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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!
I'M FAST AS FUCK, BOI!
iowa claim!
>>695808139
Sorry for disappointing ya bud.
>>695808336
They don't? I thought they would! and Lemme see what you get.
>>695808548
How long did it normally take and how'd ya find out? If I find out if my city does one and pays good I'll probably take it up
still here. 7am. should i smoke a vanilla cigar?
Nico Nico Nii Claimed.
>>695807425
Something told me that was the case haha
>>695807861
>Oh no whoever will i find that can hold right click as rheinhardt and press q as reaper.
>>695808307
Oh? Maki?? No! Have I been getting played with this whole time? Have my sights on the wrong target??
>>695808336
Don't you hmmph me mister!
>>695808548
Haha hey i play a great Zarya too! I'm not just a pocket mercy holding left click i promise! and awesome! I'll add you whenever you want n_n
Honestly i don't know whats wrong with the servers.. but it took me 45 minutes to find a last game and i just quit.
still here
Claimu
>>695806023
Long time no speak. Hows Eric?
Rory-sama claimed
Claimed.
>>695808891
good, keep it that way
>>695808931
finally someone claims best ship. iowa is the fucking BEST. i have hentai figures of her kek
blake claimed. kitty cream here
>>695808871
better than tinder, plenty of real anime sluts of your city on https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/forchangirlz.html
Claiming Miria, whatsup brothas?
>>695809058
Wew.
>>695807562
That sounds fun. I haven't played a horror game in awhile.
Please erp with me mizore!
>>695809010
Eric is doing quite well. All my babies are.
ITT Fags
I will grant you one wish
>>695808989
I did more than just use my shield! Nigga caught those hammers. and walls too...
>>695809051
haha glad to hear someone here has some taste about them! And wew lad
>>695808336
a real Hank Hill with a gun
>>695808548
fun, watching anything specific or just watching random stuff?
>cutest waifu claimed
>>695809138
You started it.
Don't puss out on me now.
Slightly dizzy, about to head for work. This'll be an interesting ride.
>>695808578
>>695809051
Have you ever hurt yourself doing it?
>>695808965
I say go for it! whats the worst that can happen?
>>695808989
its always the ones you least suspect! i suggest a background check and a lie detector just to be safe
BURR BURR
>>695809462
Tsk.
>>695809157
It's an old Kirby game. and it doesn't even have that bloody eyeball thing called Zero Two.
>>695809654
Tsk tsk.
>>695809255
Good to hear. Working on any canvas lately?
>>695809362
honestly iowa is top 3 best waifus ever for me. no imperfections.
>wew lad
i post a lot in hot glue threads. i have 2 iowa figures so far.
>>695809553
actually, no. the closest is when the fucking belt buckle pinched the skin on my neck and made me bleed because most of my body weight was on it
>>695802482
(Iowa)
So, what music do you generally listen to?
>>695809655
NICE. I have one kirby game. He's like made out of yarn or something in it.
>>695808058
I like guro.
>>695809791
Yes, and another sculpture.
>>695809772
I see how it is.
Here's my final weapon of mass destruction.
>>695808871
Nice! Lurker.
>>695808247
I've tried that a few times, it's pretty good.
>Used a belt.
I honestly need help to get it real good.
>>695808336
He won't send them, I'm trying though.
>Ahem
Whaaaaaaat? It's true, I'm a pervert.
>>695807511
Weakness? Pfffft.
>It's my aggression~
>>695809058
Also nice
>>695809005
Had a guy that must have been into ball busting, he wanted me to rp as a girl kicking her brother in the balls while making fun of him.
>Didn't understand the fetish at the time.
>>695808998
Night friendo
>>695808989
Yeah
>You'll get more, don't worry~
>>695809158
>Nice
No.
>>695809547
Don't fall, have a nice night!
>>695809654
>>695809772
I might lurk for this tho...
>>695809794
Hot glue?
>Cummings on figures?
What's the appeal of that?
I should head to sleep now.
