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How does /b/ feel about dudes using dildoes/vibrators on themselves? I just did and had the best orgasm of my life.
>inb4 OP is faggot cuz I'm sexually insecure
I'm bisexual so whatever helps you sleep at night.
>inb4 OP is faggot cuz this is /b/
Fuck you nigger I gave you porn
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>>696547828
OP is a faggot cuz this is /b/
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its current year who cares lmao
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>>696547971
Fair enough ....nigger
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I'm sure i'll give it a try at some point. Nothing remotely gay about it to be honest.

>Touching your own penis to reach orgasm isn't gay
>Solo anal play somehow is gay

People need to stop being so retarded about this. If you can watch magic mike without popping a chubby, congrats you don't want to fuck men.

Women are so much more flexible with their sexuality then we are. Bisexual men are shunned by most women though.

Playing with your prostate is fine. Having bob play with your prostate is totally gay. If you like that sort of thing, congrats, you're more flexible than most of us.
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Shameless self bump
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>>696548613
Yea, the whole bisexuality thing can be rough. Thankfully, my girlie is cool with it. And holy shit an intelligent response.
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I love ass play anon, not attracted to men in the slightest. Gonna dildo myself when I get off work tonight actually. My ex loved to finger and toy my ass, was great sex.
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>>696547828
Feels good. Sometimes let my girl use it on me. Cumming hands free is heavenly.
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Also if anyone asks for sauce in just stealing these from tumblr so no idea.
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>>696549244
Right tho? I fucking love that feeling
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>>696549153
I'm pretty picky when it comes to guys. (I prefer girls) but girls have a hard time replicating that feeling
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>>696549656
Yeah, I get that. Not attracted to guys but I love k9 dick.
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>>696549462
I get frustrated about porn involving this though. They always make it about dominance and the woman taking control and generally being a complete bitch to the dude. I ain't about that and neither is she.
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>>696549816
Never tried to be honest I've always had English mastiffs or tiny dogs. Plus it never really crossed my mind.
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Teen kasia for the porn bump this time
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>>696549905
Yea Fuck femdom. Would not be into that shit.
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>>696550009
It's amazing and better than anything I've had anally. The knot ties inside of you and they cum so much and it's so warm. Plus the rough vigorous fucking before the knot is almost to much sensation to handle.
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>>696550586
I would be scared to try cuz my dogs weighed up to 160lbs. I've heard it's pretty nice. I don't think I'd try it tho
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>>696549905
Right? I love dirty talking but not degrading femdom.
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I'm also not a big fan of fingers tho. I don't like how nails feel.
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>>696550397
Much agreed. I made it clear that if any insults or hitting/biting/ restriction is done without permission we are done. I'm not about that and I was already in a relationship where she was psycho and attacked me. I still have the claw mark over my left eye to prove it.

That got a bit dark but the point is this: Not gay. Talk with your partner about what is acceptable and what is not. have fun.
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>>696550846
Yea I'd just get mad at her lol.
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>>696551088
Yea I don't play like that
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>>696547828
I just ordered a jelly vibrating dildo and an aneros progasm. And lube. Anal orgasm are insane.
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>>696548613
>>696549153
>>696549816
What about a three way with a guy? How are your feelings on that?
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>>696547828
>How does /b/ feel about dudes using dildoes/vibrators on themselves?

It feels absolutely amazing, I'm bi as well and if I cant get any cock in me than dildos and vibrators are the next best thing.

