Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Claimed
>>690205260
I just finished overlord and it was short so i can burn through it
>>690205761
Ive never done any of that stuff so i wouldnt know anything about it
>>690205774
Pretty much. For me its water and tea. It does suck but its good at the same time. IT BE A BLESSING AND A CURSE LAD
>>690205783
Thats what we did back home too. Me and 2 other cousins have the 5th, 7th, and 9th as birthdays so we all just waited for a big party growing up
>>690205796
Dont you play league in your downtime? Also do you just not sleep good or are you staying up late?
goodnight friends
>no music tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu6r7Yd_iG8
Fuck man, at least tell me what I did wrong to lose a friend and to make them ignore me so I don't do it again, that's the worst thing for me.
skinhead lookin ass
>C A N C E R
>>690206597
Still here
>>690206694
goodnight
>>690206692
Its easy and fun BUT we got some nofunallow police so tread lightly and crank it up if you feel like making people salty
>>690206597
I go away for like an hour...
God damn Wtf guys
Why?
>>690206694
FISHHHHHHhhhhhh
still here
and
>>690206694
night fish
>>690206381
i dont dress in my room. you can see in from all of it and the blinds are bad. that would be awkward
![Syndra [122].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P5bc56Q.jpg "Syndra [122].jpg")
>>690205742
Besides the connection problems, fine i guess
What about you? Pleased any old men?
>>690206166
Because all if the things i want to do involve me getting out of the house.
>>690206911
he's talking to you y'know >>690206700
Someone make a filter for that Yuno cuck?
>>690206912
non lewd megumeme?
>>690206694
goodnight fish
>>690206959
I hope you're not bored for too much longer.
Also, Rory claimed again~
>>690206911
Im talking this size
>i forgot i was in the thread
>>690206952
Undress then ?
Remove blinds , unlock window , undress and wait
>>690206959
No I haven't pleased old men in a while now. I'm fine too just tired might go to sleep soon
>>690207022
source?
Claimed.
>>690206692
Yeah I got my moms on the 18th and brothers on the 19th. Then I got 2 cousins on the mid 20s, and then I am there on the 31st. I just wait to see what hasn't been done.
>>690206692
Well at least you don't have to worry about the sugar intake from it. Topkek, I bet it is. You're being sparred and damned at the same time.
>>690206376
Boi don't tell me you didn't regret that after you did it.
>>690206508
>more of the "cola" taste to it
Perfect way to put it, it's way more pungent. Cheery anything is fantastic
>>690206694
goodnight hsif
>Best idol claimed
Claim
>>690206376
>>690206911
read filenames, second one wasn't me
Was trying to talk it out with you
do whatever you want though
>>690206166
Alice?
>>690206827
Crap I really can't remember.
Are you the one that hates needles?
>>690206118
oh okay so it's an outfit
>>690207073
Someone make a filter for that nonwaifu posting cuck that lurks waifu?
>Night guys!
>>690207087
That other guy wasn't me
>>690207326
sleep tight lollipop
>>690207092
Aww. Thank you for offering to share earlier.
So we need a way to differentiate ourselves.
Chefbro Rory is me then.
>>690207326
woah le such good insult
>>690207417
get on discord?
>>690207243
Alice from MGQ.
>>690207483
aka AusRory aka RealRory. Hi.
>>690207165
i would be stressing so hard
>>690207326
Salty lol
>>690207243
Yeah pretty much
>>690207216
I don't think I've seen just Cherry Pepsi but I HAVE seen Cherry Vanilla Pepsi
It's not bad but I think it'd be better without the vanilla
Goodnight everyone
>>690207483
Okay, so this is chefbro
>>690207092
and this one is the other one
So...
you guys have same filenames
How do we tell you apart?
>>690207728
But I think the other one was here earlier?
So would that make him the real rory?
what?
>>690206912
The hell you mean an hour? You some time wizard?
>>690207152
That's THICK not long you liar..
>>690207216
I aint regretting shit, that was the bomb
>>690207243
Ay man Im doing my thing and ya niggas taking this shit like its the end of the world
>>690207326
Sleep well bb~
>>690207516
What, i don't have discord
I'm the newfag megu
>>690207816
>not long
>implying it isnt atleast 4 feet
>implying you will be walking fine after this
>implying implications
>>690206952
Kek, stirring up threads is so fun
>>690206911
I might try it just to see sometime. Dont give the others a hard time though. They just dont want it to be the whole thread because it can turn easy i think
>>690207214
Im pretty sure its just a curse within every family to have a july birthday. At least its really easy to keep up with though
>>690207216
The biggest soda i drink is sprite because its never given me any problems over the years and it still tastes pretty good. Thank you based sprite
2 megumins and 2 Rorys
Wow, just wow.
