>WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU UP SO EARLY?
Also general 'murica thread
>>670980797
So I can mooch money off my father like the old NEET I am to buy weed before he goes to work.
>>670980797
what is your local time?
>>670980913
6.15 bruh, where from?
>>670980853
>NEET
Every fucking time I see someone use that this is all I can think about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIV4poUZAQo
>>670981201
kek
Asthma attack.
Feels bad man.
>>670980797
>Be me
>Live in D.C.
>Have insomnia so stayed on 4chan for the "late shift"
>Someone started a R34 thread
>Timetofap.jpg
>Thread ends up being completely ran up on incest and guro
>Don't care, but can't fap to guro
>It was at this time I realized it was 4am here
>MFW I put it all together and realized the Japanese are getting home from work and the Swedes are socialists who's youth movement is trying to make incest and necrophilia legal
So that was my early morning, I'm also off today so I'm gonna go troll on /pol/ I like to catch the Brit and other Eurofags at work, to see if I can trigger them and get their bosses to catch them on 4chan. How bout you?
>>670980797
It isn't even time to go to sleep yet.
because I'm drunk :)
>>670981406
>We want...A SHRUBBERY (high note)
Always gets a chuckle out of me.
>>670980797
Getting ready for work cause nothing is more 'murican than waking up at 6 in the morning to go to your shitty office job making slightly above minimum wage.
>>670980853
How old are you?
I'm 30. And replace "dad" with "girlfriend" and you've got it.
And replace "mooch money for weed" with "apologize for how shitty I am and go overboard so now she's going to be scared all day I'll try to kill myself again, thus making me feel like even more of a piece of shit" then you got it.
I'm just now about to get off work
6:30am
fixing sleep schedule
>>670981899
Ni..Ni..Ni...NEET...neat.
>>670981644
I lived in DC once. It is absolutely a piss soaked hellhole unless you make six figures. That's the bare minimum to be able to live like a white person.
I, as a student, didn't do this. It sucked. Worst time of my life by a very wide margin. That fucking city should sink into the swamp.
What's your job?
>>670980797
Technically I'm up very late.
>>670982092
>piss soaked hellhole
"We object to the term 'piss soaked hellhole' when you could have used 'pee-pee soaked heckhole'"
>>670982288
keked and checked
USA
USA
USA
USA
>>670981644
good job anon
>be me
>live in nyc
>get high last night
>couldn't complete an essay I have to turn in today
>wake up to pee at around 4
>suddenrealization.exe
>mfw
>start working on it
>2 hours later, pretty tired
>decide to take a break with some faggots on here.
Went to sleep at 11.45 woke up at 3am. Still up at 635
>>670981868
>Nothing is more 'murican than waking up at 6 in the morning to go to your shitty office job making slightly above minimum wage.
Not true, I'm gonna go to bed in a little bit, wake up around 1pm then go to the welfare office and collect my check b/c it's the end of the month, but I feel your pain bro, I gotta take the fucking bus, b/c my goddamn gf can't get off for a half hour and drive me to the welfare office. Fucking cunt, think I'm gonna cheat on her next week, now that I got some funds coming in tonight.
>>670980797
Dogs woke me up. Bitches decided NOW was the time to eat so... BARK BARK BARK.
idk, woke up around 2 and didn't feel tired at all. Jacked it to some webms, watched some fighting webms (didn't jack it, just lauged), played league, watched Milo yinapoopplpl however the fuck you spell his name videos.
>>670980797
It's 20:39 here
>>670982424
fuck yeah!
>>670982444
U S A!
U S A!
>>670982414
That gif is just as clever as Lex Luthor when he stole the 40 keks.
>>670980797
early? its late for me
>>670982482
jesus christ...
Indoctination at its finest right here. And it works perfectly even!
>Muh freedom
You're a joke lol
Because some people have lives
>>670982657
me too
>415 cali reporting in
U S A
U S A
U S A
>>670982092
Head chef at a hotel, I grew up in D.C. and I worked late last night so I'm staying at my cousins right now b/c I'm too fucked tired to drive home, I currently live about 30 min south of the city. We are really expanding as far as restaurants and "trendy" places go, b/c the billionaire who owns the Nationals is buying up all of South East and turning the liquor stores and town houses into high-rise condos, which are going to be as expensive as fuck, which is why I now commute instead of living there.
>>670982728
If that's indoctrination what the fuck do you call China?
>>670982444
only autistic faggots care about the order random numbers generate.
>>670980797
543 issue notify early in kansas
>>670982117
It smells like Californians, cheap bud, and vegan pizza in here all of a sudden.