I used to have a friend that was a girl (not a girl friend) use a strap on on me a few times because she wanted to see me cum just by getting fucked in the ass. It was amazing.
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>>696551813
You must be excited. I'm actually a little jealous lol
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>>696552021
I haven't been fucked by a guy in forever I miss the help out of it. And that's pretty awesome to be honest
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>>696552020
i'm not one of the three you asked but I'd be down for that if she was.
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>>696552020
Where he puts his dick in you? That's gay.
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>>696552493
my anus got ruined by a stranger so i havent been able to have anal sex in 7 years =(
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>>696552719
How the fuckk did that happen? I can fist my ass and have no problems.
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>>696552581
But would you not try it because it's gay? Like you're only HAVE to Fuck the girl the fucks you. And yea I mean it is lol
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>>696547828
I started with dildos and buttplugs but it eventually just led to full on taking a big dick in the ass, it's a slippery slope OP.
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>>696552719
Jesus man that's a bit too rough
>>696552719
I've never been fisted that shits scary
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>>696553119
Tis indeed hense the bisexuality. How did you get your first dick? Greentext it were men here
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>>696552892
Not because it's gay, because I'm just not attracted to guys. I don't fuck things I'm not attracted to.
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>>696552886
>Was couch surfing at friend's place
>Was selling self to make money so wouldn't be a burden to friend
>Was doing this without him or his wife knowing.
>Meet up with guy
>His girth is huge and my ass was too tight.
>Fool around a bit more and he has this "idea" of using bondage
>Don't like the idea, but he insists he'll pay extra for it
>Ends up raping me despite the amount of blood staining his sheets and doesn't stop until he's finished
>Dumps me back where we met, throws change at me and takes off.
>Limp back to friend's house, take a shower and never talk about it again.

Even to this day I get blood in my stool from painful bowel movements. I haven't been the same since.
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>>696547828
I'm with ya OP
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>>696553437
Try to keep it bumped, i'm in the middle of cooking and cleaning here, one sec.
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>>696553437
Fair enough answer
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>>696553460
Rule 1 of tricking
Don't allow yourself in a position you can't get out. That's how rape happens as you found out
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>>696553779
Thanks captain hindsight
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>>696553460
Ok that makes sense
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>>696553592
Ah that's kinda big lol I prefer realistic
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>>696553687
Gotchu fam
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>>696553333
nice quads
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>>696553437
But what about traps tho? Like a really passable one. Like you had no idea till pants came off?
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>>696554404
Oh shit I didn't notice
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>>696554143
Anything is realistic when you're a size queen
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>>696554488
That would be different and I would probably be down.
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>>696553906
Not captain hindsight, captain obvious. Kinda common sense, sorry you were born without it.
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>>696554736
Lol that's fair logic. Lol geeze you take it deep
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>>696554971
I don't have sauce bro I'm sorry
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>>696554953
Apparently you don't know what hindsight means
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>>696554766
Thats pretty cool that you're open minded like that. Have you ever thought about it?
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>>696554846
need sauce right now!
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Emily grey
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>>696552257
The Aneros is crazy. The Progasm is their biggest, but if you've used a regular dildo before, it's nothing monstrous. Combining an Aneros with fapping or sex with a partner just multiplies the pleasure. It leaves you a quivering mess.
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>>696555011
The deeper it goes the better it feels
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I kinda wanna do it again lol looking for bump bait is getting me hard lol
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>>696553333
>always had an obsession with anal porn for some reason
>start fantasizing about being the chick, wonder what that's like to be fucked by a big dick in the ass
>leads to me getting buttplugs and a dildo
>eventually want to try to the real thing and started camming for people
>guy i cammed with had a huge dick and said he'd travel to fuck, he was close by, a town over
>was nervous as fuck but it was worth it.
>guy was very horny. Gagged me a few times with his cock when i was on my knees with a buttplug in.
>proceeded to plow me like a pornstar. Started fairly slow but guy had stamina and went balls deep a lot, I was shocked I was able to take it all.
>felt like a total bitch but it was so humiliating and hot
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>>696556378
Did you I'm hands free tho?
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>>696556540
Sorry I meant cum
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I bought myself a 5€ vibrator when i was 16. I had only stuck a carrot, fingers and a pencil up my bum at that point. I was lonely, horny and didn't feel like i would care that anyone would think i was a pervert. I went to the store that sold it (not an erotica-shop, Teknikmagasinet) and told the clerks as a cover-up that a birthday of my friend was coming up and me and my mates thought that he was pretty uptight when it came to most things so he could use some loosening up. I tried not to burger it up, and managed.

