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Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!
>>695965491
No money for consoles, don't think my computer can handle it either. I'll try to get a job sometime soon so I can play them.
>>695965487
They'd say the manga is good, the anime is average/bad.
>>695965602
The ceiling. I am fine, and you?
>>695965736
Emi. Have fun at the Final Fantasy orchestra dude! I hate going outside, let alone events, but I'm sure you'll enjoy it.
>>695965726
I can almost guarantee you will not regret that decision. Then again, I'm more of a guy that likes to 'experience' games, not just play them, so you may not like it as much as I did. You into much vidya besides Kirby?
How's everyone tonight?
>claimed
Still here
Nico "Bellick" Yazawa claimed!
Clock
I'm trying to decide whether to sleep or not
blake claimed but i might hop off. bored, no one to talk to
Iowa claim
>>695965865
A fucking meme
>>695966087
That wasn't me posting the Iowa lewds lol
>>695965027
>Now kiss.
>>695965367
>Choker
Smug sleeps, are we /lewd/?
>>695966237
I'M NOT A MEME
>>695966257
Don't tempt me~
>>695965950
One of these days, I'm going into bungie's office and bunch whoever in charge of balancing the game and punch them in the fucking mouth
>>695966257
we /lewd/ now
Claimu
>>695966092
Not to familiar with the series but who's your favorite?
>>695965194 (Kurumi)
Are you sure? Not even a little bit?
>Pic unrelated.
>This isn't a street sign, its the side of a fucking UPS truck.
>Yoko.
>>695966257
fuck it im getting off soon anyway
>no oversexualized content
fuck that noise, we /lewd/ now boys
![Kirino [153].png](https://i.imgur.com/ppnulnN.png "Kirino [153].png")
>claiming 20/20 waifu
>>695965694
(Yuno)
I can do impressions:
What the fuck how does sniper beat a shotgun at close range?!?
Fuck pulse rifles man, that shit is OP af!!
Fuck SUNBREAKER man, might as well sit the fuck down and die!!!
Fucking lag fuck me!!!
Why the fuck is this Lvl 8 piece of shit dealing damage to me with a YEAR 1 THORN FUCK!!
>>695965852
(fastest waifu on no legs)
-.- so shiny
>>695965950
(Yuuki)
Once in a lifetime thing. I can't wait.
Yeah, I know. Me too. Everyone I know plays. So I know everything about it, even though I don't play. I swear it's like vaping.
>>695966092
(Asuka)
Mhm. I believe you. Sure.
Claiming
>>695965587
I enjoy the drink as well! although i wouldn't quite call myself a raging alcoholic, i stick to 8pm each day unless theres a special occasion, but thats good man! and the orgy is in march eh? is it an open pad?
>>695965865
lol really? I'm the youngest too! as well as the most loved (although my parents would never openly admit it, i know)
>im not the bitchy sister
>can cry on command
pick one lol, only one of my sisters could do that and it was the bitchiest one, coincidence? i think not c:
>>695965027
No you're not. It's fine, when I'm out and have my phone in my hand while looking down, everyone around thinks I'm playing it lel. Eh I kinda of go with the flow so I have no complaints with that, at all.
>>695965587
Oh God no, that's what I'm dreading. Haha, smooth man. Can't blame you though, cheese sticks are the greatest of all time. Last year I was on setup duty. Tables, stands, stage and what not. Hoping to get that spot again.
>Best KS girl
Lily of course, sorry Emi.
>>695966138
Pretty swell mang, you?
>>695966166
>
>>695966454
D.va, definitely. She's cute. Pic related, Asuka in D.va's suit.
>>695966401
>Do it~
>>695966451
Just a little bit?
>>695966537
>Double team
>>695966573
cute in denial.
>>695966631
Why are you painfully spot on, why is bungie such a shit? why am I still playing this goddamn game? Why havent I uninstalled it and kill myself?
>>695966517
I'm pretty sure
>>695966645
She just wants to go bowling
i'm going to sleep
>>695965336
I can just imagine lol the momen when the egg hatches
>>695965367
still love you
>>695965516
naaah i would just feel bad of it then so not gonna do it.
>>695965643
someday it will happen. wat plans you got for the rest of the day?
>>695966257
we are /lewd/ nao
>>695966235
little blake don't you dare to leave
Stella claimed
>>695966691
Dayum, she looks great in that outfit!
>>695966401
are you fucking kidding me? Prove it.