>>695810188
night
>>695809632
Better safe than sorry!
I'll put Maki to the test.. but I don't know what questions to ask..
>>695809362
Uh huh... I'm sure they did.
>>695810051
*Ass destruction.
>>695810188
I don't know how to feel about this.. but goodnight love.
>>695809996
Are the muses being kind? Answers will be a little slow, cleaning with caustic chemicals.
>>695810051
>Kyouko has a nice booty
And come on. We both know you can do better than that.
>>695810188
yeah its lit fam
>help
i could provide :^)
night bro
>>695808548
Ahah, I new you northerners would melt at 80, its comfy for us southerners
>>695808871
>
>>695810188
>admires wall of replys
It's Beautiful.......
>>695809632
hey. i remember that. death?
>>695809794
Who'd be the other one waifu on that list? She's a pretty good boat.
I'm surprised they even have figures of her.
>>695809916
Just mostly OSTs and orchestrated shit. I'll listen to any kind of electronic music though!
>>695810341
YOU SAW IT WITH YOUR OWN EYES!
better than tinder, plenty of horny cosplay sluts of your city on https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/forchangirlz.html
>>695810372
Never.
Dio-sama...
>>695809794
So how do you stay safe while doing it?
>>695810188
Nighty night Mizore.
>>695810341
I wanted to make that joke initially.
Atleast you made it for me.
>>695810419
Maybe.
>>695810507
Noice.
>>695809962
Epic Yarn? that was pretty fun, although it was rather easy, all of the others like Super Star Ultra are painfully difficult as you get further and the final bosses are either tragic or frighting. expect Nightmare from the game i brought up but i play it for the Meta Knightmare mode.
>>695810600
Somebody once told me za warudo was gonna roll me...
LIVING THE LIFE
>>695808931
Set up was about an hour or two. Getting stuff from storage and placing it around the park. When I stopped by a grocery I saw it on the bulletin board when you enter. Sweet, hope it's around 50 or more if ya do.
>>695808989
How? I don't even know how to charge the weapon. Kek, of course not. Lucio is where it's at for heals though. Sounds good. Yeah that's kinda messed, longest it ever was for me was like 2 minutes.
Here ya go
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198306487550/
>>695809369
Random stuff, kinda bouncing around.
>>695809547
Don't die.
>>695810507
Comfy? More like deadly.
>>695810274
Night.
>>695810341
Nighto.
>You'll like it~
>>695810051
>>695810419
I approve of this 1v1
>>695810464
I'm not saying no.
>Night
>>695810527
I try.
>Night
>>695810747
Nighto.
>>695810533
tough to rate
1. blake belladonna (rwby)
2. iowa (kancolle)
3. pyrrha nikos (rwby)
probably my scale
>figures
they arent easy to find. i use jlist.com and amiami.com for a majority of my figure shopping, but some characters simply dont have any on there like iowa. after some research i found 3, 2 of which i have
>>695810613
well i dont literally hang myself, as in i dont put my entire bodyweight on just the belt around my neck because i would die in minutes. i have a hook on my closet i use to hang shit off, and i just tie it on there, and go into a sitting position and go from there. if i feel myself about to pass out and im NOT at orgasm, i just push myself off the ground with my legs
>>695810793
Yeah, yeah I get it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnYsRVXV4_I
>>695810188
Goodnight if you're leaving.
>>695810780
I can't believe you tricked me into posting lewds.
Ok guys, im just about to hang myself and fap at the same time, lets hope nothing goes wrofgfggfdgbfbhghghitrbhguithguihrtguihrgthighiufas'kgt54r89itgoiewrio45gyufe9sdjuzijo-99GTJIFRGGJOI4OIUH-----
>>695810341
Exactly! and the question depends on you brotha, surely there is a something in your mind that is a deal breaker given the answer. Search within your heart!
>>695810531
You got it! so whatcha gonna do?
>>695811345
>I can't believe you tricked me into posting lewds.
Woah woah, I didn't do anything of the sort.
