tell me about the time your mom caught you beating off
>>696102972
Never
I've always beat off when everyone's asleep or not home
>>696102972
Sure is summer in here
She walked in while I had my head phones on, grabbed me from behind, firmly, and finished me off. We never spoke of it again
I've been beating it for 10 years and have never gotten caught. Not that hard to just wait until they're asleep or put a lock on your door.
>be 15
>visiting grandma's with mom
>they walking her dog
>alone time
>pull out laptop
>laying on floor browsing for porn
>jerking it
>hear front door open
>Ohshit.jpg
>scrambling to pull up pants
>scramble and close the porn
>mom comes into room
>was on floor with pants only half on
>figured it out obviously
>threatened to ground me but didn't
I was churning the butter about a month ago. Live in the basement and don't have a door because it was taken off while moving furniture and was just too lazy to put it back on. No one ever comes down here so I always just whack away. Mom randomly comes in as I'm jacking under my sheet to some girls on my snapchat. I grab my boner and press it against my stomach. Mom is socially awkward so instead of flinching and panicking or acknowledging the fact of what I was doing she just "ignores" the fact that I was cleaning my flute and that there's an obvious lump under the cover from where I'm pressing my wood down she just asks whatever the hell it was she wanted and went on her way. Was embarrassing as fuck but said oh well and finished up and played some vidya.
>>696102972
>tell me about the time your mom caught you beating off
Let's call it "caught" not caught
> be 15 & ungodly horny
> also have BAD oedipus complex
> come up with a plan
> 1. Let mom "catch" me beating off
> 2. She'll get so horny seeing me that she'll take my V-card
> 3. ???
> 4. Profit
> made sense at the time as catching her masturbating would've sent me through the roof and maybe left me raping her . . I had found her vibrator
> lay on bed naked fapping knowing that she'll be in to announce dinner anytime
> she opens the door, starts to say something, sees me, says "Oh!", closes door and leaves
> she acts weird around me for a couple weeks
We never spoke of it.
protip: what turns you on won't always turn women on
protip: almost all boys fap to their moms, but almost no women flick to their sons
>>696102972
My mom ran out on us when I was little. My dad raised us and had to work so much to support us he didn't have time to find another woman. We were all beating off non stop and we all knew it and no one cared.
>>696104853
holy kek
>>696102972
Never got caught but me and my friend used to race to see who could cum fastest and show our cum to prove it. We used to watch the scene from American pie over and over while we beat it.
>>696105512
Should have gave each other the succ.
>>696104853
I have never defiled myself at the thought of my own mother you fucking freak.
>>696104802
Did you get turned on at all?
>>696102972
I caught my mom having sex on the back porch, does that count
>>696102972
10 ago, at age 15, i had to show my mom the straight porn on my phone because she never found any in my room and she started directly questioning my sexuality.
But, caught? Nope.
Me and my mom used to watch porn together and I jerked off under a blanket right next to her.
>>696107354
>Me and my mom used to watch porn together and I jerked off under a blanket right next to her.
How the fuck did it come to that (no pun intended).
Never been caught, somehow. Never took any precautions and have nosey af parents. I guess I'm lucky. I'm 22
>>696104853
>almost all boys fap to their moms
Speak for yourself weirdo
>>696104853
>almost all boys fap to their moms
Uhh... no anon, you're a freak.
Walked into my room without knocking when I was beating it, semi-hard, and all I could think of was how she must've been judging my size to be less than it normally is.
>>696102972
Never caught once nor have I ever been caught watching porn. Always did it in the bathroom, shower or if no one was home and always cleaned up. Now with smart phones, take into the bathroom, go on xvideos, toss off while taking a shit.
What a time to be alive.
Ever seen that awkward informative video from the 70's where the mom walks in on her son fapping under the covers and tells him its ok while he gives her that look and there is a weird guitar playing? Never happened to me.
>>696102972
>be 21
>living in mom's basement
>watching some bdsm shit drunk
>mom walks in
>trying to close the god damn video while putting my dick back in my pants
>fumble everytime
>asked me for some dumb shit and then went away
She never spoke to me about that kek
>>696104853
This needs to be archieved. Someone please.. my sides. Lol
Well I was in HS in that time..when I got home usually is nobody in the house until 5..but i guess my mom for our early round 4 ish...and I was watchin porn on th Pc in the living room..when I heard her open the main door of the house I turn around real quick pull my pants up and act like nothing happen but I think my mom saw a lil bit but I guess she didn't mind
>>696109656
are you me?
>>696102972
>mom caught you
No. but roommates twice. And I was probably getting off on diaper porn. Both acted weird around me after...
>>696102972
My mom never caught me beating off. She just beat me.
>>696113246
how did you let a woman beat you
>>696103112
same
>>696102972
>Be 14
>Fapping constantly
>Masturbate by humping sheets
>Don't clean it up because I can just sleep in it
>Red sheets
>Fucking red sheets
>Jizz bleaches the sheets and carries the dye into the white mattress pad
>Mom sees red stains on mattress
>Mom assumes I'm jacking it until I bleed
>Sends dad to talk to me
>Skips the birds & bees speech goes straight to safe S&M
>never been exposed to S&M
>mfw I have no idea what the hell he's talking about
>>696113515
What else are you supposed to do? Run away?
