Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!
>Cake edition
>Fubuki claimed
>>687290071
I have failed you senpai
I'll do the hug thing though
>>687289105
https://a.pomf.cat/nrbeit.jpg
>>687287997
That would be the most aesthetic room, great idea.
>>687289335
Not like I have that many priorities anyway.
>>687289489
Seems like I have underestimated Monstercat a lot, that bass is thick.
Yea there's some anons that love doing this thing, and it's nice to see their genres contrasting. Personally I can listen to anything and do my efforts to expand my taste, but garage / liquid / experimental / industrial dubstep will always hold a special place in my heart. Anyway lately I'm listening mostly to instrumental / post-rock.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Km20UhnUM8
>>687289970
I'm doing good, glad that you're back!
>>687290014
>>687290160
I'll ohayo you right out of the thread nigga
Britfag Maki Claim
>>687289868
>impure qt
>>687289970
Hey Karen desu. Computer un-exploded?
>>687290076
I see. It's nice to meet you, hope we get along~
>>687289692
You gotta run smarter, friend
>>687289970
That's nice to hear!
Yeah, I can't label my filenames on mobile
To emphasize a phrase, at least that's how I use them
>>687290076
Alright
>>687290153
>gifts
>>687290050
>>687290153
>>687290172
>>687290216
>>687290294
>>687290317
>>687290324
Welcome back everyone
>>687290294
I'd like to see you trying bitch
claimed
>>687290378
You did the most important part, I'm proud of you.
>>687289970
>
>>687290014
I can imagine~
>>687290172
YES <3
>>687290317
O-okay now I feel bad...
>>687290050
mandatory cc claim
>>687290172
thats what im aiming for, and thank you
>>687290216
got a 768p screen instead of the regular 1080p one, tech guy couldn't find one that worked for me.
Downloaded Gyo.
Am I in for a ride?
>>687290317
Yes yes! Thankfully can play things now.
Unfortunately I'm back at my grandma's house desu, which means I have to wait for night time to play desu
>>687290324
Ah, I see desu
you and akibro playing a lot of overwatch desu?
How do you find it?
>>687290444
Trips confirm this is a fucking abomination don't ever post this again
>>687290596
>tries to do sad pic
>squeezes cleavage
literally str8 outta hell impure succubus
>>687290324
I'm a good runner but I didn't run last week so form flopped.
>>687290378
Love it when Chara does this, so kyoot
>>687290444
>dat filename
>dem trips
>>687290596
Don't feel bad, senpai. It's just who you are.
>>687290806
Holy shit unlucky desu
Still here.
>>687290444
no matter how often I see taht pic, I always have to giggle
>>687290486
t-thanks!
>>687290596
well, who doesn't?
>>687290851
Guess I'll have to start it again, huh?
At least when thread is slow
>>687290160
Sorry Chara, I'm generally right on top of new threads if I'm at my computer~
>>687290172
It's a coin toss on their albums really. Sometimes there'll be some gems in them, sometimes not, then you get rare cases where the whole album is gold (Monstercat #22). It's all about finding those gems for me.
I listen to so many genres I couldn't give a solid general outside of rock and electronic. Anything that falls into those genres I'll at least give a shot.
The last few days I've been swinging over to the rock side from the eurobeat binge I was on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LuSP4QaXiQ
>>687290317
I'd be surprised if we didn't, I'm nearly impossible to make an enemy of. Upbeat and cheery helps a lot with that!
>>687290324
This is my work. I have access to the roof. It is 27 stories tall from this picture.
>Makoto
>>687289970
>slutty
>implying
>>687290806
You misinterpret, those trips confirm it to be superior ohayou
I'll be using that one until I can get my hands on an actual Akiko ohayou
>>687290851
it is best pic, and best pic has best filename
>>687290806
>Am I in for a ride?
A terrible ride.
>>687290981
Don't worry, same here
When I'm baking I'm the same
>Image limit 150, better shitpost to make new thre-
>oh wait, chara already made one?!
>>687291012
I think the only way is to commission one yourself desu
Someday I'll get one for every person in this thread desu
someday.
