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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!
>>695953428
Rikka claimed and hot as hell
Kurumi's story of work part
>I work in the parking lot at Wal-mart
>Talking to my buddy about something
>see something peculiar in the lot
>it's a dog walking around
>As the official unofficial Parking Lot Patrol we decide to investigate
>little guys walking around, collar, leash, no tags
>catch him as he's going up to people
>Managers tell us to take him to the pet store on the plaza
>Make a call in Wal-mart to see if owner is ther
>he comes by
>"I need to go back in to shop"
>"leave the dog with Kurumi and coworker
>"no it'll be fine"
>he puts the dog back in his car and goes into the store
>Dog gets out literally 30 seconds later
>Mfw we have to catch him again
>we wait for owner to finish shopping
>at his car
>gets all his stuff in
>Woman is unhappy he left the dog in his car
>ohshit.jpg
>woman voices concern
>he gets defensive
>"My windows are down"
no shit, the dog got out
>Woman doesn't care, says she'll call the cops
>Dude starts yelling
>"FUCKING CALL HERE'S THE PLATE"
>"I GOT THE DOG TODAY"
>we're in the crossfire unable to do anything
>luckily after a few minutes dude leaves and woman calls cops
We were both shaking after the dude started yelling, we had no idea what was going to happen
nothing spectacular, but still pretty unusual
still here
Juvia is my waifu.
everyone call me a stupid nigger
lmao blake claimed
>>695953404
>nothing that hasn't been mundane or retarded.
How so?
Is everything in order?
>>695953233
Of course! I like my women nice and crazy!
>>695953313
Isn't cigars worse? Like that shits nothing but tar?
>>695953290
You're a slow motherfucker aren't you?
Pretty sure all of this was a given.
>>695953470
What drugs nigga? (Shh shut the fuck up.. the popos are near..)
>>695953548
Oh shit I'm sorry.. maybe I'll leave for a bit
>>695953428
Gas the Jews
Gas Sachi
Normal.
Claim
>>695953558
What the fuck? And thanks for the QOTT
>>695953644
Sup
>>695953882
Noticed
>>695953703
Eh, nothing of concern to thread.
>>695952620
Ha, that's proving my point even more. Deer sausage? Well it is meat I guess.
What are the chances of that happening again?
>>695952636
Smooth one. That sounds great though, catch up and relieve memories together.
Oh God is right. Hyperactive, snotty, loud, you name it.
>>695952743
Ah. I'm sure you frequent the Street Fighter lobbies more than anything. What's yours?
>>695953741
>the popos are near
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A572eclLc68
>>695953846
Nice pic.
>>695953233
too long process not down for dat.
i stayed up for too long lol
>>695953391
just chillin' red bull, cigars and animu.
wbu?
>>695953470
oh nice. i'm cool how about u?
>>695953741
Well they kinda are but when you don't inhale them it's kinda balanced or something.
i don't smoke them very often. it's just special because got them for so cheap here.
Stella claimed
>>695953697
Fucking nigger
>>695954061
everyone call alex a stupid nigger in chat
>>695954042
I understand.
I hope you have a good night.
Claimed
Claiming
>>695953558
Holy shit, sounds like you got in between two idiots, never fun when that sorta shit happens
>>695953697
fukkin' stupid nigger
>>695953697
Hi Alex
>>695953913
it defiantly wasn't an ordinary day
though I should expect weird shit
It's Walmart after all
>>695953558
Only in walmart
>Tfw nothing special happened as an unloader
>Tfw only "special" thing I did is help AP crew catch four eye'd fatass that was stealing yugioh cards cause i looked a regular customer with jeans on
>>695954051
Shit son, time to hide
>>695954058
>>695954058
Ah gotcha
I want pancakes
>>695953741
Oh shit uh I mean uh drugs what drugs?? You dont gotta go
>>695954051
Lewdsailormoon haha and yeah SF and MVC sometimes I am in Puzzle Bobble
>>695954058
Im alright just feeling the effects of the lazy day haha
I'll leave the thread alone now
Claimed
>>695954515
goodnight beautiful.
>>695953741
but what if she kills ya? or cuts your dick off or somethin?
