Waifu claim thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!
>Infinite oven edition
itt: music, yo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OpdjbzTIhM
still here
>>687239644
operator posting
also checkem
>>687238262
But then the day will be dull?
>>687238670
lol no worries, im imagining a gangster ass nig goin "AYO KIKO" and i haven't been here in a few days, so i dunno what we've missed haha
>>687239340
Thats tru, i think this girl at the gym thought i was creepin on her though haha, and why are they meh?
>tomato is flustered
damn....that is cute
>>687239932
Yoooooo
Also claiming
>claim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z31Gaczp9VU
>>687240086
sup m8
>>687239932
hello how are you
>>687240086
dont fight the law koko
Uraraka Ochako claimed!
>>687239759
https://youtu.be/olzz82oRCMI
>guess who
>>687240296
>fem Johah
oh my lord, is nothing sacred? How have you been man?
>>687240331
I dunno man, this time I think I can win, despite what the song says
>>687240086
O shit, it's Koko!
What's up friend?
>>687240643
Hey there, haven't seen you before
How are you?
>>687240892
>guess who
Lelei? :^)
>>687240086
Kek, trying to get in there ::^)
Eh, my grandfather had a seizure. He's doing fine but seeing him all banged up messed me up.
Damm straight it's cute.
>>687239532
>I walk a lonely road
>>687239704
Everything you've every wanted. Awesome!
I'll have to do the same with Idolmasters eventually.
>Best idol claimed
>>687238464
You should see koko
>>687238812
The smile and the sentence are a quirky mix
>>687239340
Oh damn
>>687239355
Prank call your own work?
>>687239594
I meant to the thread lol
>>687239759
https://youtu.be/1v0_oozGz0w
>>687240086
Kek fair enough and thats a new nickname
>infinite eggs edition
nyarko claimed
>>687240959
well what crime will you commit then?
>>687240331
im ok, i am really tired of being around people and doing the same shit every day,i want to go on a backpacking trip soon.
you?
>>687240959
what if jormungand was a girl?
i've been ok, just posting on /k/ and being a useless piece of shit who barely has a job.
you?
>>687241266
How many eggs this time?
>>687241444
>>687241145
I'm good. Starvin' but feelin' lively! And you?
>>687241246
Oh, then yes I am. Always seen the thread around, thought I'd have a go at waifu claiming.
>>687241493
havent done anything. just got some games and such
>>687241444
>I C A N S E E Y O U
>>687241508
Another two dozen
>devilled again
>I wanna perfect it
megumin
>>687241145
O shit waddup! Nothin much, just hangin out, how have you been?
>>687241192
>trying to get in there
kek, maybe i was maybe i wasn't, I picked a machine that was right behind her cus it was part of my set and the machine she was on was one of those ones that kinda displays the butt, when she got off she kinda looked at me like "i know what your doing" and did her workout farther away :P and that sucks with you grampa, i know that feel. How many grandparents you got left?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpUbGYBJ2_4
>>687241816
How many of them, if any, will you actually eat?
>>687241745
Nice, go eat some snack~
I'm just drinking the worst soda and listening to some music
>>687242022
I've been alright, been playing a lot of Overwatch this week!
>>687241145
Naw. No ones actually claimed Lelei.
>she is superior waifu material to Rory, but shes way too smart for me
>>687241266
Oh god how many this time
>>687241246
>you should see koko
who aint seeing me? and kek, i like it
>>687241370
haven't decided yet, what do you think i should do?
>>687241493
>if Jormungand was a girl
my peepee can only get so hard haha
>being a useless piece of shit who barely has a job
lol same here, where do you work?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWxtaztExFc
>>687241569
Hi.
>>687241816
I can see you.
>>687242441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKzisE3pT5U
sachi claim
Hey guys Curie here
I started texting a really cute girl. Short dark hair like curies but she looks different. But still very pretty. This is the first time in a very long time I have had a crush on a real girl. Help me not fuck it up.
Claiming yoko (Gurren Lagann).
