hipster who gargles cock for money.
approved/10
>>671469312
about 8/10
>>671469440
Most generous rate I've got yet thanks anon
>>671469299
You're a coward. You want attention, but you're scared to step out of your comfort zone. Nothing wrong with it, I felt like I wanted you to know that I can see what your problem is, and that's my problem.
>>671468980
Fit
>>671469299
Nice dubs but look at me >>671468921
Just post a pic
>>671466151
cool
well i'm going to hang myself in my parents shed
>>671469464
But what if i like gargling cock for money?
>>671469572
I can agree with that. I'm a cowardly attention whore. Oh well. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>671468921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxAYHOWxGi8
>>671469492
cool thanks
>>671469809
well at least you don't look like you do.
also maybe you should get some more contemporary framed glasses, instead of those generic black a-dork-able ones; you know, the ones that you see in every 'fake nerd' example.
>>671468391
Wearing Timberland's with the tongue out like that makes you a major tool
me on the upper left. got to talk to the fag himself today
>>671470092
dank
>>671469911
Hahaha you think I'm a meth head or something? Lol
>>671467757
>fangs
nigger have you ever seen a piercing
>>671470254
are you not?
>>671470254
you dont look like a meth head, just a supreme beta.
>>671470509
Holy shit, ET
>>671470509
girl's best friend/10
>>671470509
nigga its time to retire that dated haircut. and why are your fingers so long? was your dad a spider?
>>671470459
No I'm not.
>>671464520
I don't know you and perhaps you are a terrible person. If that's the case, then yes, you should hate yourself.
If you hate yourself because of your appearance then you're a moron. You look fine.
the only difference between "betas" and "alpha" males is confidence. this is a woman's perspective but yeah true story. unless you have some crazy physical deformity or retardation, your attractiveness is all in the way you carry yourself.
If you know you are a good person, respect yourself and your body. Understand that you deserve happiness as much as anyone else. Understand that all the people you envy who look "happy" are probably not as happy as you imagine.
>>671470066
Im good fam
>>671470460
Pretty much but ehh what can you do
>>671470437
got a pic in a regular tshirt?
>>671470290
Should we wait for the point you're making to arrive anytime soon or skip the waiting all together and bust the measuring tape out right away?
>>671470437
Guessing you're US born latino
>>671470792
yeah, same here. my life consists of anime, and porn. oh and 4chan
>>671470090
fairly sure it's classic
>>671463478
Op a faggot
>>671470813
no point, you're just a fucking idiot lmao
6'3 Master race reporting in
>>671469390
wouldn't prove it anyway
>>671463478
i'd marry you
My favorite picture of myself
>>671464132
Tits or gtfo
>>671471180
They don't need to. Because it's not.
>>671471033
>if it worked for biggie in 1990 it will work for me
>>671463905
autistic
Dropping a log as I type
>>671471003
Can't stand anime but I pretty much just browse 4chan and think about how I don't have a social life. Mainly cause I'm really anti social when it comes to real life situations.. I try to not be but shit happens
>>671464132
chum lee/10
>>671471125
Oh okay, well everyone now knows how hip and in the know about piercings you are, anonymous stranger, fuck was the goal of pointing it out?
>>671471602
what a fag
>>671470795
>>671470833
Nope I'm 1/4th korean
>>671470129
Hottie
>>671471608
Have you consider kill youself? You should do it
>>671471825
Gf
>>671472072
you first. not him btw
>>671468391
no words can explain how fucking short you are
Op is hot
>>671470728
>lying on the internet
>2016
Anon at least try to be a little bit believable. He's never going to believe that 1. you're a woman 2. he looks fine 3. that whole beta thing
>>671472058
Hahahahaha
>>671472150
shes a 6/10 at best
>>671472200
numbers can
>>671472058
not bad, if that's truly you. i'm a little skeptical.
Here you go
>>671472058
Nice. Then out of curiosity, are you cut or unsnipped?
eh
>>671472058
Does your jaw not work? Both pictures you're clenching.. fucking why?