Someone said to ask on the drawfag threads, I tried but got ignored desu
>>687290998
I'm implying everything you think I am desu
I like the airhead character though
>>687290935
you're appreciated desu
>>687290890
ohayo saachi
I asked you a question right before my computer exploded and you misunderstood
I was asking if sachii herself was a serial killer. The character not you.
post chainsaw
>>687291176
can't decide if this is lewd or cute af
been doing anything these past few days? People going to pax and conventions and shit
what about you?
>>687290806
I didn't play that much lately. The only reason I play these days is to have a blast with akibro and the others!
Otherwise I don't play
>>687290851
Gotta start at the bottom again kek
>>687290981
Holy shit..
That's one scary looking pic you got there
Hope you watch out when you work
>>687290806
I give up..Hmph~!
>>687290851
I'll just be the usual one then~
>>687290942
Heh~
I don't know.
Yay for power outages
>>687291436
Yea right.
>>687291466
>thighband pantyhose
you've broken me, the only other thing that kills me is feets
>>687291436
>can't decide if this is lewd or cute af
Cute obviously. If that's lewd, I'm the queen of England.
>been doing anything these past few days?
Nothing at all honestly.
Just playing Overwatch and not doing shit all day.
You?
Waifu Confirmed
>>687290942
I can dig it
>>687290981
I'm the same~
>>687291012
Kek, OW later?
>>687291465
Basically. Upping me regime when I'm back to fitness to stop it happening again
>>687291466
~~
>>687290324
>More gifts!
>>687291436
ohio
sachi not serial killer desu
all she did was blow up a school
https://youtu.be/1fqImvenVgM
>>687290942
And no matter how much I see that pic, I'm always blown away by those thighs
>>687291436
Eh, this one will do for now. I'm in no rush
>>687291777
>trips confirm
>>687291436
Okay.
>if you watch the rest of the show she isn't really a slut
Claiming D.va
Leaving for a bit.
>>687290756
What colors are you considering using for it?
>>687290981
Noice! More people need to be open about music like us. I will definitely check Monstercat #22 since I have an obsession about downloading albums for collection purposes.
Wish I could keep it going but I have to go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsw0pgZPDtU
>>687291548
Did you consider killing yourself when the power went down?
>>687291613
:^)
>
>>687291777
I guess that's my official staple then~
>>687292080
>
>>687291466
well, some say they like it, like
>>687291777
nice trips
>>687291827
I also like those thighs
>>687291256
Haha, I normally don't even give them 150 till my post. I'm normally hitting the 150 post to link the new bread. I think I've hit every thread for the last 2 nights in a row now.
>>687291465
Like I said, on my bad days that's the temptation I resist at work. Luckily, I've only had 2 nights where I got bad enough to think about it. All the others I've managed to smile through!
>>687291777
Then we'll probably get along very well!
So, got any hobbies?
>>687292070
That ones pretty damn chill, I like it!
And if you start collecting them, have fun. There's 26 albums last I checked.
>I say as I have 230+ eurobeat albums
Have fun with wherever you're going!
>>687291569
At least by me desu, promise.
>>687291548
Had the daily power outage 8 minutes ago
it's ok friend, just keep calm and kill yourself
>>687291707
but she's nekkid!
Finished all of junji itou's manga lmao. Read 40 chapters of franken fran and about a hundred scps lol
SCP-001 was a fucking pain to go through honestly. People using phones right now so I can't stretch the 100kbps net until they go to sleep or leave the living room desu
Really really want to play overwatch.
Remind me what's bad about Gyo desu? Assuming I fucking loved the manga ofc
>>687291881
I will desu, first I gotta collect the screenshots off the last episode of kin iro mosaic
When are you going to the doctor again btw?
>>687291990
hi dva
>>687292080
>bare feet
and you lost me again desu
impure impure
>>687292070
bye for a bit
>>687291797
I guess that's okay
why again?
>>687292171
Teto a cute <3
>>687292186
I'm glad then~
>>687292382
I did?