If you don't know who Yoko is, you need to start watching anime that isn't a slice of life or romance anime.
>>687242196
Snack...hahahaheheh...I wouldn't make rent if I had snacks...
>>687242622
>>687242622
Don't go heavy on compliments.
>>687242716
How would you not know who Yoko is? It's one of the most popular animes ever.
>>687242196
Also what are ya listenin' to?
>>687242716
"Start watching anime"
Not today weeb.
Not gonna dacrifice what little bit of life I actually have.
>>687242399
idk koko what do you want?
>>687242622
not sure but best of luck
>>687242338
>No ones actually claimed Lelei.
This is a lie. I claimed Lelei for a bit when I first joined the thread. kek
>>687242196
Nice! i've heard that game was fun, but rage inducing haha, i take it thats what you did today?
>>687242622
Nice dude! Where do you know her from?
>>687242716
yoko is aight
>>687242742
>has TV, likely satellite judging by the lack of wires
>prioritizing shitty satellite television over food
shit girl. Stop saying she's your waifu, anyone who says she's your waifu. She is terrible. The "first girlfriend from high school" is a better option than her.
>>687242997
Well I didnt know that.
>>687242716
Get at the very least a picture of your 'precious' waifu.
>>687242622
>help me not fuck it up
Nobody ever helped another person not fuck up their relationship. It always comes down to you. Good luck, friend.
>>687242716
Where's the picture?
Did you not catch on to that, or?
Also, I distinctly remember finding a centerfold of Yoko in a weeb magazine as an elementary schooler, and I ripped it out and hid it from my parents so I could just... look at it and think whatever it is fourth graders think about sex.
Also
>being this pretentious about anime choice
God save us all.
>>687242864
You can watch animu without becoming a weeb. It's real easy, just watch it like you would a TV show. Don't be a fucking creep about it like some people, and you're gold, Ponyboy.
>>687242338
I knew it was you, just wanted to see the reaction
I'm surprised no one waifu'd her yet, she was great!
>still haven't played MWO
>>687242742
I knew that feeling a few months back...
Hope you'll get more money soon, new friend!
>>687242860
Just some Witcher 3 soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWCNlXZVsrI
>>687242622
Only advice I can give ya is don't rush too much
>>687243002
Only played a little bit today, I started playing TW Warhammer instead
>>687241192
Now I really need to watch the anime and give it a real shot.
The audition parts are kinda difficult, so it'll take some getting used to that, but the first song went well!
>>687239644
>>687242910
money? women? power? but i dont wanna do anything too crazy, in case i lose ya know?
>>687242997
>changing waifus
Never leave the hospital, cus your sick in the head
>>687243164
kek its all good. This is why I lurk. kek
>>687243351
>>687241760
what games?
>>687242399
i work at a retail store. i'm going to quit and do something else. I have worked there for 3 years and the new manager has it in his head that i dont work hard even tho every one of his middle managers has gone to him and told him otherwise. he has been cutting my hours for months,
>>687243423
>>687242196
Exactly none, if I can
>>687242338
Two dozen devilled eggs
>time for an eggstravaganza
>>687243370
Kek in a 2 week period I changed 4 times. Then I finally picked the best one
>>687243370
I have been thinking about changing waifus myself tbh
>>687243275
>trying to find a picture of yoko without her massive boobs hanging out
lol you said no porn
>>687243479
>>687241266
Welcome then dude
>>687241816
How perfecting the fertilized eggs ;)
>>687242399
Some anon said "that albino" or something like that to shiro and on like "koko is pretty white too"
You two should be big sis and little sis in thread
>>687242480
Still wanna right the name of tea down?
>>687242622
Go on decent dates first. Maybe some cliche places then when getting real close, go to amusement parks
>>687243603
>>687243655
>>687243600
>You said no porn
Motherfucker I didn't say shit, I ain't no snitch.
>Like anyone follows the rules anyway
>Pic related
>>687243738
>>687241970
im going to claim another one because im a greedy fuck. Louise
>>687243002
Friend introduced me.