>>695966645
HAHA I love it! and yeah me too when i am on my phone too.. which is a lot.. despite me not playing go that much. And goody. From now on if i ever need to cheer up in the mornings i'm messaging you, got it? You have a new job u_u
>>695966759
>
>>695966892
How do i prove that lol
>>695966887
Grinding, grinding and more grinding
I dont really have a life
>>695966759
>>695966887
love you too <3
WE STILL /LEWD/ bOyS
>>695966225
I think you should be deciding wether or not more clothes need to come off
and say yes
yes they do
>>695966235
like this hot bitch
>>695966237
and this one
>>695966451
and this one
>>695966454
you could probably kill yourself w/e
>>695966891
I agree, but I think Asuka can look great in any outfit. It's Asuka, after all.
>>695966631
I'm gunna cry.
>>695966645
Pretty good actually, for once. Got a job offer today! What's on the schedule for tonight?
>lilly of course, sorry Emi.
Traitor
better than tinder! plenty of horny sluts of your city on https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/forrchan.html
Sachi has to be the worst waifu you could ever claim.
>>695966420
Lol, how broken is Destiny?
>>695966631
>it's like vaping
Whoa now. Pokemon Go may be the new popular thing now, but let's not compare it to vaping. That's a low blow lol
>>695966887
He was even more upset when the 2000 CP Snorlax ran away
>>695966970
I've proven my point you meme.
>>695967109
no u
>>695966225
Clock, I want you so bad.
>>695966970
>Now the shirt~
>>695966887
>>695967069
Nice~
>>695967369
megumean
>>695967109
>bitch
my waifu isnt a bitch she is sweet :^(
>>695966129
Outsides alright if youre drunk. The power went out the other night at 4am. I went outside in my underwear and checked the entire building's breaker boxes and turned everyone's power back on, like some electrician. Kek. Barely remember it.
>>695966138
Steadily getting better. You?
>>695966257
Eh.
>>695966636
Yeah, usually it's more of a Grove thing for druids and hippies, but I think it's open invite, tbh. I got some interesting crystals last time I went.
>>695966645
I was actually on community service for a certain crime, ahahahah, I miss those days. Here's to hoping you get to set things up again.
>>695966887
Would you still feel bad if she got a cut of the money?
>>695965995
Claiming little Nonon.
>>695966454
doing fine, had a busy day and currently chilling out to some overmeme with buddies
>>695967372
Is the sonic 06 of FPS
>>695967206
Hello, enjoying your afternoon?
>>695966257
>>695966451
>>695966537
>>695966887
>>695967069
>Filename related.
>>695967372
>Snorlax ran away.
How? The thing weighs half a ton, and is almost constantly asleep (in-game lore).
>>695966857
If you say so.
>>695967520
~<3
>>695967688
not as much as i was hoping to be, but id rather not talk about it
how are you?
>>695967733
>lewd?
yes lewd~~~~~~
>>695967737
That's not lewd, that's nude!
>>695967382
That isn't fair..!
>>695967520
You're really having a field day now that Shinoa is gone...
>>695967109
Fuck off, Mako anon
>>695967129
That's very true, wonder what Nui would look like in Asuka's outfit or vice versa
>>695967559
Everybody is playing that game lately, not to interested in it but it's nice to know a lot of the anons here seem to enjoy it a lot.
>>695967890
i guess we /lewd/ and /nude/ now boys
>>695967539
Sounds pretty fun! I recently got back from a family function in the woods as well. Most of my family are hippies/gypsies so it was a couple weeks of getting drunk and catching up. Although no crystals haha How many people show up to the Grove usually?
>>695967579
THAT bad, huh? Guess I lucked out by not playing
>>695967733
Good question. It ran from me as well, who knows what it was doing awake..
>>695967886
>>695967954
Good lord in heaven
>>695967024
sometimes i feel so too so it's nothing much.
>>695967069
shit's hot
>>695967372
hahhahhah aww poor thing
>>695967520
Thanks
oh shit i like that pic
>>695967553
nah i wouldn't.
have to suggest it when she gets better
>>695967733
>
>>695966225
>sleep
What are you fucking gay?
>>695966138
I am fine, and you?
>>695966891
see >>695966129
>>695967823
oh alright then
I'm pretty good, really tired so will be going to bed soon.
Doing anything right now?
Claimed.
Well. Now Im bored with the game. In going to play one of the strongest mechs now. If I get behind someone and close, they're dead.