I always had to wait until nighttime to play with it, but man, jerking yourself off while riding that beast was amazing. Cleaning up was messy, so much cum everywhere and on me.
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>>696553592
I've always had some fascination with a phallus that's like a horses. Does taking that inside feel harder than a human penis, because of the shape of the tip.
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Fuck it I'm doing it
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>>696548613
Actually, having Bob play with your prostate isn't gay necessarily. If he's just helping you reach a better orgasm, and isn't getting any sexual pleasure from it, then it's totally not gay.

Guys help other guys all the time, it's what we do. This is no different than Bob coming over to help fix your car.
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>>696553333
>>696553906
Well kid was a fucking ididot
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>>696557255
It's okay. You can leave the closet anon. No judgement here.
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>>696556975
This was live casted from a real horse. As u can see by pic related the head is very rough. Initial penetration is a bit rough on the hole but you get used to it real quick once the shaft starts sliding in.
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>>696557255
>help fix my car
I'll fix my own damn car. I'll let him fuck me tho
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>>696556540
I felt like I was ready to cum the second I felt him go balls deep so I kept my hand off my cock or I'd cum too soon. But couldn't help it and started jerking off late into the session and came instantly, as soon as i touched my cock.
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>>696557567
> MY ARTISAN HORSE DILDOS
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>>696547828
It seems pretty gay to me cuz. Whatever floats your boat though m8
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>>696557784
I'm a collector of sorts...
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>>696554971
pretty sure that the bitch on the right is phoneix marie
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One of my most mind-blowing orgasms was with an Aneros in my ass, a pussy sleeve on my cock and one of those Hitachi wand vibrators. I was on my knees, leaning over, sliding the sleeve up and down my cock, and taking turns with the wand on my cock and the plug. I had to just lay on the floor after I came for awhile to recover.
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>>696548613
Girls want to play with your dick. Dudes want to play with your anoos. That's why it's considered gay anon. Bisexuals got it best I guess
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>>696557718
what a delicious ass
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>>696558445
Not true. Not for everyone, at least. I'm an average looking masculine guy and I love to play with a guys cock, fuck his ass, suck him off, and have the same done to me. Note: I'm only attracted to feminine looking guys.
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>>696555281
Get yourself a god Damm dictionary before making yourself look even more retarded on the internet.
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>>696559027
;)
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>>696559027
And that makes you less gay?
>tfw I'm the gayest thing in existence and I'm calling someone gay
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>>696559688
I never said I wasn't gay. What post did YOU read?
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>>696559027
fam I just came with a dildo in my ass for the second time today and that was pretty gay. At least not straight. Hey look dp
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>>696559953
You said it wasn't gay
>>696558445
>not true
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where do i get a dildo without getting caught buying one
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>>696560568
That thing you're on ya know the internet.
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>>696560551
You might want to look at what I was responding to...

>Girls want to play with your dick. Dudes want to play with your anoos.
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>>696557255
Bob browses /o/ so.. no.
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>>696560568
Amazon. Cheap, HUGE variety, discreet shipping.
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>>696555263
Is there anymore of here in this scene?
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>>696547828
Putting a dildo in your asshole as a man is pretty much sexual insecurity.
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>>696555446

Chanel Preston, Dana Vespoli - Twisted Lesbian Anal Spit Play

>2016
>Not using 4chanX's title feature
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>>696547828
so much porn on this thread
never tried it before op, maybe i should give it a go? the idea of sticking something up my but disgusts me tho
might be bi but idk...
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been trying to reach the elusive hands free orgasm for awhile now. i came real close this past weekend. best it's felt yet. every time i get a little closer. so far, it's been all amazing sensation, but no pay off. i have an aneros helix on the way, looking forward to trying that
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>>696562779
>Sexual insecurity

The Post.
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>>696562779
i'd have to say it's the complete opposite
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>>696563376
So why do we need all these re-assurement threads? Because of the big bad outside world that doesn't want to accept faggots out of its sexual insecurity? Bunch of pussies.
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>>696563826
Keep believing it is.
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>>696564235
Hey this is just a thread sharing opinions of normal guys enjoying anal play.

