I fucking hate my dad.
Today, my family and I went out to Longhorns for my 21st birthday. I hate Longhorns, steak isn't that great, the chicken tenders they have there are okay though. Really though i just hate going anywhere with my dad, he ruins everything. He always tries to fight with me over everything and he constantly puts down my mom and sister, he's just a piece of shit.
So we get to Longhorns and right off he starts up with being an ass. He keeps telling me to order a beer or a whisky drink, both of which I fucking hate, the taste of alcohol is just awful anyways. When the server gets to me to take our meal orders, I really wanted the chicken tenders with extra honey mustard, but when i told the server that my dad freaked the fuck out and started yelling at me, telling me he wasn't going to play for garbage and told me I had to get a steak. Meanwhile my mom and sister are sitting there really embarrassed, my mom tried to tell my dad to calm down but he just started screaming at her, just to shut him up and give my mom a break i ordered a steak, well done with ketchup on the side, and he gets all pissed off about it telling me I'm ruining it and that I was wasting his money. All of this is pretty typical when ever my dad goes out with us. I just fucking hate him, I wish it could just be my mom, my sister and me, he literally ruins everything. I fucking hate him. Then after the meal is done and the bill comes, he makes a big scene about not tipping the server. My whole birthday was fucking awful because of him.
greentext or not reading
>>696266870
>did stuff
>his dad was a cunt
>other stuff happened
the end
>>696266870
Tl;Dr
>OP goes out to dinner
>dad won't let him get chicken tendies
>dad yells at op and mom
>op upsetti spaghetti about ruined birthday
Stop fucking whining and eat your steak.
Dude.
>be me
>15
>find out all that my dad did to my mom
>call him a stupid cuck over the phone
>tell him i hope he hangs himself
>inb4 oo edgy teen angst
>tell him he's never to come to my home again or i will call the police and tell them my dads going crazy and im scared for my life.
your sitch ain't special. been about half a year since i told off that old fuck.
>>696266597
Get him back by putting his dick in your mouth
I'd say you're too old for chicken tenders, but you went out with your family for your twenty-first instead of your friends. Nerd.
>>696267497
Have fun. I did some of that shit to my dad and didn't answer a bunch of his calls and he died a couple months later
>dad is still around
>Dad pays for food
>"I hate my dad"
Here's a simple fix:
>Get steak
>AND extra honey mustard
Problem solved bitch
>>696268163
Sure would solve my problems
I use to be like you OP. I still get angry at my dad sometimes. As I got older though I started to be less entitled, after facing more real world challenges than most who are at the age in a first world country face. I started to realize they are a lot of people worse and more unstable than my short-tempered father. Finally I also realized that he's had his own fucking life full of troubles, regrets, and things that have molded him to be like this. I still don't even know what all that was, he doesn't like to talk about it and I respect him enough to not push for a reason from him. I can only accept who he is and try to understand that he has a heavy heart and has worked hard to provide for the family I am in, basically never misses work.
So try to be understanding if you can, yeah it sucks. If worse comes to worse you can man up and try your shot at the real world, see how that goes for you. Maybe even find a group of people who enjoy being around with more.
Happy birthday as well.
I love longhorn. I go there at least twice a week and get a medium cooked sirloin.
Fuck you for getting fried chicken at a steak house. That shit is for kids.
You sound like a little faggot. You are probably overweight too seeing as how you like fried garbage with sugar sauce.
I see why your dad thinks you are a stupid little fucker. You are a 21 year old turd.
You know what I was doing at 21? I was in the Marine Corps fucking Japs and flips.
You were crying about chicken nuggets.
What are you OP? 21 or 12? Be a fucking man. That's all your dad wants. Or at least find common ground. Your dad wanted to raise a man not a child.
>>696266597
You don't like beer? OP is a faggot.
>>696270601
>>696271315
>>696271461
You are faggot pussy little girls if you think you need beer and steak to show you are a man.
>>696266597
First world problems. Check your privilege.
>>696266597
I get it man. My dad was pretty similar to that. He always had something to say about everything. He always had stupid anecdotes or life lessons in every fucking thing he said. I saw through his bullshit in my teenage years, and somewhere then, decided that I was better than him.
Here's the truth. He cares about you. A lot more than you think. He doesn't think you're a failure. That's the vibe you're getting, but that's not what he thinks inside. Inside, he wants to inspire you, make you mad, stir you enough so that you become greater. We grew up in different times. He's worried that the things that made him harder as a person isn't in your life. It's probably true.
You take a lot of risks, but it seems to be against your dad. It's a safe risk. It's like trying to fight physically against your mom. You'd win, she wouldn't fight you, etc. It's fucking stupid.
All I can say is that in a few years, either you'll man up introspectively, or stay the failure you are. You're more likely to become a man, so don't worry too much about that.
Good luck OP.
why don't you move out OP? Or are you too far gone as a NEET
>>696266597
This is bait.
>tendies meme
>well done steak +ketchup meme
>whiskey/beer tasting bad meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iu-v9B83Nls
>>696266597
sounds like your birthday was ruined because you're a fucking idiot. glad your dad isn't taking any of your stupid shit you little whiny bitchboi. not your dad's fault you're a fucking disappointment.
>>696272131
>You are faggot pussy little girls if you think you need beer and steak to show you are a man.
The man part comes in when you are adult enough to realize the expectations of those around you via the social contract that you agreed to when you went to a steak house for your 21st birthday.
See, you don't understand it and that's why you chose not to drink and to buy chicken nuggets.
