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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but

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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!
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The Patton Space Heater is a lovely lightweight heater that produces a great deal of heat. There are two knobs on the front. One is a thermostat and the other has modes of one and two. Mode one makes it hot. Mode two makes it fire-hot! I usually turn it on a just keep the thermostat all the way over to the end. If you leave it on any lesser settings, the space heater will turn on and off intermittently. This may help you to not get too hot but I do not like it. I prefer constant heat until I decide to turn it off.

I have never tested the automatic shut-off if tipped over.

The front of it does get super hot. No one in my household has burned themselves; however. We have used it in the bathroom and it really heats up a small room. It is a quick and hot space heater!
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The Patton Space Heater is a lovely lightweight heater that produces a great deal of heat. There are two knobs on the front. One is a thermostat and the other has modes of one and two. Mode one makes it hot. Mode two makes it fire-hot! I usually turn it on a just keep the thermostat all the way over to the end. If you leave it on any lesser settings, the space heater will turn on and off intermittently. This may help you to not get too hot but I do not like it. I prefer constant heat until I decide to turn it off.

I have never tested the automatic shut-off if tipped over.

The front of it does get super hot. No one in my household has burned themselves; however. We have used it in the bathroom and it really heats up a small room. It is a quick and hot space heater!
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don't trust anyone here, 50% of people are pedophiles, I would stay way until you're at least 18
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the POD must be about 43 years old now. how depressing
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Reddit leave
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>>695430032
Bait eating, faggot
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>>695430032
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Anyone else not understand John Cena?

Like, come come all he has to do is wave his hand infront of his face, and then people cant see him? Surely if this were the case he wouldn't appear on camera and the WWE would have a nightmare filming him. If I were Vince and a wrestler came up to me and said he wanted to join up but he would do all the fighting whilst invisible I'd tell him to fuck off because its probably just some chode excuse to slack off the job.
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vfc
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>>695430646
I'll roll it.
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>>695430882
Spooky. Fuckin /x/ellent.
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>>695430646
Risky roll
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>>695430646
Rollllllllllllllllll
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Roll
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>>695430646
Rolllllllllllllllllllll
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>>695431388
Say hi to Chad for me!
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>>695429086
fuck its back
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>>695430646
Roll e
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>>695430646
Rawl
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>>695430646
geg
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>>695429419
Wow! Thanks man, I was quite enthralled and intrigued by the quality of the heater, I am working with a Williams gas powered heater which keeps my apartment toasty, however the efficiency is lower than preferred, what's the efficiency percentage on the heater you speak of?
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>>695430646
Rawll
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>>695430646
Fuck it
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>>695430646
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>>695429086
Opee?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=06XFt0s1JR8
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>>695430646
ROLLING
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>>695430646
Roll
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>>695430646
Rawl
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>>695430646
lets go
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I don't even know.
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>>695431960
Re-roll fuck that
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The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding
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>>695430646
rawlin
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>>695432089
shit, reroll
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I was happy today, this post made me feel bad to be human. Thanks again /b/
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>>695430646
Roll
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>>695430646
Roll
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>>695430646
taking that risk
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>>695432097
What the fuck is that?
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>>695430646
O...ok. Here we go
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>>695432310
fugg
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>>695430646
ROLLLLLL
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>>695430646

Rolling for that good shit
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>>695429086
Wow I haven't seen that hairstyle since insanity wolf on le olde memebase.

Dated as fuck pasta/10
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>>695430646
Trap. Seriously. Fucking hell. Rerolling for christsake.
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>>695429086
Rawr_xD
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>>695432198

rilax dude
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>>695430646
ROLLY POLLY
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>>695432421

>tfw str8 tho
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>>695429086
This pasta is stale
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>>695430646
Reroll
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>>695432443

fuck it roll
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>>695430646
JK Rawlin nigga
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Roll....sorry I meant Troll
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>>695432443
roll
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>>695430646
rolling
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>>695432443
rolll
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>>695432741
The Apter Mags used to maintain kayfabe when a babyface was over in The Fed, but when Vinne Mac started selling heel heat after the screwjob, the only way to get over was to work stiff on a jobber with a strong-style puroresu workrate. i'd hate to draw a shoot on a beat down blind tag with a blown spot botch that broadwayed some cheap heat to a double turn. but that goes without saying. to forgo the chicken wing and just shoot the bantam in a rest hold for sake of a bump would sell a vince over the top to heel a very mark one more time than to dusty the whole damn thing... it's just not good for business. and that's not smark on the curb step out of nowhere.

