ITT: Describe a game the shittiest way possible and let other anons guess it
>Be a pig on duty with nigger friend
>Fucking downy autists attack the world
>Litterally cavemen with guns
These cavemen where special, they gathered all the kids in the world in order to make the kinkiest cp act of all time
>Upside down
>wat
>World is a lie
>Let cavemen rape my kid
>Flamethrower all faggots
>All seems fun untill realization that world is gone
>np still have 10000000 lolis ready to commend 2 ur desires
Like, most underrated game, good luck fags ill give a steam game of ur choise if u get this right
>Jew
>Familly dies
>Cont jewing
>In end not jew
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>>693309207
>In some jungle
>Have to save dad
>Dad ends up being the character from the previous version of the game made in the 80s
><spoiler>Pitfall the Mayan Adventure</spoiler>
>>693310171
<spoiler>FUCK MY SPOILER TAGS DIDN'T WORK</spoiler>
>>693309207
>be le prisoner
>le escape
>do wateva I want cuz fuq u that's why
>>693310801
Oblivion?
>>693310801
Any elder scrolls game.
Or Saints Row 2.
>holy fashion model
>tick tock
>go kill god
>>693309251
Inversion?
For steam game :^) http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198041852335/
>>693311160
Was actually describing Saints Row. But now that I think of it, yeah. That's pretty much any ES game as well.
A wise guys nephew joins the mob
you throw cubes with points and there is sometimes a thible but you don't sew anything and you go to jail even if you are white and you have to stay at a hotel even if you can't afford it
>>693311778
Monopoly on PC or console
>>693312002
yes
>Be some dude with no limbs, still has feet and hands though
>Fights enemies by throwing his hands
>Can pick up cans or whatever to gain powers
>Best friend is a frog
>>693312513
Rayman
>>693312513
Rayman?
there are cells that are born and die and form spaceships and shit
>>693309207
>wake up
>go on an adventure
>save the world
>>693312870
>>693312878
Correct.
>>693313044
Any LoZ game?
>dead
>not really dead
>die repeatedly
>bonfire.jpg
>>693313204
Correct
Sell coke kill the buyer sell again buy some from a deal kill him too then take the money and sell the coke to another dealer and kill him too
>character introduced
>stomps guy's brains out
>>693313349
Too easy
Metal Gear Solid 5
A white guy kills alot of foreigners and bugs
>>693313556
GTA V?
>>693313556
Super Mario bros?
>>693309207
Tetris
>quite few nations
>build fest everything x2
>spam shitload of everything
>gathering point in enemy base
>win
>>693313672
>>693313833
Honestly kek'd at the juxtaposition of the two games but their core values stand
>>693309207
>Be a Native American
>get abducted by aliens
>Your grandfather is killed
>learn to leave your body
>kill main alien
>set up for sequel that never happens
You lost it.
>be nobody
> meet hot queen
>her mom gets gangbanged
>mom is also into horses
>queen' sis has a pet panther
Frog in a cape
>>693314236
Aoe or any of those type of games ?
>wake up
>punch a tree
>>693309207
dave
fox hunting
full moon
>>693314454
Turok
>>693313580
Wrong
>>693314545
Old game. But no AoE.
>>693314691
Nope, newer.
>>693314454
prey ?
>>693314745
Cossacks ?
>>693314691
Prey?
>>693313349
Fallout: New Vegas?
>Be annoying teenager/twenty something
>Accident give you pew pew powers
>Go stop lady made out of sidewalk
>>693313349
dark souls?
>foreign guy in city
>jumping all the time
>extra fast jumping going up stairs
>take everything and stuff it in pockets
>cause local merchants to bankrupt
skyrim with guns without guns
>>693315099
Infamous: Second Son
>dead
>not really dead
>go after guy that killed you
>>693309207
braindamaged american protagonist
lots of robots and guns
pew pew
SIEG HEIL
>>693315002
Yes!
>>693314986
Yup
>>693315349
Wolfenstein the new order ?
>>693315391
yissss (i'm bored)
>be big nigger
> spaghetti nigger trying to steal yo white pussy
>get mad throw barrel
>old mmorpg
>grinding
>lots of events
>publisher known for crappy servers
>only way to be better than others is to spend every possible second of your life on it
>>693315381
Yes amazing game still play myself back to war and eu wars were my fav
>>693315447
yes
>>693315644
Lineage?