>>695811271
And this is how half the population of waifu dies in one night.
695811352
>>695810793
I didn't think kirby had difficult games. Maybe I'll try another one in the future. Epic Yarn is the only one I've played. It was fun, but my wii is broken, so I can't play it anymore
>>695808548
>tsunato
Lies
I'm getting stuff that sounds useful like the bandolier or imposed campsite
>>695808931
I'm just as surprised. They just take request, experienced drawers tell them what to work on and the get better. When I feel good about my art style. I will
>>695808989
Just did it honey. Watcha gonna do?~ :p
>>695809369
I bring the pro-pain. I tell you hwat
>>695811574
its all apart of my master plan :^)
>>695811196
Night, you frosty perv.
>>695810188
Ever thought of clever ways to get them?
>smug
>>695811538
>>695808871
>>695810533
You'll have to refresh my memory..
>>695810780
anytime love
>>695811030
Haha shields love. it's all about shields. And yeah i like Lucio too.
>Adding now
So whatcha up to? Night still going well??
>>695811457
Maybe i'm afraid of finding a deal breaker with Maki.
>>695811669
I will easily beat you up!
>>695811030
An hour or 2 isn't too bad for 50 dollars. Seems pretty easy too! I might check around at my community center if they got something there. I'm happy with any amount of money really.
>>695811271
something tells me you lie rwby. Glad Iowa could make it to the top of your list.
You seem to have high standards for waifus and figures for that matter.
>>695811669
They do just anything? Might get them to get me an Iowa if they are up to it. and trust me fam I'll send you some of mine.
better than tinder, plenty of real cosplay sluts of your city on https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/forchangirlz.html
>>695811196
Oh night icee!
>>695811196
Goodnight Mizore!
>stellar claim
>>695811271
do you usually feel like your going to pass out at orgasm?
>>695811030
Lol I do that when I really bored
>>695811669
better look out bobbeh, The pro-pain train is a comin
>>695811811
I just posted that pic.
You're the one that continued it and told me to not puss out on it.
Tsk.
>>695811811
You posted lewds of your own waifu on your own accord, faggot.
>>695811827
Now you're just messing with me!
>>695811837
>iowa
>neko
FUUUUUCKKKING REEEEEEEEE
the triggered my neko fetish, god damn you
>rwby
its my LIFE, rwby is the best
>high standards
i am very picky, yes. i choose them wisely, i dont get involved with utter trash
>>695811956
>senpai
>>695812016
the trick is you time it so you are about to pass out as you cum. feels fucking AMAZING if timed just right
>>695811655
The games with The True Arena is always a pain in the ass.
I recommend Super Star Ultra, Robobot, and Nightmare in Dreamland. in that order.
I love the Meta Knightmare modes, especially when you get to fight Galacta Knight though again. he's the bane of my life in the arena modes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R16ijfROQ_M
>>695810533
I listen to a little bit of all of those, but not the main things I listen too.
>vidya osts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HyWyMqp7ks
>>695811030
Mmm personally I go for 70ish for maximum comfy but hey everyones different
>>695812372
I'll put those on my list of games to play. Number one right now is Persona Q.
>>695812131
That may be the case, but I didn't use my Weapon of Mass Destruction as early as you.
>Therefore you're the lewdest.
>>695812152
>No picture
Oh boy.
>>695810554
I guess theres meaning to 'No gift comes without burdens'.
>>695812477
https://youtu.be/vXycRgnvp38
Nothing compares to this feeling.
>pic related
>Rory-sama
>>695812768
Picture jew
>>695812768
Lies.
Just lies.
>>695811956
89 cent megumeme
>>695812299
and if you actually pass out you die? :^)
>>695812299
>kouhai
Hey best faunus~
How are you doing?
>>695812791
>Goldstein
Every
fucking
time.
>>695812791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnC85I3wneg
>>695811827
Is that so?~
>
>>695811837
Yup anything. Seen weird ass requests. Go for it and I believe in you
>>695811956
Lil ship
>>695812107
But then!