>>695954058
>too long a process
if ya slow bout it lol, and you stayed up for too long last night, so to remedy it your staying up all night tonight? solid plan
>>695954307
>>695954309
>sexy waifus
>>695954051
I'll show you some meat ;^)
Depends on how well you can predict things, and if RNGesus is on your side. So... pretty low.
Dio-sama...
>>695954282
though to be fair, it is stupid to leave a dog alone in a car in summer heat
And considered animal abuse in some places
>>695954326
somebody stole a pin out of a pokemon card pack, not the cards just the pin
the cards were trashed because reasons
pretty sure the store manager made a kid shit himself when he tried to steal pokemon cards too
>>695954627
Forgot to reply to Smugs
>>695952725
That is an absolutely INSANE range. If you manage to hit something at 42 km away, they deserve every bit of damage they take.
>mfw I manage to get quints AGAIN
Claimed
>>695954765
So... where'd you get the milk from?
>>695953846
pls no gas ;-;
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>>695953852
not usual?
>>695955025
Holstaur
>>695954458
Ah hell, I couldnt leave you~ <3
>>695954615
IF that were the case, I'll stab her from behind and impale myself, we'll bleed together as one
>>695954765
This fatass we caught has tried stealing before in the past, AP shouted his name at groceries (we were hiding behind clothing aisle), he looked around very nervously and put up his tiny ass hood that isnt even covering his fat face
It was fun
>>695953558
That was very disapointing and boring.
Great picture though.
>>695954051
With a young business man and young Manny pacquiao. Hell yeah
Like pic related kind of kid?
>>695954309
Kek into nothing but rachet people
>>695954515
Goodnight gorgeous
>shinoa
>WOW EFFECTS
>>695954734
Noice
>>695954765
that's true, its not the best thing to do, the fault is primarily with the guy, especially when he was like "i still need to shop so watch after my dog" like wtf? just take the dog home bruh
>>695955187
But what if she teleports behind you?
>>695954326
should i get a vape too, kinda like the amount of steam that comes out of them
>>695954458
yeah me2 lol
>>695954615
it's too long 'cos i'm lazy lol
could try it later lol
>>695954617
blake a cute
>>695954458
Did you send the request? I didn't get it.
>>695954058
Watching some stuff on YouTube.
>>695955179
Oh. Well then.
>I want some
>>695955345
>But what if she teleports behind you?
I'm sure it he wouldn't take it too hard, after all it was nothing personnel
Rory-sama claimed
H-Here eye go!
Birthday Girl Nico claimed. How are we all?
>>695955364
i vape unironically
my friends tease the fuck outta me lmao
>cute
thanks fampai
>>695955364
>could try it later
i mean, you have all night right?
>that gif
my interest is peaked
>>695955513
>he wouldn't take it too hard
im sure he would take it very hard, cus hes a kid
>>695955552
Booooo
>>695955552
>>695955552
Nice script
>>695955345
*It was a hologram*
>>695955364
Most people I know that vapes, are trying to quit smoking. Slightly better than smoking cigs and cigars but still unhealthy
>>695955513
Goddamnit Dio, chuckling like an idiot here
>>695954617
Everyone knows Weiss loves Ruby
>>695955187
He should've worn his trench coat, he could've pulled it off
>>695955247
don't care
>>695955345
He didn't leave it with us, he just left it in his car again
we just ended up with it again
Raimu is number 1 waifu
>>695955689
You'll get the next time...
>>695955552
>>695955890
Shit, nice vore mayn, got more o' dose?
>>695955187
Aw thank you it feels better with you around <3
>>695955364
Haha awesome what games do ya play??
>>695955388
Yeah just give me like 1 minute haha
>>695955582
happy birbday! and im doin pretty good, how are you?
>>695955774
so she was fucking a hologram? sweeet
>>695955777
nice trips, and that makes more sense, but still lol
>>695955777
>checked
i ship weiss and blake. not as much as blake and yang tho
>>695955552
>20 people posting at the exact same second
Dangit /b/
>>695955777
He needs katana!
