Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>690495983
It's really chill of you to take this work on yourself bro. Really is.
Still amazed. Your work is great.
>>690495927
I don't like where this is going
>>690496600
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>>690496480
Perfect size.
>>690495983
>Akibro
Thanks for putting me in the list, can't wait to see how it turns out!
How much time does it take to make one? Must be quite some work
>>690496200
>Tsunato
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1834683
Here you go little Tsunato~
I also found one for Birb
I've become more happy than I usually am
But that may be because I don't have to worry too much about money now
>>690496348
>Glasses person
Alright, have some unhappy glasses then
I only wanted to try it, the brand is Grand Marnier~
>>690496015
The best kind.
>>690496268
Same to you, there's another version that's too lewd to post.
And another Kanaya claim.
Still here
>>690496348
(Mirai)
Do you use Telegram at all? I just got it a few weeks back, only talk to Milinda, Shino, and Yuno.
>>690496743
Yes, I am the perfect size, thank you.
claimed!!
Shuu re-claimed.
Still wondering about breakfast in hell.
Miho claimed
>>690496749
The best.
Mumei claimed :D
>>690495763
I should learn how to make it. I told you im a chef right? i can cook pretty much anything. I used to make some kinda of middle eastern thing i believe it was called boracks? or some shit. It was basically hamburger onions cinnamon wrapped in a eggroll and u squezze lemon on it. super good.
You can make sloppy joes at home by litterally browning hamburger dicing onions mixing in garlic powder, mustard, ketchup, and brown sugar
>>690496860
>Equatorial Yuuko
>>690496744
>glasses person
I chuckled
Im eating another hotdog, Im no longer eating the hotdog
Cutest shoe.
>>690497095
>>690496743
That's what she said
>
>>690495339
I only know the long GOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL
>>690495681
Really? It's the best when you're body isall heated
>>690495804
Damn you other countries... damn you all...
>>690496200
Dude I hate it so much! I'm trying to keep a nice small chat without getting a headache and people wanna get loud. You'll love him
>>690496860
Yes.
>>690496982
Your melting!
>20/20 waifu claimed
>>690495066
(Mumei)
Then I'll skip episode 1. Is your waifu a killer of demons, then?
>>690496200
(Maki)
>sparkles
And I don't normally sparkle. But that, was a sparkle moment. Can't wait for his return.
>>690496744
Ah, I've had it. Not something I'd drink regularly.
>tsun glasses are fine too
>>690496707
just let the sloppiness overwhelm you
>>690496722
rolling
>>690496834
this is kagami
>>690496826
Minigirls are my thing. What show is Aizawa from again?
>>690497176
Exactly.
Akiko claimed
>>690496395
>Mumei
Yeah I'll probably be back in a few hours. I don't like sleeping very much. Night terror stuff
>>690496436
>Yuuko
>that pic
>that filename
Not japanese. Japaneeeeeeese
Sounds like a great day Yuuko
>>690496546
>Yuno
You were pretty fucking annoying that time man, but I know you're an okay guy. I still haven't forgotten when you were there for me when I had my breakdown. We're cool man, just don't piss off your bros and know when to stop.
>>690496707
As if I have anything better to do with my time. What else do I do? Overwatch? HAH
Thanks for the compliment bro. It feels nice to be appreciated
>>690496744
No problem. This is pretty fun fo me as well. Creative way to kill time and I polish my skills a bit. It takes about 1-2 hours of concentrated work to make one from scratch depending on how complex the character is. Dio's was only half the time of Rory's
>>690497143
I still respect you
>>690497303
Actually I Am
This is my waifu, it's supposed to be Moa Metal
my dog has a tumor
rip my dog lol
>>690497107
I am ok with this
>>690497207
I'm ok with this
>>690497296
this is konata
>>690497453
Your posts gave him cancer
>>690496801
I don't use most any forms of social media. I'm more of the "sicko who goes to 4chan and posts about 2d Vietnamese cave painting threads" kind of guy.
>>690497143
Gotta go fast
>>690496906
shit dude I didn't know you were a chef
That's pretty baller. You work at a resteraunt or something?
We got rory here too, he's a chef. I never heard of boarcks. Never heard of somethin with cinamon either lol
Sloppy joes sounds good. How do you brown a hamburger?
>>690496857
Hello, are you new, or too old for me to remember?
>>690496754
Hey there. Are you new, or too old for me to remember?
>>690497358
>Overwatch?
But those roadhog hours man.
Gotta stomp plebs when ranked comes out and dva gets buffed.
>>690496600
Where da trap waifus at?
