hey /b/ im fucking my first fatty tonight.. any tips?
pic related.. similar look and size.
bumping with more bbw
>>670873006
Remember the scuba gear
>>670873006
Just enjoy it.
yeah, be on top
also if she drank a bunch of pop a few hours to a day before hand dont go down on her
Yeah OP play this I don't know the translation but it can't be too offensive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo2bVbDtiX8
>>670873940
Not OP, but why's that? Also, what's pop?
Fuck her from the back and post vid
>>670874160
>fat
>her on top
>crushed pelvis
pop is soda for all those who say it differnetly
pop will make her vag taste sour
>mfw i've had experience
>>670874398
My condolences /b/ro... Here's a pic for compensation
>>670873006
Are you the dude who cucked the land whale on tinder a while back
>>670873006
Is her name alyssa?
>>670873006
Make sure to hit it from behind and watch that ass bounce.
Enjoy it. I've found that for some reason, big girls love having their thighs kissed and sucked, even more than most other women. Pay them attention.
>>670875412
is there any stench?
>>670873006
why not have sex with an attractive woman with discipline and structure in her life. I guess the mcdonalds mascot ssbbw is probably a good lay tho
>>670873006
big girls are extra insecure. tell her you think she's hot/beautiful/sexy.
man if she looks like that, i am jealous. some of the best sex in my life has been with bigger girls. miss being single and being able to get some of that.
>>670873302
>>670873006
my kind of side woman
got pics of said girl op?
>>670875540
depends on her hygiene
if she takes a shower before hand and scrubs real good then you should be fine
>>670875412
maybe its because its the one place they can't reach.
In my experience I think big women also like if you give them a bottle of whipped cream instead of a good dicking
>>670875246
Then you can't see tits
>>670875847
you should keep her in the middle cause theres no way keeping her on the side would keep everything balanced. That fatass will have everything tipsy turvy kekle
>>670875246
i came here to say this
>>670875729
im just doing it to try.. ive tried a lot of things and ant to cross a fat girl off my list.
Bring viagara, you think its hot to get all those curves until you undress her and she looks like a porky ice cream cone
>>670876537
/this
>>670873006
you're going to need a bigger dick.
When you're going missionary, push down a little bit with your hand on her lower stomach above her vag that way she gets the most of your probably white 5 incher... Fatties love that shit.
>>670876537
it takes very little for me to get hard so i should be fine.
>>670873006
play this song for her while you undress
she'll get super wet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoEZfouvlLE
then have a pizza party
>>670873006
Actually fatties are good. Pee on her she'll like it!
>>670876764
also make sure to wear an appropriate sized condom.
i wore a size too small, cut of the circulation too much and made me have a half chub for the whole ordeal
the BJ was good though
fatties know how to eat
You can form a pussy out of almost every body part.
>>670875773
best bbw sex i've had was with a girl who was built like this. (not actually tessa holliday, but still pretty cute). posted on cl casual encounters looking for a big girl, she responded. couple hours later, i'm at her place. garden apartment in a city neighborhood. i knock, nervous. she opens the door, looks as hot as the pics she sent. within seconds, i'm just inside the door, in her dark apartment, and i start kissing her. she's totally into it. i reach around to grab a handful of her ample ass.
>>670877182
MOAR
>>670873006
Get her on top.. you'll love it.
>>670876873
more of this scene?
>>670877283
move to the couch eventually. i drop down to my knees and part those thick thighs. she's wearing a nighty, no panties. massively hard. (weird detail i just remembered, she had a pet rabbit that walked around the apartment).
>>670873006
hope your dick is big enough to get passed the cheeks u little dick fuck
>>670873006
Have her smother you with her pussy
>>670877668
anyway, going down on her in the beginning drives her wild. i think big girls are used to guys using them and not really taking care of them. she's soaking wet, i've got my tongue on her clit. time since knocking on the door: less than 5 minutes. can't remember exactly how we got from couch to bed (this was a few years ago), but wind up in her bed. we make the mutually dumb decision to go raw, so i put my bare boner inside her. her legs are up in the air, so i can see thighs, belly, tits.
>>670877182
You poor man...
>>670873006
if you can't find the hole among all the folds of disgusting fat and necrotic skin, just throw some flour or baby powder on there and aim for the wet spot.
>>670873006
Fat women squirt. Or piss if you're a buzzkill. But anyway their fatness weakens their pelvic flop muscles and muscle spasms during orgasm can force out the piss in her bladder.
My wife squirts gallons now that she weighs around 80lbs more than high school. Although I have a piss fetish anyway so good luck.
