Celebs you've fucked IRL. I'll start - Deborah from
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Celebs you've fucked IRL. I'll start - Deborah from Everybody Loves Raymond. Twice.
OP's statement has the ring of truth
>>695712626
>be me
>jennifer lawrence come to house
>'anon my car broken an i need fuck'
>fuck jennifer lawrence in couch
>nock at door
>omg it jennifer aniston
>'anon my privat jet crack an i need fuck'
>'sory jenifer aniston i am fuck jenifre lawrnens'
>jenifer lawrence come to door
>'we can 3some''
>jen and jen naked ass lik 69
>i cum on hur face
>winning.csi
I banged the chick from Deadwood, the one that played Calamity Jane.
Dusty cooch was tighter than bark on a tree. Was cash af
>>695712626
Pictures or it never happened
>>695712626
I call bullshit. Deets or it didn't happen.
>>695712626
That bitch is so uber Catholic and religious she wouldn't do that
I call BS
>>695713139
yeah ive got the pictures on a usb drive here
keep the thread bumped while i go get it
>>695713139
>>695713181
>i will sit here for the next 45 minutes demanding proof that you are not a troll
>to show how i will not be trolled
Taryn southern. Kinda famous
pmuB
Bumping for interest
>>695712626
My ex girlfriend's brother once dated Alanis Morissette. So that makes me pretty much banging Taylor Swift, right?
>>695712731
>>695713471
All of Ottawa banged Alanis. She was well known to be kind of promiscuous.
I came in lady gaga. no proof at all tho.
Bump
>>695712626
yeah sounds like bs she wouldn't do that you dumb nigger
>>695713239
inb4 OP is photoshopping Deborah's face onto some random chick being fucked
>>695712626
I banged that chick from the speed movie. also tons of swimsuit models. And katie perry.
They like all came to my door and wanted to fuck.
>>695712731
Beautiful anon
>>695712626
goddamn, does she have a fat ass?
>>695712731
>my privat jet crack an i need fuck
>>695713220
>>Celebs you've fucked IRL. I'll start - Deborah from Everybody Loves Raymond. Twice.
>That bitch is so uber Catholic and religious she wouldn't do that
It's her husband browsing /b/
I made sex to Hayden Panetierre on high school two and half times. My mom catch us making sex so I make sex on her too.
>>695715194
Ray Romano doesn't have the swag.
>>695715237
>autism: the post
>>695715395
yes anon, that was the joke
>>695715616
Haha.
>>695715395
Kek
bumpin for interest because i really wanna see the fuck pics of ray romanos wife
A friend of mine dated a real well known local actress from my country. No big deal, really.
>>695717038
>a real well known local actress
who?
I didn't fuck her, but I got a handjob from Taeler Hendrix once. Shit was cash
Posted this before, but molly Ringwald. Not in the height of her career....I wouldn't of had a chance then, but when she was more or less irrelevant.
ITT: people act as if it's a big deal to fuck a celeb. They come by my door all the time needing fucks.
>>695717725
How'd you manage that?
>>695716200
kek
Fucked Faye Regan at the moonlight bunny ranch. Was pretty fucking amazing actually. Was a bachelor party gift from my brother.
>>695718801
cash
>>695718149
>wouldn't of
May I recommend suicide?
>>695712626
Story please
>>695719735
>be me
>be bored
>go to /b/
>lie
>waste their time
>>695720101
I said story didn't I?
The blind assumption that only one type of person is on here is autism; I know a dude who fucked Christina Richie and he wasn't even close to anything, fucker could easily come on here and tell the story. (She was in our circle of friends, simple as that)
Content determines probability and likely hood.
And don't quote the headline of the board to me fagget
>>695712626
If porn stars count, I've fucked Jenni Lee and Bailey Jay
>>695720587
>be anon
>get buitthurt
Your story
>>695720590
>Jenni Lee
faggot
>>695720731
Just sayin...
