Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most importantly: You'll be carded, so have your shitposting license out.
>>686411308
Zizzposting is at it's finest at the asscrack of the morning.
>Every thread is another mark. A mark that represents what social skills and self respect you have lost. I've lost count of all your marks, but I can assure (and you probably already know) that you're lost. I don't think you'll ever come back and I think at this point you're only running off steam, insanity, and delusions. I think you're just too prideful to quit posting so much so often, and too cowardly to actually end the life you know you wasted. I mean, Im rooting for your suicide. So get out there and actually do something to end the misery of the monotony that is your life's
:^)
im an illegal shitposter
Hanako here.
>Can't talk right now, looking for League game
>>686411101
Waiting on Shinoa's word.
>>686411157
No man is an island, anon.
>>686411178
I don't know, Noire. Sounds kind of close to infidelity.
>"Not always" my ass
>It's either full blown or semi-lewd
>>686411308
I don't.
>Tell me, do you like your arms?
>>686411473
>Been licensed for as long as i can remember
Bikini party?
>>686410623
Illogical, yes. But perfectionism is illogical as well, everything breaks down and deteriorates but I just can't help but try my hardest to preserve anything and everything in the same condition I got it in.
>>686410857
Yeah cause it just slides out no pain, no constipation, no effort. No pain until after though kek. I think I have a fever. The first day I had to put ice and remove my shirt because I was burning. But that was only for an hour, 2 at most.
>>686410935
Oh god no, I remember hearing about this on a thread here a couple days ago. That was pretty cringy. The guy that could draw right, and needed hate to draw?
Saying fuck it and heading to bed now. Nigga ain't showed up
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>686411606
I like you.
>We should fuck shit up together often
>>686411666
satanic trips agree with that path leading you to ruin
>>686411711
goodnight
>have smug dreams
I just want to cuddle her and be goofy. She blows my real gf out of the water. Is that too much to ask?
>>686411711
Goodnight
>ika
Milinda claim.
>>686411190
Kek. It shall be done
>>686411308
Im doing alright. Happiest i've been in awhile
>>686411825
Thats awesome! I am really really happy to hear it!
>>686411444
B.b.b.but why him??
>>686411606
I know you do
>I do, do you like your legs?
>>686411801
Oh shit another Rikka
>>686411801
Yes, actually.
>>686411801
Nah...~ I want to sit in my husbando's lap!
>>686411916
Oh shit waifu fights.
>>686411711
Goodnight! I wish ya the same
>>686411666
>trips
>satanic no less
I'm proud of you squid
>>686411640
We bikini now?
>>686411916
>i tell you whut
>>686411711
Sleep tight Smug Queen.
>>686411037
Anything good you can watch though?
>>686411101
>Sorry you're more of a brother to me
>3 different girls
It's challenging how about that.
>>686411178
Ayy, good luck.
>>686411308
>That file name
>100 keks
Good man. Pretty decent, nothing going on at the moment except web exploring.
>>686411666
Uh I think we're thinking of two different things. I know we had a drawfag but he seemed pretty cool.
>>686411801
It depends.
>Best idol claimed
>>686411916
Pls don't bully the Rikka
>>686411917
That's fine then. She's still a cute thou
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
>>686411606
Maybe it is.
I won't bother you anymore...
T-though Hanako it's too cute to be left alone~
>heh, that's how I am~
>>686411916
Of course! In fact, I like them so much that I want to acquaint them with YOUR FACE!
>>686412040
Oh dear
>>686412040
WE BIKINI NOW!
>>686412098
jesus man. you can't wait longer than 4 weeks to make your romantic intentions clear
>the earlier the better m8y
ok i know how to solve the rikka problem
>OEWW
>>686412124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v06xTJaR7s
My sweet darling little waifu.
>>686412021
We always do this but she never wins, always talks shit but never does anything
>>686412074
Thats a clean burning hell
>>686412098
I knew you would like it soft one, I was trying to make a little video earlier but my premier pro kept crashing
>>686412124
Oh you aint gonna do shit, try and touch me bitch your face will be in the dirt
>>686412274
OEWW
>>686412111
I would never ever bully my love!
>>686412274
Good save!
>>686412124
Bikinis aren't lood friend
Gonna go and play some vidya for a while bye.
/id/sotheny if anyone wants to add me for some reason.
