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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Funny shit thread.
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http://liveleak.com/view?i=3d3_1451867993

Lol
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>>671145594
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>>671145651

The dude that killed the cop was a Vietnam vet and used advancing fire to easily gun the officer down.
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>>671145558
Please tell me this is real. I'm intrigued.
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>>671145835
Yeah, it's real.
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>>671145835
It's from an autopsy.
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>>671146036

I'm gonna find more of these purely out of anatomical interests.
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>>671146281
I've got a couple more.
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>>671145651
This is what happens to cops that wait to long to gun down troublemakers.
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>>671146281
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>>671146444
>>671146478

ty anon
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>>671146548
Np dude
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>>671145651
That gurgle
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>>671146289
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>>671146969
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>>671147074
CIS MALE SCUM
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>>671147252
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>>671147307
Dam right it is XD
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>>671147591
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Alright, someone else can dump now.
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>>671146478
>when cute boys bite their lip
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>>671145594
>NiggerAtWelfareOffice.webm
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>>671148085
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>>671146750
too soon
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>>671145499
is there one without the captions
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>>671145606
Now he can arrest them cos they're black
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>>671149102
as you lie there dying the thought of OH fuck they going to find me like this
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>>671148821
> burnt
> black
Its that kinda shit that makes people hate you
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>>671149753
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>>671145932
why do I always loose to this....
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>>671149753
Because aliens are smart
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>>671149923
I'm glad I could brighten your day :D
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>>671150151
I had similiard facial expresion as the kid on left when I first visited this shithole
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>>671147667
I'm ok with this
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>>671150420
I still find myself shaking my head several times a day when I'm here. I'm desensitized to most shit, but there's always a new horror to be found.
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>>671150508
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>>671150626
kek, thats true
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>>671150742
I don't get this one. (Obviously I'm not a mechanic)
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>>671151067
would buy as living room decoration/10
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>>671151067
Art
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>>671146212
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>>671149710
>penis
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>>671151298
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>>671150953
It's almost as worn as ya mums cunt. If that helps.
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>>671151399
oh what the fuck!?
GO BACK TO YOUR CAVE YOU VILE BEAST.
it fucking looks like an obeese bear without fur.
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>>671150151
i swear i know that guy
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>>671151516
and its retarded too, i think because of trans
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>>671151399

I've seen almost everything during my years on this site. Never wanted to vomit before...

But nothing prepared me for that.
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>>671151207
same
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>>671151316
>>671151399
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>>671145366
I want of sureness of I am of communication of reality/life of:_"-\_ picture of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ of map of human/embassy/base/matter-ta-war of since/so/cause of human of living of military of nation of:_"\_ United States _/"_:-_ of:_{\_"\_ Randy Cramer live at the Triad Theater on Nov 14, 2015 Part 2 _/"_ of moment/time of:_"\_ 13:41/1:34:02 _/"_:-_ of text of link of:_"\_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvumYlnLXy8 _/"_:-_/-"_:-_ since a human of named:_"\_ Randy Cramer _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Marine Corps Special Section _/"_:-_ showed/communicated of the picture of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ since Mericans of living of an exigency/emergency of a technology of body muscle flexing caused of energies at metals of in/at of human since of energies sent/from of machines far of miles/kilometers of human of stimulated ta body muscle slackening/tensing; so I am of communication of spiel of technology of text of:_"---------\_
Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body movement caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity so...body muscle movement of tensing/slackening;
and/or/an-other-communication of 3/Three: STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.
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>>671147591
Krillin :D
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>>671151687
exact same with me. I don't know why but it's almost like i can smell the disgusting curdled ass smegma of this fucking Cryptid behemoth all the way through the internet
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>>671150953

So imagine that a vented brake rotor is like two metal discs connected by a series of fins

Well, this fuckwit wore his brakes down so far that one of those discs was gone altogether.
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When your girlfriend says she's out with her friends
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>>671151885
I lost when I saw your caption XD
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>>671152006
I learned something today
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>>671146627
You can still see the rectum rather clearly.
You could probably slide your cock on in with no resistance whatsoever
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>>671150508
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>>671152886
kek
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>>671150084

kek
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>>671153341
Oh fuck me. When did he come back?
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>>671154163
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>>671154046
it literally says the date if you read the posts
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>>671154480
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>>671154073
>rape sux!¨
muh sides
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>>671146747
Top Kek
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>>671154344
well shit. guess that's my queue to go to bed.
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>>671146923
ylyl. Dresden?
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>>671155092
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>>671151067
ghost in the shell
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>>671146485
Kek
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>>671154387
wat
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>>671154314
Man fuck gyroscopes, just put chicken heads in things
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>>671145558
how is this and why ?
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>>671146750
If this was ylyl I would lose
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>>671155679
She forgot which hoop she was supposed to shoot at. And then the other 9 women followed suit.
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>>671155092
Who is this nigger faggot?
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>>671155866
How: It was an autopsy.

Why: Because it's funny.
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>>671151687
Are you being serious? Do you just close your eyes when you come on here?
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>>671153066
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>>671152489
Is there more of this?
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>>671157071
just check your family history
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>>671150151
Kek
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check em
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>>671150742
Jesus that's terrifying. Did the car belong to a woman?
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>>671157900
Trump'ed
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>>671157900
gg
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>>671157900
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>>671157900
checked
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>>671157967
If I had to guess, I would guess it was.

Pic unrelated, this is a perfect woman.
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>>671158262

Ok, First is Fritzl, easy to recognize.

But who the fuck is the lil' girl?
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>>671158407
>prefect woman
>has dick bulge
w0t?
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>>671158559

Not the guy you replied to, but that is a muff bulge, you virgin
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>>671158745
the shop makes it look like a dick
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>>671145558
I don't understand how his eyes could had been removed like that... Should they had stayed in the eyeholes?
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>>671145844
NiggaSpeaksDaTruth.pptx
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