Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: My dick hurts and you didn't read this. Got it?!
Shinoa claimed
>>686541507
>vagina mouth
hot
>>686541465
For?
>>686541811
yeah, my drinking is more controlled tonight, last night was just cus i was doing shots with my dad and brother in law for various reasons kek
>>686541914
Nice! how was your day dude?
>>686542102
I want to be that little witch grill
>>686542335
oh shit! but if you were that fucked up why'd you go home? had to fap that bad eh?
>>686542486
>nothing productive
Same, after i got done with the moving i literally did nothing at all from noon onwards haha
>sprints on my bike
I imagined you standing on a bike thats going that fast but sprinting and it made me giggle
Also claiming
Obligatory claim.
>>686540958
In a way. Since the front is locked with the brake, lifting it like that essentially makes it get to a lean angle that you can upright it from. Most of the new touring bikes like the one I mentioned are very light. I'd suggest getting a small foam may though, laying the bike down, and practice lifting it up. Maybe I'll make a video of me doing it for you.
>>686540536
A 2015 CBR300R and a 1992 ZX11.
>The handlebars on that bike
Those always looked uncomfortable to me.
>Heading to work, will be back soon!
>>686542915
kagami claimed!!
>smug of smug
Forgot smug
>>686542915
> I noticed
>>686542262
>Moka
>
>Shiro
>>686543020
Yes
Miho claimed
>>686542915
Stop masturbating for like 2 days thats what i usually do
>>686543020
I just wish anime was real
i left for a bit lol
>>686542486
>Amatsu
Ah... the memories
>thanks for the nostalgia
>>686542543
>Kagami
Cold's only good if you have something to keep yourself warm with
>something to cuddle would be a good start
>>686542577
>Shinoa
Fuck that's embarassing
>End me now
>>686543142
You're fucked now, Shinoa
Milinda claim
>>686542486
Yeah. Also I make bad decisions when concussed... kek
I will listen to everyone now. Im sorry if I was being bullheaded and stupid earlier...
>>686543020
Because I had too many painkillers on board. And a concussion... I wasn't thinking too clearly....
>>686543051
Your bikes look really nice!
It's strangely comfy, plus I'm extra aerodynamic when I am on the drops (the lower part of the handlebar)
See ya soon friend!
>>686543268
You're welcome qt
>>686543278
Nah it's alright. We all make mistakes :)
>>686543108
>>686543219
You see nothing
>>686543268
Kek it's okay! No sweat I was talking about onigiri
>>686543198
;)
>>686543219
>i wish anime was real
only if im the MC with a nice harem, but i wouldn't be
>>686543278
>wasn't thinking too clearly
needing to fap does that to people, no worries, although now you know haha so how long do you think you'll be in the hospital?
>>686543020
Aww yeah! How's the day, mang?
>shinoa
>>686543268
>something to cuddle
damnit...i guess i could cuddle myself
>>686543253
>inb4 how was he wank
>>686542335
Thank you princess, so how long will it have to be now?
>>686542486
>Wiosna
It's time to stop :(
>>686542577
At least they're contained in there safe space kek.
Yeah the trip may be consumed with the fam, never met this branch before.
>>686543020
Excellent, my dad flew back from out of state so we hung around town for a bit. Yours?
>Best idol claimed
>>686543691
>nice loli
>>686543765
i spent another friday just chilling with my brother
>>686543520
I guess. Just I tend to make more than most.... Im an idiot...
>>686543691
Dammit Koko...
Hopefully not too much longer. Doc says probably 2 more days.
>>686543765
Your welcome my Idol <3
Hopefully only 2 more days.
>>686543758
pretty good, helped some old people move some shit and felt like hercules kek, but after that i didn't do anything, just lazed around. How bout yours?
>>686543765
Nice! what did you guys do? and my day was aight, see above
>>686544036
Hey, was I wrong? was it not a nice one?
>>686543691
>>686544036
>nice loli
>>686544036
you stupid aspie degenerate
>>686542915
>lol mugi fuk u i bet you can't fucking play pic related
Who needs oxygen.
>>686543759
I can cuddle with you if you'd like
>I'd hate to see someone go cold
>>686543765
IT'S NEVER TIME TO STOP
>>686543553
Only my dick
>>686543691
Background character in love with the girl.avi
>>686543142
How about not a thimbnail?
>>686544176
Too chubby for me you sicko
>>686544218
>mediocre loli
>>686544291
Me i keep coughing
>>686544330
yeah you faggots like this shit?
youd like it more if she had a dick
queers
>>686544412
You sick or something?
>>686543765
Here's another one :^)
>>686544172
So am I
Trust me, we all make mistakes
>>686544172
>2 days
that aint too bad, imagine the load you'll bust when you get home!