know what i mean?
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>>695432443
Role
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>>695430646
raw;
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>>695430646
and another one
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>>695430646
Roll
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>>695429086
Low key though, I'd wreck her.
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>>695430646
roll
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>>695430646
roller
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>>695432443
rollin rollin
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>>695430646

▲ ▲
roll
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roll
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NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGERRNIGGERNIGGERNIGGNIERNIGGER
NIGGER
REGGIN
NIGGER
I E
G G
G G
E I
REGGIN
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>>695430646
Roller
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rollin nignoggs
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>>695430616
>>695430563
>trolls trolling trolls… trolling trolls
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>>695430646
TOMBOY is the best you could get, those punches are nothing when you learn to block them.
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>>695433447
>▲
>▲ ▲

hahahahah, fuckin newfag can't triforce


▲ ▲
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>>695430646
Rollarino
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>>695430646
rollinnnggg
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>>695430646
Tomboy get.
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>>695430646
dlap
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>>695430646
Roll. I hope I get nothing weird :(
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Kill yourself faggot
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>>695430646
Roll
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>>695430646
another roll
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>>695433946
Fuck it, I'm milifag so this works for me.
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>>695434008
Fuck. I got the drunk whore
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>>695430646
rojl
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>>695430646
derail
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>>695430646
Rall
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>>695430646
rawlin
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>>695433688
Everyone check out the fag who has only been here for 5 minutes
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>>695430646
errraawl
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>>695430646
might as well
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>>695434348
Tl;dr: kill yourself
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>>695432443
roll
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>>695430646
Roll
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>>695429086
what year is it?
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shes probably 26 now, got a real job, 2 kids with mexican guy who beats her, wondering what happened

just wants to be S C E N E
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>>695430646
Rolling
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>>695433735
Nia
>hood as fuck
>you feel in danger all the time

fucking hilarious
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>>695430032
Bait munching faggot
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>>695430646
Roll
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>>695430646
Roll
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>>695430646
hmm
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>>695429086
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>>695434941
.No
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>>695430646
Rolereooo
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>>695430646
Rolllll
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>>695430646
ROLLL
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>>695429086
so i herd you lieks mudkips
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>>695430646
Roll
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Femanon here. When i was 12, my parents went to a church reunion in Oregon for 4 days and left me home alone. They thought it was an oppurtunity for me to act more "mature." I had a dog (half rottweiler,half siberian husky) named rosco who was getting a reputation for humping random things aruond my house. My parents liked him outside but i let him inside cause i was home alone and was gonna do whatever the hell i wanted. i take a shower and walk back to my room naked cause i felt like it. I COMPLETELY forget he's in the house and he rushes up to me, tackles me, and starts humping away like crazy.
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>>695432443
Roll
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>>695435857
Ok?
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>>695430646
Rolling
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>>695430646
kk
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If I were to torture all the neckbeards on this thread, I think I'd do the same thing to each of them. I'd get a very, very lengthy towel, GHB, ropes and zipties. I'd bind you to hot pipes with the ropes and zipties and let you sit there for a bit until you developed long rows of first degree burns against your back and arms. The pain wouldn't be that terrible, but the burns would dehydrate you, making the GHB very effective once I forced it down your throat. Once you fell into an unshakable sleep, I would drench the towel in water from end-to-end and feed it down your throat and into your stomach. It would take a very, very long time; so you would almost certainly wake up midway through the process. A panic unlike any other would set in as you wondered what exactly it is that I'm doing. I would keep feeding the towel into your digestive track until only a handful of it was poking out of your mouth, and a large clump of it was filling your stomach. I would leave you in the room by yourself for about five hours, allowing your stomach lining to bind with the wet and indigestible fibers of the towel. I would come back and tug on the bit that was sticking out of your mouth, and if it gave a lot of resistance, I would pull with all of my strength until the towel was completely removed from your body. It would carry your stomach lining out with it through your mouth, and you would see the whole thing happen. I would then watch as your body digested the remaining membrane layers of your stomach, resulting in an extremely long and horrifying death coupled with pain that nobody could possibly imagine. Yeah, that sounds good.
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>>695430646
R-r-rollin
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>>695432198
>am I reading
>what the fuck
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new fags detected.

