Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Rory-sama claimed.
Snek best.
>>687883884
mandatory uta claim
>>687883058
now, go hunt one down, so i may have my drink
obama may do, as he is black, not fully black, but black
>>687883116
you fill me with discontent
>>687883235
>To me music is art
same here, but i have never discussed pacasso's blue period with anyone on /b/ or /waifu/, wondering if you would like to be the first.
if not then acoustic rock would be something i haven't done, so we can do that,
after i have pissed.
Hey everyone. Resisting urge to nap.
Dio-sama...
Wouldn't a "Phantom cock" be a tern for someone believing that he or she is being penetrated but is actually not being penetrated and it is all in their mind?
Best cheese.
Since everyone is torn on best monster girl. Who's the best member from MON. Hint hint cough cough
>>687884115
I love playing genji!
>>687884057
:< oh noes
>Oh well.
>Anyway I'm probably just gonna half assedly be here and also watch Mayo Chiki
>I have so many animu I need to watch and so little time.
>>687884139
Zombina
>>687884122
Only cheese allowed to clog my arteries.
I seem to have returned.
>>687884139
I vote for Zombina
>>687884139
>>687884303
As much as I wouldn't fuck a corpse due to sanitary reasons, I second this.
Akiko claimed
snek a shit
Suu best girl
>>687884139
>thumbnail
Zombina definitely
>>687884231
Put your clothes on.
>>687884139
That one.
Wait people actually like zombina?
>Barry
>>687884139
Zombina.
New parts, custom made.
Not mai waifu. Pump and dump.
Claimed
my dog is licking his dick
y tho
>>687884303
>>687884413
>>687884448
>>687884489
Oh I see how it is.
>>687883884
claimed!!
>>687883089
i don't even know what the first step is lol, im guessing it's getting to know each other right?? lol
>>687883223
hmmmm, i wanna say that's a hard disk problem, you could buy one for like 50 bucks!!
>>687883406
but there are some people that deserve the 100%, i can think of one right now, and i don't mind having weight on my shoulders lol, that's what im here for!!! i guess i just don't wanna seem insensitive in any way?
>>687884469
>Fucking Jelly
>Not getting fucked silly by a Snake
What
Not to mention the jelly is probably cold.
>>687884303
Cute Rin cosplay.
>>687884380
Hello Shiro, how are you now?
>filename
I'd make you some if you weren't so many hours away.
>>687884581
How are you Yuiko?
>>687884628
Wouldn't you if you could?
Claimed. My poor sweet thing
>>687884139
Manako or Zombina.
They're all pretty nice tho.
>>687884469
I am personally offended by this.
>>687884057
Acoustic rock is always a good place. Picasso, Im not really familiar with, as Im more into technical and graphical drawing. Im a fan of MTVs old Unplugged for that reason.
https://youtu.be/Lnrcgzf8o3k
>>687884259
you are my opposite,
i have too much time
and too little anime
mainly because i dont watch moe light novel adaptations
>>687884530
>>687884648
I don't "like" zombina, it's just that the gigantic eye is a boner killer
not that there would be a boner to begin with
>>687884530
She has great spirit, and the girls from MON aren't exactly top material
>>687883884
and the ugly guys losers try to hurt people that is outside cause is ugly as shit and is lame as shit and think is everybody and hurt anyone that dont like the ugly guys losers that think is everybody but is lame and ugly and thats why the ugly guys losers got rejected by the popular people but still get help from that ugly bitch the ugly virgo women loser that is ugly and cant get guys and is ugly as shit and try to help the ugly guys losers that cant get girls to hurt the popular people
>>687884715
Nyen?
>>687884700
Sunshine, how are you?
>>687884648
Manako is second best MON for me. At least you're not Tio.
>>687884530
She seems really fun to be with. Also girls with guns is always a bonus.
>>687883884
so we have to stay inside but the ugly moutaion lion guy loser still try to read us while we are inside our rooms
Shinoa at work and loving the well known people who came to our gym
>>687884816
I'll watch anything for at least two episodes, if I don't like it I'll delete it and find something else.
>I've never been too picky.
>>687884833
You can like glue a googley eye to her I guess?