Claimee
>>690207783
Then when you are asleep and seminaked
Rolling for Karen
Claimed
>>690207816
alright then, just know that I'm not the anon poster or the guy that talked shit
if I have something to say I'll say it with my face
>>690207847
What...?
Are you megumin number four then?
So the lewdposter was number three?
What?
>>690207982
Had a feeling it was you
the shit you do is pretty funny but posting other people's pictures is a low blow yo
>>690208111
come on now Mi
>>690208051
tomato
>>690206694
Goodnight.
>>690207483
No problem, it would be the right thing to do. itbro Rory for me it is.
>>690207813
I'll rename mine soon so it's more obvious. It'll be like (0), (1) for file names until I get some screenshots from the anime to have reaction pictures.
>>690207847
I also do not have this discord, though I've never used it before.
>>690208019
I was pretending to be megu
>>690207813
Chefbro is very particular with grammar.
I'll also try to fix up filenames.
>>690208111
Awwwwwww
Sheeeeiiiiiiiiiit
>>690208019
Chefbro has been here for a while.
Chefbro will use the memes.
>>690208235
Heres that full pic for you then.
>>690208202
>This isn't Mi
>This is repentance for bread folder
>>690207953
IS THAT A FUCKING CHALLENGE?
>>690208003
Nah dont bother nigga, these babies value their thread too much apparently unless you can take the heat or thrive off salty niggas
>>690208019
How new are you? There's 3 shinoas and like 500 yunos
>>690208202
k
>>690207802
>Cherry Vanilla Pepsi
HOL UP, I know what I'm doing tomorrow.
Thanks for the info Mugi, sleep tight.
>>690207816
Yeah and the bomb was in your fucking mouth. Kek, gg though, couldn't do that.
>>690208003
>Sprite
Ayyy, if we're talking best clear soda you just named it. That's good though, still able to enjoy it a bit.
>>690207847
are you the after 89 cent megumeme megumeme?
>>690208254
so you were lewdposting as mugmeme?
>>690208395
It wasnt really a challenge we were planning on you sitting on it already
>>690208437
Wut r u? Casul?
Did i miss ERP? daaaayum this place is crazy today.
>>690208581
>we
EXCUSE ME?
Well, pretty fucking palpable he's not going to respond to my god damn simple question, I'm going to try to get some sleep despite my anger and analyzation of a large quantity of things, and the head ache I've gotten from doing the latter. Good night or whatever.
>>690208679
Damn nigga where you been! That was three threads ago
>>690208475
Yup
>mi liu
>>690207802
Night Mugi.
>>690208254
I knew I wasn't miscounting
>>690208372
>>690208235
so confused
>>690208376
nice try manpleaser
>>690208679
be happy you missed it lol
>>690208701
Sleep tight dude, try not to let it bother you too much.
>>690208088
i wouldnt be able to sleep
>>690208701
Night dude.
Don't worry about him. He's a faggot anyway.
Im calling it quits for tonight
If you cheat on me yuno i will know
>>690209054
night dude
hope you derank at cs go and shit
>>690207813
AusRory is the real Rory.
![Syndra [118].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PUCMH6G.jpg "Syndra [118].jpg")
>>690207167
Good luck with that.
>>690208475
I do not switch waifus!
That is heresy
>>690209054
IF YOU ACTUALLY GAVE ME CUMMIES I WOULDNT CONSIDERED IT
>>690209018
>Still I got trips
I'm off to bed anyhow
>Night /waifu
>>690208839
>>690209018
I was playing overwatch. PPl are so desperate to take my squad out they keep like triple winston tripple trobs its so funny and we crush them
karen whats wrong
>>690209048
We'd have to try first
I'm off to bed , thanks for making this an even better day and night. cutie
Hopefully I'll talk to you tomorrow too, I'll be waiting
Let's have a poll.
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If you could go to any 3 concerts in history, what would they be?
------------------------------------------------------------------
For me:
1 - Led Zeppelin at anywhere
2 - Beatles at Shea Stadium
3 - Nirvana at the Paramount
I have a bunch of others I'd love to see but those are the top 3.
All the ones I can think of, atm. I probably sound normie as fuck.
Azusa claimed.