Ill try not to fuckitup or rush too mush. Thanks for the support you guys. Lel
>>687243492
Living the dream, I see
Make the most perfect fucking eggs you can!
>>687243561
Wanna join the club? :^)
>>687243798
>>687243789
cute
>>687243287
Play it if you like tactical team-based games. And lasers.
I claim Joseph Joestar because my taste isn't shit and he's numbah one.
>>687243370
then steal the heart of a rich mans daughter and become the heir to his company
>>687243456
total war warhammer, metal gear rising, and overwatch of late
>>687243836
Thinking of switching to a husbando
>no decent images of husbando, husbandthough
>>687243937
fuck you took mine
>>687243789
ill be saving this. thank you
>>687243789
Keep your waifu pure!
>>687243960
>being so pathetic that you're gay for japanese cartoon characters simply because you feel too intimidated by fictional girls
>>687243642
What's it called?
>>687243789
Nice.
>>687243930
I played it before, I just stopped
Just to be sure, are PPCs still OP?
>>687243960
Are you Mili?
>>687243092
Ooh if only I gave a damn! Then wouldn't we have a nice talk? I'll say it again to render your argument invalid.
>claimed
>>687243287
Thanks. Maybe next week. Or the next week. I can probably find a bag of pretzels for pretty cheap. And music like that is too intense for me. Never played any Witcher games either so it doesn't hold any sentimental value for me.
>iDOLM@STER as op image
My kind of thread.
>>687243923
>>687243798
>>687243738
>>687243655
>>687243603
>>687243479
im fine with this. i jerk off to this shit
>>687243923
>>687244289
ok
>>687244059
Do it, punk,
It's the only actual lewd I have anyway.
Cherish it.
>pic related
>>687244093
Please see above where I noted it's the one lewd I have that's this level of lewd.
>pure
Shiro you're great but doesn't your waifu like kill a bunch of people at some point?
>something about a wretched egg
>I don't know I only watched the first episode years ago
>Should probably continue the series
>>687244171
PPCs arent as OP anymore.
>new Clan assault can still fit 10
>Direwolf can fit 11
Its more about large pulses and dakka.
LRMs are still shit.
>>687242022
Haha, what was her facial expression? If it was a smirk then oh baby you hit stage 1. Yeah it does, I have 2 left. Gramps on mother side and gran on father's side
>>687243317
You'll enjoy it. It has your favorite girl. Hope the others are just as easy kek.
>>687243789
Wew laddy.
>>687243509
<3
>>687244377
>>687243287
Ah i see, so today was vidya day! haha, and whats TW? im sure i know it but its just not ringing a bell
>>687243456
Jesus what a cock, what kinda job do you think youll get next?
>>687243509
>4 times
heretics will be heretics
>>687243561
>>687243836
I cannot BELIEVE what i am hearing
~Patrick Star
>>687243642
Shes more Albino than me tbh, what with the red eyes
>koko is pretty white
tru
>>687243812
Nice, what the overall vibe your gettin from her?
>>687243946
ooohhhhhh shit son, your a genius. And then I kill them right?
>>687244289
confirmed faggot
>>687243446
i see you there
>>687244436
That's beside the point.
>>687244198
Are we getting a third idol waifu in here?
>>687244459
It's mainly the Visual appeals that are tough. It's like a jackpot wheel that you have to hit on the first spin, otherwise it's an auto fail.
>Skipping past some dialogue
>Kotori shows up and tells me to stop that shit
I wasn't expecting that.
>>687243561
>changing waifus
>>687244171
No.
Hush, now.
>>687244112
As if I'm actually attracted to my waifu, I just like her and as such use her as an avatar
>>687244479
That's a human pony. Fuck you.
>>687244742
>trophy waifu
please die.
>>687244486
Not sure yet. She seems to keep replying. Thats a good sign. I am trying my best to be interesting.
>>687244171
Bruh.... NO.....