>Wiess loves Ruby
>Heavenly trips
WITNISSED
>>695955964
Only a hologram if Im attacked
>>695955582
Happy birthday sweetie
>I'm hungry
>>695954326
>No one can hide from my sight
Now what do we do?
>>695954458
Heh, nice name. I'll be sure to drop by those sometimes then.
>>695954627
Sorry, I'm a Vegan ::^)
Well it's not like it's Darkest Dungeon RNG. May be more lenient. The predicting, you're on your own for that.
>>695955269
Your friend looks like him? He must get all the ladies.
Man I chose the wrong time to chew on gum. Haha, yeah like that. Fucking hate it when they do that, only game on there is LLSIF anyway.
>>695955582
Oh yeah, it was her birthday today. Pretty swell so far and it can only get better now. How about you?
>>695955808
Anon, have you shed away your nobike status yet?
>Makoto
>>695953913
Noticed
Sorry im reading porn
>>695955777
>checked
Nice trips of denial.
>>695956371
Ayy bby, u wan a carrot stick? ;^)
Eh, sometimes even with VERY good prediction, RNG just says fuck you, and half your shots go to one side, while the other half, the other. Like, aim was on fucking point, but lolno.
>>695955552
BAKA BAKA
>>695956031
Only thing i ship is africans
But RWBY is basically about four lesbian schoolgirls
Weiss is Ruby's Tsundere
>>695956200
IT'S FOLDED ONE THOUSAND TIMES
>>695956568
>Denial
>De nial
>Da nile
>Egypt
>Dio is in Egypt
nice one
>>695956678
YOU WANT A SPUDR
>>695955979
Haha thank you so much n_n
I wish i could say I was better but honestly for today at least it seems nothing is going right..
>>695956220
Thank you, love. I appreciate it.
>Go eat then silly
>>695956371
Mmhm. And I agree! I'm glad you've had a good one, But unfortunately I can't say the same for myself. I predicted this morning i'd have a bad day and I was on point. Nothing's been going my way at all..
>>695956371
N-NANI?!?
>>695956777
HOLY SHIT Heaven trips again!
>>695956777
>FUCKING CHECKED AGAIN WHAT THE FUUUUUCK?!?!?!?
>>695956777
MADE IN HEAVEN
>>695955777
>>695956777
damn i should start trying to steal waifus
>>695956200
Wait what??
>
>>695956371
Haha thanks! And yeah that would be fun!
lucy-elfen lied
>>695956777
okay but on serious note:
weiss is the definition of a tsun.
i dont like her character but i like her in fanart
>>695957123
>lucy
she is a cute. nice claim
>>695956949
>>695956964
I swear i'm not cheating
>>695957011
I am you're god now, Dio
>>695957159
Cops stop by like twice a week where I work
>>695956911
Oh? well push your stool in and tell me about it, what happened?
>>695956911
I don't have food ;-;
>I guess I can cook 42 eggs again
>>695955777
>>695956777
Hot diggity damn
>pls no
>>695957159
>tfw no job
>>695956862
Shoo~
>>695955777
>>695956777
Fucking witnessed.
>>695957159
It's like smugs is trying ask something, but what could it be...
>In terms of weird shit at work, I don't even know. The birb trying to get in? The crazy homeless people yelling at cops? The dude getting cock blocked out of a BJ? Where would i even begin?!
QOTT : whats the weirdest thing that you've seen at work before?
Saturday morning, in drive thru grill. Cop ordered pic. Dont know why. Then around noon, a black ghetto lady ordered her burger "well done like extra well done". To see were her words. Looked at more experience coworker amd said to make it burnt like she wanted it. Couldnt take pictures pebcause lunch rush
>shinoa
http://www.mangabb.co/manga/rosario-to-vampire
>>695957286
It's k
>>695957364
I've re did it
>>695955046
Normal.
>>695957376
>Mfw you did this again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvJsG4F2Img
Maybe i'll try to steal spiderman
or perhaps Dio
I'd say Dio will be my steal attempt for tonight
>>695957559
Please steal me, steal me and punish me! <3
>>695957376
I once chased a possum around work with a broom. It didnt want to leave and came out of the bin it had been sleeping in.
>>695957364
Bikes yo.
