Waifu claiming thread.
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>>694782377
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Going to go take a shower and get some food. Be back soon.
>>694791761
I dont have a radio.. damn I wanna see this, fucking alaskian bush people is making me sleepy with that fucking banjo jingle
Roll for your shitposting superpower:
0-1: You have a folder for every single poster on /waifu/ with exact filenames, and the ability to mimic anybodies persona.
2-3: You can guarantee a get, one dub every minute, trips every ten minutes, quads every 100 minutes and so on.
4-5: You can delete every OTHER /waifu/ thread at any moment.
6-7: You can spam without a captcha and no cool down, the only limit is how fast you can select an image.
8-9: You can recite every copypasta ever written from memory.
Dubs: Your choice of any of the above.
Trips and up: All of the above.
What a time to be alive.
Tristana claimed
>>694791730
I'll be here, rooting you on behind the scenes.
![Syndra [27].jpg](/image/image-404.png "Syndra [27].jpg")
This is a great week.
wew wew claimed
>>694792211
How so?
>>694792228
Shit quality lewds, as always.
Miho claimed
>>694792012
Have fun
>Rattle rattle
>>694792123
>
Im going to bed night everyone.
The world is goin' crazy and I love it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-8nqgVSJIc
I am a forced meme. please repost me
>>694792342
Goodnight Milk Drinker.
>>694792414
Random QOTT:
How many lewds do you have saved of your waifu?
>>694792032
>fucking alaskian bush people is making me sleepy with that fucking banjo jingle
wat
>>694792012
I mean, last I checked, everything was still fine over on the stream, but who knows.
>You'll be back.
>They always come back.
>>694791730 (Akiko)
The filename was a joke on how Yoko wanted to do that for a living when she got out of school, so I can still see where there was confusion.
claimed
>Join military
>remove kebab
>eat kebab
Solid plan, no?
>>694792342
G'night
>Tristana
>>694792123
Soon not to be
>>694792129
tris
>>694792211
i must agree
>>694792342
Goodnight beautiful
>>694792211
Week of happenings.
Praise kek.
>>694792624
A handful? Maybe like 6 or 7, I'd have to check.
>>694792624
depends on what you consider "lewd". 5 explicitly lewd, 10 if sexualised counts as lewd
>>694792592
6 thanks to this guy
Still here. :3
>>694772761
go here, vote trump, and make /b/ great again
Takes 2 seconds.
>>694792632
These hicks that call themselves alaskian set out in the wilderness to set up "brown town" and through the entire goddamn show is some banjo jinggling around.. shits so boring its making me sleepy
>>694792624
Around 150
>>694792624
You already know the answer to this, Sachii.
>Lewds of my waifu are hard to come by, you know.
>Strange though given that there are more Karen lewds than the rest of the Kinmoza group.
>>694792697
Hey Yuuko!
>>694792679
Would you though
>>694792211
Weather is pretty chill
>>694792123
I'm assuming it's about Turkey
>>694792981
Lol that was me, deleting it right now though
>>694792624
Zeero
>>694792679
you forgot the buy kabab
>>694792624
since i forgot to answer i has around 20 :o
>>694793189
i don't
>Strange though given that there are more Karen lewds than the rest of the Kinmoza group.
im guessing that's just because karen is the most popular and no one cares about the other characters :v)
>>694792624
A lot.
A whole lot.
>>694792343
Did someone say
Ze Warudo?
>>694793232
were you also this guy?
>>694792228
Anyway, waddup boi?
>>694793039
Oh it's a show! I had no idea what you were talking about and I thought you were going crazy
one one can test
>>694793526
Maybe the foul blood is finally consuming me
Umbasa~
>>694793502
Nope, I'm not that committed
>>694793232
I wouldn't hesitate
>>694793450
Not the kind of kebabs I was talking about
PROTESTORS TOOK A FUCKING TANK
https://twitter.com/Souria4Syrians/status/754075343858896896
CIVIL WAR
>CIVIL WAR
CIVIL WAR
>CIVIL WAR
CIVIL WAR
>CIVIL WAR
>>694793493
It seems I did.