Imagine did you made this mistake at a business dinner. You would be ostracized socially by your professional colleagues and they would know that you were incapable of navigating even the most simple of implicit arrangements.
Just kick his ass dude
It's your fault for hanging out with him.
Me, I live a good distance away and just fly my other family members out to see me when they want.
>>696270601
muh sirloins muh time in the military i killed gooks.
kek
I'm so sorry to hear that...
>>696266597
>well done with ketchup
if this isnt a b8 post i'd honestly disown you
>>696272131
>pussy little girls
Pics or it didn't happen.
>>696272798
you forgot not tipping.
>>696266597
OP- how would you describe your relationship with your sister?
My dad killed my mom when I was 13
Sounds like your dad's a dick but also you should learn to like steak and whiskey and beer its 2016
also i like longhorn, what do u anons think of longhorm
I'm sure your dad is an ass but holy shit all I can picture is anon crying over chicken tendies kek
>>696266597
This shitty copypasta again? Kys OP
>>696266597
You're 21 now. Man up, and get a place for you, your sister, and your mom. Tell him if he ever insults any of the three of you again, you'll gladly plan his funeral. Tell him I said he can go eat a dick taco for ruining your birthday. But seriously, if there's any way to get the 3 of you away from this asshole "dad" of yours, that'd be the best plan. I don't really condone violence unless he lays hands on any of you. If he touches any of you, send him to the hospital. Kick him in the nuts, punch his windpipe, and break his arm.
>>696273276
He fucked gooks, ya idiot.
Almost took the bait. Well-done steak, oh man you're good
>>696273638
>it's current year
I'm 39 and I don't like whiskey and steak is overrated. Still, an actually good steak and something with rum sounds great about now.
>>696267497
UNDERAGE B&
>>696266597
Well, you did fuck up the steak.. But your dad is a fucking prick, no doubt about that.
All. The. Fucking. Newfags.
>>696274334
I don't come here much anymore because of all the cancer. Maybe if /b/ wasn't such shit, I'd be current on all the copypasta.
>>696266597
grow the fuck up
if youre 21 and your parents are taking you to dinner not as a gift but because youre a broke fat nigger, you deserve everything he said and did to you. grow up and move the fuck out and hell start respecting your fat neckbeard bitch ass
>>696270601
The tone of op just oozes neckbeard bitch
Don't you have any friends to take you out, I'm not gonna spend my 21st birthday with my family im gonna get fucked up
Give me a break. You cannot taste alcohol in beer; it's like 4% alcohol. Seriously, your senses are not sensitive enough to taste it. Give me a fucking break you fucking faggot of a son and drink your goddamned beer.
When I was 21 I preferred gin and tonic though. If you are white you could try getting away with that.
>>696267497
MODS MODS MODS B& B& B&
Stop being a bitch order a rare outlaw ribeye and a tall beer on tap. If I had a son like you who is 21 didn't want a beer with his old man and ate like a fucking child. Chicken strips like wtf your at a steak house u retard order a steak. No wonder your dad is pissed at his family kids are retarded and wife produces the retard offspring who are 21 and probably still live at home.
I haven't seen my dad in a decade. I'm 21 and not black.
G8 B8 M8
>>696266597
at least you picked the steak right done
and kid - your dad know you are gay so he tries to make you a man, I don't deny that there exists tastiest things than steak.
>>696266597
Let me guess. OP is a manchild picky eater who eats kiddie food like chicken tendies. Even when ordering the steak, which every normal person (even fucking vegans secretly) like, he fucks it up and gets it well done with ketchup. Did you order a glass of milk to wash it down you fucking baby? You're a goddamned adult. Start acting like one.
>>696277774
>Believing steaks contain blood
O I m laffin
I bet you believe in fan death, too.
>>696270088
This OP. I am in the same boat with my mom but I tell you what I used to always complain how my grandparents got on my nerves(never hated them or my mom, just hated the way they'd act sometimes, but still) and now that they were gone I would literally give up anything to get one more day with them. Life is really fucking short. I see it consistently being in emergency services. I know it's really hard to tolerate your dad, but just know he's not doing it because he hates you guys probably. It's more likely he has had a rough round his whole life and he just takes it out on everyone around him that he is miserable with his own life. He has a mental sickness from his life experiences and he needs more than anything to be loved. Firm boundaries about how you will be treated, but try not to hate him. You'll miss the old grumpy fuck one day
>>696266597
>>696266597
stop being selfish and eat a proper steak with blood in it you sissy disappointment
>>696278675
That being said though since it kind of made me sound like a feels sissy, I am all for telling someone who needs to fuck off, to fuck the fuck off. If he physically assaults you guys he needs his ass beat. But I gotta tell you if you were my son and tried to order chicken fingers and mountain dew on your 21st birthday at a high dollar steakhouse, I'd probably wonder where I went wrong teaching you how to be a man. It was more of a social invite from your dad to share a historical father son moment than it was to eat the shit. It's kind of like when a bitch invites you to the only time she'll swe her favorite band in concert because it's their last tour. You fucking hate the band but ya know what? Going along with it to make a good memory for her will reap you greater bond and reward than being a fucking bitch will. Man up and learn the world isnt just about what makes you happy ya fucking millenial
>>696266597
This is probably pasta, but fuck you OP. I just signed my dad into a fucking rehab yesterday. My goddamned hero is now tweaking his ass off in a tiny bed, surrounded by nurses that don't give a shit.