>Dwarf fortess
>For 12 year olds
>mad at everyone
>kill enemies
>kill big guys who live on a mountain
>revenge.jpg
>>693315309
Yup
>>693315109
Correct #gitgud
>>693313349
Skyrim with guns?
>>693309251
>>693309251
Last of Us?
>>693315596
Sanic or Zelda
>in space
>have sex with alien
easy one
>>693315840
God of War
>Oh, I'll just explore this part of the map
>Oh wait, I forgot
>Cazadors
>I'll find somewhere else to explore.
>>693316071
Fallout:New Vegas?
>Yellow Car
>tutorial was shit
>don't know what to do
>chop 10 trees. Get bored
>follow high levels
>pick onions in field
>can change sex on death
>travel to alternate dimensions
>kill dinosaurs
>fund gambling addiction
>whole thing is a dream
>2D
>put bomb here
>pick up item to make bomb stronger
>put stronger bomb here
>rematch
>>693316268
not runescape
>>693315596
Donkey Kong
>>693316403
bomberman
>>693316403
Bomberman
>>693316029
>>693315314
fallout new vegas
>>693316604
filename is correct anon
>Wife goes insane and is put in a nursing home
>you decide to hide in a tower
>fucking jerk yells you what to do
>you do it or lose the game
>Be person
>possible friend is Nigress (or three)
>fix some shit
>Oh noes that noise
>Local man chases you
>Don't hook me bro
>>693316867
Firewatch
>>693309251
BioShock?
>>693316029
mass effect
>Hats
>Hats Every Where
>>693316948
Resident Evil 5
>>693316254
crazy taxi
>>693316867
Firewatch ?
>Piece of shit
>copied tf2
>has nigger monkey in it (probably harambe)
>>693317149
yup
>>693317193
Tf2 nigga
>>693317193
Team Fortress 2
>punch trees
>dig hole underneath
>uncover hole a few minutes later
>explode and die
>>693317276
Overrated ?
> Kill soldiers on both sides of a battle
> kill general
> kill robots
> kill cyborg robot leader
> kill tribal warriors
> kill interim tribe chief
> get killed
> come back to life
> gain teammates
> choose your boss battle
> get killed for good this time
>>693317276
overwatch
>>693317276
Overwatch
>>693317204
wrong
> in beta
> your beta
> not even playable
> doesn't stop you from throwing money at it
> think your going to be a pirate/smuggling badboy
> everybody is a pirate/smuggling fuck nozzle
> littlerally no content. Just pirates dunking on pirates.
>>693317344
Overwatch
>on a tram
>get off tram
>go into big underground building
>go into room
>shit goes down
>zombies n shit
>kill shit and travel until the end of the game
>make a civilization
>die
>>693317554
Half Life 2
>>693317554
Re0
>>693315596
Domkey kong
Big monkey...
Ladders...
Princess...
Barrels...
>>693317685
very very close.
> some fat kid falls down in a pit
> gets in fights and tries to be nice
> but even after he's mostly nice he has to play the game again
>>693318143
Episode 2?
>>693318150
bully: scholarship edition or whatever its called, i forgot.
>>693318150
Undertale
>>693318267
no...
>>693310171
Silent Hill 3?
>>693318150
Secret of Mana
Say nothing all the time
>>693318324
Episode 3? :-(
Big beast...
Punch buildings...
Destroy city...
Fucking army helicopters...
>bro dies
>bro isn't dead
>go explorin
>beat up rich kid
>>693318444
Checked
Rampage?
>>693318444
King kong
>>693317276
Overwatch.
>>693318431
lmfao no. you were so close to the answer.
HINT: its not episodic
>>693318497
uncharted 4
>>693318566
Yeah...
>dropped off in shitty middle eastern country
>zombies
>fuck you imma climb
>>693309251beyond good and evil.
>1/3 black
>steal shit
>>693318648
Half Life
>>693318754
resident evil 5?