>>670878166
haha yeah
once i start fucking her, she's going crazy. super loud, begging for me to pound her. and then she starts cumming. really powerful orgasms that eject my trooper from her wet snatch. like every few minutes. super hot in the beginning, but after a long while, i almost get sick of it, though its still massively turning me on. at some point i ask her to try to hold off so i can finish. cum inside her, so hard. one of those orgasms where you feel like you're on the verge of black out.
Be ready
>>670875540
Let's see...gut, pussy fat, and thighs all fighting for what little air is in those spandex...yeah there's sometimes an odor.
>>670878987
sweet 2KB image, bro.
>>670879198
yeah, well, my crotch doesn't smell like roses all the time either. fat girls aren't smelly in my experience. don't let you standards fall so low that you mess around with people with bad hygiene is all
>>670873006
Sometimes some men have to take on for the team. I commend you OP but, im also sorry for you, good luck.
>>670880175
my first was a fatty
i had to get rid of my v card sometime
>>670873006
Make sure it's in an air conditioned room. They will get sweaty.
>>670881051
this is true
sweaty sex can be extra hot though
>>670881505
Yeah but not on a big girl. At least in my experiences.
>>670881051
> get super sweaty fucking each other
> you both cum
> let's take a shower
> prelude to round two
>>670881505
Yeah, with a hot as fuck woman, not with a landwhale that will sweat just by walking to the fridge. OP, dont lower your standards bro, even if youre a disgusting shit yourself you can still do better, youre a man.
>pro tip: don't
>>670881999
>>670881909
yeah, instead of having sex tonight, stay home and fap to /b/ or whatever
haha fuck these guys, go have fun.
Fat chicks can't reach behind their fatass to wipe the shit of it. So they go through the middle and get shit in there pussy
>don't eat out fat chicks
>t-rex theory
>>670882343
> anon also still believes in santa
>>670882343
i think youre imagining a land whale.. this chick is probably 200 pounds not that big of a deal.
>>670882299
right..
>>670882343
>not using your shower head to jet spray your ass and taint when it takes more than 4 wipes to get it all
step up your fucking game anon
>>670882299
hahaha yes! i would rather fap for the rest of my life than getting my dick anywhere a fat woman. i am not saying it has to be a fucking size 0 model but this..? this is just disgusting man! bet if she gets wet her crotch will smell like french fries
>>670873006
Don't
>>670882299
Would you just fuck anything that moves? This guy is fucking sad.
>>670882860
>200 pounds
>not a big deal
>>670883418
why not experience everything at least once? you get one life.
>>670878166
Virgin detected
>>670873006
>>670873006
dont eat her pussy unless she takes a fucking shower
smell of death awaits. one of my ex's pussy smelled so bad I could actually smell it on my fingers for 3-5 days after I fingered her. fingering her ass had a better smell than her vagina
still. fatties give the best blowjobs in the whole world
they are grateful for finally recieving some dick
there are some who become a diva bitch that think they're untouchable and you have to fight for them
yes. this only goes on until you fuck them. turn out they have no confidence and would've loved to take the dick weeks before it actually happened
>>670882343
Who the fuck flips of a dog?
>>670873006
im so serious op.
fuck that girl to this song and then have a pizza party
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoEZfouvlLE
>>670883920
why
>>670876873
Sauce? <3
>>670873006
I had 2 fatty's never again man, i think it's disgusting.
>>670883571
Because land whales are disgusting as fuck. Fucking swagget.
>>670884105
Kek. Keep doing the knuckle shuffle on your piss pump in your mom's basement to girls airbrushed until they look like anime
>>670882343
This
>>670873006
only tip is preserve your self respect & abort
turn the lights off or else u´ll puke
>>670873593
Kek
>>670884975
>self respect
>/b/
>>670873006
You'll love it, fat fucks = great fucks
>>670884584
Wow, I never knew the real life non landwhale girls I bang are actually airbrushed. Maybe if you worked out, stopped over eating, stopped being a disgusting trench coat, fedora equipped neckbeard and stopped going to bronycon you could land some hot girls and you wouldnt have to settle.
>>670886040
I'm not surprised to see am anime reaction picture in that poorly thought out response. You probably jerk off to that Bullshit.
I've been with skinny and chubby girls. Skinny girls are usually (not always) lazy. They're used to getting worshipped and aren't eager to please.
Chubby girls are almost always down to please and are appreciative. My best blowjobs and fucks have been with chubby girls.
>>670873006
Hmmm i always dreamed of a fatty or big woman with humongous hooters and ass so report back and tell us if it was as good as it looks on paper.