>>696266597
>welldone with a side of ketchup
>asking for chicken tendies
>ordering water instead
>not tipping
/ck/ sends their regards, ur a fucking autist
>>696266597
Ur a disappointment
>>696266597
Op you sound like a pussy
I'd hate to have you as a son too.
>>696268337
this. OP needs to stop sucking dick and enjoy steak without ketchup, the way it's meant to be enjoyed.
>>696267457
If this restaurant can't cook steak for shit, you may as well eat shit. Fuck off
>>696266597
>be me
>OP
>21st birthday
>dad takes me out to fancy din-dinn
>he wants me to get adult juice
>dontwannit.png
>on 21st bday mommy gave me 210 gb points
> enough for fancy tendies
>father tells me to settle down and get a big boy meal
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.mp3
>mommy looks sad
>order big boy food with katchups
>order beefyplank burnt
>father looks at me in disappointment
>eat beefyplank
>leave no tip
>my GB points
>father is mean
>I didn't get my tendies
>>696272978
Horry shit!! Spot on, Anon. OP, print this out & read it every day. Don't let ur aspie side show in this situation again.
>>696266597
i know the feeling anon. my dad is a lazy piece of shit who just sits on the couch all day and watches television. hes selfish, self centered, and he acts like a toddler, whining and pissing vinegar until he gets what he wants. i wish he was dead.
he has a lot of real estate and will leave it to my mom and sister and me and then we can sell it and stop being so fucking poor.
>>696267497
bye stupid cunt
>>696266597
OP I think you are being a Beta Fag and you father realize that you are being a pussy. You need to man up bro at your 21th birthday have a drink with a man symbolize you are equal man. Who doesnt love steak you dam white meat lover. You probably vegan.
You need to stop being a beta and be a Alpha like your dad. I don't see nothing wrong with him. I think you are just a shy whiny 21 year with no balls.
for my 21th birthday I have steak, whiskey drink and a cigar and a blow job at the restaurant.
>>696281474
Kek
Please kill ur father and upload pictures on here. Just for keks. That'll teach him to fuck with u.
>>696281474
KEK.
>>696273638
Beer is literal cancer, and ruins your life. It also starts stealing your money.
Stop being a pussy ass bitch with your fucking tendies.
>>696266597
This is why i wear condoms
>>696268163
God I wish it were that easy to kill people.
>>696266597
Your dad is great!
I mean what son of a bitch beta retard fagot son don't want to have whisky on his birthday, or a few beers with his dad.
Also white night piece of shit, your dad know how to threat your bitch whorish mommy and sister, I bet he fuck them both and hit them showing who is the boss.
Then who the fuck ask for chicken tenders when there is a steak in the menu and finally, you fucking disgrace, WELL DONE!!?? motherfucker nancy boy, the stick is always rare or medium rare, piece of shit, your father was good with you I would beat you up right there in the spot then force you to suck my nasty big beating hard dick until I force myself inside into your little nancy throat and shoot all my thick sperm directly into your esophagus making you choke in tears and I am not even gay.
>>696283178
Nah, but why you mad tho? Did your son call you a loser after his mom left you, or did you just not get any tendies either?
>be me, beautiful baby boy
>I'm 21 now, I don't need to have pee pee pants on
>family and I go out for tendies
>why did mean old daddy have to come
>wish mummy didn't love the cummies
>I tell waiter what I want
>tendies! Tendies!
>"fuck sake, son. Get a steak!"
>mummy gets told off
>I eat horrible big boy food
>we head home
>mummy is getting cummies in the next room
>birthday ruined
>>696281996
And the blowjob in the restaurant? Nice
>>696267987
Psh... Going out with friends instead of getting frisky with a lady, fucking dweeb.
>>696283178
Calm down bum boy we all know ops a faggot
>>696270601
Holy shit, you must be tough as nails.
No, you're just a faggot.
OP, I'm sorry your dad is a dick, but Happy birthday from Anon, I love you man!
>>696283617
>getting frisky with a lady
Please be bait
>>696281996
In guessing you're dad needed to use 5 gallons of mouthwash after that huh? It's great to see father and son bonding at the tip
>>696282579
Bait
>>696274001
>>696276479
>>696276950
>>696281987
He's talking about when he WAS fifteen, stupid cunts.
>>696273447
true. thanks fam
>>696266597
>chicken tenders
missed out anon. shoulda called em tendies
>>696266597
Was the purpose of this thread to get me to think that your dad sounds cool as fuck and you sound like a faggot? Because that was my takeaway.
>>696266597
>doesn't like beer
>21 years old ordering shit off the childrens menu (chicken tenders)
I'd be pissed off all the time too if I had a fucking queer for a son.
The dad's an idiot.
Anybody who cares about a person's dietary choices is an insecure fruit. If he wants chicken tenders, let him eat chicken tenders. Sticking to steak doesn't make you tougher, you overcompensating manchildren.
>>696266597
pasta but that steak looks good
>>696283728
Meh, maybe, maybe not. You'll never know as i was to drunk to remember.
>>696283853
>its been half a year
>half a year since I did it
Half a year since he was fifteen
You're a fucking cuck OP. I wish I had a dad to force whiskey and steak upon me. Don't eat chicken tenders when you go out. Makes you look more like a bitch than you alreadg are. You can get better ones at Arbys anyeay. Why the fuck are you even out with your parents on your 21st? Go get a bitch or something.
happy birthday OP.
>>696266597
>well done with ketchup on the side
>>696266597
I nominate OP's dad for the Father of the Year award
B b but my mean old daddy tried to make me eat a steak and buy me whiskey and beer! Mean old daddy wouldn't let me get tendies so I showed him!