If you fight back you'll go to jail.
Hell, even if you do nothing and just take it, they can still call the cops and just say you were being scary and threatening. And you will go to jail.
Any time there is a domestic dispute, the male is assumed at fault and arrested. It's the law. No matter if the guy has bruises and a black eye and the woman has not a scratch.
>>696104853
what the fuck is wrong with u ?
>>696107285
what? ahahaha
>>696104853
kek that thumbnail
good stuff anon
>>696114312
this is the single most retarded thing i've ever read on /b/
>>696102972
never been caught by my mother.
though, i did get caught by my now wife's mother before we got married.
that's something, i guess.
>>696115768
It's fucking true, if you'd ever lived with a woman you'd know. Keep to things you're familiar with, nigger.
>>696112933
It was a wild ride from start to finish.
once, when i was 12. dad tells me theres no reason to lock my door, so keep it unlocked
>ohno
so i keep the door unlocked, and the same thing that happens in every incest vid happened to me
>masturbating
>mum comes in room with laundry
>but instead of jerkng me off, she tells my family
waste of a good boner
>>696115768
Why are you such a massive faggot anon?
>>696113951
>>696112933
Oh my god i have not laughed this fucking hard in my life!!
>>696102972
I caught my dad fapping once
>be 19 year old college fag
> Come home
> cleaning lady is in the house
> go to the basement to get soda from downstairs fridge
> Dad on couch fapping with its back to me (thank fucking god)
> laptop almost flies off his lap as I startle the shit out of him
> Me: Oh shit, sorry.
> Dad: (trying to be casual) Uh, it's okay.
> grab soda get the fuck out of there
> later on I run errands with him to target
> he buys me two games including Fallout 3
> While I wasn't going to say anything I consider this payment for my silence and we never speak of it again
Turns out I caught him in the basement since he'd usually do that shit in the bedroom but the cleaning lady was there.
>>696102972
I think my stepmom saw me bustin a load but I'm not 100% sure
>lived at shitty apartment with no doors between rooms except my dads room
>i sleep in the living room
>2 doorways that are just covered by curtains
>usually jerk it at night when dad and stepmom are sleeping but feeling particularly horny this day and only my stepmom is home who usually sleeps in pretty late
>just got out of shower so ass naked exceot a towel, make sure curtains are closed
>on couch facing curtain to kitchen but another one is to my right out of view
>periodically check that one but as i get more into it forget to
>after i cum look over and see the curtain is wide open
I didn't hear anything but if she saw she managed to act like nothing happened very well
>>696104853
he's right you know
>>696113951
>>696113951
i wish i had parents like yours
>>696113951
>safe S&M
>fapping
how the fuck do you practice bdsm alone kek
>jerking it to some limewire porn in 2005
>start moaning pretty hard because it was Hot.mp3.sex
>next morning, silent table while family ate breakfast
>they knew
fuck them i wouldn't have been in this situation if my dad jerked off instead
>>696104853
Speak for yourself. My mom is a huge turn off, despite being "attractive"
>>696119804
>moaning
are you a grill?
I don't moan I mostly grunt like a true male.
>>696119804
>fuck this i wouldn't be in this situation if my dad jerked off instead
>>696102972
Okay OP
>be me 11
>just got home from school
>run straight to my room
>rip my pants off and start going to town on my nub cock
>feels good
>left door open
>mom walks in
>oh fuck face
>cover my peener
>she walks away
>next day i wake up with plastic case on my peener
>dont get it removed til 14 because to embarrassed to talk to mom about it
>doctor makes mom remove after physical
>mom goes to jail
>your mom will die unless you reply to this post.
Happened twice for me... I started jerking off at an early age before I can even cum.
> Be 8ish
> On Vacation
> In hotel bathroom (was only one)
> Just got back from the beach, was horny for some reason
> Took a dump and got off the toilet, layed on the floor and started 2 beat it
> Mom tells me she needed to get in to shower, didn't care kept beating it
> She opened door, asked me wtf I was doing thought I was shitting
> I quickly got up and pointed into the toilet bowl to show her my log floating there (didn't flush yet kek)
I honed my ninja like reflex skills for inhuman fap detection reaction time. Not to mention my 100% silent fap technique. I could be fapping right behind them and they wouldn't notice.
>>696120541
i guess this is my reply.
>>696120541
that's kinda hot actually
>>696120762
Story 2:
> Once again young
> Maybe 10
> In living room, wide open stroking it
> I was only doing it for like 40 seconds I wasn't trying to climax, just stroking cause bored
> Didn't hear mom walking down hallway until last second
> Walks into living room, my back to her
> I flip off the couch and onto my stomach on the floor with ass out
> All she says is "If you're gonna do that, go in your room with the door closed." Walks off
Was soooo awkward
>>696103112
This
>>696120541
fuck
>>696120866
Lol. M8 I've almost perfected the ninja fap too. After jail and rehab you gotta get cold with it
Test
>>696102972
never because I'm not a fucking idiot
>>696121079
>flip off the couch and onto my stomach on the floor with ass out
>doesnt have an escape plan or explanation already set in place
>>696120541
sfsdfsdfsd
>>696120322
I'm not that guy but I moan like a teenage whore when I cum My voice gets like way higher and stays high and a little husky for a hours after i cum.
Girlfriend caught be jerking it does that count?