>>686412415
R I K K A B O I S
Nah but you got excellent taste fam
>>686412124
Legs are an important part of breakfast
>>686411799
>>686412040
Fuck it I'm eating a burrito. Been craving one since the day I got sick.
>>686412098
There was one guy here who knew a guy in their school who wore a trench coat and hat to school everyday. And I remember another guy here who also knew a guy in their school who would talk to themselves about how they needed hate to fuel they're drawing. These 2 people were both talking to each other in the thread and I might have gotten both of their information mixed and merged.
>>686412115
That's alright, you're not bothering me. Just promise me that you won't do anything stupid, alright?
>I don't want you getting into trouble
>>686412274
Ye end times hath cometh
>>686412318
>why are you like this
>>686412415
I WILL END YOU AND YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE IT
>>686412455
Okay then
>>686412415
Make out or something.
>>686412602
Leggin' it up!
>>686412630
That's like twice as bad!
>>686412415
is the real Rikka!
sorry Rikka 2.0 >>686412432 you were close but I know my Rikka!
<LOYALSUBJECT3
but for real i think that you guys could settle this peacefully
whenever i run into another Asuka poster one of us takes Langly the other takes Shikinami
>can you guys do something similar?
>>686412630
is it a gas station burrito?
>>686412683
why because we are teaming up to fuck up the entire world?
>>686412683
Cause I like teasing you.
>
Well guys, I'm going to bed.
Have awesome dreams with your waifu
>>686412943
I wish the same to you discount megu!
>Shiro
>>686412602
C H U U N I B O I S
Thanks man as do you, and welcome to the thread!
>>686412683
You can try but you aint gonna do shit!
>>686412704
Pffft you think it would be that easy right? Maybe she is just sexually frustrated
>>686412744
Haha I am glad you can tell us apart but we arent arguing my queen, we accept each other and we are cool with it. At least I am!
>>686412943
Goodnight and sweet dreams qt!
>>686412744
No, because it's a bikini party
>One of my weaknesses
>>686412943
See ya discount.
>>686412929
Bully -_-
>>686412744
Takanashi reporting for duty!
(Sorry, I'll stop if it gets too confusing)
Haha I have no beef, in my perfect world everyone has a little eyepatch Chan to adore.
Day 4, the internet is still out. Chips are running low, and the candy is exhausted. Someone, send reliable connectivity!
>>686412943
Goodnight! <3
>>686412984
Maybe she needs a bribe?
>>686412704
I fail to see the problem here.
>>686412744
Oh sorry, I meant it in the future tense as in "I'm going to eat a burrito"
>>686412943
Goodnight!
>>686412683
I promise, you don't have to worry Hanako~
>No one's getting in trouble <3
>>686412984
<LOYALSUBJECT3
Well i'm glad i could help at least
>>686413017
>suffer
>>686413065
you can have the Designation Rikka II if you so desire I assume
>>686413120
>what kind
>>686413017
I'd be using derogatory terms if I was bullying you. I wouldn't bully a friend either.
>>686413139
I approve of those thighs.
>>686412943
Gnight!
>>686412984
Totally, we can both appreciate this ball of chuuni! I wasn't trying to impersonate anyone, apologize homie!
>>686412274
I wish I could've heard that protip sooner.
>Earlier the better
That seemed kinda pushy to me.
>>686412415
Kek, you know my taste in memes. Video for what?
>>686412494
See ya around.
>>686412630
The first one was Mugi's story I think. The other one is completely new to me. 2edgy4me.
>>686412943
Sleep well clearance Megu.
>>686413139
I don't know why but I suddenly feel like you're about to do something impulsive and reckless
>>686413261
NOOOOOOOOO
>yes....
>>686413277
Well, I guess you're just a tease then
>>686413107
Maybe but see she isnt doing anything all bark no bite
>>686413261
Thanks my queen we got this handled
>>686413281
Nah dude I know you werent haha no big deal I have had other Rikkas come in here but they just pop in and then leave youre the first to stay and thats awesome!
>>686413289
I was gonna put the gif with the pipe it up song but as I said before premiere kept crashing
>>686413277
These thighs?
>
>>686413405
Maybe yes, maybe not.
>Soon...
>>686413523
Heee. You need a notarized challenge invite.
>>686413591
Hi!
>>686413289
just dont be like explosive
express interest in a non oppressive manner
i.e. hey I like hanging out with you. wanna grab coffee?