>claim
>>695968167
thats good
why are you tired?
im not doing anything really
sitting here
>>695966843
Listen, I played the Alpha, I played the Beta, and I played up until the end of the Taken King. And it never got better. And they demanded more money. And everything was terrible. Quit now, before that shit comes out in September. Bungie sold out to Activision so long ago. There's nothing left. Don't give them any more cash. I also played on the Xbox 360, do I got bum-fucked even more than PS.
But really, I can't remember why I left. I think I just got bored doing everything over and over and over again, with little to no assurance that I'd be rewarded.
>>695967372
Kek, I won't take it back.
>>695968100
>>695968140
>>695968222
let kitty cream take you on a journey of lewd
>>695967886
>futa
>>695968377
89 cent megumeme
>>695967129
Daijobu
>>695967900
Sounds like to me you don't think my methods are very fair.
>>695968425
You are a lewd monster man
>>695967534
All these lewds
>Glorious
>>695967539
Take em off cutie, let's see you without those
>Glasses
>>695967733
I did a thing.
>>695967737
>Nice
>>695967886
>Futa lewd, nice!
>>695967900
People wanted it.
>I just gave them a reason.
Also that crop. Damn tease!
>>695967954
Mmmmmm.
>>695968140
>Liking these
>>695968222
Great day today.
Now I sit back and "watch"
>>695967904
>>695967904
Man, Ragyo's theme is pretty good. Especially the cover that has proper German pronounciation.
https://youtu.be/zs474lPgO54
>>695968472
people here seem to like it. its 4chan after all. i sure dont
>>695968624
tell me something i dont know kid
>>695968076
This is a 200 million budget video game...
>1464h wasted on this game
Kill me fam
>>695968140
At least Im not alone
>>695968405
I'm beyond saving fam
>1464h
>>695968425
Wew boy I'm ready
>>695968472
>Dosen't like futa
What are you, gay?
>>695968397
Just been a long day.
I'm gonna try to go to sleep now, have a good rest of your day cutie
>>695967904
That would be adorable! I could just imagine Asuka with cute lil curly pigtails. Nui in Asuka's outfit would be cute too. The eye patch is in the right place.
>>695966857
Fucking terrorist. Night man.
>>695966970
Heh, forgot I had it saved. Nowadays it's the new hip and cool thing to do, no surprise there. Fine by me, more than happy to oblige. A new job huh, am I getting payed?
>>695967226
Ayy that's what's up man! Where at? Still looking for one but I have a small opportunity for work. Same as the night before, spacing out to music heh.
>Traitor
You telling me you can resist those beautiful eyes and warm personality?
>>695967539
Oh shit really? Such a rebel haha. Back when thins were a bit easier huh, miss the past a bit myself. Thanks m8, really don't want to work the cotton candy stand, would probably get kicked out.
>>695968377
>That pic
I love it. How goes it?
>>695968677
mirror mirror on the wall, whos the lewdest of them all?
hint: its kitty cream
>>695968819
>>695968841
ill try
thanks
>lewds everywhere
>no respect for your waifu
Disappointing /waifu/ truly >>695967313 has more respect for his waifu
>>695968866
*Things
We lewd I guess.
Ill just leave this here.
>>695969111
Also,
>fuyukaidesu
>>695969220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcWKZTI9OC4
>>695968140
It was quite the sight watching him shout in anger. How's your night going?
>>695968405
It'll lose its appeal soon enough until they add the later generations. It'll be an endless cycle of being super popular and unpopular
>>695968819
Damn son, I have 1630 hours in a PC game called Day of Defeat: Source
>>695969111
My waifu remains clothed, tasteful and is only doing an everyday occurence.
>>695969220
Spotted hidden hottie.
>Filename.
>>695966129
Of course! some of my favorite games are GUN, The Saboteur. Dead Rising, Xenoblade, and many more
>>695968714
A lot of the tracks in KLK are amazing. not sure if i like that as much as the original but it's still pretty damn good.
>>695968844
Fuck, now i'm not sure which one would look better in the other.
I want to say Nui.
>>695968624
NOT AT ALL.
>>695968677
You did just say to take off the shirt afterall.
>>695968866
Yay I'm glad to have a qt like you working with me now n_n and i'll give you all the attention and hugs you want as pay..? anything else you want?
>I'm not wealthy enough to pay you in any you know.. money or something.
>>695968472
Le Kyo :^)
>>695968866
I just found it like 10 mins ago!
It goes pretty alright~
What about you, Tsunato?
>>695969383
Oh. Hi there!