Uhuhu~
>>687292070
the greens and blue's i use
but maybe some black as it looks pretty good
also considering pink as i want to have the blue merge with something
>>687291777
Well be careful, doing too much could injure you
>>687291779
>even more gifts
>>687292324
And please keep smiling through!
>>687292070
No, but i did consider stabing someone because he was asking me if i wanted to go to a store with him.
Oh and its still down, but i have my phone
>>687292541
not in the good way, bare feet are boring desu
>>687292080
Well it is your forté
>>687292324
Well I did like running until I went and acted like a tard today. I also play a lot of vidya, watch the football (soccer) and I play instruments too. You?
>>687292635
I'm aware. I'm cutting down what I do and doing a little each day rather than a load once a week
>>687292382
Alright. I'm going later today.
>>687292382
It was just terribly adapted from the manga honestly.
It's a lot less mature than the original.
Also role reversal, protagonist is the girl instead of the guy (I don't remember their names)
Mobile still a shit but I finally got all my Renge pics on here. Hello everyone, how's it going?
Riddle time:
I only go forward
I am always there, but you never notice me
I am noticed only after I have passed
On some things you see me, on most I am not
People wish I was there for them, after I'm gone
>>687292186
I found this
>>687292635
>last gift I have "^^
>>687293135
it's time you fucking sixth grader
>>687293174
I like it
Saved
>>687290050
Claiming Seaport Hime.
>>687292790
I guess I'll try something else then~
>>687292869
Hehe, yeah <3
>>687293305
>>687293135
Time?
>>687292382
SCP-001 is the factory
>>687293311
I made it way too obvious
I forgot you guys aren't complete retards
let me hit you with another one
>>687293438
So what is Seaport exactly? She looks both hard and soft at the same time
>>687292635
I will! Only certain thoughts really hit me off, and I have to be in a bad mood already for them to get me there. But through lots of self hardening and working on reasons I shouldn't care, I've gotten quite good at resisting it!
>>687292869
Oh, instruments? What kinds? And I think vidja applies to everyone on 4chan.
I like bikes, general engine topics, games, music, /waifu/, Chinese Cartoons, and some more stuff I'm sure.
>>687292976
Heya Renge!
>I just noticed a lack of birb today.
>>687293135
Way too ez, post harder riddles pls
>>687293577
Please do
>>687292382
Thank you. It may not seem like it but that actually means a lot to me.
>>687293438
How you holding up mama seaport?
>>687293577
She's an abyssal in Kantai Collection, but she's classified as an oni. Most likely.
>a beautiful oni
>>687293736
Great, as always. You?
>>687293577
>I forgot you guys aren't complete retards
I'm not sure if I should feel flattered or insulted
>>687292869
Good
I should start running again soon..
>>687293305
>>687293516
>gifts
>>687293614
That's great! I never had these thoughts myself, so I wouldn't know how it feels
But I seriously hope you'll get out of there soon
>>687293794
Hanging in there I guess. Playing Katawa Shoujo to try and get my mind off of things.
>>687293465
Nice try, I am immune to such pleb tastes
>>687293438
hi harbor, how are you?
>well by the time I post this its going to be late desu
>>687292942
If someone would claim a waifu from the show here, who would you hope it would be?
>>687292950
Oh wait yeah I didn't notice
I only skipped through a bit to check the animations, and yeah you're right the girl was the one on the machine thing
>>687292976
hey rango, doing ok?
>>687293577
It's the factory desu? The disc and the godlike thing had accompanying stories though
The factory made the most sense though, honestly. How do you know it's true though?
>>687293736
Ehm, previous offer stands, yes? If you need to talk about anything, I'll be here desu, as always.
Let's try this again, I think this one's harder. Otherwise I gotta step it up
Sieve the universe and you'll find me not
I am not real and yet I am
People build upon me
When I shatter, the flames flicker
>>687293614
I play guitar for fun and play bass in a rock band, and I have experience in jazz and orchestral settings.
also, birb is flying home today, he was doing his military exams for the swiss army, he passed and he's flying back home today.
