ITT poorly described vidya
>what the fuck is this?
>what the fuck is that?
>now I'm green?
>now I'm a demon?
>why so many spiders?
>mommy issues
>>691585327
>aw sweet got a machete
>aaaand its broken
>lemme just climb this building to escape
>better yet, I'll use this grappling hook
>>691585327
Binding of Isaac
>>691585327
>oh shit where am I
>is this a basement
>gonna cry all over these fucking monsters
>a coat hanger?
>OH GOD ITS IN MY HEAD
>gonna cry on mom
>she dead
>crawl up inside her vajoo
>moist.jpg
>cry on her heart
>ascend to heaven
>kill yourself
Binding of Isaac.
>>691585680
Ding ding
>>691585512
dying light?
>>691585862
Yup.
>"Oh wow Im a sneakman!"
>"Look at that beehive"
>smug_face.jpg
>Shoot at beehive
>Cyka blyat runs away covered in bees
>>691586009
Metal gear solid 3
>I am kill?
>guess not
>using pins
>telekenisis and shit
>mc is a total edgelord
>not so edgy towards the end
>GOAT for DS
>>691586536
Murdered Soul Suspect
>Lifes Good
>War imminent
>My family is dead now
>meet king
>almost everyone dies
>DOG
>SEX
>TOLKIEN JERKING OFF
>Dragon
>Live by sex
>>691586821
Nope
>>691586845
Dragon age 2?
>>691587103
Nope.
>"GOOD HEAVENS, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME!"
>everyone dies
>>691587250
Over meme
>Time runs if you move
>More obscure than you think
>>691587250
Chrono Trigger
>>691587560
>im alive
>I'm dead
>I'm in hell
>no longer in hell
>>691587560
SUPER
HOT
SUPER
HOT
or supertruck.
>>691587560
Superhot?
>>691587670
Rouge legacy?
>>691587686
SUPER HOT indeed
>>691586845
shadow of mordor?
>>691586845
COMMON!
>>691587103 Was close!
>>691587942
No.
>Eat ice cream every day and have some gay chat
>Ends with MC getting goaded into assisting best friend with suicide
>>691587999
The witcher?
>>691588148
358/2 days?
>I don't understand why everyone said this game is hard
>why is this room empty
>HOLY SHIT!
>dead
>>691588340
your mom
>>691585327
Do thangs get triangles
>>691588340
Dank Souls.
>MC is a photography student
>You can fix mistakes
>Pedo is loose in school
>You have to choose between lesbian girlfriend or save town
>>691588335
>witcher
Nope.
>drink blood
>1 out of every 5 people is gay
>diggy-diggy hole
>>691588427
The story of link
>>691588476
I didnt even play it.
uhhhhhhh, fuck. tip of my tongue.
LOVE IS STRANGE!
>>691588475
hehe, spot on
>>691587670
Dank souls
>>691588335
aye
>>691588606
That's right
>>691588606
Kek
>>691587670
Dante's inferno
>spend hundreds of $$$
>cyka blyat
>die
>repeat
>>691585327
>doggo
>ching cong
>lol dicks in the sky
>snek
>>691588606
is life is strange but it's ok beacause OTP
>WHERE IS SHE
>shitty morality choices
>cool upgrade system
>shitty level up system
>switch between beta cuck and edgelord at will
>The triangle button is your best friend
>>691588877
Cs:Blow
>I write books
>Go to cabin
>Shits dark
>NOT EVEN WILD BERRIES
>poe
>>691589000
Bioshock?
>login
>realize the game is still shit
>logout
>Haul ass
>Dodge cars
>Get fined
>Make turn
>Crash
>Fuck
>creating world
>wake up
>"Say pal, you don't look so good"
>>691588514
Yeah
>>691589047
Alan Wake
>>691589115
Nope
>>691589136
ESO?
>>691589206
Ding
>>691589152
Assassins Creed revelations?
>>691589152
Don't Starve
>>691589136
Runescape
>sealed in stone by Hell's demons cause you're too badass
>wake up
>oh look a gun
>rip and tear until it is done
>>691589000
Infamous?
