Ever been caught jacking off before? >Greentext stories,
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Ever been caught jacking off before?
>Greentext stories, no matter how lame or short
Especially if it ever led to anything more, like a step sister/female friend wanted to fuck you after or finish for you etc.
>be fapping in my brothers room because he had a computer and I didn't at the time
>brother knocks on the window to his room from outside and starts laughing at me
>had absolutely no time to close the porn or put dick away
>instant boner kill
My mother also caught me looking at porn one time and yelled at me
>>685225348
>be me
>14 yrs old
>camping with grandparents
>cousin, m, 5 years younger than me came along
>all sleeping in pop-up camp trailer
>middle of RV park
>street lights in the park seep easily into the trailer, even with the flaps down.
>goddamn steel erection, cause no fapping for days
>Hoping grandma sees.
>I can tell she sees me, but says nothing
>cum buckets
>off to sleep
>say nothing and act like everything is fine the next day
I've never been caught but I keep thinking it would be fun to "accidentally" let my sister catch me beating ioff
>>685226176
Why were you hoping that your grandma could see you?
>>685225348
I've never been caught, been doing it for about 14 years too.
>>685226329
All you have to do is fap in the living room or in her room and come up with an excuse as to why you were in there in the first place
>mom leaves for work
>time to fap
>fuck locking door, she'll be gone all day
>lay on my bed, laptop on chest, dick in sock and wearing just boxers
>fapping away
>mom had unknowingly came back inside house before leaving
>mom suddenly opens door
>stare at each other
>cover up with blanket as quickly as possible
>too late, the damage is done
>her: "ummm, had to come back for something, leaving now"
>me: "ok!"
>neither of us has ever spoken about it
Awkward as fuck for the next couple days. Embarrassing but life goes on. Now I literally always lock the door and triple check that it's locked.
No rules
>>685226368
he's your average sick, twisted /b/tard
>>685227406
>triple check
kek
>tired as hell
>fap, then sleep sounds good
>half-ass shut door, not listening for intruders
>SUDDENLY, MUM
>"hey anon, do you know about blah blah.."
>quickly throw bottom of shirt over Mount Rushmore
>spin chair to face and have a normal conversation
>pokerface.png
>"alright, well, talk to you later."
>nailed it-
>"um, anon, is that your stomach peeking out"
>one errant nut esacped my cover up operation
>'Yes. Probably' as I jerk the shirt down almost to my knees
>"Ok. See ya."
>SHE KNEW THE WHOLE TIME
>>685227618
I realized I fit in after lurking for 15 minutes. i kept lurking for weeks. That was 2007.
>>685228291
she wanted the d
>>685228291
>>"um, anon, is that your stomach peeking out"
aww fuck that's funny as fuckall
>be me
>19 or so
>about midnight when I get out of work I know my grandpa hides playboy mags
>all recent stuff none of that old bs
>am totally turned on by my grandma
>she's laying in her bed while grandpa is downstairs watching tv
>set it up so she'll walk in on me on purpose
>be suspicious af
>start fapping furiously to playboy mags while set up basically right in front of the door
>grandma walks in and sees me
>make eye contact and don't stop
>she gets all flustered and walks out
>i blow the biggest load of my life
>go down to say good by to drive home
>she acts like nothing happened an it's all good
>not the only time I did this
>>685228291
>Mount Rushmore
>>685229155
I don't understand grandma fetishes. That's fucking disgusting
>>685228291
If more than 10 mums fuck their sons around the world each month, it's not that many, but still it sounds like a lot.
I'd bet it's more like 10 per day or more.
>>685228291
>is that your stomach peeking out
Makes absolutely no sense
>>685229441
>I don't understand grandma fetishes. That's fucking disgusting
What is a more normal incest fetish then?
>>685229862
Sister, mother, or cousin
It's just gross because grandmas are like 70, ew
>>685229862
someone closer to your age like a cousin? Or maybe a milf aunt?
>>685229651
This is why I laughed so hard, cause mt Rushmore doesn't sound like an erection either.
His stomach peeking out sounds like it could be Mt Rushmore.
>>685225348
Sause?
>>685225348
>be fapping
>hear a noise and quickly minimize everything
>its nothing
>continue fapping
>>685230023
Yes, I had a grandma fetish. But, it's no more fucked up than wanting to plow your own mother or sister.
>>685230554
Yes, yes it is
>>685230407
10/10
>>685229651
It's cause he's fat
>>685227447
> Virgin
I bet you are
>>685227447
How do I scan the kik code?
>>685230714
>be you
>have mother bent over the bed
>fucking her for all glory
>thanking her for bringing you into the world with your 9 inch pecker.
>????
>think of grandmother
>throw up all over mum
>>685230321
Bump
my mom caught me jacking off in the shower. we only have one bathroom. i was in the shower while she in the bathroom too. i started jacking off. she didn't that i was doing that but she was joking around with me and pulled the shower curtain back as a joke. let's just say she got more than she bargained for. i started spy camming her soon thereafter.
>>685231076
Use your kik code scanner
Newfag here, how do I do green text on mobile?
>>685231076
Can't if usinging mobile
>>685231300
Care to explain? Was there an update to introduce this shit?
>>685231188
>pulled the shower curtain back as a joke
uh huhhhh
>>685229651
>>685230253
Sitting on chair, dick and balls out of pants in a upside-down palmtree formation. Excess part of shirt pulled down over the whole shebang. Missed a testicle. Mum knew it was balls, but deflected by intentionally mentioning the wrong flesh covered dangly bit.
She knew damn well it wasn't a tummy.
>>685231121
>>685231121
It's being sexually attracted to a hot milf or someone your age vs. being attracted to a winkly old ass almost dead lady. Also, I'm not attracted to my family members, I was just saying that it's better than being attracted to your grandmother
>>685231300
>>685231397
pls add Anon Doe or Anon_Anonsly
I'm on a phone
> About 13 years old
> Fap like 3-4 times a day
> Grandparents have a computer with high speed
> My dad doesn't even have a computer
> Stealth fap on grandparents computer while gma is doing dishes in kitchen (next room over)
> I'm about to nut and I hear her walk in the room
> She runs out yelling for my grandfather
> Banned from computer for a month
> They ended up getting a virus that almost killed it because of me
>>685231188
Shit thats hot :^)
What did she say and how did you react? Did she just quickly close the curtain and then leave?