>>687884854
She's a literal corpse my dude, you want formaldehyde kisses?
>>687884833
Manako's top shit tho
>Barry
>>687884666
>
>i just don't wanna seem insensitive in any way?
It's hard for anyone to look insensitive compared to some people out there.
>>687885149
There's no space for another eye, the issue is not just that it's one eye, the issue is that the eye takes half of her head.
>>687884700
>Not getting hugged tightly by a Snake
Fixed.
>>687884701
According to google maps, from my address to your city is a fourteen hour drive. Pretty worth if they're your cookies. I suppose I'm not depressed anymore, so that's nice.
>>687884896
whaa?
>>687884933
I can settle for 2nd place
>>687885177
Good taste
>>687884701
Renge!
>>687885202
>>687885149
That's an adorable picture
>>687884448
Yo Dio.
Glad you agree
>Although she probably showers.
>>687884648
Sorry man, nothing personal, I just don't really like that eye..
>You, yourself, you're pretty nice though.
>>687884701
Thank you Renge, how are you today?
>>687884896
I'm good, thank you Yuuko. Just hanging around, like usual, how about yourself?
>>687885177
Idk mang, snek, headless abomination, disgusting fish smell and even spider are way better than her
Miho claimed
>>687884120
Yuuko-chan <3
>>687884797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJe_ofKqC4o
mmm, we have different acoustic tastes
>>687885145
im only picky as they all end up to the same thing, generic characters, no good story, no good end
>>687885177
>She's a literal corpse my dude, you want formaldehyde kisses?
Nah but she'd make a great bro to hang out and shoot funs with, better than can be said for any of the other MON girls.
>>687885080
does that gym have grass inside??? first time i've seen that lol
>>687885202
>bring the goat demons!!!
you are right....absolutely, i guess im just afraid of stepping on people's toes lol
>>687885409
So is yours
>>687885413
Nah I understand. She's not for everybody.
>>687884057
Hmm i have another idea
In what temperature would you like it?
>>687884139
Doppel
I'm still watching hugirusherj thing and there's a point where some bitch goes crazy because she didn't receive a doll that the main character won, I saw a yandere game that had the exact same scenario once.
It was a time in my life full of shady things where I would watch countless yandere games let's plays, I still don't know what was within me in that time.
>>687884701
As fine as I can be.
And ya ? And have anything remarkable happened to ya today ?
what's going on
>>687885395
Time to hunt down satan.
>>687885669
That didn't happen yet, and if it does it won't matter much after you've been all this time setting a red carpet for people to walk on.
>>687885529
Fair enough, I'm just really wasting time while trying to find something good to watch.
>Plus its nice to have something to do when I have nothing else to do.
>>687885439
>thinking fish and a decapitated chuuni are better than essentially a normal girl just with one eye
Dio, what?
>>687885615
You could go to the range with Manako, considering she's the Chris Kyle of MON.
>>687885747
>doppel
Shoo
What's your fav band nigs?
>Radiohead
>>687885395
Homura Tamura was pretty great.
>>687885413
Strangely bored yet still excited
Playing any vidya?
>>687885469
Miho-chan <3
>>687885977
>Radiohead
My nigga.
>>687885977
>Coldplay.
>I listen to a lot of Coldplay when I'm going to work or... doing basically anything really.
Todays such a great day. My chores are done.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIWXiWXjtfo
>>687885964
So she's the living embodyment of the navy seal copypasta?
>>687885529
Well, if the song has a good ring and rhythm to it, Id enjoy it. Im not overly picky, but if the lyrics and singing dont work well, then the song is just wasted time.
>modern pop music is a good example
https://youtu.be/iilT7vY5Aa4
>>687885977
If you're talking with a certain set of members, Dream Theater with Portnoy.
>>687885977
I've been listening to a lot of Sabaton lately, so I'd have to go with that.