>>690208865
oh shit i got pranked
>>690207802
goodnight memelord
>>690209177
good good
so who you switching to next season? :^)
>>690208003
Ehhh, I like it. I don't have to think much and its like holiday season. Just with birthdays.
>>690208254
Ahh...
>>690208372
I know he has, I you don't want to use memes then you don't have too.
>>690208395
I know that there are duplicates. But 2 news at the same time? I'm getting a little confused.
>>690208701
I would ask what happen but you should get sleep.
>>690209054
Goodnight to you as well.
>>690209177
>heresy
Are you really a Megumin claimer?
>>690209238
Peace yo
>>690209251
Nothing man, don't let it bother you.
It's pretty funny that they need to do those strats to kill you. That means you're stomping them pretty hard, yeah? Nice job.
>>690209328
Can I add my own yo?
Welcome back twintails, missed you bro
![Syndra [99].png](https://i.imgur.com/Ewg7nmB.jpg "Syndra [99].png")
>>690209238
Goodnight
>>690209218
Bruh, you are like literally, the cringiest person I have ever seen, ill kek at you while I roll in the grave
>>690209251
>winston
Bastion, problem fixed
>>690209367
Ahh you'll get used to it
>>690209052
Keep pouring dat salt fuccboi
Just claiming.
A Megumin anon is here, how fascinating!
Goodnight and take good care everyone.
>>690209328
fucking normie
as expected of azunya
>>690208599
>Casul?
Kek, more like sane. That's too fresh for me m8.
>>690208701
>>690209054
>>690209238
Oh baby a triple. Sleep tight.
>>690209328
None because I'm not into any of them
>>690209295
night
>>690209535
Sleep tight Sanae, nice to see your claim!
>>690209018
Chefbro is AusRory. The one that has been here a while. I didnt want to call myself AusRory because the other Rory could have been from Aus.
>>690209328
Rammstein in France - Volkerball
Iron Maiden - Flight 666 - Sydney
Dream Theater - Budokan Arena - Japan
>>690209367
I can use the /waifu/ memes.
>nice loli
>>690209535
See ya Miho
>>690209452
Add away, my friend.
Yeah. I stayed up all last night and all day trying to fix my sleep schedule. Ended up passing out drunk at around 8pm yesterday or something. I woke up an hour ago at 2am...
Fuck me.
>>690209328
1. Led Zeppelin
2. Pantera
3. Either alice in chains with original members or led Zeppelin again
>>690209535
hi
>>690209535
No get yo ass back here!
>>690209521
All that false laughter aint going to cover the salt fuckboi
>>690209614
>Sane
>4chin
Nigga...
>>690209658
Sanae*
Fuck.
They both look similar.
>Chefbro Rory-sama
>>690207073
>filters
>filename
>/You Know Gasai/i;stub:no;boards:b
That is if you're using 4chanX, if not filter by filename and input "You Know Gasai" and choose hide.
>>690208395
Welp, im not gonna do either so im just gonna chill and let things pass over the threads friendo, thats probly best for everyone
>>690208437
>best clear soda
When sprite is the only clear soda thats kinda cheating dont you think? Oh i was gonna say earlier too, orange fanta is the bane of my kidneys. I drink SO much of it.
>>690209367
Im very forgetful so i love the convenience of it. You got any plans for today?
>>690209658
>Miho
>>690209521
Looks like someone agrees
>>690209527
Keep being a faggot.
>>690209727
KEK, hold up making something for you
>>690209572
I also like Norwegian Black Metal, obscure Japanese punk bands, and old folk musicians.
I'm pretty weird but if I can only see three concerts, I'm seeing some legends.
>>690209238
goodnight
>>690209018
I am itbro rory poster, the other is chefbro
>>690209527
>fuccboi
>hurr durr salt
Why do you exist
>>690209760
What a shame but I wouldnt want the babies flinging their shit at you, you a based nigga
>>690209837
>replying to yourself
Am having a keking, thanks for that
>>690209452
Yes! I am a Megumin poster, so what?!
MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE
>>690209984
To make you suffer fuckboi
>Keep crying bitch nigga
Can't we all just get along?
>>690209995
>>690210161
OHH you're one of THOSE autisitic anons
MOTHERFUCKING KEK
>>690209527
Eventually...
>>690209535
Oh shit waddup!
Also goodnight.
>>690209658
>nice loli
Lol gets me every time
>>690209760
Wake up very early to help my mom with some garbage errands. My brothers conveniently left today and won't be coming back until mid day so I'll have to do the whole effort. Shit sucks.