>>695720842
Really? xvideos.com profiles/jenni-lee
Most people make that accusation because of Bailey. Doesn't make me regret sucking her cock to completion though.
Jenni was just perfect, she's my idea of a 10.
>>695720842
>faggot
Cause fucking Bailey Jay would have been totally hetro.?
>>695721220
damagecontrol.jpg
>>695721265
>Doesn't make me regret sucking her cock to completion though.
my mistake, you seem completely straight.
>>695721492
Kek
Did you even read my comment, where was the rage? Smh
Autism is strong - and you seem mad
Have some Cuthburt butthole to calm you down anon
>>695721821
>NO U!!!
pic related
I banged a local news anchor. She lived next to me when I was in high school. She was in her early fifties but still in good shape and man did she like to fuck. No pics, she was obsessed about it getting out and ruining her career.
>>695723214
How did you two meet and start to fuck?
>>695721737
Kek
>>695719468
You know she has warts right?
>>695723864
Most people do
>>695723864
Wrapped up and I've been tested since. No worries. Plus I've had my hpv vaccinations.
>>695716200
LOL
Must have been cold
> be me
> drinking at local pub
> 10/10 qt shows up and starts talking about the TV series she is shooting
> Ask her about her career etc she is friendly
> eventually we go back to my room
> 10/10 sex holy shit she was the one
>>695713613
story?
>>695723560
She was my neighbor. Normal neighbor relationship, hi Mrs. J------, you mail got delivered to us by mistake Mrs. J-----, my wiffle ball is in your yard Mrs. J-----, kind of stuff for years. Between my junior and senior year of high school I was by our pool, she was on her deck, she came over and started talking to me, then started flirting, got invited over and banging. Went on regular til I went to college and then when I would come home we would go at it. She wasn't real kinky or anything but she was awesome!
>its summer 2001
>im in LA shooting some MTV the grind reunion bullshit
>some gorgeous black haired beauty keeps chatting me up, finding excuses to follow me around
>ask about her life she mentions she plays Xena
>never heard of the show but w.e
>end up fucking in my hotel room like 2 wild animals
>still never watched a full episode
>>695724717
>Be me
>meet in mexico
>hot sex
>doesnt want a relationship
>yet she likes me
>I call her name
>but she tells me not to
>>695713322
Double dubs must be true. Lucky you
>>695724869
how was her body? Xena rock a bush?
Did not fuck but second base with Jennifer Garner and first base with Rebecca Romijn.
>>695712731
top kek
>>695725285
define second, you see those titties?
>>695720590
How/Where did you find Jenni Lee ? In a brothel ?
>>695715237
Group X? Welcome to 4chan
>>695725285
Cool Breeze?
JonBenet Ramsey. Too bad she was a screamer.
>>695725630
Nope. But felt them on my chest. Ahhh..
One hand on hip other playing with her ear/neck. Meanwhile pressing my body against her.
>>695712859
How's banging a dude
>>695713239
OP will be there in 30 minutes
>>695726249
kek
Charlie Sheen. I think I gave him the HIV.
>>695726359
Holy shit, thats so 90s retro style. Makes me tink of the old /b/
>>695726393
and thats with jen?
I did an 8 ball with Kate Moss before I hit that.
>>695726393
Slow dancing isn't second base you fucking idiot. Well then what's first base, holding hands?
Everyone is retarded I can't even get a semi
>>695712626
fuck you cunt
>>695719468
You posted this before and you got me looking for her, but she doesn't show up on the bunny ranch site. Maybe she's not there anymore?
I literally don't believe a single post in this fucking thread.
>>695727184
It's with Rebecca not Jennifer.
I guess if it involves tongue it's first base.
But with Jennifer it was breasts but I hate that cock blocker. Got only one and a half boob.
>>695727887
did you see jens tits? if so how were they?
>>695713471
>My ex girlfriend's brother once dated Alanis Morissette
was he the one she wrote that song about- you outta know.
