Daily TayTay Swizzle thread.
Song Of The Day: A Perfectly Good Heart https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uJKPrKQQEE
TAYTAY VULT
what do you think brothers
>>671180261
Hey
>>671180404
Gonna give this a good read.
>>671180575
that's all I've done so far, I will work on it further when I'm bored out of my mind with nothing else to do
>>671180715
also I'm structuring it almost identically to the christian bible
>>671180040
Taylor i̶s̶ has a huge dick.
>>671180877
dubs confirm
>>671180404
>Singaporeans are based
No, scratch out 13. And how dare you make 13, Taytay's sacred number, be about sucking off Singaporeans.
And what do you mean that on December 13 1989 Taytay entered the womb of Andrea, she was already in her womb for 9 months.
>>671180040
No. Fuck off, Tayfag. TayTay is ugly
Her worst song by far.
>>671180986
if not for singaporeans there would be no taytay, but I will make these changes at some point
Free iTunes codes. Get unlimited free while last. http://getmyfile.org/file/057i896
>>671180404
Apart from 7 which isn't how pregnancy works I don't see major issues. Good work.
>>671181131
>if not for singaporeans there would be no taytay,
Blasphemy, Taytay was always fated to enter this world. It was preordained by Her Will and inevitable
>>671181032
Maybe not her worst but it's definitely at the bottom yeah.
>>671181139
itunes is literally malware
>>671181226
taytay defies normal biology
>>671181284
I wrote it in 10 minutes, there was bound to be issues. but I believe in change. I mean, come on, people; it's 2016! now is the time for us to become a swiftie theocracy
>>671181322
No, there's no song worse than this one. I don't want to delete any of her songs from my phone because she is queen but if i had to this would be it. :)
>>671181422
Dubs confirm Swiftianity
>>671181422
>I wrote it in 10 minutes.
You had a lot of inspiration just hanging around then.
>>671181628
99% of it from yesterday's thread
and I type fast I guess
>>671181539
I can't say I listen to it voluntarily at least but I guess I'd put Teardrops On My Guitar lower but can't think of anything else I hate more.
>>671181721
Point 2 cracks me up so good job.
>>671180877
checked/confirmed. has a big dick
>>671182000
Checked
>>671182000
trips confirm that point 2 is funny
also, speaking of not so good taytay songs, I'm not a fan of most of the songs on her debut album tbh
hey
>>671182237
I'd only voluntarily listen to maybe half of the album the other half is just meh.
>>671182372
hi
>>671182448
I'm glad she didn't remain fully country
Is it me or does Taytay have a bit of a hunchback and terrible posture?
I mean just look at her back after she gets the award
>>671182372
Heya
>>671181357
>>671182568
Same.
>>671182634
I don't see it.
>>671182634
no that's a pretty normal neck
>>671182815
this is now a Go Fuck Yourself thread
>>671176131
next time check the catalog you fucking idiot
real thread here
>>671176131
>>671182979
That's unfortunate anon but you should've known this was going to be here.
>>671182942
>Go Fuck Yourself thread
>>671182979
>>671183131
>Go Fuck Yourself
>>671182822
>>671182919
You really see nothing wrong with a back and posture like this?
>>671182979
>>671183199
>>671183131
>>671182815
>>671181357
>next time check the catalog you fucking idiot
>>671183201
Isn't that frame up for like a split second? Figures why I couldn't find it. But no she's perfect come on anon.
>>671183201
no, that's literally natural
pic related is what a kyphoptic spine caused by bad posture looks like
>>671180876
I don't think I'm going to like the Passion section.
>>671182634
your spot on her and maisie williams could pass as sisters
>>671183337
>>>671182979
>>>671183199
>>>671183131
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>>>671181357
>>next time check the catalog you fucking idiot
>>671183380
She looks more like on the left than on the right
>>671183104
you were 40+ mins late you mong
>>671183416
>>>671183337
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>>>>671183199
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>>>>671181357
>>>next time check the catalog you fucking idiot
>>this is now a Go Fuck Yourself thread
>>671182497
is there a video of her in this outfit? So fappable
>>671183630
No I'm on time I think you've got your timings wrong anon.