>Rory-sama
Claimed, good morning fellas!
Anybody i spoke to here right now, like Asuka or the Anonons?
Iowa claimed
What's up my fellow kids
Enough with the trip 7s!
ENOUGH!
>>695956371
He plans on going big like him. He doest but he still do
It's like I know when you're chewing gum. Yeah same here about the game thing
Little shits
>>695956558
Oh
>>695955582
Doing fine nico! Got plans for tomorrow lol. How are ya?
>>695957663
Ok
I'll steal Dio for sure
>>695957376
My friend worked fast food, found a rat and yelled that he'd put it in the chili
>>695956777
>>695955777
What the FUCK.
>>695956678
Baby carrots just aren't the same :^)
Reminds me of a character from Overwatch. Precision bullshit and hitbox troubles. RNG is the worst of all though.
>>695956911
Sounds brutal. Any specific reason why you had the premonition? Just try to enjoy the night I guess, one of those days.
>>695956949
>JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE
There's no escaping it!
>>695957118
Certainly. Up to anything?
>>695957376
>Work
Why must you remind me.
>>695957118
Oi fuk I mislinked
>>695957159
>>695957376
Restocking in target, finishing up the last of my shift, a fat pale nerd comes to me asking for some journal, see the EXACT same one he shows me sitting in the shelf, I ask "isnt that it..?" and he gives me a pout replying with a no
??????
I'm thinking to myself what the fuck is the difference
>>695957271
Uh huh..
>>695957775
BAAAAAAAAAAKA
>>695957759
>best ship
whats good famatsu
>>695955388
oh nice. what's your plan for the rest of the day
>>695955619
>i vape unironically
liked when u said it like that lol
my friends would tease the shit out of me too lol
>thanks fampai
np sweetie
>>695955663
yup, but the clock is already 6am lol
yeah stella gets my interest peaked too.
>>695955774
well, if you want puff something. vape and shisha are the best for that am i right.
>>695955964
csgo and a big bunch of other stuff. for example league sometimes and bf4. did you save the pic my sis drew?
>>695957376
a brony, was sitting next to me.
>>695957775
fag scripter
>>695957861
Oh YEAH?
JOTODA *deflects*
>>695957697
Sleep well? Asuka and Nonon are not here.
>i try to talk to you but i'm really bad at conversations
>>695955582
Happy birthday.
Alphonse Elric
The fuck is there not to like about him?
>>695957955
Nothing. I'm a pretty boring guy, maybe some osu! and Overwatch.
>>695957871
I still remember rolling the sext sevens with Skeletor
best get so far
>>695958063
He's not the iron giant
>Kurumi
>>695957271
I said those following trips where made in heaven, not that you were made in heaven, as always Kurumi gets it all wrong again folks.
>>695957559
Now that's a dirty tactic, you know I can't fight back since there's no one better than Dio so there's no one I can steal!
>>695957955
yeye
>>695957934
Nothing really. Had a fine day. Just listening to music and on thread. How about you?
>>695957558
I blame auto correct..
>>695957697
Not sure dude. Sorry
>>695957759
Yo
>>695957851
Ewwwww
>>695957861
I'M SORRY
>>695957955
Gonna need to know a bit more homie
>>695958134
Dio and maki get
>>695957993
I slept fine, what have you been up to?
Claiming Yuuki, Pokemon Go is hella fun. How's everyone?
>>695957861
Playing MVC hahaha
>>695957871
Its cool bby
>>695957955
Of course I saved it!
>>695957663
Hey where do you think you are going?
>>695957229
You act like being a tsun is a bad thing.