>>685225348
Anybody got sauce?
>>685231397
I read that as "you singing mobile"
>>685231667
BumperMumper
>>685231430
Ohhhh I understand now, that's fucking hilarious
Any more golden stories like this? Any wincest happen? :^D
>>685231675
That's cause my phone is a potato and writes whatever it wants to
>>685231352
>Come back in ten years after you figure it out.
>>685225348
>be me
>share computer with brother
>cum on desk
>forgot to wipe it off
>brother sits at computer later
>accidentally hand in cum
>"anon, what is this on the desk?"
>pretend that I don't know
>mfw he's gay now
>>685231624
yeah, pretty much the oh wow! i'm so sorry! i didn't know! ahhh! i'm sorry.!
>>685231816
Like "I'm a fucking big faggot queer" to your ex-gf's phone, right?
>>685231430
Need to attempt again. See if the root of the palm tree can be exposed to your mom that loves you. She wants the best for you.
>>685230407
it was me... i saw everything
>road trip with family
>older sister lives out of state, we're staying at her place
>one morning I fap in the bathroom real quick
>week later
>mother picked up developed pictures from the trip
>i'm in the kitchen with her as she's looking at them
>she suddenly stops thumbing through them
>"anon, what are these?"
>several pictures of me, naked and fapping in the bathroom
>dont know what to say
>she takes them and throws them in the trash
>we never spoke of it again
Years later and I still have no fucking clue how those pictures could have been taken. Its not like it could have been a hidden camera, it was on our fuckhuge family camera.
>>685231896
>kek
>newfag here
>greentext took 5 mns
>still can't triforce
>be me
>be 15(10 years ago)
>using the massager pictured in my jack and jill bathroom
>sisters hot 14 year old friend walks in
>awkward stares ensue
i still see this girl occasionally and we have never talked about it ever.
>>685231938
noice
Got any wincest stories with her? Is your mom hot?
>>685231816
No problem
Pay no attention to this guy--> >>685231951
He's a skeleton.
>>685231951
Kek
>implying I'm beta enough to keep exs number
>>685232199
wtf.... how?! what angle were the photos taken at
>>685227447
Please add beefsteak07 I'm on a phone
>>be me
>older cousin living with me
>search through her dirty clothes
>find panties
>no ones home
>wears it
>hear door opens
>quickly wear my shorts with her panties
>mom came back
>fap hard after i pretend to take a dump
>>685232291
no wincest stories. unfortunately. but yeah, she's good looking. around 5'4" 120 lbs blonde hair. blue eyes. nice tits. etc.
>implying implications
What is being fuck buddies?
>>685232636
You from Kentucky?
> Around 14 years old
> Family friends are staying the weekend with their 9/10 redhead daughter my age
> See her in bikini aaaallllll day
> Can't fap because I'm stuck sleeping with grandfather
> Wake up super early next morning
> Load up old ass XP computer in family room and wait for IE to load my pr0n
> That fucking grill ninjad her way downstairs and in the room
> I see her in the corner of my eye
> Cover myself and exit
> Idk if she saw
> Go all day and night without fapping
> Same exact thing happened the NEXT morning
> She caught me again
> 3 days no fap starring at this beautiful girl in a bikini
>>685232636
>that decaying ear wtf wtf
>>685231579
hahaha rip computer
>>685232636
no
>>685232840
wut?
>>685231933
>hes gay now
Huehue
>be me, about to be born
>dick touches mom's vag while birthing
>act like nothing happened
>>685231667
http://www.cumlouder.com/porn-video/valentina-nappi-s-pussy-gets-scored/
>>685225348
WHO IS SHE
>>685232636
What's wrong with her ear mang?
>>685232199
Lol what the fuck, dude that must have been embarrassing as shit
>>so there I sat
>>me ship ready to set sail on ye blonde and big tittied winds.
>>twas a young Lad of early 20s
>>me eyes fixated on the booty before me, a manner of treasures to make Davy Jones wet.
>>with one firm hand I gripped my wheel (mouse) the other plummeting into my lap in rapid fire succession, this vessel was built for combat maneuvering and not stealth.
>>I hear a sirens call behind me but throw it to an uncautioned wind.
>>"Ignore the wench" told me self
>>suddenly as my cannon readies it's payload of babybombs the call came once more but closer...
>>sweat poured down me brow as I cast a glance to catch my sea wench glaring at my Jolly Roger.
>>Do ye need help? She offered with a grin.
>>I froze pondering the probability of a trap. She then grips my haft and that is when in my truest alpha moment I announced.
>>"what are you talking about I didn't do anything"
>>I proceeded to walk with shame outside to smoke and pity myself
>>685232636
Does she even moisturize her hair, her scalp looks gross. And what the fuck is with the nigger ear?
>>685231667
>>685230321
learn how to reverse image search faggots
>>685232636
Is that an ear tattoo?
>>685233264
Insta-trash
>>685232636
Aaaand this is the real reason I created this thread
Can you greentext her catching you, and what she said later regarding her wanting to taste you? Also, moar stories with her pls
>>685232636
story time nigger
>Bf goes to work
> Home alone horny
> Turn on some porn
> Bf gets off work earlier than I thought
> He walks in
> Throw the blankets over myself before the door opens
> Try to play it off like I wasn't doing anything
>Bf knows my guilty/embarrassed face
> Grabs my phone
> Sees the porn on it
>We fuck
>>685225348
>> be me
>> 15 years old
>> sleep over at friends house
>> Its really late
>> friend goes to bed
>> I go to guest room and leave door cracked
>> Im a night owl so I turn on the TV.
>> watch adult swim till retarded shows come on
>> switch to spike tv
>> girls gone wild commercials on repeat.
>> fuck yeah
>> start fapping
>> Thought I heard something and throw blankets over me to hide erection
>> see no shadows pass crack in door
>> guess it was nothing.
>> continue fapping
>> Getting close
>> friends mom walks in and freezes
>> OH SHIT.jpg
>> I hide my dick under blakets
>> she just stands there for like 3 seconds
>> she looks at the TV then back at me
>> walks over to computer desk and grabs cell phone and leaves
>> I turn off tv and panic
>> Fuck! whats going to happen?