>>671183670
>>671183416
>>>671183337
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>>>>671183199
>>>>671183131
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>>>>671181357
>>>next time check the catalog you fucking idiot
>>this is now a Go Fuck Yourself thread
>>671182979
>not the Daly Taytay thread
>filled with people bashing Taytay
No
>>671183630
he started this thread the time it usually starts , 12:30 central time
>>671183627
I don't see it
>>671183416
>>671183745
>>671183416
>>>671183337
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>>>>671183199
>>>>671183131
>>>>671182815
>>>>671181357
>>>next time check the catalog you fucking idiot
>>this is now a Go Fuck Yourself thread
>>671183705
>fapping to the epitome of perfection
Come on anon.
>>671183705
picture relevant
>>671183766
nice dubs
>>671183416
>>>671183337
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>>>>671183199
>>>>671183131
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>>>>671181357
>>>next time check the catalog you fucking idiot
>>this is now a Go Fuck Yourself thread
>>671183705
Yes, even a gif, never saved it though so you'll have to wait for some other anon to answer
>>671183766
>I don't see it
Really m8? You don't see how curvy her spine is? Open both images in separate tabs and switch between them and tell me her posture and spine seem like the "normal" spine on the right rather than the left
>>671183731
>>671183759
>>671183766
>posts a tay tay thread after there is already a tay tay thread but posts his out of arrogance
you are as autistic as the pillow faggot and the attack helicopter faggot, kill yourself
>>671183987
>>671183416
>>>671183337
>>>>671182979
>>>>671183199
>>>>671183131
>>>>671182815
>>>>671181357
>>>next time check the catalog you fucking idiot
>>this is now a Go Fuck Yourself thread
>>671184146
>>671184095
>>671183416
>>>671183337
>>>>671182979
>>>>671183199
>>>>671183131
>>>>671182815
>>>>671181357
>>>next time check the catalog you fucking idiot
>>this is now a Go Fuck Yourself thread
>>671184095
Not necessarily arrogance, I just don't bother checking the catalog, I haven't had to in the past months, actually.
>>671184095
I believe he is not in the habit of checking if there is already one up, as he has been the one starting them for like a month
>>671184095
you sound angry anon chill out
>>671184095
>arrogance
M8, there is only one Taytay thread and that's the daily Taytay Swizzle thread that starts at around the same time everyday. All others are false bastard thread made by autists meant solely to bash her and filled mostly with people who only wish to bash her, and as such are blasphemous
One TayTay Swizzle please. Sounds like a drink
>>671184285
>>671184303
>Hivemind
I've started these since November and never had this issue hence why I don't check the catalog haha.
>>671184356
you hurt taytay with your evil corporate indonesian sweatshop spam operation
post in other thread.
im oldfag
>>671184429
She could probably make a drink called that and sell it to be honest.
>>671184285
check next time
>>671184356
kill yourself you autistic cunt :)
they're trying to suppress this
>>671184495
I don't hurt Taytay blasphemer, and we don't spam
>>671184332
what is this babbies first raid horseshit
>>671184429
probably like of those fruity colourful drinks with the little umbrellas n shit that you see in places like hawaii you know what I mean
it's strange how, during weekends, when these threads are up and americans are not at work, quality drops drastically
>>671184623
Suppress what? I told you I like your shoops as long as they're actually good.
All TayTay fags are brainwashed by the TayTay. They are lost. I will never be brainwashed by the TayTay. TayTay will never take me.
>>671184698
>strange
'coincidental' some would say
>>671184841
she will get you man it happens to the best of us
>>671184698
Strawberry flavoured
>>671184646
go to other thread and show loyalty
>>671184841
But anon, Taytay already owns your soul
>>671184698
Okay now that post is screenshot worthy that just looks pathetic.
>>671184978
Loyalty is staying in the daily Taytay Swizzle thread and not going to a bastard blasphemer thread
>>671184858
you know, I've noticed it happens to some other boards
perhaps there is a pattern here?
>>671184914
>>671185001
No, she doesn't. No, she won't. No, she never will. TayTay is ugly. I hate her music. I will never be a Tayfag!
>>671184747
Wait that isn't real? I meant her people are trying to suppress what she did on stage a while ago
>>671185079
your attempt to monopolize her will fail
>>671184747
She killed a mouse
>>671185226
She will get you anon, you can either fight it every day, or you can hug her with both of your arms and live a happy life.
TAYTAY VULT.
>>671185226
If you find her so ugly and hate her music so much, why are you in a thread dedicated to worshiping her?
She's got you in her grasp anon, just accept it.
>>671185226
you can push her away all you want, anon, the taytay will overtake you eventually. you can make it easier for yourself, and just accept her into your heart and mind now.