>>670873006
Feed that fat bitch first, then go anal on her to enjoy the sweet meal she devoured before you decided to stick your 4 inch dick into her bat cave.
>>670886620
>the delusion drips from his post
nastiest and best sex i ever had!
>>670886996
>delusion
Said the anime obsessed faggot. Shouldn't you be doing your homework?
Answer honestly. Have you even been with a woman sexually? Not just kissing. Actual nudity involved. You'll say yes, but deep down you know the answer is no.
>>670887363
>being this delusional
>>670886920
made me exhale more air than usual
>>670873006
I tried but once i saw her naked, i regret trying to fuck her, i dont know you but i will not repeat that.
My current gf is a 50 year old bbw /ssbbw and we've been together for a year and her pussy stinks so much. Haven't gone down yet since the smell is still there even after she cleans it like a mother. I saw some here saying something about soda making it smell? She drinks Diet Coke all the fucking time
Don't be shy, grab her belly, juggle her tits around, slap her ass and watch it jiggle. Think of it as a really enjoyable amusement park ride.
>>670887036
oh god, does she have two assholes??
>>670889122
pics of your gf pls
>>670887893
Kek
Good luck with your eternal struggles anon, such as "which anime should I jerk off to" or coming up with reasons as to why you shouldn't kill yourself
>>670889122
Just how much does she weigh?
>>670891201
She says she's over 250 but I don't believe it. I can't even get her to get on top of me. She's got bad knees so....I hate that I can't enjoy a nice ride.
>>670891071
At least anime bitches arent fat...
>>670887893
Not who you where arguing with.
You seem like a beta cringeworthy neckbeard faggot.
>>670891435
How did you meet her?
>>670891618
Weeaboo detected enlighten us on what we SHOULD be fapping to rather than trying to get a girlfriend?
I've fucked a handful of fatties before.
They can be a metric ton of fun, as they let you do more then most chicks.
Push your limits and cross more off your list.
Fat girls are mopeds. Great to ride but you don't want your buddies to catch you on one.
>>670891618
They arnt real either virgin
>>670891703
>>670891908
>>670892188
Come on brah, you gonna same fag now? Mr sad swagget, go fuck a landwhale.
>>670892472
Nice try faggot
>>670892040
>>670892472
This is me.
I joined in because your clearly a loser who is in no position to insult others. Your father is ashamed of you and you will never move out of your mothers basement.
>>670891863
A friend of my mom. Worked with her years ago.
>>670892694
Furthermore go back to fucking body pillows of anime girls and masterbating to ponies.
>>670883571
Why not suck a a group of dudes dicks then? You only live once fag.
>>670892760
Post pics?
>>670892760
Does your mom know you are going out with her?
>>670873006
might not want to show your face in public again
>>670892472
Seriously what life dream do you have other than shitposting invalid illiterate arguments and spamming smug anime faces? None as far as I can see your just gonna get off here cry yourself to sleep and then get up at 10 then go straight back to watching anime all day and at the same time wondering why you don't have any friends?
>>670893031
Yeah, she hooked me up with her. Sad I know but I love spending time with her. Only thing is that I'm 29 and she's 50 and I want kids and a possible marriage. She's too old for all that.
>>670876732
Tru
What the fuck
Mmmmmm, fat chicks.
>>670893344
Dude you landed on a goldmine!
50 year old women at your age are stupid fun. Just enjoy the ride, she won't want anything serious. It's always good to have a backup fuck buddy who you can actually talk to before and after sex. Hit that trust me! I was young once, she will show you things you never knew
>>670873006
What's her first name, OP?
>>670893272
This.
He probably left because he is late for an online high school roleplay.
>>670892040
It doesnt matter how many swaggets I have barking at me, that type of shit is sad af. Oh, yolo, fuck the landwahle why not? Hey morons, not everybody is a disgusting shit like you fags that has to stoop down to bottom of the barrel to fuck some bitch and then try to pass it off and justify it on yolo swag grounds.
>>670893272
Fucking retards, are you guys serious, at this point I dont know if its still bating me or for real. Arguments, fucking arguments? Oh hurr durr he posts smug anime faces hurr durr must mean he is a weabo hurr hurr.
Circle jerk as much as you want and try to justify your failures as men all you want, its not me the one dipping into lardasses. I am unlike you, fucking professional atheists.
>>670873006
Are you the seeking arrangement fag?
>>670893591
>>670894136
>>670894209
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>>670873006
Roll her in flour and fuck the wet spot.
