Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Joining means a reserved place in Strickland Propane
>Most importantly, grill.
Claimed.
>>690180738
Claimed
>>690178828
Oh so you are fairly deep. I didnt like the baseball stuff but everything else was chill. What do you think of it overall?
>>690179337
I think the biggest thing is showing the experience rather than what they had to say. It took me forever to get my last job so im hoping this would speed it up a bit.
>>690179398
That does sound really tiring. I havent even looked to be honest. Where would i find them?
>>690180038
Well me mainly, but it was also for anyone else in the thread who is as well.
Amatsu is mine.
>these trips confirm it
Claiming in a Hank bread.
>>690180738
Penny Claim
>Sorta lurking, watching Black Lagoon.
>>690180738
Always grill
>>690180911
reroll
still here
Rolling for those sweet, sweet Amatsu trips
>I don't even know what they're for
>>690178786
(89 cent megumeme)
i really do
>roll
>>690179398
(smug)
good
>>690180045
The coughs are the worsts
Especially the dry ones
>>690180911
>trips get claim Teto
>>690180649
Please do tell~
>>690180892
I have expierence in unloading.. I kinda want my old job back at the same walmart, it was chill and a varity of food joints around it
>>690181100
My coughs lasts a fucking decade..
>>690181016
>pat
>>690181010
Liver giving up on you?
Never smoked, but consumed more than enough of alcohol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fo6ZaCTqxwM
>>690180738
QOTT: What do you work as? If you don't have a job what do you want to be
I am a chef
>>690181008
>279x307
No.
>Makoto
Kurapika Claim
>>690181088
Why do you need it so bad?
Shoo~
>>690181087
Nu-uh you don't
Shoo~
>>690181206
You sir, have entered into Hell
>>690181324
I'm a voluntary firefighter
ay yo who up
>>690181324
I'd like to be a chef
>>690181263
hello
>>690181324
Security Guard. I wanna be a auto-mechanic!
>School soon.
>>690181100
>>690181436
Trips gods, I ask of thee, for three same numbers to rain down on me!
>>690181324
Accountant. If that doesn't work out, basically any field primarily involving money
>inb4 jew
>>690181436
>mine
>rolling
sorry no grill just love my husbando too much
>>690181324
handyman
I wanted to be a fucking paramedic
fuck this hell
>>690181612
>reroll
>>690181436
Don't end up like hank, Kek
>>690180892
What's holding you back bro?
>>690180097
Heyo, how's the OW grind going?
>>690180178
F.
Imagine that as a wallpaper.
>>690180199
Topkek, you serious? Assuming you had one of those covers to keep the food dry.
>>690180649
There's nothing to say since it's true.
>Best idol claimed
>>690181436
I am hell
>>690181507
hello how are you today?
>>690181718
my feet are killing me and i had a better day because the lady that does not like me was not at work today
>>690181284
I was judy diagnosed with a chronic disease a few days ago, and the daily treatments are hard on the liver. At least I'll be able to go to the gym again soon though. I've felt like a lazy piece of shit the past week.
Where you from?
Claimed
>>690181324
I'm a Network Admin/IT dude who works with servers 90% of the time, and the rest of the time is basic repairs
>Except one time when a kid PUNCHED a laptop and busted through it.
>>690181552
Trips god said no
Now shoo~
>>690181612
>also mine
>roll
>>690181677
Oh?
>>690181712
Muh edge
:^)
>>690181118
I had the same scenario of having a chill walmart job with lots of food around it. I could walk across the street on breaks for food it was so close. I miss it
>>690181324
No job right now, and no idea what i want to be. Kill me now
>>690181483
you know who
>>690181705
Always worried about failure and things not making me happy at the end.
>>690182006
ay
>>690180892
Kek dude I had to sled someone 30 pounds heavier than me as a workout. Shit was great and legs are ded
They're found in donut shops
>>690181088
>
Yay!