I hooked up with Winona Ryder after her career crashed and she was stealing shit. She was cool and pretty fun to hang out with actually.
>>695728139
how'd she look naked? what was she like in bed?
>>695727609
>he doesn't live in Los Angeles
>>695727580
May have been a temporary thing. It's been a couple years
>>695728114
Its all heaven..my dick was diamond.. You don't want to stop but You should see her smiling with that dimple in close up..fuck she is hot.
>>695728253
She was pretty average to be honest. But she's pretty funny in a quirky kind of way and that made her mare interesting and attractive. Body wise she was in good shape and had curves where she should.
I think lots of people think celebrities are somehow how different, but at the end of it they are people with problems, personality quirks, and body issues.
>>695728840
you see anything other than her tits? greentext this shit bro
I banged Jennifer Morrison back in HS
>>695728915
bush?
I spent the night with Chris Evert in the late 70's at Hilton Head Island, Sea Pines resort. Nice body, receptive, but not adventurous. Would not suck dick.
On a semi regular basis for 7-8 years. Whenever she's come into town.
>>695729293
story please, dont spare any details
>>695729402
Not really, landing strip mostly. Had an amazing rack though.
Our conversations were the better part of it all. Don't get me wrong, the sex was good - but she was just as interesting outside of the sack.
>>695729731
She was much nerdier back then (still really cute and a nice body). We dated for a few months. I lost my V card to her. Only had sex 4 times. Was pretty solid, not the best sex of my life, but that had more to do with my inexperience at the time.
>>695730201
what was her body like?
>>695712626
>be me in 2011
>Exodus concert in Stuttgart
>drunk as shitfucking fuckerfuck
>first row headbanging and whatnot
>singing along every song they play of their first album
>first album "Bonded by Blood" is best
>fuck the rest
>suddenly "Metal Command" starts playing
>Rob fucking Dukes (Leadsinger of Exodus at that time you fucking plebs) looks me straight in the eye, then points onto stage
>get those two audience-cunts on my left and right to throw me in direction of the stage
>Rob fucking Dukes helps me up onto stage
>hugs me like a father as we sing METAL COMMAND together
>I came
>Brofists me as I leave the stage shivering
So yeah, that's my story. No direct physical intercourse but as close as I get, besides, my story is TRUUUUEEEE YOU FUCKING VIRGINFAGGOTS
>>695730421
Skinny, small tits, nice little ass. Pussy shaved clean, nice little hamburger bun
>>695730609
oral? was she vocal in bed?
>>695731097
She gave a decent bj, although she wouldn't let me cum in her mouth. She wasn't very vocal during sex, but she did moan alot. Sorry for the lack of details, but it was almost 20 years ago
>>695717112
A real well known local actress from his country
>itt
>>695731889
thats what she is, not who she is. fag.
>>695731721
no worries! you've given plenty!! It's nice knowing she's got one of those real nice pussies
>>695731721
shalpe of her pussylips and size of clit?
>>695732308
shape*
>>695712731
>my privat jet crack an i need fuck
hay....but then again who hasn't fucked her....she is cock hungry
>inb4 angry fanboys
>>695732346
i said 'hamburger bun' pussy, so not much going on there with the lips. Clit was average/smaller? I dont know. I mean, you don't really notice a clit unless its grossly oversized.
>>695732669
Fuck you faggot!
>angry fanboy
I fucked the sister of a guy who knows the producer of Happy Days.
Shit was cash.
No, wait, I paid cash.
Whatever
I met that Kalindra chick on a random cam site and we hit it off, saw a couple movies together.
Even got a couple blowjobs during some of them, took me weeks till she finally invited me over to her place.
But when she did.. oh boy! that's one freaky chick, she'd only let me fuck her ass. something about not wanting to get pregnant or shit.
Didn't care, fucked that ass and groped her tits through her shirt (she wont show them, says they're not nice) (they felt nice though)
Quite the kisser too, thinking of asking her to go steady.