>>687883884
and the ugly people losers try to hurt the popular people cause is lame and ugly and try to make the popular people feel bad cause after hurt the popular people the ugly way the ugly guys losers try to be better then the popular people even tho hurt the popular people on the ugly way and try to kill popular people if get the ugly guys losers that is ugly as shit and is funny looking jealous cause is ugly and lame but think is better then everybody but isnt but is ugly and lame thats why killed biggie smalls by talking and jealousy but the cops will never figure it out but if can kill people the ugly way or hurt the people or kill people the ugly way by talking then the popular people can do nothing about it even if the ugly guys losers is too ugly to hurt the popular people with looks
I can't remember who asked me for the MPB songs. Anyways here it is. These ones are from January
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCwAHfhr-Gc9R9_tIBFTRjvtM5zllk6Hl
>>687885831
I laughed hard
>>687886059
Awwwww yeaaaa. Did you like their new album?
>>687885977
Favorite artist is Kendrick Lamar. Favorite band is Tribe Called Quest I suppose.
>>687886271
It was great, still not as good as their older stuff though.
>>687885747
about 5 degrease hotter than room temp
>>687885953
next post i do will have a chart with all the anime you need to watch before asking for recommendation
>>687886156
modern pop music is just about sex and drugs
there are no hidden meanings
its annoying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEpMj-tqixs
>>687885964
Cunt, whenever I see cyclop the only thing I can think about is stabbing her giant eye, it's like a target or some shit
besides, headless abomination is pretty hot.
>>687885953
here ya go
[insert uta pic]
>>687885936
>after you've been all this time setting a red carpet for people to walk on.
wow....that's an awesome saying, y'know that??
im glad i haven't lol, you do have a way of making me feel better...thank you a thousand times over
>>687886413
Yeah that's how I felt. Kid A is probably my fav album
>>687885977
Right now? Probably Blind Guardian.
>>687886417
Oh boy I'm gonna start me a list!
>>687886417
Ok... maybe that option is not going to work.
Now i need a way into the white house
Best waifu checking in.
Probably not going to be colder so might as well try to sleep now, night everyone.
>>687886315
mugi why
>>687886715
nice meme
>>687886315
Don't really know. It just seen funny as shit
I know nobody asked but my favourite band is Arctic Monkeys. Followed by Metallica; Royal Blood; Gorilla and Cage the Elephant. I've hearing Flobots too
>>687886624
Same here, OK Computer's really close though.
>>687885977
I have like 80 favorites.
>>687886472
>headless abomination is pretty hot
>
>Barry
>>687886696
Have a goodnight Shiki.
>>687886696
Goodnight shiki, but you'll never be cold with such a warm heart.
>>687884701
Hiya Renge.
>>687885615
Talk shit get hit
>>687886472
You will do no such thing you slimy Jew
>>687883884
so thats why these ugly guys losers can lie and try to act better then the popular people but is ugly as shit and lame but think is better then everybody and got rejected by the popular people and the attraitve loser people and thats why the ugly guys losers get ugly and try to hurt the popular people so that is why the ugly guys losers are annoying cause try to hurt popular people the ugly way and the ugly guys losers get ugly help like able to know everything but the ugly guys losers is too ugly to hurt the popular people with looks thats why the ugly guys losers is lame and is ugly and is still ugly and lame if get the ugly help
>>687884734
Sorry Galko but I'll take drowning over strangulation any time
>>687886879
Come on dude, it is pretty hot
>walking talking fleshlight
>>687886879
What can I say?
Headjobs
>>687886417
Possibly the best transition from full rock / metal to acoustic. Listen to the full album for maximum effect.
https://youtu.be/lInkcvQv2hs
>>687886052
Yuuko-chan <3
>>687886559
Oh! Jin-Roh was really good, and I just finished Ghost In The Shell, the movies and I think the first season of the anime, I need to find more, but meanwhile I'm gonna use this list to my advantage. Thanks! ^^
>>687885275
That's great news! All my family lives in Tulsa and it's generally about a 13 hour drive so I figured it would be about that long. What are you up to this evening?
>>687885350
DM! How are you my dude?
>let me check to see if I still have teamspeak and I'll start drinking pretty soon here
>>687885413
I'm doing pretty well, what about you?
>>687885825
Not too much. My dad's 50th birthday was the Friday before yesterday and my parents' 25th anniversary was Wednesday, so they took a trip to Hawaii. I didn't do much besides pick them up from the airport today. What about you?