We're talking, you're trying to slam the door.

You tell me who is insecure.
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>>696564521
>willingness to try different types of pleasures
>sexual insecurity
right on, prude
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anyone have any good recommendations for a good vibrating toy for anal play?
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Its not only gay but your super gay for not being able to admit you're gay. Which is ok.
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>>696565293
Seconding his question.
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>>696564951
>prude
i wouldn't say prude, i'd just say doesn't understand much
what does it matter if you're sexually insecure? you have to be insecure to be willing to find out the truth...
anyone who bashes sexual insecurity is just afraid of the truth; it'd be too hard for them to be gay
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>>696565515
i'm pretty secure in the fact that i'm bi. i like pussy way too much to be full on gay. not to mention i find 99.9% of men to unattractive
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>mfw i just broke up with an awesome girl
>mfw she didnt use her strapon on me
>mfw we didn't use the huge sextoy box she bought me for my bday
>mfw she was open to so many things and we didnt try so many of them

mfw i miss her, she is cool as fuck in so many ways.
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>>696565958
Then you specifically are good m8. I was referring to OP.
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>>696565731
i guess that's one way of looking at it. personally, i got into it because i wanted to. no insecurity about it
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>>696548613
>logic
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>>696562779
>Putting a dildo in your asshole as a man is pretty much sexual insecurity.
so summer, so immature, so shallow, such a victim..
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Tbh, I like anal, masturbating while fingering myself is great, usin dildos feels great, but when I do, I just can't keep hard, why is this?
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>>696567514
good question. i think it has something to do with focusing too much on one or the other. i only lose my hard on if i just concentrate on anal. my cock leaks like a faucet though. i stay hard no matter what if i'm with a partner
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>>696562459
sauce on right
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>>696565546
i'm trying to decide to between the Aneros Vice, and the Lelo Loki Wave. both seem like a really good time
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fucking faggots
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Is it a good idea to go bi when no girl is around?
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>>696569746
you know you want to

>>696569764
any port in a storm
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>>696550586
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>>696563323
you only live once. give it a go, just make sure you clean properly back there first
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>>696572383
oh boy, I need sauce on this
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>>696572383
i think it's called Lingerie. about a guy who goes to work at a lingerie company, hijinks ensue
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>>696560551
He never said any such thing lol...
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>>696572383
just wondering, how would one go about doing that?
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>>696573092
thanks brah
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>>696573583
Enemas, usually. Awhile after you have a #2 it's actually cleaner than before.
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>>696570159
>any port in a storm

I haven't Kek'd that hard in a while
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Anyone in this thread able to cum completely hands-free?
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>>696574743
source?
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>>696575046
is there something in his ass?
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>>696575321
yes, a vibrator
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>>696575046
I did once. It was interesting, pre gud.
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>>696575063
Lolatrap
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>>696575046
Sort of. I tucked a bullet vibe in the front of my thong and only did ass play. Was soft as a pillow but came buckets
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>>696575063
Not sure.
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>>696575535
what a cute ass, would love to fuck it
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>>696575655
sweet
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>>696575046
Hands free cumming is such a turn on
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>>696575914
wow
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The more you enema yourself, the cleaner and more pleasurable it will be. Holy shit I've had Michael J Fox worthy orgasm shakes ever since I first started.
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>>696575611
Can you give a description of how?
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>>696575046
i've come close. i get closer every time i do it. last weekend was the best it's ever felt. there was one point where for a quick second i thought i was peeing myself but it was just a steady flow of precum
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>>696548412
sauce??
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>>696576325
is this legit?
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>>696547828
Riding a dildo with your ass feels amazing.
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>>696576325
vid?
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>>696558445
So you're gonna ignore all the fags who like sucking dicks and the women who like to rimjob?
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>>696576790
is this your ass?
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>>696576790
Yes.
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>>696576830
Ah. No sorry anon, I've never recorded myself but I have taken pictures in the past.
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>>696576769
i don't know about more pleasurable, but you definitely don't have to worry about any unwanted mess, which frees you up to be less inhibited. it should only take 2 or 3 enemas to get nice and clean anyway. do it too many times, and you could your ass a little raw
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>>696547828
some of my best orgasm involved my girlfriend lending me her dildo/vibe.

