Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
I am The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Almighty Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life.
I have Blessed this Thread with My Incomprehensible Wisdom and Untold Powers of Waifu Justice.
All Posters shall Love their Waifu forever.
Reply to this Post if you wish to recieve Truth!
>>694744947
Hello
Learn to save an image properly you drooling waste of oxygen.
>>694744984
Claimed.
>>694745057
hey dr.manhattan wasup?
>>694745220
>prebake
>Tohsaka Rin OP
I'm getting too old for this shit.
>>694745315
hnnnnnnng
come watch konosuba
>>694745315
(light kek)
>>694745203
Fuck you
Just don't talk to me filthu shiki scum
>>694745395
>4 image prebake
>thread on mobile
lol k mr skeltal
>>694744984
claimed
>>694745546
>[triggered]
Go learn how to save an image first.
>>694745667
Rather ironic that I then pick a sample myself, though that's because the full version if 14mb
clammed
Wheres megumeme im pretty sure she trolled me yesterday
>claiming yume
QOTT: What is in your opinion your cutest pic of your waifu?
>
>>694745546
We hold ourselves to a standard, Tohsaka.
We fill our threads before making new ones, that way /b/ isn't littered with our unfinished business.
We attempt to post high quality images to adhere to 4chan's request.
This is why Elitism is a good thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymK2gx_0Aqw
>>694746009
>>694745971
Too many 11/10 cuteness pics but this one is a good contender.
Goodnight.
>shiny, shiny dolphins...
>>694744984
do you faggots even own a life?
>>694746085
Good night Taiga.
>H
>>694745810
>>694745667
I'm filtering you, shikifag
>>694745995
It is why you're a fag and should go kill yourself
Also why you're getting filtered
Every image is a repost as well, retard
>>694745971
Claimed
>>694745467
>rattle rattle
>>694745971
<
Guys why are you fighting?
Fish are Friends.
>>694746216
Kek, top butthurt.
>>694745971
That is a hard question.
Even if it is an opinion I am finding it difficult to pick just one.
Here, this was my favorite image for a long time.
>>694746340
Because samplesaving shitheads like him have tanked the standards of this place enough.
>>694745971
it's be hard to choose
she's just kinda cute in any pic
but here it is
>>694746340
because we have heretics like >>694746246
here :^)
>>694746350
Literally don't communicate with me.
I do NOT want to talk with an autistic newfag if all he's going to say is "kek learn to save image properly"
Shiki, this is why you have no friends
>>694746317
>Rattles
>>694746603
You're almost Esdeath level of autism.
>>694746216
>>694746216
>Every image is a repost as well, retard
Well, yeah. I use a lot of the same images because I like them.
There are other images I don't post because they are either small, manga panels, manga pages, or are lewd.
>people taking this theard too seriously
>>694746362
You have saved me the effort of having to spell it out for people.
plenty of horny anime real girls of your city on 4changirl.jimdo.com
>>694746603
I'M SHIKI'S FRIEND, NERD.
Or at least we are on decent terms. WE don't go out of our way to be assholes to each other, and generally we have similar attitudes.
>>694746603
>>694746823
>>694746894
Have you met Shiki IRL
do you know his real name?
If not you're not actually friends
>people not taking Chen seriously when he is actually serious
>>6947468
▲
▲ ▲
>>694746894
We have a similar attitude of having actual standards for proper behavior and images, newfags like Rin who then shit it up are called faggots.
>>694746894
Is this a cringe thread?
>>694746812
Waifus is srs business
>>694747089
>>694747025
I thought being able to count on someone was the requirement to call him a friend, not knowing their name and meeting them IRL.
>>694747092
What do I do to shit it up eh?
We are still watching Konosuba
All are welcome.
https://rabb.it/Shino83!
flying cabbage
p.s
Someone should tell the Captcha that the Commercial trucks puzzle is probably gonna trigger some ppl too soon captcha too soon.
Actually, I'm pretty sure this is the cringe thread.
>>694747065
besides homu wearing thigh heigh instead of tights this is fuckin great
>>694747324
It sure is now that you're here.
>>694747238
General behavior of a child, especially when you're defensive along with posting samples.
just...posting more pics...
i guess...
>>694747372
Oh, my heart.
How it stings.
>>694747492
I like FP
Saber claim
>>694746774
Kek did I miss something?
The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Almighty Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life advises you all to calm down.
>>694747543
i mean
there really isn't a reason not to
>>694747093
love you too <3
>>694747652
Shes a sweetheart. But burns everything. Don't make her mad
>>694747541
Does it?
You're the only one who thinks that pointing out people "taking the thread too seriously" is his day job.
What is the thread anyways? Conversation
What kind of mongrol doesn't take discussion "seriously"?
And stop taking yourself so seriously while you're at it.
I caught a weedle today
>>694748043
I smoked some weedle today.
