Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Dio-sama...
>>689975060
kagami claimed!!!
Claimed
>>689974727
>Its just a prank bro
>>689974527
>>689974731
O shit, who do I trust!?
>i know who to trust
>>689974467
mobas are fucking cancer, don't play them
I expected something better out of you..
Well it's good to know that you're doing fine
>>689974727
Sounds pretty nice
>except the study part
>>689974820
That one was pretty good
7.5/10
Akiko claimed
Waga tamashī wa kinkō o motomeru
Whats the telegram link you guys are talking about?
>>689975299
this video should help you figure it out....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aemOWBkkUuQ
>>689975373
peaches
>>689974727
>Speaking Aladdin
Kek
D.va
>>689975446
>5th time I forgot pic
>>689975426
>not human
come on cute
>>689974934(You Know)
Im not American for one. My wage here is minumum $500 a week, and thats enough for rent and bills for one.
Rory-sama claimed
Shizuru get
>>689975540
i like all killers songs lol, do you like killers too??
>>689975426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ginx7WKq5GE
>Amatsu
>>689973843
(89 cent megumeme)
why are you so hard to get?
>roll
>>689975649
>rolling rattles
I stay with her
>>689975702
yes that is why I pointed that out
that one song will be my last
>>689975299
this video should help you figure it out....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aemOWBkkUuQ
Recap
>kick friend
>pissed friend
>other friend wants vengeance
>we fight
>to girls restrain us
>>689975721
i remember that song to well....
>>689975299
When your computer gets bad FPS on TF2, it's when you have no other choice but to play mobas until you get a better PC.
There is no other choice.
Penny is back!
>Penny Claim
I've got some faggot ass wasps inside my car doors because the lining was fucked up and they crawled their little hobo asses inside
>I'm gonna wait until later, then Imma spray the little fuckers to death.
I've had my car sitting out there over a year because I couldn't afford to fix it, and now that I can, those little bastards are trying to infest it
>May god have mercy on their souls, for I am a merciless man.
I fuckin' hate wasps.
Attention 4chan!
I recently came upon 4chan when a friend recommended I visit the sites for a few laughs. I figured "What the hell? I could use some laughs." I must say that when I came on I was disgusted and not amused at all. Why you ask? Because everything on this entire site is literally shit! I mean yes there is funny pictures posted every now and then. But honestly; Do any of you little shits have a life? I mean are you so immature and unintelligant that you find things like cartoon porn and random naked UNDERAGE children funny?
GROW UP! Grow up 4chan. You all seriously need a reality check, You could be doing so many things in the day, yet you all choose to sit around on your fucking fat ugly asses and post pictures and then make sarcastic or idiotic comments like "tits or gtfo" "o rly?" and "Manchester united!".
Get off your fat asses and do something better with your life. I mean all of you obviously have no life or a social life either for that matter. Why? Because your so immature and your the very reason why Mother's go through Depression during pregnancy; and the supposed "girls" that come on here and converse with you are just as much losers are you, they are either fatter then fatty-tan or a term you'd better understand as "A trap".
Well I've put in my two cents, and on a last note, I hope you all one day realize just how much of a loser you are, and honestly kill yourself. I could care less if every single one of you got testicular cancer including the girls and then died naked fat and ugly with a pile of shit and pee oozing from your bowels that excavated due to your death. Grow up Assholes!
>>689975956
Rolling for lewds
>>689975373
Why not just write in Japanese, Akiko? And hello to you :)
>>689975426
Everything ok?
If trips Kyouko lewds get
>>689975956
Top kek.
>>689975426
I tust you
I'm back. How's everyone
>>689975780
Because I am high value fam
:^)
>roll
>>689975877
>>689975906
Wait, what?
I'm not drunk enough for this shit
>>689975916
Poor Dio-sama...
Reduced to play mobas..
Well at least you're doing good
>>689976244
aids less unlike you
>>689975060
>>689975903
Cont.