>>694793871
You can "get in there" and make ohayous of your future soldier mates; they can put it on their patches or make stickers of 'em
global warmth
global happenings
>>694793899
>Fight for me
>okay
Erdogan, is a poor, slimy sod
>>694794083
Oh, ok.
![Kirino [386].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LgdJEF4.jpg "Kirino [386].jpg")
>>694792624
46
Couple suggestive, but I wouldn't count them.
CANNOT MOSSAD
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>>694793761
Unfortunately not that committed. At least it was a good lewd
>>694793899
>fuck the military we have a tank
>>694794188
source
>>694794351
That could be a possible QOTT: Do you save lewds from other waifus?
>>694793719
DON'T YOU DIE ON ME YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!
>>694794561
*of*
>>694793450
You (or (Deadman) Shiro) were asking me how many pictures I had of Yoko the other day when I mentioned Yume, and I said I had 137 (Now 203) pictures, and I later mentioned that I only had 6 lewds. Again, the lack of lewds from the rest of the Kinmoza group is quite disturbing, especially since Yoko is like the only one with a rack.
>>694794561
Maybe.
>>694794561
on occasion, if they're good or fappable. like pic related
Hoo boy sorry I'm late y'all
Cancer Faggot claims chara
>>694792624
Less than 30
>>694794169
Not what I was talking about AT ALL, but I could certainly do that
>>694794188
That pic is pretty fucking good. Whomever animated it knew their shit
>>694794561
Certainly
>Guise go fight for me while I flee to Germany
>People actually do it
Roaches are really retarded, aren't they?
>>694794590
When you're slaying beats and folks gone mad and get soaked in their blood, you'd slowly lose your mind as well
>>694792342
Good night Miho.
>>694792666
>Satan
Ehh i'll probably dip in again when i get bored.
>>694794982
Can someone fill me in on this turkey shti
Is government overthrow a good thing?
>>694795027
That's fair.
Gotta go, maybe I'll be back later
>>694795297
Farewell yuuki
>>694795279
It's all perspective m8
Only one for me
>>694795492
So no genocide then?
>>694795051
Well shit, didn't realize I got trips.
>Why not try again?
>>694795279
It depends on what kind of overthrow it is; in the situation for Turkey, it's a breakthrough coup, which I understand they're doing for Democracy, abrupt moves lead to bad effects
>>694795492
>>694795752
Just ship already
>>694795279
>Is government overthrow a good thing?
Yes
>>694795752
Only furries friend
>>694795827
Ssssswing and a miss.
So I hear Turkey is fucked
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
>>694794655
yeah i think that was me
didn't remember you saying how many lewds you had though
>>694794561
depends if its a good lood
>>694794982
i can't believe that's actually happening
shits crazy
>>694796220
bronach
This Turkey business is doing my head in...
>>694796220
Nice try.
>>694795847
I have no idea what any of that means, Probably not important to me but still curiostiy strikes
>>694795869
*Insert smug kyouko pointing at a box that says "No"*
>>694795912
Oh okay, we when we overthrowing trump?
>>694795997
Damnit I wanna kill something!
Saber claim
>>694794982
The absolute madmen
>Don't know what to think about this situation
>>694796389
Right righto, calm your tits.
>>694796220
At least you tried
>>694796389
You searching for that pink mist friend, it's a beautiful sight once found!
2k claim
I'm in this thread because it has some Turkey discussion, please continue
Oh my god. Not this shit again.
~You know who
>>694796478
Umbasa saber!
>>694796550
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>>694796576
The chaos blade... wonderful.. simply.. wonderful.. but the sword's true value.. can't be known without a GOOD KILLING
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
Ohayou everyone~
>>694796810
>I'm in this thread because it has some Turkey discussion
My fucking thoughts exactly!
>>694796913
You really like killing, don't ya? I like your style
>>694796389
Don't worry, we still have vidja
>store fronts
Mid thread claim
Here to claim
Now that she is not a nigger Casca is best girl
but only in the new anime as in the manga she is still a nigger
>>694796478
Oy Saybah
How's the no fap challenge going? What day are you in? I'm starting today
>>694796389
This overthrow is bad because of how the military's handle, it's not like their other coups
Google is a good friend
>>694797269
Griffith did nothing wrong
>>694796220
unlucky trips guy
really close
>>694797012
ohayo pizza person
>>694797353
M'Fuhrer
Late claim
>>694797012
Greetings
>>694797157
I never felt so alive!