>>687293577
Also calling it if he doesn't actually up the difficulty of the next on the answer is going to be candle lmao
>>687292382
because someone told her to get rid of a test desu
>>687292976
hey renge
>>687294024
>Katawa Shoujo to get my mind off things
I think that'd get me to suicide if I go the bad route god fucking dammit
>>687294040
> I am immune to such pleb tastes
>
>>687293839
I pretty much have my depression beat! 2 times in 4 months compared to a daily occurrence like before? Oh ya, we good! Smooth sailing from here on out!
>Gifts?
>>687294185
Oh dang, no kiddin? That sounds awesome! Let me hear some songs sometime!
And ohh, I don't know much about birb other than the fact we go birb/cat about 5 times before I pass out.
>>687294040
Meh.
>>687294310
the baby in the picture ruined it for me dude WHAT THE FUCK
>>687294241
and I guess she did lol
also there's the blonde girl that plays with the cat, what's up with her? I really wanted to see her gut the cat tbh
>>687294162
>When I shatter, the flames flicker
explain this desu?
water? water flows through a sieve I guess
>>687294572
how about you entice me with conversation instead, desu?
>>687293794
Oni's are devils right? Is she evil? Maybe like a succubus
>>687293811
Why not both?
>>687294040
I remember reading about it in some other files on the site, not the scp files. The factory was the reason D-clss personnel was created, and it was the reason the SCP foundation came to be. The overseer itself was an agent on the first mission into the factory
>>687294220
It's not a fucking candle
>>687294292
A motherly waifu
>>687294572
>>687294540
I'm playing a gig in a few months actually. Should be fun.
Kek, that does sound like birb. I speak to him pretty much everyday on telegram~
>>687294687
Yes but Dr. Clef's proposal was also in stories desu
And as boring as it sounds, the sheaf of papers also makes sense. The spiral path too. As beginnings I mean
>>687294162
Love?
>>687294292
The best mouse mom.
>>687294684
I feel like I'm the only one that dropped his musical experiences here.
>>687294804
c:
>>687293614
>>687294040
>>687294241
Hello fellas, doing fine, just bored at work. What about you all?
>>687294687
cause that's insulting and I'd feel like pic related
>>687294040
Ojou, I guess.
>>687294540
Nice! That's a huge improvement you made there
>running low on gifts
>>687294687
Truth.
>>687294687
Onis are traditional demons, and they come in a variety. Also she's a boss in the game.
>>687295284
Bored at home, lmao
How much time left in your shift?
>>687295222
>trips chekd
Do you mean you're the only one that shared them or let them go?
Mugi posts vocaroos of him playing guitar desu
What do you play?
>>687295474
rich airhead best character anyway
>pic related
>claiming yume
>>687294162
also is the answer memes?
>Karen
>>687294970
And judging by Brit, I assume in Britain? Funny that, I have another friend I think is in a band there.
He's the reason I just put my 2.7k pictures onto my phone so I can post cat reliably!
>>687295284
About to lay down, I should be laying down already but being here was more fun. What job ya got that lets you dick around on 4chan?
>>687295553
It all happened overnight to. Something in me clicked that said "10 years of depression kinda sucked, let's try life without it" and I've pretty much been changing myself to be a more happy-go-lucky kinda person that always seems to have a bright outlook on thing. I think it's worked rather well!
>Gift
>>687295730
Morning Yume.
>Actually will go lay down now since I have all my pictures on my phone finally.
>>687294040
Oh, I'm doing great.
>>687295852
That is correct. Where are you based? Guessing on your earlier replies somewhere in the US?
Kek, I barely post on mobile. He's obviously been on mobile because he's been in switzerland~
>>687294684
Oh is it too hard for you now? Step it up faggot
it's not water. Maybe better wording would have been "the fire ignites" rather than "the flames flicker"
>>687295028
it's all speculation in the end. There's no real canon I believe. It all began with 173 anyway
>>687295095
Close, but no
>>687295362
Well then you just gotta close your eyes friend. Trust me, just do it
>>687295601
You got very close to the answer to my riddle
>>687295648
What kind of game makes you beat her up? Barbaric
>>687295738
Nope, try again scrub. At 3 tries you gotta close your eyes for 10 seconds
>>687295666
That I let them go. I used to play guitar since I was 12, though, because of family related problems I dropped it when I was 14. And since then I never had the time to seriously play it again.