>>693309207
>becomes elf
>wakes up in tree house
>a fly starts talking to you
>now you gotta go on a whole fucking adventure in dark caves following this fly with like sling shots and eventually a sword
>hit puberty
>still following that fucking fly but low key tryna get at a princess
>>693318798
yup. gratz
>>693318444
Godzilla or Rampage series.
>>693318791
GTA V
>>693314595
Minecraft
>>693318791
GTA 5
1 of 3 characters are black and you heist
>>693318860
Zelda
>>693318876
Whoop!
>>693318779
Correct. At least that was my guess
>>693318910
very good
>>693318860
legend of zelda ocarina of time
Btw check em nerds.
>>693318860
Zelda
You are white. Your biggest enemy is white. Rest of the world is nigger.
>not very liked
>very well known
>electric avenue
>>693316948
In two days no one has been able to get this one.
>>693319152
Far Cry something or other.
>>693317564
Sim city
>>693316948
l4d2?
>>693319159
Assassins Creed?
>party happens on island
>zombies
>>693319327
nope
>mars
>hell
>>693319379
dead island
>>693319379
Dead island?
>>Honey Badger is Satan
>>Community is cancer
>>693319367
nope
Guy attack you but theyre fun-guys
At least I have this loli ass for company
>>693319428
Doom
>>693319428
Doom
>>693319379
Dead island
That's the shittiest shit explanation of a game I've ever seen
>>693319506
got it
>>693317329
minecraft?
Come home wife and baby is dead find people who did it
>just like last time but black
>Alex is a nigger
>French
>Fat
>German
>>693309207
>fix the drill!
>>693319694
Payday
>>693319694
payday 2
>swords
>magick
>betrayal
>assassin
>>693316948
Dead by daylight.
>>693319694
Payday
>>693319653
Streets of Rage 3
>>693319524
"ITT: Describe a game the shittiest way possible"
>Throw snowballs
>Do anything else and get banned.
You fight giant cats in space.
>>693319843
club penguin
>>693319909
Yeah
>like skyrim with guns but without guns
>>693319803
Finally yay!
>>693320039
Skyrim
>sign up
>load
>make a room
>place 2 things
>require payment for ingame currency to buy other shit that you dont need
>go to another room
>talk
>insult
>get banned by room owner
>get banned by staff of game
to tell you how old this game is, i havent played it in about 8-9 years.
>>693315293
far cry primal
>Play as cyborg
>I didn't ask for this
>4 people being chased
>Apparently you're all mechanics.
>Flashlight OP
>Escape.
>>693320156
Deus Ex
tame stuff
>>693320120
Fucking Habbo?
>>693319274
Not exactly.
>>693320156
Deus Ex
>>693320188
Dead Space
>>693320225
Ding ding ding!
>>693320294
yes lmfao. i'm surprised somebody got it
>>693320188
Left 4 Dead, next
>>693320120
Babbo
>>693320188
Dead by Daylight
>>693320188
Dead by Daylight?
>>693320317
nope. I just seen this game was already posted tho, so rip.
>Block stacking
>ported on everything
>catchy tune
>>693320093
spot on
>Build a base cus need to give freedum
> build light towers to fuck anyone who comes near muh buildings
>hears a demonic sound coming from the enemie base
>fuck that shit, flasks everywhere, fukin sams
>they are near muh base, o shit o shit o shit o shit
>mission failed
>a
glhf guys
>>693320457
Should have been Oblivion haha
>>693320567
spider man 2?
>>693320188
Dead by daylight, try an older game
>>693320156
Far cry
>Play as a robot
>Sheeps
>Climb a plant
>Wizards = Gems
>Bad Guy has OP as fuck dragon
>Buy low/Sell high the game
>Plague is sweeping through the country
I'd be impressed if someone got this.
>Ur a dood playing a dood disguised as another dood
>With a Walkman
>>693320567
AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! for the Awesome
?????
>>693309369
life is strange?
>>693320833
grow home
>>693309369
The Shiva?
>be norman reedus
>have a funky fetus
>>693320917
MGS V
>start game
>singleplayer or multiplayer
>multiplayer
>join a server
>lag
>get a gun
>get a car
>get shot from 2000m away
>Game is weeb as fuck
>Story book setting with sidescrolling action
>Remake came out recently
>Train crash
>annoying robot
>diamond horse?