>>696121170
>stealth fapping in jail
>not asserting your dominance by rubbing one out while standing out in the pod
What are you a fucking faggot?
>>696104853
>almost all boys fap to their moms
Lol no
>>696121682
nigga you gay
>>696120541
hehe XD
>>696102972
Never. I wasn't a careless mook.
Never been caught jacking off in the act but
>be me
>watching porn
>start to choke my pidgey
>suddenly a message appears on screen
>Something a long the lines of: "You were watching illegal content, you are fined $2,000"
>ohfuckohfuck
>me being a dumb fuck call up my mom and dad
>they think I just cut myself
>explain to them that a message appeared on my computer
>dad comes home
>show him the message
>dad asks me questions about what porn I was watching
>jesus christ
>vaguely describe a guy and girl making out even though I was watching way weirder shit (hentai)
>figures out it's just a small virus in order to trick idiots online
>mfw there was a moment in my life where I had to describe what type of porn I watch to my dad
kek
>>696121926
Why would I just be gay because thats how my body responds to organisming.
"bet yes I am"
>>696102972
Was like 14 I think? Mom beat the shit out of me and threatened to kick me out of the house.
>>696120541
fucking cunt
>>696103772
Ground you for beating off at 15 years old?
Great parenting.
>>696122146
called it
im not even psychic faggot
>>696122146
God damn typos
>>696104853
>protip: almost all boys fap to their moms
i sniff my moms dirty panties and have been for years.
i cum so hard to her pussy soaked undies
the ONLY pussy that smelled better was a 12 year olds dirty panties she just took off
something about your mom's cunt makes you cum harder. its like a drug
>>696122193
is she retarded
>>696102972
My step mom. I was 12-13yo and I was trying to let our family bernard mount me. One time I was so horny I tried it when my folks were home. Bernard on my back, stabbing but not hitting the bullseye and me fapping furiously into my sock. I realize someone is coming up the stairs, its my step mom. To this day Im not sure how much she saw, we never spoke of it. All I do know is that the dog got put down a month later :C
>>696122266
Pretty easy to claim someone is gay, you faggot.
>>696120541
Jesus man
>>696122294
you just want to go home anon.
take the red pill
>>696120541
cuck
>>696120541
ya got me again
>>696120541
I hate you
>>696122146
>organisming
kek
>>696114312
Fact.
>>696122411
pretty easy to figure it out when there is a clear pattern of faggotry and you're ten of ten on the "how to be a glorious faggot" list.
>>696122444
i want to give my mom a long sensual dicking and kiss her on the lips while looking into her eyes
>>696103112
yep
>>696115768
Wow, how's that silver spoon taste?
>>696120866
Oh god this one
>>696122080
Noob
>>696120541
that's actually fucked
>>696105512
nigga u gay
>>696104853
Yep, you're right, i was lucky to talk to her about that and she told me the same, that she could not be turned on by me.
We kept talking like nothing happened and end up cumming inside her an entire Sunday, weird story but wow.
>>696119065
>Oh shit Im sorry
>Sorry for what, our dads taught us to be proud of our dicks,mostly with its big size and all
>O I see that, Daddy gave you good advice
Anyone have any stories that end happily with the mom
>>696103112
im alpha as well
>>696104853
> protip: almost all boys fap to their moms,
Sorry, no
My mum forceably cleaned my room once while I was away.
She sorted all my porn, cleaned my cum rag and even changed my bong water...and nothing was said.
My mum's cool
She never did, but she sure as hell saw how much I like creampies at age 11 because for some reason, computers just couldn't handle porn sites back in the early 2000s and you couldn't hide anything, even if you deleted your history and restored the piece of shit. I got grounded so much. My fapping was sneaky because I had to sneak on the computer, and when it wasn't I was recording music videos to VHS and printing porn out on the school computers..
>>696122569
"Clear pattern of faggotry"
You mean baseless claims, you double faggot.
>>696120541
Nigger
>>696120541
Ummm
>>696120541
this is the new dinosaur
>>696120541
You guys are all fucking stupid for replying
>>696122709
>:v
>>696104853
>almost all boys fap to their moms
>it happened to me therefore it happened to most people
What else is new?
>>696102972
>be me, 15? (long ago)
>realize never had a blow job yet (sex yes, no bj, and not currently w/ gf)
>idea: vacuum cleaner.
>stepmom leaves
>go to bathroom with appliance
>+5-8 minutes, no joy, maybe not even close
>KNOCK KNOCK, "What are you doing???!"
>oh shit. she forgot something.
>...
>me: "uhm, cleaning up. I spilled something"
>...
>"Ok. Just. Just be careful."
>oh shit
>...
>+10 long minutes later, no one in house.
>...
>sprinkle baby powder everywhere.
>vacuum all but corners, make it look authentically bad.
>remove appliance
>...
>later that day, she: "you missed some corners in the bathroom."
>me: thank god.
>...
>still never had a good bj.