>>694797228
NOT ENOUGH
>>694797237
Hows business
>>694797463
Meh I'll get a simplified story later
>>694797463
Ended at one week. Starting over today
>>694796913
Umbasa Yuno
>>694797269
She was hotter black and you know it
Ain't you violating the 13th global rule?
>Do not use avatars or attach signatures to your posts
>>694797718
Have you collected the magic sword makoto yet?
YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FREEEAAAKS! IT BAFFLES ME YOU PEOPLE WOULD CLAIM CARTOON CHARACTERS AS YOUR WIVES! IS THAT HOW MUCH YOU FAIL TO APPEAL TO SOCIETY SO MUCH YOU MUST CLAIM A CARTOON CHARACTER? YOU DO KNOW THESE CARTOON CHARACTERS ARE JUST A SWEATY JAPANESE MAN'S IMAGINATION, RIGHT? IF THEY WERE SOMEHOW ALIVE, I'M SURE THEY'D FIND YOU CREATURES REPULSIVE.
>>694797766
That'll spark some controversy
Check'd
>>694797867
Hell yeah, son!
>Megumeme
>>694797544
Heyo Sachi, how are you?
>>694797702
Nice to see you, Yuno. How's life treating you these days?
>>694797649
Muugen
>>694797718
Let's go together, I'll do a reminder every three days or on a day basis
>>694797867
"It's just a thread"
-Dank Hill
>>694797702
Day off. So waking up at 9am is a luxury.
>>694797889
No
How does one kill themselves most efficiently?
>>694798147
Join the army.
>>694797966
Such rebel
>>694798018
Well... you're almost part of /b/ this is gonna give you some troubles in the future
>>694798001
Things are getting better, can finally drive alone without fear
>>694798074
How lovely, although waking up early today made me pretty sleepy, my eyes feel heavy lol
>>694798099
Damn..
>>694798147
Do a flip
>>694798264
That's cool
>>694797956
Ur mai waifu
>>694798018
Lil adc, my new comp will be built soon and you will see the young dyrone
>>694798147
Skydive without a parachute
>>694798294
Why's that?
What wasn't letting you drive peacefully?
>>694796026
Damn it. Ah well. I can try again later.
>>694796228
I honestly want to go hunting for more lewds, but I kind of want to take a nap.
>>694798294
Want the vid?
>>694798589
Was just paranoid before, mostly the blindspots made me worry alot cause I nearly crashed on my way to Halo 4's midnight release
>>694798622
Stream it
>>694797012
>>694798476
Too much money
>>694798224
Have to go through training, not about that.
>>694798294
Why not? Front or back flip?
>>694798294
Why were you scared to drive alone, if it's alright to ask?
>>694798476
Can't wait!
>>694798841
Varia flip
My Waifu created the internet
>>694798001
im alright
what about you? baking pizza? :^)
>>694798147
Apply noose
>>694798594
go for a nap
As always i'm here to claim my waifu Juvia
>>694798841
Backflip
>>694798866
Paranoid I'll forget a step or two in driving and most of all, blindspots, nearly crashed on my way to Halo 4 midnight release
>All these modern waifus
You guys have no taste
>>694799158
wtf, gross.
>>694798294
I cant sleep too late anymore, it fucks me for work days where I need to be out the door by 7.
I used to be scared of blindspots until I dropped a gear and disappeared. Then the people in the blindspots were at fault. Now Im more scared of unsure drivers and trucks.
>I overtake trucks with great prejudice
>>694799034
Sorry I was late, just saw the other reply kek
Good job overcoming that fear! =D
>>694798916
Ya, but he also created global warming
>>694798750
Wee
That's pretty shit.
Glad that's you're fine now~
>>694798792
Kyouko a cute.
Installed new version of clover, seems better but I'll have to get used to the new layout.