>> she comes back and turns the light on
>> walks over to bed and tells me its normal for boys my age
>> she says not to be ashamed and she wont tell my parents
>> Great weight is lifted from my chest
>> I tell her Im sorry
>> she puts her hand on my leg and tells me not to be
>> "I know you probably dont get much of a chance to at home" (Have many siblings and have no privacy) "so I dont mind if you do it here.
>> "If you want I can even help you"
>15 years old
>wanking hard in the living room
.>get into it
>stop paying attention to surroundings
>13 year old sister comes down the stairs
>I don't see her
>don't know how long she was there for
>see movement at the stairs
>freak out
>look up
>shes already up there
>thinking I saw things
>get a call from mom
>she says we need to talk when I get home
>oh shit
>I knew my sister was fucking there
>blame it on my best friend
>tell her he got caught for the same thing in the same way, and that I wasnt doing anything
>damagecontrol.jpg
>shedoesntbuyit.png
>get talked to
>told to jerk off in the shower and not on the couch
>cant look at her for a few days
>About 14-15 at time
>Get my own PC (finally)
>Whacking late at night to some prons on new PC
>Father walks in literally right after busting a nut
>Caught red (or should I say white) handed
>Father laughs and walks out
>Father is a cynical bastard, laughs about it for days and pokes fun
>No Fucks Were Given both ways
>Already knew of his bag of old porno tapes for years, already knew of his floppy disk porn collection (LOL Floppy disks man...)
He who jerks off in a glass house should not throw stones kinda shit.
>>685232782
Shit did anything else happen with her?
>11 y/o, home alone
>just learned how to jerk it
>on Dad's computer cause I know there's shiet tons of porn on history
>spankthemonkey.dll
>cousin walks in since he lives across the street
>Him: Thought no one was home, what's up?
>Me as I retract cock back in shorts: NOTHING
>Him: ... Something smells like bad salami in here.
>Me: Smelt like that when I got here
>cousin went downstairs
>probs smelt bad cause ever cleaned down there cause foreskin
>played pokemon with him after
Most awkward 30 seconds of my life, so far
>>685233749
Fuck no she was WAY out of my league.
>>685233483
cont please
>>685231121
unless your grandmother is < 50~55 in well shape it's disgusting
>>685228791
2005 -_-
>Hanging out on limewire
>Search for porn
>Keep seeing this strange "pthc" tag in video names everywhere
>Search for "pthc" and download a lot of stuff
>FBI...
>Currently in prison
>Got raped multiple times
>Caught AIDS
>Fuck you FBI!
>>685225348
>be me 21 on vacation with 19yr old gf of 2 years
>jerkin it in the shower because i wasn't getting any
>shower curtain rips open
>immediately act like something is wrong with my junk
>she knew
>i go out and get some drinks
>i'm shitfaced she is sober
>later on we have pity sex
>she turns and pukes on me
>immediately stop
>oh it's okay babe no problem i know you are sick a lot
>be me, caught mastribating and puked on.. on my 21st birthday.
fun times
>>685233483
>> she moved her had really close to my crotch
>> I dont know what to do or say. Im frozen.
>> she massages my dick through the blankets
>> "I can help this way or I can let you watch some videos I have. which do you want?"
>> "I dont know" is all I could get out
>> she looks me right in the eyes and smiles
>> "I think I know what you want"
>> she pulls blankets down and begins to stroke me
>> Holy shit! my dicks never been this hard
>> "see this isnt so bad is it? Im going to do something special for you"
>> she stops and pull her hair back
>> good thing because I was about to bust a nut
>> she lower her head to my junk and licks the underside of the head
>> Im going to fucking pass out this is so good
>> Shit! cant hold back anymore
>> "You might want to stop" I said
>> she sticks whole dick in her mouth and gives me Grade A blowjob
>> I done
>> blow biggest load of my 15 years of existence in her mouth.
>> she keeps going until Im finished
>> then she looks up at me and smiles and says we can do it again next time I come over
>> she leaves room
>> I go to sleep
>> next morning she has pancakes and bacon made
>> friend is already done eating and playing Xbox
>> I go to kitchen thinking was any of last night real?
>> she gives me my plate and winks
>> I guess that did happen
we fuck once or twice a year now.
>>685232476
Kinda like a bathroom selfie shot, camera pointed at a mirror. I remember they were at a slight angle and partially obscured by something. Thing is, the only thing there was a fucking wall. A small section of wall with nothing on it, no decorations, no shelf, nothing but a plain fucking wall. It was very strange.
>>685233174
How long did it take you to write this
>>685234159
well thats disappointing
>>685231121
Everyone here likes incest man. It's really the 70+ aspect of it that I don't get
>>685234526
I can't say I believe you, But either way, cool story bro.
>>685233459
tits or gtfo
Thought no one was home one day so I started fapping on my bed with my laptop on my chest. Left my door cracked open because 1) no one was home and 2) I could hear when the door opens downstairs.
So I'm beating my meat real good and cum buckets. A few seconds after out of the corner of my eye I see something move through the crack of the door...my sister had been watching me the whole time. I had been moaning and cursing and all that shit.
For a while afterwards she wouldn't address is directly, but would curse and moan the same way I was. Embarrassing as hell
>>685233204
>>685233276
>>685233393
>>685233396
What did he say??
>>685233483
>>685234526
I swear I saw this years ago
>>685235072
>GREENTEXT FAGGOT
>>685235125
"my sister had to taste me after she caught me. I told her only if I can take a picture and she agreed. This happened two months aho" + pic related
>>685234526
I can tell you guys how we started fucking if you care to hear the story.
>>685225348
Rolling
0-4 fap
5-9 sleep
>>685235349
Interested
>>685225348
>get a computer some years ago
>be lurking whenever i don't fucking remember how old i was
>some nigger post some porn of a qt chick with a black thumbnail so i didn't know what it was
>badtiming.wav
>click it
>fucking stepdad walks in
>mfw
>he's like woops walks away
>leave immediately to explain that some nigger posted it
>he says he doesn't care if im lying or not and we go about the rest of the day talking about nerd shit
Thank god it wasn't my mom in that situation though, that would be a funny story.
>>685235196
I did post this story some time ago but it was not for a caught thread. It was first time thread
>>685232782
You sad sorry dumbass
>>685235500
Checked
>>685234654
Roughly 5-10 mins on my phone
>>685230407
11/10
>>685228791
2007, we started the same year, posted once and lurked for 9 more years.
