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Continuation from >>670954408. Since I revived the bitch I am now OP.
YLYL thread, or make fun of the faggot that thinks we've never been to space, or fight about airsoft "bb's".
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>>670973536
>Make fun of the faggot that thinks weve never been to space or fight about airsoft bbs
I wonder when the first airsoft gun will be sent into space.
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Since this thread might take a while to start up Ill post the McDonalds Manager saga.

Screen capped this green text thread where an anon posted his experience as a manager at Mcdonalds.

Always gives me a couple chuckles.
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Posting a classic.
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This one always makes me kek. One of the more unique and untold stories of 4chans k
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Going to start this off by saying the shooter did nothing wrong by shooting that kid with his airsoft gun a few times
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>>670974237
Not a fan of Trump but that would be amazing.
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>>670974453
>a few times
I heard it was 50+
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Since everyones going to be confused Im just going to post the video now,

enjoy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur0-eP32DoA
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>>670974517
No, that's about the number of dicks your mom takes a week
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>>670973819
>>670973819

i hope that guy can breath
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1/2
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>>670974745

2/2
it takes alot for me to laugh, the first one is just gold, this one is just stupid funny.
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>>670974745
>Man of a thousand lunches
>The human garbage disposal
>ham galaxy
toppest of keks anon
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Anyone who thinks the moon landing was faked or that we havent been to space is a brain dead unpatriotic faggot retard.
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>>670974601
Fuck, this is my favorite fucking video in history. I love how he looks around for a second and just nonchalantly unloads into that kid
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>>670974745
lost. lost hard.
im going to hell.
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>>670973536
Hey OP least you could do is contribute to your own fucking thread you massive cunt.
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>>670974601
>Looks at kid
>looks at shooter
>looks at kid
>looks at shotter

top zoz
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>>670973990
Every time

Just fucking why?
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OP here. I'm so glad I revived that other thread. These greentexts are making my night.
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>>670974822
I only noticed this when another anon pointed out, but those are the same two kids for both sides.
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>>670975808
>fuck
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>>670975154
Ok, so what does this ACTUALLY do?
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>>670974822
>only in the shape of silverware
so much zoz hahaha
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>>670976048
Exactly what it says anon.

Its a cool retro theme for your iphone!
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>>670976048
>>670976048

bricks the phone

some weird thing where the phone can't handle going back that far and just poo's its self. no fix for it either i think

if you don't believe me try it
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>>670976048
Will brick your iPhone. It's an integer overflow. The zero-day for dates in computers is that day. It calculates the number wrong and makes it an integer that is too long for the computer to comprehend it.
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>>670976048
So the programming language under the hood of the OS uses a time feature which counts off into positive infinity, but it has an arbitrary start point of January 1, 1970.

At this time that time feature has a value of 0.

A lot of bad things happen when you try and put 0 into code and mathematical interchanges.
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>>670976048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVI87HzfskQ

Best video explaining it Ive ever seen
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>>670976236
>Integer overflow
You mean integer underflow.
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>>670976177
>>670976236
>>670976252
>>670976373

Interesting to know. I don't use apple, but the info is worth knowing.
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>>670976399
Yeah. I was trying to remember that video >>670976373 while trying to type it out quickly.
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So is this an iphone thread now?
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>>670976373
>>670976373

if i smoke a bong hit will i understand this better?
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>>670976764
fuck i know right
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>>670974194
holy shit that was awesome.
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OP here, back on track.
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>>670975377
damn. zozzle
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>>670974672

i hope he can't.
innocent prank to 1st degree murder
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>>670976833
The phone gets set to right before zero, but the phone checks something they haven't found making it realize it has been on since before time on computers was created.

The phone can't understand time before zero, so it goes to it's maximum time.