>>695812876
>>695812768
You two gonna fuck now?
>>695811675
heheh
>claimed
It's a shame there isn't enough art of her
>>695813020
>>695812822
>No tripcode
Oh boy.
>>695812876
>Lies
Are they, though?
ARE THEY???
>>695812727
Well tell me when you get to Kirby or Xenoblade.
>>695812791
Is that a grill?
>>695812162
I tend to enjoy doing that~
>>695813015
You know it is! I might be small but i can hurt you.. i'll do it..
>>695813204
Tripcode jew
>>695811457
smoked it already. death feels good boi
>>695813137
Horrible hair, but everything else is ok I guess.
>>695812899
Maid person
>>695813015
Lil' smug
>>695812899
well suffocation kills brain cells quickly over the course of a few minutes, so if i were to, yeah i probably would lmao
>>695812928
im doing good senpai. heading to my friends house sunday which is dope, since i dont usually go out.
youuuu~?
>>695813065
lmao i was deadass thinking about that. yeah thats pretty much whats its like kek
>>695811827
So shooting the shield charges it? If so I've made many mistakes. He's the most useful to me.
>Accepted
Browsing the web for the most part, during night that's about all I do, with music of course. Absolutely, is yours?
>>695811837
I mean after that you can't just u[ and leave, unless yours may do something different. Yep, easy work, almost felt wrong getting that much heh. Nice, you have a point.
>>695811956
Boss, how goes?
>>695812107
Kek, it's a nice way to pass time.
>>695812523
70s isn't so bad. Doable but 60s is where it's at.
>>695811669
Truth.
Bandoleer, yes always need ammo. The campsite was useful too. Man it's been awhile.
>>695813495
>u[
Meant up.
>>695813020
I don't think so anon.
>>695813204
They are.
Filthy lies.
>>695813432
I was watching an anime at the same time as reading and the girl said senpai at the exact same time i read senpai from your comment. weird
>>695812299
I have another but can't seem to find it. Wanted to trigger you more.
Heh really sounds like you love it.
>>695812477
ya alot of vidya osts
>>695813015
Maybe sometime
>>695813266
you're a little shit ya know
>>695813495
I ain't a quitter anyways! I'll see my work through
>>695813353
Obligatory >What the fuck did you say about her hair?
>>695813648
>>695813204
just do it already
>>695813432
That's some amount of high risk for low reward tbh
>>695812932
I think I have a pic of the best grill I ever used on here.
>there it is
It never needed anything more than a scrapedown with vinegar water. Instant shine back on that thing. Never rusted. Never needed oil, except for eggs.
>>695813250
Thats my grill.
>>695812993
https://youtu.be/7RWI3-8N_-Y
Best game OST. Hands down. I bought that game twice.
>Rory-sama
>>695813495
Want to move to seattle but I doubt I'll handle snow
>>695813495
Awesome! If you ever wanna chat just be sure to ask if it's Tiff because my brother might be on instead every now and then :)
I'm just watching youtube and chatting with you. So basically i'm feeling great~
>>695813878
I know, it's why i'm so adorable though.
>>695813219
Hopefully soon. My birthday is in a couple of months, maybe one of my friends will get it for me.
After all, I buy them shit all the time.
>>695813883
Well i fucked that one up
>>695811827
if your scared then that just means it might be true, but hey, i got a plan
>post nudes to thread
>gauge everyone's level of interest
if makis level of interest arent up to your standard than you know!
![Kirino [193].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0kOV05c.jpg "Kirino [193].jpg")
>>695813883
Spaghett
>>695813698
that kind of shit happens to me a lot, reading a word just as you hear someone say it at random.
at least once a fucking day at this point.