DUDE WEEDLE LOL
>>694747846
yeah
but that makes her really awesome too
and im a pyromaniac
so that might be part of the reason of why i like her
lol is Chen spamming a loli thread?
>>694746603
>>694747429
Shit was I really like this a month ago?>>694747492
>>694747429
Explain my childish behaviour
>>694747830
I sure am loved these days
>>694748328
Yes, yes you were
Kaga Kouko claimed
>>694748228
Good one senpai
>>694748328
Shit I accidentally replied to
>>694747492
>>694748276
>>694747861
Hey, buddy, seems like you're a bit too frustrated about this stuff.
Not showing your identity makes it kinda
embarrassing, don't you think?
>mongrol
Okay, I see.
You seem to take me too seriously by taking the time to write such long reply which shows your vexation about all of this.
I mean, aren't you taking this a bit too seriously?
claiming taytay
Fags
>>694748328
Sometimes but you at least didn't get this defensive when called it, contrast your reaction when I told you to save images properly with this.
>>694748695
3DPD
>>694748695
The fuck nigger thats my IRL wife
>>694748476
a very loved heretic
>>694748780
megaymeme
>>694748882
you're my IRL wife :v)
>>694748882
should have claimed her then ( '_>' )
>>694748671
I am, because you are annoying.
Am I supposed to ignore when you are blatantly calling upon "the thread" as if it's some sort of scape goat, and people take it seriously only when you say so?
Is there a standard for "seriousness" that you hold power over? Or is it whatever you feel like at the moment?
>aren't you taking this a bit too seriously?
I'll take as seriously as I want to.
Tsunade's my semen demon
>>694749121
Post who you are fagget or save your breath
Pic is shiro's pocket pussy anus side
>>694748435
Here's an idea how about you just lurk the fuck more?
>>694748780
Were u the other megumeme poster in the thread roll 55 has to rap the thread?
>>694749121
You should show your waifu for people to take your opinion seriously.
>>694749259
Oh my.
>>694749259
>>694747209
from wet anime
>>694745432
Does Shiro have the remote?
Kongou claimed just to join the cancer, desu!
>>694749644
I'm not even in the room. You know what we'd be looking at if I had the remote anyways.
>>694749121
>I am, because you are annyoing.
That sums it up for me.
Annoying imbeciles like you is why I am in this thread.
Seems like you're just a newfag or some mad, then.
>>694749376
Vry true I dont post without a waifu pic its like whats the point
>>694749551
Boku no Pico
>>694749664
You are they cancer.
Go back to telegram.
I want in on this.
>>694748789
Well thanks for setting me right
>>694749749
Some mad anon*
>>694749644
No he does not. As i dont wanna watch porn with minors.
>>694749749
So, you attention whore then?
That seems about right.
>>694749783
>You are they cancer
Their
>>694749745
Did you enjoy doing what you did? Was there any other motive besides for the lulz?
>>694749930
You care too much.
>>694749007
What a lucky heretic
>>694749783
I are they cancer. Seems legit, desu.
>>694750019
I don't even remember what I did to be completely honest.
>>694750067
I really do.
>>694749551
tell me
The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Almighty Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life is leaving this Thread because of Cancer.
>>694750102
Yes.
Now fuck off please.
>>694750428
>caring this mucH
>>694749787
Now now children, there's no need to fight
>>694750089
nah its unlucky to be a heretic so that kinda cancels it out
Asuka claimed
Best Eva pilot is here
How is everyone?
What is this drama?
>>694749850
That's how you learn you do something wrong and then get called a retard until you start doing it right. That's why hug boxes and this "omg be nixe" mentality is shit.
>>694749787
Hey Iowa
>>694750428
Don't be mad. Just love boats, desu.
>>694749787
>>694750089
Heretics
Ay yo
>>694750599
Shut the fuck up faggot
I bet you dont even have your own house
>>694750694
Be nice*
>>694750744
I do love boats though ;-;
>>694750574
>>694750885
>emoticons
a lot of real anime sluts of your city on 4changirl.jimdo.com
>>694751003
Fuxk off shiki
Back to claim my waifu Juvia
>>694751022
>Not using emoticons
>>694751106
ok.
>>694750765
No u
>>694750599
So not kawaii
>>694750674
Neutral bote then
>>694750765
Legs
>>694751260
what anime
>>694751003
Best part is its obvious Shiki posted this
>>694751106
>Censoring yourself
>On /b/
>>694750835
Shut the fuck up faggot
I bet you don't even have your own boat waifu, desu.
>>694751144
Emoticons and Emoji have been unpopular on 4chan for as long as I know.
Please refrain from using them.
>its obvious Shiki posted this
Is this some sort of meme?
>>694751317
Watamote
>>694751254
go away slav heretic snek
>>694751301
Legs don't rescue you from the heresy you commited
>>694751301
i prefer calling it Rape bote
>>694751363
Nah it's not, several people started doing it after I did.
>>694751614
Please do not spoon feed the babies.