>>690181100
No one replied to bun then BOOM! Lewds all on me and fear of the bun slowly grew
>>690181324
I work at a gym repairing, testing stuff out as a crew man
I want to be a corpsman then a perfusionist
>>690181705
Hmmmmm?~
>>690181324
Im getting hired at a fast food place this week. Its going to be my first job kinda nervous
>>690181916
sit down and have a cold soda ?water? juice? pat?
there is always someone who'll try to ruin your day
>>690182209
>
>Makoto
SAKE
>>690181366
Uh, didn't know there was a version like that.
Thanks.
>>690182076
Then I shall kill the gods and become one myself! ROLLING
>>690182208
>>690182076
>securing with these trips
>roll
>>690182267
im sitting and i have a soda they just wont stop aching. yeah i guess
>>690182567
>reroll
>>690181436
because i want a 89 cent megumeme
>roll
>>690182208
yay
>>690182490
I just made it.
>I have to keep myself as I feel my gradual tiredness seeping forth at the beginning of the night, before my shift even starts
I'll be willing to do vectors on any images once I get to work.
>>690182778
>I just made it.
Ah, that's why I've never seen before.
Thank you sososososo much!
It's great!
>>690182208
Looks like you're gonna have a second shipmate
:^)
>>690182546
Your attempt failed
Shoo~
>>690182567
>rolling for love
>>690182731
Go make your own!
Shoo~
>>690182770
Nice body, girlie
>>690182641
pop some pills , meds not odd ones
got any shitty customers so far?
>>690182770
Nice body, girlie
>>690182770
NICE BODY GIRLIE
Mumei claim
>>690182076
>loving roll to safely claim
>>690182770
Nice body, girlie.
>>690181324
I would like to be a marketer.
>>690182162
Ah those things are natural, but you can't let it get to ya. We always downplay ourselves or our chances for success. I feel the same, hence why no one has responded to my applications probably. I try to just live life as it comes.
>>690182208
There is no hmmmmm you tease.
>>690181712
Those Ribs may of been a bad idea.
>>690182770
Nice body, girlie
I'm here!
>I'm tired.
>>690183070
>reroll
>>690182941
I'm a persistent as a Windows 10 update remember. ROLLING!
>>690182770
Nice body, girlie
>>690182770
MY WAIFU HAS A BETTER ONE YOU SLUT
>>690182941
>rolling
>>690182975
im at my cousins watching their dogs over the weekend while they are out. i dont know where their stuff is. not really
>>690183111
hello friend
>>690183357
>reroll
>>690182901
Sure thing. If you have any other stills, get them ready for me.
>I should be getting ready for work now
>Meh
>>690182944
I am so sorry, Birb. I had to do it.
>>690183111
Trips confirm, we're all tired.
>Makoto
>>690182770
Nice body, girlie
>>690183070
>rolling with love
>>690183111
Mizore is a cute :^)
>>690183304
O SHIT
SHOO
>>690183357
>rolling again~
>>690182770
terrible body,girlie
>>690182941
no im too lazy
>roll
>>690183399
bathroom med kit
and make sure you pat those doggies and give them clean water and food
>>690183501
>rolling
>>690183634
>rerolling
>>690181705
Even better, I have a shade thing for cars
>>690182076
Pssh nothin personnel kid
>>690183079
Lel, got the shits?
>>690182162
I should take advantage of my current state, being a spoiled neet and all.. I was genually happy for once
>>690183111
That'll be easy for... nevermind
>>690183501
TRIPLE TRIPS OF TRIPLNESS GO
>
>>690182208
>shit was great
I could never get into working out. I tried but it just never clicked. Also why would it be in a donut shop?
>>690183034
no more amvs
>>690183079
It makes sense that it happens to everyone. Im just really worried i still dont even know what i want to do for a career, and i dont want to just throw myself into something unless im 100% on it.
>>690182549
It's you again!
>>690182731
>
Real pic
Forgot to take off the >
>>690182941
TWO SILENT TYPES THAT USES THEIR FILE NAME FOR COMMUNICATION?!
>>690183079
Hmmmmm?~
>>690183111
Same. About to go to bed
Hi, just got back from being out and about + seeing my mother in hospital. I'm going for my run now, bye.