>>695957283
Well to start i've been having electroshock therapy on my back because of my scoliosis and i quote "She has 5 parts of her spine that are having a really hard time moving and that's what i assume is giving her so much pain. So we need to go about weeks to months of readjustment sessions and electroshock therapy." And after i had my first session yesterday i woke up and my back basically said "Nope" as i was standing up and i collapsed back on my bed because of how sore it was. My landlord ordered a new water heater to be replacing the old one that broke 4 days ago. So until about for an hour last night we didn't have water that whole time. My roommate wakes me up and she says "The brand new water heater broke and flooded everything. The landlord might have to fix a pipe under it so no more water for god knows how long" so that was great. After that my plans for the weekend got canceled because my friend ditched me to go hang out with her boyfriend. She could do that any day since he lives 5 minutes away from her but this concert that I PAID FOR HER TICKET TO GO TO isn't going to be here past the weekend. I tried to play a few games to get my mind off of it and they were unfun and went terrible, my disk drive is giving me issues and nothing i download seems to want to work, my router is giving me issues as well despite being 3 days old. sigh. There's more but i think you get the point...
>>695957286
Uh oh >~< and woah what 42 eggs?? have you done that before??
>>695957814
I'm glad to hear you're doing well.. But eh read above haha
>>695957861
It was T_T and the premonition started just from the sheer terrible start of my morning.. But I'm sure being here will make it easier to enjoy the rest of my day.. i hope..
>>695957993
Thank you, love!
>>695958214
literally the same as youre doing. nothing else
>>695958133
But he's better because he practices alchemy muh nigga
Claim Panne
All you filthy fucks better put your dicks back in your pants because I've got a hecking awesome bun bun waifu you can all go to heck with your Rikka and yuno fuck them my wifi is special yours isn't.
Suck that trebek
>>695958351
>implying i dont like tsun
i like yandere and deredere more, but im not opposed to it. i just think her character and personality is trash
>>695957861
It's a good thing mine's full grown then :^)
It slightly makes sense for this game, but it's still annoying as shit.
>>695957675
>Not painting it pink
>Not becoming an anime
>>695958237
Damn knife eared piece of shit.
>I should get ready for work
>Cleaned my visor, no more massive blur!
>>695957955
I dont know what puffing is, I take long draws into my lungs
>Heavens, dat body
>>695958133
I saw the caps, fucker probably used scrips too
>>695958176
Heavens, dat body
>>695958307
YUUUUUKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!
>>695958331
Any plans for tomorrow?
cunts
>>695957376
>cleaning the store before opening time
>two women knock on the doors
>say theres a crazy man threatening them on the street and if they can come in
>i look behind them
>big black man screaming on the curb
>"ill fucking kill you bitches" and "don't ignore me" he screams in his coon lingo
>i don't have the keys, tell them ill get them from the lady who just got in who has them
>lady is at computer signing in, literally 1 and a half minutes until opening
>tell her the situation, expecting her to either give me the keys or do it herself
>this bitch looks the girls dead in the eye from across the store and says "sorry, not time to open yet, theyll have to wait"
>tell her theres a legit crazy black threatening them as we speak
>she looks at the clock right as it turns over to opening, "no we can open"
dude ended up walking away when we let them in but i was dumbfounded by this bitches lack of a fuck to give
>>695958262
A little bit of osu!, YouTube and music. Now I remember why I suck at conversations, I'm a horribly boring person.
>>695958532
YUUUUUNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
WUZ GUD MAH NIGGA?!
>>695958134
there's better than Dio
like people who weren't killed by a seventeen year old
>>695958237
To be fair, it'd have actual meat in it then
>>695958373
but is he
Superman?
>dio gyet
>>695958670
wow nice background removal faggot
>>695958649
Overwatch and destiny, taking a little break from runescape, you??
>>695958532
ye my boy drew that for me on skype. hes pretty good. the stuff he draws on paper is much better imo but he chill
>>695958637
nice whats the hardest difficulty you go on osu?
>>695958761
>implying i did it
>>695958307
Pretty sleepy. Your self and what team?
>>695958351
>
I really wish you could get well and better soon
>>695958468
Oh
>do it
>yay! How's the shine?
>>695958670
EWWWWWWWWWW
>>695958356
Eh it's a slow day and slow night. Hoping for something that can bring it up somehow.
>>695958237
ayo bb what's up
>>695958904
>not getting quality pictures of you're waifu
>>695958637
I wouldn't say boring, have you played any Kirby like Nightmare in Dreamland? that's what i've been doing.
>>695958532
you realize that i was the one who posted that Skeletor, no?