Never fucked bit Gary Busey once threw a barstool at me
All I did was ask him if he still rides
>>695732939
>Kalindra
Well you definitely wouldn't want to get her pregnant, good thinking.
Met her at a party and smoked a spliff. Went over to her place and i fucked her bareback.
>>695732939
Heard she's on the pill. Go for the front hole next time.
>>695725030
Is that you Alejandro?
>>695732939
So fake.
>>695733158
lol, i feel like anyone could fuck her if you gave her a 20. Also from her wiki:
>Reece has a daughter (born 2006) and a son (born 2009), who are both mixed race.[17] A Brooklyn rapper named Magneto Dayo claimed Reece lied to him, telling him he was the father of one of her children; Reece denies the accusation.
>>695732939
What a loser you are
>>695732939
One of my good buddies lived with Rousey for just over a year. It was him and 'the four horsewomen.' He was sleeping with Ronda the entire time.
He said she was a crazy fuck, and constantly needed reassurances about her skills and abilities (fighting, not fucking).
They only broke up when Ronda's mother (Dr. Ann Maria) pushed hard for it. (My buddy was basically jobless & had no real skills, so it's to be expected).
Still, he got to fuck an SI swimsuit cover model and actress/fighter/whatever for over a year. Better than winning lotto if you ask me.
>>695733922
he give any details about her bod? how was she in bed?
>>695732669
BRING BACK COUNTRY TAYLOR
>>695734037
Just said she was a wild fuck. Not sure what that meant. I'm assuming ass play, stuff like that. I'm sure she was pretty dominant but that's just me guessing.
Okay. Since we're all bullshitting right here, I'll come out and say that I fucked this little bitch while she was passed out in a pile of her own puke.
>>695726765
Underrated post.
>>695734428
based on her personality, im sure she loved it
>fokked this 2013, very nice long bootypipe
>>695734037
I work in mixed martial arts, so I can tell you first-hand, Ronda is a full blown nutjob. She fucked Cody McKenzie for a year. CODY. MCKENZIE.
Here's a picture.
Ronda's dad committed suicide when she was just a kid. She has issues from it. So, if you ever see Ronda out and about (without Travis of course...) you probably have a decent chance of fucking her. If she'll fuck McKenzie, she'll fuck you.
My boy knew that, and he fucked a superstar for months.
>>695734572
She didn't like it too much when she woke up and I was jack hammering her ass with a beer bottle, though.
>>695734873
how the fuck did no one hack her iphone
>>695712859
I finger banged Molly Parker from Deadwood/House of Cards in the back hallway of a dirty old bar in Toronto, late 90s.
>be me, hanging out at Sneeky Dees having beers and see hot freckled redhead drinking with a bunch of friends at near by table. Recognize her from an indie movie called Kissed where she fucks a corpse
> get chatting with her and her pals, turns out they've finished up filming for some Canadian TV show, location is in Kensington Market nearby, it's her crew and some other actors
>we hit it off, share some natchos, she's into me, making her laugh
>I go to the bathroom and come out, she's in the hallway, waiting for me
>we start making out, she's fucking fit, my hands are all over that body
>pop the top button on her pants and slide my hand down, halway is dark enough that folks going by don't see or don't care
>finger into that beautiful wet pussy, diddle her and suck tongue.
>didn't fuck, but I don't care, I had Molly Parker pussy juice all over my hand. Aces
she was young, but looks the same today.
>>695735008
Because I accidentally stepped on it.
>>695733040
Topkek
When I was little, she used to babysit me and before I went to bed, she'd molest my genitals mercilessly.
>>695729618
LIES
>>695712626
Even if this is true, which I doubt very much it is, but even if it is, the real question is -- why?! Bitch is rank.
>>695735345
this is pretty much the only one I believe
Hooked up with data when I was in high school, I was a senior she was a freshman. Nothing too crazy, just a typical hook-up at a party
Fucked her in the woods once.