>>696120541
ah fucket
>>696122605
okay then thats a little different.
maybe this fetish is telling you you really want to go back home, to the womb. and you feel compelled to pay tribute to the source of your creation. and furthermore the goddess above it that bestowed the miracle of life upon you.
sounds pretty normal to me
>>696107285
10 years ago huh? Crazy considering the first iPhone didn't come out until 2007 and first Android in 2008
>be ~12
>convinced parents to have a pc in my own room
>fuck yeah pentium 2.4ghz
>start watching porn on the thing
>hear mom coming into room
>quickly ninja reflex minimize the browser
>spin my chair around so it would block the bottom of the screen
>mom can't see that I'm hiding something
>finish talking with her when suddenly
>"what's that anon"
>i look on my screen and i see
>FIND HOT SEXY SINGLES IN YOUR AREA SUPER HORNY AND READY FOR YOU
>some fucking ad popped up on the porn site i had minimized
>i spun around and closed that shit and told her, oh it was just some silly advertisement
>she just walked out and said uh-huh
>she knew
>>696120541
liitlesamfasdfgdfgh
>>696122378
what the....
>>696122915
>what is deductive reasoning
>how do i an hero
well anon how is up to you.
i trust you'll make an excellent choice
>>696107285
essentially the same thing happened to me. My parents never asked for porn but my lack of gfs in high school made them question my sexuality. As hardcore Christians, they were pretty scared
>>696120541
lol
>>696102972
She never caught me beating off; she did catch me fucking though.
I had the bitch's legs over my shoulders too. Then she woke up and I spend 3 years in prison.
>>696123006
you do realize that you could put porn on phones that werent iphones or androids right?
>>696113951
AHAHAHAHAHA
I was never caught, but I do know my mom washed a lot of jizz socks and blankets over the years.
>>696122080
really nigga
>>696104853
I used to purposely get in trouble so my mom would spank me. You're not alone anon.
>>696122906
You're just a noob and don't know how to use a computer.
>>696121783
Kek
>be 14, little brother is 11
>start fapping a lot
>we share a room
>start fapping together
>watching porn together, stroking our little cocks
>pretty normal i think
>eventually try to get him to stroke me
>start jacking each other off
>"feels so much better when you do it"
we did so much together... gets me rock hard just thinking about it
not my mom but my 83 year old grandma when i was about 13.
>be me
>13 at the time
>got an itouch for my birthday for "games"
>always horny
>grandma got breast cancer for the third time
>came to live with me and my dad
> come home from school one day and no one was home
>decide to get completely naked, sit on my living room couch and yank it to some lesbians
>out the corner of my eye see a shadow walking
>ohfuck.jpg
>completely forgot g-ma was here
>walked in on her grandson spread
>shes suprised
>asks if im "decent"
>tell her i was about to "poop"
>never speak of it again
i dont know if she knew what was happening but it was close i say, pic related. was my face
>>696122992
Fat sjw detected
>>696103112
What a fag
>>696120541
We all will die, pal.
>>696120541
Fuck
>>696103112
This.
If you beat off at any other time you have no self control and/or are stupid as hell.
>>696119782
Carefully.
>>696123472
Do tell
>>696123165
I feel like your pushing the whole killing myself thing on me. I'm not buying what your selling.
There was no reasoning you just called me a fag. Most guys do whenever anything they don't think is manly enough happens. Your not smart your not slick.
>>696120541
nope
>>696122378
The dog got put down because of you.
>>696123099
Kek, you should have closed the browser
>>696123273
>jizz socks
>jizz blankets
>it's 2016 and people still aren't drinking their own cum
zozzle
>>696120541
reply
>>696110160
>>696122888
Cool.
>>696103772
>getting grounded
I would have gotten an ass whooping the hell.
>>696123524
>not reading "your fetish"
>or "you feel compelled"
never said it was obligatory faggot
>>696120541
fuck you now i have another fetish
She hasn't yet thankfully
>>696122788
It was a little weird since I'm a grill so no specific dick advice, but my dad and I are pretty chill when it comes to talking about sex. I feel more comfortable talking to him about it than my mom because we mostly laugh when it comes up.
Also, nice dubs.
>>696120541
well you deserve it.
>>696122992
i simply want to bring my mom to a hard, slightly forced, orgasm and cum deep in the womb in which i was conceived
its perfectly normal
>>696123847
Hippy nerd. Show your tits bitch
>>696123965
Grill? Wasn't aware grills masturbated
Or had mothers
my dad once caught me.
this was his response
> China
Success, still around, first economy, prevented capitalism from turning them into Mexico/Nicaragua/Kenya.
Majority of population is happier with their own country than us.
But their marriage fucking sucks cause they have no sex and people have to work longer than one or two half hours that's why their middle age men commit so much suicide.
> Cuba
CIA black ops showed we CONTINUALLY burnedand bombed 100,000s lbs of their grain and infrastructure to 'show'socialism is impossible.
Even so, best healthcare in Latin America and economy was better than 90% of capitalist Latin America
> Russia
Yeah that was a failure cause usa are sloppy disorganized rapists by nature, like niggerrs just in suits. They can't handle a system where people have to behave and work together.
*fixed now
>>696123738
the problem was 10 years ago my pcs were shit and sometimes when you went to close the browser it would take a couple of seconds for the pc to catch up and close the browser, so in the meantime the image of the porn site would just stay on your screen for 5 seconds. minimizing didn't seem to have that effect. That's what happens when you're working with a celeron processor i guess.