Incase you're not sure what I mean,
YES I have been here longer than you, therefor I am better than you
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>>695430646
Sure
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>>695430646
roolll
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Femanon here. Well done guys, well done.

You managed to destroy this poor girl's self-esteem for no reason whatsoever. She posted tits, she posted vagoo and she got fucking DEHUMANIZED for your sick viewing pleasure. She is not even fat, and having hair on your pussy is natural and normal. Your warped view of the world has turned you all into disgusting pigs.

Do you realize that you've probably left her with permanent mental scarring, and extreme body image issues? That's just so fucked up, NO-ONE deserves that. She was one of us, and you destroyed her humanity and womanhood for no reason whatsoever. That's so twisted I can't describe how sick it makes me feel.

I think this will be my last day on /b/, you people are just fucking sick in the head.
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>>695430032
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>>695432097
Lost
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>>695430646
Ravioli ravioli give me a good rollie
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>>695430646
roll for yandere
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>>695430646
roll
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Oldest pasta
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>>695430646
Not again
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>>695430646
interesting
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the existence of an empirical parameter, the temperature, as a property of a system such that systems in thermal equilibrium with each other have the same temperature. The law as stated here is compatible with the use of a particular physical body, for example a mass of gas, to match temperatures of other bodies, but does not justify regarding temperature as a quantity that can be measured on a scale of real numbers.

Though this version of the law is one of the more commonly stated, it is only one of a diversity of statements that are labeled as "the zeroth law" by competent writers. Some statements go further so as to supply the important physical fact that temperature is one-dimensional, that one can conceptually arrange bodies in real number sequence from colder to hotter.[9][10][11] Perhaps there exists no unique "best possible statement" of the "zeroth law", because there is in the literature a range of formulations of the principles of thermodynamics, each of which call for their respectively appropriate versions of the law.

Although these concepts of temperature and of thermal equilibrium are fundamental to thermodynamics and were clearly stated in the nineteenth century, the desire to explicitly number the above law was not widely felt until Fowler and Guggenheim did so in the 1930s, long after the first, second, and third law were already widely understood and recognized. Hence it was numbered the zeroth law. The importance of the law as a foundation to the earlier laws is that it allows the definition of temperature in a non-circular way without reference to entropy, its conjugate variable. Such a temperature definition is said to be 'empirical'.
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Nwuruauuoowmooai vaaooraua haooaua wauaoa ruoaovaay. Ghauouau nauanaiaau ruua muouuaouwaauo ruaaaa voaiarrwoaaoo ruaraaua vaaahauuoaaia rouoohaoaa: vuuaaroooah rauouoaroaaam raoaauu rrooouohaoaoaa mooaawuoau houuourruauouao, (hoioooruuaouo raaaaaaa maoau haouonauuuv wuauuanioo huauuhuoaa vuuawauoou). Hruoaaruuuua hoou wuoayu nauaom moaaoahuua ruaauuroaa.

Rwoaa wauaoa: haaowaouao wiuaahoiao
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>>695430646
So much rolling
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>>695432443
Why not
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If I can pontificate a bit, for your edification. One of the rules of the Internet is: "there are no girls on the Internet." This rule does not mean what you think it means. In real life, people like you merely for being a girl. They want to fuck you, so they pay attention to you and they pretend what you have to say is interesting, whether or not you are genuinely interesting, or that you are smart of clever, whether or not you are actually smart or clever. On the Internet, there is no chance to fuck you; this means the advantage of being a "girl" does not exist. You don't get a bonus to conversation just because someone wants to put their cock in you.

When you make a post like "hurr durr, I'm a gurl," you are begging for attention. The only reason to post it is because you want your girl-advantage back, because you are too vapid or too stupid to do or say anything interesting without it. You are forgetting the rule "there are no girls on the Internet." The one way around this rule, the one way you can get your "girlness" back on the Internet, is to post your tits. This is, and should be, degrading for you, an admission that the only interesting thing about you is your naked body.