The only thing I occasionally play now is an ocarina that my uncle gifted me.
>>687295666
Woah there Satan
You lucky duck, I have over 6 hours left
>just fucking kill me then
>>687295852
I know that feel. Menial warehouse work, just strapping pallets mostly. Occasionally stacking lots of chairs, tables, boxes of chairs and tables. It's shit but it gets me by.
>>687296279
>You got very close to the answer to my riddle
What was the riddle?
>>687295852
Wow.. That's really impressive! Keep going that way~
>really running low on gifts
I'm going to the doctor now, bye.
>>687296279
A spark?
>>687296334
Ehm, I think I can relate to you, if ever slightly, desu!
I played drums for a few months but had to stop because it was too loud for family and neighbours lol
What pieces did you enjoy playing? What music do you like?
>>687296377
nothing to keep you busy but the thread?
You're a guardsman at night, yes? Can't you just bring your laptop? Play some hearthstone?
>>687296279
A spark? Everything started with a spark, yes?
>>687296731
Bye!
I just realised, we both have hair buns!
Bun bros!
>>687296624
The soul?
Love?
>>687296731
See you later Galko.
>>687296731
Take care Galko, hope all goes well
>>687296730
DM!
>renge
>>687296731
>I'm going to the doctor now, bye.
>going to the doctor
>doctor
>
>>687296773
>>687296780
>>687296809
nope
Chara double nope
>>687296819
I want to be that cat
>>687296731
I'm going to apologize ahead of time.
I wish I had more beautiful pictures of her.
>>687296895
That was me desu, wrote my answer then forgot that I wrote it and wrote it again ayy lmao
Atom? I'm just grasping at straws here
>>687296780
Nah, that's Makoto. See >>687296377
I have played HS here before but it just takes too much space on mobile for me to justify it. And yeah, most of the day is pretty dull.
>>687296890
>DM
>this is my curse
Heya Renge! How are you?
>>687296895
Wealth?
>>687296780
It's totally different, dad cheated and my life crushed down after that.
I used to play Green Day back there, 21 guns was the only that I could play almost perfectly, though I didn't find anyone to assist me with other instruments. Plus I had to make myself the tabs because the ones I found online were incomplete, and I lost them.
I'd like to play some chilling music, I don't have a specific one, just chilling~
>>687296184
Yep, south California to be roughly precise. But I have an easy night job that allows me to be here all night.
Switzerland, eh? Sounds nice. I post from mobile on occasion, but now I can do it more often.
>>687296377
Right, I think I've asked you before now that I think on it. Same stuff I used to do but reversed.
>>687296730
I am! My whole inspiration I think was either inspired by my waifu, or it cause me to pick this waifu. I can't really remember what came first. All I know is, my waifu has helped a lot, as cheesy and lame as that sounds.
>Has plenty of gifts
>Will stop however because scrolling through this amount of pictures for a handful of gift ones is a pain
Also, Chara, you've got next bread since I'm mobile now.
>>687297226
Ah okay, I think it was kazuki, actually.
You just posting in between lifts or what?
>>687296895
I'd like you to consider memes again
>>687297336
Such a tragic story desu, where did it go from there?
College? Work? Games?
Like slow music? Calming desu?
>>687297170
That really looked like another Chara comic to me. Still does
You're fucking wrong though, it was trust
>>687297249
Nope, you gotta play hide and seek with my pal here
>>687297376
IT'S FUCKING TRUST
>>687297607
How the fuck do the flames ignite you dumb nigger. War breaks when trust is broken?
I still say it's memes
>>687294684
michiru?
she never guts the cat but it does get run over and dies, it was very sad desu
>>687295284
im fine
>>687297535
They kept arguing every day for 6 months until I bursted out and woke up at 2am, shouting to them to shut the fuck up because it became nonsensical.