>>696124027
>>696120541
lol
> be 17
> jacking it total naked in bed 3am
> Eva_angelina.mp4
> fall asleep uncovered
> wake up naked & afraid
> Blankets were placed over me during slumber
> Oh shit she knows
> "Anon you feel asleep all sprawled out last night, you sleep weird"
> Awkward for 1 day
> Still don't jackoff while tired to this day
>>696124216
true dat, comrade
> be me
> move away from home during high school
> move back and start university
> realize I can suck my own dick
> fire up a porn on my computer and face the monitor towards my bed (and the door)
> sucking away on my own cock while watching a trashy porn where a girl gets a head injury or something and becomes a nympho
> don't hear my mom approaching
> porn is on scene where girl has latex gloves on and close up of her face while she if fingering another girl's pussy
> hear a quick knock
> only enough time to uncurl out of the ball I was in
> now sitting completely naked on the bed with porn completely visible but my back towards the door
> she immediately opens the door and says 'what are you doing?'
> I sit there in silence not knowing wtf to do
> she looks up and sees the porn and gasps really loudly and stomps off
> mortified and flaccid
> tells me the next morning that she won't tell anyone and won't come in immediately after knocking until getting a reponse.
>>696113951
Elite kekles
>>696120541
holy shid
>>696102972
>>696120541
fuck
>>696120541
Fuck you and your fuckery
>>696124474
taught the bitch a good lesson
im proud of you son
>>696121500
>escape plan or explanation
holy shit i always thought i was the only one who would make intrinsic shit so i can beat off
>>696122317
just hyper religious. I don't have any anger towards her, now that I am grown.
>>696120541
lol
>>696120541
kek
>>696123698
>little brother is a good cock sucker
>we start to trade blowjobs
>i suck his big for his age dick and swallow
>this becomes a new routine
>porn, handjobs, suck cock
>eventually start to get really into it
>we're giving each other porn-star blowjobs (because thats what were watching)
>he's learns how to suck cock watching professionals at the same time.
>bro is getting good. stupid fucking good
>i fuck his throat. he licks my balls and asshole
>remember we're like 12 years old
>we both love sucking cock and getting out dick sucked
>one time he's sitting on the computer watching porn
>i come in the room and swallow his cock without saying anything
>he fucks my throat and cums in it
>i stroke my dick and blow a load
>thanks bro
more??
>>696124198
How dare you?! My mother was a Weber! Also I use a meat thermometer to masturbate, thank you very much!
>>696109585
you shiterbate too?
>>696124431
fucking kek
>>696124968
its called being smart and covering your ass when you're doing shit you arent supposed to.
>>696125260
reminds me of the time my cousin sucked my cock when we were around 11 years old. he doesnt even remember it
>>696125260
Yeah pls
>>696125260
of course not. the fuck you think anon
>>696125260
Yes plz
>>696125260
yes pls.
>Think i was 11 or 12
>Computer wasn't connected to the internet
>Retarded self thinks I'll ask my dad who knows nothing of tech for help
>Have 3 browsers ie, chrome, and firefox
>firefox = fap
>he goes to firefox
>oh shit
>first thing he types is p
>pornhub shows up
>Say maybe the virus is causing sites to show up and is causing internet to not work
>looks like he beleived it
>kek
>>696104802
>and played some vidya.
d-did you wash your hands... anon?
When I was 8, I got experimental with my little cousin, every time she came over we would get naked and touch each other, lick and all sorts of shit, needless to say, it was cash. It makes me hard just thinking of her young little pussy
>>696104853
>don't fap to mom
>don't fap to dad
>found their homemade porn
>fap
>>696125650
>washing your hands after fapping
are you gay faggot?
>>696124553
qt3.14
>>696102972
I wasn't fapping, but I was pretending to be asleep, I was taking a nap and I knew I needed to go help my mom with some shit, so she was going to come wake me up. Well I woke up early, so I decided to play with my dick to get it hard and shove it outside the bottom of my shorts. I was sleeping shirtless, all in all pretty average for a lets say 18 year old. Basically it got me off to show my dick off to my mom, I did weird shit like that, or steal her dirty panties, or even more weird shit like, and feel free to judge, taking her water bottle, pouring it into a glass, and sticking my dick in it, and pouring the water back in. Yes clearly I'm a fucked up individual, sue me. I also liked to walk past her and take pics video of her ass, because she always wears those fucking lycra workout pants around the house. One of my favorite things was to lay behind her in bed while she ran on the treadmill and watch as her ass ate her tights. Tangent aside, instead of waking me up just stood there staring, I assume, I had only actually heard her open the door. She stayed like that for what seemed like forever, when it reality it was probably about a minute.
She ended up "stroking it" really more like barely touching it before she finally decided to wake me up. Which was really fucking surprising and made it REALLY fucking hard to pretend to be asleep. Fast forward a few days or so, I'm home after school, dad works later hours. I was taking a nap with my mom, napping was practically a hobby for our lazy upper middle class asses, which I assume to be the norm, probably just not in the same bed with our mom eh?
Well, I have painfully erect cock at this point, way harder than I had ever been, because while we were laying ther I'd assume asleep, my mom drapes her legs over me, right against my dick. I'm fucking diamonds at this point, It seems like she's asleep, so It's not like I want to risk waking her at this point.
>>696125761
Continue
>>696103178
newfag tryna act oldfag fuck off
>>696125650
Of course not.
>>696125761
How'd it taste anon?