>>687244459
<3
>
>>687244486
I try. At least I haven't changed after everyone got to know me...
>Ahem Discount Megumin
Is this /samefag/ now or some shit?
>>687244442
>>Direwolf can fit 11
Must overheat pretty fast kek
>>687244191
To each their own~
I used to get chocolate bars for super cheap!
>>687244486
It's Total War, a strategy game~
I also went for a 30km ride today, imma do it again tomorrow
>>687244742
Alright, cya kind anon
>>687244459
>a smirk
I wish, it was more of a "im calling the cops face" but jokes on her, i changed my number to 911.
>Gramps and gran
they fuk?
>>687244479
nice futa
>>687244553
>Rattle rattle
>>687244599
>Beside the point
Could be above, or even below the point.
In front of the point?
What about behind the point?
Where is the point?
Co-ordinates?
>>687243937
Good choice on the jojo
>>687244093
Until your ship mate comes along
>>687244168
Chamomile tea. Look in places like cvs, or walgreens.
>>687244486
It's hard to say since you can only see shiro's face and her body is in the suit
>>687244888
trips confirm
>sorry
>Amatsu
>>687244721
Who's the other?
Hatsuzuki claim
>>687244807
I've tried, time and time again.
>>687244898
See you as well.
>>687244486
i guess
>>687244724
kek
>pic related is the only husbando for me
all other waifus are shit
>>687245094
Been a while.
>>687244964
My point was being lewd, not violence. My waifu is completely pure when it comes to lewd.
>>687244479
>>687245016
Thanks, I'll try not to forget next time.
>>687245039
Maki! Not from the same series, but an idol none the less!
>>687245185
!!!!
>>687245206
>My waifu is completely pure when it comes to lewd.
Gonna make a callback to
>this is as lewd as i get.jpg
Still, I have picture that's about as lewd as you get, as well.
>Related
My neighbors are fucking again. Shit's annoying and loud. Earplugs, headphones, or shotgun?
>>687244812
That is a good sign! haha, and yeah i kinda struggle with the "staying interesting" thing as well, i guess when your done just say goodnight? depending on the time that is haha
>>687244888
Tru, but its still a dirty game you all play lol
>>687244898
>30km ride
HOO BOI I would be dunzo after the first m haha, how long have you been doing that?
>>687245463
At least she's not nude. This is barely lewd.
>>687244898
I'm too much of a health nut for straight chocolate. Maybe a protein cookie! Oh, and what is the "most disgusting" soda?
>>687244459
>>687244888
>
>>687245420
Got you fam
>>687245185
just a few days, don't know what happened here after that waifu "rule" fight surged
>>687244898
Its a 2 shot mech. Forst shot all but guarantees a kill, then you override and try to get a second before you melt.
https://youtu.be/iTlXw2qGB2w
>>687245465
You tried fapping off to it or asking if you can record it?
>Shinoa
>>687245442
Ah yes, didn't realize who that was at first glance. I've never seen Love Live, but ever since the collaboration concert I feel like I should get around to watching it.
>>687245465
Press your ear right up to the wall.
Listen to them for a good five minutes.
Then scream, as loud as you can:
'Oh god yes, keep going guys'
They'll shut up real fast.
>Or not, if they're into that.
>>687245420
Finished the animu.
That was a-okay!
Episodes were surprisingly short.
>>687245566
I told ya, I already posted the one newd lewd I had. the rest are swimsuit things, because well, swimsuits.
>nice dubble bubble double dubs
>>687245696
>most disgusting soda
Fucking diet pepsi/coke, hands down.
Flavorless, with all the detriment of real soda.
>>687245016
Well if her face is that pale imagine what the rest of her body looks like that hasn't seen as much sun
>>687245147
>that gif
I imagine thats the face I need to make?
>>687245465
Pull a Houdini with the dude, she'll be so pranked
>>687245463
nobody needs to know how many of other anon's lewds i save
>>687245033
You better be...