>>695736742
O Rly?
>>695736903
oh yeah?
>>695737387
Yeah. I took the pics posted here.
>>695728137
Kek
>>695730558
kek
>>695736903
When was that? Before or after mental breakdown and fats?
>>695737616
Original print from rolling stone had pubes that were later air brushed out. I know because owned it
>>695737753
Before obviously. Way before. In fact, this pic I posted here was taken outside my house.
>>695712626
Not sure if you guys consider porn stars to be celebs, but I managed to fuck Remy LaCroix once.
Best fuck of my life.
I heard she was in town through a friend of mine, who happens to work in the porn industry.
Me and Remy managed to smoke heroin a couple of times and on our third encounter we fucked.
Just as good as the porn.
Fuck, I'm diamond just from remembering that.
>>695738190
I don't think that these pics of her were for a RS photoshoot, though.
>>695738355
legit dubs
tell us more about that fuck, anon
>>695719424
buckle up, buckaroos
>>695736219
Shut your filthy whore mouth!
ITT: lies
>>695736903
Are you a ladybug, perchance?
>>695738402
Correction it was this pic this had the pubes, clear landing strip - I had a film loop at the time (90s) then airbrushed out later, pre fappening shit like that was gold
>>695712626
>>695724847
>my wiffle ball is in your yard Mrs. J-----
Why did I lol so much?
>>695729618
Dolly is a saint you lying bastard.
>>695738355
so... Remy's not the kind who fucks on the first date?
seems legit, man
>>695738806
doubtful, but if someone can find the origional I'd be happy to see it
>>695736537
My Winona Ryder one is true as well.
>>695738355
did you do anal?
>>695738355
story?
>>695738806
I'm actually surprised that those pre airbrushed pics haven't surfaced at one point or another in time.
>>695739067
What part of us smoking heroin you didn't get, anon?
>>695736742
>Hooked up with data when I was in high school
>>695739115
yeah, I can buy it. Seems legit
![9227-4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NQnk9qS.jpg "9227-4[1].jpg")
Not sure if she is (or was) a "celeb", but I slept with Stacey Williams a few times. ca. 1995
>>695737753
she's a fucking rek now. pic related
>>695739229
Sorry? I didn't get it.
>>695739134
I'm not into it, believe it or not.
But she sucked me good, and I gave her some nice clit and vaginal orgasms.
Rough fucking.
Finished it with a facial.
It was nice
>>695712626
Pics or it didn't happen.
Also green text the story.
>>695739742
lol that's a funny shoop
>>695738806
I thought she shaved though.
>>695712626
i fuck jordyn jones if that counts
>>695740095
She probably didn't then....
>>695739673
did she sport a bush?
>>695712731
One full Internet earned
>>695740284
No. Manicured. Landing strip.
Shaved wasn't in yet.
>>695740095
I've read stories about people seeing her naked backstage, saying she's sported a landing. Funny thing about pussies is that they aren't always bald
>>695721821
>smh
Faggot
>>695712626
>ITT
Fucked taytay on a pile of jew bodies.
>>695730423
fayget
>>695739781
>I'm not into it, believe it or not.
isn't she ?
>>695718149
>Molly Ringwald
Jelly even now, in spite of your poor grammar.
>>695724394
>looks familiar
>Ofelia
Goddamn, son.
>>695741392
I don't know.
She didn't ask for it nor did I.
If I were to guess, I'd say she sets it aside for porn.
We didn't talk that much about porn, she's actually a very interesting person: cute, and a geek into games, cinema etc.
A girl next door who does porn, would be my best description of her.
You guys just won't believe how dirty she is in bed.
yep.
>>695742054
and heroin. girl next door that does porn and heroin
>>695742178
would you say she has a criminal mind? but in all seriousness, story?
>>695716200
kek
>>695742505
Don't judge people like that, anon.