either for me to fuck myself while she watched, masturbated and encouraged me or her using it on me.

sometimes roughly, femdomish and verbally abusive or sweet and gentle.

loved it. Dont be afraid to experiment with your ass /b/
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>>696576790
quite the hairy balls you have there good fellow
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>>696577424
instead of riding a dildo, why not riding a dick?
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>>696575914
sauce?
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>>696576330
Umm I was lying on my back and I had 4 fingers in my ass and I just really focused on the kinda feeling and eventually after some effort I came. Note this was after a week without fapping.

Pic related, it's my bum :^)
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>>696548613
>If you can watch magic mike without popping a chubby, congrats you don't want to fuck men.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
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>>696578224
I shave my ass but not my balls.
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>>696548613
>Women are so much more flexible with their sexuality then we are. Bisexual men are shunned by most women though.
>Playing with your prostate is fine. Having bob play with your prostate is totally gay. If you like that sort of thing, congrats, you're more flexible than most of us


Ironically, the reason why is misogyny. Anal is gay because only gay guys like taking stuff up the butt.....

And if you're a gay guy, you're obviously effeminate, which means you're not masculine at all.

Et cetera...
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>>696578383
I'd love to pump your bum so hard
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>>696578400
kek
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>>696578634
I can almost feel my cock making its way through your asshole
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>>696575914
please sauce?
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>>696578651
>Anal is gay because only gay guys like taking stuff up the butt.....

Incorrect. Straight men enjoy having their prostate stimulated. As men we are gifted with a prostate gland, something women don't have.

>if you're gay you're obviously effeminate, which means you're not masculine at all

Not everyone, but sure.

You are ignorant.
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>>696566131
beta faggot
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>>696578350
>>696579256
Also lolatrap
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>>696548613
>>696558445


I am not at all gay, but I do like to see a long, soft, thick horsecock sliding out of a smooth bottom boy like pic related.

Now, before you type out a reply, just try to imagine that warm pressure, the sensation of fullness deep inside of you. Imagine it softening, then being pulled. Imagine slight sticky noises it makes as it slowly slides out of you, leaving behind a thick trail of slime in its wake. Imagine that as you look at the gif, and tell me you don't feel at least a slight stirring in your loins.

>>696578651
>Ironically, the reason why is misogyny
That's the third dumbest thing I've heard here today. Some men aren't comfortable with doing sexual things with other men because they hate women?
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>>696575046
yum
>>696575321
looks like a bullet vibrator
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sauce plse
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>>696580101
those HRT titties are nice!
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Dirty faggot! God hate you! Burn in the hell!
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>>696579923
his muscular arm ruins the vid
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>>696580101
>he will never be your gf
man, he looks so sexy
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>>696580343
she's pretty impressive, but completely insane
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>>696578651
>Anal is gay because only gay guys like taking stuff up the butt.....
If you are attracted to men you are gay. I really didn't think this could be any simpler.

Liking anal and liking men are completely separate things.