>>696284486
The dad needs a real man to break his nose and tell him to stop acting like a faggot.
Also the dad probably has no legit use for that raised suspension on his f250.
>>696283745
I did not said I was with my parents. I was with a bitch I meet in the bar in the restaurant.
Told her it was my birthday and did not give a fuck about it. She said she had the perfect gift for it and I told her it better be a dam blow job.
I think that was not in her mind but ho well... end up getting a fucking blow job.
Even through out times, drinking with a pal man to man signifies respect and acknowledgment.
But hey keep drinking sissy juice with your sissy friends and dont forget the chicken as well.
>>696272441
most fucked up BS I saw in last 24 hrs
![1309452270198[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/E1ZZYp6.png "1309452270198[1].png")
>>696267497
>find out all that my dad did to my mom
from whom? Your mom? Or her family?
Maybe not the most reliable source. But that's okay, I'm sure you won't regret telling your dad to go hang himself at all when you're older.
>>696266597
To be fair OP you do sound like a pussy. You sound like a straight edged faggot with your 'holier-than-drinking" attitude. I could understand not being a big fan of steak, but well-done? No wonder you fucking hate that shit. If it if done any more than medium you can't fucking swallow it and chewing is a fucking chore. You wouldn't need to sully it with fucking ketchup if you just ordered it medium-rare like a proper human being.
Your dad is probably more upset at himself than you for raising such a little bitch and is taking it out on those closest to him.
>>696266597
this shit look disgusting
Pretty sure my dad committed suicide so you know
Kill him
My dad tried to do this to my older brother but my older brother told him to shut the fuck up during dinner at iHop
>>696284874
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
>>696284995
>You sound like a straight edged faggot with your 'holier-than-drinking" attitude.
>doesn't like to drink
>somehow making a moral judgement on people who do
why is it that every butthurt alcoholic out there takes it personally when other people don't enjoy their favourite past time. We get it, you're guilty about your alcoholism. Stop projecting your insecurities onto other people.
>>696266597
Should have just looked him straight in the eye an said, calmly, 'you know it's not normal to start having a screaming fit over a steak, right?'. And then just ignored whatever else he shouted.
>>696266597
>>696266597
Had my share of bad birthday, being mad at my dad, you name it.
My dad died on july 11th and i would trade the world to hang with him one last time. He would have done it for me.
Appreciate him while he's here
>>696279026
im confused. blood in it?
ITT, trolls trolling trolls trolling neefriends
>>696268528
Op's dad is here. I'd fucking kill that autistic twerp if he ever got honey mustard with his steak. Jesus Christ this isn't france.
>>696266597
You are 21. Get a job, save up money. Move out. Never talk to him again. There ya go buddy. Problem solved.
>>696266597
A) This is bait, but I'll play along.
B) You're 21, you have no god damned business ordering chicken tenders at a steak place.
C) Your dad is 100% right, you did fucking ruin your steak by getting it well done, and getting ketchup. If my kid did that shit after age 10 I'd slap the shit out of him.
D) Stop being a whiney faggot, you whiney faggot.
>actually like longhorns steak
>>696266597
I read this anon, made me feel s a d, your dad is a shitty human. Heres what i need you to do. Go to the store and pick up 3 bottles of eyedrops every deink he has put in 1 small drop for about a wek then 2 drops then in the third week 3 in each drink. Quit for about 3 weeks and then one day, open the back of the toilets and disconnect the platic arm from the rubber stopper (the water is clean dont worry) and do this to every toilet in your house then give it to him wait till he drinks something and half way through break loose with about 10 drops of the stuff. He will have uncontrollalbes shits and the toilets wont flush. This will also immensly dyhydrate him follwing up with constipation this will nost likley ruin his year especially if you are in a public olace or a someone elses home
>>696266597
I know Merkel is an ugly fat cow.
But guess what?
She's been getting laaaaaaid alot!
By fucking over her own country.
Im love watching the news these days.
>GB leaving EU
>Nice attacks
>BLM Shootings
>Stabbing on bus in Germany by arab refugee.
>Shooting in Germany by a muslim
>Arab refugee machete killer in Germany
>Arab refugee suicide bomber in Germany
And to top it all...
Hillary Clinton's campain has been a disaster. Its like they shoot themselves all the fucking time.
And the best part...
Donald Trump is doing great.
Why do i love all these things?
I think this will be the end of the "PC" era, for a while.
Beta males, feminists, retards and leftists are losing the battle. For a few years now, they have been running free and making the world into a shithole.
And now that hole collapses around them.
The future will bring more sceptisism towards immigrants. Women will be taken way less seriously. Both Europe and the US will be doing things on right-winged.
Its like when a woman has been allowed to act crazy for years, but with 1 slap, she starts crying and wont dare doing it again.
Some of you like this, and some of you hate it, but PC is going away for a few years.
The only people who has anything to lose on this are the weak ones. The ones who would be nothing unless they have the society to protect them....
>>696273638
Not to good, ive got faggot allergies to peanuts and they have them everywhere un the ones around here.
>>696268163
is this you?
this was well-crafted bait. so much so, i don't even want to call it bait, because it seems like a lackluster response in comparison.
>>696270601
>in the Marine Corps fucking Japs
faggot getting buttfucked by asian shemales because it's the least gay thing he can enjoy confirmed
>>696287480
France is insulted when you sauce your own food, it's like saying the chef isn't good enough.