>>691586845
Dragon Age: Origins.
Human Track.
>>691589362
Winner
> Am nigger
> Hang with more niggers
> Kill more niggers
> Follow train
>>691589471
Yup, night.
>>691589498
San Adreas
>actual space cowboy
>ship got fucked
>nice stash of kush and shit tho
>fuck up planet's ecosystem
>fuck up every single colony on the planet
>strip-mine the entire place
>fix fucked up spaceship
>off to fuck some more shit up
>???
>profit
>>691589611
Mass effect 2?
>ANUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
>>691589611
STARBOUND.
>>691589704
nope
actually pretty obscure game
>>691589611
Pikmin?
>>691589783
OH SHID
NAILED IT NIGGA
>>691589611
Barbie's Space Adventures
>>691589857
NOVAKID RACE. STARBOUND. YES.
I played 500 hours
>>691587560
S U P E R H O T
U
P
E
R
H
O
T
>Postapocalyptic theme
>Kills rivals with your own body fluids
>Water fucking kills you
>>691589136
Diablo III
>Dad is kill
>Sister is kill
>Mother is kill
>Kill massive insects
>Might need some potions
>Or food
>Actually sister isnt kill
>Actually mother isnt kill
>Mother is kill
>Kill sister
>Sword talks to you
>Kill dragon
>in prison
>dude in the other cell talking shit
>secret door in your cell
>escape and get horse armor
>woken up midsleep
>assholes need my fucking help
>gives me a gun but no fucking bullets
>fuck this
>get on an escape pod and let the ship fucking die
>feel bad so go around looking for asshole survivors for an hour
>let them all die anyway fighting for me
>fall in hole
>meet monsters
>everything is canon
>>691590099
Witnessed. Also, Oblivion.
TWEWY
>>691590142
Halo
God I miss that game. I would honestly pay good money for a high quality remake
>>691590099
Oblivion, try harder next time.
>>691590164
Undertale
>>691590164
Silent Hill 4?
>>691590164
Alice in wonderland
>>691590243
well BOY DO I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU, HAVE YOU SEEN THIS NEW GAME CALL MASTER CHIEF COLLECTION?
>alright, first day here
>ah, inmates seem nice
>alri-
>did that nigger just shank a guy with a screwdriver
>red lights n shieeet
>swat team
>>691589948
eyy mayn
another one
>not space cowboy
>ranch is burn
>mum is kill
>bro is kill
>FUCKMYLIFE.jpg
>murderous rampage across the west
>trail of bodies behind you
>finally meets murderer
>it's you
>wat
>be dad
>lose kid
>be sad
>drugs
>dancing
>soup
>>691590344
>high quality remake
>Cast of misfits.
>Gritty reality tv show.
>Cartoons.
>Race track.
Picture Related.
>>691590403
Fallout 4?
Lets see who gets this one
>Kill fat basterd
>Kill lazy fucker
>Kill horny faggot
>Kill greedy midget
>Capture jelly bitch
>Kill angry giant
>Kill dickhead wizzard
>in prison
>friend helps you escape
>he gives you a bottle of juice and dies
>Monster saves you just in time
>repay the favor by killing it's race
>snow
>go run through caves killing zombies
>>691590368
Escapists
>>691590490
Nope. Post apocalyptic though
>>691590526
Winrar
>>691590403
The Forest?
>>691586536
World Ends with You
>>691590387
Red Dead
>>691590522
FfX?
>>691590621
Yup
> running
> no one for the past 3 hours of running
> no loot any where... oh look books of bull shut and a motorcycle helmet
> someone coming
Friendly friendly
> shot in head
> respawn and repeat
>>691590368
Riddick Butcher Bay?
>>691590586
ayy
>>691590656
nope
>>691590513
i want to say one of the elder scrolls games, but idon't remember any juice?
>>691589136
Every game by EA in the last decade?
>>691589438
DOOM 2 or 3
>>691590735
Nope, different game
>>691590770
Every survival mmo
>>691586536
second sight?
>>691590837
I don't think he's describing an Elder Scrolls game. None of them start where you have a friend helping you escape
>>691590860
It's Doom 4 (2016)
>>691590403
Heavy rain?