By your logic when your girlfriend decides to blow your mind with a prostate massage and a hand-job you suddenly turn into a fully fledged homosexual.

you sir, are retarded.
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>>696579233
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i think it's fun times
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>>696548412
sauce
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>>696580101
who is this?
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>>696581381
slugboi is love
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>>696557567
>This was live casted from a real horse.
of fucking course it was
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>>696547828
>asks /b/'s opinion and gets mad before any replies.
This is a true homosexual right here. I not even put off by the dildo thing.
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>>696581927
wow that is the most perfect ass i have ever seen
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>>696580351
hush, you know you want to
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>>696582546
oops
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I'm a straight guy and have put my finger in my ass once before and I immediately felt sick to my stomach.
I hear all these dudes saying anal stimulation is great.
is there anything I should do?
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>>696583167
Be clean. Know where the prostate is and experiment.
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>>696583167
figure why doing it made you feel sick. do you want to try it?
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>>696583531

I'm a bit skeptical on it but I also want to experience this mega orgasm I hear about
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>>696575046
I have once, and I've played with myself thousands of times:
>hadn't cum in a week or so
>was just super horny that day
>12" dildo
>smoked some weed, hadn't smoked in years

It was so fucking good but the sexual height you have to reach in order to cum without touching your dick is seriously bonkers. It's a lot more mental than people think, very much an emotional thing as much as it is a rubbing your prostate thing.

One thing that's fun to try is right before you cum, let go of your dick and continue riding or anal play or whatever, you will cum your normal amount, without losing any horniness - takes a lot of self-discipline though.

These days there's just a lot of edging/precum. I'm actually committed to stopping soon as it's almost completely overwhelmed my life.
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I can be double fisted, the orgasm is incredibe.
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If I do decide to explore my male g spot what should I start off with?
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>>696560308
sauce now
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>>696584438
i love getting stoned and getting fucked. really takes it to another level
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>>696586123
Fucking I actually threw away about $150 worth of weed just cause the whole weed/sexual haze I was in was starting to mess with my mind and job, I was taking days off constantly, so god damn addicting
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>>696583683
once you hit that p-spot the first time, any skepticism will disappear. it really does feel awesome. for me it's almost like that feeling right before the orgasm, when it builds, but non stop for as long as you can go. it can take awhile before you can get the fabled hands free orgasm. you really have to figure what works for you. personally i'm right there, just haven't crossed that threshold yet. if you're with a partner it's super easy, and it's godly powerful
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>>696576609
>>696581096

Miss Noir on mfc
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>>696587419
fucking sauce plx
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>>696586822
gotta have will power. i typically only smoke on weekends, i need to have a clear head for my job during the week. when i smoke though, god damn i can be a slutty freak! living in a state where it's legal is awesome
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>>696581927
sauce?
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>>696587419

Thanks bro
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>>696553119
exactly how it happened with me, buy a dildo to experiment. Next minute pinned down on my bed by a much stronger man then myself, moaning while hes balls deep in me... the slope was very slippery ;)
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>>696589147
this sounds sexy, any pics of your ass?
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>>696588355
FUCK, source?
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>>696586123

Omg that's so hot, sauce?
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>>696588355
more of this
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>>696589591
no pics sorry :( want the story tho?
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>>696590841
YES
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>>696586123
source?
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>>696587419
name?
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>>696590841
ABSOFUCKENLUTELY
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>>696586822
what a pussy
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WHY I CAN NEVER FIND CUTE TRAPS IRL
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>>696589147
these stories make me laugh. i've been getting off anally for awhile now. solo, and with partners. i have with sex on the regular a couple of my more feminine male friends, but never have i ever felt the desire to get bottomed. i have no desire to get fucked by a real cock.
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Anyone here actually use one of these? If so, can you feel the cum going into you?
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>>696591879
that thing is terrifying. i have trouble taking 6 inches
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>>696591661
with a guy its all i enjoy, i dont like being a top at all. different people want different things
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>>696592142
you need to be a professional fag
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>>696592632
hahaha i'll stick to the minor leagues then
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>>696593319
why are you posting a thumbnail?
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>>696593319
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>>696591879

>>696580847
>>696580905
>>696580951
>>696581001
here

and yes you can; it's almost mandatory to heat up everything in the sink/bathtub beforehand, though. wouldn't recommend cold fake cum in any quantity
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>>696590921
>>696591423