>>687245558
Oh shut it Koko... kek
>>687245748
Kek There is the teasing... Have not seen that in awhile.
>>687245696
Black chocolate aren't that bad
Pepsi is worst soda the only one I have right now
>>687245558
I started doing long rides since yesterday
I wanna kill my legs again
>>687245854
>TheB33F
That guy's amazing, that's how I started playing MWO
>>687246092
I'M SORRY!
>>687245957
i mean i didnt tell you to do it
>>687245945
Cool, I'm glad you liked it.
>>687245870
Fapping to it would be terrible. I have internet. Even if I were into 3DPD women, those two are gross. The guy is a recovering cocaine addict and the chick is this enormous, disgusting bitch.
Recording could be a good idea. I could make some money off of it.
Hey everyone.
>>687244721
Kek, there's a way to alter the spot to your liking in the options menu. I'd recommended you don't do it. It fucked me up kek.
Haha, really?
>>687244888
I told you I'd protect your smile.
>>687244919
Topfuckingkek you just made me spit out my drink ya bastard :^)
Uh not to my knowledge kek.
>>687245748
You're like that one friend in the sitcom who always has these crazy ideas.
>>687245918
Go for it man. I need to watch Idolmaster too.
>>687246480
Well I suppose it was just a matter of time till someone started posting Uraraka.
>>687246242
I was playing with the unit my friends in when we fought against Sean Lang.
>we were all drunk on our shitfaced saturday
>nothing but lights and mediums
>full brawl
>we kicked so much ass that day
>beat 228 hard
228 is the top team in NA. We'rr the second best team in OCE.
>>687245457
Good luck at work, adorable.
>>687245804
I'm not sure if you're referring to the 'new' added rule of moderated RP and absolutely no ERP'ing, or the fact that some people considered the rules to not be necessary anymore.
I'd assume the first one.
Still, I haven't seen you around for a while.
>>687245918
I plan to watch it myself. After Idolmaster of course. I tried watching it as it aired, but it didn't really appeal to me back then.
>>687246569
Is there? Oh gosh.
>Messed up the lessons AND the conversations
I'M RUINING IT! SEND HELP!
>>687246242
It's okay. I forgive you.
>Can't stay mad at a qt like you
>>687246569
You did. Thanks for making me smile again :)
>>687246485
Yo Barry. How goes?
>>687246747
Talking about the one someone said someone couldn't claim X because some other user had already claimed X in the past
I found the fight quite amusing
>>687245957
I still think koko is paler because she's in the sun and doesn't get tanned while shiro is in some maximum prison .ost of the time.
Correct me if I'm wrong shiro
>>687246092
Teasing? I have now idea what you mean I'm simply a smugger doing her work as shipmaster in thread
>>687246480
Ohhhh it needs a good title!
"Big cocaine recovery with big bitch"
>>687246569
Am I? I get called crazy my many if my friends a lot. Yet im extremely precocious on a lot of things
>>687246747
>>687245457
>
>>687246092
kek, i mean at least you settled on one....for now at least :^)
>>687246242
Oh nice! i like that feeling of being sore, but not the actual act of making it sore itself haha
>>687246248
Right, don't wanna blow your cover as a secret agent
>>687246485
Sup beeeeeiiiitch
>>687246569
haha, good to hear it, i don't really blame her though, i was KINDA creepin, and ive been told I look a bit less then friendly haha
>not to my knowledge
well I should hope not, old people are yuck
Oh god my ass is about to explode. I shall return hopefully.
>>687247134
Hey Shizu. It goes. I'm tired so I should sleep but at the same time I miss being a nocturnal vampire so I'm debating whether I want to continue my current existence as a normie or go back to my old ways of being an owl. You?
>>687247240
see above
Bye.
>>687247333
Squat like a slav on the toilet
>shinoa
>>687247240
i mean you could give me free stuff
>>687247156
You know what I mean. kek
How are you?
>>687247240
Oh no, no changing for me. Milinda is the image of perfection to me. No one can top that.
