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soggy buttholes
dry buttholes
>>671262695
electrified buttholes
>when you figure out a relationship that has been stopping you from continuing your work and now you are moving at light speed
>>671262841
???
are you a CEO now?
>>671262841
slow down there
I am the CEO of the progress train now.
>>671263284
lame
>>671263632
As CEO my first motion is to make work great again. I will build a wall and ship distraction back to where it belongs.
>>671263925
Now that I can really get behind, you have my support
>>671263063
what a shirt
you ever just get bored at a party so you leave without telling anyone and walk 40 minutes in the cold to your dorm with no regrets
>>671264911
I need a shirt that says "I <3 DRAGON COCK"
>>671263632
That's an impressive Spike alt.
fatty fatty two by four
that has never happened to me
>going to parties
>>671265059
you would never wear it, and i weep
I know
I thought it'd be enjoyable because I partied in high school but then I remembered oh yeah I knew 100% of the people there and I was also very high
>>671264987
No, I was never went to any boring parties.
can't fit through the kitchen door
>>671264987
i've never been to a party
>>671265128
I'd wear it for sexy pics in my room only, yeah
>>671265198
Nowhere is boring where you are.
>>671265270
Come to my dorm let's party
yea, parties are only fun in small doses with people you know. but then are they really parties?
>>671265270
i suppose that will have to do.
no, they just become a get-together
Those are called hangouts
or "chill seshes"
>>671265332
I don't drink or smoke or anything fun, so anything we do would be considered a party.
>>671265403
considering getting a lewd daki though
Smells like namefag circle jerkers in here.
Nice.
>>671265611
That is acceptable.
i've been to i think one legitimate party and it kind of sucked, i stayed with my group of acquaintances and mostly watched this pretty hot chick play pool with someone.
>>671265611
dakis are gross
>>671265717
yes indeed
>>671265742
why are they gross
Tonight's party ended up being like those "my feet hurt" pictures.
>>671265332
That's what the yearbook quote says.
must have been a boring party
This one actually
>>671265470
that dog has human skin
>>671266648
i think its a werewolf
are you aristocrat feels guy eisen
>>671265911
exploitative
>>671266749
FIGHT TWO DEMONS
Nah I'm actually the blonde girl
>>671267582
I dont understand
>>671267754
huh?
>>671267844
I. FIGHT. VAMPIRES.
>>671268042
good for you
i knew it all along, i bet you have great breasts.
>>671267839
why do you want a daki?
>>671268300
to cuddle with in a sad, lonely way
you can feel them
>>671268565
is that not exploitative of sellers
tfw scalesenpai doesn't notice u
>>671268645
no not really?
>>671268854
tfw katia doesn't respond on steam
tfw kat senpai doesn't notice u
j who?
h8 u
>>671269500
what do muscles feel like
>>671270316
I've been with slim-muscled people, not bulkily muscled people, but they feel very nice.
Kinda firm.
>>671270316
not sure, when I feel my boyfriends muscles on our date I will tell you.
>>671270950
>>671270538
i always wanted to feel the pecs and delts on slim-built people
they look so appealing
Shitposting 2.0
>>671271603
that's where all the cis white men will go
>>671271473
They really do feel nice. Your best bet is to find one of the many slim and built black guys out there.
>>671271405
Tfw when you see someone use "cis"
Goddamn degenerates.
duck have teeth????
>>671271975
my preferred pronouns are xe, xir and xim and my quantum brain color field is orange phobic
>>671272827
everyone is katiasexual
Katia = Kaysha
>>671274090
what
goober
>>671269106
well i can't really elaborate without directly insulting you for wanting one, so i will not. which one do you want to buy?
>>671269106
>tfw steam users are not part of the PC master race
>>671263632
I desperately want to cuddle a feminine looking teenage Spike.
>>671274672
go ahead and insult me.
see pic
>>671275842
>cake in the bed
Still disgusts me.
>>671276344
So close to the edge too! It'll stain if it falls!