>>696124553
>>696107285
>>696123187
>don't worry mom and dad, I'm not THAT kind of faggot
>>696125805
you have pics and videos of your mom's ass, you say?
Be a pal and post one or two
>>696125918
She had that fresh pussy smell, I loved it
>>696120541
replyaroo
>>696102972
> be me in living room
> jacking off to backpage trans section
> hear my mom walking to my room
> quickly put boner back in pants
> try to exit browser (im on the ps3)
> fucking frozen
> run up to ps3 to hold the power button
> takes like 3 seconds to force off
> mom walks in and catches a glance at tranny hooker ad (ts nelly I think)
She continued walking outside. I later realized I could've just shut the TV off or something but I couldn't think whilst panicking. She later asked me If I like compromise, I made a confused face and she left me alone.
>>696122080
Fucking same story man. Shit's uncomfortable
>>696125805
More you mother-fucker
>>696126145
Moar details pls.
Did you take away her v card?
how old were u both?
do u still talk to her?
>>696123671
The risk makes it more exciting.
>>696107993
Some parents are surprisingly open about some things. I would get the belt if I missed my curfew, did bad at school or swore, but they gave me beer if I asked for it and didn't mind me looking at porn. My mom actually told me around 12 that I should masturbate because that's the healthy thing to do.
>>696126205
we are both fucking idiots
>>696126180
> She later asked me If I like compromise
>>696120541
Rip
Does it count if they didn't know that they caught me? Truth be told, I don't masturbate by fapping. I don't like that because it takes way too much time, effort, planning, etc. I basically just lay down (bed, concrete floor, whatever as long as I'm wearing comfortable enough pants) on my stomach and just kinda do a humping motion until I cum. Hell, I've even done it right next to people and they had no idea as long as I stopped moving when they looked and didn't see my screen.
Wasn't caught in the act, but was caught with porn... by a teacher.
>6th grade
>friends and I just finding out about hentai
>my cousin's mom works in the main office
>no filters on office computers
>prints out hentai of Orihime from Bleach
>gives it to me during class
>going to fap so hard when I get home
>last class of the day
>all normal until shit classmate digs through my backpack
>teacher walks over because I'm trying to get him to back off
>he pulls hentai out and gives to teacher
>70+ female teacher analyzing Orihime's naked body
>"that's a pretty looking young lady"
>hands hentai back to me
>"he had no right going through your bag, so I'm not going to do anything"
>resume class
I don't know how people thought of me after, but it seemed completely fine between my classmates and teacher after.
>>696102972
I only needed to get caught once.
>be me
>massive furfag
>fapping to blaziken
>stepdad walks in room to see if im asleep
>i literally cum as he walks in
>on his feet
>i pay him 20 bucks to never speak of this to my mom
>he walks away 20 bucks richer
>he no longer looks me in the eye
>>696125824
There's not much else really. There is this one time that our parents were getting drunk together, so they left us alonenough for a pretty long time. I decided it would be a great idea for us to "play house" and get naked under the sheets to my parents bed. I don't know what I was thinking, but I remember grabbing a camera and started recording her naked, like the softcore pornos that came on HBO late at night. I don't know what I did with the recording, probably deleted it
I was13-14, parents put a key logger on my first pc.
I liked to erp on gaiaonline a lot. Parents were mortified and stunned.
>>696125260
>>696125260
>at this time, we like sucking dick. a lot.
>but, we have been watching girls get fucked
>eventually we started licking each others balls and assholes
>and then of course, that leads to wanting to fuck each others butts
>i absolutely love my asshole licked
>so much
>i'm the bottom now
>he complains my cock was too thick to penetrate him, and i loved his cock in my ass
>i was becoming my brothers fuck toy
>we were like 15 and 13 (2.5 years apart) at this time. i think getting his dick sucked so much through puberty made him grow quicker
>his dick is a full grown man dong.
>7.5" and thick (i'm 7" and slightly thicker)
>he loves teasing me by sucking my dick and rubbing his cock on my asshole
>and rimming my butthole
>i make him rim my butthole before he can fuck me. everyyy time
>first time i got his cock was in the living room
>we're sitting on an air mattress watching movies
>our girl dog was sitting there
>we start playing with her pussy
>tries to penetrate her, nope. doggy ran out
>"why don't we try fucking each other"
>i lay down on my stomach
>he spreads my cheeks apart and licks me a bit
>shoves his fat fucking cock in my tight virgin boy asshole and rips it apart
>pain subsiding
>stats to feel... weird
>"keep going bro..."
>starts feeling fucking good
>cums in my fire hot asshole
>his cum was literally relieving. like the best feel ever
>cum dripping on my swollen prostate
>nut harder than i ever have in my young gay incestuous life
more right?
>>696126205
>>696126352
same thing happened to me i just opted out of commenting. but yeah i think it was common if you went through your teen years between 2000-2010
>>696104802
The setting reminds me of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-IsxMjh63g
>>696124553
fuck
>>696126506
Those are horrible fucking parents.
I hate parents that invade your privacy for no good reason.
>>696126145
>>696126274
We didn't know the concept of sex at the time, we just explored our bodies and shit, so not really.
She was only 4 or 5 months older than me, both 8
I don't keep in touch with her anymore, last I heard of her she had a baby when she was 16, which was years ago
>>696120541
Huh.