>>685235254
>NO
happy fucktard?
>be me
>jerk off 24/7
>never get caught
If
>>685233174
Top kek
I always caught my uncle fapping because he was a pedo and wanted me to catch him, but Inever got caught when I was younger. I'm an oldfag and married now and my kids have caught me jerking/fucking my wife though.
>>685236071
You
>>685236119
Leave me now
>years ago be me at 12
>play on old computer
>see adult games
>thinks ohh that be nice
>finds sex game,
>rub self for a while
>Masturb8s
>gets close but stops not knowing what feeling was thought needed wee
>hear dad coming, go to new tab
>go to toilet
>come back see dad looking at sex game
>Dad say something like well son dont do dis with games, be man
>i Say ok
>dad leave
>>685235938
Yep, Now any other fake stories you plan to post?
>Make sure its greentext queer.
>>685236191
you'll take away the biggest part of me
>>685235705
ty fam, but those are shit compared to these numerals
>>685232289
>>be me
>>be 15(10 years ago)
>>using the massager pictured in my jack and jill bathroom
>>sisters hot 14 year old friend walks in
>>awkward stares ensue
>i still see this girl occasionally and we have never talked about it ever.
missed opportunity, you should have asked her if she liked what she saw
>>685236117
Why you gotta jerk the wife around in front of the kids?
>>685235349
do tell
yeahh
>>685235349
Yes please
>>685236077
Checked
>>685236291
Ooh Ooh Ooooh baby please don't go
>>685233483
>>685234526
>SHIT THAT NEVER HAPPENED
>>685234496
She was sober and still threw up on you?
>>685236327
I have no idea why I should respect 327, But you sold me bro...
327 GET
>>685236512
OH HAMBURGERS!
>>685236704
literally a faggot
>>685236704
Loo loo loo I've got some apples
>mom leaves for work
>sexually frustrated teen who always had to jerk
>instantly get on my phone and get my ceremony started
>look for video and turn volume all the way up
>Mom walks in right after it starts
>Get caught legs apart stroking dick
>Start screaming and run to room
>>685236342
I assume you mean sex and it's not a big deal. My kids are all young don't really know they should be mortified. They've seen us naked pretty regularly regardless, so we just get annoyed and act like nothing was happening.
>>685233027
Valentina Nappi
>>685236876
Not to mention its a good opportunity in the future to have one fucked up orgy,,,
>tfw
>Be Me
>Make up fake story about incest
>4chan being the cancer it is nowdays busts a collective nut at fake story
>Laugh to myself at the faggots
>Go to reddit and whore for karma
>Make a blog post on tumblr about mah plivlage
>Go play some COD and worship some whore on the mic
>Jerk off to lolicon wallpaper
>Fall asleep with body pillow with some faggy random anime kid on it
>Wake up
>Repeat
>>685235349
Ok so as I mentioned before my friend cannot stay up late to save his life. he is also a very heavy sleeper. This let his mother and I have plenty of our sessions. as time went on she even let me grab her tits and feel her pussy. but on to the point.
my friends parents were divorced. the father lived just outside of the state. so there were times when I could not come over because my friend would be with his dad for the summer or when it was his dads turn.
>> Im 16 now
>> after I finish in her mouth one night, she tells me that Kevin is going to be with his father for the summer.
>> Im kinda disappointed that we wont be able to do this again for a while.
>> she tells me not to tell my parents that because she want me to come over anyway when hes gone.
>> Fucking. Brilliant.
>> "Then we can have more fun" she winks and then leaves me to sleep.
>> summer comes
>> Im nervous to call over.
>> finally work up the courage.
>> call Kevins house even though I know hes not there.
>> she answers
>> Hey miss anon. Is kevin there?
>> "yes he is give me a minute"
>> "Im going to pretend to be kevin" she whispers
>> whats up anon?
>> try not to laugh. she almost sounds like him
>> "is it cool if I come over?"
>> "sure. I'll ask my mom to pick you up.
>>685232199
did you ask your sister?
is she 'mean'?
>>685225348
Never been caught fapping nor watching porn. I'm a ninja like that.
>>685237673
>Dinosaur.jpg
Every time I get caught fapping I hide my boner talk to the person once they leave continue fapping even if they knew. I only stop if I have to leave the computer.
how do you greentext
>>685236567
I think there's a reason why he wasn't getting any, lol.
>>685235125
Not even sure why it got reported
>in school
>just walked by a 10/10 chick with huge tits
>God damn
> go to nearest bathroom
> starts jacking off in the urnal
>guy walks in
>"really bro ?"
>leaves bathroom
To this day I've never met that person that saw me that day, and I'm still scared that one day a video of me will appear on the Internet.
>>685237673
Cont. plx.
>>685233000
>UNDER FUCKING DATED POST
also checked
>>685237673
We waited that fucking long just for this? Really?
Your next post had better be good or ill ban you from my thread lmao XDD
>be me
> wife goes to the store while I'm home alone
> my kid is at my dads
> decide to bash one off
> about half way through when I must have been making loudish noises
> kids fucking furby activates on the window ledge and starts flipping the fuck out
> mfw I got caught by a furby
>>685239213
Very under dated
>>685239344
∞/10
>>685237673
>> "Ok then. see you soon" then I laugh
>> couple hours later she comes by and picks me up.
>> has groceries in the back to make it look like she was on the way back from the store.
>> damn this woman is thorough
>> we get to the house and unload groceries from garage.
>> she tells me to play a game and relax a while
>> hands were shaking I was so nervous
>> started playing on the xbox for a while.
>> doorbell rings
>> OH SHIT! busted!
>> she walks to door in her robe and opens it
>> Pizza lady hands over 2 pizzas and a 2 liter
>> after she pays, she closed the door.
>> told here that scared the crap out of me.
>> "thought we were going to get caught"
>> she laughs and tells me to turn of the game and eat with her.
>> she tells me she didnt know what kind to get so she ordered two kinds of pizza
>> after eating she tells me to sit in living room and wait a minute
>> she comes back with a DVD and sticks it in the DVD player
>> "Cool Dinner and a movie?"
>> "something like that"
>>685239344
Kekked and checked
>> be me about 13
>>fap every night in bed
>>bed squeaks like 2 mice fucking
>>big house IDC no one can hear
>>come home from school
>>dad in my room putting screws in my bed frame
>>what are you doing, dad?