>beat the game three times
>jiggle physics
Die repeatedly, grind to lvl. Still die. Get lucky sometimes and beat the boss. Next boss rapes your asshole. Die some more.
>>693321030
gta v
gta 4
planet side whatever
halo whatever
etc.
>>693321024
Yis
>>693318754
Dying Light
>>693321112
Odin Sphere
>>693320967
Yes!
Holy fuck you guys are quick.
How about this
>Start on a ship
>Arrive on an island inhabited by nigger tribe
>Big monsters on the island
>Search for a woman
>>693321161
nope, not close.
>HACK EVEREYTHING
>tumblr: The Game
>>693321299
watch dogs
>>693313620
Resident Evil 4?
Leon was the foreigner
>>693321252
king kong?
>>693321299
Anonymous simulator ver.m'lady.0
>>693321372
good boy
>fall from the sky
>go diving
>touch chilldren
>kill the mayor
>>693321244
Nice. And check em
>An evil wizard starts causing trouble so a kid goes on a rampage and kills everything he can find until he ends up getting something that grants wishes.
>>693321112
Dust
>>693321113
Borderlands 2
>>693321480
Link to the past
>>693314500
Dark Souls
Ninja Gaiden
Battletoads
LIFE ITSELF
>>693318656
Yep
>weeb game
>date some anime chick with huge tits
>getting a strong feeling of suicide after you're done playing the game
>Win 50%
>Lose 50%
You'll never guess
>>693321252
King kong?
>>693310801
Prison escape fun game 2 play
>>693321408
...Yes
Another one
>Play as a rabbit with a gun
>Kill shit
>Can go through pipes
>>693321660
katawa shoujo or someshit
aka crippled girl feel injection program
>>693321539
Yup
>naked child
>crazy mom
>shoot things with tears
>worship the devil
>>693314500
THE GAME.
you motherfucker
sing fairly monotonous expressions of collected letters as the same fruit split even in twos. Even, though paired palates experience in common, the collective tastefulness is varied to the parts. Ponder the tracings of mental projections made perceivable. Riddle the ponderance to an exact approximate of the intended projection and points shall profit in preamble to victory.
>"In Lordran, level up and kindle bonfires."
>>693321015
Norman Reedus and the Funky Fetus
go
>>693321660
idk, school days?
>>693321806
Binding of Isaac.
>>693321806
binding of issac
>Kill things
>Sell Skin
>>693321805
well you arent wrong but its not the one i was thinking of.
>>693321961
nope
>>693313008
Spore?
>>693321760
jazz jackrabbit
>go to Africa
>literally shoot brain dead niggers
>>693310801
Reddit is that way my le friend
>>693322134
resident evil 5
>>693322044
lots of games
>Be US Marine
>Never talk
>Fuck up the Chinese
>Fuck up the Russians
>Sacrifice one of your squad mates
>meet some guru
>says some shit about light and dark
>go on a spirit quest through time
>gotta find a mystical land with a magic boat
>puzzles
>sequel
Haven't played that game in years, like 13+. Just bought it again on steam.
>>693313044
What game ISN'T this?
>90's boyband haircut
>HEEELLLLLLLP
>hot gook in the red dress
>hehehe stranger
Ride a flying chicken. The floor is lava.
>>693314040
underrated post
>>693322304
Battlefield 4
>>693322304
battlefield 4
>>693321471
wut
>>693322304
call of duty: shoot the people 2
Half-lizard abomination struts around a massive country like he owns the place while killing a whole lot of people and not-people, sometimes with his voice, and not all of them deserving it. He also steals a whole lot of stuff while he's at it, the bastard, but he's doing it to save the world, so it's okay I guess.
Also some other bastard starts a civil war because pointy-eared bastards don't like him doing stuff regarding religion. Apparently the aforementioned half-iguana bastard is the only bastard who can set this bastardly turn of events straight.
Meanwhile, T-Rexes start coming out of the woodwork and they are annoying as shit
>>693322564
holy shit same time lmfao
>>693322380
too easy
>flower mario
>aw so cute
>wait
>what is this
>whats going on
>no
>NO
>FUCK
>NOOOOOO
>lovecraft
>>693322133
Yep. Is it the same person getting these right?