Back in the day, you didn't have your electric toots, so you had to toot manually, but to get the air to toot, you had to walk uphill with your mouth open, then hold your breath and come back down, 'cause if you toot at the top of the hill, nobody would hear it. You guys just don't appreciate the old days
>>696266597
chicken tenders with honey mustard is the shit. fuck that bland chewy hamburger and pee water
>>696272798
>>696273929
>>696287844
OMG I knew /b/ had gotten bad,
but I had no idea how far it has fallen.
I can't believe so many of thse 100+ posts can't recognize this bait.
Fuck you /b/, I know you're all 15yo loser dipshits.
>>696266597
>doesn't like steak
>doesn't like beer, whiskey, or apparently alcohol in general
>wants the chicken tenders like a fucking child
>gets a steak WELL DONE and with KETCHUP
Dude, I don't even blame your dad. I have to assume your love big fucking cock too, and I assume your dad thinks the same. I'd consider the option of an hero, man. Seriously. I couldn't even hang with you with all that bitching, and moaning.
I hope this is bait, and if so 6/10 for believable, and making me respond.
>>696267497
Underage b&
>>696288394
that gave me some feels i didnt want to feel
>>696288822
Dont you fucking tell me shit. I'm American I pay taxes the only reason France is still a country is cause America saved there dagger asses. I was in France in Vietnam they sauced everything even there asses with other dudes cum
>>696270601
>trying this hard.
4/10 faggot.
>>696282579
shut up faggot we're pretending beer tastes good
>>696270088
This looks terrifying
>>696282579
Nah you're thinking of Jews man.
>>696289468
the only reason america became a country is because france felt like trolling england
>>696289000
sad.
stop whining about being a first world citizen.
not everyone can get tendies on their birthday faggot. deal with it you 21 year old man child
>>696266597
Op, tell him to his face to fuck off. If not for yourself, than your sis and mom
>>696266597
>complains about the steak
>orders his steak well done
Faggot.
your dad has coped with having a lil fagboy for a son pretty well it sounds like
>>696266597
Op /r9k/ sounds like the perfect place for a pathetic loser like you
>>696272978
This guy has it right.
>>696266597
you're 21 OP, beat his faggot ass. Real talk though, I hate to hear that shit, real men don't need alcohol and steak to be men. Your dad's a fucking puss
Dad is right. Ketchup on a steak? Don't be a fag
A little too much of OP's story comes across as bait.
>>696276389
If you buy decent beer it can get up to like 12%
>>696288394
Sad
>>696289644
2016 and someone this fucking retarded
OP honestly you should of just had some steak and beer for your 21st. Your dad probably cares more than you think, I used to be like you too.
>all these retards responding seriously
well its official, the millenial summerfags of life have taken over, time to gracefully bow out , it was fun while it lasted
>>696291650
>current year and where was ben franklin during the war
>>696291650
he's not wrong tho
>>696267497
>15
>Has own house
It's your father's job to raise you and get you ready to go out into the world on your own. It's not his job to be your friend. However it sounds like he failed in both.
>>696266597
I was hoping this would turn into some kind of king of the hill copypasta. I was disappointed.
>>696266870
>op ordered a steak
>well done
>lots of ketchup
>>696291945
it's cool he's black got custody of his 4 siblings
>>696291846
He isn't right retard burden of proof lies on you. I'll wait here. On a new tablet other wise id post a skeleton pic
>>696292083
>op chose the thing off the menu he likes
>forced to eat something he doesn't like
>not an expert
>>696292293
Whole thing is bad bait anyways.
Or good with how many people took it I guess.
>>696266597
He's right you know, you did fucking ruin that steak you goddamn savage.
>>696266597
just leave next time. I would've walked home
>>696292083
and for that he really deserves a shitty father
>>696292273
Brooks, Richard (editor). Atlas of World Military History. HarperCollins, 2000, p. 101 "Washington's success in keeping the army together deprived the British of victory, but French intervention won the war."
seriously take a day or two to get a middle school understanding of history before pretending to be smart
>>696292273
heard of the battle of yorktown? no, of course not
>>696266597
>doesn't like steak
>doesn't like booze
>wants chicken tenders at a restaurant with family at the age of 21
Honestly, you deserve every shitty thing that's has and will ever happen to you. Fuck you OP. Fuck you.
>>696292656
*slow clap*
>>696292656
Lmao thanks for quoting a man's opinion instead of hard facts. How about you stop being a cuck liberal and choke on a yoke.
>>696266597
ITT - A story about some pansy ass living at home when he should be on his own. Mooching off his dad's generosity yet whining about it.
Man up buttercup, life ain't easy.
>>696266870
> muh chicken tendies
> dad: son y u such homosex
> REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
> dad: so embarass for to have fagson
Seriously I feel bad for OP's dad. OP should have been an abortion and/or swallowed by his mom.
>>696266597
>OP sounds like complete faggot
>OP's Dad sounds like a complete asshole
OP gets benefit of the doubt, though, so I'll suggest he and anyone else in his situation make a point to get the fuck away from toxic family members. Had to do so myself, and it was the best choice I ever made, even if I wasn't a faggot who orders chicken tenders at a steakhouse. Life is so short. Don't put up with people's shit.
>>696292896
/thread
>>696293089
if you want to go to the ends of the earth to defend your narrative in the face of facts then i think tyt is hiring
>>696266597
you are an angsty self entitled little bitch. oh and of course op is a faggot. if there was cock on that menu you'd be all over that like a $5 whore on Baseline in San Bernardo.