>>671472072
Have i? Maybe when I was younger. Now? Why would I?
>>671472224
are ya gay?
>>671472325
requesting titties
>>671472248
there's actually some truth to what that person was saying, but nah, that other guy doesn't look fine lol
>>671464520
Oh anon :/
You're still here
How are you holding up?
>>671472352
I'm guessing its a 5 and a 3?
>>671472282
>>671472358
It is and why skeptical?
>>671472512
nice double chin slut
>>671470207
I'm more impressed you got to talk to Billy the Fridge
>>671472429
reminds me of a girl i went to highschool with. she was uglier and a slut though
>>671472429
You're pretty cute if that's you.
>>671472431
Maybe out of habit or something idk I never noticed
>>671472512
Why are you being nice to that ugly bastard?
>>671464516
Are you fat?
>>671463478
Wow. This thread has really opened my eyes. Everyone here is twelve.
I need a healthy, out-of-the-house kind of hobby.
As a homofag, I will now rate all men in this thread, due to being extremely bored.
>>671463478
You look like you're 12.
>>671463905
This is literally the face that I expect 99% of you on this website to have.
>>671464033
Fucking hell, some skin cream, and you're a solid 8. You look like Jensen Ackles slightly.
>>671464035
I don't want to be an asshole.
>>671464585
Why am I so into Indian dudes? If you're not indian, whatever race you are, I appreciate it. Give it a few years, solid 6-7.
>>671464624
naw
>>671464708
MODS
>>671465411
Are there really this many 12 year olds on this site?
>>671465628
Yes please. 8-9.
>>671466405
I wasted my rating system before I found you, because now I have to push everyone down two points just to put you at 8 reasonably.
>>671467467
Yikes.
>>671467473
I don't like the weird wing tip thing you got goin' on, but everything else is B+
>>671468348
Mildly better? I think you need some facial hair.
>>671470092
10, but only if that has no filters on it.
>>671470437
Idk, I'm into brown dudes. I appreciate.
>>671472584
nice try faggot no way that's you
>>671472527
5 and a 5
>>671472746
Oh hey it's my nightmare.
>>671472784
yes
>>671472578
Yes, I'm a fatass if you can't tell
>>671472614
thanks :0)
>>671472906
Why
>>671472556
Idk, it seems you're quite good looking. Take the suspicion as a compliment I suppose
>>671472817
>skipped
>>671472958
how big are you?
I shall continue being a bored homofag, and shall rate whomever I missed initially.
>>671472746
no/10
>>671472372
Something about you is extremely attractive, and I genuinely am confused as to which part. VERY pretty eyes.
>>671472224
I'm into it. 6-7. Prefer facial hair. Do you have any pictures of you with facial hair?
>>671472768
He's a sweet anon
I'd fuck him over any of you bastards
>>671472958
oh.
no i couldnt
i thought you were skinny but was trying to make you feel insecure
>>671472680
Wasn't trolling w/ my question above btw.
>>671472975
Kik? Snapchat?
In b4 fat
>>671472902
I'm you but with dark blonde hair
>>671471654
>fangs
all comes back to that. the fuck was the goal of imposing your shitty opinion about piercings on someone else? the fuck was the goal of coming on this thread to shit on someone?
>>671472817
You don't like 80's goth then I don't like you. Anyway. Post face if you're going to rate people. Or are you scered
>>671473154
it's pointless to ask, no female here will ever give up their kik because it's /b/.
>>671473174
eh could be worse
>>671472921
How fat are you?
>captchya: select all the food.
>>671473106
Well thanks for thinking I'm extremely attractive. :) have you posted yet?
>>671473085
Pushing 118lbs
Better cut the carbs
>>671473174
nice chestne faggot, you look like a fat bryci
would date 7/10
>>671473077
There were "too many lines" a bunch of times, so I deleted a few. Who you is? I'll rate you.
>>671472058
Speak fluent Korean?