>>691585327
Binding of Iisac
>>691587250
Majora's mask
>>691591176
nope
>Go to Mansion
>Lantern
>spoopy stuff
>puzzles
>>691591334
Amnesia
>>691590503
Clash of cocks?
>>691591334
luigi's mansion
![[rolling].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4xAlfSb.jpg "[rolling].jpg")
>>691591103
>>691590837
>>691590513
>>691591458
Winner
>Winning
>Shit happens
>Losing
>Rage quit
>>691586536
The world ends with you
>>691590770
Walking simulator.
Oh wait my bad I meant to say DayZ Standalone
>>691590387
Westerado?
>>691590522
Skyrim?
I wonder who gets this one
>late to work
>horrible mistake
>trapped far underground with aliens
>military comes to help
>they betray you and just start killing everyone.
>kill them a lot
>invade other dimension
>kill giant baby
>now you're working for someone else
>>691589136
Guild wars 2
>best game of 2015
>total trendsetter
>improved on TOTAL GARBAGE attempt by A BUNCH OF BUTTHEADS
>was made by a man who is definitely at least 6'1
>>691591643
Any multiplayer game on a console
>>691591608
Oooooooh. Good one
>sack
>2-d
>Collecting things
>>691591770
Half life 1?
>>691591857
Little big planet
>>691591770
Half-life!
>collect the fruit anon
>is it apple or peaches?
>who cares just collect
>figs?
>hoolibigah
>>691591813
kek
toddposting is the best thing to come out of /v/
>>691589136
league of legends
>demon aliens
>holy Fuck it's a chainsaw
>can't look up or down
>>691591941
I figured that was too easy
>Mean computer lady that hates birbs makes fun of a mute lady
>>691591966
crash bandicoot
>>691591966
Crash bandicunt?
>>691592026
original Doom I think. never played the game tho
>>691591966
Best moment of Uncharted 4
Naughty Dog you clever dogs
>>691586845
skyrim w/mods
>>691592041
portal
too easy
>>691591813
Witcher 3
>>691588427
Zeldas adventure for the CDI?
>>691589611
Red Faction
>on a plane
>with your son
>crash
>everyone is gone
>where is my son
>oh look a safety axe
>time to break open luggage
>be space racoon
>"Rip you a new one"
>>691592093
Ding ding ding
>>691592173
The forest
>>691592173
The forest
too ez
>eat souls
>kill vampire
>>691589000
witcher 3
>>691592320
skyrim?
>Dallas
>convertible
>roof
>bang bang
>Save dude
>Knock off his helmet into the abyss
>he goes for it but gets trapped
>Save him again
>Repeat
>He now has a chain on it so i cant knock it off
>10/10
>black man and some vagrants harass you for help
>boolets is monies
>>691592209
Ratchet and Clank
>>691592360
Nope
>>691585327
>Skate
>Tagging
>Fuck da police
>>691592409
Metro series
>>691592361
Kill Bill? That's not a game... Is it?
>>691592409
enter the gungeon
>>691592135
NOOOOOOOOO
I said the BEST game of the year, WITH VAULTS AND MINORITIES AND IMPOSED MORALITY
RINGING ANY BELLS PUNK??????
>>691592471
Thug 2
>>691592320
legacy of kain soul reaver
>>691592427
DING DING DING
>>691585327
ooo look its a cat
cats my friend
cmere kitty lets go play in the dungeon
*youve recieved a windmill*
Hooker with british accent kills enemies with her ass
>>691592471
Jet set radio? (Or jet grind radio)
>>691592173
>on a plane
>*with your wifes son
FTFY
>>691592471
JGR or JSR
>>691592510
Yep
>NANO MACHINES
>NANO MACHINES
>NANO MACHINES
>NANO MACHINES
>NANO MACHINES
>NANO MACHINES
>>691592617
ayyyy that game was baller af
>>691592567
>>691592558
Winrars
>>691592537
Good taste of games, anon. Loved that series (first few at least, after Up Your Arsenal it became shiet)
>Castle is empty
>explore to find that gud po0$sy
>120 and find green lizard
>>691592494
As much as I don't like it, it was rewarded as game of the year
>>691592724
super mario 64
>>691590085
Fable?