Shit waadup Mug
> I need to find a job.
>>690183111
Mizore a cute
>>690183624
nope. and i did that when i got here. they are lounging
>>690183501
>amatsu get
>rolling to protect you from sluts
>>690183842
Sweet smug dreams shinoa.
>>690183399
Dub dubs! Sup friendo.
>>690183501
To tired, no fight left.
>Not cute
>>690183476
Hey cute stuff~
>>690183714
For what?
>Had to stay late at work.
>Mizore
>>690183399
>>690184003
You know what~
>>690183978
>rerolling
>>690184003
Hey cutie.
>Stayed up all day
>What unholy tiredness hath I wrought upon myself
>>690183923
Refer to
>>690184003
Please.
>Mizoreeee
>>690183842
>>690183935
room desk or kitchen drawer
do it more they like it
you will too
>>690183978
>rolling to protect you from sluts
Ouch...
>>690184127
Reroooooooooooooll~
>>690183505
Not lazy enough to roll all day it seems :^)
Shoo~
>>690183634
>why roll when we're already shipped?
>rolling anyways
>>690183714
You aren't supposed to hold a knife that way
>>690183762
Nice try, I guess
Shoo~
>>690183842
>
>>690183978
>Teto get
><3
>>690184003
Ah well, I'll leave you be, cute one
>>690184003
you know the usual
>>690184062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7AHcg8t2Tk
>>690184241
no i wont
>>690184365
I'm Yuno motherfuckin Gasai! I can hold the knife anyway I want!
Damn where have you been Mug.
>>690184365
just accept im going to get these trips :^)
>roll
>>690183842
yeah that much better qt
>>690184416
you'll see
is that taking care of dogs a part time job now ? or just for a few days?
>>690184416
You're the first person to get that reference, and I've been using this image set for years.
>>690183714
You and me both. You were happiest working there?
>>690183884
Dont we all. I just left my last one so idk how long it will be before the next.
>>690183923
You never did answer me megu
>>690184571
What do you mean?
>>690183714
Ayy, one of those big ass ones on the windshield?
Yeah, it's not looking pretty. Think i'm going to vomit.
>>690183777
Do you have any skills? Or a profession you might be familiar with? Yeah best to think it through.
>>690183842
How can one person be so cheeky?
>>690183501
>roll
>>690184416
Fucking Trigun is the best.
>>690184103
Easier for you to fall asleep?
>>690184158
You have chosen...unwisely.
>>690184365
Not cuuuuute!
>>690184416
Yeah, same for me.
Thinking about buying a moped since I wouldn't need a license or insurance and could get around easier.
>>690183777
Cause it's donut food mang. If you're not into sweet, there's that. I get two of those and a donut hole everytime
>>690184003
Same to you went your times to sleep comes, icee
>>690184166
I can say the same
>>690184365
No it isnt. This anon just wanted to be friends
>>690184598
>light gasp!
>>690184762
The same as how one can be such a tease and smug ',:)
.
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>690184739
What was the question?
>megu
>>690184567
Point taken
>>690184598
Not even close :^)
Shoo~
>>690184774
>roll
>>690184916
Cuuuuute
>>690185046
He can be my friend too
Goodnight lil' smug!
>>690184685
just a few days. i still can walk to work from here and they gave me 30 dollars so its all good
>>690184692
other people probably got it. I would like to think Trigun is popular enough. see>>690184856
>>690184916
cool cool and moped huh?
>>690185046
>>690185046
Night!
>I'm gonna watch the first episode of Smug's anime and then hit the sack too.
Later!
>>690185046
cya
>>690185194
maybe not now but soon i will be :^)
>roll
>>690185212
None the less
rngesus fucking loves me
>pic related
>Akiko
>>690184916
I have. I really have. At least I had fun today.
>Moped
You will regret it sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hard.
>I have ridden one at the limit of licensing needs
>Anything below that I wouldn't touch with a 10 year olds interest
Painfully slow, NO acceleration. If you get into some shit, like a car's coming up on you, you can kiss your spine goodbye because you are not pulling away from it.