>>670982968
fuck off with your cuck thread cockslurping faggot
>>670981899
you really should kill yourself, it sounds like your girlfriend would have a happier life without you.
>>670982374
I don't have a problem with illegals per se, I have a problem with tax evasion. In my opinion, building a wall won't do jack shit to keep filthy beaners out, what we need to do is make it legal for them to be here so they start paying taxes instead of mooching off of our welfare system.
>>670982756
661 here fam
>>670983105
Thats not how it works, you need shit like a social security number and birth certificate to apply for welfare.
>>670982288
Ya know, tbqh, we make the homeless mop up our pee pee soaked streets b4 sunrise, b/c we have alot of blonde haired SJW's that date sand-niggers that all walk their Pomeranian's in about another 2 hours, so ya kno, DC we're so liberal and advanced!!!
(Pic related) It's what the descendants of the people who live in Georgetown now are going to look like.
>>670983345
>>670983265
That may be true, but there are still a lot of tax benefits a Watson with an ITIN can get.
>>670982852
When I lived there the whole of south DC was nothing but niggers shooting wildly in every direction.
Head chef I guess makes pretty good scratch, but I still cannot fathom why someone would subject themselves to the extremely shitty quality of life DC has to offer when there are so many better and cheaper cities out there where you can live like a human and not have to ride that nightmarish metro.
Seriously, DC is what we used to make fun of Eastern Europe for: crumbling infrastructure, old-ass everything, poverty everywhere, weird smells, a clusterfuck of languages nobody understands, 100% all-the-time traffic jam, inexcusably poor urban planning and layout, etc.
It's like a giant third world airport. Nobody speaks the same language, nobody's from there (except you, I guess), everything is filthy and disease ridden, and everything is overpriced.
I mean. I guess if you grew up there it's normal to you, but shit, there are way way better places in this country than DC and NOVA. Like.... Every other place in this country, probably (except da deep souff)
>>670982916
They're not random.
>>670983073
Oh believe me, I agree completely. But she's the idiot who rushed me to the hospital last time when I took a supposedly lethal dose of heroin.
The first thing I said to her when I woke up was "why?" And she had apparently been sitting in that same spot for three days.
I will never ever understand why she loves me so desperately. And I just hope that I someday grow the stones to take a bullet in the head like a man before she's too old to find someone better.
>>670983265
>implying stealing SSNs isn't huge business
>implying there isn't an epidemic of identity theft in this country
>implying jet fuel melts steel beams
>implying jews dindu WTC
>implying Hannah Montana wasn't killed and replaced with Miley Cyrus
>implying the polio vaccine wasn't rushed to the public and as a result contained active samples of SIV which is ultimately responsible for elevated cancer rates within the baby boomer population.
>implying the Zika virus and not Monsanto fumigation is responsible for birth defects
>>670982385
Get back to work, your the reason our country can't have nice things, and Bernie Sander's is going to hire his gang of cucks to take the rest of our white women.
>>670983795
To be clear, I'm not a heroin user. It was strictly for suicide purposes.
>>670982444
>>670980797
I work 7p-7a in the ER. I'm always "up" early.
I haven't slept because I have 3 essays (4pages each) because anthropology is stupid, 2 programming projects involving recursion and inheritence (programming professor is a sand nigger that wants code and output to be printed on MICROSOFT WORD WHAT THE FUCK), and an Operation Managment exam to study for.
Actually ima go to bed fuck all this shit. I'd rather enjoy spring break and kill myself than go through this mindless torture of $40,000 a year just to end up researching everything on my own.
>>670982482
You think it's fucking funny to make fun of my mom you fucking neckbeard? You think it's ok taking obviously copyrighted material and posting it to make fun of someone with a serious disability? Well fuck you when I get up and get dressed I'm gonna e-mail Discovery and tell them you're taking their material, and fat-shaming someone in a FUCKING WHEELCHAIR! My mom has a glandular problem you fucking fedora wearing prick fuck. I'm coming, just give me an hour or so to get dressed.
>>670980797
I wake up every morning at 4 AM.
>>670984168
A friend of mine had a sandnigger prof once,he used to tell me tales how everything he said had to documented just the way he intended or he'd lower your grades unconditionally. these cocks don't listen to your genuine excuses and pretty stubborn
>>670983841
They usually steal the SSN to work, then file the income on the ITIN. Some will just try to file with the San, but that's not as easy as it was a few years ago.
