Dubs decide what I say next. Will deliver
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Dubs decide what I say next. Will deliver
tits or gtfo
Hey Faggots,
My name is Johnny, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
But I'm too busy to keep talking to a slag like you, please eat a breakfast from McDonald's. Arrreeeeaaaabbaaaaa
Come over and chill to the best fucking film ever
>>685653199
>>685653300
I'll do both hold on
this so cringey
>>685653199
Oh man, thats contextually cold as fuck.
>>685653199
nice get
Lick my ariola
Now we wait
>>685653388
Double dubs requires that op delivers
Hitler really did nothing wrong
>>685653731
Sorry I guess he delivered..
>>685653199
>>685653300
>>685653388
>>685653833
i want your pyewsee
Op here, we can keep going until she responds. BTW she's my best friends girlfriend, but I don't give a shit
Forget your BF we should fuck right now.
>>685654584
rolling for this one
Do you have any pictures of (best friends name) penetrating your stink hole? I love a good stinkshot
>>685654661
Rolling for stinkshot!
>>685654584
rollan
>>685652892
I love you and i apologize for all that crap i said to you.
>>685654584
ROLL NOW
>>685654661
Refilling for stinky satisfaction
Roll dubs and I'll send my cousin a dick pic
>>685654661
I'll do this one because it made me laugh
>>685655000
>>685655000
Oh shit I'll do that one nevermind
>>685655000
czecked
Delivered
>>685655000
Dubs and trips. Well done friendo.
>>685655266
checked as well
>>685655249
KEK
E
K
>>685655249
nice
Kill yourself
Wonder if she's telling her bf all this shit. If dubs send her a pic of your own bunghole
Look, I know you are taking your time to think about it but let me make it extremely clear to you: Bricen is a cuck, he would want us to fuck so he can watch as I fill you with jizz. So let's do this before he leaves you for someone else.
Her boyfriend just called me and told me stop. SO LETS KEEP ROLLING
>>685656209
rollin'
>>685656404
Fuck I 404'd. Does that count?
>>685656209
This holy fuck
>>685653185
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo
>>685656209
This gave me a lel and so I must rell
>I'm gunna have my internet friends say weird stuff play along please
>>685656209
I'll do t because it made me kek
You dumb whore did you really tell Broken about this? I'm gonna rape you good and bloody when I see you... probably tonight
>>685657005
Broken should be Bricen* autocorrekt
>>685656209
this is perfect, send it OP
>>685657105
hahahahahahahahahaha jkkkkkk, JUST A PRANK looooooooool haha xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>685657472
reroll
>>685657005
Gogo
>>685657472
roll
you know,, you could easily do that with a fake account, so you kinda talk with yourself like a fucking faggot
but its kind o fun
>>685657556
{insert her best female friend's name here}
>>685657105
hehe nice
>>685657472
Rolling for this
Bumpity
bush is beautiful
{insert her sisters name here}
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>685657005
Rolling one last time
>>685657556
really,?? thats the big reply for all that??
lame as fuck, or fake,, not even like wtf? or anything... go fuck yourself
or he is a pathetic faggot, who craves messages so much you might as well post "im the biggest faggot ever, and gonna fuck you this night, when you go to sleep,, i will fuck you so hard"
"oh this night?? ok, i guess.." lame as hell
>>685657693
Also, admit it, you have been thinking about it before anyway so the only way of clearing your head of it is to actually go through and fuck me. It's for your relationship, dummie.
>>685657799
I've got to figure out her name real quick. Will deliver
>>685656209
roll
>>685657556
his ex
>>685657556
Women are so fucking vapid I swear to God
I dont know? Anyone? Seems like the kind of guy who would take any opportunity he can get. But for real here. for two seconds just forget about bricen. this is about you and I...
Had to pull it off smooth
>>685657693
rolling in the deep
>>685657556
"that guy from Dunkin Donuts"
>>685657556
send a dickpic OP
>>685658302
Your mom, LOL
>>685658280
rollan
>>685658362
Doing this one because kek
>>685658471
this.
I'm sorry
this
>>685657921
then
>>685658471
>>685658577
winrar
I just fucking LOVE shoving giant tasty cocks in my asshole, it feels great, getting my greasy, hairy, shit-soaked anus dominated by an eleven-inch cockrod, it feels heavenly! Did I mention that I also love getting mouthfucked AFTER I take it up the infested anus? Oh, It feels delightful! Sucking three, four, maybe even FIVE tapeworms into myself is the most fantastic feeling ever!
I'm gonna fuck your ass til it prolapses and then call you rosebud if you tell anyone what I said. Now are you coming over tonight or do need to drive to you?
I love you
>>685658302
just tell her to come over or something so yinz can fuck. She's clearly down
>>685658577
Dubs speakity
>>685658755
>>685658471
roll
>>685658490
>>685658677
>>685658362
I am truly blessed
>>685658726
Roll
>>685658577
get
>>685658577
win
>>685658577
lets go
>>685657921
this please
I'll let my friends decide
I'll never stop loving you.
>>685658726
Rollapse for prolapse
>>685652892
if dubs you send this link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxLOoIS8vx4
>>685659098
good show op
>>685659098
>>685658724
roll
>>685658709
roll
>>685659377
dude why
The first moment I met you I knew you were the one yours eyes are like no ones. I've even master bated to just your face. I WANT TO MARRY YOU!