This kills the phone.
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>>670975377
I have been contributing, dick.
See:
>>670973819
>>670973990
>>670975050
>>670975808
>>670976940
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>>670975485
fag
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>>670974194
Holy fuck this is gold
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>>670977107
HAHAHA I was just looking at this picture in my library and I was like, why the fuck do I even have this?
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>>670977422
Beautiful
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>>670975239
fag
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>>670978042

should have been "buttuBot"
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>>670978042
>just one boob
Gets me everytime lol
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some feminist kek's
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>>670978593
Can we get some more feminist lulz?
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dont have alot but will post what i have
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>>670978593
"The outcast. The slut. The bitch. The whore. The lonely, sad, slutty, bitchy whore"
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>>670978593

I don't get this.
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im running low guys
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>>670973536
You don't need to declare yourself "OP" when you start a thread...
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>>670979305
No one does
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have i atleast made someone chuckle
>>670979762
but you can if you want
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guys i really dont have alot of ammo left
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personal favorite
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>>670979762
It was part 2 of a thread that I didn't start...
>>670954408
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please laugh
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im trying you guys
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did i make anyone proud yet
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hello
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well im laughing
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>>670973536
Ylyl?

Your lesbian yoda laughs?
Yellow labia yells loudly?
Yall like yonder larry?

Be more specific, you dumb fucking nigger faggot. What does ylyl mean?
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>>670980418
are you proud
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ive clicked on so many pictures of rivers for you guys
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how can i make someone say thank you
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>>670980549
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thats it im all out guys :(
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>>670980498
lost
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>>670974745
lost hard
>apparently people were wondering why the building was caving in
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>>670980684
did you laugh at all
>>670980763
thank you
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>>670980418
Hello, newfriend
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>>670980684
>http://i.4cdn.org/b/1456485122222.png
nice filename GET
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>>670980687
Sorry m8, we will miss you <3
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>>670979185
I dont understand why people think autobans are funny on that penguin website.


If youre auto banned it means your post didnt go through. If no one saw it, then who cares?
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>>670980943
but you saw my post :D
>>670980920
wish i had more
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Lose with honor.
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>>670974008
savage
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>>670974433
I grinned, so hilarious
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>>670974601
that kid is fresh outa hecks
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>>670974237
It's funny because Trumps campaign was one step from being disemboweled by the end and rubio n Cruz walked away on top
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>>670980920
more!
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>>670980687
cheers mang, had quite a few chuckles
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>>670982008
thank you it means alot to me
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>>670982073
:) have a great one bro
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>>670982073
got any more pics of the girl
?
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>>670977091
(GONE SEXUAL)
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>>670982202
what girl
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>>670974453
he burnt his patch
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>>670974725
this man is amazing
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>>670979311
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>>670975920
whoa
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>>670982990
because i definitely wanted more reaction posts
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>>670982990
>(you)
>(you)
>(you)
>(you)

That poor faggot screencaped it himself and then post that. HAHAHAHA
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>>670980064
always gets me
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>>670983666
youre grade A retarded
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>>670977107
Underrated post

Lost hard
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>>670979235

>weight machine on treadmill always gets me
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>>670983744
TRIPS CHECKED
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>>670981447
WHY
OH GOD WHYYYY
MY SIIIIIDES
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>>670980687

CP
CP
CP
CP

MODS
MODS
MODS MODS
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>>670980687
hahahahahaah jesus fucking me..... what world at elaset he cumed succesfuly.
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>>670977422
>mfw i saw a guy an hero on the beach when i was younger
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>>670974117
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>>670984436
have some respect dude, take that disgusting shit to a rekt thread
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>>670973990
>>670973819
>>670973819
>>670973819
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>>670979261
underrated post
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>>670974194
I used to work at blockbuster and it was the same shit
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>>670984898
>>670984416
>>670984232
>>670983964
thank you
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>>670979352
zozzle
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>>670984665
Good post
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>>670984956
Inventory nights used to be party time and I remember doing acid on the job. Fucking just giving people money
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>>670974725

>THE GOOSE IS LOOSE

More gooseman faggot
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>>670975154

Just did it. Damn that is sweet. Better than the current iPhone icons and stuff. Still exploring all the new features.
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>>670974433
Keked several times.


BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
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>>670974601
Are these taser guns or something?
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>>670980141

>alien wearing vans

ayyy lmao
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>>670974672
>breath
"Breath" is not a verb, you idiot, it's a noun. Did you mean "breathe"?
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>>670980613
>a screw
>with a hammer
>into the drywall

>>>>>>Asians
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>>670986543
>he can't breath
what a faggot
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>>670980141
kek'd hard
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