>get suspended for three days
>come back to school
>since i had a really good school record they dismissed it off my record
>the dance in a couple of days
>if you get suspended you can't go
>they don't put it on my record
>i can go
>the dance is fucking great
But then thats another story, who wants to hear it?
>>689976246
the first one is me by the way....
>>689966558
The artist is Hetza (hellshock)
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/?tags=hetza_%28hellshock%29
>>689976157
Well thats the third Overlord waifu Ive seen.
>Lupus and Entoma havent been on in a while
You're gonna have a hard time finding a lot of pics.
>>689976244
Im getting better.
>>689976244
Good thanks how bout you
>>689975373
>rolling for akiko
>>689975916
I know that feel dio
>>689976098
aylmao
>>689976244
pretty ok/10
>>689976244
>Motherfucking wasps in my goddamn car
Other than that I'm actually really happy. I got a raise at work today ^^
>>689976246
>rolling
>>689975860
what do you mean your last???
>>689976528
>>689976583
We meet yet again
>>689976786
*suspense*
>>689976561
ttue. pics are pretty rare, but the imagination is everything needed. also I'm not all to often on these threats to begin with
Rolling for Amatsukaze lewds
>>689976244
>>689975431
Aye, the one and only
>>689976098
>Why not just write in Japanese, Akiko
I don't have a fucking weeaboo keyboard
Hello purple borderline furry midget
>>689976583
Piss off Mugen
>>689976786
last thing to listen to
>>689976646
Do you even need to roll?
<3
>>689976871
>17 posts off
FUCK>>689976858
>>689975903
>>689976561
I fucking loved Overlord
There are not enough animes about a skeleton
>>689975780
>Rattle rattle
<3
>>689977067
>>689976994
before what??
or are you saying that's the last thing you listenend to??
>>689976561
That's always good? Bad day?
>>689976581
Not too shabby, playing some WoW, going to a bar later with a friend to watch soccer
>>689976583
>Always good, I'm also pretty okay/10
>>689976592
FUCK. WASPS. Worst insect ever.
>>689976934
lewd/10
>>689975956
>>689976246
but your only 89 cent's
>roll
>>689976871
roll :^)
>>689977067
what makes you so happy today shizuru?
>rattle rattle
>>689975903
>>689976519
Underage please go.
>>689977001
>>689977179
too many questions now
lets just agree that the song is good ok?
>>689976819
>>689976934
>>689977006
>>689977166
>>689977301
Lolicon claimed btw
I come from loli threads
>>689977457
anon, we need to talk... you're worrying the hell out of me right now..
>>689977318
Nothing in particular.
Should i be unhappy?
>>689976944
>weeaboo keyboard
Ecksdubbadee
You can get it, it's already in the system for phones and pcs if you haven't already known that
>>689976841
I saw your greentext, i wish i could speak Aladdin.
>>689976944
Dont be like that akiko, i do it out of love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssVAzlGdmnw
>>689977288
What did you do today?
>>689977329
Best soldier
>>689977318
That's alot of efforts for only 29 cent's
Maybe i'm worth more than that :^)
>rolling for you to roll for shizu instead
>>689977288
Wasps are just fuckin' awful, they infest whatever they want and they don't even contribute to anything
>If they contributed to my garden by pollinating like some of the bumblebees around there do, I'd let em stay but they're in my car and trying to stab me, they shall burn.
A wild ice queen appeared!
>Miz Miz!
>>689977663
>claims loli
>Should i be unhappy?
Yes.
>>689977037
Id want an anime from the bad guys perspective where they actually win.
There should be a second season. Hopefully they do the third as well.
Second season would end so damn perfectly, but that wouldnt be the end.
>>689977288
No, just my body going all shitty.
>>689977329
Barry plz
>>689976858
I mean, you could always use the light novel pics.
>>689977497
Cant claim multiple waifus my man. Stick to one and try not to be too sexual.