>>696270601
Must be nice to choose a career where training consists of:
Eating with men, bathing with men, sleeping with men, obeying men, then call it all "brotherhood" while other guys are fucking the girls that said they'd wait for you.
Gets better too. The "Japs" you were fucking are literally the trash end of the spectrum of pussy. At least hookers get paid. As for "flips", you must mean Filipinas. You probably fucked a ladyboy thinking it was a girl.
All you have is a set of deeply ingrained psychological imperatives programmed through an archaic conditioning method used to break a human being and make him into something proud of dying.
If you're going to call someone a bitch, make sure you're not a faggot yourself.
Faggot.
>>696292656
Where does it say they did it for trolling purposes retard. Eat a fat shit sandwich
Good fucking job faggots this guy just made a long troll post that will probably become a copypasta to trigger you people
>not greentexting
>ordering fucking tendies
>at a steakhouse
>disgusted by alcohol
In case the tendies weren't proof enough that you've been meme'd, he went out of his way to inform you that he ordered a WELL-DONE STEAK WITH KETCHUP knowing all of you le gentlemen *tips fedora* know what a real man is and thus say that you only eat steak if it's rare as fuck, and having it brown in the middle is a disgusting crime (even to a shitty $4 steak)
0.5/10 Don't kid yourselves next time
>>696293933
Facts? Where does it say they did it for trolling purposes huh?
>>696294231
they were constantly warring. they thought this would be a thorn in their side. that's trolling
>>696288394
this fucked me up
>well done
That's criminal right there
>>696294317
nobody likes alcohol we drink it because
a) feeling a little different is fun sometimes
b) it helps people socialize
c) we fuckin have to
Tell your dad you're a beta fag
Or that the stake is shit
Wine tastes fine btw if you never had it, may be gay in his eyes, but it's still a drink.
>>696294411
trolling's gotta fit your exact definition but just throw cuck around in a disagreement about history. you lost the argument and now you're hoping to be saved by semantics
>>696294433
Power play isn't trolling retard.
》》Hur dur I'm smart and I got fucking told
^
That's you
>>696266597
this is why you should already be living on your own
you're already 21
>hurr durr muh college
>>696293144
>OP should have been an abortion and/or swallowed by his mom.
>and/or
Kek. Just imagine if mothers recycled the remains of their abortions.
>>696294969
>got told
you've... never won an argument, have you?
>>696294952
Lol how about you back up what you say. Cause words have meanings and if you talk out your ass like you did you are gonna get told.
>>696295152
he never said he lived with his family
>complain about restaurant having bad steak
>he gets it well done and with fucking ketchup
>>696295213
I'm ops dad bigger old people say get told. Pick up a history book once?
>>696267437
Kek
>>696294799
>Stake is shit
>Stake
>>696266597
bro getting a steak well done is sacrilege especially with ketchup on the side.
>>696295307
meanings change. people say trolling to mean cleverly doing something small to fuck with somebody. but that's not what you were originally arguing about is it?
>>696270601
>You are probably overweight too seeing as how you like fried garbage with sugar sauce.
>I love longhorn. I go there at least twice a week
Should've gotten a 16 ounce medium-rare sirloin you fucking faggot.
>>696296072
Your are autistic if you think trolling is clever in any way shape or form
>>696296361
you mispelled medium well
>>696277774
dude, my mom has her steak blue and everytime I tell her shes being a fucking neanderthal she just says some shit about how if the apocalypse happens at least she wont need to worry about cooking her food.
What's good for the sweats when your coming down
>>696296489
you mispelled "i love eating raw steak with a side of cock"
>>696296451
well it deprived britain of a lot of land and colonial tax revenue so pretty clever it seems
>>696284994
i swear to god i never been this triggered
Well maybe you shouldn't have been a pussy and ordered chicken tendies.
>>696296585
do people really like eating raw meat or are they just pretending to seem cool like with beer and whisky?
dads are the worst am I right OP?
that reminds me of a similar story about my dad
>be me
>grow up having no dad
>read your story about how your dads an asshole because he got you steak instead of chicken
>>696266597
>orders a well done steak
>surprised when dad gets mad at him for ruining a perfectly good cut of meat
>>696266597
Living at home at 21? Wow, maybe you should just homicide-suicide you and your dad.
>>696266597
You are an obnoxious little shit and your dad is right about you.
Fk you dad for paying for everything!!! For buying me those games!!! For that shit when i was young!!! Thank you for taking care of me for 21 years!!!
what can I say
you eat steak with ketchup
you wanted honey mustard sauce
You rejected whiskey and beer
I think the least you could is be a real man and tell your dad you're a faggot
>>696296578
Sitar/new age music is good for the hallucinogen come down.
http://youtu.be/YAQZkhPpS9Y
>>696266597
Rape your mother, teach your dad who's the alpha by raping your mother, his wife. He'll back off
>>696289000
What a waste of trips.
> be me, 19
> Have job
> Parents say they wont pay for something i want
> Pay for it myself
> Move on
If you hate him that much move out of the house, your 21. No skills? it's why community college/trade school exists.
You sure you didn't just turn 13? You sound like Kevin the teenager you faggot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLuEY6jN6gY
>>696266597
Op youre a little bitch. My father was an abusive man who would lock me ina metal shed during the summer in death valley, and then when we moved to pennsylvania hed do the same in the winter. He broke several of my bones several times and gave me scars i still have to this day, your father offered to buy you a beer or whiskey with a steak. Your father im assuming still lets you live in his house, i was forced out of my house by my father when i was 12. Grow the fuck up.