>Kurumi
>>695958784
I just got home from roaming around the city with some friends playing PKGO. Hatched a few eggs, gained almost two levels, watched my friend have a come apart because he didn't catch a 2000 CP Snorlax...good times
>>695958937
Kinda tired, just opened a Surge and some Skittles so we'll see.
>Team Valor represent.
>>695957955
sheeitt 6am? where you at boi?
>that gif
double peaked
>>695958351
Jesus, sounds like suicide is your only option haha, but for real, that sucks man, but hey, sometimes you get days that are just jam packed full of shit so that you can clear em all in one hurdle i feel. Things will only get better from here :)
>>695958819
Thats some dope shit nigga
>>695959066
Aha do you DO have a script
>>695959104
>2000CP
Jesus H christ and my highest I found is 159.. where the fuck?
>>695959264
no
I'll prove it with this post
>>695958670
It was a pretty well developped man for a seventeen year old.
>>695958968
ye same, im on skype but we aint playing anything. boring, hot night
>>695959264
lmao thats dope shit tbh fam its lit smash dat mufukin like button its real nigga hours who up
>>695957759
Not a whole lot, some music going. You?
>>695957814
Shiet good luck to him. Takes a lot to do all of that.
Half way through the container too. Yep, but they're your cousins so can't just kick em out, sadly.
>>695957970
>Ryū ga waga teki wo kurau!
Deflect this.
>>695958237
Good thing I'm applying for the festival then, might make for a funny story.
>>695958331
Can't say I didn't see that one coming heh.
>>695958351
Never a good sign, mornings are supposed to be blissful. Hoping it will too. That whole paragraph is vicious.
>>695958468
Cut or uncut :^)
Is wind and all of that other technical stuff taken into account?
>>695959264
UGA campus! He's level 22, and I think the higher your level, the higher the Pokemon's CP will be. On of the Valor gyms on campus has three 2000 CP Dragonites guarding it lol
>>695958104
Well that's more than me today still lol.
>>695958237
well, he had placed mlp porn pics in the changing room.
>>695958307
Yuuukiiiii how many did you catch~
also i'm fine wbu
>>695958331
good! she really was happy when i told her she should draw more.
>>695958532
it's like little fast draws
>Yuno's body
>>695959150
I'm in spain atm lol.
back to finland by tuesday.
>>695959379
and to think, Konota is older than Jotaro
>>695958898
I'm pretty new to osu!, but I can do three stars and a very limited amount of four star maps. I'm getting a tablet sometime soon.
>>695959057
No, I've never been too big into Kirby. I like the character just never really played the games. You much into music? I've been trying to listen too more music as of recent.
>>695959506
roll :o
>>695959422
Always hot out here so I feel you.
>>695959447
Same just listening to music and thinking of something to do.
>>695959622
yeah i was thinking of getting one 2 but they are out last i checked and thats ok i suck as well
>>695959356
OOOOO You turned it off, you sure showed me
>>695959422
I feel like everyone got that "smash dat like button" from Jontron's video with h3h3
>>695959447
Lemme just step to the left for a few steps.. ooo didnt even touch me
>>695959485
Good lord in heaven..
>>695959504
Gotcha
>
>>695959684
not as hot as iowa
>>695959817
lmao which one senpai
![Kirino [287].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MSCIwVp.jpg "Kirino [287].jpg")
>>695959104
>2000cp
HOW my highest was a 164 pidgeotto
Nsver had surge. But skittles is something I didn't eat in years
>team Valor
My nigga
>>695958968
Nothing much really. Just chilling in bed. Can't wait for tomorrow
>>695959447
Same here. But I'm not going to be the guy that's like "oh hey man remember me?" That's like being the nigga who asks for hugs
Especially since they're kids :^(
Godspeed man. I wanna hear it
>>695959504
Oh God
>shinoa
>>695959817
I guess i'll just have to silence you then
for unrelated reasons
>>695959622
I have a wide range of taste when it comes to music, right now i'm listening to Zero Two's theme from Kirby.
>>695959504
I got a few good ones tonight, got a bunch of Eevee and a Rhyhorn
>>695959817
Yeah, it's pretty ridiculous. He spends a lot of time taking gyms and playing the game in general