In short: TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT
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>>695429086
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>>695430646
Roll
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>>695430646
Hell yes m9
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>>695430646
roll pls yandere
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>>695430646
roll
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>>695438710
implying that the 7 year old pasta was actually a gril and not a troll. so easily fooled you are
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>>695439048
reroll
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>>695430646
roll
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>>695439247
re-reroll
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>>695439361
just gimme what i fucking waaaaaaantttt
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>>695439556
im rerolling till i get fucking yandere
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We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just want to tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

(Ooh give you up)
(Ooh give you up)
(Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up)
(Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up)

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just want to tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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>>695439745
fuck you
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>>695432443
rolly
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>>695439745
fuck you man
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>>695439806
You are the worst kind of person
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>>695439855
cmon give me yandere finally
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>>695438792
>TL;DR
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Every nig nog is an ape
Their favorite drank is grape
Their dick looks like a log of shit
They’ll ice a nigga for a hit
They violence can’t be pacified
Their species can’t be classified
They score so lowly on IQ
Even a gorilla can score 82
If white folk hadn’t enslaved their shit
The asians would have dealt with it
And made those monkeys into stew
Too gross for even Fu Manchu
Two theories explain the origin of the negro
Evolution says they de-volved from chimps in the congo
And religion says God sculpted them out of poo
Which is why they smell so fucking bad
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dear ALL THE FAGGOTS concerned about this poor BAIT girl's self esteem
have fun sucking ur own 1 cm peters to her pictures *fucking fags*
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agin
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>>695440243
fuck this im done ill get yandere ffs
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>>695430646
Rollin'
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>>695440031
r u sure :3
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>>695429086
Thanks for reminding me how long its been.
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>>695429086
what a bonerkill that hair would be in bed
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>>695430646
ROLL
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>>695430646
ROLLERINO
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>>695430032
>50%
Keep under estimating
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>>695429086
old pasta
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>>695429086
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>>695430646
rollllllllll boy
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>>695432443

>46 - 50
>76 - 80

either and I'll be happy.
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>>695430646
Rolling
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>>695441077

Yoshiko
Mental age of 5
Will sex

WINRAR
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>>695430646
Queen Rose
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>>695430646
Roll
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>>695430646
Rolling for The Queen of /b/
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>>695441595
I will roll till I get her, reroll
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oh shit, guys i accidentally my whole girlfriend. what the fuck do i do now?

i'm so screwed
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>>695441595
>>695441766
Re-reroll for the true queen
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Hai katy! im david but you can call me Fr0s7b1t3 6uLb4s4uR! im 19 but i think we could be friends (most people in my age hate me lol) bcus im random 2 nd hardcore!!!!! i like botdf they saved my lyfe!!! you shud hang out w/ me nd my boyfriend (im also bi) nd do random stuff

Blegh!!
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>>695441595
>>695441766
>>695441876
Roll, roll, roll the quads
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>>695441969
PETA!!!
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>>695430646
Rolling
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>>695442049
>>695441595
>>695441766
>>695441876
>>695442049
Quads get inbound
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>>695442172
Quadarino get for the real queen
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>>695430646
Rolling much leel
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>>695432443
Roll
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>>695430646
roll.
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>>695442285
Fuck it, the real queen of /b/ will stay pure forever
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>>695442391
youre a fuckin failure
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Tits or gtfo Wannabe boxxy
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Don't fuck with sporks.

>you could cut your insides
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>>695430646
roll
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IN BRAUNAU IN AUSTRIA BORN AND RAISED
IN VIENNA WAS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS
CHILLIN OUT, MAXING, RELAXING ALL COOL
AND THINKING OF WAYS TO ANNIHILATE THE JEWS

WHEN A COUPLE OF KIKES WHO WERE UP TO NO GOOD
STARTED RAISING LOANS IN MY NEIGHBOURHOOD
I SET UP ONE LITTLE CAMP AND THE RUSSIANS GOT SCARED
THEY SAID ‘IF YOU INVADE POLAND CAN WE AT LEAST SHARE?’

I WHISTLED FOR MY CAR AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR
THE LICENSE PLATE SAID "FUHRER" AND EVA BRAUN WAS IN THE REAR
IN GERMANY FUCKING YOUR OWN COUSIN WAS A SIN
BUT I THOUGHT "NAH FORGET IT," YO HOME TO BERLIN!