>>670982466
Mine eats and drinks his water at like fucking 2am, won't eat all fucking day, until everyone is asleep, then he wakes me up at fucking 3am b/c now he's gotta shit, FML and FMFW (Fuck My Fat Wife).
>>670983841
>>670984446
which is exactly why I stabbed mine years ago.
>>670982562
I watched this that is oddly posted on Jewtube, and have been freaking out ever since. Just skip to the 6 min mark if you wanna be scarred for the rest of the day.
>MFW I can't unsee something that I actually saw on YTube, instead of any chan site.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEZL4ult9n0&index=9&list=PLsanhUSgto5qF1A463lfwvk5FBvAhPqOg
>>670982587
>20:39 here
I smell Asians.
>>670984755
He ain't lyin' folks.
>>start watching: ok this is some old kids cartoon
>>skip to 5:55
>>all my wtf
>>CHIIIIRP CHIIIIIRP
>>wake gf up by laughing so hard.
>>have to explain what the hell I'm watching and WHY
>>a dude told me to in 4chan
>>oh. that's apparently an acceptable excuse
Jesus. This is classic.
>>670982648
>Genetically Modified Foods
Ok how else are we going to get the spic taste out of our fruits and vegetables?
>Nursery Water with added fluoride
What your parents never let you swim in a pool b/c they were afraid you might swallow some of the chlorine water?
>Ritalin
OHH NO NOT THAT!! Plz I take 150mg of Vyvanse every morning and 14mg of xanax at night to sleep, nothing wrong with keeping a schedule.
>Spying on US citizens via the Patriot Act
Uhh, excuse me where were you last week when a psycho shot up Kalamazoo? And last year when some crazy arabs shot up a government building? So yeah, who cares if they watch us, unless you're doing something wrong
BTW
>Selling Raw Milk
>Collecting Rainwater
>Growing Hemp
>Giving tours of monuments without a license
Because all those things work so well for South American countries, who die of malaria and whatever the fuck else is in raw milk, and growing pot hurts our lumber economy. Also why wouldn't you be licensed to tour FEDERAL BUILDINGS???
>MFW some people shouldn't of dropped out of school after kindergarten.
>>670980797
>EARLY
>>670980797
>early
it's fucking 13:23, get your shit straight fatboi's, you all live in the wrong inferior timezone. Only GMT matters. We should all just get rid of that CST time and whatnot, nobody gives a fuck about it anyway and it's stupid
>>670981899
So why don't you end her fear and just get it over with?
>>670980797
Drunk as fuck. Jolted awake by need to piss. I'm fucking hungry.
>>670982728
>Muh freedom
Someone sounds sad that their children have to work in the rice fields instead of learning in a classroom, and get sold off at 10 to make Iphones for "Muh freedom", sucks to be you if you're not an American.
>>670982741
>Implying that going down to the 7-11 to get more fire cheetos and mountain dew counts as having a life
GTFO outta here, and change your pants, they smell like old tunafish and greek yogurt.
>>670985858
I'm too much of a pansy to do the gun business. The heroin thing was easy, just slipping into a nice euphoric sleep, but actually pulling the trigger is pretty hard.
And I guess somewhere in the back of my mind I'm scared it'll fuck her up real bad. She doesn't really have anyone else.
I'm up this early cause I'm trying to get my sleep schedule rearranged, saw my wife off to work and fed the dog her morning bowl.
>>670982807
You just mad, b/c we got real ninja turtles over here, LOSER.
>>670980797
>WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU UP SO EARLY?
Today is trip day. Every Friday.
>>670982911
>what the fuck do you call China?
The country that still can't get over the fact that "these" people occupied their country for years and pwned them. (Pic related) It's the grandchildren of said conquerors.
>>670980797
Tryin to turn over a new leaf with when I get to the office
>>670985649
So yeah, who cares if they watch us, unless you're doing something wrong
Are you roleplaying a retarded man today?
this is the 1974 privacy act
>The right of individuals to be protected against unwarranted invasion of their privacy resulting from the collection, maintenance, use, and disclosure of personal information.
moreover, >who cares?
I fucking care. Doing wrong or not is a whole different issue. gov spying on my personal life is another. and a more serious one.
>>670983105
>Implying it's spics that are using up the welfare
Uh, there's something worse out tonight than spics anon. And guess what? You can only see them if they smile.
>>670983413
The truly sad part is, that wasn't even a joke...
>>670980797
Since Sunday I haven't been able to sleep for more than 30 minutes at a time before jolting awake. Shit sucks mang
>>670983496
Of course there are, don't worry anon, the banks and Federal government have it all under control.