>>696296643
Lol It wasn't trolling though. It was a power play. A way to spread there influence and take down there rivals a peg. Trolling would be the USA burying the French's involvement to its citizens then talking shit about the french. Causing the us populous to dislike the french.
>>696266597
Sounds you should kick his fucking ass, anon. Or at least try.
>>696288394
i literally just cried
>>696270601
top greg
all the people ITT that have their steak any higher than medium
>what would you like sir?
>a steak please
>and how would you like it cooked?
>with all the nutrients, vitamins and other good things burned out of it. Im serious, I want absolutely nogains from this
>>696297491
>then after i came i turned off daddy son incest and opened this thread
>>696266597
You're Dad is absolutely right. You're a fucking faggot. Well done with ketchup. Please die.
>>696266597
I hate that they serve charcoal at a restaurant
>>696297710
um yeah i don't order caveman survival rations at a restaurant. i'll get something good like chicken tenders and honey mustard
>>696288394
seriously just sodomized my soul just now.. like what in the fuck man
>tfw you're 21 and you can't order your Chicken fuckin' Tenders with Honey Mustard because Dad is a cunt
>>696273581
Haha
>>696288394
lol superbowel no wonder son doesn't want to hang with lame ass dad
>>696296698
Do you miss your daddy? You should call him
>>696294070
E D G Y
D
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>>696298084
>chicken tendies and honey mustard
you are a living meme, I would rather be a "caveman" (who were the biggest badasses in history) than a neckbeard/permavirgin/fedoratipper meme
>>696288433
Its 2 gud 2 b b8, m8
Who the fuck doesn't go out to drink for their 21st?
>>696298442
>biggest badasses in history
>outcompeted by niggers
Just cuz your dad is fag doesn't mean you ruin ruin a steak (even a shabby cut can taste good)
>>696298546
me, because I have no friends
>>696266597
just take it home in a doggy bag and make hamburger
>>696285131
that looks fun
i'd eat a medium-rare sirloin with Worcester after that
because chicken tenders are fucking gay
>>696266597
You deserve your horrible father because you're the type of person who would order a steak well done with ketchup.
>>696286701
Me too, last time I checked it was mixture of water and myoglobin
>>696283393
>tendies tendies
Lmfao
>>696298802
You dont need friends to go out for a drink you fucking pleb
tell the bartender it's your 21st and just get hammered
That feel when no dad ordering you a medium stake and beer;_;
>>696267445
Underrated post, for real, fucking KEK'ED HARD
>>696280281
It's also his birthday, not his Dad's, no reason to force himself to drink and eat shit he doesn't like so his asshole of a father will be happy. Just because your old enough to do something doesn't mean you NEED to do it. A good dad would have been happy to spend a birthday dinner with his son and family.
>>696299141
holy shit that's sadder than drinking alone at home
>>696266597
Why take him seriously? Think of you and him as being characters in a really funny movie. Learn to predict his moves, why he does what he does. Troll him into talking about why he is the way he is, write it down somewhere. Oh, and start working now to be independent of your parents someday, to the point where you could disappear. You might someday want to.
>>696266597
ok
venting steam
understand
your problems are your problems and you have to find a way to solve them or to live with them
as in...you really did not need to go out with him on your 21st birthday, but now you are officially free (or should have been 3 years ago, right?)
telling your problems to perfect strangers over dinner (sort of) instead of confronting him directly and having it out with him privately
>takes two to keep a feud alive, son
no matter what conflicts you two have, once he's gone, he's gone and you'll never be able to talk to him again or spend time with him again or anything
if you truly want to wish him away, so be it, otherwise, find a way to live with it and him
here's just a thought: after it was all said and done, you could have just ordered the chicken tenders AND the steak, messed the steak about on your plate, eaten your tenders and gotten a doggie bag for the 'leftover' steak, satisfying your need not to eat it and his need for you to order it
as far as the tipping part: you could have left the tip on the table yourself or--surreptitiously--'slipped' it to the wait staff
part of being clever is discretion and misdirection, leaving your opponent a 'golden bridge' to extricate himself from the situation, with pride left intact and a victory of sorts for you
you should really learn to play chess instead of checkers and you could benefit greatly from reading 'the art of war' by sun tsu
instead you clung to your butt hurt, dumped it on strangers, allowed YOUR birthday to be 'ruined' and had a good sulk about it
>>696288394
>super bowel
>>696291650
Who is Lafayette?
>>696299141
>this
Im a bartender and if some dude came in, alone on his fucking 21st I would probably give him free drinks all night tbqh
this whole situation makes no sense. sucks to be you op
>>696299384
No, going to dinner with your family and getting chicken tenders instead is much sadder.
>>696299569
you damn well better considering how much you charge for them regularly. why does your job exist bars are terrible
>>696298546
sigh.......
>turn 21 on a Friday
>started new job at Walmart
>tell manager I would like to have my birthday off the day I start, explain it's my 21st
>manager gives me high 5 and says "fuck yeah dude"
>big day comes, go to courthouse like boss to get that UNDER 21 shit off license
>take pic, women at courthouse laughing saying I'm gonna be rekt tomorrow
>judge comes in, asks why everybody is laughing, explain, judge tells me to find him and all drinks are on him
>go home, call boss, still off
>dad comes home, asks if I'm ready to go to work
wtf.jpg
>explain to him I'm off and going out
>dad says I'm not, lays into me about dropping out of college
>explain I had no money so had to get job but with a FT job, no school
>dad doesn't care, two choices go to work or GTFO
>go to work, boss asks why, tell him I could use money
>get off, go home, no cake or presents
>everybody in bed, go to room, go to bed
>oh well, at least I made $30
>>696266597
Feeling you my friend, my father does that so often, but you have no choice, you have to shut up until you can leave home and live on your own, thats life. My father does similar stuff, yells so often, embarrass the rest of our family every single time we go outside, just be strong dude and the day you can tell him what kind of piece of shit he is. But the day you can afford to live by yourself.