Can i claim Bob Ross as my husbando?
>>689977801
I honestly don't give a shit about the whole bad guy perspective bullshit, all I want is a skeleton for christ's sake.
>>689977645
what ? why ? don't worry at all , everything will be ok
what other bands do you like ? or genre ?
>>689977731
Sorry ma'am can I have your attention?
>>689977801
I claim sexual loli pics
>>689977717
nah i just want a megumeme really badly
>roll
>>689977663
no you should be very happy
>rattle rattle
>>689977933
all kinds, im pretty open with music, im open with a lot of things actually...
one of my favorite bands is dream theater though, i love prog rock
>>689978075
So you want a megumeme or a DM?
>still rolling
>>689977704
Worked for about 10 hours...I worked 8 hours at the store and then my boss from the other job called and asked if I could come and help move furniture. At least I'm getting paid. You?
>>689977724
Right? Their sole mission in life is to fuck shit up.
>>689977801
Sorry to hear that, hope you get better!
>>689977971
Well, its not me you'll be pissing off.
>>689977717
I guess Ill roll for the
2 episode OVA megumin
>only once.
>>689978206
Mah.
Nigga.
>Metropolis pt 2 is their best album
I want to marry Bob Ross
>>689978206
even rap? I hope.not.
open to a lot of things like what ?
I kinda like oldies the most and don't like "hood" shit
>>689978206
>>689977933
i just don't want you to do anything rash is all....
>>689978327
it's hard for me to pick lol, but that album is one of the tops for me!!
Vigil, papa..
Why are you ignoring me..?
>>689977704
Didn't know it was quite bizarre. It could've been anything potentially bad, but luckily it was some friends being homosex
>>689977817
>I'll paint you into a fucking grave
Macho man randy
>>689978474
not any of the new stuff....but stuff like run dmc is great for me!!
and i dunno, im just a really flexible person lol
do you like the eagles? and i don't mean just hotel california lol
>>689966862
trap
>>689978504
who did I just reply to then?
It won't be because of you if it makes you feel better
Best girl claimed
>>689977329
How is underage faget
>>689978327
Who will I piss off?
>>689978294
>My favourite thing is when one of them tries to rush you and you spray him down and watch him flop pitifully on the ground as you evilly laugh.
I think the only thing worse than a wasp is maybe a mosquito, though mosquito don't hurt quite as much they itch like hell and would cause no problems if completely eradicated.
Father, are you still lurking, drunk as hell as you usually are?
>>689978770
nice taste, I've yet to finish the anime
>>689977797
>Claims Dio
And you should kill yourself.
>>689978075
Mmk. Will do.
>>689978825
fuk forgot image.
>>689978848
ty anon
>>689978693
yes they are pretty cool too
I heard that song until I got sick of it
Claimed.
>>689978760
it's me, sorry, im not good at writing stuff all at once lol
that doesn't make me feel better honestly...i don't want you to hurt yourself either way, is there something you wanna talk about anon???
>>689978770
What the fuck man she doesn't even clean herself, what is wrong with all those fucked up people, they like feet, they like lolis, and they fucking love eating out a scruffy stanky puss.
He is so manly and wise, i want his child.
>>689976996
>no but still
>>689978288
preferably a 89 cent megumeme
>rolling still
>>689978470
one of the few only good 3d husbandos
>>689978939
good good
>>689978996
grill
>>689979018
She cleans up well too tho
>>689979133
Medium rare.
>>689979005
ok I got confused there for a second
It will all be fine and its not like It will happen this week or month or even year
shit happens that sums it up
and no I already said enough
>>689979167
7/10 Would bang
>>689979167
Yeah, when forced to, and that's not even her real form, wich means her usual form is when she's coevered in shit.
Isn't there anyone here who likes it when things are clean?
>>689978294
Sounds tiring. Very true though, at the end of that day its money. Thats pretty much what i said about my job constantly.