>>671185253
They're not but some anon enjoys shooping her with weapons and such.
>huge cameltoe
>tay tay has a huge box
musta been that black guy B.0.B
>>671185332
>>671185348
>>671185442
She hasn't got me in her grasp. I will fight it, because I am not a Tayfag
Oh shit I'm supposed to leave to a birthday now.
See ya tomorrow Swifties.
TAYTAY VULT
>>671185517
>that
>huge
No
These threads make me disgusted in /b/. Honestly.
>>671185624
Bye, hope it's a nice party
>>671185624
catch ya tomorrow anon
>>671185605
it's not a fight you can win
>>671185517
>that
>huge
what sort of shut-in are you, anon?
>>671185624
goodnight, ave olivia
>>671185749
just filter them then
>>671185749
I agree daily taytay has to go. lets go back to the way it was
>>671185839
I can win the fight. TayTay won't brainwash me
>>671185855
mamma mia thats one spicy opinion
>>671185855
way what was there have never been organized threads have there
>>671186003
anon a month or 2 ago i also didnt give a fuck about hee but she will get you because she has that red lip classic thing that you like
>>671186032
>>671186075
It shouldn't be tis way. it's wrong. go back to chloe
>>671186003
words won't change your mind, taytay might
>>671185696
>>671185839
calm down guys im just glad she has a big puss..iv a big dick so would be just about right for me...but im sure with you small dicked faggots it would be like waving a match stick around in a cave.
>>671186183
>back
I don't think anyone here liked chloe at any point tbqh
>>671186275
>implying anyone on this website has a remote chance of ever even sniffing her hair
what point are you trying to make here my friend
>>671185855
agreed, but as long as mental patients are allowed computer access we will have tay tay threads
Anons, I betrayed Taytay in a dream last night. I saw her but Hayley Atwell was there too so I went for her instead of Taytay. My test levels betrayed me
>>671186174
>>671186216
She will never get me. TayTay will never change my mind. I'm not a Tayfag
>>671186183
whats a chloe and why do you think i liked it
>>671186426
taytay is a merciful god
>>671186421
I agree. Sane people know it's taytay in one word
>>671186426
you can't control what you do in dreams, no worries
besides it's not like we like taytay because we want to fuck her
>>671186541
>he believes this unironically
>>671186541
stop resisting
>>671186394
everyone on /b/ likes chloe, she is the queen after all....you must be new here
>>671186755
>>671186870
I'm not resisting. I'm not believing. I know that I'll never become a Tayfag like you, anon
>>671186394
point is tay tay loves blacks, and im black so i have a great chance.
>>671187023
i stopped resisting a long time ago and honestly anon its much better
>>671186657
>sane people
>tay tay
kek
>>671187115
Not that anon but pretty sure you're not black, you're just a cuckposter who thinks that people are gonna care if Taytay ever got with a black guy. We wouldn't, the Goddess cannot be sullied, she could literally go on BLACKED and we'd still stand by her
gotta go do some shit good night anons may taytay be with you
>>671186967
anon, you are one person and you don't represent 'everyone on /b/'
>>671187115
she's liberal, she loves everyone
given the fact she's only ever dated white guys, I'd say she loves them just a bit more
>>671187023
open your eyes anon
>>671187424
>2 down
looks like there won't be another thread after this
seeya, anon
>>671187424
Bye anon, see you tomorrow
>>671187475
ive been postponing it all day so yeah good luck filling the rest of this anon
How many of us true Swifties are even left at this point?
>>671187730
I don't need luck, I've got taytay on my side
>>671187475
>>671187156
My eyes are wide open. I'm not resisting. I know I will never like TayTay
>dat look on her face
>dat line of sight
>dat touching her collarbone
You just KNOW.
They probably had sex that very night.
>>671187400
>being this mad that his tiny white dick couldn't satisfy taytay.
>>671187475
>only ever dated white guys
>fact
[citation] needed on this "fact"
>>671187885
There's you, me, the bob guy is an inverted Swiftie or something... 1 more guy and it's the three musketeers...
>>671187995
shes looking at the girl's phone to her right
>>671187885
it might just be the two of us, sadly
>>671187906
the wise man knows that he knows nothing
>>671188058
pic related, from the taytay wiki
>>671187475
90% of /b/ know chloe is the queen just a few newfag autists who came here from tumblr to try to force taylor as queen think otherwise.