>>686544218
>nice loli
>>686544330
Fuckin same, imagine Sunahara from clannad
>>686544176
*Heracles you faggot
Also guess who
>>686544555
>>686543765
Forgot to link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0_z67Q46C8
>Amatsu
>>686544541
I didnt care for nononon
>moka
>>686544541
>youd like it more if she had a dick
Men are pretty great, I'd give you that.
>>686544320
awwww. i would like that!! thank you hanako!!!
>>686543765
Right!?
I know that feel. I have fam in Denmark and Australia that I never met too. Just be ready for some shitty drivers, shitty truckers, shitty traffic too
>>686544176
Fucking NOICE!!
Flooding.
>>686543759
Got you fam. No homo tho ok?
>>686544330
;_;
>>686544218
Nice loli
>
>>686544622
Tats.
>>686544554
I think i got strep throat.
Its 1am and im hearing power tools.
>>686544764
>no homo
You do know saying that makes you more of a fag, Shinoa
>>686544555
>Trips of Truth Checked.
Okay. Thanks friend. That's just the confidence boost I needed <3
>Hugs
>>686544595
Yeah!
>Shut up Koko... kek
Dio-sama...
>>686544790
Nope
>>686544622
>Guess
>Inb4 Namesync cheap way out
I'm guessing Mikan.
>>686544854
Strep throat? Should get some anti-biotics or some shit. I forget how you treat that. I hope it clears up soon, man.
>Its 1am and im hearing power tools.
Kinky.
>>686544944
heres the real faglord supreme
sup overlord cockschlupper
>>686544403
>>686544595
>>686544764
>nice loli
>>686542915
>drunk hanagato reporting in
>>686545073
Lost
>>686545108
its time to stop
>>686545038
Nah
>>686544764
thanks shinoa, of course no homo lol
>>686545073
What's with all the homosexual terms, u ghey or somthin kiddo?
>>686545108
ur fucked up or somthin, kiddo?
>>686544403
>liking his loli as bones
Next you'll tell me twinks are pretty cute
>>686544622
>guess who
Some stupid bitch?
>>686544764
Still flooding? why not just drink all the water?
>>686544940
Hey, no shame in the game homie, are any of your nurses qt?
>>686544944
Sup dio
>>686545219
Vigil?
>>686545038
>anti-biotics
I aint got money for that. But i think i got some left for when i got my wisdom teeth removed.
>>686544968
Texas?
>>686544940
Anytime friend!
>hugs
>>686545204
>41cm twin cannons
>drunk
ayyy
>>686545292
>some stupid bitch
Close, but not enough
>>686545204
Hey honey!
>you look a little tipsy
>>686545446
A really stupid bitch?
>>686544595
But not a faggot right?
>>686544764
Ive seen a lot of dicks so i really dont want to see yours
>>686545441
Thanks! Whats new with you?
>>686545280
i aint the one who reigns supreme over bonervilles peckerwood villa
only the stiffest of homoslabs for lord dio
>>686544125
How'd that go? Hopefully no autism.
>>686544172
2 days, 48 hours, 2,880 minutes. Just distract yourself princess~
>>686544176
Ran some errands for the house, went out to eat, and just drove around catching up.
Ayy cool man, those gains are showing already lel.
>>686544320
NO. That song destroyed me, never again.
>>686544555
>>686544691
I hope you get Discount Megumin stamped on your forehead.
>>686544764
Damn two different countries. That's even worse. Kek, is there anything that's not shit?
Claiming
>>686545398
I sure hope you do, lovely. I'll have to give ya CPR if you go passing out on me from all that coughing.
>>686545537
Mikan/Vigil (The Fly) type hybrid?
>>686545292
I still don't know wether your waifu is supposed to be human or not.
>>686545441
>12.7cm cannons.
>not drunk
hello.
>>686545532
you look... different?
>>686544284
Do i see the name of legendar Eric Clapton?
>>686545532
Those are some pointy tits
>>686545537
Ten?
Ruby?
Seriously got nothin
>>686545713
you dont understand something
big surprise
if it aint dicks you ineducate
>>686545532
>>686545648
That's a negatory
(hint: i have a husbando)
>>686544900
Syndra
>>686545108
Wew
>>686545239
Hehe~
>>686545292
Just today
>
>drink all the water
Nigga I'm not drowning yet lol
>>686545575
Uhhhhh
>>686545606
Texas.
>>686545618
HOLY SHIT WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
>>686545606
I already have a stamp
>
>>686545600
What's new? Nothing much.. I plan on doing a giant ride of 3+ hours in a few days
What about you?
>>686545731
I'm also drinking~!
How are you?
>>686545606
I will try! Holy shit my birthday is in 24 hours... Fuck i'm gonna be stuck in a hospital...