>Be on a ship
>Find weapons
>Take a shit
>Kill someone
>Gets killed
>>693321471
Bioshock
>>693309207
New Updated 2016 Tor/Deepweb Links! Enjoy!
>be kid
>sister gets snatched
>midget pirate offers paid cruise vacation
>leave home island
>find annoying fucking boat
>take annoying fucking boat on adventure
>look up porn of this bird girl
>masturbate
>never finish game
You used to have honor, but now you don't
>>693315289
Skyrim? Or any elder scrolls game really
>>693317470
DayZ?
>be nigger
>steal bike
>proceed being nigger all over the place
>kill a bunch of niggers
>>693309207
>shit community
>full of middle aged nobodies
>literally custom made sex shops everywhere
>old as hell game
>Game with Chinese cartoons
>Jiggle physics up the ass
>Women transform
>>693322354
Shadow of the Colossus
The Last of Us
Bioshock
Any where the bad guy wins or where there's a no contest.
>>693322868
gta san andreas
>>693322868
GTA sa?
>>693322868
gta san andreas
>you're a babby
>make bad guys die
>kek you, God
>>693322868
San andreas.
>>693322892
second no-life
>>693322892
Second Life?
>something about time breaking
>live action cutscenes for some reasons
>I don't believe anyone finishes games like this in 2016
>>693317276
Underclock
>>693322680
same guy, give me some time to think on this one
>play as batmans long lost brother
>kill terrorists
>Find out terrorists were good guys
>help terrorists
>>693322993
ding ding
>>693322958
>>693322966
>>693322974
>>693322982
yeah, that was rather easy
>>693322771
LoZ: Windwaker
>you aren't mario.
>"I FUCKED YOUR MOM SO GOOD LAST NIGHT"
>PEW PEW PEW
>fuck i hate niggers
>>693322892
second life?
>>693323015
The ship?
>you are a special agent for the US
>you arent even american
>you're latino or something
>go to an island in asia
>kill some people
>blow shit up
>kill president inside a huge submarine base
>endgame
>Discount anime Second Life.
>>693323094
yep
>>693323015
I got one aswell T.T
King kong was my shit back in the day
>>693323158
just cuz
> Egineer
> PTSD
> Nichole is dead
k another one
>be nigger
>std hits hard
>nigger hands get blacker and all weird
>mutants, trippy ass flying
>kill the white guy
LEON! LEON! LEON!
Underage sex.
>>693323398
Prototype 2
>>693321320
Life is Strange
>gf gets kill
>daughter kidnapped
>get in jail, even though u dindu
>guy feels bad for u, gives u magic
>TimeForRevenge.webm
>kill alot of people
>rooftop sneaking
>Edgelord.jpg
>tfw u don't know what to do with the drunken sailor
Should be easy
>>693323247
yeah (presuming you're talking about 2)
>>693323499
yup. also checked
>wake up
>meet tardbot, become friends
>find smartbot, become aquaintances
>tardbot takes over
>find tardbot
>defeat tardbot
>be bald
>take some drugs
>ride a bike
>become a tranny prostitute
>join a wrestling championship
>try to save girl
>die
>>693323499
that's the answer to one above that no one has got yet
>>693323058
Damn you got me. I gave too many details
>>693323666
portal
>>693323251
dead space
>>693323147
Yes correct.
>War between the government and terrorists
>Build shit
>Mine some crystal
>Get tanks and other vehicles
>Aliens attack
>>693323524
Dishonored
>>693322044
Far Cry 3
>>693321760
jazz jackrabbit?
>insulted for playing this game
>boner doesnt care
>everyone in game insults you for playing this game
>boner doesnt care
>everyone assumes youre a kissless virgin for playing this game
>boner doesnt care
>boner doesnt care about any of that
>boner just wants those anime creampies
>candy crush anime fap session saga
>>693323486
re4
another one
>be white guy
>wake up after wild ass acid in some old man's house
>don't remember jack shit
>weird shit starts happening
>>693323486
Re4 wasn't the best re
>>693323766
Yep
>>693323942
Hunie pop
>>693323942
Huniepop