>hot girl saves you
>you save different hot girl
>dragons
>hometown gets buttfucked
>move to big city with muh fam
>whole town is a dangerous retard zone
>like literally everyone needs your help
>befriend misfits
>misfits help you with your merc jobs, keeping the city safe
>city gets buttfucked anyways later on
>"lol it's all your fault"
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
Flagship
>>691591813
Fallout New Vegas wasn't in 2015 though.
>>691592703
Yeah, the first three and A crack in time were bomb af, kinda actually liked Gladiator too (Deadlocked for US regions)
>be kid
>wanna be secret agent
>level ups give you superpowers that are mostly useless
>all the cool ones are given to you in the story
>water actively wants to kill you
>someone is stealing brains
>Leader of a space ship
>Mission to save the galaxy
>Can be a cutiepie or a bitch on choice
>Wants to marry the bird/dinasaur sniper
>solve jigsaw puzzles
>asshole in a backpack
>become a toilet
>fuck witches
>>691592556
Overrated
>>691592486
Nope
>a boy falls in love with a girl
>unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girls phone number
>>691592967
Forgot about Deadlocked for a moment, that was nice. Never got to finish A Crack in Time, and the newer games were seemingly losing quality - ended up not caring.
>fratricide the game
>chase an old fag in who rides in a flying saucer
>preaches pacifism but deep down you love it
>>691593017
Bajo kazooie
>>691592918
Last of Us?
>>691593013
Mass Effect
>Femshep is best
>be at summer camp
>invade people brains
>goggles
>>691592918
dragon age 2?
>>691592996
Psychonauts
>>691592996
psychonauts bitch
>>691593258
Yep
Crowbar.
>>691593201
No
>>691593253
Got it
>>691593112
Catherine?
>>691593239
never played it but phychonauts
>steal lods of money
>will never be enough to buy all the DLC
>>691592921
Saints Row 4?
>lots of disabled girls
>feeels
>>691591467
Nope
>>691593217
Yeah.
>My nigga
>pick up a weel gun
>>691593384
Payday 2
Hard mode
>BRRRT
>fsss
>BRRRT
>FWOOP
>FWOOP FWOOP
>Q
>BEEPBEEPBEEP
>BOOM
>Quintakill
>>691593384
Payday 2?
>>691593406
Katawa shoujo?
>>691592933
If you mention that garbage game once more i will blow this whole stinking forum to kingdom come
Do not test me; I was in the chess club
>>691593401
Nope
>>691593406
heart attack simulator
>>691586009
Far cry primsl
>>691592566
ISHYGDDT
>mister skeltal
>sorcerer
>undead army
>slash everything
>>691593455
Battleborn
>>691593125
I mean Nexus was kinda good, but it as same as the most of other PS3 RC games, were just too short! Dunno about the PS4 remake that recently came out
>deicide
>>691593461
Still better than fallout 4 doe
>>691593455
Overwatch
>>691593504
negatory
>>691593455
overwatch w/ bastion you nigger
>>691593496
Medievil? Think that's how it's spelled
>>691593544
fugg
>crowbar
>Shots
>Explosions
>Fuck Activision
>Fuck Activision
>Fuck Activision
>>691593461
>filename
Kek
>>691592820
Winner winner chicken dinner
>it's the end of the world as you know it
>and i feel fine
>>691593587
yessir
>>691593535
FALLOUT 4 WAS A MASTERPIECE YOU RANCID SWINE
>>691593604
Mario Kart
>be new kid
>make friends
>friends die or kill everything
>festivals suck
>>691593604
Hat fortress 3
>actually a videomeme
>posted in every one of these threads
>overated
>memes
>goat
>pronouns
>memes
>porn is alright tho
>did I mention memes?