>>just gives me a half smile and keeps working
>>fast fwd about 30 years
>>laying in my bed
>>hear mice fucking
>>put about 10 screws in my daughters bed
>>her:"you are the coolest dad"
>>no. Your grandfather is
>>685225348
>Be 12 y/o me
>Inna faptent
>used to most porn so Ive been going to more unconventional porn like BBW and fisting
>video of girl enlisting the fist sting
>Getting 15degrees canada weather
>Bitch pulls out a bowling pin
>oh yes pls bbby
>mom walks in without saying a word and takes the lap top
>hand on my dick "Hi mom"
>watch her leave with the closed laptop playing "AWEEEHHH WAWEH FACK AAWEH FUCK YEAH THAT SO FUCKING THICK"
>cant help but giggle and finnish my nut to thought of that sweet bowling pin wiz
>>685226436
why would you post on here if ur 14?!?! wtf
>>fapping in living room as teen to sattelite porn, mom walks in front door, dont look at her but know shes there. finish into paper towel, get up walk out, mom never says a word
>>685239344
Top kek
>>685229155
>in grandma's room watching tv
>do cinemax on demand for awesome softcore porn fap time
>fapping furiously with door kind of closed
>hear grandma on her way up
>nofuckgiven.gif
>right as she opens the door I hide my rock hard cock in my boxers and change the channel
>last button op
>she sits down on the bed and starts talking to me
wering boxer briefs and due to angle I'm sitting in boner is clearly visible
>she starts massaging my inner thigh inching closer and closer to my cock
>she's just looking at me smiling
>dick brain takes over and decide"I'll just whip it out and see what happens"
>do it, she doesn't flinch and just grabs it and starts stroking
>I'm in heaven, hardness of 1000000000 diamonds
>she doesn't ever look away from me
>tell her I'm gonna cum
>doesn't say a word and just goes harder
>cum all over myself and her arms
>gives me a kiss and tells me lunch is ready downstairs
>my brain can't function but eventually clean up and go eat lunch
>never talked about, ever
>>685240027
was it Antz?
ever had a danger wank, now that shit gets your heart going
>>685241306
is that like jerking off during like a home invasion or a hostage situation?
>>685225348
> be me
> be 15,16, maybe 17
> spend a little time most nights, examining my penis. why this white messy shit come out when i cum now?
> can i pull this dick skin over the top and cover the head?
> what's this brown band around the middle from?
> sitting up in my bed, flashlight clamped in my jaw so i can use both hands to see
> suddenly, my younger brother is there
> freak the fuck out
> "uh, hey, what's up?"
> [brother]: "is tomorrow wednesday or thursday?"
> "it's a thursday."
> [brother[: "k den"
> put flashlight away
> keep wondering what sex is all about
>>685240587
Under rated my friend
7/7
>>685241482
Kek!!! No but it should be
>>685240027
Typing as I go. thank you for being patient
>> she sits next to me with the remote in her hand
>> suddenly the TV goes from blank to naked chicks
>> wut
>> notwhatIwasexpecting.jpeg
>> "I think you'll really like this
>> she navigates to play
>> we watch the first scene
>> dick is diamonds
>> "looks like someone is turned on"
>> "Let me help you get comfortable"
>> she gets up and pulls my pants and shirt off so that Im just in my boxers
>> she then removes her bra to show her tits and tiny thong
>> suddenly remember all the times I said I hate my life and take it all back.
>> she starts rubbing my dick the usual way
>> accept this time she want me to rub her while she does it.
>> we watch the next scene like this
>> she keeps an eye on me to make sure I dont cum right away and keeps her hands off when I get to close.
>> she pulls off thong and tugs at my boxers
>>685233492
Your sister is a slut
>>685241217
no but they did have shrek
>be me
>fap
>get caught
>>685231579
Almost a same situation with me but they found a virus after I looked at yootoob porn
>>685240587
Best post
>>685241848
Its like this is all a script to one of your faptasies.
>Just got home from a long day of work at my 1st job at the tender age of 17
>horny as fuck for some reason.
>I whip it out and go to town on myself right on the couch in my downstairs living room
>Knew my mom was making me dindins but it's k cause she'll call me when it's done like always
>NOPE she decides today is gonna be the day I hand deliver my son his meal and go down the stairs like A FUCKING NINJA all quiet
>Catches a face full of me jerkin it. She saw EVERYTHING I'm sure of it
>all I could say was "JEEZ" as I covered up
>Mom walks over and puts my food next to me, doesnt say a word and walks away
It will haunt me till I die
>>685241139
Fucking disgusting
>>685241776
Well then what the fuck is it?
>be me
>over at my pastors house for a bbq
>pastor has a hot daughter with huge boobs
>daughter was kind of a slut
>she comes downstairs wearing a low cut v neck
>instant boner
>rushes to the bathroom to try and hide it
>dad sees me rushing to bathroom, says nothing
>get to the bathroom and starts fapping
>few moments later dad opens the bathroom door
>ohshit.jpg
>dad immediately starts laughing and says couldn't you wait until we got home
>closes door, locks it, continues fapping
>>685235125
What did I miss?
what is what pal?
>>685241622
>>>>15, 16, or 17 and doesn't know anything about sex or masturbation
Must have been a slow kid. Or homeschooled. Or both
>>685242600
basically you have a wank and when your getting close to finishing you shout someone eg your mum dad, then try to finish the fap
>be me 15
>dads birthday, dad and grandparents are in the living room/kitchen
>decide to jerk my gerkin in the bathroom because why not
>no sound in headphones wtf
>remember dad bought Bluetooth connection for surround sound week before
>ohfuck.jpg
>disconnect asap and act as af nothing happened
>walk into kitchen
>grandparents and dad are dad silent
>staring at me so I just go to my room
>didn't leave my room or speak to my dad for 48 hours
>haven't talked about it since
>>685242340
lmao
>>685234159
>out of your league
m8....MATE you just gotta act like there are no leagues, you know why? there aren't!
>>685242953
Fuck that! holy shit have you done that?
>greentext the outcome
>>685242820
Idaho reporting in. that's why i didn't know about sex or masturbation.
abstinence-only, plus being circumcised at age 1day really stunts a person's sexual development.
but go ahead, make all the assumptions you need to about me, stranger.