>>670986381
whatchu tripping on? I'm a fan of gooms myself
>>670983529
Yes, I make good money, and as far as niggers shooting eachother up all day, well sir we've evolved greatly since this past xmas. Marion Barry is dead, and they want to build an $80,000 statue to dedicate him, which I find ironic b/c that's probably how much debt he still owed the cartel after he died. Besides I've lived here, I've lived in NYC, and Hyde Park, as well as Marathon Key, in the Florida Keys, it's all overpriced and horrible, but this is my home, I know where all the landmines are and how to diffuse them (That's code for I speak nigger and dune coon slang, so they don't suspect me).
>>670983841
>>670984301
>>670980797
I usually get up earlier than this for work. No work today, but got up early anyhow; already bought groceries.
>>670980797
>woke up at 5:40
>late for factory shift
>run out to car, no breakfest
>its covered in ice
>cant open driver door
>open passenger door and shove open driver door
>get ice scraper
>scrape a layer of ice off
>2layers of ice
>i cant deal with this
>stress the fuck out
>have to borrow money from my mom to pay rent
>security license taking forever
>not even hired by the place i got all my security shit from
>cant work till im hired, cant interview till license
>raised in a way that i feel the need to report everything to my mom
>22 fucking years old
>dont want to cuz she assumes I do everything wrong and gets pissed for no fucking reason
>cant fall asleep because inner turmoil
>cant even want to fap
woke up because the alcohol processed out of my system from the night before i assume, puked, now gonna go to work
Got woken up this morning by my roommate leaving to LA woke up at 410 for this
>>670980797
Adderall. Never went to sleep.
>>670987969
Samefag here, anyone elses life fucked up because of single mother?
I cant even function properly because this shit.
Send me moare feel good cats.
>>670987969
>>raised in a way that i feel the need to report everything to my mom
kill yourself you betamax
>>670984612
Your dog or wife? I have a fear that if I ever get into a fighting match with my wife, she'll struggle to even reach for me. (Webm semi-related)
>>670988139
I cant kill myself, theres no proof of an afterlife and i actually have people who care about me.
A feeling you probably cant share.
>>670985473
Well apparently it was made by Troma productions, so after seeing Tromeo and Juliet, and Terror Firmer, this doesn't surprise me, still I'm quite shocked I guess b/c I didn't expect THAT on Jtube.
>>670980797
Working
>>670988153
dog, my wife has a brother serving in the marine corps, so unless and until I want my ass raped by a fucking army cuck, I'm going to be good to her.
>bonus secret : she forced me into this marriage, but dare I even mention it in real life.
>not implying she's cocky
>>670985473
That's kekkles and lox. Explain to your gf (who if is a normie) why a tweety bird is taking a 16 inch horse cock, then swims in it's cum, b/c hey that's what she wants to wake up to.
>>670985473
> 9:10 mark
Next time I fuck my wife, I'm gonna tell her I'm super chirpy.
>>670985852
Fuck off Mr. Bean, go wank it to the queen, while you beat it so hard you hurt your spleen, then check your pants when you're done to make sure everything is clean. Fuck this you know what I mean.
>>670980797
>why?
i just got off work
>>670986694
Yeah and, we also have the right to bear arms, and I've yet to receive my fucking pair, so stop bitching and if Uncle Sam wants to put a tracker up your ass, you bend over and spread your cheeks, and say "Thank you" for the privilege.
>>670988493
Me too... but I love overnights. I'm fine this time of day if I'm already awake, but fuck being able to get up at 6 or 7.
>>670988135
You are now blessed with "Kozy Kat", you will fall asleep and be chill for the next 24 hours.
>>670980797
It's only 8:10 here in FL
Im having an existential crisis brought on by studying Differential Calcus
>>670989482
Oh Florida, I lived in the Keys for 8 months, working at a restaurant and part time on a charter boat for tourists that would fish for snapper. I swear to God I lost track of time when I was down there. Every day was so fucking comfy. I felt like I was in the hyperbolic time chamber from DBZ, b/c everyone else aged while I looked younger. Use to carry a small bottle of Myers rum with me everywhere I went, no one gave a shit. Good times.
>>670989383
D'aww too bad ipad cant save gifs
I go in to work at 5am.
>>670988262
There's an afterlife, whether it's what you expect or not is a different story, but technically spending the rest of eternity in a endless black dream void counts as "after" you die, hence afterlife. As far as your mom goes, my wife and her sisters have the same problem, mom is super religious, weighs 500 lbs and is confined to a wheelchair, and she expects my 29 year old wife and her 27 year old sisters to take care of her every whim, despite one of them lives 3 states away, and my wife and I live 2 hrs away.