>>671188223
>girl's phone t
girl's ass
>taylor smith lesbonian confirmed
>>671188223
Sure she is anon, sure she is.
You just KNOW
>>671188285
Don't forget the pic of her former loves
>>671188418
yeah, where's the phone, faggot?
>>671188418
>>taylor smith lesbonian confirmed
>>671188564
>>>671188418
>>>taylor smith lesbonian confirmed
>>671188285
>posts info made by a taytay autist
>missing ed sheeren
>missing B.o.B
>missing karlie kloss
>missing another 20+ people
i asked for citation not damage control
TOP KEK
>>671188668
ok, how about you provide citation for all those mentioned you spastic nigger
and "because I said so" doesn't count
>>671188285
I know that I'm not a tayfag
>>671188418
>>671188564
>>671188646
yeah she has been dating karlie kloss for a while now since B.o.B dumped her, nice of calvin harris to be her beard tho.
just saddens me she is a full on dyke femminazi now
>>671188848
then you are not a wise man
>>671188699
lesbian confirmed despite your lying dubs
>>671188913
I am a wise man
>>671188905
She never dated bob. Bob was in love with her and crushed when she wasn't interested. Rumour has it he sent a 1000 roses and cried. Sad really
>>671188905
this.
>exactly this
>>671188967
My dubs ain't lying m8. And
>believing gossipy trash publications.
top kek
>>671188699
>not a lesbian
TOP KEK
>>671188980
but are you really?
>>671188967
>tabloid magazine
>proof of anything
yooooooo rofl
>>671189121
Yes I am
you guys are so pathetic its not even funny
>>671189113
Are you saying my dubs are lying anon?
>>671189113
anon, if she was a lesbian, she'd be hiding it. have you not seen how 2 females interact?
they are clearly just being best friends. though I suppose if one was a shut-in, one could interpret this as homosexuality
>>671189233
and you are on /b/
>>671189191
n
>>671189233
>trips of the trinity confirms higher being
>starting with a slick 6 confirms taytay
>>671189391
dubs, meant dubs
>>671188822
i'm waiting for you to provide citation that taylor has never been with a black guy...you must have some since you say its a fact right?
its not like you would lie on the internet right?
>>671189514
provide some proof that she has and I will dispute it. or do you not have any either?
>>671189514
>prove a negative
>appeal to ignorance
top kek. please leave
>>671189849
Jesus she needs to go to the gym and work on those legs. Tendon on bone
>>671189121
>>671189084
Karlie be all: look at my fine ass /b/itch, /b/itches
>>671190104
she goes to the gym 4 times a week
you can do more than bulk when it comes to fitness you know
>>671189041
>being this mad that taytay likes black dick
>>671188967
yup this is true
>>671189060
:)
>>671189084
why you so mad that she is a dyke? its not like you would ever have a chance with her anyway lol
>>671189121
no the fact that she lives with karlie and was busted making out with her in public at a concert says she is a lesbian
>>671189319
yes im saying is random number generation on /b/ has no baring on taylors sexuality
>>671189366
dude...she isn't hiding it...its just none of anyone's business, and tbh she wouldn't admit to it publically as she would lose tons of her bible belt fans.
>>671189366
I am a wise guy. I know that TayTay will never engulf me
Ok Enough
>>671190414
>>671189849
but you said it was a FACT
but you cant provide facts....ok i win thanks for admitting you have NO "facts" that she hasn't been with a black man
>>671190054
he said it was a fact that she hasn't been with a black guy...i asked for facts and he cant provide how he got to it being a fact
he and you are just mad in taytays choice of men
>>671190342
you still haven't posted any evidence
>>671190362
whatever you say
>>671190414
>>671190446
>spidermanning when we're already a dozen away from image limit
you must be at least 18 to be on this site
>>671190622
maybe another anon said fact, but I never did. you still haven't provided any evidence.
>>671190342
OK, you guys know I come here. This is Taylor.
Yes, it's true. I only go for the vajayjay now. Karlie is delicious.
(I will deny I posted this if anyone tries to report it. I will write a song about you and call you a mean liar)
>>671190279
>she goes to the gym 4 times a week
>psycho stalker confirmed
>>671190813
>no-its-becky.jpg
Don't wind up like becky
>>671190813
This is true. I'm Taylor's manager, she munches rug daily.
>>671190848
>following her on instagram makes me a psycho stalker
lol ok
>>671180040
Hey guys, It seems I've missed tonight's thread. I have a quick question though, why don't you like A Perfectly Good Heart and Teardrops On My Guitar?