>>685241650
This is me.
>>685242576
What are you tryna pull here Buck Jr?
>be me
>chuffin the choad
>get caught
>life goes on
>>685230321
Valentina Nappi
>>685242603
Why didn't you try fucking the daughter?
Got caught by my older sister when I was 19, she was peeking and watched the whole time. Too lazy to greentext so yeah.
>>685243240
Ryan go to bed
>>685243364
Nigga I look like the male version of Maisie Williams
>>685241848
Hurry the fuck up
>>685241848
>> I pull them off and she lays me down
>> she gives me a quick BJ and then moves up
>> she grabs my dick and guides it to her hole
>> This is happening
>> she gives me the most lustful kiss ever and lowers herself on me
>> she lets out a sigh and closes her eyes
>> I slid in so easily she was so wet.
>> Holy shit this is amazing.
>> my dick was warm but she was hot
>> she started moving up and down
>> I wasnt even thinking anymore
>> This goes on for about 5 minutes
>> I warn her Im about to cum
>> this was like a trigger or something because she starts riding me harder and starts moaning louder
>> couldnt hold it any more
>> I tell her im cumming and try to push her off
>> she pushes my hands away and puts all her weight on my pelvis
>> I grown because I start spraying her insides with my spunk and because that last thrust kinda hurt.
>> I get half my load in and she starts convulsing and screaming. It kinda scared me to be honest
>> she looks at me and tells me that was great.
>> we put in another movie(shrek) and finish pizza
>> go to bed in her bed and do it again the next morning.
>>685243068
Holy shit anon
>>685243437
Did anything come from it? Did she want the d?
>be me
>be 17, qt 3.14 gf 15
> laying on couch in livingroom slipping her the d
>her almost 60 year old dad walks in
>thank god we under couch blanket with movie on
Cont?
>>685243068
Kek.
>>685243437
no, i seen this porno.
she stands in the doorway, with her hands in her panties, getting very wet
then she finally starts squirting juice all over the place, down her legs, onto the floor.
a few minutes later, you walk out of the room and catch her pissing herself, and you fuck her against her will, and you're both japanese.
>>685233483
things that never happened for 500 please
didn't get caught, but it was awkward as fuck...
>be me, 15
>parents are Bible Nazi
>I'm not heh
>start fapping under covers
>mom knocks on door asking to come in
>didn't realize door was unlocked
>she just fucking walked right in
>see bible in her hand
>my underwear is down to my ankles, but she can't tell because I was under my blankets
>she sits on my bed
>"I just wanted to pray anon"
>reaches for my hand
>still warm from grabbing my cock
>hold hands
>pray
>she leaves
>lock door
>continue
true story
>>685243580
That was a pretty good fake story, very nice
>>685243753
We very drunkenly made out and cuddled on my 23rd birthday. Nothing happened after she caught me jerking off, though.
>>685243844
kek
>>685243364
I tried. She was a freshman in college, I was a senior in high school. So she was only around during the summer. She did send a pic of her ass once, if that counts
>>685243815
>Cont?
Why the fuck do faggots post "Cont."
Are you so fucking desperate for even a little bit of attention that you need someone to ask you to post the rest of your fucking story.
No, Fuck Off, We do not want to hear your fucking story if it requires us to fucking beg for it.
>>685243815
Could be i teresting sure
>>685244517
This desu, thanks for saying it anon
Same goes for those gay cunts who say durr roll this or that for nudes of my disappointing fat girlfriend, just fucking post the nudes or don't, jeez
>>685243277
Congrats you either have a phone or can use ms paint
Samefag faggot
>Be 11 years old
>Only have one 2 bedroom apartment and one tv. One bedroom is for me and my dad the other for room mate
>No computer (living with single dad who just got divorced so sorting shit out)
>Masterbate to babesation in the living room on nights dad goes to work
>Son of room mate comes over has to sleep in the living room. We have a couch/bed
>Creep into the living room at 10 pm
>Start watching the babestation
>Room mates son quite litteraly cataches me with my pants down
>Starts screaming at me that its disgusting in broken english (his french)
>Starts screaming at me to finish
>The lights are on and im on the verge of tears as lolly bangcock is gyarting her hips
>Pull up my pants and waddle to my room
We never spoke of it again.
>>685243132
Exactly. There is no such thing as leagues.
>>685244728
>>685244517
samefag
685243219>>
no i never had the guts,
the closest thing to that i have ever done was this
>be 13ish
>on my tall bed (could touch roof)
>was naked and fapping
>girl who was sleeping over walks in (she was about 10)
>Carry on fapping because she was not tall enough to see my lower body
>talk to her while fap
>she say we watching film come watch
>i say ok will cum in a min
>she say ok and then leave room
oh also before that elarlier in the day when they were over this happned
>Me and brothers were playing hide and seek
>girl and me hide same place
>face to face
>She kiss me under bed we hide under
>we kiss for few mins i get boner, try to move lower body away so dont poke her
>i get caught as brother sees me
>do same and kiss while hide while get boner every time
thats all of what happend back then
got caught once, sorta.
>be 18, gf 17, at her place
>shes on top riding the d
>her moms a super used up stripper, gets up like 3pm everyday
>230pm were fucking like theres no tomorrow when we hear footsteps coming from above
>abortmission.jpg
>dick still inside she lays on top of me and throws blanket over us, turns on tv
>her mom walks in "stop fucking, you two"
>holyshitwerebusted.jpg
>jokingly say "never!" As we hurriedly try to take diamond bone saw out of pussy and return our shorts to normal
>succeed and she gets up to grab us some drinks, as if to prove we werent fucking
>mfw her mom starts inviting me to spend the night with my gf and invites me to family outings
>>685227821
Triple kek
>Be me
>Just got a VR headset.
>installAllTheVrPorn.exe
>Just me and wife at home.
>Wife says, "Hey, gonna run to store, brb"
>She leaves and I put it on just to see the quality of my content.
>It's better than I expected. Pants come off faster than a Jew and a penny jar.
>Put on headphones and start going to town. It's so fucking good.
>Scene is 20 minutes in, about to nut. Gotta find something to catch the mess.
>Too late, gonna nut, blow my load everywhere on me and the bed, don't even care.
>Sitting there like a young lad beating his meat for the very first time.