I'm a functional member of society who used to smoke heroin (never injected it so I didn't get hooked, nor did Remy)
I'd say she's probably the most interesting girl I've ever met.
Don't be prejudiced like that.
>>695739657
I sense you're skeptical
>>695742615
She does have a "criminal mind", as a matter of fact. Half the stuff we'd end up doing is considered illegal in all 52 states in the USA and in the ten provinces and two territories in Canada. And I think it's best if I leave it at that.
>/b/, where anyone can make any outrageous claim and people will believe it
>>695742874
i think you fell in love with her anon?
must suck falling in love with a porn star
>>695713220
I told OP that last time he posted this. he doesnt fucking care
>>695717725
didnt you read OP's post? newfag, gtfo with your weak handjob story
>>695742615
You're a fucking faggot
>>695743626
Spot on, bro.
A guy who manages to be her fuck buddy is a lucky bastard.
He'll break his heart sometime, though.
>>695739114
I own it somewhere, and I saw the reprint it was really fucking obvious - like bam landing strip.
>>695739236
They have, I saw it on one click chicks years back
>>695733397
id fuck her but i wouldnt read her wiki
>>695720587
Mah dream girl anon
>>695744026
you're a massive liar faggot
This one thread has more fake stories and lies than all of /x combined
>>695744657
I may be a faggot for falling in love with Remy, not a liar though
Last year I fucked Emma Watson in the ass and a tiny bit of poo fell out and she started crying.
>>695744830
this is true. Besides your post, I think I believe maybe two others
>>695712731
You magnificent bastard
>>695742874
>smoked heroin
>didnt get hooked
You realize you dont have to shoot to become dependent right? If you smoke every day for a month you WILL withdraw. Fuckin dumbass faggot
>be me
>sit in cinema alone on my bd
>suddenly chick starts talking to me
>we hit it off
>go back to my place for sum luvin
turns out i banged Patricia Arquette.
>>695712626
I fucked a cast member of HIMYM, except it wasn't the tv show, and it was just OP's mom.
>>695745504
Did you pick it up and eat it?
>>695732807
i lel'd
>>695746262
bazinga!
>>695745964
>every day for a month
>Making assumptions like that
>Calling others "dumbass faggots"
I'm not guilty if you are the one who had to withdraw heroin because you can't manage your desires, anon
le!
>>695746433
agreed. Ive smoked heroin every weekend for the past couple of months now, and Im not addicted.
>>695732669
I ass fucked her so much her ass went flat.
1961, banged Betty White in her anus. She came all over my couch and whispered "oh dear". Still remember it like it was yesterday.
>>695747141
thatmakesmemoisty.jpeg
>>695712626
I fucked him about 25 years ago.
It...it wasn't as glamorous as you would expect. He was much bigger in person, then.
>>695747141
when i read "oh dear" i read it in Betty's voice and laughed so hard i scared my dog and almost pissed myself. I hope this is true
>>695712626
I sucked Lou Reed's cock.
He was waaaay more into men than women during the 70's
>>695747777
quads make this post true. worst get ever, though
>>695747777
only one i believe
>>695747777
disappointing gay quad 7 get
I fucked Eliza (can't say her real name here), a NPD sufferer robot from r9k.
Worst (and weirdest) fuck ever.
How do you like my handiwork, guys?
>>695712731
>>695747141
kek'd
>>695747141
Post of the day.
I would make a bs story about fucking her so imma just be real
>on set on harry potter 1
>small white girl comes up
>I want a bbc in my ass harry
>my names not harry its jamal
>idk lets go
>pooped her cherry
>realized shes only 10
>danschneider.jpg
>you cant tell anyone bout this
>why not
>because the wage gap
love me some daniel radcliffe pussy
Didnt fuck, but i used to fingerbang Robin Quivers when she was younger
>>695750011
kek
>>695750106
Daddy, is that you?
I was her first.