>after buyting many dildos and fucking then daily, get courage to find a real cock
>have felt the desire to be with a man for a long time tho, wanting the presence of a stronger more dominant man (all my fav porn scenes are of bigger guys with smaller women)
>download grindr
>get a fair amount of matches
>talk to all of them to be a nice person
>narrowing it down quickly
>muscular man whos about 3 years older then me is very keen to meet up
>tell him address and how i was super shy and nervous
>came over probably a week after our first convo
>we make small talk
>we sit on my lounge and continue small talk, notice his hands in his pants playing with his cock
>i get closer to him
>i glide my hand up his leg and into his pants
>jerk him off for a little bit
>7 inches and thick for the length
>pulls his pants down I get a closer look at his cock
>suck him off for a few minutes getting it as wet as possible
>he stops me and picks me up, takes me to my bedroom
>puts me on the bed on all fours and eats my ass for awhile.. feels good man
>when he stops he tells me hes putting a condom on and he gets out the lube
>lubes up his cock and my ass, fingering me a few times
>slides his cock in me, must of expected me to winse or sigh in pain, but dildos where bigger then him
>im looking back at him and hes starting to thrust fast then the slow initial pace
>i grab onto my asscheeks while he fucks me doggy, now my chest and face are on the bed
>he gets a little more aggressive with his dirty talk. started with asking if it hurt to calling me a good girl, didnt mind tho, made me horny
>his thrusts are coming in with more power, and hes getting balls deep, feel his pelvis smash into my ass with every thrust
>by now hes fucking me fast and hard and hes got both hands on my back holding me in place while i spread my ass for him
>he tells me hes going to cum and pumps really hard but as a consistent and not as fast pace
>cums and leaves the room
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>>696558096
Put it in!
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>>696593936
oops
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>>696594861
when he came back in he was all nice and normal again, but when we have met up since hes quite dominant and aggressive very talkative in the bedroom aswell. But i have grown to enjoy dirty talk aa lot more to the point its a huge turn on and has become an essential part. Also ive had a couple experiences with guys that arnt dominant and i havnt enjoyed it as much. Pretty much i only want to be fucked the way it happens in pornos... dunno if thats good or bad
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>>696595258
Got me rock solid reading that
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>>696595019
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>>696575046
im so close i can reliably get to 99% of cumming every time but i cant tip it over and finally cum. its annoying. but kinda hot too that i can torture myself with it cause it still feels fucking good. like the second before the first cum comes.
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>>696595540
glad you enjoyed it, pretty much every time we have gotten together they are along those lines, me sucking him off, him fucking me stupid then the cycle starts over again. was a great cycle when he stayed over one night lol
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>>696595794
That's how it is for me almost all the time.

The one time I was about to nut everywhere, UPS decided it would be a great time to start banging on my door. Completely killed the mood.
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>>696596010
My friend and I sucked mutually occasionally, and gave each other handies a couple times, but we never did anything more than that. He only blew his load once while we were messing around, but during a hand job. god how I wish I'd have let him bust in my mouth. Oh well, regrets.
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>>696596405
still time, if you have gotten that far you can suck a guy off to completion
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>>696594861
>>696595258
fuck dude, my dick got rock hard. Would love to dominate and fuck a submissive trap
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>>696595794
I feel
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>>696547828

lol what are you even talking about. you just said you're bisexual, so the question of whether or not you're a faggot has been settled.

also, if dudes want to use dildos, literally who cares? i mean, they have to come to terms with the fact that they like having a dick in their ass, but that's their issue.
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>>696596405
Interesting. I am not interested in men, but I've always fantasized about frotting with a friend... feeling the heat from each other, flesh squeezed against each other as you grind, ball sacks resting on each other...
both of us horny, making quiet little gasps as pre-cum starts leaking on each other... it'd be hot as fuck.
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>>696596070
>>696596684
I learned a way though if im at the 99% and i use my inflatable buttplug and pump it just once, i explode. somehow its different from dildos.
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>>696596681
hopefully you can find one, i mean im pretty energetic and a horny slut(well behind closed doors) so i try anything the guy im with is into.. within reason
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>>696547828
OP is a faggot
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>>696595794
same here. i'm so close! i'm hoping this weekend i can break the barrier. even without getting that orgasm it feels fucking awesome
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>>696547971
>>696548361
>>696548412
>>696548613
https://discord.gg/zShGPDW

come visit gay general.
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>>696548613