>Pull off headset. Wife. Looking right at me.
>"I forgot my phone... I've been here the whole time."
For like 2 fucking weeks she kept saying, "Well why don't you just have sex with your virtual girlfriend?"
Worth it. 10/10, would recommend.
> be 11 yr old me
>discovered porn but didn't fap until a few years later
> been using my stepdads windows xp computer to look up porn
> wall into my parents room where computer is
> "Anon, can we talk to you?"
> holyshit.jpeg
> "Do you know who has been looking up this?"
> Coolasfire.jpeg
> "I think it was my step brother"
> "Oh okay."
> Mfw my step brother was actually doing the same and got caught instead of me
>>685225348
>be me
>around 14
>finaly get my own PC in my room
>internet opens a world of porn I could only dream of
>don't rush it, wait for parents and sister to leave, don't want to risk any chance of getting caught
>finaly alone
>timetofap.jpeg
>fap furiously to braided, blackhaired girl with small pointy tits soloing
>cumbuckets.rar
>already know I need to delete history, friends told me they got caught that way
>fast forward, parents come home
>I fear no evil, hear no evil
>fast forvard a few days, playing PC
>dad comes in room
>"Hey Anon, I noticed you watched some porn last week. That's fine, just never put your name, adress, or something like that on the internet"
>gets out of the room like nothing happened
>face is red like a tampon
>avoid dad for next few month
>turns out, he had installed a programm that took screenshots of my PC every few minutes or so
>never fapped again to porn on this PC
>>685241650
>>685242576
>>685243277
>>685244788
This smells funny...
>>685231667
looks like Valentina Nappi
>>685245735
Aha!
>get home from school
>on couch laying down
>casually put hand down pants
>look at time realize that my mom has about a half an hour before she gets home
>turn on some nice porn take out dick
>was teenager so insta boner
>start fappin'
>don't hear door open till too late
>"so this is what you do when I'm not home"
>Red as a prolapse anus
>>685245720
What a sneaky bastard
>>685245619
ten outta fuckin ten holy kek
>be me, 16. Sister 14.
>jacking in my room.
>really going to town
>sister pokes her head in, he anon, can you -
> I freeze dick in my hand , she turns and runs
> nothing happens
> never speak of it, all is normal
> except it's 15 yrs later and I have wincest fantasies still.
I'm fucked up.....
>>685246073
>red as a prolapsed anus
Fucking lost
>25ish
>Taking a shower
>Randomly hard
>whynot.jpeg
>beating it when the door opens and my wife pulls back the curtain to ask me a question
>her eyes go wide before she gets this exasperated look on her face like "really?"
>"just scrubbin' my dick, babe"
>eyeroll.exe
>she leaves and I'm both too embarrassed and laughing too hard to finish
It's cool though, there were enough times that she would either hop in to fuck or get me out so we could bone on the counter. Best one, though (not a masturbation story exactly, but who cares)
>showering by myself
>wife comes in, we talk about whatever while I clean
>a wild random hard on appears
>shrug, it happens
>pull back curtain and go for towel
>wife's eyes are big and she's smiling
>"Were you jacking off in there?"
>"What? No, it just kinda happened"
>She's sitting on the (closed) toilet and when I get out of the shower she just grabs my shaft
>holyshit.jpeg
>she smiles and strokes me
>she's fully clothed and I'm butt-naked out of the shower
>wife used new fetish
>it's super effective!
>came buckets very quickly, and she took it all over her top
>goddamn best handjob I ever received
mfw when she finished
>be 23
>mom lets me stay at her place over the weekend
>work morning shift, 6 am to 3 pm
>have saturday off, so go to moms for meals and a few beers
>11 pm, she goes to sleep
>rent a movie on my ps3, plan on watching it over night
>decide to fap before movie
>put condom on, cuz hand aids
>fappin to krissy lynn
>bust a nut
>go outside for a smoke
>watch movie
>fall asleep
>sleep nearly the entire day
>wake up and walk over to laptop(it was on the dining room table.. Forgot to mention)
>see condom with my baby gravy on the table
>forgot to dispose of it..
>pretty sure mom and siblings saw but they never told me anything.
>>685245720
wow thats fuckin evil
I was very high one night and wanted to beat off so I did and my mom came in and found my stash and caught me jerking off with my boxers on my ankles.
>>685245619
>>685243580
I'm still waiting for your next post.
>>685225348
> stay at gf place
> wake up first
> start fapping
> she wakes up
> sees me going at it
> rolls eyes
> goes to take a dump
>>685234967
Who said I was a girl.
>>685246073
I remember my mom asked me why I stay u until 4 am every night and she said "Are you up all night watching porn?" and I angrily said "yes mom I watch porn for 5 hours straight"
Your mom saying so this is what you do reminded me of that
>12 years old
>parents still wanted babysitter to watch me
>southern country, can see people coming a mile away
>just me and babysitter
>she was a 10/10 to my 12 year old mind
>start looking up pokemon porn on dial-up
>her dad calls and we have to go back to his house
>rip
>I go home hours later
>blow a load into a pikachu pillow I had
I'm a fucking furry now...
>>685227447
Add UlyssesPrime
Clench em boys. Here's one for the storybooks.
>Be me
>Be skyping with girl I met playing MW2
>I got no camera but she does
>This get spicy
>I share a room with brother
>The starts playing with herself
>Brother is playing xbox
>She asks am I doing it too
>Fuck
>Once in a lifetime opportunity in front of me
>I take it
>One look at my brother before whipping it out
>Start fapping to this beaute fingering herself for me
>My brother looks over
>Mfw he sees what I'm looking at and shrugs and goes back to his game
>Cum buckets
I really wanted to know her IRL, but since I was like 16 at the time, I didn't have a car to get to memphis, I lived in chattanooga.
Pic related, it's her.
>>685246843
Forgot to add, wasn't exactly caught, but I knew the babysitter wanted to do stuff while we were alone. Her frustration when her dad called was apparent. In a way,
In a way, I suppose her dad caught/assumed we would be up to no good. He seemed upset and pretty adamant about us being under his supervision.