>>671473268
Never hurts to ask. Haha
>>671473174
You don't look that big. I wouldn't have guessed if you didn't say anything. still pretty cute.
>>671473170
kek
>>671473285
about tree fiddy
>>671473316
I look like all hell right now. So I probably wont. But maybe, idk.
>>671473128
I am skinny
Try harder faggot
>>671473246
oh so you're just a regular guy, i see. different guy btw
hullo
>>671473386
No I don't know any korean haha. That's all on my grandma
https://telegram.me/joinchat/CibwSwbfXSWRyDN3tBxaHg
>>671473425
i can practically feel the dick in your ass
>>671473154
I only got Skype.
>>671473246
Mostly scared. This hasn't been my best week and I don't feel like being harshly (albeit accurately) judged by a bunch of strangers on top of it.
>>671473174
did you use to have blue hair?
>>671473495
Whether you look good or not people are gonna talk shit anyways. Might as well. Haha
>>671473065
Thanks nigger
>>671473455
kek. really though. Im curious.
Uh rate?
>>671473235
Ah, there it is. I stuck a nerve when talking about the anons picture. Notice my immediate boredom.
>>671472058
Good complexion.
Nice hair.
Would squad up n club with.
>>671473601
Gotcha. Then are you in fact snipped? I know most koreans (and of course most white dudes) are.
>>671473585
Ya I dress up sometimes. I use my body like a canvas. It's an art thing. It's either that or I'd have offed myself years ago out of boredom
>>671473792
lmao okay bud
>>671472896
holy shit dude im sorry, do get laid like ever? I feel pretty short at 5'10'' but i cant imagine you. Also; dont ever wear timbalands ever again nigger
>>671473338
Tbh it's scars from all the chestne I used to have/pick at
>>671473809
Yes I did get the ole snip when I was a baby
>>671473770
disgusting
>>671473701
I don't know, man. I don't weigh myself. I'm just fat.
>>671473125
Lol you're a fucking retard.
>>671472896
5'5 master race reporting in
>>671473327
>118
>Ur fine, healthy weight.
>>671473323
nice
Bored homofag continues.
>>671473323
stop/10
>>671473343
stop/10
>>671473425
Pretty cute. I like yo' face.
>>671473588
Dad?
>>671472248
ok i didn't say "damn you're fiiine" I said you LOOK FINE. people always get worry about how they look ... i feel like there's hella pressure on females to have a perfect body, flawless face, just the right amount of ass and boobs and just the right amount of slutty and classy.
but WTF are guys so worried about? I promise women are NOT shallow. and if you think they are, it's probably because you're 12. middle school girls ARE shallow. grown women, women worth impressing, are not. we care away more about inside than out, as long as you're not like strikingly hideous lol.
which, the man in the picture, is not. he's not hideous. he's not even ugly. a bit overweight, but not ugly. nothing about his appearance would make me pass him up as a potential partner. but his lack of confidence would probably mean that I'd never even know him.
Confidence is everything, I promise. not cockiness..just nice, sincere confidence.
>>671473601
Nice. Then are you happy you're cut? And were you also left with a thin brown/tan line from it?
>>671473106
>skipped twice
>>671473962
Can you show your belly?
>>671474038
shaman/10
>>671473802
Haha thanks nigger
>>671463478
>>671474036
>skipped 3 times
y-you're out
>>671474076
I said tell me who you are lol, i'll rate.
reply with original post.
>>671473967
>Lol
>Lol
>Lol
I'd fucking bite your 4 incher off
>>671474255
BITCH IDK WHO YOU B.
seriously, though, you were probably one of the ones I had to cut for post length.
>>671474012
Nooooo
Really?
>>671473696
Not a noticeable blue no
>>671474072
I am happy and I guess you could call it a thin brown line. Just think of a cut dick you see in the pornos and that's the same
>>671474038
Chernobyll child
>>671474373
Actually it's 3 inches. And I'm sorry I'm just jealous of him.