>>696126167
skills....such skills
>>696125805
is there more?
>>696124209
I use to be so grossed out, now I can watch that and not feel a thing, what's happening to me guys?
>>696126677
MOAR pls!
Im diamonds right now
>>696126677
moar
>>696126677
less dogfuck
less 7 inch dick lies
less "virgin boy asshole" and "fiery hot asshole"
im trying to believe here.
otherwise yes. do continue
>>696125805
Cont.
But I'm an so ridiculously hard at this point my rational thoughts go out the fucking window, I feel like I'm about to fucking burst. So I finally talk myself into what I convinced myself could be played off as some sleep movement and roll into her. Remember her leg is draped over me at this point, she's on her side. When I siddle about closer to her onto my side my dick ends up right at her lava fucking hot pussy and I almost lost it. She's shorter than me be she was also further up the bed. The bottom of my dick is right up against her and it takes literally all my courage to just say fuck it and move, REALLY REALLY fucking slowly. I slide my dick along her pussy what feels like milemeters at a time all the while feeling like my dick is about to melt off.
After I make it up as far as I'm getting, I don't even take a second to pause before I start sliding back down, my situational awareness if completely disappearing at this point. I'm gradually start speeding up, I slide in closer and bury my face in her tits, and she's not wearing a fucking bra! I can feel her nipples pushing up through her tank top on my face. Without even bothering to conceal my movement under the guise of some "sleep movement" or whatever the fuck I was telling myself earlier, I take a nice big handful of her wonderful fucking ass. The same ass that I fapped to I don't know how many times in the past. I can feel the separation of her ass cheeks, that always seem to devour her tights. Silently thanking myself for whatever wizard thought up that fad I dig my fingers in between her cheeks.
By the time I realize she's moaning, I can't even begin to make any sort of rational judgement at this point damn the consequences, I can feel her hard nipples in my mouth while I try to suck her tits through her tanktop, hands deep in the crevice of that magnificent ass onto the head of her asshole, damn near burrowing myself into it as I start dry fucking my mother with abandon.
>>696120541
Not today
>>696117576
Ugh lol omg
>>696120541
cunt
>>696127244
Moar moar!!
>>696127244
Mybgod yes
>>696127230
i'm not kidding. we did try to fuck our dog (didn't happen but her pussy felt nice to rub your dick on)
we both have big cocks and have since we were young teens.
also if you've ever been assfucked with just saliva (and for your first time) it feels like your asshole is set on fire
>>696126682
Well I'm glad I wasn't the only dumb fuck to fall for that.
>>696126677
yeah but come to a conclusion pls. screenshoting it.
>>696120541
Was funny until end faggot
>>696125334
Shi>>696125334
>Shiterbate
Hell yeah.
Drop a brown submarine
Wipe
Jerk it
Finish in tp or aim it downwards.
>>696120541
jokes on you, faggot! My mom's already dead
>>696124216
Wrong thread
>>696120541
You feken betch.
Alright here's your reply.
I was young and got a virus on my phone, i was convinced the fbi was gonna get me if i didnt pay them through paypal.... i flipped and told my mom
>>696125260
>>696126677
>>696124553
cunt fuck
>>696127670
lst part is a high salt content. or he was drinking lemon juice. cause ive had it happen and it feels like anything but fire.
>>696120541
Fuck
>>696120541
nigger
>>696123006
You do realize you could access the Internet on some old flip phones right?
>>696126682
I did it at a friends house on his dads computer, it was probably 3 am and my friend went to sleep at 2. was watching some crazy gross hentai shit and then it pops up. thankfully my friend was pretty good with computers so he restored it to an earlier date ( I lied and told him I was looking up gold making guides for WoW)
>skip to next morning
me and my friend come downstairs and his dad is on his computer and without even looking at me says "stop watching porn on my computer" I laugh like he was joking..he wasn't..
>>696127835
I got the same thing when I got my first phone. I didn't even know how to delete tabs. But I got a shit ton of viruses for going on illegal porn websites and watching weird hentai.
>>696120541
fuck off
>>696123306
Please greentext, just kek'd
Never. Though some friends and cousins have.
Since I don't jerk off naked I would immediatrly cover myself and face them and joke about it.
>>696127120
you became a /b/tard.
>>696103192
what were you beating it to?
>>696128247
Illegal porn sites......
>>696114312
Sad how right that is.
>>696102972
lmao she walked in on me sitting on her bed using her back massager to mastrubate.
later, mom, ever cool as fuck, asks, "did you hurt your leg?"
Love you ma!
>>696126445
>orihime
So the internet existed already, WTF were you doing with physical porn? In particular, Japanese physical porn? Are you the sort of super retard who prints porn out post 2000?
>>696126397
I figure she asked because I didn't have a girlfriend and she correctly assessed that I'd go for the next best thing.