>>690496982
Glad to make someone chuckle~
>>690497176
At least you can have good guns ;-;
Same, but it's always good to try new stuff
>Tsun is best dere
>>690497358
Glad to know you're liking it
I'm guessing megumeme's gyate gyate would've taken quite some time because of the hat
>>690497255
Well they are the living dead but you'll learn as you get into it friend :D
> what anime is your waifu from btw?
>>690497206
Mmmmm so good.
>>690497143
This too. MMMM
>>690497434
Wat
>>690497599
Not a trap, but a tomboy is close enough.
>That second seasons message is still lost on me
>>690497683
>Same, but it's always good to try new stuff
>Tsun is best dere
was meant for >>690497255
>>690497568
I know thanks
>>690497575
I've been here almost all day, claiming and reclaiming Kanaya
>>690497296
no u
>>690497599
in the trash
>>690497573
I feel ya. I'm slowly becoming that guy as well, I can't remember the last time I used Facebook to any capacity.
>>690497176
Clearly you don't watch enough. It's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!!!!
>>690497320
Mooo.
>>690497685
Yup.
>>690497764
The name of the show, dingus.
>>690496744
>Tsunato
Thought we had an agreement, 50%.
Wew laddy, must of overlooked this when I was scavenging. Time to hit the booru up once again. I'm glad to hear that, it's nice to see someone advancing forward. Hope you'll get a promotion so you can have even more.
>>690496828
Kek
>>690497176
Kek, trust me I would now about loud. It gets annoying really quick. Just want to ask them, y tho? Why do you feel the need? I already am.
>>690497255
You sparkle in my eyes though. Likewise, he said depending on how things go tomorrow they may be back a day earlier.
>>690496436
I'll give that you that, it has been a pretty good day, Pretty rare too. How was yours?
>>690496546
I try. See ya around man.
>Best idol claimed
>>690497575
A little of both, rarely get to be on or catch these.
But one must always respect one's Waifu/husbando and keep them safely claimed, right?
>>690497599
>traps
>>690497683
>glasses person
>forgetting to reply to me
It's like I'm not even here. Oh well
>>690497599
Good taste to be honest.
>>690497575
Yeah im a chef. I have pics of some of my stuff. Im currently not working atm.Im going to be going back to school. Maybe going a diffrent route. Ive been working in fine dining for 10 years.
Pic Related Pork Belly Foi Gras with Chives Micro greens Cherry Reduction and crushed cashews.
>>690497936
>dingus
Woah, dude. You went too far.
>>690497849
>>690498093
You guys disappoint me.
>>690496857
>tonight we dine in hell
>>690497839
Apologies friend, I'm usually welcoming the new people and help them get settled or make friends. I've been busy for a while though.
I'm Karen, pleased to meet you.
>>690498038
Ah alright, used to claim but now you're back? Welcome back then. See above. I hope you enjoy your time here.
>>690498199
Fine dining for the last 10 years? Holy shit man how old are you?
That looks so fucking good. I don't eat pork and I'm fasting right now but motherfucker that looks amazing.
>>690497533
....
>>690497920
Moo night
>>690498153
Glasses.
I'm going to bed night everyone.
>>690498518
Dude im 30. Im not a fan off goose liver ontop of pork anyhow but ppl like it. i feel old now.
>>690498002
Sorry, couldn't resist
I will not get a promotion because I'll quit once my glasses and phone is payed, going to the army after that~
Hope you'll feel better soon
>>690498153
I'm so sorry..
Have my favourite glasses pic as apology!
>>690498653
Goodnight beautiful
>>690497303
Oh bb~
>>690497683
Whats banned over there?
>>690497867
No I do not as you can see
>>690498002
When the fam loud and too turnt. Ayeeeee!
>>690498518
Pleasure to make your acquaintance Karen.
Claiming Korra
>>690497764
Jitsu wa Watashi wa
>>690498653
Goodnight.
I am looking for a waifu partner to spend the rest of my life with
I am ready to settle down with a fellow weeb and just have sex and eat manwiches together
2708 W 27th Pl, Yuma, AZ 85364
That is my address, feel free to contact me on facebook if you are interested, my name is "Kyle Lopez"
>>690498518
Thank you Karen, and quite alright, so many people to remember and forget. Oddly these are one of the most chill and cozy of niche threads on /b/, so indeed I will.
>>690497575
Fuck I totally forgot ranked is still coming.
Yeah well I'm already playing with level 150-200 people when I soloQ. Not sure at what skill level I'll end up
>>690497683
Megumeme already has Gyate gyate but that hat really wouldn't have taken me that much time It covers a lot of the head and is a pretty simple shape
>>690498153
Poor Mirai
Have my (You) and my glasses
>>690498915
>manwiches
Be right over
>>690498915
i want your manwich ;)
>>690497936
>This is a "Nobody In Particular" kinda title...