>>686545924
Spike!>>686545949
Your gonna see alot of dicks in the navy too
>moka
>>686545731
I'm pretty sure I'm still the same. I think you're seeing things
>You sure you're alright?
>>686545924
Lui
>>686543268
>>686543553
Suprisingly hard to find pictures of transparent cum on the internet.
>
>Shiro
>>686545924
John Carpenter's The Thing?
Was gonna guess Ginko. But I'm assuming >>686546056
Is a cheating bastard who uses Namesync.
Shame.
>>686545869
You seem to be confused, I believe you are mistaking "Dio" for "Dicks" I understand that Dio is a very seducing being, but I believe you are mistaking Dio's natural lust for your lust for cocks.
>>686545824
Neither, see>>686545924
>>686545949
Just because i like tea and call people fags doesn't mean I'm Syndra
But I could go for a Syndra Cream
>>686545648
Cant find them but found 3 oxycodone. Maybe i felt them at my moms.
>>686546056
im here but thats not me
im making fun of the cocklord
>>686546180
Kek
>>686546056
Wew
>>686546200
Neo
>shinoa
>>686545824
what the fuck.
>>686545966
drunk... off of two winecoolers.
uauuauuuu
>>686546111
n...no... the trips confirm but..
i coulda sworn you looked different.
>also why havn't you added me on telegram yet
>>686545991
Sound like you need some special birthday treatment.
these go on long, nyarko claimed.
>>686545949
I've been traveling for work, and I've just made it back to my apartment in NM. Is this Shinoa-bro? How have you been?
>>686546253
Damn, what's up with you and medical issues lately. You're to sweet for that.
I hope you just left them at your moms, hope you get them quick so your throat ain't bad no more, man.
>>686546427
holy shit you live in new mexico???
>>686546182
>husbando
>dio already claimed
Pretty easy to guess
Im also on mobile
>>686546334
Prepare your anus
>>686545575
>but not a faggot
kek, nah, i meant more like his position in the group
>>686545606
Nice! sounds like a cool day
>gains are showing
I wish lol
>>686545713
U stupid a su'm?
>>686545924
This changes things
>>686546548
It's the eyelashes and constant bird mouth
>>686546180
What?
>>686546183
Jesus Christ Dio give the kid a chance
>>686546370
I'm still the same, honey. I think you need to lie down...
>I don't know what that is
>>686546539
There's that one fella who calls me a faggot (name is a bit hard to remember in terms of spelling so I refer to him as that, he has silver hair.), Ginko, Vigil, and Spike is constantly on so I don't really know when to assume it's him.
Not as easy as you'd think.
>>686545966
That sounds fun! Im considering buying Overwatch for pc too...
>>686546376
Im almost scared to ask what you mean by that... kek
>>686546427
Yes i am. Who else would be excited to see you? Lamo im doing fine as you can tell by the flooding today
>>686546539
NO U
>>686546370
Lightweight~
I got some glasses of scotch in my blood
Claiming Mikasa
>>686546503
I haven't been in the best of health the last 5 years.
>>686546681
What are you whatting for? I tagged you because you said 'watch out shinoa' which gave me the inspiration to do it.
>>686546329
Fucking kek
>>686546146
Winrar!
>>686546681
go download telegram so we can talk out of thread.
>pls
also no, theres no way.. you were just not burned..
>i didn't like it as much, it didn't look like you
>>686546758
im 5' and weigh less than 110lbs dont be mean
>>686546728
im not constantly on... i sleep
i also shitpost at work off and on to stem boredom
>>686546548
>>686546382
>>686546370
>>686545966
>>686545824
>>686545731
>>686545618
>>686545606
>>686545600
>>686545575
>>686545532
>>686545441
>>686545398
>>686545292
>>686545239
>>686545207
>>686545204
>>686544940
>>686544764
>>686544746
>>686544595
>>686544555
>>686544541
>>686544403
>>686544412
>>686544330
>>686544320
>>686544176
>>686544172
>>686543765
>>686543691
>>686543553
>>686543520
>>686543278
>>686543268
>>686543219
>>686543198
>>686543203
>>686543082
>>686543051
>>686543020
The wall is for your type of people to.
>>686542915
>insult other waifus
>>686546731
My legs will be kill for days kek
Will you join us on Discord if you buy it?
>>686546897
Yay! How long you've been lurking?
>>686546731
I remember you saying something about good smugs and pats
>
>>686545949
Kek that's broad.
>>686545966
>9999 keks
That's too good.
>>686545991
Wow that's shit. Ask the nurse for something special ;^)
Oh yeah apparently the three of us M's are Geminis.
>>686546548
Yeah it was pretty fun. Haha, all in do time.