At least I don't have chaptchas with pics
>>694798984
I'm okay thanks, and no I'm not baking pizza.
I'd cook a beefsteak with lemon, it's more tasty.
>
>>694798841
Then try some chemical waste, you got a 50 50 for cancer or a superpower
>>694798912
One part comes monday and another tuesday. The latest i will have everything is the 20th. That pic is probly the cutest one to me, i love it
>>694799158
Mine was almost Domon Kasshu, almost
>>694799376
Aylmao
>>694799217
Haman is a cute. CUTE.
>>694799030
Hey Juvia how's it going?
>>694799494
You should take a pic of all the parts when they arrive, showcase. Also, I feel like Mugen could make a cameo on Boondocks
>>694799524
She looks kinda like a foot, anon.
>>694799345
Oh boy its going to be fun starting to drive in freeways..
>>694799376
Small steps brah, now I need to holl ass up in freeways
>>694799471
Well we do learn from mistakes, I learned alot more during the drive than I did going to the liscense
Expierence is the best teacher
>>694799723
Lmao
>>694799799
Absolutely true.Can't argue with that.
I'm actually attending driving practices now. Probably going to get my license soon.
>>694800130
Monster kill-kill-kill
>>694800345
Best of luck to you friend
>Tfw got license first try with little and last minute practice
Anubis is OP
Bungie plz nurf
>>694791855
HAPPENING >>>/pol/81185080
>>694800454
Thank you~!
>I did something like that, but with finals
>>694799701
I got the pile at my side, ill do a pic before i start setting it all up. He could! His hair and art style is very similar to aarons. The fighting would be more fitting as well, id pay to see that
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>>694800591
Don't browse that shit, it's just full of miss information.
>>>/pol/81206040
This is where it's at.
>>694800657
Aha that's whats up! How are ya doing in that field?
WW3
o boi
>>694800866
I don't know how I made it but I didn't study at all for finals. Just a bit before every exam.
And I passed with 64/100. Don't give a shit about the grade, just needed to get out.
Since I attended culinary school, there's literally no need to go to Uni.
>>694801040
And us aussies are just down here going
'WTF, mate'
>>694801233
>Culinary
Neat!
>>694801040
still a cute
>>694801233
>culinary school
Please tell me you also worked in a kitchen while attending
>>694800679
I wish it would happen; they could make it like he's some actor and appears to be well educated in the films, anime, which brings the attention to Huey, but in reality, he's grimy as hell and actually knows how to fight
>>694801040
USA will get involved, great. The base defense is under armed; while they do have weapons and some defense, eventually it'll wear thin. It's up to Obama to send reinforcements. This could benefit for Hillary's presidency, which would suck just as much
>late Ama claim
>>694801827
>kyoot bote in spaec
World war 3 huh? That sounds just fantastic. At least our new president will be great and lead us to victory. ASDFGHJKL
Hah, fuck the Turks.
>>694801345
It was very interesting. Especially the Food science part. Learnt a lot about diets and stuff. It made me change my way of eating.
>>694801449
We had our kitchen lab at school so we prepared a full menu every week.
Plus I had some work experiences while attending it. Worked in a medium/high class restaurant. Mostly known for its raw fish dishes.
Worked for 2 months in total. And since I love fish and seafood, didn't feel the stress of it at all.
>>694802007
Long time, Tats. Hows things?
>>694801827
matsu
>>694802007
Green beauty
>>694792053
I am The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Almighty Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life.
I already have all of those powers, and more.
>>694801827
I'll properly greet you in the next thread~
>Noire
>>694802108
>Food science
Goodness, it goes THAT far? I thought it just teaches you to make fancy food (just to get license to add chocolate syrup on a celery for rich people)
>>694801953
>kyoot demi-goddess who happens to be a spooder
>>694802296
Yuuko
>>694802398
Roger that
>I'll leave next thread tho
>Ama
>>694802108
>2 months
Jesus, is that all? Culinary school teaches you how to do things, work teaches you how to do them faster. Word of advice, unless you want to learn how to run a restaurant and own one, get out. Its not worth it.
>>694802435
No, I am the spider. Rory-sama is the cute demigodess.