>also goat
I actually decribed it poorly
>yay
>>691592486
Nope
>>691593604
Half life 3 confirmed
>shitty Town
>shitty wife
>hired & fired in one Day
>bro doge
>buying milk
>shit's going down
>buying car parts
>shit's going down
>pick-up letter from post
>shit's going down
>buying napalm
>factory dieded
>everybody hates me
>kill everybody
>kill and blow up isis base
>zombie apocalypse
>kill cow demon
>nuke the Town and gtfo with doge
>MFW forgot bout almond cake
>gotta save my sister
>oh look a dragon
>mfw I can't talk anymore, but have dragon friend
>>691593456
>>691593452
ez
>is this blood?
>that's blood
>fuck that's a lot of blood
>dammit
>why do I have to do everything around here
>my girlfriend is dead
>i wanna go home
>fuck space
>space is gay
>>691593731
Postal 2
>>691593698
Undertale. Great game.
>>691593698
Undertale?
>>691593742
Shadow of the colossus?
>>691585327
Little nemo
>>691593778
Ded spez
>alarm goes off
>come on it's time to go
>play Tetris with your car supplies
>start trip with uncle
>car starts smoking
>papers,please
>get back home cuz bridge is WIP
>ayy lmao starts some bullshit with crime boss
>series jumps the shark while doing backflips at this point
>>691593778
dead space ezpz
>handsome rich bad guy looking for treasure
>annoying robot finds you barely alive
>shoot people
>sexy bartender
>driving controls are shit
>>691593800
Yup, ez
>>691593778
dead space
>>691593826
Nope
>>691593873
Borderlands 2
>>691593873
hitmania
>>691593873
Borderlands 2?
Not sure, never finished it.
>>691593684
The Stick Of Truth
>come from squatland
>lots of bowling
>occassionelly shoot people
>>691593845
2ez
>terrorists win
>jk terrorists never win
>unless you play pvp
>(no one plays pvp)
>Brother rapes sister
>Sister kills herself
>Father is an asshole
>No women left
>Find last girl
>ohshit.jpg
>timetokillmutants.jpg
>>691593935
>>691593989
Correct
>>691593742
Wind waker?
> everything is clay
> eat beans
> fart out of top of head
> melt faces
>>691593742
Drakengard
>>691594013
Nah
>>691593804
>>691593816
Ye
>spider is better than goat tho, just saying
>>691594067
I can see how you get that, but no
>>691593013
100% mass effect
>>691594023
GTA 4
Classic
>square blocks
>>691594031
trash: the game
>>691594088
Yep
>>691594085
what the fuck
I need to play this, what is it
>Got a letter
>Go to the town where you had your honey moon
>meme villain
>doge
Lowkey how do I use getleaks?
>>691594175
Minecraft
>>691590503
Dantes Inferno?
>>691593671
Fallout 4 was alright, a complete disappointment though. And only 2 big DLCs is some lazy bullshit
>be a mentally retarded walking dingo
>have a girlfriend who abuses you
> try to stop some weird asshole from conquering the world
>little robot fucker comes storming in your room while you put some fancy metal on walls
>try to destroy it and accidently kill teammate
>shit gets out of hand and everybody kills each other
>hate your desk job
>depressed, at wit's end
>say fuck it all and leave town
>make friends
>raise animals
>plant crops
>get married
>cursing scare crow
>singing shit
>flowers with tits
>damn this is on n64?!
>>691593133
hint: It' gets pretty Wily
>>691594308
stardew valley
>washington invents the wheel
>neighbour ghandi responsible for the manhattan project
>>691594308
Harvestor le Mune?
>>691594308
Stardew valley
>>691594317
Conker's Bad Fur day
>>691594372
Civ
Too ez
>fursuits meow meow
>throw guns at people
>wub wub wub
>Just be regular guy
>Work as lumberjack
>Go to work one day
>You and your lumberjack buddies are so good
>You actually lumberjacked your way through the entire forrest
>Suddenly a massive army walks into your town through the path you lumberjacked
>They start hitting buildings with swords
>Shit is lit
>Out of nowhere Shelby Cobras start shooting the army
>>691593439
Antichamber?
>>691594372
Civ series
>>691594317
Conkers bad fur day
>>691594085
Interested
>>691585327
>ooo look a kitty
>kitty is friend
>go into dungeon with kitty
>*youve obtained a windmill*
>>691594446
hotline Miami?