>Gunna get ready and leave for work. Be back soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Mwad0D_RcE
Since you missed it.
>having tons of fun
>playing with the bois
>hear a clack somewhere in the house
>people are waking up
>ping skyrockets to 900
WAKE ME UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
CANT WAKE UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>690185194
>rolling
>>690185212
nice some side money is always good
>>690185575
Meanwhile I'm getting 18 ms ping and 2 legendaries and a rare in one box
>>690185487
This. Also mopeds are for faggots. And not cool faggots like Nat and I, but like the kind that go around vaping in jean shorts driving a 1998 Honda Prelude. aka the bad kind.
>>690185594
>reroll
>>690184739
I was the chillest lel, knowing walmart there are shit times but even then Im still chilled
>>690184762
Nope, I used my father's ancient car he bought to block the wind
>>690184916
Yes how can I sleep without giving your daily cummies?
>>690185194
Thats right!
>They dont call me jack knife for nothing
>rolling for everyone
>>690185363
yeah i guess
>>690185755
going to use some of it for food the rest of it on steam.
>>690185791
hold me
>>690185953
for the sale ? got any games in mind?
>>690185356
But what if I don't want to?
Shoo~
>>690185594
>roll
>>690185894
Stabbed anything lately fam?
>Pic related totally not sponsored
>>690185825
>be me
>just got home in my Honda Prelude
>took off my jean shorts (they were tight)
>pulled out my vape (I just got a new mod)
>opened this thread
All my rage.
>>690185825
>not cool faggots like Nat and I
I kek'd
>>690186035
Nah bro that's gay but I will gift you my Tracer legendary
Also rolling for the whole discord squad
>>690184762
As depressing as it is to say no. The only thing ive ever done is vidya, and all the careers for vidya dont really seem my kind of thing. I dunno
>>690185046
Night smug
>>690185047
Oh, just what you thought about the show overall so far. Decent/10?
>>690185894
It was a pretty cool gig. I think it would be cool to work some kind of coffee job, or "barista". Whatever they call it
>>690186119
Give me D.va and symmetra intros instead pls
wake me up
>>690185046
Night smugs.
>>690185194
Noooooo.
>>690185212
Yeah, I wouldn't need a license or insurance so I could focus more on work before getting my license.
>>690185487
>>690185825
>That many o''s
If the people that run the nearby apartments don't Un "disappear " soon, it may be my only way to work, or a 3 hour walk down a highway.
>not my first choice, but sometimes you gotta pick.
>>690185894
>Cummies
This made me giggle.
>>690185953
I can take your pain away
>>690186055
the stalker series is peaking my interest
>>690186303
then you can pick me up and drive me places
>>690186108
too bad your mine now
>roll
Claimed mid Pathfinder session.
I just got overkilled by a floating mask of joy.
>>690186108
>rolling
Time for a shower!
>>690186108
I wish I stabbed those damn niglets but real life consequences would be a major pain in the ass
>>690186200
I was at one point, WAS thinking of working at a vape shop, be chill AF from nicotine and sell some juice. Normally Im not social but if I drink or vape I'm chill enough to social
>>690186303
Glad I can make your night!
>>690186490
>rerolling
>>690186200
Its pretty good so far
>>690186237
B-but tracer is best grill
Claimed
>still playing league so im not gonna reply often
>>690186669
>B-but tracer is best grill
>>690186303
Yes
>>690186482
Nice try
Now begone~
>>690186490
>rolling
>>690186521
kek
Enjoy your shower
>>690186200
>ooh i am an american yankee doodle
>>690186450
how would you do that?
>>690186797
roll
>>690183034
The fuck is an adms?
>tfw no one noticed you come back and leave for run so you make this post to get you's
>>690185046
Never change m8, never change. Sleep tight.
>>690185393
This is bullshit of the highest degree.
>>690185894
Ah, smart idea. Pro strats for grilling.
>Threw up the Ribs, was totally worth it though.