>>686546827
Yeah, I suppose I'm not really one to talk either. Guess we're both just some unhealthy rascals, heh.
>>686547098
I expected a better reaction from my picture.
>>686546548
Them feels
>>686546741
I already did
>yous gon get raped
>i already have the experience so i know
>>686546731
Ice cream and hospital beer. What you think it was?
>>686547220
>
Like this for that pic?
>>686547098
Longer than Dio's dick
And you should know ;D
>>686547009
Ha, I'm not a Mexican
>>686546982
Extra lightweight~
I'm not judging ya, I'm jealous to be honest. I'd really love to get drunk for cheap!
>>686547009
>dat gif
Imma save it, thanks anon
>>686547105
Shiro is really good with his art!
>>686547105
ayy lmao that's my doing. I'm great at making dank pictures.
>>686547324
I don't know, disgust. Something along those lines.
Does anyone else have Open RCT2??
>>686546649
I dunno, i always thought she had the usual "human" traits, could just be me tho
>>686546897
sonofabitch
>>686546758
lllliiigggghhtttwweeeiigghhtt
>>686547009
psh, as if, trump would dig my waifu
>>686547105
lets hope so, feelin pretty sore right now but i like it haha
>>686547265
As if, clannad had feels like i have an irl harem
>>686547059
Yeah. That sounds fun!
>>686547098
Kek cute reaction! You get more pats
>Pats
>>686547105
W-What do you mean something special?
We are? Really? It was meant to be! <3
>>686547299
kek that sounds... good? kek
>Not good things... kek
this is obv the best waifu, fucking degenerates.
>>686547532
Hey! I finished half a bottle of 42% last week
Didn't get a huge hangover
>>686547532
I really hate you
>moka
>>686547105
Us texans are really prideful about our state
>>686547377
Oh my
>>686547493
>
This is the closest. Really hard for shinoa to be disgusted
>>686547514
A game frenemy?
>>686547726
I'd still make you enjoy it the other way.
>>686547726
>
>>686547961
Play csgo with me
>moka
>>686547961
>Us texans are really prideful about our state
My nigga
>>686547793
I wasn't calling you the lightweight, just joining in on the lightweight teasing haha, and really? in one night or just over the week?
>>686547866
>
>>686548090
>
>dont look at the lewd
how do you read music ive never been able to
>>686548175
>panties
>>686547961
Its Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 but with Multiplayer!
>>686548284
which clef is it???
>>686548090
Oh, ahah sorry, I misunderstood
I finished it in one night
I underestimated my alcohol tolerance because I first thought I couldn't go over a third of a bottle
>>686547726
Hopefully it will be!
>>686548175
Nice panties shot
>>686548284
You just look at it. The letters are 'm-u-s-i-c'. Pretty self-explanatory. If you can read the letters, congrats, that's the word.
Asuka claimed
>>686547460
It shows.
>>686547493
Are you a professional memer?
>>686547514
Roller Coaster Tycoon?
>>686547532
That's a good feeling man. Your muscles are getting used to it slowly.
>>686547726
She'll know :^)
It was! No doubts now.
>tfw me and Mirai share the same birthday.
>>686547961
My friend is the same way. Runs in the state spirit I guess.
>>686548510
Maybe.
>>686548337
>>686548417
Ima post your waifus taking black dick
>moka
>>686548476
top kek!!!! that works!!!
>>686548337
>lewd
>>686548400
It's my archnemesis
>Greetings
>>686548476
Smartass
>>686546532
Is that a cause for surprise?
>>686546741
No one, most likely. I never made a name for myself here, remember? My struggle was to not become a regular, and I've staved off /b/ for quite a while. You live in Texas, then? You all have had it rough these past couple of years.
>>686548510
memes?
>
>>686548476
nice meme
>>686548409
>haven't had a music class since 6th grade
whats a clef
>>686548510
Yeah yeah!
>>686548646
Hello there!
Rias Claimed!!!!
>>686548585
I'm sorry, I didn't see a thing! D:
>>686548755
Nice claim
>>686548773
Your right
>>686547993
I-I don't know what to say to that.... What are you going to do to me?
>>686548048
I like you when your being cute and nice Shinoa. You should do it more often! :)
>>686548417
Gonna check my spending account. Might go buy it now.
>>686548510
kek
You two share the same birthday? Seriously? Damn!
Speaking of Mirai... Im gonna try to summon him from the lurk...
>Mirai! You should come chat with us! If your here that is...
>I know you cant resist glasses pics!
>Hopefully these goggles will do!
>
>>686548657
no!! it's just hard to find other people from there, what city are you from??? i was near las cruces before....
>>686548698
a bass clef or treble, one should look like a backwards c with two dots and the other one is just swirly lol