>>685659377
you ruined it fagget
>>685659377
>>685659098
>implying op has friends
>>685659377
>>685659577
Dub dubs cancelling the crap
I'm sorry that my brother was on my phone... but I actually do really like you. I know this is the worst timing but I'd love to apologize in person if you'd be willing to let me take you to dinner this friday? I promise it will be worth your time :)
It's been decided, lemme get my cock hard
>>685659921
nice
>>685659921
>>685659872
this
>>685659921
>>685659577
>>685659377
>>685658724
I have something to show you please don't laugh { inserst dick pic}
>>685660131
I am going to ruin that stinky loose meatlocker of a cave you call a vagina.
I actually might not do the dick pic because we're both under 18 and I could get in serious trouble
>>685660153
This
>niggers
>>685660366
op confirmed faggot!
>>685660366
i hate you you fucking whore, i'm too good for you in the first place. don't come to school monday or else you'll regret ever rejecting me.
I just found a giant wart on my dick
>>685660366
topkek mods mods mods
>>685660366
underage b&
do >>685659872
>>685660366
Just censor it and post her reaction
>>685660366
Did somone order the large pizza
>>685660366
GTFO
>>685660721
this you faggot, put the banana meme over it
>>685660721
Well if she goes to the cops or some shit I'll be fucked
>>685660681
>>685660822
LMAO
>>685660889
>>685660842
no you won't posting a dick pic of you to a person your age is not illegal
>>685660842
why would she?? do it
When it's all over I'm sure Bricen will care for you more than ever, I mean, how the fuck do you think relationships last without variety? You'd have to be delusional to think otherwise.
Hitler was a horrible man who committed mass genocide for self-pleasure. He was such an over-privileged scoundrel.
>>685661134
Off by one fuck
FUCK, all that was my freaking friend >.> I'm so sorry please forgive me for this xxD
Just send the fucking pic fagget
>>685660366
MODS
>>685661439
Roll
I'm sorry I've been smoking a lot of cigarettes laced with embalming fluid so I'm kind of fucked up. But I do know that I love you and I ant desperately to penetrate you with my pencil peepee
>>685661777
Checked
>>685661777
>>685656209
Roll
>>685658726
Rolling. Also can we get some deliver?
OP ded? send the dickpic man
>>685662819
Don't blurr it faggot
>>685662819
>>685662819
Your actual dick? Brave man!
>>685662819
"You want some of this flaccid dong?"
Lol if that doesn't work nothing will
>>685662819
the absolute madman!!!!!
Actually my dick, here's a pic of that poster you see in the background as proof
>>685657693
reroll
>>685662819
Nice micropenis faggot.
>>685658755
reroll
>>685663407
what a fucking legend! I love you OP
>>685662819
Worldstar
>>685663444
triperoni
>>685662819
Sry about ur dick anon
>>685656209
Roll
>>685663724
It looks a little red doesn't it? OP should get it checked
That's all for tonight folks. Now I delete all evidence and hop she doesn't contact police. I will now be taking questions. +my face
>>685662819
>>685663407
sweet poster, op
who's your fave
>x-men
>avenger?
i hate niggers i hate jews i hate spics and arabs too
>>685663979
good job op, see you when you get out of jail
>>685664016
Avengers no doubt
>>685663979
nice, thanks, it was fun
>>685663979
women don't call the fucking cops for getting dick pics
>literally happens all the time
>nothing matters
>>685663979
you should fuck that slut though
>>685664130
but like
>which avenger
sorry, i need to calm down now, ...i, just freak out because i truly love you, i fucking want to be with you
>>685664346
Hawkeye
>>685662819
>flaccid
Hahahahaha nigga you have a 16 yo's pubes and have a 10 year olds dick
>>685663366
Whis that faggot?
>>685664973
a newfag
>>685664933
Least I don't talk niggerspeak such as yourself you subhuman baboon
>>685665322
troof nigga
No response op?
>>685665322
>implying that makes up for having an adolescent penis
>>685662819
>Adding extra red to make your dick look bigger than 5 inches
>>685665802
It's because I'm an adolescent you retard. Did you not read the thread? I'm 15
>>685666120
1. I'm a grower lmao
2. I'm flaccid in the pic, albeit a little hard, so it's around five inches in the pic
>>685666191
enjoy your b& little faggot.
>>685666579
Oh no, whatever shall I do without /b/, a place where the community is so good and the banana threads are hilarious?!
>>685666191
modssss ban this little dick faggot
Mods won't ban me because I'm 2 cool
>>685663979
You can't delete the evidence it still exist on her phone not that it matters, the worst you probably have to worry about is her bf beating your twink ass up.
Doubt she will call the cops for a blurred dick pic.
>>685667325
Her boyfriend and I have been best friends since we were born. He was in the hospital when I was born, he won't beat my ass. Also, I weigh 100 more pounds than he does (he's skinny as hell, I'm on the bigger side of the spectrum, not fat, not skinny)
>>685667308
MOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!!
>>685667308
OP confirmed cool
>>685667618
QUEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!
>>685667802
Holy shit OP is a fag. Deliver more young cuck
>>685667802
says the faggot
guys i think op is a spic
nigger