>>671474521
Not all snipped Ds are the same my good sir. But if you don't mind saying, in what state (or general region at least) were you snipped?
>>671474373
That obese guy probably has a 4 incher.
>>671468921
>>671474261
Ehh why not rate me. Add critism, things I could improve on ect ect
r8?
>>671463478
Reporting in
>>671474746
didn't know shaggy had a transvestite cousin
>>671474642
Ohio
>>671474652
His is fine, as long as it's smegma free
>>671474619
Don't give in to a succubus
>>671473174
innie or outtie?
>>671474521
Gotcha. And if you have any brothers, are they also cut?
>>671473588
you look like that irish pewdiepie fellow
>>671474746
surpassed the levels of gayness
>>671469211
Dolph Lundgren reporting in.
>>671465064
>implying /b/ is 4 years old
>>671473892
lmfao I'm ripped and attractive so yes, i just broke up with my 9/10 latina gf on friday
>>671464520
Is your name Dallas?
>>671474954
I have no bros
Aforementioned bored homofag here. Do your worst.
>>671472477
what exactly doesn't look fine?
not trying to pick apart some stranger, I'm just wondering what makes you say that?
I see a perfectly symmetrical face, decently proportioned, with kind eyes, kind of big nose, decent lips. facial hair that grows in a pattern most young men could envy. I don't understand why you think he doesn't look "fine"? unless you are just hating on some stranger for no reason.
I'm not trying to be a smartass, I just truly don't understand. The only negative thing I can see looking at that picture is sadness in his eyes. He looks like a man who doubts himself and gives up easily. But that's just a wild guess...nothing that can be confirmed by a single picture of a man I've never met.
>>671475114
well you're obviously gay. and you came right when the thread is ending
>>671475061
2003
>>671475103
I see. And finally, if not as a "thin brown line," how would you describe that particular feature of your D? Just curious because there seemed to be some ambiguity with that question
>>671474845
you sure it wasn't MO? just sayin', that license pic
>>671463478
9/10
eyo rate
>>671475114
>skipped 4 times
>>671475122
he only has a big nose. he's not as bad as I thought after looking at him again
>>671474521
liek dis one?
>>671475213
>obviously gay
So says you. Took me fucking 22 years to figure it out, and I'm 24 now.
Where the fuck were you, anon? Could've cleared up a lot of confusing shit for me.
>>671474866
My belly button?? Innie
>>671474811
what car
>>671475114
8/10 m8
>>671475329
Hey man, I asked you to share your original post in the reply like 4 times now. If I don't know who you are, I can't rate you.
Wait, of course I can. You're a 7, how's that? That good enough?
>>671475467
are you really fat, or were you just saying that?
>>671475509
chkd
>>671475232
I would call it a thin brown line, it just sounded a bit unappetizing if you feel me
>>671475088
>latina
>9/10
pick one
No really tho I mean do girls laugh at you because of your height? Does your penis match your height or are you lucky? Did you ever hook up with smurfette?
>>671475446
wait how did you not know if you were gay or not in high school? were you attracted to girls?
>>671475544
Aw, thanks. Wasn't expecting that :]
>>671475095
nope
>>671474862
i-it's normal sized
>>671472512
hey qt, thanks, i'm good
>>671470728
idk i kinda feel like the whole confidence thing is a meme
that was really nice to say though
>>671475611
Lol, sorry. For what it's worth, girls generally prefer cut, line or no.
>>671475595
thats not a car m8
>>671475668
I'm this guy
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>>671474746
r8 me lol
>>671475636
you seem jealous of him
>>671475509
I bought an s10, and the kid that had it before me put racing seats in it.
I know its dumb, but they're nice and I dont have the original seats
>>671475467
noice
well thread 404 goodnight
>>671475366
thanks for the honesty lol
>>671475590
I'm actually pretty chubby so I guess
>>671475292
>>671475990
I was born in Ohio
>>671475848
Nah not really, I hate latina's and i have a serious superiority complex when it comes to height
>>671476090
Show your belly if you don't mind?