I CAUGHT MILLIONS OF JEWS, ABOUT 8 OR
9 AND I YELLED TO HYMIES "YO HOLMES, SMELL YA LATER"
I SHIPPED EM TO CAMPS, WHEN THEY WERE FINALLY THERE,
I TOOK EM ALL OUT, WITH SOME GAS IN THE AIR.
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>>695430646
help
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>>695430646
Roll
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>>695436655
Read right to left on it
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>>695430646
Please give me the Christmas cake gf
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>>695430646
rad
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>>695432443
Rolling for this one
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>>695443190
Reroll, not for Chad cucking but just in general. If Chad cucks again I will unironically kill myself
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>>695436408
holy fuck... copypasta... but holy damn fuck..........
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>>695437207
kys
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>>695430646
pls dubs
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Привет, пидоры.

Меня зовут Джон и я всех вас ненавижу. Вы жирные, тупые уроды без личной жизни, которые весь день смотрят дебильные картинки. Вы - зло этого мира. Признайтесь, вы хоть один раз трахнулись? Наверное смешно смеяться над людьми из-за своей неуверенности, но вы просто мастера в этом деле. Это гораздо хуже чем дрочить на фотки с Контакта.

Не стесняйтесь, покажите мне на что вы способны. Я просто идеален. Я был капитаном школьной сборной по футболу, а теперь я ведущий в команде по баскетболу. А каким спортом вы занимаетесь кроме дрочки на голых рисованных японцев? Еще я получаю одни пятерки и имею классную подружку (она только что отсосала у меня; Это было ПРОСТО ОХУИТЕЛЬНО). Вы самые настоящие пидорасы, которым следует убить себя. Спасибо за внимание.

Пикрилэйтед: это я и моя телка
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>>695444006
god damnit fucking alcoholic
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>>695430646

ROLLIN ON A PRAYER
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maybe you guys can help settle something for me. how do you pronounce kayfabe?

i've always pronounced it "kayfabe". but, all my friends say it's pronounced "silly ass made up shit that wouldn't hold the attention of a 5 year old".

to cloud matters further, i went to the wiki and they said it was pronounced "several greased up men in their underwear poncing about on a stained mat performing homo-erotic foreplay before retiring to the shower room for a bit of bouncy bouncy".

and what is it with BiggiE rassling again? i thought Tupac killed him 20 years ago.

so confusing....
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>>695429086
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>>695430646
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>>695430646
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>>695430646
roll
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>>695435857
hey girl, femanon here! you have no idea how awesome it is to have small boobs!! you can wear those cute little bralettes, and you dont have back issues. youre not going to have suuuper saggy tits when you grow older, and you can sleep comfy on your tummy. optimism is key. it took me along time to learn to love my chest *b cup* but i finally accepted it and the guys ive slept with have never complained, they just suck away! remember, youre not going to please everyone in this world. youre always gonna meet some people who judge you, be it your boobs or whatever. If you want a boob job and it will genuinely make you feel more confident, go ahead! just make sure youre doing it for YOU!!
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>>695430646
rolling for chad
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>>695430646
gimme sumthin good
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>>695430646
Spooky rill
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>>695430646
Rollin'
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>>695430646
Roll>>695430646
Rick Rollin
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>>695430646
Rollingoooo
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rollin rollin rollin
keep them doggies rollin
even if their stolen
RAWHIDE!!!
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>>695430646
roll nig
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>>695430646
fuck it man
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>>695445236
i'll take Paige out of that roll. i don't want a background girl
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>>695432443
rollin time
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>>695430646
roll 11
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>>695430646
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rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrollllllllllling
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>>695445441
>large collection of firearms