After that my interest passed to games, and now into cooking too~
Yup, slow and calming music~
I have to go now, see you in one hour!
>>687297607
Can confirm, wasn't me
>>687297336
>dad cheated
Heh, yea I know what that feels like. How long was it ago and how old were you?
>my life crushed down after that
I remember what life used to be like before it happened, like in a dream.
Was there a lot of screaming and fighting?? Did stuff get shattered? Did he leave your mom alone with her two toddlers and her newborn?
>>687297810
When bonds of trust shatter, the flames of anger ignite. You're not thinking poetically, nigger
>>687297955
It would be a sweet crossover though, you'd fit right in
>>687297249
Doing just fine and yes, you'll never escape it. REEEEE aside, how are you?
>>687297370
Come to think of it, I'm sure that we have talked about that before. What time do you usually wind up going to sleep?
>>687297376
Basically, yes. The work here tends to come in waves for whatever reason and there's rarely much to do between them.
>>687297858
Good to hear my dude.
>>687297607
I dunno mang, there has been plenty of wars caused by lack of wealth.. But then again, I'm not very poetic
>>687297370
Any help you can get to cure a depression is a welcome one imo
>>687298177
I'm also fine! was just about to eat
Time to eat dinner my dudes, see y'all
>>687296959
No you don't.
>H
>>687297370
No way, I visited california the other year for christmas. Stayed with some friends up in Concord, was an awesome trip.
>>687298031
A crossover with a mouse? Or... do you mean of your riddle?
>>687297944
Bye bye noire!
Talk to you later desu
>>687297858
yeah that girl desu
Someone told me that it gets dark and scary and shit which is why I watched it in the first place, fell asleep on the second episode desu
>>687298031
>trying to out-pity someone
shame shame, desu
I get it now though, good one desu
I wanna play in a few hours when everyone is asleep desu, what's your timezone again?
>>687298177
Play plants vs zombies 2? It's super fucking fun
>>687298282
homura why
also I see a lot of pictures with homura with pistols, are those in the anime?
>Karen
>>687298324
A crossover with Karen's animu desu
>>687298450
I'm not trying to out-pity, I'm trying to relate. If Noire went through the same shit as me then maybe I can help him deal with it better.
It's 6 pm here so I'll still be around for a long time. Just hit me up when you want to go
>>687298600
No, it's a very very cute anime about friendship, do you really think there would be pistols involved?
>>687298177
I'm normally passing out right about now, but I'm a bit more awake than usual.
>>687298257
Agreed. Have a good dinner yo!
>>687298309
Really? How expensive was it?
>If my bike could go over water, I'd extend my cross country trip to be international and if visit a bunch of people
Best type moon claimed.
>>687290050
Gotta claim my girl Penny.
>>687298730
I suppose... well I would need to see it. What was the name of Karens anime?
>>687298730
ehm, joke joke desu. I always am with you
also yeah, let's get some shit going later, I'm so down for overwatch. already have d.va's cute spray lmao
>>687298755
>a very very cute anime about friendship
and karen is a shinigami
>>687298990
Kin'Iro Mosaic
slice of life desu, the manga was a 4koma or whatever they call it, short panel plots instead of an overall long one. Funny as fuck desu
Aya and Karen best
>>687298950
Hey shiki, doing well?
>>687298950
Hey there Shiki.
How are you?
>>687299419
>>687298450
yeah the vn gets pretty dark at least desu
>>687299217
>>687299419
I'm alright, just trying not to melt in this insufferable heat. What about you two?
>>687299549
same same desu, where do you live again?
can't open window, mosquitos come in
can't close window, too hot
can't turn on AC, generator will short out
ayy lmao amirite?
>>687299549
I'm fine aswell, not much heat today since it's raining, thankfully.
>>687299217
Alright, I'll read it then!
>It's faster and I like reading more anyway
>>687299684
Heard that u blonde shithead?
I'm reading you!