>>690498392
no you dissapoint me
>>690498915
kyle
>>690499183
it's literally called Actually I Am
>>690498915
Doc dropping is against the rules.
>>690498761
>That file name
>That pic
kek.
>>690497867
Oh god, I deleted my last FB account in 2011. Had one troll account and a real one.
>>690498002
That would be nice. I wanna hear about his adventures.
>>690498653
Thank you, Miho. Your waifu a 20/20. Night!
>>690498746
Black half-frames. So elegant.
You do care.
>>690499347
dont pull me over mr officer ;p
>>690498915
Time to send dragon dildos to that address.
>>690498915
>Arizona
Why would anybody want to live in a desert?
>>690497685
She's from Kyoukai no Kanata (Beyond the Boundary)
>>690499183
Like when you playing call if duty or some shit on Xbox and you ask what button switches weapons to your friend and he says Y and youre like because i need to switch guns
Then he tells you the button y not why
>>690499640
its pretty hot x_x
120F today
>>690499523
Send Reagan v Bush 84 shirts
>>690497358
I fail to see how this affects you in any way whatsoever, you guys seriously cant be THAT bothered by my fun
Scroll down, close yo eyes, you dont need to see that shit when its not direct towards you, its not that hard and besides, I am also casually talking with others, its not like Im spaming that shit one post at a time
beautiful glasses waifus ITT, nice.
>>690498717
Kekek, I'm 19 We got like 11 years between us bro
Still friends.
Don't feel old, by the way you talked I woulda guessed you were like 21 or something man
>>690498799
You too, friend. Another time I would have sparked up a conversation and made you feel at home. Not at the moment though.
Stick around and drop into conversations when you feel like it. The people with no replies usually have stories to tell.
>>690498928
See above again. Apologies for the impersonal replies but I am stretched for time at the moment.
I'll chat you up later.
>>690499640
hey!! what's wrong with a desert???
>>690498761
Many, many weapons
Some blades are banned because they look dangerous
Most firearms are banned there unless it's a hunting weapon
But I'm not too familiar with those laws so don't quote me
>>690499086
Yeah I know, was saying that as "good thing she already have one"
I could've worded that better.
>>690499436
Of course I do
>>690499748
Oh no, its the cancer autism mutant
>>690499086
I appreciate the (You)
>>690499338
I know, but there's a doujin artist called "Nobody In Particular" and there's this whole green text story of people asking for the artists name, getting tole "Nobody In Particular", and they keep asking for the name thinking that no one wants to tell them. This reminds me of that.
>>690499766
>
>>690498746
I'll remember this~
Oh really? How long will that be? It's great that you have everything planned out, hope all goes well. Thank, I appreciate that.
>>690498653
Sleep tight.
>>690498761
Topkek, you know the culture too well.
>>690498915
You've outdone yourself now.
>>690499436
It really would be. From what he's told me it's been pretty rough. Although he did say that one day he saw a rainbow out there after the night rain. Couldn't get a picture sadly.
>>690498915
U ghey or wot?
>>690499999
nice 9s
>>690499786
Meh You'll see when you hit 30 its the same as being like 21 or some shit. English is your second language right? how do you write it so well?
>>690499746
>>690499766
We /glasses/ now?
>no one in particular
>>690499786
I'm just happy that I was greeted, yes, whenever is fine, please don't worry about me, just wading back into the pool.
>>690499436
I may delete it, I just never use it. Most people just text me nowadays anyway.
Do you play any vidya at all?
>>690499748
>>690499834
Oh boy, here we go.
>*grabs popcorn*
>>690499999
Well shit.
>>690499436
Dude these gifs are getting me wet keepum coming.
>>690499640
Nobody that has lived there for their whole life like me haha.
>only basically snow birds want to live in AZ
>>690499664
Thanks dude :D
> what goes on in it?
>>690499999
You gonna check that?
>>690499999
Kek'd and Check'd
>>690499999
>quints confirm
>>690499786
I will be away for some time. I do hope we have the opportunity to speak later.
>>690499999
>>690499999
>>690500096
Nigga we always/glasses/
>>690499999
Glorious!
>>690499935
Are you planning on teasingme, Boss~?
>kek
By the end of this month everything will be paid. Probably going enlist next month if I find all the papers I need and then wait for my orders
>>690499999
Nice
>>690499999
Should've rolled for Karen lewds!
Rory-sama claimed
>>690499999
Forgot pic
>>690500118
Keemstar pls
>>690500190
>>690500101
Thank you both for understanding. Enjoy your stay. My best advice is to stay out of drama when it happens, as it usually keels over. Ignore shitposters.