>>670894003
Your not fucking anything you anime loving stuffed pony fucking virgin
>>670894387
>>670873006
If you go down on her be sure to hold you nose
>>670894003
>>670893934
He's gonna end up killing himself or buying some hooker cause he's too beta to get a real girl instead of having his online fantasies. Also kek'd @ HS roleplay
>>670893690
Well, sex is very awkward with her. Because of her weight, many men passed her by and I was the first man to be with her in almost 20 years. I am trying to find a fuck buddy but bbws here in St Louis only want unemployed nigger dick. Plus I've been fucking my girl without a rubber the whole time we've been together
>>670874398
How does it make it sour? Might explain why I don't like eating my current girlfriend out who's fat compared to my fit ex
>>670894990
Thats always the best, cuz most older chicks cant get preggo, so none of that baby mama drama... AND you can blow your load in that cum crazy slut anytime you want!
>>670894003
>>670894506
I seriously wonder how much of his photo album is made of up of porn and anime? Like 95% other 5% being over video games probably
>>670894003
Furthermore I don't say things like swag and yolo. I'm not a teenager.
Fat chicks are fun
Skinny chicks are fun
You love anime, no athletes fuck you.
The last girl I fucked was a 115lb tattoo artist, the last girl you fucked was your mother when she realized she's going to be paying your phone bill for the rest of her life.
>>670894990
It sounds like you both are the best things to happen to one another. you made her feel attractive again for the first time in ages while she gives you all the loving you can ask for.
OP what's her name?
>>670895360
>last grill you fucked was your mother when she realized she's going to be paying your phone bill for the rest of her life.
Lost it.
>>670895360
>>670883571
>derp, I dont say yolo derp
>>670894955
>>670895314
Look at the samefagging going on here. You guy seriously bring nothing to me, need to try harder.
It fucking smells, not just the vag the entire thing, the sweat rolls and all. Don't do it op stand her up
>>670895218
I came in her one time and that was two months ago. Felt great but every time after that I feel a little pressure. She doesn't want me to come inside her so I feel like it's holding me back. And for what it's worth she just started menopause so I should press the issue a little.
>>670895539
Yeah, I don't wanna sound like a beta faggot but I didn't have a girlfriend for a long time and she came into my life when things were really hard for me. Shes been there for me and I have been there for here. I feel happy around her. I still have that feeling that wants to get other women.
>>670896372
She sounds perfect for you sans the age difference. Treat her well anon.
>>670873006
come "equipped"? ... there's always doggystyle if you can't scratch her itch.
>>670896243
You sound like a child.
It's already been proven that no one is samefagging. Also that "only one life" guy wasn't me.
Multiple anons think your a waste of space. Re evaluate your life and stop watching and lusting after Japanese children's cartoons.
Throw away your fedora.
>>670873006
Go a little slow, let her get teased up. Once she is horny her low self esteem will allow you to force her to do whatever you want. Stick in her ass, piss on her, slap her, spit down her throat, fat chicks will let you do what you want.
fucking a fat girl is like riding a cloud
>>670897260
You guys simply sound dumb, sad and desperate.
>>670896782
I always do. Even though I drive her crazy a lot, but in the end she's always the last person I talk to before I go to bed at night and we end on a good note.
>>670897605
>Stick in her ass, piss on her, slap her, spit down her throat
kek, this is exactly the kind of junk what i got my fat ex to do to me. weird i just clicked this thread.
>>670897656
sick baito nd trollering keep it up anime man
>>670897656
You have saved anime pictures to use as reaction photos.
You can't call me sad or desperate.
You own a trenchcoat and a fedora.
I own jeans and workboots, and not as a fashion statement.
Get a job
Move out of your parents
Stop lusting after cartoons
Go to bars
Talk to real people in person
>>670897837
Its not even caused by the fat, exactly, its just they have poor impulse control. When they are horny, they want to cum. Just like they can't put down the fork (instead choosing to sob while stuffing their faces) they can't stop themselves pursing the orgasm. They turn into complete whores, willing to do anything for that feel.
>>670897656
The only sad and desperate one is you. What's sad is the fact that everything pretty much said about you is true; that plus the fact
>multiple anons think your a waste of space
It's so sad it's true and your just desperately crying out for attention from your imagination just hoping one day your "waifu" is gonna come sweep you off your feet with a wheelbarrow and take you out of your sad life. Just admit that's all your life is is just a sad imagination of your surroundings
>>670898151
I'm not being baited or trolled. I'm entertaining myself by calling out a neck beard Virgin while on my dinner break.
Unlike anime man 4chan isn't real life for me.
Don't?