>>695969315
Cool music
>>695968819
no
thats why i don't like it
>>695968677
>Futa lewd, nice!
see >>695968472
>>695969445
Guess again ;-;
anime is for fags, sage
>>695968677
>filename
>>695968819
It's good to not be alone
>>695969111
not posting nude ones 'cos i'm that loyal
>>695969348
it's good at least i'm not tired lol
whatcha doing
>>695969315
https://youtu.be/aOeP4p1fjMs
anime = fucking lame
>>695967539
That's awesome! I'm doing good for once lol I got a job offer today! What are you up to tonight
>>695968144
Better than usual! What's up?
>>695968866
Corporate IT Solutions. basic, easy, help desk stuff for computer systems and routers for businesses. Pay is great too! Better than I expected. Yeah.....Lilly was pretty amazing..so was Hanako's. I loved every route so far except for Rin's, I still like Rin and went on a trip in the feels train but meh. Currently doing Shizune! Taking a break but after I finish Mass Effect It'll be right back to KS
Normal. Too fast.
>>695969688
too lewd as well
>rattle rattle
>>695969412
Probably, yes. Especially since I believe that Nui would be more open to wear a different outfit. I don't think Asuka would be very fond of a short, pink dress, so Nui would look more confident.
anime sucks mutilated cock
sitting here watching the hours tick by
thinking, 'by god
am i living a lie?'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fo6ZaCTqxwM
>>695969609
Reading the Fate/stay night VN, I may go to bed here shortly. What time is it where you are?
better than tinder! plenty of horny anime sluts of your city on https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/forrchan.html
only small dick faggots like anime
>>695969348
I have 276 days into Runescape
>>695969609
Usually a lonewolf but its refreshing to see some things I am not alone with
>>695969419
Well then, the pants too.
>>695969456
>I said lewd
>This happened.
Good thread.
>>695969554
>Sage
>Anime is fucking lame
>Tons of dick pics saved to computer.
claimed
>>695969412
>dead rising
Oh man, that was my shit when I was younger! Loved that game so much, Dead Rising 2 just wasn't the same. My personal favorite game of all time would be Resident Evil 4, Fallout 3 being a close second.
>>695969456
Indeed.
>>695969622
>/b/
>tries to use gore to troll
>>695969681
Watching some YouTube. Any reaosn why you're happy?
>>695969412
I want to find more Nonon art with a lot detail in it
>>695969920
Jesus H Christ, Yuno.
>>695969953
Ironically he said fags top kek
>>695969953
How's the Mizore? :3
>late replies because League
Aaaand I'm back!
>As much as I adore Comic Con, the people that go to it are for the most part, fucking knobs who need a smack in face
>Especially the Go players that don't fucking look when crossing the street
>Next time, my bike is smacking into you you fucking cunt
>>695970097
>>695969953
>>695969529
>never trust pics
;-;
>>695970164
you are a fag you filthy weeaboo
>>695967886
>Futa.
I'll gladly pass, thank you very much.
>>695968076
It was trying to gather some food so it could sleep again, that's what it was doing.
>>695968140
>>695969609
Those are quite the lewds you have there.
>D-do you have any m-more?
>>695968677
Yes. Yes you did.
>>695968819
>Liking futa = not gay.
>Not liking futa = gay.
Explain.
>>695969688
>Lewd rattles.
>>695970222
trips
>>695968042
No, haha.
>grove of druids
>convent of witchs
It's what we call ourselves. A grove. Anyway, there are 34 of us. But alot of different groves and Wiccan convents go out there. I think I have some Romani blood, not sure. My mother is full-blooded Russian, though.
>>695968677
>
>>695968819
May The Traveler have mercy on your immortal soul, Guardian.
>>695968866
бычить is what I preferred, rather than rebel haha. I don't know what sort of person CAN work a cotton candy stand without putting their face in the sugar swirling machine.
>>695970151
Remember when I said I get called "kirito"?
I wasn't kidding
>>695970281
>Qt animu female
just got off skype and im bored here
see you guys on the flip side
>>695969953
But i'm wearing a skirt silly :)
>>695969761
Embarrassed Asuka is pretty cute as well though.
But yes, Nui would probably have a better time with it.
>>695970095
Dead Rising is amazing, there was just so much to do and the boss fights are very memorable, Like Steven with his deadly shopping cart.
>>695970145
I'll dump some in that thread the other anonon made on /c/.
>>695970281
yoko knows
>>695970224
i want to pet the kitty
>>695970442
cya
>>695970097
Circumstancial ad hominem.