>>671275513
haha what a breeder
>>671276344
it's on a plate, if it was just straight on the bed itself that would be gross.
>>671276646
You act like it wouldn't be moved before we both go to sleep.
>>671276646
It's a hotel room.
>>671276894
It being on a plate does nothing to assuage the disgust.
>>671276894
Sure looks like one is already asleep. What are you going to do, wake him to go move it?
>>671277165
you guys are dicks
i hope you got fined for the damage that was done
>>671277431
900 dollerdos
>>671277266
If it is on a plate, one can get up, go to the other side of the bed, pick up the plate and move it. Then go back to the bed and snuggle.
>>671276843
what?
>>671277770
u said insult you
>>671277770
str8y m8e
>>671277821
not you
>>671277723
It shouldn't have been on the bed in the first place. I'm sure the crumbs are already all over. Just way more hassle than it's worth.
>>671278002
... I crave donuts for some reason.
>>671278185
blueberry donuts
>>671278003
well sometimes sex can be kinda spontaneous, one minute you can be eating cake and then the next you could be eating dick.
>>671278404
You shouldn't be eating cake in a bed for any amount of minutes. And nothing is so spontaneous that you can't move a plate of food somewhere other than a bed.
>>671275513
she's cute. i wish i was cute like that. now im sad.
>>671278404
>sucking dick with a dirty mouth instead of sucking dick after flossing, brushing your teeth, brushing your tongue, and using listerine
>>671278730
This burns the urethra.
gamerguys are gross slobs that don't even know it
what else is knew
>>671278671
become anthro scalie woman
>>671278876
>not rinsing mouth with water a few times after listerine
It's like you don't even suck dick.
>>671278633
How do you know it wasn't being eaten away from the bed and then things just moved over there? Sometimes food is the last thing on your mind when the right conditions are met.
>>671278730
>implying that someone's mouth is dirty because they ate a little bit of cake
>>671278730
post your teeth
>>671279280
It is like that, isn't it?
>>671279318
Because if it was being eaten away from the bed and things moved there the last place it would end up is the bed. Food may be the last thing on your mind, but food on the bed when you're about to have sex should be the first thing on your mind.
>>671279318
I don't want cake on my dick.
"Let's have dinner first" is always a terrible idea. Have it afterwards.
>>671279457
Sure, I'll charge the camera battery and post it tomorrow.
>>671278633
source pls
>>671279610
http://musicfeeds.com.au/news/hundreds-grown-ups-rocked-wiggles-first-adults-pub-show-last-night/#/slide/1
yay I finally ordered the parts for my new pc
>>671279227
cant. am human, with all the ugliness that follows.
>>671279597
well at least it was moved to a plate and not just dropped immediately. Not to mention you have never subconsciously did something and wondered why you did it?
>>671279689
>cake on dick
do you not know how eating normally works?
>>671279731
http://whoopscloplockbox.tumblr.com/tagged/Whoop
>>671280179
Better be AMD.
>>671280264
It should have started life on a plate, that's no points in anybody's favor. And no, not something as important as food on a bed that's about to be laid on.
>>671280264
>do you not know how eating normally works?
you're asking a furry?
Furries don't know how anything works
>>671280325
AMD is bad and you should feel marginally worse in every way
like AMD
>>671280544
Okay I had a chuckle at that
>>671280485
to be fair it's obvious that it was made sure it was out of the way otherwise it would have been squashed into the plate.
>>671280536
When you eat, you still have food particles in your mouth afterwards.
>>671280544
I'm also a lot cheaper, so the quality/price ratio is higher for me. And AMD.
>>671280952
Great, so you're awkwardly avoiding a third of the bed and being careful not to bounce around at all because you couldn't be bothered to move a piece of cake somewhere sensible. To be fair.
>>671281137
is the food particles any more filthy than the cock you're sucking?
I doubt it
I seriously cannot handle this right now
>>671281395
handle what
>>671281231
Cocks smell good.
>>671281395
The cake in the bed got you riled up too?