>>687885977
Rush
>by a really long shot, too
>>687886976
Hey Yui, what's up bud?
>>687887053
>>687887087
you guys are fucking weird
>>687886559
>information, torrents, and fansubs: google.com
kek
Solid chart, but I would swap some places, Ergo Proxy should definitely be on the Psychological column.
>>687886610
>you do have a way of making me feel better
Y-you too.
>>687887017
You used ugly 13 times in that shitpost
>>687887019
>Drowning
That's fucking terrifying, way scarier than strangulation.
>and Snek is a cute
>>687887175
>Jin-Roh
>Ghost In The Shell
Great taste, Lucifer.
>>687883884
so whats the point of being popular if everybody is outnumbered by the funny looking ugly guys losers and ugly people losers that is lame and ugly and tell on the police so the popular people shouldnt feel sad if call on the police cause the ugly guys losers and the ugly people losers call on the police and the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and the ugly people losers outnumber everybody so no one should feel shame cause the ugly people losers is lame and ugly and get bullied and is ugly as shit and is lame and ugly
>>687887259
Maybe you're the one who's weird.
>>687887053
>walking talking fleshlight
this one gets it
my lord
>>687884628
>>687886315
>>687886976
Ayyye there's a lot of R34 of k-on in the R34 thread
>>687887393
yes
My eyes hurt really, really bad. I'm gonna go for a bit.
>>687886559
>Also trigun is literally one of my favourite anime of All Time. Fucking loved it.
>It was hilarious and also had a pretty awesome and deep story.
>>687887318
Thanks. I sorta stumbled upon Jin-Roh, and Ghost In The Shell was something I wanted to watch but couldn't find it for a while.
No.
I wish i was home playing overwatch.
>>687887259
You're the weird one.
>>687887237
Just watching youtube.
Nothing exciting as I'm sure you expected.
>>687887479
Yes?
>>687883884
but the outnumber ugly people losers will make the popular people feel left out cause the ugly people losers is lame and ugly and the ugly people losers kill people with talking like biggie smalls cause the ugly people losers like nate can hurt people like a pussy and hurt people with talking even if the ugly people losers like nate is too ugly to hurt people with looks and the weak orges and jackie
>>687887300
it's the best when the feeling's mutual lol
>>687887237
Congrats for them.
Nothing much too. Just playing soccer; drinking my feels off and shit. Before you ask, I'm drinking 'cause just now (3 months later) that depression after finishing a relationship came. And here you only need to be 18 to drink legally
>>687887576
Farewell friend
>>687887520
disgusting
>>687887655
what's poppin tho
>>687883884
and the ugly people losers like nate try to hurt the popular people with pride and try to hurt popular poeple like brine tur uir
>>687887479
Here fam.
>>687887593
Have you seen Akira?
Or maybe Jormungand?
Or perhaps even Black Lagoon?
Just saying you might like those considering you liked GitS and Jin-Roh.
>>687887866
Poppin bitches left and right know what i'm sayin?
>>687887755
You know what other feeling is mutual? The one that tells you that we need a better multiplayer game.
>>687887237
Oh, just going to watch some anime, plan on trying to finish up second season of K-On tonight.
>>687885977
no such thing
no band will ever be on top
here are some of my top of the top of my head
twenty one pilots
iron maiden
ac/dc
greenday
modest mouse
foo fighters
dope
ghost
asking alexandria
you get the general idea
>>687886687
there is a tunnel that goes right underneath it to the closest military base, break into the base, get suply's, find the tunnel, done
>>687887159
sounds lovely, i will check them out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa-I56ZmX1Q
>>687887175
np man, always happy to be on top
>>687887300
i didnt make this, i just added head butted the keyboard.
>>687887593
i liked tri gun, but it was a bit long for my liking, though if it was shortened it would suffer
>>687884666
It is you are as cute as you are smart I
feel asleep
Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets
>>687883884
and the ugly guys losers is a bunch of creeps that is ugly as shit and is funny looking and try to hurt the popular people the ugly way and with talking and try to hurt the popular people with bad karma like if the popular people steal or dont listen to their parents
>>687887237
Alright, haven't started yet
>>687888100
Notice me......