Those two things have no correlation anon, I'm not the one with tons of dicks saved to their computer.
See you in the next thread dick waifu anon.
>And the thread after that, and the one after that, and after that, on our anime image board.
>>695970396
I have succumbed to the darkness
>>695970442
See ya
oooo i gots my wifo right here
>>695970565
ok, have fun jerking it to cartoons
>>695970550
Yea, I adore how unique the boss fights were. My favorite would have to go to Adam or maybe the Convicts.
>>695970281
Exactly, lol. That was the first one I saw too. I needed it for the Pokedex.
>>695970402
Fair enough lol. Once SAO becomes a reality, you literally will be him
On another note, I just realized your file names are just another way of saying Yuno Gasai.
>>695970206
It's electric boogaloo.
>Understood, post lewds.
>>695970281
Fun times.
>Futa is good.
>>695970396
Hot.
>>695970543
Then lift the skirt~
Alright that's enough of the thread for me tonight. Later all
>>695969846
Oh, is it any good?
It's 8am lol what's the time there
>>695969920
i get the feeling when my irl friends ignore me on purpose or make fun of me with a bad joke
>>695970281
i sure do here's one with stella and shizuku~
>>695970784
>>695970565
>>695970784
You have fun jerking it to dicks, cutie~
>>695970956
Only one
>>695969348
You just described every shitty MMO, haha.
>>695969366
Your waifu gives off a more lewd vibe while clothed than some do fully nude!
>>695969132
!!
>>695969609
>possibly fuyukaidesu
>>695969681
Oh well congratulations and I hope it goes well, sincerely! Just drinking and awaiting the dawn. Got a really cool orchestral concert to go to tomorrow, in Houston.
>>695970056
Deem, I was too slow
>>695970926
>I just realized your file names are just another way of saying Yuno Gasai.
DID YOU JUST NOW REALZED THAT?!?
My boy..
>>695971042
Sounds like they're not your friends at all
Lonewolf has its benefits
>>695970911
The convicts will always be on my mind.
>WEEELLLLLLLL
>>695969419
Pfft, you're the only qt here. Nope, nothing else but a smile on your face, all I need from you.
>I wasn't even expecting that, that'd be too much kek.
>>695969445
Great timing then. Glad to hear m8, things are well. Nice day overall.
>>695969681
Sounds sweet man! That's a field I wouldn't mind diving into and hell yeah, a nice pay is always sought after. Every route had its highs and its lows but Lilly's was just perfect to me. Rin's was devastating towards then end, the normal ending to be precise. Ah Shizune, now her's was shat on the most. Have fun with them man.
>>695970396
The roughest translation I got was "To bychit". Which led to "To behave like a bull". Kek is that close? I know right? It's torture man, feel sorry for the poor SOB who gets it.
>Watch it be me now.
>>695971247
why m8
>>695971247
I've seen worse, kek.
>>695970550
This is true. Embarrassed Asuka is absolutely adorable.
>>695971411
i really hate anime
How do you sage images?
>>695971474
>>695971474
>>695971042
I'm enjoying it, it's much better than either anime series made about it. It's 2:05 am here
>>695971221
Basically.
>crosses fingers that Legion doesn't suck
>>695971342
In my defense, I don't look at file names that often.
>I also haven't made you say "still love you" tonight
>>695971503
bro!
>>695970095
Got a job offer today!
>>695971221
Very nice! I'm going to see my favorite band on Tuesday in concert!
>>695971379
I will! KS has become a live long favorite of mine. I have a soft spot for feely games. Life is Strange tore me to pieces
>>695970550
oh, thanks Nui anon. I don't have many Nonon pics
>>695970561
You may pet the kitty
>she's feisty
>>695971379
Same here, feel like a huge weight just got off my shoulder
>>695971247
femanon here. try harder. mutilated penises dont make me cringe, since i cant imagine it.
not specifying which waifu claimer i am, dont ask.
>>695971579
You must excuse me, busy getting salty from destiny
>fuck these daily bounties, I'll wait til monday to turn in these gold bounties for insta rank 5
>>695970396
ah, so we are enemies then haha, but thats pretty cool! my family on that side is mainly irish and romanian with a bit of mex thrown in there heh. So what kinda crystals ya get?
>>695971494
Without a doubt! on the other hand maybe i should return later.
>>695971719
>>695971727
>>695971738
>>695971579
>>695971494
>>695971379
^faggots
almost at the cap im out