>>689978654
At the end of the day its always gonna be a greentext so it works out good. Dont you hate it when people start being homosex and starting trouble, what a bunch of nerds
Ruri is a big faggot who is trying to lurk like Vigil
wanna be like papa?
gtfo fag!!!
>>689979244
seriously....don't do anything that you'll regret anon, things will get better, i promise
it's not worth it, trust me, i've been there and done that....there are people that care about you
>>689979356
>>689979378
This is bait.
>>689979498
way ahead of you
now music talk or what was that open to anything ?
Mai where the fuck are you dude
>>689979295
Doesn't matter i'd make sweet love to her clean or dirty
I mean, just look at him, this wonderful motherfucker with his happy little tree's and shit.
>>689979540
Can you guys take Mai back please we don't want them anymore
Akiko It is already claim
>>689979814
Say that with a dick covered in pustule you sick fuck.
>>689979879
Dude, fuck off. I actually don't know where he is and it worries me.
>>689979356
Yep, if ever a crude moment hits, remember that it's for the glory of greentext. They did teach me a valuable lesson of not staying out at night. Night times are to be taken with caution. Apparently I didn't get the memo four years prior to that. Lucky to be alive.
How's your neighborhood at night?
>>689979874
Uh... I don't know what to tell ya, but I'll add feigns to be oblivious with possible necrophilia for your traits.
>>689979814
Can i partake in the sex as well?
>>689979984
I'd imagine she takes mexican showers, so I don't think that would be a problem
>>689980267
Nope she's all mine
>>689979295
I like cleanliness
>Except I love to garden
>Soil on my hands makes me feel really calm and relaxed
But other than that I do a lot of shit very cleanly. I don't even consider anal because of E Coli. and other shit, including shit.
>>689978327
Nice try :^)
>>689979068
<3
>>689979133
Nice try
>rolling
Get on my level faggots
Scientists have confirmed Yuno is the best waifs ever
>>689980376
Yeah fucking right, might aswell have those pustules I've mentioned earlier get popped by the pression of her tight scruffy sand filled dried pussy.
>>689980410
May I soil on your hands
>>689980540
I'm going to need a citation
>>689979541
lood
>>689980202
>valuable lesson
>here in my garage
Idk how my neighborhood is, i only go out if i have to so im usually playing vidya or posting
>>689980540
>
>>689980627
Unless you're the rich and earthy topsoil in my garden, or the occasional earthworm, absolutely not.
>>689980540
Cite yer sources~
>Implying Penny isn't top waifu.
>>689980627
>May I soil on your hands
10/10
>>689980540
Congrats, you won the game
>>689979724
what do you mean??!? maybe im thinking too much into what you're saying...
what kinda oldies do you like?
>>689980583
You sound mad for some reason
Hello people.
>Best idol claimed
>>689980202
Love him
>>689980797
Penny isint even a Waifu
>>689980956
I'm not mad, just passionate.
>>689980376
Why not?
>>689981073
Mikan wasn't lying about that suit and tie.
>>689981051
Kek
>>689980540
don't cheat
Agreed though Yuno is amazing
>>689980540
Solid 8.5
>>689981165
It is pretty great.
>>689981051
>Tfw bamboozled.
>>689980488
>roll
>>689980989
Hello best idol, how are you today?
Vigil are you here bby
>>689981341
Hot damn, it is.
>>689980540
wot anime
>>689979235
the only way
>>689980488
one day
>roll
>>689981553
Boku No Pico
>>689981553
Future diarrhea
Look at him!! He is fucking flawless!!
>>689981553
Future Diary.
>>689981735
Kek
inuyasha
>>689980878
you said it yourself
>>689978206
I dig country, not "new country",and 70s rock
>>689979133
>Rattle rattle
>>689980989
Rory is still best idol in my eyes.