>>685246689
>>685234967
>bf means anon is female
kek
>>685247624
>>685247505
obvious samefag
>>685230407
My sides
>mfw we all do this
>don't realize how crazy it looks till somebody else puts it in perspective
>picture it in 3rd person, paranoid fapping
Thanks anon 10/10
>>685247287
Good guy brother
>>685247287
I had something similar with a girl from halo 2. We would talk and she had a webcam and would show her ass and such. Good times cranking it. I never got caught though.
>>685246073
Same person different story
>be fairly young
>sleeping over at some retards house
>was family friends so I put up with him
>go in his room he tells me that when everybody goes to sleep we can watch porn
>get excited because I was young and this was the first time I saw porn
>fast forward to everyone asleep
>little retard and me sneak out but I am a fag so I slowly move out because I was nervous of getting caught
>fag and retard turn on pc he knows the websites because step dad is also retard so doesn't delete history
>retard forgets his step dad sleeps in same room as computer
>uses no volume
>porn turns on to some wierd ass Asian fisting
>for some reason the dude is focused on more
>you see his dick like pulsating a shit ton
>nothankyou.jpg
>retard is masterbating
>I just watch the porn because porn is porn
>retard tells me I should spit in my hand cause it feels better
>notworthit.png
>go to bed
>fast forward two weeks later
>hanging out with retard
>"my step-dad was telling me he was awake when we did that"
>"wait what"
>"he said he just let us go ahead cause we were curious"
I know not related really but was an interesting story none the less
I'm still waiting for the dude with the MILF to post.
>>685247755
Nope
I would do the screencap thing but the other guy will probably do it himself so theres no point
not a caught story but funny story kinda related
>early in night
>horny
>jerk off
>bout to cum
>grab small garbage can under desk
>learn forward and blow huge load into garbage untop of some papers
>wipe tip with tissue, toss that too
>few hours later, get text from to female friends
>they come over to smoke some weed
>one girl sitting in computer chair
>she's cleaning bowl
>throws ashes in trash can
>her hand touches my cum
>"ew anon why is your garbage sticky?!
>MFW
>"uhhh i threw out a drink, probably that"
>she buys it
>jerk off again after they leave thinking about my cum on her hand
>be me
>15
>15 y/o gf
>dad was a fucking nazi that used to hit his wife
>gf always horny, always wanted to do stuff in public
>we used to go to the park and i'd finger her off the side of trails and in bushes
anyway
>in the car with gf, her dad, and her mum
>surf board running inbetween the back of the car and the two front seats
>gf puts her hand over on my leg
>holy shit now?
>hard as rock
>slips her hand under my pants and pulls dick out
>starts stroking slowly
>staring forward like nothings happening
>dad keeps looking me in the eye in the rear vision mirror
>he fucking knew
Got more like that. I totally forgot about that until i saw this thread.
>>685247899
But you were caught so yes it was pretty related
>>685227406
>dick in sock
Wait, people actually do this? I always thought it was a joke from American Pie.
Why not just use a tissue?
>>685248218
Shit that would be scary, more
>>685248219
True enough, I am too doped up to realize what I was typing but I added that part just in case because the part where I did get caught was less important to the story
>>685248170
noice
I thought it was a joke too, pal, I thought it was a joke.
>>685248499
lmao
>>685233174
10/10 post anon
screencapped for future generations
![0e3[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/uWibAbs.png "0e3[1].png")
>be someone else (not me)
>polish my torpedo
>hear a little noise, something like a trumpet or a cat
>mom walks in
>"anon, I need you to...OH MY FUCKING GOD"
>quickly cover dick with whipped cream
>mom sees
>turns 720 degrees and walks away on a tricycle
>rest of the day is awkward as fuck
dafuq ;-;
>>685233508
he who jerks in a glass house should at least give the neighbors a good show
"Polish my torpedo" I need to give you an award.
>>685245720
Got another embarassing one, not fap related but still sex related
>be me
>few years later (16 I guess)
>have qt.3,14 gf
>we do ze sekse
>she won't take the pill
>have to use condoms
>still get to make the love to her, so whatever, idontgiveafuck.gif
>still both living with parents, so we throw condoms in toilet
>but stupid as we were, we kept the plastic condom boxes in my bag
>use this bag to go to school everyday
>in the front pocket, loads of condom boxes
>also, my passport
>one day, sleepover at my gf's
>mom gives me a call, needs my passport for some stuff
>"yeah, it's in my bag, front pocket"
>immediatly realise what I said
>ohgodwhathaveidone.jpeg
>ask gf if she want's to sleepover at my house next day
>don't want to face mom alone
>gf is okay
>come home next day, avoid mom, go straight to bedroom
>all the condom boxes lying on the floor
>fuckmylife
>avoid mom for the next week
I knew she wanted to give me "the talk", but was to embarassed in front of my gf. At least I escaped this shit.
>>685248232
Try it, it's gold. I like using a sock of my ex girl. One day I'll send it to her.
>>685248390
Alright i got another one. We didn't get caught but it was risky as fuck.
>be 16
>at compulsory school camp
> day was filled with bullshit activities and team bonding yada yada
>gf was on the same camp but she was in a different class, so we didnt get to spend time together
>getting cucked by government
>night time comes
>see they have a spa
>fuckingwin
>ask gf later if she wants to go to the spa
>of course she says yes
>we get there but theres 5-6 other people in it
>fuck my shit up
>sit next to her
>shes in two piece bikini, i'm in board shorts
>put my hand on her leg and only rub half way up her thigh
>im shitting myself cause we're being so naughty
>she grabs my hand and shoves it down her underwear
>literally bursting precum
>she slopes down in the seat so i can get better access
>finger bashing away, mind going 100000 miles a minute
> she rubs my dick over my board shorts
>literally cum in a minute
Thank fuck the bubbles were on, i'm still not sure if anyone knew. I really miss her some times
Maybe I'll try.
>14 years old
>fapping on my bed to printed out hentai screenshots from Seasons of Sakura
>door closed, no locks tho
>my mom barges in asking if I want shrimp for dinner
who the fuck barges in a 14 year old boy's closed room without knocking? my dad would do it too. It's like they -wanted- to catch me fapping
By my wife while in bed next to her. I thought she was alseep. Guess I was shaking the bed and woke her up. She said half alseep " why is the bed shaking?" I said no reason. Next morning she asked if was crying or something. I said no. She asked "what were you doing?" I just smiled at her then she got it. It was funny.
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that's fucking funny.
how old were you? how did she not know?