>MFW she asked if I constantly read the Bible so I can learn how to run my life according to it, and I replied, you mean the part where the father manipulated his two sons to kill one another, or do you want me to be like the guy who spoke to the burning bush that told him to kill the first born child of all the Egyptians? Or do you want me to be a martyr and perform miracles like turning water into wine, or turning a few fish and loaves of bread into many fish and loaves of bread. I said yeah I'm a fisherman and fermenting wine isn't that hard, so I can turn water into wine, and a few fish into a few hundred, and just buy a bunch of bread.
She was speechless, b/c after my rant I said, besides I stopped reading Mother Goose and Dr. Seuss when I was 8, I'm too old to believe in fairy tales. She hasn't called us since X-mas.
>>670989671
My buddy runs a charter down in the keys, I'm hoping to make some time to get down there and chill this year.
>>670987969
>>670988135
It's ok anon, give me a high-five. If music ever helps, I listen to the RWBY soundtrack alot. Here see if this song helps motivate you, really pay attention to the lyrics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmOZL_0rj70&list=PLsanhUSgto5rULkJ5sijcDDjm1W5U0DcA&index=6
>>670990222
My mom believes in interfereing in my life until im "successful" because of this i have never experienced true failure. Someone has to catch me before i hit the spike trap. How do i know if spikes are sharp?
I owe her some 3 grand atm. I could pay it off in a month after i start security work. But she'll always have me in someway. Shes holding my car insurance bill so i gotta pay her every month instead of online banking auto pay that shit
>>670990533
These two also, just do me a quick favor and listen to them and see if anything happens I'm genuinely curious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w83phD3EwSc&index=2&list=PLsanhUSgto5rULkJ5sijcDDjm1W5U0DcA&shuffle=1436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9mQTmXxU8E&index=4&list=PLsanhUSgto5rULkJ5sijcDDjm1W5U0DcA&shuffle=1436
>>670990575
>mum loves and cares for me
>gibs me $$$
>boohoo
What. A. Waste. Of. Oxygen.
>>670983200
bako dude here
>>670990841
Thats fine when i was like 0-16
But im supposed to be an adult not a leech and general drag on society.
Inb4 check your privilege
>>670990575
Yeah, I remember when I finished college and owed them $48,000 in loans, also I owed my dad $5000 this was back when I was 23, now I'm turning 30 this year, from my experience, shit can always get worse, you have to find a way to make it better and step up. In the past 7 years, I've paid my dad off, and put a down-payment on his new car and pay it for him so he can retire in peace, and I've paid back over $40,000 so far to Sallie Mae, who said b/c of my years of never missing a payment, decided between the interest I was paying and everything else, I didn't have to pay them back the last few thousand.
>You're going to crawl in shit no matter what, and you're already in the storm, you can't go back, so do you suck it up and trudge through it or try to go back and run to your safe zone, back in a time where everything was safe?
7:41 AM here. I have class.
>>670991039
Leeches and scum-bags are leeches and scum-bags b/c they don't honor agreements, and get BTFO when they get caught in their lies. Nothing wrong with taking out money or having people cover you now, when you are most vulnerable in your life and you're still learning about the world. The point is you honor the agreement and do whatever it takes in the future to pay them back, no matter how long it takes, if you are trustworthy that's all you need.
>BTW I'm the same cat-fag you've been talking too, not the couple of whiners who complained about welfare, you can tell by my awesome cat.jpg's.
>>670991039
So according to this "chart" I'm non-privileged, which means whitey owes me some welfare, gimme gimme gimme.
>>670980797
Britbong here. I have a weird fetish for American boys and my friends have decided were gonna all go on holiday to Murica and get me laid do some clubbing and chill when we finish College. Recommendations for like, clubs and shit? Will be in like July. I could look online but I'm lazy.
>>670991039
>TFW you are a other race that intersex, gay, a trap that lives in Palestine as a homeless Muslim disfigured and blinded by a scatter bomb, who went to America to get a PhD in Biology and short enough I need a booster seat to reach my computer while tallying all this up on a Saturday night, and still can't figure out my score.
I bought a 1981 toyota cressida. the guy wanted $1000 i called him telling him $500 now in cash he took the offer drove over there had my friend who offered to drive my current car back while i drive the cressida its in running shape 86,000 miles just needs to be registered and get a license plate on it its pretty cool i like it. Now im going to get drunk then nape then babtsit my 17 year old cousin.
five minutes and 5 seconds. you can do it /b/
https://www.prageru.com/courses/economics/americas-debt-crisis-explained
>>670992031
>Are you a femanon?