How are you Maki
>>689981341
Sad that vampire Dio wont get into a suit though. Would only enhance his beauty.
>>689981076
I don't like to share things
>>689981824
This is vigil
>>689981813
Fuck! Forgot pic!
Here! Admire him!
>>689980540
Shit dude, is it weird I have dreams of me and Yuno shooting up a pre school?
Damn that shit sounds hot asf
>>689981687
Maybe
>roll
>>689982000
share dat ass one hole you one hole me
You know what's funny?
I can snap and kill every mother fucker on this board if we met IRL.
Seriously, think about it. I'd have your windpipe crushed and your eyes gouged out before you would even know what's happening.
You guys talk big shit. Watch yourselves
>>689982095
>Shoot up a Pre-School
wait what
>>689981032
I loved his voice while he painted on tv. A laid back program I still miss
>>689980746
Garage? You work with cars?
What's there to do outside your 'hood? I have a mountain ten minutes away from my place
>>689981893
May not be a suit n' tie, but it's pretty great.
Anyone have a ref of Mai? We need it for something
Much appreciated
>>689981440
Hey Shiro, I'm doing ok today. How about you?
>>689981893
Once she gets a spin-off of her being an idol then we can talk.
I'm doing good though, pretty boring day. You?
>>689982095
>
>>689982188
This is bait.
>>689982440
I already posted it
>>689982188
You sure are edgy mate.
>>689982603
Thanks
>>689982457
Oh I'm fine, dicking around a Garry's Mod server I'm staff on.
>>689982366
Daily reminder DIO has AIDS!
>>689982023
You got me!
>>689981341
Naturally.
>>689982188
>>689981689
Nice try faggot
>>689982188
>>689982285
Na, i was making a joke about that one ad with the dude talking about getting rich.
Around here there is legit nothing to do. There is a LOT of places to eat, but nothing other than that. In my last town there was mountains and it was pretty rad.
>>689982457
yoooo its best idol
>>689982095
Switch it up to a college and it'll be fine
>>689982765
What are you doing, papa?
>>689982714
I mean, it's not impossible, he did take a lot of blood, but I even if he had taken the blood of someone with aids, I think his vampire body could just repel it. If not then it still doesn't matter since vampirism gives immortality anyways.
>>689982167
not maybe, for sure
>roll
>>689981870
>rattle rattle
>>689982095
>>689980540
Anime sucks, but Yuno made it watchable.
Gg Anon
I'm back, what did I miss?
>>689982708
Glad to hear. Ah GMod, where every mod you can think of is playable. How long have you been on staff?
>>689982902
Ayy Mugen, what's poppin?
>>689983450
Just the best husbando of the known universe
>>689983547
Who the fuck are those two?
>>689983780
Bulat??? Where's bro be??
>>689983714
It's just a TTT server I'm staff on, but I'd say it's nearing three months now. I enjoy it, have some friends on there and such.
>>689983888
Trips confirmed,
Confirmed Yuno is queen of Waifu
I assume loyal fans
>>689984084
kys
>>689984217
Salty Yuno is the best?
>>689983714
Not a whole lot, what about you?
>>689984084
Ya goddamn right Yuno is queen
>loyal fans
I dont remember having fans
>>689984014
TTT? man that is a fun mode , wish I still had all my textures and shit to play again
Vigil stop ignoring me, you should get some sleep, by the way.
I may be a shitposter but I care about your health, papa.
>>689981864
blegh...i hope you won't do anything that'll hurt you...
i like that stuff too, do you like jimmy buffet at all??
>>689984315
>baby's first yandere
>best
I bet you praise SAO too
>>689982095
Saved, kek
>>689984512
Salty asf
>>689984512
Elitist scum
I'm home now.
>>689984423
blegh? I won't feel a thing.
and that name doesn't right a bell
>>689984652
Mai?
>>689984512
So what if SAO is my 2nd favorite anime?
You gon cry sum more fuccboi?