>>691594308
didn't play it but harvest moon?
>>691594317
Conker bad fur day
>triangle tits
>club
>boyfriend
>demon
>hospital
>am half she - devil
>gargoyle dude
>>691594559
ding ding ding
>green beings
>discover galaxy
>git gud at physics
>>691594249
No, but stick with the "hell" theme
>>691594593
Tomb raider?
>>691585327
What anime is this from?
>Nigger
>Redneck
>Lazy ass rich guy
>Anon
>lags
>lags
>cheaters
>lags
>after 500 years of playing u still cant buy anything coz shit's expensive
>>691594644
Kerbal Asshole exploration program
>be robot
>kill cute things to protect other cute things
>go to hell
>be a divine being
>do divine being things
>get cuckedd
>bigger divine being takes away your divine powers
>out kill bigger divine being
>>691594644
katamari Damaci ez
>>691594710
Gtav
>>691594671
Yup
>>691594696
Love live
>>691594696
Love live
>>691590503
Devil may cry?
>alarm goes off
>play Tetris with car supplies
>start trip with uncle
>car starts smoking
>papers,please
>close game cuz bridge is WIP
> nice Ass
> zombies
> Elvis zombie
> Shiro!
>>691594696
https://youtu.be/RyJsRSArNYY
>>691593868
Saints row 3
>>691594760
Yep
>>691594747
God of war?
>>691594747
That's Thor. Not a video game
>>691594745
oh fuck yes cave story
>>691594879
Yes
>>691594902
Boo
>>691594446
Saints row 4
>be me
>eating pudding
>friends demand a fight
>get knocked the fuck out
>wake up
>no memories
>befriend enemies and find new enemy
>we go get the keys to our house
>dropkick the squatting bitch
>go back to eating pudding
>>691594747
God of war
>>691594776
Nope.
Ill give a hint
> Pumpkins
>>691594603
Vampire the masquerade or sum shit
>>691594747
Asura's wrath
>shoot zombies
>what're ya sellin', stranger?
>blonde cunt keeps getting kidnapped
>ride off in a jet ski
>>691595034
Nope
>>691594955
Neptunia?
>>691595101
Resident evil 4
>>691594907
Yes sir
>>691595139
yep
>>691595183
it's a goddamn masterpiece
Guess this one
>Nice shot
>Thanks
>Great pass
>Thanks
>Defending
>keep talking to himself
>new jersey
>ex cop
>kill faggots
>saõ paulo
>kill more faggots
>begging to die
>shitty security guard
>jumps like money
>can shoot reaaaally slow
>have precious items
>green fat asses steal them
>wtf fuck those guys
>hurl yourself against their buildings until they collapse and die
>am i glad to be alive
>thomas the tank engine outta nowhere
>whole place in chaos
>flee into a nearby city
>plan on getting rewarded with pussy & gold for information.
>told to instead climb a mountain because I'm "different"
kms
>>691595353
Max Payne 3
>>691594457
age of empires
>>691594214
>>691594545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozqdqnyusjw
>>691595400
angri burbs
>>691595435
Yep
>>691595417
Skyrim
>>691595299
Chat disabled 3 seconds...
Chat disabled 2 seconds...
Chat disabled 1 seconds...
XD
>be me
>work shitty mining operation in the fucking cold
wishiwasbackonmars.wav
>find a box out in the snow
>die within the first 30 minutes of beginning the game
MC's name is two birds
tfw no one gets it
>ex cop
>ekhem EX SWAT
>i never asked for this
>penis creator 2k15
that is all
>rip mom
>oh hi dad, who's that boy
>your brother now
>am hero?
>why do we walk everywhere
>be me
>life sucks dick
>die
>become a badass
>free the slaves
>fuck up the industry
>kill industrial overlords army
>kill industrial overlord
>fuck bitches
>drink beer
>>691595282
Agreed, some of the best gameplay I've ever encountered
>>691595437
>>691595550
Both correct
>>691595629
what is that? I need this.
>>691595737
No you need to get laid
>>691595592
Red faction?