>>690500085
Yeah dude, I learned it when I was a kid from tv and books. I think in english and speak in arabic ya know? It's pretty good.
My aunt is getting me an internship at her work. I might get to start writing stuff soon. I'm pretty pumped yo.
>>690499738
>>690499790
Maybe I'm too much of a canuck to understand, but I really don't see the appeal of hot, dead no man's land. Why not move?
>>690500468
This is the time where I could use the angry ohayo kekeke
>>690500632
no disasters, no floods, earthquakes, tornadoes, just sun B)
>>690500571
The FUCK did you just call me?!
>>690500473
stunning pic choice!
>>690500811
You heared me, wachu gon do bout it homo?
>>690499999
Checked and kek'd.
>>690500428
Maybe, maybe not~
>Boss... Harder.
Nice man, what branch are you enlisting to?
>>690500571
>>690500118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk52LHdxVM8
>>690499808
I shall return the sentiment!
>>690499935
Sometimes I have to remind myself that he doesn't actually pilot the Baby Magnum hahaha.
>>690499999
N3p
>>690500118
I do, but I'm not current on anything. Like, sold my Xbone and computer early March and haven't gotten online in a while. Still play PS3, 360, and Nin 64, sometimes.
>>690500154
Most of my folder is gifs. I don't have a choice, now do i?
>>690500154
Race of humans called Spirit World Warriors who can see demons, fight them for money. MC is half-demon and immortal and Mirai is there to kill him.
>>690500731
Fuck it, I was gunna do it today at home, but I got called into work early. I'll see how my laptop fairs. Wish me luck!
>>690501077
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEETSSSSS GEEEET RRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGHHTT INTO THE NUUUUUUDDESSSSS
>>690500381
Actually, I'M always glasses.
>>690501005
>>690500982
Nigga I'll fucking slice you're fucking throat open.
Crossbreed priscilla claimed
>>690501286
>>690501202
noods where?
>>690501005
fish
>>690499370
Thanks fam
>>690499808
Poor Canada:^(
>>690499935
I wonder why~
>>690501372
Oh yeah??? *tightens fingerless gloves* *draws elucidator* bring it the fuck on fuccboi!
>>690501496
My anus
*glub glub*
>>690501443
:D
>can you be serious pls
>>690501125
Gotcha. I haven't played any N64 in a long time. Mario 64 and SSB were my jam way back when.
>>690501631
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2LU-lC-WX0&feature=youtu.be
>>690500852
I had to upres myself, but I do like that one.
>>690501286
>
>>690501598
My nig
We can share her right
>>690501769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3kCMJ-3uMM
>>690501077
I'm not scared of you~
>He's coming too?
I'm going into the Army, as a simple infantryman
>>690501125
Good
>>690501598
But at least I get to drink my sadness away...
:^)
>>690501474
missed you
it's 5 am here
>>690501791
If I get these edits correct, I might try my hand at a Rory one. Interested?
>>690501802
I'ma get you tonight, just you watch.
>>690501496
fish
>>690501980
it's 7 pm here
>if you need to sleep it's ok
>>690501908
https://youtu.be/jItbWZY9SwQ
>>690502047
Akiko was scratch making one and said he would be done earlier, but if you wanna have a go, sure.
>>690502327
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESuWnNW5H7o
>>690502208
Just want to spend a little time here.
Was your day good?
>>690501249
WE
>>690501802
Yeah dude. I've done it before
>>690502348
Rory akiko finished his ohayo
You weren't here
>>690502047
>Karen
Got to go , e-body. Talk with you all later.
>>690502477
The feet are okay at best
>>690502348
Guess I'll wait for their results then.
>>690502646
Take care, Mirai
>shinoa bro
So many weaponized waifus too, I like very much.
>>690502646
night!
>>690502477
Best feet I've ever seen, hand (or feet) down.
I'm still playing league
>>690502646
See you later Mirai :D
>>690501631
hmm?
>>690502208
fish
>>690502646
Farewell
>yuuko
>>690503041
Hmmm?
i have arrived
>>690502477
she should wear sandals or flip flops or her feet will get dirty
>>690501125
>>690502646
Kek, it'd be great if he did. Anyways, see ya Mirai Stay safe.
>>690501202
Keemstar is a living meme.
>>690501598
Is it because of a certain someone~?
>>690501947
You'll learn to be~
>Going to play you like a damn fiddle :^)
The standard eh? Well stay safe out there man.
nini waifufags, til next
>>690503466
Maybe~
>shinoa bro
>>690503440
Rolling for steal