>What part of 'Murica are you going?
These questions matter greatly if you value your life while you're "across the pond". You've ever seen Hostel? Yeah that's what America is like, they will take you and do weird shit to your Queen loving ass. And just in case prepare to be disappointed if you're looking for dark meat. (Pic very related)
>>670980797
Traveling to meet with client.
Cause this glorious American has work so others don't have to.
>>670987661
I get that. Most people would think my hometown (Akron Ohio) is boring ass bullshit. But it's home to me so whatever.
>>670992567
No I'm gay
And that's what I was asking, what are the best places to chill and club and have a good time? I'm not stupid and I don't drink a whole lot so... I'm not likely to get blitzed out of my mind or anything.
I'm not interested in black men, just typical white Americans I dunno. Makes me feel like, dirty cos my family fucking hates America.
so I can beg for steam games, btw anyone have an extra copy of dark souls?
>>670982648
collecting rainwater isnt illegal in my state tho
>>670992328
>drove over "there"
where's there?
>86,000 miles on a '81 Toyota
Ruh-Roh
>Get drunk, then "nape" then "babtsit" my 17 year old cousin.
I honestly wouldn't trust you to babtsit anyone more so if it's a 17 year old with down-syndrome, b/c apparently your a molester, seeing how you just raped the English language.
>>670992943
Go to arizona, fuck this
It's 9am it's not early in fact I'm late for work
>>670993165
Fuck this, as in him? I'm more of a bottom though I like my partner to be in control
>>670993292
With that face it will never be a her. idk man can your ass take an extra large size horse dildo?
His can
>>670992676
Thank you, b/c it's the end of the month and my welfare check is coming in next week as well as my EBT card will have new funds in it. My gf is pregnant tho, and her parents "disowned" her b/c she's with me (I'm black), and I hurt my back, so I can't work, luckily she loves me and works a full-time job and as a waitress at TGI Friday's on weekends, so you know I'm good. I just hope our kid is ok in there, you know. Either way can't wait for the primary, either Hillary or Bernie (preferably Bernie), b/c this is the first time we get to vote for a president and stuff, b/c we were still in high school when the last election took place. But like I said the welfare pays for my rent and our kid, when he is born, so hopefully we get more funds added to our EBT card if Bernie get's elected, or better yet he can just pay for my housing and insurance lol. Because as an African-American living in VA, it can be hard, alot of people are nice, but sometimes I know people don't like it b/c I don't wanna work, b/c I don't wanna hurt my back more.
>>670983046
I'm from CA. I like steak, don't like to smoke. but fuck you faggots who constantly talk about smoke. It's people like you who are the reason I hope weed never becomes legal.
>>670992864
MMM....acorn
>>670988604
Ehhh, she's not full normie. I wasn't kidding that the vid being linked on 4chan was a good excuse. She's on /b/ occasionally.
>>670980797
>>670986620
WELL THIS IS A PART OF YOU
>>670992943
Stay the fuck out of Arizona, California, New Mexic- you know what, don't go anywhere past the Rocky Mountains. New Orleans can be fun, alot of clubs and sex shops and bars, NYC is overrated as shit, horrible traffic and super expensive. If I were you I would pick somewhere like New Orleans, Miami, Oklahoma City, or Denver and get some good pot.
>>670992975
Not trolling, but what is "Steam"? Is it like a game system like Super Nintendo, or is it like the brand name like Sony? People keep talking about steam accounts, and I don't get it.
>>670994131
Okay thank you good sir I will take these into consideration ty.
>>670993613
I can't take a large horse size dildo no, I've never tried. My ass is virgin I could barely probably fit like 7 inches in there.
>>670980797
I have a job
>>670980797
>implying I woke up recently and haven't been lurking for eighteen hours straight
>>670993696
>I hope weed never becomes legal b/c I'm a white knight who believes in chivalry and eat meat b/c I'm a man and I'm against this stupid stereotype that people have about Californians being too lazy, I'm alpha as shit
This is how you sound anon, this is how you are perceived by everyone around you. Do you feel good about that? Are you happy that making people around you feel like shit, while you're so perfect? Good job seeing how you're from the worst state in the country, who's greatest accomplishment was electing an illiterate Austrian bodybuilder who cucks his wife as governor. That's a big step considering how that state is always in considerable fucking danger.