4chan has built in reverse image searches. SEARCHES.
If he cannot find them using these build in features, he doesn't need to know.
>>694751436
>he doesn't know of the codes that moot implemented that were spammed to death
:laughs:
Chen is a meme.
>>694751772
No.
>>694751811
Only been on /b/ for 9 years. Not like I'm trying to impress anyone.
I just know that emoji and emoticons are not well received.
>>694751811
Can't you fuck off to eightchan already?
>>694751827
No.
>>694751770
>Those legs
Hnng
here have this kawaii image I just found
>>694751650
Who
>>694752046
Why would I go on discount Reddit?
>>694752372
Stop being retarded. I know where you're coming from.
>>694752031
The things were stupid anyways.
Like the fortunes they were quickly run to the ground.
I want to hold rem chans hands
>>694752494
No, you don't.
>>694752538
Hi Kyouko, I've started drama apparantly.
>>694752344
>>694752589
I'm sure I do.
>>694751650
Let me off the hook please?
>>694751748
Whatever floats your boat
>>694752680
Where am I from then?
If you're guessing anywhere that is 8gag, you are wrong.
7chan and here is where I spend most of my time.
>>694752627
Yeah I'm reading through the thread.
kek.
>>694752877
No more legs and lewds or I cook and eat ya
>>694752516
I dunno, I liked the fortunes when they had them. Granted I only got to use them for like a week before they got removed.
Been around for a few word filters, newfags can't SINEP and all that shit.
Seems like a lot of stuff is removed because people abuse them into proving how long and how much you lurk.
I swear I learned to SINEP the day I found out I could not SINEP because some guy was posting how to SINEP.
But I can triforce so the I have a good oldfag alibi.
>>694752769
Legs are great
>>694752823
>>694752769
Wasn't trying to start a competition
>>694752538
Hey Kyuoko.
*pets and loves*
>>694753008
I do disagree with the designation that two people flinging shit at each other is drama though, it's just a standard 4chan discussion
>>694753145
Alter is cheating.
>>694753189
>*pets and loves*
See this, that's what I'm talking about.
>>694753041
Gotta amputate her?
>>694753189
What.
>>694753359
Well, we're on /b/ after all.
>>694752924
You're just a shitposter.
>>694753045
Basically people suck and destroy good shit.
Like the fortunes and the codes. People just suck.
You /i/nsurgent?
>>694753552
That's not a shot in the dark.
>>694753505
That's the part of the charm in general, you can have a proper discussion with thought out arguments and fling insults. One doesn't eliminate the other unless you're a thin skinned fag.
>>694753641
Haha. Not that old.
I do remember the old >>>/z/ board for shits and giggles, and I do miss /l/
But I was never one to raid.
>>694753359
Hey Shiki.
*kisses your cheek*
>>694753731
Shut up fag, desu.
>>694744984
dot is my waifu.
i like to dress up as yakko (my 3rd fav warner)
not everybody thinks that its cool, but i finally met a girl who thinks im a 10/10 would bang like bam in my yakko suit.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOOb3wPNMAg
>>694752924
Im from 420chan the most trollable place on earth
>>694753974
Interesting argument, if I may offer a rebuttal: How about you go back to jail and get mindbroken by dropping the soap you cuck?
>>694753998
Lol
>>694754099
Don't tempt me, desu~
>>694754099
Stop making drama you spic
>>694744984
Not sure what's more gay, this shit, or shemale threads
>>694753844
/l/ needs to come back.
/z/ was also fun, got removed quickly though.
7chan's /i/ was based, if you hung around there.
I would be posting pics, but I have non right now and I didn't think to google drive my pics.
>>694753998
You poor sod.
I get Catie Wayne.
>>694752877
a lot of things float my bote
>>694754154
>>694754336
Srsly I dare any anon here to go to their /b/ and post a tomoko image report back here with how fast they perma ban u
What isssssssssssss going onnnnnnnnn
>>694754226
> implying he's a spic
> also thinking he's starting drama
What you don't know is I suck Shiki off every night as we cower in fear from zombies, desu.
>>694754218
The almighty cock claims another victim.
>>694754226
>spic
?
>>694754257
A shemale thread, because that thread is literally full of homosexual men that masturebate to transvestites that are men but identify as women.
This thread is not gay however, as the main theme of it shouldn't attract homosexuals.
There you go.
>>694753505
*pets and loves*
Just accept it
>>694753130
fuck off
>>694753145
and you already lost
>>694753431
I don't care if I get them
>>694754592
You were the one trying to ruin a job interview with 4 words.
>enjoying other websites
Don't.
Best German CV Claimed
I HOPE YOU MISS ME BOIS
>>694754580
I bet
>>694754700
Aye sir ma'am
>>694755009
I miss your voice
>>694755009
Fuck, you're back, desu.
>>694749168
>Tsunade's my semen demon
>>694749168
Take my upvote, you know how to pick'em my good sir.