>>696103112
Same
I've also gotten really good at jerking it through my pants and then heading to the bathroom once I'm ready
>>696127673
>we started getting real gay
>i wanted his cock like a schoolgirl in heat
>sucked him whenever he was horny
>fucked me whenever we got the chance
>we start taking showers together
>(so we can wash the cum off)
>we always start with sucking each others cocks and then me riding him
>reverse cowgirl
>i bounce my booty on his cock in the shower, using the bathtub for leverage
>this is about the time i realize you can cum from just anal
>not-touching my cock and i blow a load
>he fucks my now lifeless body until hes done with me
>can't wait for him to cum in my asshole, because he fucks me without lube
another time we fucked
>we start getting adventurous
>our locking bathroom door makes the perfect place for a quick gay fuck
>i'm on the bathroom floor
>my legs are on his neck with my ass in the air
>he fucks me in just the right position
>i cum without touching myself
>he then starts jacking my cock and making me cum on my own face while hes pile driving me
>then he cums in my ass and all over my cock and balls
>i remember how nice it felt for his hot load to drip out of my asshole while he held me there
>>696128351
I was like 14 and didn't know that there was illegal porn (unless it was cp)
But I never knew that beastiality was illegal until 4 years ago.
>Feeling tired
>Go to bed
>forget about my phone full of pornography
>fucking full of everything(feet,trap,furry,yaoi,yuri,bestiality,mlp,loli and even more)
>mom found my phone
>now she know everything
>She says: at least you are not a terrorist
>>696120541
my mom is now immortal xD
>>696102972
>beating my meat
>27 y/o step mum walks in
>dad out of town
>she sees my 8" cock
>instantly aroused
>grabs hold of my dick
>she died cus i didnt reply to a post
>mfw almost fucked a milf
>>696120541
ahhhhh
>>696104853
Not really. Maybe if you have a hot mother. I like the idea of it, wheter it's father-daughter, mom-son, sibblings, cousins, aunts, etc. But I don't picture my family.
>>696128019
my asshole felt hot from the friction of being pounded without much lube
his cum was a relieving breath of fresh air that gently coated my prostate with brotherly love
>>696127244
Cont.
I'm trying my very best to tear through her impossibly thin tights at this point through friction alone. All I can think about is reaching my climax. The fact that my horrified mom could wake up at any point couldn't be further from my mind. I'm getting closer and closer and my thoughts are becoming even hazier than I thought possible. It felt like I was wading my way a dense fog. I couldn't put together a cohesive thought if my life depend on it.
It's long since past this noncommittal sleep movement bullshit I was trying to pedal, the only thing in my mind is reaching climax. Nothing exists outside of this moment. I couldn't even fully appreciate the sounds that were coming from my mother that could only be described as without a doubt fucking conscious at this point you didn't drug her you moron. At some point I can feel my movements getting slugish, even though I'm trying my best to dry fuck her with every single fucking joule of energy I can muster, and somewhere on the verge of climax it registers in my mind that she screaming at me. No not screaming, moaning! Having a tidal wave of an orgasm from the dry fucking she just woke up to and let happen. She's have a mindbreaking climax as she digs into the skin of my back holding me as tight as she can manage. The fact that she could have been trying to stop me didn't even have the chance to register before the tsunami of a climax hit. I felt like I was exploding inside of my shorts, wave after fucking wave of semen that in hindsight would have worried me that I was having the very essence of my life drained by a literal succubus which would have been an apt way to compare my mother to me at the time. I have no idea how much time passed before I could hear the drone of a work truck in idle as my dad finished up his paperwork for the day and signed off from his shift.
If any doubt in my mind remained it was obliterated when my mother came to the same realization and "awoke" with a start
>>696120541
>696120541
wow. that's fucked up.
>>696128594
Kek'd living under a rock?
>>696120541
U donkey cock whore
>>696128521
lost at cock and balls
>>696104853
>protip: almost all boys fap to their moms, but almost no women flick to their sons
As a mom I disagree entirely. All people think about fucking all other people. I think about fucking my kids somewhat often now that they are attractive little shits, id just never actually go through with it.
>>696128521
You guys still fuck or what?
Also I wish I had a bro to do that with
>>696128455
Living in the country with slow-ass computers, printing the shit out was way faster than trying to load it on dial-up.
Obviously don't do that anymore...
>>696128656
>his cum was a relieving breath of fresh air that gently coated my prostate with brotherly love
>>696102972
One time my brother got caught humping a 3 liter bottle in the shower by my mom. She laughed at him, he made the mistake of telling me and I told my friends, and from that point on he was known as the 3 liter bottle boy.
>>696114312
Varies by state, not all have mandatory arrest laws and the ones that do mostly detain both parties.
>>696117155
this
>>696113951
loling at your life
>>696123006
Are you retarded?
>>696128521
>>696109114
>>696109264
...said the anons in the momcest thread.
>>696128663
More?
>>696128793
No matter how much I doubt you're an actual mom on 4chan I have to agree with this. It's more of just a fantasy rather than something you'd actually go through with.
>mtv sexiest videos comes on
>funny pants feeling
>take out jimmy
>start loving a couch cushion
>mom walks in, asks what I'm doing (even though it's fucking obvious get it ahha)
>quiet room.jpg
>walks out, we never brought it up again
>>696128521
There aren't enough easy-flowing gay incest stories where the little brother tops. It usually develops into some retarded daddy-sub dynamic that only hardcore gay guys get off to.
>>696120541
fuck u
>>696123519
>asks if im "decent"
>tell her i was about to "poop"
me fucking sides
>>696128793
Give them memories bitch
>>696120541
bad meme faggot
>>696129063
thanks for sharing that uneventful and terribly told story.
>>696120541
Fuck you
>>696124553
Niggers