>>695813648
are you the same dude i was talking to on telegram about the tribute? if so, send that pic again, i fucking deleted it like a retard. im doing it tomorrow
>>695813878
any girl is improved 100x as long as you put cat ears on her. iowa being a notable example
>love it
yeye, love that s h i t
>>695813913
>low reward
you havent done it then
>>695814110
a cute
>>695813015
I never really got into rdr. Me and a buddy fucked around and got the horses to glitch. thats my only experience with the game
>>695813495
not if you can't find anything to watch! I've tried nothing and I'm all out of ideas!
>>695813955
That's hot.
i have already sexed your precious waifus...
better than tinder, plenty of horny cosplay sluts of your city on https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/forchangirlz.html
>>695814078
Hahaha if Maki isn't interested in my nudes then there's no way we'll be able to work it's the perfect plan
Useless piece of trash claimed.
>>695814200
You know, when someone's bleeding out of their head, I do not think that hugging while being almost naked is the correct procedure.
>>695814435
yes
>>695813432
That sounds really awesome~
I'm doing not so great, had a tough firefighting practice and had to skip dinner to not miss it..
>>695813495
Tsunato~!
I'm not drunk so I'm doing bad :^)
What about you?
>>695813306
>No waifu
Oh boy!
>>695813648
It's the truth.
Or, it was, until you said it wasn't.
Maybe you're the one who's wrong about this.
Or, you were, until I said it was the other way around.
Anyway, you got contradicted, by me.
Who's the liar, then?
>>695813913
No tnx.
>>695814029
Hopefully they do something more than something cheap. though i would get Nightmare in Dreamland for an emulater since it's a GBA game.
>>695813266
>
>>695813353
Yo dio saw what I sent last night?
>>695813359
~~~
>>695813495
False
Is it on ps4?
>>695813878
Gotta let be like "can yall her please? I like her a lot in some pose"
>>695814624
Probably not. I do remember reading something about someone sending a link or something to me if I connected today.
>>695814665
cool
>>695814624
GOD DAMN I WANT TO FACE FUCK THAT SMUG CUNTS FACE!!
>>695814796
fuck off
>>695814593
I'm an honest liar.
>>695814593
I do to have a waifu!
>>695814569
my big strong man is out fighting fires while im on skype playing vidya~
have you eaten yet, then?
>>695814502
i have it because its L E W D
>>695814959
fine.
>>695814200
Is it really worth risking your life over?
>>695814593
why not?
you make a cute couple :^)
>>695814616
I hope so.
I brought those fuckers to six flags.
That shit is expensive.
I'll keep that in mind.
>>695815030
good
>>695815106
why
>>695815032
>you make a cute couple
this
>>695815146
what?
>>695815032
nothing in life ever means more to me than a nice ol' fap. the more risk, the more exciting~<3
>>695815227
why do you always say that
Oh boy. I love it when it rains before I have to leave and go home! I still have a half hour at work, but its pouring buckets.
>>695815291
Because its true.
>>695815405
no its not
ok
>>695815275
Roggvirs execution?
Fapped.
The Battle of Hammerfell?
FAPPED.
The night the Emperor got assassinated?
Fapped TWICE.
>>695815516
But it is.
Nothing you say will make me think otherwise.
>>695815019
Y-yours? Oh my~
Yeah, I had it 2 hours ago
>>695815078
Never been to that place but they should be really grateful.
>>695814872
Are you lying about being honest?
Lewd.
>>695814956
What happened to the quality of your pictures?
You used to be a shitposter with class.
>>695815032
?
>>695815019
Hopefully you don't find dead bodies to be lewd.
>>695813878
That's the spirit!
>>695813974
It'd be a sudden change for sure. Not sure what their average is, only know about the rain.
>>695813987
Gotcha, I'll remember that. That's great to hear~. Watch anything interesting?
>>695814078
>>695814428
But idols are supposed to be pure.
>>695814300
Kek. Good point. There's Youtubers, documentaries, never ending content but not all is great.
>>695814569
Sorry to hear that Boss :^)
Pretty swell, the rain has made the night comfy.
>>695814624
Validity.
Nope, never made a port. Would of been awesome.