>>690186200
Damn man. Something will come your way, hopefully.
>>690186669
>B-but tracer is best grill
Stop.
>>690186797
>you're mine
>trips get
>>690186797
>roll
Dont know what the roll is for
>Tohsaka
>>690186965
Sorry, do what now?
>>690186797
not untill i get them
>roll
>>690187061
here take a (You)
>>690187070
Make me :^)
>>690186796
She is
>>690187061
No (You)s for (You)
>>690187228
Rolling for Sachii
>>690186470
Floor it and hit 40mphs, kek.
>Do you drive?
>>690186521
Thanks cutest yandere~
>>690186993
You don't get to roll
Shoo~
But how are you, friend?
>>690187151
>I'm always yours
>roll
>>690187152
The roll is to get me
Shoo~
>>690187228
Shoo~
>>690187061
Have a (you)
>>690186521
I dont think that would be that bad either. I quit smoking altogether recently so id be too tempted to start again there.
>>690186669
If anyone talks to me about it i usually just expect an "its alright". Its not the best by any means, just love my boy mugen
>>690187061
i said ay to you first post, but you gave me no love back. Also (You)
>>690187061
I've been posting with my old shit for a few threads now, and no one has remembered me. If all you want is human connection though, +1
>>690187401
>that get will also be mine
>roll
>>690186797
Es Noy cuteay hereo.
>>690186470
If you do pick-up the STALKER games, remember this.
>>690187597
>reroll
>>690186237
Didn't you just buy a symmetra intro?
Which highlight intro for Dva?
>>690186669
>B-but tracer is best grill
Fucking kek
Yea maybe if you're into anorexic pseudo british sjw with ADHD on helium
Even if Mei or widow isn't your thing Dva still has the superior ass
>>690187070
I'm just lucky with my gets
I've honestly gotten more legendaries than I have epics.
>>690187196
nevermind then
>>690187394
no i should try to get a license though. im going to have all this money might as well try to be constructive with it.
>>690187636
ill try 2
>>690187401
Probably depressed. Definitely stoned. Only a little social. Why can't I roll?
>>690187435
Fine, I'll love you, here and now.
>>690187228
>>690187307
>>690187401
>>690187523
How was your guys' days?
>>690187401
>To get you
>roll
>rolling for everyone
>>690187867
>reroll~
>>690187855
reroll
>>690187401
no
>roll
>>690187319
rolling for me?
>>690187828
my day was pretty ok didn't really do anything exciting
what about yours?
>>690187723
No, I only got like 130 currency cause I caved and bought a dva pose
I want the one where she jumps into her mech, forgot the name.
Gonna buy the askew one for symmetra
>pseudo british sjw with ADHD on helium
ye bro just ye
>>690187999
>>690188000
oh shit
>>690187070
Im just gonna keep hoping for now, but everything will work out eventually.
>>690187828
thats what im talking about! Hows life going?
>>690187999
>>690188000
>entered the woah zone
>>690187766
Also try to avoid grenades, they're practically minuscular nuclear bombs, and on top of that it seems to be the weapon of choice of every enemy in Clear Sky.
Why don't you guys post porn? That's the privilige you get here opposed to /a/
>>690188000
Oh shit
>Rolling for Sachii
>>690187435
The first post was me, don't be angry
what are we rolling for and why is it so cancerous?
>>690187597
You mean these one?
>roll
>>690187608
I don't speak alien
Cute
>>690187795
That sucks... Smoked the good kush? :^)
Well because the roll is to get me, nothing personal friend
>>690187828
It was fine~ How's yours
>>690187855
kek
>>690187999
>>690188000
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HAVE LOODS YOU FUCKS
>>690188101
grenades are bad. got it
>>690188388
Very nice.
>>690187723
Are you triggered because my opinion is superior? :^)
>>690187828
Good, i like the opening from Dead Man Wonderland, reminds me of O Green World
>>690187766
There's joy hidden in world.
Bottles. Smiles. Revenge.
But you have to look for it.
>>690180738
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>690181261
Nick Deem?