hell, i'll take her off you hands just for the guns
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>>695432443
roll for girl
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>>695430646
fuck it.
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>>695430646
fuking hell mate
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>>695430646
71 to 75
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>>695430646
rolling
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>>695430646
Rollin Rolli into the Pusey Ollie
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>>695430646
Roll out
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>>695430646
fucking roll that shit
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>>695430646
yandere
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rol
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>>695430646
Rollin
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>>695430646
Let's do it
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>>695430646
rolololololololol
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>>695430646
rawls
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>>695430646
i want 6
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Roll
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>>695430646
Rooooose
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>>695430646
got to roll that
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>>695430646
rollem
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>>695430646
roller
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>>695430646
Im rollin, rollin, rollin
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>>695430646
Roll
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>>695430646
rol
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>>695430646
rol 2
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>>695430646
OK
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>>695430646
Rawlings
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>>695430646
Again
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>>695430646
rerolling for katya
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>>695430646
hue
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>>695430646
rawll.
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>>695447049
Alright. Wasn't planning on reproducing anyway.
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>>695430646
Rollio potato
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>>695430646
man
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roll
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>>695432443
rolingoligngfndsjnfdsijngitredshtrs
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>>695430646
Kool
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TITS OT GTFO NEWFAG WHORE ANONYMOUS HAS SPOKEN ALSO IF YOU ARE USING 4chan TO STOICAL NETWORK YOU NEED TO GTFO YOU DO NOT BELONG HERE FAGGOT THIS SITE IS NOT FOR NORMIES.
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>>695430646
RoLL
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>>695430646
ROLL FER DAT YANDERE
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>>695430646
Roll
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>>695430646
roll
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>>695430646
Rollerino
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>>695430646
I dont care if there not a trap its good
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>>695430646
Rollin
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>>695430646
roll
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>>695437207
Pasta
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>>695430646
Here (You) go
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>>695448140
Background.Just like me
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>>695430646
Rollerskates
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>>695430646
Playing
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>>695448333
Fuck yes
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>>695430646
Gibs
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(●^o^●)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWohTefBXss
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>>695430646
roll
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>>695430646
Rollin..
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>>695429086

If youre going to post this pasta, change the invader zim to something underage b& can relate to like adventure time or something
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>>695430646
Rolling...
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>>695430646
Fuck me. Rolling
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>>695436655
damn, thought the weebs would digitally castrate this dumb fuck.
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>>695448734

FUCK YOU
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>>695448737
Lol no, rerolling
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>>695448891
Fuck my life
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>>695432443
>>695430646
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>>695430646
troll
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>>695430646
ROOL
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>>695432443
rahl
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>>695430646
Rolleng
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>>695432443
Roll.
>>695448988
Wow, anon, rough.
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>>695430646
Oh shiet
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>>695430032
How does the bait taste newfag?
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Man this sht is so wrong in so many motherfuking levels yo…I was talking to one of my white friends and he sent me 3 videos with the name only labeled “Boku” I said to this dude, What’s this sht? He just giggled and said “Just watch them and MAKE SURE NOBODY IS AROUND YOU WHEN WATCHING IT!” Then I thought it was some weird porno or some strange sht but as I watched the first video, I was like “Yo…..what the fuk..” THEN IT CONTINUED and I was like “Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo…….” THEN THEY GOT IN THE MOTHERfukING CAR AND THEN I SAID “YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!” I couldn’t fuking believe what I just saw, It was like Satan gave me his porno collection, sht was so disturbing..YET I COULDN’T STOP WATCHING IT, THEN VIDEO TWO AND IT WAS TWO OF THEM…..THOSE NIGGAS…YOOOOOOO…….THOSE NIGGAS….AND THAT GIRL SAW THEM THEN SHE…YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO… THEN THAT NIGGA TOOK THAT DOG TOY THEN YYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO……..IT WAS LIKE YOUR bich WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU BUT SHE WANTED TO SOMETHING “DIFFERENT” AND IT WAS SO fukED UP AND CREEPY, YOU JUST…KEPT WATCHING IT…AND THAT’S WHAT I fukING DID!!!!! THEN I SAW VIDEO THREE…THREE NIGGAS…THRRREEEEE!!!!!! IT…WAS…THHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! AND COCO WAS HIS NAME NIGGA, COCO WAS HIS MOTHERfukING NAME!!!!!! OH MY GOD,I AIN’T GOING TO HEAVEN NIGGAS, I ALREADY SOLD MY SOUL TO LUCIFER! So I Just want to tell you all right now..DON’T WATCH AN ANIME LABELED BOKU, DON’T DO IT NIGGA, IT’S LIKE SUCCUBUS. REMEMBER WHAT I’M SAYING TO YOU NIGGAS!
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>>695430646
roll, NEET if 96-98
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