>>696268528
He desn't like steaks man, get it :l
>>696299840
>having a birthday dinner with your family is sadder than drinking alone at a bar because we're pretending chicken tenders and honey mustard stops being delicious when you order it in a steakhouse
motherfuckin CHICKEN TENDIES FOR THE WIN YOOO!
>>696270601
10/10
>>696300121
I didn't say it wasn't delicious.
I said it was sad in the full context.
As in, instead of drinking, he goes out to eat with his family and gets chicken tenders.
if you can not see the ridiculous amount of /b/eta in that, you're blind
>>696300312
neither he nor you have cool drinking friends. he just has a better idea than paying a socialization tax to drink alone on a stool
>>696299907
Welcome to adult hood. You should have started your life when you got out of high school instead of leaching off your parents.
>>696299907
fuck man, why did you drop out?
>>696266597
kill yourself or your dad, its the only options you got here.
I fucking hate my son /b/
So its his 21st birthday and i thought it'd be nice if we all went to long horn for steak to celebrate his manhood after all he spends all day masturbating to cartoon porn and putting all these weird "furry" costumes on. turns out the little piece of shit ended up making a scene at the restaurant in front of the hot waitress i just wanted to slap the shit out of him, the little faggot i wanted "chicken tenders" like the cringey beta faglord he is and i told him to man the fuck up and get a steak and beer, stupid autistic cunt had a retardation attack and embarrassed all my wife my daughter and i.
Never taking him out again he can rot in the basement and die virgin jerking off to dog porn and posting shit in 4chan, seriously he doesnt even have friends
>>696266597
Your dad will respect you as a man if you tell him to go fuck himself and tell him why, and if he gets mad tell him to square the fuck up.
You guys bitching about shitty parents have no idea.
>Be #1 in online game
>Amazing girl stalks you on facebook
>yeah it sounds crazy
>start dating
>meet in Cancun (She's Mexican)
>great time
>come back to USA
>do great in school, steady 3.9. Working full time.
>Girl comes to USA
>Parents suddenly trump supporting racists
>Yes, mexico leaks shitty poor low class mexicans across the border
>No, not all of them are like that
>parents call her sneaky, bitch, corruptor, inevitable downfall of their son
>"She's going to hurt you, so you have to leave her"
>not leaving her
>get kicked out of house
>SO glad they saved me from jeopardy
>homeless with romance interest
>backpack across europe for 3 months with her
>best time ever
>come back, bust ass, graduate
>forced to live alone, on my own, in the ghetto.
>Cheap rent, minimal bugs, freedom
>haven't talked to parents in over a year
>fuck those guys, I win.
>>696300522
Sister blew through both of our college savings. Parents never expected me to go. Graduated HS, no money, no nothing. No scholarships, no credit so credit cards out of the question. Wrote a cold check and sold most of my stuff at a pawn shop (NES, SNES, Genesis, all the games, everything) to get the $1000 to cover the check. Needed to come up with another $5K before the end of the semester. Tried for student loans but back then, first come first serve so no money available. Sold my car and the rest of my stuff. Took the bus for a quarter everyday. Got a PT job over Xmas break at UPS at night and at a local construction company working days. Made just enough to get back in. By the time summer came, to far gone. Nothing left to sell so got FT job to save money.
>>696266597
Don't talk to the fucker then.
>>696267987
Dude your on /b/ your not a jock.
What are chicken tendies? That is the most retarded fucking thing I've heard.
Also, what the fuck is masculine about steak and why exactly is chicken for children? I swear to fucking God, American culture is so fucking cringy.
Grow up bitch, learn to bond with your dad and quit being a bitch. I bet the waiter laughed at your bitch ass in the back of the house.
>cringe
>>696266597
op ur words r that of a child
18 is when ur supposed to become a fucking man
part of being a man is doing shit u dont want to do
ur dad prolly hates every one of u
but he still puts up with ur bullshit and takes care of u
he tried to do something nice for u
u will be in his position one day
u will have some kid that lives in his own miserable world with no purpose or place
u will want to share with him some of the things u enjoy
maybe thats video games and furry pron
whatever i dont judge
and maybe ur kid will be a jock and hate the things ur trying to share with him
but hopefully he wont be a disrespectful fuckwad
hopefully he will be better than u op
hopefully he will smile and realize what ur trying to do
keep the thoughts of how gay ur shit is to himself
and say thanks dad
cuz he loves u
>>696301747
everyone on /b/ is a jock you can tell because we eat raw steak and drink whisky
>>696302715
>ur words r that of a child
>>696266597
>your dad hates that your mother is allowing his only son to grow into such a pussy
>tfw your father now has two daughters.
OP, advice time. You need to man the fuck up to shut his mouth.
He orders medium rare, you order rare.
Try some mix drinks before trying to one up him. Try long Island iced teas top shelf. Plenty boozy, no taste. Work your way up so when he orders a beer, you order three fingers single malt 12 or more, neat.
Alpha male him. Dethrone him.