I'm going to sleep guys I have to wake up early. Goodnight to all.
>>690209731
>>690209658
nigger why are you talking about yourself in third person lmao confusing the shit out of me
I figured it out now though
>>690209907
Fuck's sake thank you for this
Okay okay
I understand now, and thank you for filenames
>>690209700
Holy fuck that sounds bad now.
2 AM is shit, dude. Can't get back to sleep because of hangover or whatever? I've never drank so I don't know.
What are you gonna do for the rest of the day?
I would add soad in turkey
>inb4 overrated band fuck you I like them
Can I call you Ayaya?
>>690210053
Kek there's a bad rep following you guys around, aware of it?
Welcome anyway, have we spoken before?
>>690210063
Superior autism? Or is this a new Rei?
>>690210393
what
>>690210522
Night ika!
>Karen
Gtfo
She's mine
>>690210522
Na nigga you going to get used to it now~
>>690209727
To a degree. Pretty good at hiding it.
>>690209760
Aren't Mountain Dew and Sierra Mist counted as clear though? God that sucks so much man, it's a guilty pleasure then.
>>690210522
Night.
>>690210144
I wish.
Yo Mi Liu is your manga still ongoing or what?
>>690210683
as if anyone would every try such a low tier claim
>>690210818
Lets see your insanity side
>>690210694
my masterpiece is done, this is you man. your actually not yuno gasai, your a greasy cringey fuck and should evaluate your life decisions
>>690210522
Goodnight.
>>690210551
Hey, it helped clear the air and unconfuse you.
>>690210683
Wide-eyes McButterface
>it's in the rules to insult
>>690210551
Na. Not a hangover. I just have problems sleeping.
I think I'll try to go to bed. I'll probably be back.
Feel free to call Ayaya.
One last thing. Oh my god! Did you know that, even though there's octopus inside takoyaki, taiyaki has no sea bream in it?!
>>690210975
nice english
>>690210975
savage
>>690209995
>you a based nigga
Thats all ive ever wanted. Now i can be free
>>690210522
Goodnight
>>690210818
Mountain dew is green i thought? I havent drank it in years so idk, never like it. I did forget about sierra mist though aka worse sprite.
>>690210551
Lost you in the convos earlier. It sucks to have chick friends because all they wanna do is complain to me about boys and smoke a bunch of weed. They are the worst
Crushed it. So fun actually playing with a squad Mic'd up on Overwatch. Every team kept being so cheap and it made beating them all that much sweeter. So was goin down im finnnaly done playing. Im like dehydrated from so much vidya
>>690209706
I can't talk tonight, I'll be on later today. Sorry Tomo.
>>690209727
Nope..... Sorry.
>Sanae
>>690211118
Kek
>>690210932
I think
>>690211118
Coming from an random ass anon that lurks every thread, not even talking to peps, in a thread full of autism waifus at 4chan of all places
That's cute, that's really cute
>>690210975
Well hey, at least I can english.
>>690211164
That file name tho
>>690211333
Checked, and its supposed to be anon for a reason you dumb fuck, but I guess all the semen youve been shooting in your eye has made you blind
>>690211171
No! You must stay and stay based!
>>690211231
Piece of shit!
>Still love you
>>690211333
Holy shit did that blue haired faggot fuck you too hard you can't think straight?
You realise that it's another guy on the end of that faggotry.
>>690211132
Hopefully I won't see you again tonight man! Sleep tight ayaya
I have no idea what a sea bream or taiyuki is lmao
>>690211171
>lost you in the convos earlier
now you know how it feels kek
it must feel pretty bad
Can you get on discord? I'm kinda lonely
>>690211185
Fucking nice man. Go grab some water though
>>690211313
Post Mi Liu (37) then
>>690211396
I'm the king! The king of shit! The king of nothing!
>>690211407
Na boy not here, either you some scared ass hoe hiding under anon or a pathetic lonely anon lurking a circlejerk thread
>>690211540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHJkFII6K9E
>>690211533
Nigga we're all men or failed trannies here
You should know that by now
>>690211540
>I got that reference
>Why you no get that reference
>Chefbro Rory-sama
>>690211354
>>690211148
>tfw can't even english when its the only language you speak
>>690211164
memer
No disrespect but theirs something magical about a bunch of dude with waifu avatars calling each other Nigga or Fam
>>690210551
You're welcome, I am glad to stop your confusion. Everyone seems pretty rapped up in the drama though so I shall take my leave. I hope everyone has a lovely day/night.