>>670898329
yeah i know, i am a sex addict myself and normal vanilla sex doesnt stimulate me anymore, so i got my ex to do that shit to me because it felt so dirty. i dont think she liked doing it tho which was a bit of a turn-off. i hope to find a girl as filthy as me one day. unlikely tho
>>670898245
>>670898486
This type of shit probably works in grade school.
>>670898957
Even if that was true at least I'm not stuck thinking that my TV shows are my life and that my only love in life doesn't exist
>>670898597
just ignore em, you might as well be talking to a brick wall
or folder full of smug anime faces
"heheheheh trollin dis nirds so heerdd XDDDD"
>>670898957
I don't think kids in grade school need the advice you need.
They are either not that bad off yet, or have already achieved more in life then you have.
Furthermore to clerify I just turned 30, so no the only time I argue with children is when they come to /b/ and pretend to be adults.
>>670898769
A rule of thumb is younger girls are into kinkier sex, which sucks for guys because older guys are into kinkier sex.
The logic goes something like women prefer reliable orgasms because it is (generally) harder for them to do so, so they kind of spin like a compass until they settle on what makes them cum.
Whereas a guy has a harder time orgasming as he gets older and therefore seeks out more extreme sensation.
>>670883418
>>670884105
>>670886040
>>670886996
>>670887893
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>>670892472
>>670894003
>>670896243
>>670897656
>>670898957
Jesus Christ dude haven't you had enough internet today
>>670899222
Nice trips.
I'm not upset, I'm enjoying myself.
Although I do feel a little bad for helping derail OP's thread.
I saw this little basement dwelling halitosis having waifu fag trying to put down people and was like "yah know, fuck that guy"
>>670899186
>still sticking to the same narrative
>>670899671
Not the message but, the horrible bait technique moron.
>>670900264
Exactly
>>670900316
I'm not baiting you. I'm telling it to you straight.
Clearly you need the message, you have yet to disagree with anything said about you because you know it's all true.
Everyone reading this thread knows it's all true.
>>670900316
It's the same message because it's the same person. Jesus did you drop out or something? Seriously no one can be this retarded
>>670897605
yup this guy gets it
>>670900316
Dear god I can't even imagine how bad of a fit you'll throw when your internet goes out for a day
>>670900710
Anon, he masturbates to crudely drawn ponies and cartoon shows meant for preteens. Don't have any expectations of him. He will fail them all.
>>670899930
I dont know why everybody is on smug anime man. He might come off as pretentious but at least he isnt like those other fallacious anons who are apparently serious.
>>670901354
That's true
>>670900316
hey i know you're having fun raking in all this attention but can you stop thanks
>>670900635
>anons telling me about my life over /b/
>and its all true to boot
>>670902097
Your posts speak clear enough for us all to see what kind of person you are.
>>670873006
Get the blow job. Fat bitches give the best blow jobs and they swallow.
>>670902097
Finally admits everyone's right about him. That's just sad
>>670902097
I wonder how many tabs of trap, s/fur, and loli he's got pulled up at the moment? Probably a disgusting amount even though just one tab is bad enough
>>670873006
Prepare your anus
>>670902097
hey i think thta if u were a fork u would be an annoying bad stinky one and i would not want to be ur friend
>>670887036
It looks like she has an extra hole to fuck right above her asshole.
>>670903245
ok man i would like post bananas and scream mods and have people get mad for it but i dont have a bunch of smug anime faces and do this its pretty cringey
>>670873006
1. Take a harpoon. 2. If all else fails just give her a push and ride one of the waves in.
>>670903245
I'm done too. My last job of the day needs to reschedule so I'm gonna hit the road.
I hope I never end up with a step son like you.
>>670873006
fat girls give good head cause they hungry
>>670903434
I didnt tell a bunch of anons to try and troll me... And if anybody gets triggered by smug anime faces im not sorry.
>>670903648
Yeah, and I have to go jack off to my new favorite anime, Boku no Pico. I hope I never end up like you when I step out of my basement.
If you spread her legs and can't find her pussy do the following.
Take a hand full of flour. Throw it in the direction of her pussy. The wet spot marks the spot. Have fun. If this is not possible lube up two fat rolls and fuck them. There. It's done
>>670904460
He'll see one day how sad his life is and what it could've been instead of sitting in his basement playing games and watching cartoons in his pjs all day at 30 years old he could've actually been out making friends and maybe even met a nice woman to marry..oh well that's never gonna happen
>>670903648
Fuck that I hope your son and mine never end up like that. I'd disown em in a heartbeat
Don't do something disgusting like fucking a fatty, it's bestiality.
Holy fuck all you guys are faggots, including and specially OP.
>>670905604
Your still here?