>>687888100
aw hell yeah my nig
you poppin caps those crackers asses tho?
>>687887922
oh shit what's good
>>687885977
Can't pick a favorite
What the fuck man
At the beginning of the second chapter they hinted that the loli was going ot stab herself in the head, and none of that happened in the entire chapter, this shit is pissing me off I feel lied to and blue balled
>>687883884
and the ugly guys losers is a bunch of creeps that is ugly as shit and is funny looking and try to hurt the popular people the ugly way and with talking and try to hurt the popular people with bad karma like if the popular people steal or dont listen to their parents cause the ugly guys losers are jealous and is ugly
I love Brazilian forecast. Every day is the same thing
Yuiko
It was fun lurking and talking with you anons.
Have a good night!
Remember to protect your waifu's smile!
>>687888330
I honestly hate most of you faggots. I've used multiple personas and methods t destroy this community, but when your dicks are tied so tight together and up eachother, it's an effort not worth making. Disgusting and vile creatures is what you are become. Please, go outside or something and stop posting here 24 hours a day, every single day. Or at the very least, stop hugboxing. You are only hurting yourself and future social relationships in the real world.
>>687888400
>shoots
>>687888445
All of mines bby mammas for reals dog
>>687887796
Honestly I probably wouldn't have asked much about that. Everyone here has feels they'd probably rather drink off - maybe that's part of why we're here. How long was the relationship, if you don't mind me asking about it?
>>687887627
I could have probably guessed that one, yeah. Watching anything interesting?
>>687888205
Nice, nice. I still need to actually finish that show. I never wind up finishing shows.
>>687888100
Yuuko.
>>687888169
I feel those feels.
>>687888346
Excellent, then we're just on track.
>>687888400
Senpai will not see you this day
>>687888510
I wish it were that cool here.
>>687888526
Goodnight Mami.
>>687888445
Got carried away by Youtube for a little bit.
But worry not, back now.
>>687888526
Sleep tight Mami.
>>687888169
>filename
ach....we do!!! hmmm, whichever one you wanna play is great for me, but i don't know many multiplayer games lol
>>687888629
Einshine and older videos of Ray William Johnson.
If you've heard of 'em.
>>687888624
oh shit bruh that's what's up
>>687888682
YouTube can do that
>>687888629
About 7 months I think.
This is our Fall/Winter bro
>>687888526
nighty night mami!! i would protect your waifu's whole head if i were you...
>>687888908
It's like crack.
What you been up to?
>>687888526
Goodnight beautiful
>>687888629
Ren
>>687884700
is this how i beomcome cool??
>>687883884
and the ugly people losers try to go everywhere cause try to be better then everybody and the ugly guys losers get angry and is ugr e ee
>>687888829
Wasn't he the guy who did Your Favorite Martian?
Hello, slower day at work. Probably going to play some league in a while. I got the project Leona and Dryad Soraka skins for cheap from the personal store
>>687889017
>i would protect your waifu's whole head
Too soon.
>>687888809
Me neither... I kinda got stuck in WoW for too long to know what's good right now.
>>687889216
What rank are ya?
>>687888991
I always forget about that. I still wish it were that cool here. Where in BR are you? I don't really talk to her anymore, but for a long time I had a friend in Manaus.
>>687888829
I've heard of them, but that's about as much as I've got.
>>687889216
Hey Fran, how have you been?
>renge
>>687889091
Still just been hanging out in these threads
>tfw I meant to study today ;(
>>687884469
Actually, spider a best. She is the only one who doesn't accidentally murder the shit out of darling on a daily basis
>>687889378
I got gold 3 season 4, but haven't played rank since. Normals are more fun
>>687889516
I'm good, I did well on all my exams. As and Bs
Fran
>>687889334
lol!! it was always too soon....
hmmm, well what kinda multiplayer game do you wanna play, and ill do my research lol
>inb4 call of duty....
kagami
Guys I can't start a new thread.
>I need a herooooo
>Mizore
>>687890343
FPS just ain't my thing :X
>>687883884
why is the ugly people losers angry cause ugly and get rejected by the popular people cause is ugly and lame but think is better then everybody but is ugly and lame
>>687883884
tfty