>>690211645
>pathetic lonely anon
Not that anon but
Says the one that fucking roleplays with another neckbeard. Can you get anymore cringe worthy? Don't think so.
>>690211333
quick question, why don't you like that shiro anon? he doesn't seem like too much of a nigger, and hes being pretty nice
>>690211769
He's trying so hard to be black it actually makes my eyes curdle.
No idea why you would want to be a nigger though.
>>690211010
But I'm not playing my edgy music at the moment.
>>690211171
Shoot, you may be right about that. There's always new flavors and stuff. It's not the worst but it certainly can't touch Sprite. Not as crisp, taste kinda strong.
>>690211533
>>690211333
Can I take the position that you're both acting like idiots.
Because you are.
version 2
>>690211657
>>690211754
>didn't get the reference
end me asap
>>690211810
Goodnight man, sorry you had to come on at a time like this.
Hopefully will get to know you again.
>>690211769
ay it's how we do fam!
>>690211759
>speaking languages
You're kinda gay lol
>>690212025
Shit cracks me up. Cringy even.
Anyone know of any cool documentarys on youtube i can watch while i go to sleep? I like murder shit and psycho shit.
>>>/cringe/
>>690211876
Hey Im the one having fun, you think I give two shits what some sad ass anon thinks? Ya'll go ahead and sit right there being miserable and shit and I have some fun
>>690212029
I gotcha fam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy0l2r0IxkI
>>690211645
I made you another pic qt :P
>>690211876
this anon gets it, however he hasnt hit rock bottom yet, his mom hasnt kicked him out KEKELE
Nobody said you couldn't claim two! Corey is mine and mine only.
>>690212281
Good boy, I'll put in the fridge so mommy can see
*patts head*
>>690212279
I'm having fun laughing at how pathetic you are really.
>>690212393
Lol look at this faggot who gets his memes from iFunny.
>>690212239
I don't know about any of that. You should watch some fish or nature documentaries though, those always get me to sleep super fast.
>>690211413
Id like to but i gotta get some sleep, gotta see a movie tomorrow
>>690211540
Its harder than it looks to be karen. Na i gotta head to bed for that date later today.
>>690212029
Gotta love the crisp of a good sprite
Im off to bed, ill probly be lurking when i get back from the movies this afternoon. Goodnight/morning everyone
>>690212302
this
Also claimin' Chidori best waifu
>>690212421
You have a sad way of fun but hey whatever floats your boat
>>690212378
your not posting your cringey weaboo stuff, why not?
ive been holding all in for so long im done you all think this is a joke just how i would expect people to act all unsympathetic monster no one deserves life we sould all die im at my breaking point i want to die we all want to die we just dont excpect it ill do it ill kill someone you want to see it my family is first im a big guy but with a knife i could do it kill them all then the neighbours ill show you the pics i will infact fuck it im going to do it watch me watch me ill post pics unless something happens to me and either i get uressted or shot god i feel so free its all going to be over
>>690212077
karen why you do this to me
>>690211540
Takoyaki is delicious. Literally means "grilled octopus". They are these little balls that have some topping of some kind (I don't remember) I had some a couple years ago. I wish I could have some now.
>ok for real no more responses from me.
>>690212590
night my man
>>690212239
Look at videos of the Sydney Funnel Web Spider. Wonder why they haven't taken over.
>>690212683
I didnt know you were Esdeath.
>>690212590
Goodnight Mugen
>>690212683
So your not gonna do shit, but a exit bag is safer and you wont get arrested or caught, make sure to stream it autismo
>>690212691
>the squid wants to eat squid
go sleep baka ass nigga
>>690212687
cause shizuru isn't here pinko
somebody has to shit on you
ay as well as lmao my man
>Be me
>First new post
>Spiderman
What a shit timing I have
>>690212564
I will. Im gonna crash
Karen is Number 1. Have a good day K money hoes. famalam
Kin Pantsu 4lyfe
>>690212279
Holy shit I think I cut myself. Thanks fam, now I have to go out and buy some holy water.
>>690212590
Couldn't agree more. Sleep tight Mugen.
>>690212683
Ok I giggled
Banter banter, this is fucking next level roasting.
>ur a fag
>no ur a fag
>ur pathetic
>no ur pathetic
>oh please just let win this meaningles internet arguement so i can finally be proud for myself for something
>>690212881
Its octopus not squid!
>pls no b8 pls
>>690212862
It's a copypasta!
>>690212929
Bye lucy!