>
>>686413523
I'm glad
>so shitfaced
>>686413646
omfg thighs
>>686413646
I enjoy those thighs very much. Thank you.
>
>>686413774
Read above.
>>686413646
How suspicious...
>Whatever it is, just make sure it's something you won't regret doing
>>686413405
>Takanashi
I hope there's no bullying going on. That's icky :(
>>686413523
Sweet! I used to go on /b/ but then social life and then gf is off at college and I moved to a new apartment so I haven't been on /b/ in a while, is it still the wasteland I love and treasure?
>>686413261
Haha we got this! C H U U N I B O I S 4 LYFE
(Asuka is totally best Eva girl, other than kaworu ;))
>>686413405
see >>686413774
>>686413951
>
>>686414008
totally
there is a kaoru that is supposedly always lurking
>>686413666
Hello Satan.
>>686413666
I really do, but I mean we just pick on each other its fun and cute to see her get mad
>>686413774
I am glad you are glad
>Holy fuck that pic
>>686414008
Uhhh I dont know I kind of just stay here in these threads and talk to the bros other than that I am not quite sure actually
>>686413261
I'll start off with a simple bean and cheese burrito. If nothing happens in 10 minutes then I'll elevate to a more worthy burrito.
>>686413289
Yeah that first one. I don't think I'll ever meet someone as edgy (I hope) as that kid. I can't even edge close enough to compare.
Fuck me this whole thing deleted before I was able to post it.
claimed
>>686414205
i fucking know right? god i'd kill to be Shinji post instrumentality
>>686413774
>Thighs everywhere
So much asking Heh~
>>686413951
You're welcome~
>>686413956
I won't do anything, no one is attracted anymore to what I was usually doing some time ago~
>>686413666
Another Satan already?
>ika
Okay guys, ranked games on League for me. Won't be seeing me for a while.
>>686414375
I am.
>I worry for you
>>686414294
from where?
>>686414375
thighs are life
>this gif gives me the nest boner
>NEW xxx CHAN
http://xxx-chan.pw
>>686413523
Yo that'd be hilarious. No other software?
>>686413774
And see where it goes from there. That's a doable approach but eh the market is kinda dry now.
>>686414294
Everyone is different but goddamn that guy is just too much.
>>686414414
Not Satan. Loli thief.
>>686414298
fucking hell now that's resolution
If I was a moron, I would say you guys are capable of going one single day without being a fucking pervert.
No lewds
No nudes
No talking about jacking off every two hours or falling in love with someone elses avatar.
Fuck
>>686414205
>Takanashi
Totally!These thread feel like a bubble away from the vile or something, it's always nice to see qt animu girls. You rocking any Chuuni merch (Body pillows totally count)?
>>686414145
That gif is doing things to me
>>686413956
No regrets, the man speaks the truth.
>>686414597
do more social activities that attract single women
>book club
>clubs in general
also dont be shinji
>>686414521
W-w-what?
Hanako?
>>686414584
That's quite good~
>>686414652
why do you think you are in charge?
>>686414657
how lood!
>>686414786
what about situational hornyness
>>686414348
I mean I wouldnt cuz ya know, no Rei the best girl
>>686414597
I guess I could find a pretty shitty software to do it with its not like its complicated or anything
>>686414657
Ohhhh shit I am assuming you are? I have 3 figs and a wall scroll, trying to get the bunny figure at Anime Expo and I am gonna order another figure soon! I also got the Chuuni art book, stickers, folders aaaand posters
>>686414869
I don't.
>>686414584
I'll make it myself. No where fancy.
>>686414375
Stahp! I won't be able to contain myself soon enough!
>>686414597
Its so edgy its cringe at the same time. You got this song stuck in my head, now its time to get it in yours.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_oLzX0RPquk
>>686414786
Fucking stop!
>>686414922
>
>dont get me started ho
>>686414930
then why do you give orders like you are?
>>686414652
It's strange, but what can we do?
>>686415018
make sure to get refried beans and have plenty of cheese and meat
>>686414869
Situational..hornyness?
>"W-what?"
>>686415018
Why should I? :3
>>686414869
No! I was totally joking! Rikka is pure forever. I doubt were gonna see a kiss come S3 and that's sad :(
I'm crashing for the night! Gnight m8s! Sleep sound, and drink some water before bed! Dream sweet dreams of your waifus!
>>686415169
>
situations that are hotter if you know the scenario
>>686415020
I give orders like I tell people to suck a cock for being a faggot.