If it's not an earthquake
>Mudslide
If it's not a mudslide
>Wildfire
If it's not a wildfire
>Muslims shooting up govt facilities, b/c liberals use their words and not guns to defend themselves.
Ive been up sins 4am and am starving. Fapping isnt making me less hungry, what do?
Michigan here, I hate you all. Please do the world a favor and off yourselves.
>>670993869
What is wrong with you? I thanked the anon for working b/c I don't want to risk it. Are you mad that I have a white partner? Are you mad b/c I get money from a government that's oppressed my ancestors for centuries, and sold us into slavery? I'm tired of hearing about checking this or that. African-Americans, Latin-Americans, and Native Americans should have different rights then regular white people, b/c white people do have it easier. My gf's professor, who is a BLACK educated man, if you believe that b/c I'm sure you are a racist troll, told her that checking your privilege means feeling empathy for others not sympathy. He said white people can't understand our pain, but can do a better job trying to help us then what they are doing now, which is why she got pregnant by me. So piss off troll, I'm a NIGGER, b/c I know you guys use it all the time, so get use to it, especially when Bernie get's in office, you need to realize how easy you have it.
>>670993918
Meanwhile I just had a quicky with my wife and yes told her I'm "super chirpy". First time she had a weird sex face in 3 years of marriage. (Pic semi-related)
>>670982916
This
>>670995444
What BBC crawled up your ass? Unless you're a sports fan then I can understand, b/c the only team you can cheer for is a college that you probably didn't even attend, and you cheer for a bunch of 18-19 year old's to mangle each other on a field.
>>670995493
Normie
>>670995689
Heh, mine made that face when she had to go off the pill for the sake of lab work she was having done and we resorted to condoms.
For her, I guess, condom sex results in an instant world-ending mega Queen once I pull out.
>>670996299
Queen = queef. Fucking autocorrect.
>>670980797
I'm not up that early, I got up at 8am my local time. But it's for a law school class, which is hilarious because I'm such a two-faced hypocrite. Goody two shoes future lawyer by day, stoner and useless waste of a life by night :D
>>670996398
>goody two shoes lawyer
Topkek
>>670995962
Did hut your feewings? ;_;
I don't care...
>>670995978
Whatever that is I guess I am? Does that mean I'm a SJW or something, b/c I don't go on reddit, just You Tube alot, although my girl goes on alot of sub-reddits, btw for people like you that don't understand the term "checking privilege", this video has been going around for awhile now, and I feel really bad for her, b/c she's actually showing empathy, while her own people are berating her. This is why I want Sander's to win and Trump needs to go bankrupt again, b/c Latin-Americans were in this country first b4 you stole their land, like you came over and colonized ours, my ancestors didn't want to be slaves but they had too b/c of assholes like you, so this is my country as much as it is yours and personally I deserve more from it, then someone like you who was born into it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoAmll3ViQA&list=PLsanhUSgto5qF1A463lfwvk5FBvAhPqOg&index=8
>>670996543
How did you find this website?
>>670996516
Yeah that's it, b/c for once a mass shooting happened in your state and niggers weren't involved, imagine the shock on peoples faces.
>>670996543
Please stop.
>>670980797
because went to bed early
>>670996857
No shootings committed by white people are common here. Race in that regard doesn't change the way we perceive shootings. However, I wouldn't expect you to understand that.
>>670996211
OK... I live in VA, but whatever, I came to this website after my gf and I saw "The Fappening" incident, and I've come here a few times since then. I was reading a thread and thanked someone for working so I don't have too. That's the problem with you, and I'm sure you're white, you guys are disrespectful and just act nice when we are around. Unlike my WHITE gf and the student in that You Tube video, who understand empathy, unlike most of you people. I have a woman who takes care of me, b/c she knows that is her main job, and I don't have to work, so the joke is on you.
>>670980797
Depression and realizing I have to destroy my social circle if I wanna keep making money from badly drawn porn
>>670996388
Lol, it's alright I knew what you meant
>Mega Queef
Christ that had to hit the Richter Scale it sounds like.
>>670996706
That's a dumb question, everyone on FB talks about it as well as You Tube, in fact I know what "triggered" some of you, b/c on New Years Day, my gf said something gave her the zozzles, and I said what does that mean. She said everyone on reddit was saying it, that it's the new lol, I don't know what the kek thing is anyways on here, I mean do you pronounce it like "Key-ck" or "cake". Sometimes this site is too much, but I like it tho, it's funner than FB, not as fun as You Tube tho.