>>671281228
Well, yes, but we were careful not to squash it or make a mess. So yes weren't being sensible about it, but we never actually made a mess with the cake.
>>671281734
>door open
that rabbit knows how to dangerwank
>>671281887
Nah, that sissy is begging for his dad to catch him.
>>671281750
If you want that kind of burden in your life, more power to you.
>>671281887
He only has 18 brothers and sisters. Who's going to walk in?
>>671282213
Jeck and his Jindo doges
>>671282153
>Nah, that sissy is begging for his dad to catch him.
Pretty much what dangerwanking is
wanking with the danger of someone catching you, for added kink
>>671282213
As someone with a bunch of siblings, everyone
>>671282153
get the fuck out
nipples
nippless
nipless
I made platinum.
>>671283566
Feeling nipples with your lips is fun.
>>671283924
i will never know
>>671284173
You can.
>>671284173
Never fucking reply to my posts again.
>>671284432
i don't like my nipples
>>671284712
>>671272099
ducks are rapists and cannibals
>>671283765
rb6 or
>>671285082
R6
>>671285043
take it from someone who owns real ducks
they are bad asses
so far as birds go
>>671285221
nice. i gave up on ranked because it takes entire minutes to find a match.
>>671284712
Who the fuck are you?
Anyways, guys are easy and you can definitely feel their nipples.
>>671285376
Welcome to dynamic Queue Queue.
>>671285376
Matches tonight seemed to go fairly quickly. I know what you mean though. I probably won't play ranked again now that I hit plat.
>>671285365
They do actually gang rape female ducks, it's kinda terrifying.
>>671285618
mmmewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>671261088
i think i used to fuck ur sister.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoEZfouvlLE
>>671285854
Tell me I'm mewtiful.
>>671285637
bitch likes it
>>671286219
I'm not sure about that one.
>>671286410
I wish I cross-dressed more than once in my life.
People thought I looked pretty neat.
>>671286048
you're the most mewtiful boy at the ball~
>>671285603
but you get to watch the pretty animations every time
>>671285618
i dont think i can mess with my 4:1 win loss ratio and gold rank.
no, i'm sorry, 4:0, because i've won all of the 4 ranked matches i played.
Getting ban sucks.
>>671287175
evade
>>671286757
eeeeeeee~
>>671286796
>>671286850
Mine's like 2.1 or something now. I prefer being able to dick around in casual with no repercussions anyway.
If some dude on my team tries to talk shit or say some nonsense like 'your tail ain't got no fluff' I can shoot him in the head without caring.
>>671287175
I haven't gotten banned in I don't even know how long.
>>671287175
From league or here?
>>671287443
Here.
>>671287354
Not worth really...
>>671287429
Same. It sucks.
>>671287175
Don't post in trap threads then.
>>671287443
>>671287429
not being able to abandon angry gamers is mostly why i don't play ranked. been getting a lot of weird freaks that 5 man tk at the beginning of rounds recently.
>>671287718
/Yuki/ won't be there anymore, I can tell you that.
>>671287718
mods ban traps in trap threads?
tho i guess that wouldn't be a thing in ranked, probably.
anyway bbl
pls post more of this
>>671287628
Did you post gfur?
>>671287809
I only TK if it's Dev or if I accidentally shoot someone when I'm after a drone and they get an attitude about it.
>>671287818
Doing alright?
>>671287874
Nini Dom.
>>671288072
wait fuk
>>671286659
pls post more of this
>>671288108
nope~
my head feels like its going to explode.
how you doing bb gurl?
>>671288286
Horrible~
Everyday is like a nightmare.
Taken any medication for it yet?
>>671287868
It happened.
>>671288108
No. I posted Yuki and they jumped on it fast. It was only 1 post too.
>>671288571
Is Yuki a person?
>>671288673
It's not only my name you know.
>>671288514
yeah, it helped some.
hooray for nightmares!~
>>671288380
do you know the artist?
Oof, on the topic of pain and meds, I have a kidney stone (again)
Nightmares are pretty cool I guess.