I'm a little lost on this one, though.. Why are you buttmad at me being buttmad at perverts?
>>686415032
Suicide is always an option
>>686415190
Night
>>686415020
>Oh I would love you to get started
>>686415190
Oh shit...he has learned to dab, goodnight new friend we shall get along great
>>686415336
not buttmad
just curious
>>686414741
>Don't be Shinji
No man should want to be like Shinji
>Book club
Now that's something I could get behind.
>>686414922
Well when you do it, let me see that masterpiece!
>>686415018
You demon. I hope you're faster than a bullet.
>>686415190
Sleep tight m80
>Dab
>>686415446
Asuka is best because she survives instrumentality for one
>also she has her own soul
>>686415309
Sounds normal to me~
>>686415509
Dont worry soft, you are gonna be the first to see it!
>>686415528
Rei is the best because she is super mysterious, calm, cool and brave. I loved both characters but Rei is still the bae
>>686415336
Suicide? Nope.
>>686415509
foot in door type shit
>also reading makes you look educated and shit
>>686415602
>
>>686415647
Rei I, II, or III?
>>686415309
>
Does manga count?
>>686415132
I have beans ready and I don't think my stomach is ready for meat. We'll she how it goes with this experimental burrito.
>>686415169
I'm gonna have me a good fapping (not capping) if you don't stop.
>>686415509
>demon
Semen demon? I think I can outrun your gun.
>>686415700
Rei 2 of course she is the one that advanced te most and became the most human.
>>686415713
of course!
>>686415736
sour cream?
>>686415919
>still not human
>still wondergirl
>>686415700
A cute.
>>686415736
Uhm...
>
https://nhentai.net/parody/hyperdimension-neptunia/
>>686416064
>Human in my eyes
>Wondergirl knows best and you know it
>>686415309
>>686416064
Well for the anime it's pic related
>>686416199
And of course I fucking forget pic
>>686415736
>Semen demon
Fluid Druid
Not with the slight of my hand,
>>686415700
Thanks Dr.Love
>>686415647
Ayy you're the best OED. Whatcha up to?
>>686416070
<LOOD3
unf
>>686416164
>implying she even knows how to communicate properly enough to know best
>>686416199
>>686416278
but you got dubs because of it so its okay
>miniskirt
got me
I'm back from making Hanako's dank picture.
>>686416348
no my spergy ass studied how my friends who are good at getting ladies and made a list of dos and donts
>>686416349
>dat pic
HNNNNG
>miniskirt
It's even better when you know context
>>686416456
oooooo
>sounds erect
is this okay?
>>686416515
it's fine
>>686416348
Aw thanks! Youre the best soft waifu ever. Hmm well I am staying up because in 2 and a half hours I have to go pick up a co worker and drive her to work what about you?
>>686416349
>Obviously she does, everything she does is correct, safe and on point everything Asuka does gets her closer and closer to desyncing with her eva
>>686416621
>until
MAMA
>>686416064
Nope. Just beans cheese and the tortilla. I've already eaten it, not feeling too well. Shit me up real good.
>>686416070
Fuck man... Have mercy on my soul...
>>686416348
Are you cumming for me?
Diarrhea is imminent.
This cardboard smells like barebecue, just thought I'd let you guys know.
>>686416449
Kek, second hand learning is just as good.
>>686416621
Thanks friend, don't mention it. Don't fall sleep behind the wheel m8. Debating on whether I should try going back to sleep or play vidya.
>>686416882
Only if you wear pumped up kicks.
>>686416977
Thanks fam.
>>686416977
doesn't barebecue just smell like cardboard?
>Fubuki claimed
Good Morning everyone
>>686417179
i hope i could help XD
>remember your AT field
>>686416882
Ah don't worry <3
>>686416720
BUT by that time it dosent even mater because the Rei that was keeping up with her and keeping her down is dead. And we are just stuck with the Rei that destroys the world.
>>686417179
I wont I am not very tired at all actually haha, that is always the hard question isnt it? I say vidya!
>>686416977
Thats some good fucking cardboard
I'm back from a ranked game.
>We lost because of bad calls
>>686414786
What? Did I say something weird?
>>686417393
Good morning love. How're you feeling?
>>686416429
Good to have ya back.
>>686417179
How about you open my box of fun? Its in the closet.