>>695815701
Quality jew, I found that gif on deviant art.
>>695815701
Maybe.
Who knows.
>>695815701
What?
>>695815219
this
>>695815646
i dont even know you
i barely even talk anyway
>>695815593
the night ulfric stormcloak was killed by the dragonborn?
F A P P E D E N D L E S S L Y
>>695815663
~~<3
good, as long as senpai is full of food. cant love on an empty stomach
>>695815786
eh, im not opposed to necrophilia, just not something i seek out on my own. if i come across it ill take a look
>>695815856
That's why I want to go there, I love rain
This shit is SCARY
Would you let your waifu fuck you with a strap on?
>>695816136
the cancer crew
>>695813987
Yea yea you're right
>>695814200
Still trying to find the other one but can't. ughhh wanted to mess with ya.
>>695814624
ah man I gotta be specific about it? makes this more challenging.
>>695816179
I'm not gay but a waifu is a waifu.
>>695816245
>mess with me
the only thing that would be messed up is my underwear
btw you got telegram???
>>695815856
Haha just a playthrough of New Vegas. I never played it and it seems interesting! But not as interesting as you, of course~
>Idols are supposed to be pure
I am pure! It was just a praankkk
>>695814428
the perfect plan! so hop too it! :D
>>695815856
psh, after the pics you guys have posted? your regular saints haha
>>695816235
Terminal Cancer Crew to you.
better than tinder, plenty of horny cosplay girls of your city on https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/forchangirlz.html
>>695815856
I've been having soo many problems with youtube. pages take 15+ seconds to load, if I track on a video the entire video with error and I have to refresh. I have no issues with any other site ever....youtube has gone to trash recently
>>695815856
I still have plenty left :^)
That's nice to hear, still going trough the lazy days?
>>695816035
<3
>>695809331
I totally forgot you were here. Oh, I wish that Makoto, Miho, and (Deadman) Shiro stop being rude to Shino.
>>695815677
I hope they are.
It's really fun. We went on all of the rides, it was fucking rad.
![Kirino [295].png](https://i.imgur.com/mKDO8V9.png "Kirino [295].png")
>>695816552
Don't tell me what to call you.
>>695816235
wanna be burned you dimwit
>>695815926
Who knows?
Well, You. I think.
I'd assume you do, since you said you were honest.
But you're an honest liar as well, so you might be secretly honest with yourself.
Then, I wouldn't know if that was true since there's no way to enter your mind. And even if I did, there's no certain way to tell if you'd be lying to yourself or not.
So maybe I do?
>>695815923
Post lewd Mai.
>>695816003
Cucking people isn't right.
>>695814758
Here ya go.
http://www.systemrequirementslab.com/cyri
>>695814835
Oh
>>695815856
Fraud
Ps4 doesmt have previous gen game compatability?
>>695816245
Shouldn't be hard lol. I've seen a request for a loli being raped or something
>>695816009
Do you want me to stop then?
>>695816439
nah don't have telegram don't think I will. if you want you can hit me up on steam!
>>695816781
I thought you knew I was pretty hard at deciding that stuff haha
>>695816728
You're working your brain way too hard over this.
An honest liar is an honest liar, nothing more.
>>695816856
im just saying i dont even know who you are
i cant tell you what to do
do what you want, man
>>695815275
Just make sure you don't die
>>695816728
when did i ever cuck anyone? ;-;
>>695816694
I'm extremely jealous.
>>695816552
No thanks I respect my waifu.
>>695816906
yeah that works, hmu fam
http://steamcommunity.com/id/k111_7h3_n0153/
>>695817050
lmao ill try my best fampai
>>695816035
Mind your tongue. Or my tongue will wiggle waggle directly into your emperors ass.
>>695816689
Granted, they're rude to you instead.
>>695816781
FUCK SHE IS SO FUCKING SMUG IT'S CUTE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>695817191
I dishonor my famiry
>>695816728
>>695816702
Keep hating! Looks good on you
>>695817285
make them reply