You're putting a fake dick in your ass. If sexuality is a spectrum, that's gonna fall towards the gay side.
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>>696595019
>>696595690
damn, who is this goddess?
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i've wanted to try it as well tbh (i'm also bi)
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>>696553460

go to the fucking doctor
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>>696596924
it's honestly one of my favorite things to do
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>>696596641
I'd fucking love to, you have no idea. The problem I have now is finding someone. I'm not attracted to dudes really, just the idea of dicks, blowjobs, and getting fucked in the ass. My friend was the exception, he kinda talked me into it. I think my initial hesitation was what prevented me from going further. I could easily hook up with a trap, even a barely passable one probably, but there's none in my area.

I deal with it now with dildos. The funny part is my wife thinks the dildos are for her.
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I'm married and have a kid.

I'm bisexual because I was molested frequently as a child by a "friend" who always had a much larger cock. He is about 6 or 7 years older than me and we met when I was 11.

I love analgasms more than I care to admit and I'm secret denial to everyone I know. I couldn't dare tell my wife, friends or family because I wouldn't want them bringing up the past which led me here.

If anyone wants to know the stuff we got up too, I'd share.
I'm 24 now btw, so don't worry
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>>696553460
wtf dude :(
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>>696596926
Inflatable, eh?
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>>696596924
Live in Florida by chance? I'll be that friend
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>>696597540
the way i got around the not finding dudes attractive, is to find someone that looks like noone you know. sounds weird, but if you can see anyone you know in them it is a turn off. well for me anyone. but after i get fucked by them a few times and they become friends im used to it and their isnt that fear anymore
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>>696597604
>the stuff we got up too
what stuff?
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>>696596926
I'd love to get one, but that'd be hard to explain to the wife. She's absolutely not into anal, and it's clearly made for the ass.
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>>696597604
Tellus
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>>696597623
it actually looks like the same model buttplug i got :p
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>>696597604
im curious to know what happened, cudos to getting married tho
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>>696597604
I had an analgasms about 2 hours ago, I was so close to hands free completely with a vibe (while my wife is sleeping)
In the end I edged right to the end and came hands free fucking my ass
God it feels so amazing, I was literally quivering
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>>696597778
I've kinda noticed that, but never realized it until you just mentioned it. I'll see some chick with a rocking fucking body, then notice that her nose makes her kinda look like someone I know, and it's an instant turn off.
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>>696597140
dunno, got these off of another thread like this one.

>>696597540
>I'm not attracted to dudes really, just the idea of dicks, blowjobs, and getting fucked in the ass.
I am the same way, really. Prostate stimulation is not gay. But doing it with shitty plastic dildos is not that great - it can never compare to the real thing. Basically me and my friend take turns stimulating each others' prostate with our dicks, while watching (straight) porn. It's really no different from buddyfapping, where you jack off each other while watching porn. That feels much better too since it's a stranger's hand.

Anyway, we both like girls and we have a girlfriend so we're 100% straight, but each Sunday we go to a hotel to jack off to some lesbo porn or something and then hammer each others' prostates until we cum like 10 times each. We both tried pegging with our girlfriends, but I can't even get hard like that, the plastic is just not the same.
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>>696598142
haha its a thing, about to suck this guys cock, tongue gliding up his shaft when i realized he looked like a guy i used to work with. stopped and told him i had to leave
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>>696547828
So I bought one of these and have started using it on myself whn i get the chance..The rimming is kinda hard to feel but once things start getting more sensitive its great, Havent been able to get a hands free orgasm but damn do i cum buckets
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>>696598385
Kek.
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>>696598711

My protein farts smell like rotten eggs enough as is, thanks.
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