>>670980797
Can't sleep its and its 5am here
>>670996902
That's what I mean why do people say kek on here, and how does that equal lol? You guys give yourself too much credit alot. At least on sites like reddit and instagram people are more honest.
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>>670997196
Are their even enough people in that state to cause a mass shooting, b/c Syria looks alot more habitable then Detroit. Then what do you have, a bunch of fucking woods and a Great Lake. Whoopty fucking doo. You fucking cumstain, I can't believe your dad was actually smart enough to cum inside one of those wildebeest's and you actually were the fruits of that labor. BTW I found a pic of your parent's when they conceived you.
>>670996211
fake
>>670998493
damn his mom is fine
>>670998212
Yeah right, tumblr is for tools, I bet you don't even know that meme, and I guess saying I was African-American on this thread was a bad idea, b/c not a single person has given me the courtesy that I've been giving them, you guys really need to go to church, and learn something, b/c Jesus died for us, and God watches and protects us, as we need to do to others, but apparently all you assholes on here don't think that way, so I'm guessing you're all atheist then? B/c that's sad, not believing in something great and thinking all there is after death is nothingness. Some of you guys are really pathetic.
>>670982648
Fuck that ill collect rain water when i want where i want you shitty government
>>670998948
shit tier 8 is shit
>>670980797
Because I was fired from work earlier this week b/c I took my home laptop to work b/c I left something on it that I needed for the office, and my friends secretary went on it for a minute to retrieve it, and "somehow" this webm from my folder popped up, and they said it was against fucking policy, in which I said it's my laptop not a work one, and they said well you are using our wifi to keep your pornography downloading on ur pc. Here's the webm
>>670999216
Shit tier 8, what are you trying to say bait, b/c fuck you now I'm mad, so I'll stay on this thread until it archives or whatever, and I'll pull it up later to show my gf when she gets home, besides your probably some old miserable asshole who works in an office, while I'm only 21, and have my whole life ahead of me. So Jesus can bless you b/c you need it.
>>670999847
can you cry any louder? your message isn't coming through
>>670999975
WTF are you talking about? You assholes started this, and at congregation this evening, I can't wait to save this thread and show them how racist people are when they are anonymous. So I'm just gonna wait till it archives and keep an eye on it so I can show them later. Because y'all are straight up dicks. Here I bet this image is probably what most of you guys look like, I can't wait until J see's this tonight, he gonna laugh his black ass off.
>>670995493
high school nigger faggot confirmed.
>>670999975
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>>670995978
Well, it looks like I won this argument over all you trolls. Because I'm black and proud just like Dr. King and Jesus, yes b/c he was black too. They were great men who made their points known without violence, and these "chimp out's" that you people here talk about, btw my gf came here and saw the YLYL "NIGGER" edition. Real mature I bet if any of you saw a real black man, you would cower, b/c with the power of God and prayer, along with my confidence, you all ain't got nothin on me.
>>670980797
I couldn't sleep, laid in bed all night though. Super tired. Have a job interview at 1. Dropped a couple energy supplements and am drinking coffee. Am wired. Heart rate should lower by then.
>>671000775
Yeah I said I'm 21, and my gf is 19, so what, and don't think you'll upset me by calling me "nigger" it's just a word that ignorant people use b/c of their own insecurities.
The Jews took my job away.
Well that was fun >>670981644
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>>671001284
>MFW I'm finally ready to go fuck with Eurofags on /pol/
Gotta get up early to watch the price is right
>>671002148
And yes, I went through all this stupid b8 trouble, b/c a bunch of Eurofags ruined my R34 thread, 6 hours ago, and I'm getting payback, I had a good thread going and they fucking ruined it.
I can't believe how many of you actually fell for a white knight nigger. WTF kind of nigger wouldn't have chimped out by now? Of all boards aside from storm /pol/trol, /b/ should know the sign of the nigger.
>>671001284
tl;dr
nigger faggot is still a nigger
>>671002802
>tl;dr
Your so illiterate that you couldn't read one compound sentence? Then you have the audacity to call mwah a nigger? Oh no faglord, I don't know if you know how to scroll up and down threads yet, seeing how your fucking IQ is lower than your fucking chromosome count.
>>671002148
>>671003521
tl;dr
buttmad nigger faggot is still buttmad
It's 8:20 here, not tat early.
Been up since about 5:45, but called in sick to work and am going to the doctor in a couple hours.
>>671003887
>Can't read
>Can't produce valid argument or reasoning
>buttmad
You are dangerously close to a chimp-out anon, have you truly looked in the mirror, b/c I think your nigger is showing.
>>671004573
CA? What ails you anon?