>>671190813
fuck off becky
>>671190180
Karlie's too skinny to be honest
>>671190342
>why you so mad that she is a dyke?
Where is your proof that she is one m8? Pics of them hanging out or of what you interpret is them kissing don't count for shit
>>671190812
>pretending to be another guy because he fucked up and said it was a fact that taylor has never been with a black guy
come on dude stop backpedaling and provide citation
>>671190812
It's true tho. I will never be a Tayfag like you, anon
>>671191040
I think the folk that dislike those songs have left. it's OP's birthday today, also
>>671190813
Can confirm this, I'm 4 of Taylor's boyfriends. She dumped me for Karlie.
Anybody else hear those sextape rumours?
>>671191023
that and posting in a daily taytay thread on /b/ of all places does lol
>>671190813
Can disprove, am Karlie, Taytay's heterosexual and we've never had sexual contact
Almost image limit
inb4 Chloeposter
>>671191126
> Pics of them hanging out or of what you interpret is them kissing don't count for shit
if it was just a peck then sure but thats full on making out in the pics, she even lives with her lol, there has been so many blinds about it its insane, and its well known in the industry.
>>671191258
actually I believe you are supposed to provide citation to prove it did happen. the reason for this is that if it didn't happen, there'd be no proof for either of the sides of this argument.
>>671191461
This is fake. I'm the real Karlie, and I can confirm Taylor identifies as panromantic demisexual genderqueer dragonkin.
>>671191444
still doesn't make me a stalker
think it might be hard to stalk someone who lives an ocean away anyway
>>671191287
Thanks, I was just curious as teardrops on my guitar is one of my favourite songs
>>671191675
please tell us more about the industry that you obviously work in, mr insider, your evidence of "because I said so" is very compelling
>>671191761
taste is subjective, I don't like it much either but that doesn't make it a bad song
>>671190054
Lol thank you.
>>671191675
>>671191675
>if it was just a peck then sure but thats full on making out in the pics
Considering we can't see much of anything in that literal one pic of them "making out", no.
Now fuck off along with the cuckposter.
And
>living together means lesbians
Top kek
>blinds are facts
top kek
>"well known"
Toppest kek
>>671191931
erry fucking time
im going to get depressed when taylor swift gets old
>>671191704
>backpeddling this hard
>states its a fact taytay never been with a nigga
>gets called out as a liar when he fails to provide credible citation
TOP KEK
>>671192179
You'll have moved on to another singer or a model by that time
>>671192056
its because chloe is the queen :)
>>671192207
>still hasn't provided any evidence
haha
>>671191899
>being this mad because taylor chose karlie kloss over him
kek
>>671191998
>out by 1
you really are a failure at everything
also why are you so mad that she lives with her girlfriend? what is it religious beliefs or just downright jealousy?
>>671192327
>still hasn't provided "facts"
TOPPEST KEK
>>671192398
>implying taylor would choose me in any situation
I'm a literal nobody
>>671192695
>no evidence still
well my friends it's late, I have to go and bask in the absolute fact that taylor swift is a heterosexual nazi
goodbye all! :)
>>671192179
>gets old
implying
>>671192255
yeah but taylor swifts face is so pretty. i know how she feels when people stare at her.
>>671192600
>still pushing the lesbian thing with no proof
>reverts back to asking if mad when called out on proof
Toppest of the highest possible kek.
Bye fellow true Swifties.
>>671192179
>im going to get depressed when taylor swift gets old
A) you are 14 and your tastes will become age appropriate as you get older
B) you are molester-pedo-bear and will always find a new 15 year old to lust after
>>671192886
lol. yeah,
>>671193056
lol.. how old is taylor swift? she is legal right?
>>671192874
>I'm a literal nobody
thats a given.......
>well my friends it's late, I have to go and bask in the absolute fact that taylor swift is a heterosexual nazi
in other words you have to go back to watching MLP like the faggot you are.
>>671193313
22ish
>27 of these taylorfanfags will have exact answer before I can even post this
pic related
>>671192958
>runs away when he cant take it that his waifu has been proven to be a dyke who lives with her long term lesbian lover
cya faggot
>>671193521
nah its only about 5 of them the rest are people laughing at them....most of them have gone off to watch MLP now
>>671193796
good point. image limit reached. no more stuff for them to print out and tape on their bedroom wall.
>>671193977
dubs confirms