Guys I gotta go. Gonna fap before the diarrhea sets in and diarrhea and then sleep. If no diarrhea then I'll be back.
>>686417471
I couldn't contain self in the end...
Mid-day birb claim
>>686417346
>
>>686417572
I personally think it looks bad, but it comes down to what you think of it I guess. I hope you understand what the burning doritos mean.
>
>Shiro
>>686417572
Feeling pretty good. Sleep was really refreshing today. Thanks for asking, so what about you? :)
>>686417572
Y-you sure you understood right what I meant?
>>686417579
I even gave you the link.
>Which one? >:D
>>686417555
also that is implying that Rei put her out of commission instead Arael
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ0doO3VFjc
>>686417738
Pretty sad. I couldn't carry a losing game
>I let my team down
>>686417763
Not entirely certain what you're on about, but yeah, I meant it.
>>686417780
I feel like it is both Rei and Arael, Rei kind of started the downward spiral but the angel finished it
>>686418011
Arael definitely more
>>686418153
Well obviously but still my girl had a hand in it
>>686417966
>Lewd tradition
Uhm...
>>686417966
Oh feeling sorry for you. What game did you play?
Also everyone fails at carrying sometimes, it's normal :/
>>686418243
WHAT?! How is that lewd?!
>>686418299
League of Legends
>I can't think like that
>Every game needs to be perfect
>Only then will I git gud
>>686418234
that doesn't make her best girl
>she dies even earlier in rebuild
>meanwhile Asuka gets pretty much immortal
>>686418461
In my book it does!
>I dont count the rebuilds not a huge fan
>>686418453
That's what I said, almost everyone hates lewds now...
>though it's even funnier to post them
>>686418453
Did you see this? >>686417692
>>686418628
>still canon
>>686414298
This pic pleases me.
>>686418722
Imma just dab it off
>>686418633
>>686418633
Nonononono wait! Lewd tradition? What? What do you mean?
>I have no idea what just happened please explain
>>686418676
Yeah. Just... shocked speechless
I'm so damn tired.
>Tsuyu claimed
>>686418823
>dan for me
>
>>686418453
I used to play League a lot before, but couldn't hold up with the constant patching/rework schedule.
Now I only play like one or two times a month and got pretty bad I think.
On what server are you playing though?
I like both Asuka and Rei, one was top tsun and the other was top kuu. This being said Asuka holds the best breakdown scene in the original story and performs the best fight scene alone as well.
>>686418907
There was more lewd and RP before (a lot), and now I'm the only one that's still posting them from time to time.
>>686418943
Ohayou Froggo.
>>686418907
How so? Is it that bad?
>>686418943
How you holding up Froggo?
>>686419000
OCE. Salty seals everywhere these days.
>>686419116
So? How is that supposed to do with anything I just said?
>>686419148
No, just literally starstruck. I expected dankness. Instead,
>I got perfection
>>686418943
Good evening
COMPA CLAIMED FAGGOTS
>>686419116
I don't have any lewds of Fubuki, else I would post them maybe. ;w;
>hugs
>>686419329
I did the burning doritos since, ya know, burn victim. And the sad face because while she's smiling on the outside, she's sad on the inside.
>>686418754
>5000x5000
I am genuinly impressed, have this 7000+
>>686419329
Oh well I'm playing on EuW.. I would have asked for a round, but I except a really bad ping in OCE.
What league are you in? (Stopped playing ranked this year but last year I skipped Gold IV cause after the promotional games I only lost like 4 out of 30 games)
>Fubuki
>>686419329
>No one is attracted anymore to what I'm doing
Meaning lewds.
Your response:
>I am
Conclusion:
>Hanako is into lewds!?
>>686419334
Ah don't worry about it~
I never asked anyone to post them.
>Hugs back
>>686419489
How poetic. This should be art.
>>686419594
Was S5 last season, but started B5 this season because I did 0-10 in my placements. Now, I'm B2 and climbing.
>>686419518
>
>>686419329
No.
>Tsuyu
>>686419329
I honestly don't get why people get so salty over games, but it's funny as hell when they do
Yesterday we won a game of Overwatch and they were shouting shit like "incest retards" and "inbred cunts"
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
>bonus points for squeaky voice chat 12-year olds
>>686419738
nice
As a drawfag this also pleases me
>>686419732
Never was B before but a friend of mine said that the people there are usually more friendly than S.
Wish you best of luck to get out of there anyway. ^^
>Fubuk
